(00:00) We’ve scoured the web to bring you the most bizarre and offbeat news stories from around the world. We call the segment NEWS YOU CAN USE!

(17:06) Dave Richard is the Fantasy Football Guru for CBSSports.com - He joins the show to help get your team ready for week 8 action! (I can’t believe we’re practically at the halfway point of the season)

(30:14) Tua says he will not be using the guardian cap when he returns to the field.

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