The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (3.30) 

It’s Monday so it means Mark Thompson’s in the house! Yesterday, Timmy C took in the college basketball, Duke vs. UConn, and you know what? While it's not for him, this game sure was a doozy. Did you know? Mark Thompson chooses his casinos based on how clean the men’s room is. He may be a betting man, but he doesn’t play when it comes to his tinkling. This one’s for the smarty-pants listeners: Please, for God’s sake, do more TalkBacks. And now one for the dumb-dumbs: Timmy likes your TalkBacks much better, keep it up. A woman was interviewed by KTLA about gas prices and why she was buying gas at that Hollywood gas station — she said because her friend told her it was 26 cents cheaper per gallon. And she came from Corona in Riverside. Which was a 74-mile drive. Her math ain’t mathing.