Tool of the Week - InstaCriminals
This week's crew of rag-tag dumbass criminals got caught in true Tool of the Week fashion.
Tool of the Week - Lazy River
This week's Tool of the Week really let it all hang out.
Tool of the Week - Cuddler
Sometimes the reason why you choose to be a Tool makes it even worse.
Tool of the Week - OnlyCops
The Tool of the Week was a police officer with an OnlyFans account. He's now out of a job and in legal trouble. Find out why by listening to the episode!
Tool of the Week - TUI
This week's biggest Tool had a job that you proooobably shouldn't show up drunk for. Especially if you're like, 3 times the legal limit.
Tool of the Week - Snakes in a Jail
This week's Tool of the Week crashed the party at a local jail, and afterwards, the guards have had it with these M********** snakes... in this M************ jail.
Tool of the Week - Zoom
This week's biggest dum-dum had a virtual court case over Zoom to discuss his suspended driver's license. When he joined the meeting, and the judge saw him, his bond was immediately revoked. Find out why by listening to the episode!
Tool of the Week - Bus Thief
This week's biggest Tool stole a school bus. And everything that happened after that lead to him winning this week's top dumbass prize.
Tool of the Week - Fake Id
This week's biggest Tool was busted for DUI, (and many many other offenses) and tried to give the cops a fake ID. How did they KNOW it was a fake? Listen to the episode to find out!
Tool of the Week - Bigfoot Guy
Some things SEEM like a good idea at the time. This guy probably should have taken a second look at his plan.