It was no longer the happiest place on earth when this tool got naked at Disneyland. It's your Tool of the Week! with Tilford's Towing and Recovery! 

When having a stand off with the police, call AAA. They might be able to help ya out. Meet your Tool of the Week with Tilford's Towing and Recovery! 

When your in a high speed police chase, you might not wanna stop to put air in your tires. Always check that before ya go! It's your Tool of the Week with Tilford's Towing & Recovery! 

This tool tried to rob a Dairy Queen but only made out with a $1.50 from the tip jar. A real dilly bar of a tool. Ladies and gentleman it's Your Tool of the Week with Tilford's Towing & Recovery!

The karaoke machine was broken and this tool wasn't gonna stand for that. Meet your Tool of the Week with Tilford's Towing & Recovery

Never ask the police to go retrieve your bag of drugs. Meet your Tool of the Week! with Tilford's Towing and Recovery! Your Premier Auto Repair and Towing Shop since 1986.

When committing a crime, it's never a good idea to swallow the evidence. Meet your Tool of the Week! With Tilford's Towing and Recovery. Your premier auto repair and towing shop since 1986. 

This woman in Florida decided to take revenge on her  ex-boyfriend by vandalizing his car....or at least she thought it was his car. Meet your Tool of the Week with Tilford's Towing and Recovery! Your premier auto repair and towing shop since 1986. 

These tools in Louisiana thought it would a good idea to shoot their drugs over a prison wall using a homemade cannon or sorts.  It didn't work out and now they reside in said prison. It's your Tool (or tools) of the Week with Tilford's Towing & Recovery!!

These Tools decided to ask the cops for directions to a place they were already at...Oh and with drugs in the car. Presenting your Tool of the Week with Tilford's Towing and Recovery.

The Kevin and Matt listeners have spoken. This is this week's Tool of the Week. This highly inappropriate behavior will get you nowhere in the education world. Except jail. 

This lady thought bringing her pet monkey along on her trip to the Starbucks drive thru was a good idea. What could possibly go wrong? It's your Tool of the Week presented by Tilford's Towing and Recovery. 

Two people in one story who could technically be the Tool of the Week here... Is it the hooker who didn't know she was stealing a cop's car? Or the cop who thought he could get away with buying a hooker? 

This week's Tool of the Week had unanimous votes from our listeners, and is already a potential candidate for Tool of the Year. Pro tip: This is NOT the way to behave during a DUI stop. 

Your votes were tallied, and the score was VERY close.. but we have a winner for this 2024's biggest Tool!

This had good vibes only when he decided to steal a delivery truck.....

This week's Tool of the Week ran into the woods only to be captured by you know who....

If you're trying to keep a low profile when the police are actively looking for, don't do what this guy did, or you might become Tool of the Week like him! 

Kevin and Matt crown this week's biggest idiot, who did the one thing you're not supposed to do when you're trying not to get caught. 

This week's Tool of the Week was in over his head, literally. 

This week's biggest Tool tried an elaborate insurance fraud scheme. The situation gets pretty grizzly. 

This week's Tool of the Week got out of prison after 27 years... it's what he did after that has him headed right back there. Oh, and his new name is... awesome.

Kevin and Matt introduce you to this week's biggest dum-dum in the news. This guy had like.. a lot... of drugs.. and when the cops pursued him.. he took off... see how that ended by listening to the story!

There's the right way to get out of having your car repossessed.. and then there's what THIS guy did. Which is why he's the Tool of the Week. 

Say anything you want to our Tool of the Week, but we wouldn't recommend telling him you like his car. . . Find out why by listening to the episode.

This week's Tool of the Week had a bit of an overreaction to getting dumped... and when you find out where they were driving when it all happened, it really makes the story that much sweeter. 

The Tool of the Week was stealing gas by siphoning it from a U-Haul... Minutes later, both her van and the U-Haul were burning...can you guess how THAT happened?

This week's Tool of the Week got caught with drugs. How did the cops know she had them? .. find out by listening to the story. 

This week's crew of rag-tag dumbass criminals got caught in true Tool of the Week fashion. 

This week's Tool of the Week really let it all hang out. 

Sometimes the reason why you choose to be a Tool makes it even worse. 

The Tool of the Week was a police officer with an OnlyFans account. He's now out of a job and in legal trouble. Find out why by listening to the episode! 

This week's biggest Tool had a job that you proooobably shouldn't show up drunk for. Especially if you're like, 3 times the legal limit.  

This week's Tool of the Week crashed the party at a local jail, and afterwards, the guards have had it with these M********** snakes... in this M************ jail. 

This week's biggest dum-dum had a virtual court case over Zoom to discuss his suspended driver's license. When he joined the meeting, and the judge saw him, his bond was immediately revoked. Find out why by listening to the episode! 

This week's biggest Tool stole a school bus. And everything that happened after that lead to him winning this week's top dumbass prize. 

This week's biggest Tool was busted for DUI, (and many many other offenses) and tried to give the cops a fake ID. How did they KNOW it was a fake? Listen to the episode to find out! 

Some things SEEM like a good idea at the time. This guy probably should have taken a second look at his plan. 

Her uncontrollable road rage caused her to throw her spaghetti dinner at an unsuspecting motorist. Here's your Tool of the Week!

Just like in the movie, She tried took her recently deceased uncle into the bank to take out a loan.....It didn't go how she thought..... 

This tool tried to Thelma and Louis it off a cliff.....it didn't work and now he's in tool jail.

He did the crime, then cracked a beer to celebrate. Your Tool of the Week!

A tool in Atlanta steals a front loader and goes on a wild police chase.....

This week's biggest Tool is a dad who took his distaste for the amount of homework his son was given to a whole other level. Listen to the episode to find out what he did. 

This week's biggest Tool thought he could be a superhero. Find out how that worked out for him by listening to the episode. 

This week's biggest Tool pretty much ran away with the title. What they did reminds us a little too much of a particular 80's comedy... and not in a cute/fun way. Listen to the episode to find out what happened. 

This week's biggest Tool, voted on by YOU, stole a $140 pair of shoes. The circumstances of the arrest make us laugh. Find out why. 

This was the most voted-on Tool of the Week contest to date, and it was a CLOSE one. Find out who took the top prize and what really.. REALLY dumb thing they did. 

This week's Tool of the Week is on track to be a solid competitor for Tool of the Year! Find out what unusual weapon she was using to threaten convenience store employees. And find out what she was wearing. Listen to the episode now!

This week's Tool of the Week, voted in by YOU, tried to pass a drug test using, somewhat... unusual methods. Listen to the episode to find out what happened.