HOUR 1 5.28.26

From California’s 12-year-old college graduate to LA becoming the nation’s top city for dog attacks on mail carriers, we break down the weirdest headlines of the week — including the eternal war between dogs and the mailman. Then we spiral into the AI takeover: Conan O’Brien roasting artificial intelligence, people handing ChatGPT their entire health history, and why “optimizing yourself” might be making everyone miserable. Plus, a cop tickets a woman for holding a phone with a hand she doesn’t even have, Trump’s face could end up on a $250 bill, Vegas tries to revive Primm, and Taco Bell unleashes a wave of new menu items while In-N-Out expands in Irvine.