The Dodgers make headlines with a blockbuster signing, locking up Tucker on a massive four-year, $240 million deal. We also have breaking news out of Glendale, where an off-duty firefighter has been detained in connection with an active homicide investigation. Plus, SpaceX Crew 11 speaks publicly for the first time after an incident forced an early return to Earth, and we look at the weather extremes hitting the country—from rain in Southern California to a brutal polar vortex elsewhere. And finally, travelers are sounding off as hotels ditch traditional bathroom doors, sparking backlash over privacy and comfort.
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It’s Friday Night — Get a Real Lime, It’s Sublime for Margarita Time!
33:06

Drink Some Wader, Youse Guys — LeBron is Pulling a Reverse Fresh Prince and Headed to Philly!
34:26

The Robot Apocalypse is Upon Us Thanks to AI Slop and Human Laziness
34:10