(NOTE: DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, THE FIRST HOUR OF THE SHOW IS UNAVAILABLE. WE'RE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!)

(00:00) A Maine man was stuck in a pipe in Portland, yet claimed he had no clue how he got there. Fred says that alcohol probably played a role. A car crashed into a home in Minnesota, and part of an airplane was found in Florida. The reporter's interesting voice when breaking the news was a highlight for the guys.

(17:47) Fred is traveling to a baseball tournament in South Carolina, but will he make it there with the airline he’s flying? Airport lounges, airlines, and more. 

(25:29) Cyndi Lauper story, and what to expect from Jerod Mayo’s Patriots. Would they have approached the draft the same way if Belichick stuck around? Where does Drake Maye start and who does he practice with?

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