There's the right way to get out of having your car repossessed.. and then there's what THIS guy did. Which is why he's the Tool of the Week. 

Say anything you want to our Tool of the Week, but we wouldn't recommend telling him you like his car. . . Find out why by listening to the episode.

This week's Tool of the Week had a bit of an overreaction to getting dumped... and when you find out where they were driving when it all happened, it really makes the story that much sweeter. 

The Tool of the Week was stealing gas by siphoning it from a U-Haul... Minutes later, both her van and the U-Haul were burning...can you guess how THAT happened?

This week's Tool of the Week got caught with drugs. How did the cops know she had them? .. find out by listening to the story. 

This week's crew of rag-tag dumbass criminals got caught in true Tool of the Week fashion. 

This week's Tool of the Week really let it all hang out. 

Sometimes the reason why you choose to be a Tool makes it even worse. 

The Tool of the Week was a police officer with an OnlyFans account. He's now out of a job and in legal trouble. Find out why by listening to the episode! 

This week's biggest Tool had a job that you proooobably shouldn't show up drunk for. Especially if you're like, 3 times the legal limit.  

This week's Tool of the Week crashed the party at a local jail, and afterwards, the guards have had it with these M********** snakes... in this M************ jail. 

This week's biggest dum-dum had a virtual court case over Zoom to discuss his suspended driver's license. When he joined the meeting, and the judge saw him, his bond was immediately revoked. Find out why by listening to the episode! 

This week's biggest Tool stole a school bus. And everything that happened after that lead to him winning this week's top dumbass prize. 

This week's biggest Tool was busted for DUI, (and many many other offenses) and tried to give the cops a fake ID. How did they KNOW it was a fake? Listen to the episode to find out! 

Some things SEEM like a good idea at the time. This guy probably should have taken a second look at his plan. 

Her uncontrollable road rage caused her to throw her spaghetti dinner at an unsuspecting motorist. Here's your Tool of the Week!

Just like in the movie, She tried took her recently deceased uncle into the bank to take out a loan.....It didn't go how she thought..... 

This tool tried to Thelma and Louis it off a cliff.....it didn't work and now he's in tool jail.

He did the crime, then cracked a beer to celebrate. Your Tool of the Week!

A tool in Atlanta steals a front loader and goes on a wild police chase.....

This week's biggest Tool is a dad who took his distaste for the amount of homework his son was given to a whole other level. Listen to the episode to find out what he did. 

This week's biggest Tool thought he could be a superhero. Find out how that worked out for him by listening to the episode. 

This week's biggest Tool pretty much ran away with the title. What they did reminds us a little too much of a particular 80's comedy... and not in a cute/fun way. Listen to the episode to find out what happened. 

This week's biggest Tool, voted on by YOU, stole a $140 pair of shoes. The circumstances of the arrest make us laugh. Find out why. 

This was the most voted-on Tool of the Week contest to date, and it was a CLOSE one. Find out who took the top prize and what really.. REALLY dumb thing they did. 

This week's Tool of the Week is on track to be a solid competitor for Tool of the Year! Find out what unusual weapon she was using to threaten convenience store employees. And find out what she was wearing. Listen to the episode now!

This week's Tool of the Week, voted in by YOU, tried to pass a drug test using, somewhat... unusual methods. Listen to the episode to find out what happened.

We kick off 2024 with a splendid double-whammy for biggest dum dum of the week. This story includes a Tool of the Day first... check out the episode to find out what happened!

We reveal this year's Tool of the Year, voted on by YOU... and we definitely agree with your choice. Canned potato chips will never be the same again.

Fill in the blank. Once you _______... you can't ______ .... That's all we're going to say about this week's Tool of the Week.

This week's Tool of the Week claims to have had a bullet lodged in his spine... Based on what cops found when he got arrested, we think we know that happened... Listen to the episode to find out what it was!

This week's biggest Tool racked up a TON of charges in just one incident. Listen to the episode to find out how many!

What can we say about this weeks listener-voted Tool of the Week except... Don't do this. Listen to the episode to find out what.

You voted and the winner for biggest Tool of the Week is in. This time, it's a teacher who made a really poor choice this past Halloween. It wasn't the costume so much as what he said to the students in character. Listen to the episode to find out what

This week's Tool of the Week shot his roommate in the butt. What tips it into the net is WHY he did it. Listen to the episode to find out.

This week's biggest Tool gets the title because not only did his attempt to burn leaves and garbage go VERY wrong.. but what happened after really tips it into the net. Listen to the episode to find out what happened.

Another week, and another champion. This one goes into the Tool of the Day hall of fame. This man did what on the floor and attacked people with what while being buck WHAT? Find out by listening to the episode.

We present to you another finalist in the Tool of the Year playoffs! Today's finalist  picked the wrong vehicle to steal. Listen to the story and then text SQUAD to 815-874-2104 if you think he's worthy of this year's title.

This week's biggest Tool goes to a guy who threatened to do something with an explosive device which he claimed he had hidden in a very delicate space. Listen to the episode to find out where.

And now for the tooliest Tool of the Week! Of all our Tool of the Day segments, one stands alone as the most outrageously dumb. This week's Tool picked a bad moment to take a selfie. Find out what happened by listening to the episode!

Our Tool of the Week made some special brownies and left them out on the counter for his mom to find. And it didn't end well. Listen to the episode to find out what happeend...

This Tool of the Day robbed a bank for a comically small amount of money, and then got caught for a very dumb reason. Hear the episode to find out how!

Today's Tool of the Day has had enough of people parking in his spot. It's what he did in response that makes him today's Tool of the Day. Listen to the episode to find out!

Today's Tool of the Day was only trying to help his mom, and now he's in jail for a couple of different charges. Find out what they are by listening to today's episode!

Today's Tool of the Day is NSFW... the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun, right? Listen to the episode to find out what happened!

Today's Tool of the Day was doing something behind the wheel that we've never heard of anyone doing. Listen to the episode to find out what it was!

Today's Tool of the Day was swinging a pretty big bat with this lie. Find out what he tried to get away with in today's episode!

Today's Tool of the Day decided to drive a golf cart through a crime scene. One particular detail really tips this story into the net. Listen to the episode for the goods.

Today's Tool of the Day thought he could fit a LOT of junk down the toilet. Listen to the story to learn how that turned out.

Today's Tool of the Day should probably find a better place to perform his illegal operations.