Hour 3 (11.09) Remember when “Good Morning America” co-anchors Amy Robach and TJ Holmes, who were married to other people at the time, got caught in an on-air affair and Disney paid them to go away? Timmy and Mark both think that was a bad move — the on-air canoodling would have been ratings gold. Charlie Sheen now has his own YouTube podcast called “Mostly Sheenius,” already packed with epic guests including his dad Martin Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards.  

In the world of consumerism, a “Pokémon” dad in South Carolina left his six-year-old daughter standing in line for him at 1 a.m., and Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS sold a $148 advent calendar full of tchotchkes worth about eight bucks, and the unboxing influencers are demanding refunds that Kim says she’ll pay.  

Down in San Diego, self-taught chef AJ Miller is making only 15 to 20 pizzas a day out of his two-bedroom apartment near Ocean Beach while 3,500 people a week beg for a slice. In Santa Barbara, 19 half-marathon runners ended up in the emergency room after rumors swirled that a water station had been spiked.  

Timmy’s playing the punk rock “PetSmart” song by Ben Lapidus again, which always sparks the Pet Smart versus Pets Mart argument, and then there’s the Royal Caribbean cruise-ship pianist who fell overboard, treaded water for nine hours, and was finally pulled out by Newport Beach fishermen.