The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (5.6) 

Whatever you do, DO NOT take the 110 North! It’s like a snaking parking lot ATM. Timmy should be the head of Caltrans, what with all his predictions and common sense. Timmy's family is going out of town this weekend for Mother’s Day and he’ll be all lonesome, so he texted seven friends to see if they wanted to come over and watch TV. Here’s what they each responded: “No.” “We have a TV,” “What’s going on with you?” “Is it a sleepover?” “SURE.” “Can I bring my mom?” “You lucky guys whose mom has passed on.” Also, why in LA do we never broadcast sports events on big screens outdoors like they do in other towns?