(00:00) Hardy takes a job moving cars from one side of the street to the other. Young Nicholas cares for his 66-year-old boyfriend. Dan the Wagon Man gets a line in a Woody Allen film, popularizing the expression, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

(16:28) Fred's Pez dispenser causes Young Nicholas to laugh loudly at a piano recital given by Hardy's girlfriend. Dan the Wagon Man creates a cologne that smells of the beach.

(32:21) Hardy and another driver quarrel over a parking space, leading to an all-night faceoff during which sundry neighborhood residents express their views on parking etiquette.

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