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Ep 22: A Message Specifically For Taylor Swift

Published Jan 19, 2021, 11:00 AM

Today, this is what's important:

Yelling 'let's go,' Adam's ass winning a twitter poll, biking gear, the Mandela Effect, the Oculus Rift, Taylor Swift wearing the bear coat, Peaky Blinders, The Brady Bunch, Adam's character on The Righteous Gemstones, making money off religion, the ultimate urinal prank, and more.

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Welcome to This is important to production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously the most critically important issues on the planet today. On this is important. You can fit your dick in the gas tank. Bro, come on, bitch, better have my honey. I squeeze, I cut off the stream and then I let it go back on, and then I do it to like a beat that small cock com me grandpa, buckle up, and we're back. You guys, let's freaking do this. Yeah, man, let's go today, Let's do it. Let's go. Are you gonna go? Can I say? I do hate that I see all the time everyone doesn't now, and I think it started with Lebron and I think I might have shipped on this in the podcast before. But when people go let's go, it is crazy. It bugs me and honestly, and I don't get that bugged by a lot of things, but I'm like, you're very unbommed. You can't bug this. I'm bugged by that. I am bugged by that. Let's go. It's the response to everything, now everything. The intensity of it, I think would get very annoying, and it is annoying. But I what did work on set with some guys who very subtly were like, let's go, and I did dig it. Well, if you're literally going somewhere, they were on their way to go somewhere. Yeah, if you're if you're like, hey, guys, let's go, let's go. We're ready to go. Guys, the van's running, Yeah, let's go. When it's like, uh, you sink a cornhole shot and you go, let's go, or the kids opening like their Christmas presents on Instagram, they were like getting a PS five. They're like, got the PS five, let's go about a Christmas gift. Let's go. My parents are rich. Your poor grass parents can't go anywhere. So this is the thing I've always wanted to kind of like step out, but then I just forget because it's not that important. But this is important. It is important. It is this is important, So right now, it's let's go. Right before that, it was That's what I'm talking about, and that is what I'm talking about. Before that, at some point it was like boo yah, sure, yeah, I had a day. What is the history of that exclamation sports thing? In chronological order? Starting it goes h are you starting newer or older? Are we talking Blake's favorite decade than nineties? Do you think it started there? Do you think it started where? I don't know what started. I'm saying, let's start with let's go and work our way backwards. Okay, let's go. So it starts there, let's go. Was that's what I'm talking about? Right before that? I think so, I think that's that's what I'm talking about. People used to just say that. They could have not said anything, but they would go, that's what I'm talking about. And that's a long one too. And also they might not have been talking about anything. No, you were just doing that. Person wasn't talking, they were silent for thirty minutes. Then a thing happens. Then that's what they're talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. You're like, hey, Jeff, you didn't say ship, dude, you weren't talking about anything. Literally, you're silent, you're playing chess. You're playing chess and you haven't said a word in minutes. But wait, sorry, I think before let's go, it was just whoa whoa like. It was it was the Rick Flair woo like. People were doing that instead of speaking for a while, that's true. I mean, does a high five count in this? I feel like maybe the high five was the big bang? No, no, no, it has to be an oral exclamation. Verbal high five could be where it's started. That was the big bang, like that could be back in like the fifties. No, it's for sure, just like some old timey like uh, snaker do it all? You know, like twenties slang, that's for sure. Hang on, it's yeehaw? Was that horse riding? But I'm going around like sports, like popularized sports phrases that are said once by a pro and then twelve year olds across America go, I'm gonna say that for eighteen months? Do you Like? I can only think about Tropic Thunder when he was like, get you some, get some. Get someone on Twitter out it hump the air and you say, suck it. Yes, that's degeneration. X Blake. Fucking kudos. There you go, buddy. It looks like you weren't. You didn't fall asleep at the wheel this week. Thank you for that, bro. I was ready for the sucket. Baby. Hey Kyle, uh, do you currently have egg on your face? Why? Oh? Is there egg on your face right now? Dude, I don't think so ship. It's about to get important. Let's go. I feel like there might be some yolk on your face. Let's go. Oh my god, how am I not following along? That's the only yolk this dude is because the people are spoken and they say that I have the nicest ass. They said, they said there was a pole. Oh bro, hundreds of people, hundreds of people did it? Who put the pole out? Did you do the pole? There was an independent pole? Y? Yeah, it was an independent pole. There was an independent pole. There was like five hundred people. Where was the pole? Posted Twitter? Who was the pollster involved? People were pulled. I don't know these people. These are Internet people. I demand to recount. I want to recount. I want Wolf Blitzer to put out the fucking pole. If we're gonna get real, I want the dude with the screen zooming in. All I'm saying is I got fifty something percent, then Blake had thirty three, then durs with with some change, and then you had like five percent. Know, it's all because you fucking it's because you had a little SOB story going on. Man, It's because people felt bad for you. It was it was biased By the way, I love the like do you have yoke on your face? Has no idea about this pole of people. I know, dude, he's been waiting for two fucking weeks to say this. By the way, I guarantee it. Okay, four hundred and seventy votes, Okay, four hundred and seventy human beings, clicked bots. Where is it posted? Where is it posting? Some Twitter? And I reposted it so you could go to my account and follow it. Evidently this person made a an account where they just kind of follow the podcast. That's fucking bullshit right there. And it says Blake Blake with his high end, tight gott Adam with his thick with the sea and juicy Kyle stepping in. I don't know what that means exactly, but stepping in is what they say about your ass. I think he's just stepping in for because nobody else showed up, and no one showed up. You got three percent, and then Durrs is the sleeper winner, which I think is what you called his ass. So just saying there might be some yolk on your face, there might be a little egg on your face, which is the saying, right, I feel like I've been saying that a lot lately. Yeah, if you got egg on your face, eat your humble pie, eat crow, bitch. I don't know if I've heard yolk on your face. Well no, I added that it was an egg, and then I added, you you know it's this is cool. Hey, you know what at Hoyle do you eat eggs? Eat eggs? Yeah? Yeah, I do eat No, Well, go on, this is important, baby, this is Kyle. Don't say I was gonna I was gonna congratulate at him. I was gonna say, I'm happy that. I'm happy that you're happy right now. I think that's very cool that you've found it in you to post that and get all the winds. I didn't know it was already there, dude, if you posted it, if you fucking posted that ship, it's biased as ship. You understand me. It was already done. And then I posted the results. Okay, so you weren't You weren't getting I posted the results. No, it wasn't the it wasn't live at that point. Oh really, people weren't clicking through to go vote from your place? No? No, no, I when I posted that, that's what that was four seventy votes, and then you weren't able to complete it. It It was already done. So again, okay, alright, alright, I won't I'll congratulate you. I completely disagree with everyone, but I mean, I didn't retweet this. I didn't retweet this, So we don't know what the Mindy Project fans that are just h yeah, and I don't think I don't think it was a It's like a thing that they're fans of me. I think they're fans of my thick and juicy ass. Specifically, what picture of your ass were they voting on? There was no photos. This is just them knowing our asses from memory. Maybe they do, they could do their own individual research about our asses. But we discussed in the pod that your ass has changed, like dramatically, So it has it. My ass is really really great. Actually it has deformed. Oh my gosh. We can't go down this again. We can't. I'm doing it. I'm not saying we can't dedicate a fourth episode to Adam that definitely doesn't deserve it. This is important, man. I started biking at him. I pumped up the tire on my specialized road bike, and I'm out there on the fucking streets getting it. I didn't know you had a roadbike, Kyle. I'm out there, I do. I was wondering if you had any luck getting any kind of like free swag from anybody, because I am a hoop the motherfucker out there on the road. I'm like sweatpants and and like work boots, and I admittedly I'm trying to up my game on. I want to get a pointed helmet. I want to look fucking stupid. Seems doable, yes, I agree. I want to look like I'm a professional cyclist, like, oh, this guy must do tour to franch ship. He's wearing all the tights. He looks like a maniac out there, he's got all the car. But then I'm really only going like fifteen miles and and pretty pretty laxa. Basically, I'm just kind of having fun. I'm like rocking like my board teenager jackets with like the fucking hood, and it's like very much a drag. It's it's drag, like I can't get going fast. I'm working harder. It's like a parachute, and I just do not want that. I don't want to work. The answer to your question is, uh no, no, no, one's giving me free stuff. Specialized reached out and was like, dude, well, thank you for mentioning us on the podcast. We love you have your manager reach out. We want to do something for you. And I'm like, am I about to score a free bike? Am I going to get a free bike? No? I didn't. They just are like, hey, we're big fans, okay, and then we're like, okay, that count. Well, maybe they'll hook me up with some gear. Like all I need is like a fucking shirt. Okay, Specialized, come come at us. We're not afraid to go on air engine bag for free ship. Come at us. I need a shirt, I need shoes, I need a padded butt pants. You know what I mean. You gotta have padded butt pants. Go to your local joint, go to your local cycle shop. Yeah, those those bike stores need your money. Mr. Support Local businesses Hoder's Home. Wait what? Oh wow? Mr Support Local Businesses. Hey, Kyle, just go to wall Mark like the rest of America. Come on, let's go Walmart and or go straight to the company and beg my, hell I want to join out him on this attitude, but I'm not going to do that. Okay, cool, I'll go to my vocal shop. Yeah, good call Kyle. Where are you going cycling path? Dude? I went around on the road. There's a nice bike trail on the side of the road that goes right below the right at the foot of Mount Diablo. How are you pronouncing this now? Mount Diablo? But I grew up it was Mount Diablo. Yes, that's the way we were trained. Wait, you guys said Diablo, Like you don't remember that this was the real thing. We grew up saying Mount Diablo. And a lot of people in the bay say that, Well, it's the way that like you guys just and we all do this to a point where we will miss say a word to be funny, but then we miss it that way for so long that that do you mean mispronounced? No, I miss it is well to be fair. What's weird is like everyone in the entire county calls Mount Diablo Mount Diablo. Everyone pronounces it wrong, right, that's like rodeo drive. Like people just are like, we're changing it. Yeah, we're throwing a little panash on it, because what that word is rodeo? What's for sure? It's rodeo? Yeah, what's up? Apparently it is it's it can be whatever the funk it is. So are you saying that Mount Diablo is actually putting a little pignache on the word diablo? Yeah, right, well we got no. I think there's less nash. I think I think there's less nash with the diablo. Diablo sounds fucking stupid. Is a cool not a cool sounding mountain. It's a real word. It's got an extra syllable in there with diabolow diablo diabaloon blow three three yah blow. I've always said dil Yeah. But you say things, you you have a little extra sometimes, what's my extra? Sometimes? Well, I like when you like when you say thanks, you say thanks, which is you're doing a little spin on it. That's not really an extra, And that is true. You do say thanks, thanks, thank you. But that's Adam actually that I take that as a compliment, So thank you. Adam actually says extra in the word divorce because you say divorce. Well, he says past tense. He says they're divorce divorce. How am I saying it? Divorce? You say sugar and divorce. I do say sugar. You do say sugar. You do definitely say sugar and railroad. I understand that's the regional thing. Because my dad says ray road. He's from Asserve. I don't say ray road, you do. I say railroad. No, when you're like my dad worked on the railroad, and I'm like, oh, it's fine. Let yeah you do you have ray road? I know. I think it's rare road. Rail road. Yeah, so railroad. My father worked on the railroad. He didn't worked on the railroad. You never say railroad. You always say railroad. And I'd say it fast because yeah, I'm a quick talker. You know, I'm in a hurry. You're in a hurry. We got, hey, you got, let's go, let's go. I say way woad railroad. My puppy work on the weil woad. I have a question, Yes, yes, you know the word, Sherbet, Yeah, yes, but there's not two rs in the word, right, isn't it sure? Bit You're right, yeah, it's sure. But everybody in the world says Sherbert, I know the podcast stops doing the fucking wait uh. If you look it up nowhere, nowhere does it If you look it up online, nowhere in the world does it, say Sherbert, there is no second R. There's no Burt, So, is it like wherever the word is from, as it pronounced like surebet, like sorbet, like sorbet? Or is it like a mutation of sorbet? Very possible? But why does every single person on earth say? Sure? But do you think this is like a Mandela effect kind of thing? What's that? What is that? We're in an ulternate, alternate ultimately alternate universe, an alternate reality. I know what you're talking about. I watched I watched that episode of John Wilson or whatever where people are like, don't you remember it said it said Stofer's stovetop And it's like, no, you fucking idiot. It never said no, But it's true. There is ship like that. Do you know what the Mandela effect is? Come? No, I actually I don't. I'm learning. Um oh god, let's teach you something. Okay, let's learn. Guys going to get into this ship. They believe the Mandela effect. There's like this. I guess it started with a whole bunch of people. I thought that Nelson Mandela died, was like killed in prison, right, and like this whole tons of people said that they remember, like the news talking about it, and they fully have vivid memories of this happening when he didn't and he went on to be the President of South Africa and they but they believe it. These people believe in a certain way, and they they think that like there's a in the spacetime continuum that something split off, and the only thing that these people remember about their timeline is this thing happening that didn't happen in the new timeline that they're on. It's the It's the dumbest fucking thing in the world, because what they're doing is they're going No. When I was five years old and I had this memory, I had it exactly know. It's fruit loops spelled like fruit and You're like, no, it's two ohs already And people are like, no, I swear it was fruit loop. We're in a different time. It's so weird. It's just like why people doubled down because of their pride. It's mismemory reason that a bunch of people have together, and there are conventions where they go together. They're like, yeah, the movie quote was this, But all of a sudden, I watched the movie and it's different. But we all said yip, motherfucker. It's like if you build it, they will come. But it's not necessarily That's not how it was said in the movie. It's like, if you build it Ray, it's like Luke, I am your father. Yeah, he never says that, right, he never says that. It's like these things that have been distilled down to a nice line that works out of context, and it's like that's the line because the world says it that way. But when you go back to the movie within context, the line is different and you got it and that effect. And so these people have found each other. They think they're like onto something, and it really is a collection of people with hope. You know. That's that's the nicest way I can put this. What are they hoping for? They're hoping that like there's another plane of existence. They're hoping that they're not idiots, hoping that they're not wrong, because there has to be some bigger explanation other than they're wrong. Right. Well, It's also I think a lot of people want to believe like when uh, like when Elon Musk started to say like talk about like timelines and talk about how like we're in a simulation and ship, I think people just really want to believe that ship. You know what I mean? Yea, yeah, because they can't believe how shitty their lives are. Do you think Neo ever sits down and goes, man, this has got to be some fucked up reality. This can't be it. No, he's Neo and he's out there like, are you referencing the Matrix? Let's go. No, I don't think he's are you I'm referencing the R and B singer. Yeah, that's why I thought you were dancing your Neo like and also has he even bitten in? Has he even sang a song? In eight years? Neo? Would you after the Year of the Gentleman? You don't have to do anything? Thank you? Okay, Hey, let's go. He's independent. Now you're referencing a character from the Mayor Tricks like me. That's weird. That's cross references. I apologize because the Matrix is kind of about it, right tyres is He's killing it to be fair, isn't. Isn't Tyrese's nickname Black Matrix? Is it? I made that up? You can believe that though, yeah, we could. I feel like people will go deep into this hopeful attitude for things like this because you do think about a spacetime continuum moving off and being like, oh my god, there are other planes of existence, much like people dive deep into religion because they're like, there is a different life that parallels. So, yeah, life after death might just be jumping over into this other universe and and maybe you know, maybe they're professional baseball player in this other life. You don't know, dude, totally. You get into like reincar nationship at that point where you're like, well, this is just a level of Buddhism. Does anybody ever go like, oh, there's got to be another life? And for me it's it's much worse. Yeah, I am a fucking toilet liquor in ancient Egypt or something. No, for for sure. For the four of us, uh, we're pretty pumped on this plane of existence. This is this is a great plane of existence for the four of us. I could see other people being like this plane I'm you know, well we are we are Yolo generation where you only live once, And that's kind of what Yolo might have been the fucking let's go right before let's go shouting Yolo. Oh, I don't know if you screamed Yolo. I don't know if I heard that. Yeah, I don't know. If you scream, I think you whispered it. You would say it to a friend, say quietly to yourself as you're about to do something stupid. But really you would text it. You would text it to yourself. God, I shouldn't do this. Yolo. Oh God, it's pretty high. It's pretty high up here. Um, but Yolo, right, that's a great way to leave your life. I think you're right. I think that religion was the o G. I think that it said Stoffer's stove top. That's how Christianity started. They were like, no, I saw there was water and then it was wine. It's a miracle. Meanwhile, this motherfucker's like switching it behind his back, like and they just brought out the second course, and like, here's the wine. This blind dude can see now. I remember him seeing freak for sure. It was like, you know, it was the type of thing where someone tells the story and then another person tells it, and then two hundred years go by and like two hundred like you know, forty people retold the story in different ways and they're like, now, no, he was walking on Wonner. Yeah, that's what I heard, he's the son of God. He's like, no, is the son of Bob? Dude? Is Bob not God? I don't know. I swear I heard God. Here's what's funked up as we get into this digital era right there, Like everything can be kind of constructed in a way that you're like, just with it. Yeah, that's believable. Photograph. We're fucked. Oh yeah, information is done deep fakes, bro, I mean right, because then all of a sudden there will be pictures from that have stovers over the stovetop, and then who's the idiot? Damn? Maybe I'll have yolk on my face? Yolks on your face? Is it yolk or is it yolk? Is it yolk? Yolk? Yo? Good? I say yo. You say yo for an egg? You say yolk for a what for an egg? An egg? Egg? I remember you saying you said, I say yolk, egg, Yo. Let's go, you say egg yolk. You take time out of your day to say yolk. I mean I have to say home, so I say yolk. Care fair? That's cool. You've got to So we look at we're probably the last generation that's going to see something that's photoshopped and believe it, or see a commercial that is like nice and good and done by advertisers and be like, that's real because some company made it. Now that that generation is, it's over. Now. You look at a photoshop and you question it. You look at a picture, you question it. You look at an image that might have some information, you question it. But we still grew up in a time when what was printed in textbooks was real, what was on TV was kind of like that was a real advertisement. So you think moon landing, what the Yeah, Kubrick's a genius, but also like explaining like the like these like commercials or like movies and ship explaining like the c G I is not real to my kid, He's like it's it's all those real dinosaurs. I'm like no, but like they look real as fun, that's what you say. And I say, give me my beer, give me if you don't finish that beer, and that beer over here? Yeah, growing up quick over there? Yeah, daddy, what is c G I. Like when they have a car commercial, like a car commercial. When we were a kid, it was just that British dude explaining ship while a marble rolled all over. And now cars are like exploding into pieces and reconforming and like driving up buildings and stuff. And he's like, can we do that? And I go no, And he's like, well why did they show it then? And I go exactly, son, Now give me back my beer. That is actually brilliant. We're really breaking this town in a pretty educational way. People are going to leave this podcast going one more time. Sorry, no, read some books? Is that not audible? What is it? No, Blake Immittedly you came on strong with the with the board and we we were all for it. And then what is that one? Read some book? Read a book? You with lit risk on of a bitch, step up your vocab? Is that eminem read a book? Is that what that said? Read a book? It's from Nacho Libre. Read some books. Yeah, well it's not very it's off. It's off the board. Now hey next week. Uh well you just give me a little. Don't be missing south Central while drinking. You're just in the something from there, got it, dude, and guys, ladies and gentlemen and and in between. At home, we did not communicate about that. So I'm I'm hard rock hard. Pecker's hard. That's amazing. You got a hard packer. Now, becker's are hard as hard as it guess these days? Is that what your dad said? Cole? You got a hard pecker? Now? Yeah, he said that makes Yeah. Didn't your dad ask you if you had a hard packer? No? Wasn't that he? Wait, no, I distinctly remember it saying stuffers, how hard is your pecker? Like that was just talking about tools and said like that makes my pecker hard. That was the Endella effect about Kyle's hard deck. Yeah, right, did your dad ask you, like you as to look at your hard packer? What? No? What the fun Mandela effect is? Uh? Hard to get your Yeah, dude, that's a trip man, Yeah, augmented reality fucking changing. Shut up, dude, Well, dude, has anybody gotten what the fund are? They called the thing you put over your face? The oculus? The oculus oculus or the rift? Uh? Does anybody have with the VR goggle? Oh? Like no, no, I can't believe none of us have a pair. I can't do it. It's gonna go straight to a crazy porno land and then it's just they do have oculus porn. Yeah, that's it's a slippery It's a slippery slope. I mean, I agree, and then you're always just like spending way too much time in the bathroom with your oculus rift, like, don't come in, don't come in, Daddy's going to be in the bathroom for a while sucking your iPad. The craziest part of that is you can have the device on with the headphones and this, and you could be standing there and cranking it and have a whole gang of people watching you and you don't even know. That's probably what you're into, dude. You're tapping into my ultra fantasies. You're just like, oh no, that's the best ship. But there's also those cool videos of like Dad's getting way into the game and then just like jumping head first into their television into a ceiling fan. Yeah that is tight. Yeah. Also, I'm like, do these people have no spatial awareness? Like they're playing the game but they know that they're still in their living rooms? Super crazy, dude, have you ever put it on or played a game? It's I've only done it one time, and it was like it was they were showing it off at like the Grove and I was like surfing and which is like an outside mall in Los Angeles and they were like, here, come try it on. And I tried it on and I was just like surfing. I was like, okay, yeah, this is cool. I mean it looks like I'm surfing. And you didn't dive in and go swimming and accidentally hit the pavement. I just sort of crouched on the surfboard and dive into the concrete. The first time I put it on, somebody it was like a Game of Thrones thing at Comic Con and they had they were shooting like heat, like flaming arrows at me, and I fucking freaked out, dude, Like it was. It was scary, like the day that just tells you your body's working, your senses are and that was bizarre. Congrats your human. Yeah. They had like wind pumping too, like that's cool that when the winds pumping and you're like, I'm fucking feeling this like I did when where you just you like walked out on the ledge looking down over a building or whatever and did not enjoy that. I was like, this is fucking stupid, Like you didn't like it because you were scared, because you you were afraid of your emotions. Because I thought I was gonna fucking step off this building. They're like, go ahead and take another step, and I was like, I don't trick my brain. I was like, I can't. I'm not It's that good. Really, why did you say it was stupid? Was that you being like because he doesn't like to feel, because I was deflecting about me being stupid hands So you were scared and you might have cried in that moment, but instead of crying, you call it stupid. I was afraid to cry. He's got none tear ducks. He's gonna learn eventually. Life makes you learn eventually. It was weird. Do you think when you do cry, you're gonna cry for like, like for years straight, Like yeah, like to make up for everything. You're just gonna be like a little blubbering for Yeah. I could see that. I mean, if you want to, if you want to keep it real, I hope not. It sounds like a real fucking like dark place for a terrible breakdown. Yeah, I hope the next time it happens, it's like, I hope we would step in and kind of bring you out of that deep depression that that you're in. I think we would all have to, uh, move back in the house together, um and and live with each other for for six months to bring days out of that one. I'm like those uh those dark sand people in soul. Okay, let's go, let's go. Blake did it, but for real, he just he said it, Yeah, let's go earnestly. Yeah he was. He was, let's going, let's go. I mean, are we not gonna say, let's sco Is that not? What about skull? Let's hey? Can we talk about Taylor Swift wearing the bear jacket and saying that was weird and hopefully isn't as weird or whatever her comment was. And she's wearing the bear coat that Blake wore in like the third episode of Workaholics, Bitch better have my honey. She's wearing it. She's saying like stuff about weird, which that was our catchphrase, Let's get weird. And then no love, no tag, no mention. We mentioned tat here on the podcast said there wasn't a lot of overlap. Evidently there is. Evidently Tete herself listen to the pot, I'm looking at it two ways, and they're and they're both they're both pretty cool. Okay, let's go, maybe I'm wrong about both. But my first first version is she's seen the show. She's a fan. Maybe she heard that we talked about her, maybe she didn't. Either way, she's rapping. The other like side of this coin is that Taylor Swift is who we're talking about. I just said, yeah, I don't know if I mentioned the bear coat and saying let's get weird is just now like ubiquitously part of culture. And she didn't even realize she was doing it. It's a Mandela effect, and we are Nelson Mandela to her. I do have a piece of intel, though well not really. It's just pizza. Okay, Blake, Let's go pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza piecea antel, pizza, pizza intel like thinking of like a therapist who like it was continually is like, okay, let's go, let's go, let's go home. That cod is official bear Workaholics merchandise. That's the one they released. Yes, that's what I thought too. It looked like it came from says like workaholics in the hood of the Yeah, it says workaholics on that coach. So she definitely watches the show and knows it's from the show. Or kicks it with somebody who fucking love the show enough to buy a hundred dollar bear coat from Urban Outfits. You know what, you know what this is. I'd like to talk right now to Taylor Swift because she's listening. She's a pain everybody else to turn it off. Well, it'll get it'll get just quiet. If you could mute it just for a minute, I'd appreciate if you're not Taylor Swift, because tat I would just like to say thank you and we appreciate you, and we're all fans like I think we mentioned it on the podcast about how I saw her live in concert, and I was like, oh, I get it. You're you're you're absolutely stunning. You're wildly talented. You deserve all the success coming your way, Swift, and that's to you. Now. Everybody can turn it back up. Everyone can turn it back up. I'm no longer talking directly to Swift. Bring it back. We're still talking about it, but uh yeah, right, all right, and it's and I'm I feel it's it's a huge compliment that her her most recent album was basically about us. It kind of was almost entirely about us, was it? What? Right? We have you listened to it? No, I need to listen to this. You have. There's like little things you can pick up a lot of innuendo. Easter eggs, thank you, very cool. Yeah, the first three last tracks, there's little things about us. Yeah, from the very first one to the very last one, and also the Secret ones is almost entirely about us. I think Adam has the best. But yeah, there's a lot of that. Oh my gosh, you did hear that track? Hey, everyone else stopped listening for just a moment. Turned it down. Taylor Swift, Who's got the best, But because like, honestly, I don't care about any ball that is out there, whatever, Taylor Swift says, that's the one. Keep it real. She's wearing the bearcat, so we know who she picks. Who wore the bear coat? Who? She really shouting out here? Yeah, but the bearcat covers the s Maybe she's like, yeah, you got to cover this thing. It's disgusting. She's also wearing pants, so oh, come on, yeah, keep dreaming. Everyone knows I wore pants in most of the episode. You did wear pants, Taylor, I know you. Everybody else turned it down, down, turn it down. I'm speaking directly Tyror Swift. Taylor Swift. Hey, we never brought them back, but let's go. Okay, keep it down. Let's I brought them back. I did. I brought them back that the audience was back, and then now they're leaving again because Kyle's about to talk directly to Taylor. Turn it down. I'm talking directly to Taylor. Taylor, you have impeccable taste. I know that you have chosen Blake as the best HIGNE and I knew that we're soulmates, and I do enjoy you and everything about you. Okay, everybody can turn it back on. You're spinning out of control. Hey everyone, turn it back up. Yeah, what the fun? Turn it back up? Yeah, it's cool. Turn it back up. Guys, welcome back. This wasn't about hitting on Taylor Swift Kyle at all. Yeah, I'm married, I'm not. I'm not I'm not hitting on her exactly. So what's happened? What was that? Well, you just said we're soul mates. What happened there? You kind of spot I meant to say. Everybody turned it down real quick. I got a correct zone thing that I said to Taylor. Actually, no, I'll do it everybody, everybody, if you could just turn it down. I have a message for Taylor, and I just want to apologize for a guy. Okay, don't turn it back up. Let me just say real quick, I'm sorry Taylor for saying soul mates. I didn't mean that I'm married. I'm sorry I forgot your hopes up. I meant to say kindred spirits. Thank you. Everybody can turn it back up. That's even weirder. You thought you got her hopes up like she's she's bump. Turn it back down, everybody, you think you got hard. I could see Taylor. I could see Taylor specifically fucking with Carl the drug dealer though, thank you, because you know, like anyone that like has like such a like she has like a goody kind of goody two shoes vibe about her, squeaky clean, like that's her um persona at least public image that you know. They're always just the baddest chicks. You know, they're always just wild, bad bad gals. Yeah, they'reuses Moore boys if that's your thing, you know, Yeah, I mean Dustin Diamond. Let's let's take it for example. Okay, Screech from must say it by the bell. You know, you look at him, You're like, he's a he's a you know, it's kind of a sweetheart, kind of a totally word like a lovable guy turns out psycho psychopaths allegedly. Uh, there's like rape cases against them, allegedly. I'm not sure, not willing to look it up, but willing to say here on the podcast, a mass murder allegedly there's like rape cases or something. I don't know, I'm not gonna look it up, but there's something about allegedly. But that is kind of the thing I will say, Like when people are assholes as their persona for the most part, they're pretty nice guys. Like they put that asshole on as like part of their persona, but then they're really nice people for the most part. Like jessel Nick, Like Anthony jessel Nick is like a really nice guy, you know what I mean. But his whole stick is that he's like the meanest, most cutting comedian that you can you can be. He's fun, right, I mean, look at Dirs. Everybody thinks Heason asked always a goddamn teddy bear. Yeah, it's true. You break it down here is He's thanks, You're welcome, welcome. Hey, let's go, and you're welcome. Let's go. Let's go. Are you calling it? Let's go, let's call it, let's go. Okay, hey guys, let's go. Yeah. Oh man, I suppose we should be done. But it's it's only been thirty something minutes. So uh, are we talking cake again? Are we going to go to that route? Cake? We were? What were we doing? We were doing cake versus presidents of the United States of America. After that, let's give that sixty seconds for sure. I have to go pot USA forever, right, yeah, way better than cake. Well, guys, I mean, remember how you guys are kind of getting on me for telling the same stories on the podcast, and you guys are like, hey, man, you already told that story. Like jeez, we gotta not not tell the same stories over and over. We can't go back and talk about bands again. Take the first president of the United States of America, like specifically those two. We gave it sixty seconds. We're done. I just I gave it a sixty second cap because I know where you're coming from. I don't want to talk about it, but turn it down, everybody, turn it down real quick. This whole thing is like a week later, He's like, now I know what to say. Turn it down real quick. I want to talk to Adam personally, actors and and so I can't listen. No, you guys, take your headphones off. If you guys, come on, come take him off. Come to Adam. I'm talking to take him off, all right, Adam, Yeah, I'm listening. I'm right here, man, what's up. There's a certain level of awareness that we have on this podcast. But sometimes when you shoot on us, like, it makes us look bad in front of everybody. And I don't know that we should do that. We should just kind of like, you know, keep going and move on. And so what do you are you saying? The nice shot on you? Yeah? Yeah, you did. You should on me? Oh my god? What did I shoot on about it? You shoot on all of us, man, You shoot on all of us. When you shoot on one of us, you shoot on all of us. Okay, I need you to remember that. Okay, everybody, turn turn it up. Turn it up, hey, Kyle, turn it up. I'm I was here the whole time. I hate to break it to you, but guess what, buddy, you heard that. Listen to me if someone ships on you, you let it roll off your back like a duck. Copy that. Now, I hear that, Okay, Kyle, and I stand in solidarity with theirs. I think you're being a little too sensitive. Copy that, um And, in all fairness, I had no idea he could hear me. So do you need fairness? I just had no idea. I thought I was speaking to Adam alone. I didn't know that you could hear me. When I was talking to Adam, I thought we were having a personal conversation. My bad. I thought you would do what you said. I thought you would respect Kyle's wishes and and take the headphones off. But but you didn't. You left them on. You heard it, and you heard it. I left them on, but I completely tuned out. I'm not gonna let this bit. I'm not gonna let this bit live. You're killing a bit. You guys are looking at me. I never took him off, and you're pretending like you can't see me. I'm not I'm not letting this bit fly. Wow. Well, I'm only looking at Kyle right now. I was so focused on Adam, I'm sorry, laser focused. I was trying to just talk to him. So you guys have the zoom set up so it's you only see who's talking. Yeah, dude, you can pin a video. Wow, there's little yolk on your face? Bro? Is there a little yolk on your face? I like looking at all of my friends. I got you guys set up. I got the boys on top, I got me in the middle, got producers and people on the bottom. I didn't even know you could do that smiley face when I know, Yeah, how are you doing this and upgrade your lifestyle? I like looking at it all my guys. This is a this is a zoom lifestyle we're living. How was your guys holidays? I feel like this is the Is this the first one back since the age days? I think so? Right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. We did Christmas and New Year's you guys are Christian. It took a little a little break. We took a little break from the pod over the holidays. We could just be with you know, um, with our loved ones and and not catch the COVID. I started so many other podcasts listening or talking talk like I do. I have new podcast friends. Oh really, yeah, I gotta murder one. I'm not buying it. No, you don't, dude, you could barely do this one. I'm not going to let this bit don't ship on me? Did you mean they guess what? Hey? I just sniped this bit right here. Yeah, the fucking bit killer. How does it feel? How does it feel? I'll tell you something. I know exactly how good I am at this and how exactly bad I am. Okay, and I like where I'm at. I like where I'm living mediocre. Okay. I've been watching like a gross amount of TV. I don't have shipped to do. I'm so bored lately. I've been watching so much. I watched all of the paky fucking Blind guys. Watch that again. I gotta watch that. I gotta watch Is it good? Oh, it's so good. You gotta watch it. It's awesome. Watch it with subtitles because they're so British that it's hard to understand, Like, there do you go subtitles? Oh? I go subtitles. I went the whole like I tried the first like four episodes. I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna. I've already seen it once, so I already am familiar with how they speak. And this is a rewatch of the whole series. I can make it and then watch four episodes and I'm like, I don't understand what the fund is happening because I can't understand them even though they're speaking English. Um, but I think I would have a hard time even going to England. Like when when like British people are talking with each other, I feel like British people slow it down and like kind of dumb it down, americanized the way they speak when they're speaking to other Americans. But you get a bunch of British people just talking together. I'm like, oh, I'm I'm fucking lost here, mate. Did they say Manders that Australia they say, yeah, I think the offseason Kiwis are a little tougher. I think I say Australians are easier. Really yeah for me, Okay went to South Africa and got off the plane and went straight to the the car Rental place, right, and they speak fucking English there. There's an accent, but it's very close to Australian. It's where are you getting? Sorry? South Africa? South Africa, South Africa. Mandelo Mandelo effect went to his home, not a big deal. Some way to shout out, um, is that where he died? I don't know where he died? Did he? I know he hasn't yet, Just kidding mandel effect. So I get to the car rental place and the woman's like hey, and I'm like hey, and she's like, all right, Polo and I was like, excuse, excuse me. She goes, she want a Poulo. I was like, she's sang Polo. I don't know what's happening. And I'm like, I'm sorry. I turned my wife to be like help me out here. She's got nothing. I'm like, what do you ask me? She goes, do you want Fit or a Paolo? And you were like, I go, let's go. Is that what you're saying? And she slides like the like list of cars to me and it's she's talking about a Honda Fit and then a Volkswagen Polo, which we know as the Golf but they call it a Polo. She was saying, do you want to fit Pilo? Well, by the way, I was like, well, that's an insane thing to say at the car rental place because neither of those are cars that are rentable here. I've never heard of anyone we got we got Honda fit. The funk is a Honda Fit. I don't even know what a fit is. Honda Fit is like a little Hatch bad. It's just like a little exercise studio within the car. There's like bands for you to curl get ripped. Um what like a fit fitness? Yes, because he's got a jam in the back of it, right right comes It's because you can fit your dick in the gas tank. Bro good old yeah, but yeah, I'm like, funk, I gotta dip in the dick in the gas tank. Sucking language. Goddamn you want to fit? Or a polo? Do you want to fit? Or Kyle? You can't understand the kiwis you work with. I have trouble sometimes, uh like, because it's like like they sometimes I find it hard when anybody speaks like this. But I find mostly Australians and Kiwis are like mumble, umble yeah across the board. That never works for me, and it's just like what the fuck is going on? But it feels like I don't feel like I meet a lot of English speaking people that mumble that bad. But I could also be doing that, like when I'm just speaking like tired, I might be equally as frustrating to anybody else on planet Earth, you know what I mean? When they're talking to you like that going on? Are they speaking to you? Are you listening to like a conversation that they're having. Are you spying on people? You know? I feel like you cannot like when someone from a foreign English speaking country, because that's what we're talking about here, right, foreign to us, foreign to us, but in English speaking country and they're speaking in their their English version of English to someone from their same country, I feel like, Yeah, I I always have a hard time understanding fucking anyone that that isn't uh from America and even sometimes have you talked to people from Philly? It's also confusing sometimes over there too. Yeah. I never under the Fresh Prince of bel Air theme song, I'm like, what is he saying? Your homes smell smell smell? What later makes no sense? Tell me you got that one? There? It is had that well, don't be afraid to bust it out, man, you know, man, that truly strikes a chord in my sense. Memories perfect. Have you guys seen the mom recently? I saw like an interview with her the other day, and she's fully silver hair. Dang still very still very attractive. But it was like when you saw Ted Danson in Saving Private Ryan the first time he had like the shock white hair and you were like, whoa, she looks cool. She looks like she's from the future. Mom had to lift that up. I always like Jill, Jill, Jill Taylor, Jill Taylor and what's her real name, Patricia Richardson, Yeah, equally cool. Did she just kick it after like, is she just like I did it and I'm out? Or was she like chasing other stuff? I mean, I feel like I don't know. That is kind of a cool move when you're just because those sitcom actors back in the day just made so much goddamn money, it's kind of cool to just be like, hey, I'm I'm good, I'm gonna raise my family and uh bye bye bye Hollywood, unless you like, unless you loved it, but if it was just a job for you, where you're just like, I'm I'm in my twenties, I'm just trying this thing, and then you hit like, yeah, yeah, take that money and run son. I mean the show ran for almost ten years, right, Oh yeah, that was a slam dunk. Yeah, and then that money just kept coming in, right, I mean those are the types of deals that they got back then, they would get like syndication. Yeah, the syndication money was so real. What was the show where like, this is the Brady Bunch, Right, we're like the oldest son like actually like got it together with the mom, right, had sex with the mom. Like they had like a thing. Right, wasn't that a thing? I wonder if that's ever happened? Wait is this Brady Bunch? Is this an episode or is this off? No? This is like behind the scenes, like Greg Brady was like Mac in the late seasons of Brady Bunch got weird, bro. Yeah, they jumped the shark and all of a sudden, the oldest son started like necking with his mom. Greg is lifting up that little duck tail she has. So you're saying that the oldest son in the Brady Bunch actually actor the actor Greg actually fucked the mom. I think that that's the whole I think they like they always wink winked about it to like interviews, because they're like the rumor is and they're like, I don't know, did we even By the way, even if they're winking about it. It's so tight. Yeah, it's awesome. The Brady Bunch, It's like how Bob sag. It's all like the other day was paying for an abortion because he was on like the most family friendly TV show all time. For sure. That's not his joke, by the way, that's that's Blake. Well, come on open Mic Night, Davey. So what are we going to do. We can't do that because our show wasn't we go clean? Yeah, we gotta go so squeaky clean that people are like church guitar Kirk Cameron style. Yeah, we gotta go Kirk Cameron style, dude. Yeah, start making some Christian movies. I would love to pivot to be very Christian. I would love that. I can see that. For you. There's always like a super Christian guy that kind of looks like you, that's wearing like a scarf, like that's your kind of rocket a bandana around the neck just for COVID purposes. Yeah, for COVID, for COVID, even though everybody just has proper masks now and it's proven that the bandanas don't work that well, but but you are. It's a COVID look, And I feel like there's Christian guys that look kind of like you with an acoustic guitar, and every church in America, So I see that's an easy p that for you. Thank you, Thank you. Also, don't get it twisted. Also, every you go into a church, into a megachurch, there's a thousand of little fucking bead eyed mes running around, you know, praising Jesus. Hey, I'm sorry, we haven't so twisted about that very specific. Don't get it twisted. Why wasn't he or On Blake saying he looks more Christian? I don't find that to be shitting. I didn't realize that was an insult. Yeah, come on, then I did have a twisted I guess ship. Yeah it is. It's it's a little bit of an insult. Last time I checked, reading scripture is pretty darn cool. Jesus, Jesus Blake is ready for this. Oh God, I know the Lord has a plan for me. Dog, Okay, let's go, let's go. Who's ready to Jesus on hot, let's go. I feel like that would work so well in the church right now. Oh you know that that the leader of a youth group is for sure screaming let's go. When talking about like, let's go about scripture or about climbing a rock wall. I mean, did you guys Dodge? All right, everybody are y'all you're all ready to recite the Lord's Prayer. But Scott, he knows every hair on your head. Brother, let's go, let's go. Jesus gets on the third day he rose again much like my pecker, Let's go. Did you guys miss that whole story about Justin Bieber's like, it's all it's I guess it would be allegedly, but like his super fucking cool pastor dude, he's trying to roll with some Hollywood you can't well that. That's kind of the my character on The Righteous Gemstones. I've sort of I stole his look of he wears like the dumb big glasses that are pretty popular right now, and prescription style or prescription style, the non prescription style. I mean maybe as contacts and needs are just a cool hip pair of glasses that he has. But I'm like, oh my god, I got to get me one of those on The Righteous Chemstones, and I was I sport that in a few episodes of it. I mean, did you have you seen him with his shirt off talk about the body of Christ, my God, Jesus, Oh my God. He's got the usher muscles and everything. Bro, he's bouted. What is his name? Damn? I wish I'm so glad I don't know his name. That is it Calvin? I feel like Calvin is a youth. Calvin brought us? Yeah, that might be Calvin. Is it Antonio? Calvin? Antonio? What is it? It's hill Song? Is the name of the church? Yes? Correct? Carl Lentz Carl Lentz, Well, that just sounds like a guy you went to high school. That isn't that cool? Was the guy from like the Fugitive right who swits the samples? Wait a minute, Samples is a cable guy? Scenarios been setting this up the whole time. Carl Lenz. Where have I heard that name? Carl Lenz, Carl carl Z, Lenz, Lenz, Lenz Lenz. I can see him pulling some shady ship man. Why Lord works in mysterious ways. Brother, with a name like Carl Lenz, Let's go interesting. I like how I like how dark this got? Let's go uh. This is the exact photo I'm just talking about right here. You see him with with those with those big gass glasses. That's that's my character. That's Kelvin Gemstone right there. That's what I'm going for. Are your shirts all like seat through like that? They do put me in like really dumb clothing, which I get a kick out of. But yeah, and you know, he's he's all over the place. It's weird to me that people want to see that guy be hell of Christian because, like, right off the bat, I'm like, nah, I think it's like people want to because I mean there's been like a negativity in Christianity for a long time of like, oh, if you're Christianity is not cool and not hip. So they like have this dude who is cool and the blue jeans Bible. Yeah, and he's just like, yeah, I'm just like you. I can I do TikTok videos and I uh, I dance, and I wear tight pants and I have these cool glasses that I rock and people are like, oh, snap, let's go exactly snap, let's go to church on Wednesday and Sunday. I do love that he bridge the gap. He was like, wait a second, there's a whole whole untapped resource of youth money that gets my backer hard. Yeah, he cashed in. He did. He did it right. I mean, that's a smart business move. I have a I have a friend that uh that is a comedian. I won't put him on last year, but you guys all know him. Uh. And he is also super Christian and he like doesn't ever want to bring up his Christianity in his comedy. But then also like stopped cursing and doesn't tell like dirty stories or anything. In his comedy is like really clean. And I'm like, well, what do you just do it clean and and perform at these megachurches? There's I mean there's a million of these giants megat If that's your thing and that's what you like, why not do it and make money. He's like, I don't want to make money off of my religion. And it's like, okay, I don't want to even stept That's that's the whole point. Personally. The Vatican is like dripping with you. Yeah, the Vatican is exactly well, yeah, he could also make enough money and then give as much as he wants back to the church if he wanted to. Thank you, let's go what do they call it tithing? They guys, Let's go. Yeah, Let's go, Let's go, let's go. Should we go, should we go? Should perform? Let's go? And I'm serious when I say this, let's go to church. Should we do wizards at a church? Let's go. I'm a wizard, bitch. You can't defeat me. And I'm like, oh my god, magic is scared. When I used to love midnight Mass when you were hell of young, and you're like, I get to stay out past midnight. They give me fire. It's the fucking ship. And you're like, you're sipping little hot cocoa to stay awake. Maybe you put a little whiskey in it. I'm drawing in bibles. I would just take a Bible and then just drawing it the whole dang. Yeah, And I'll see you then, dude. I I used to go to church so much. My grandpa built a church out here, like that was his thing. He built over. You went so much that he built it. You know what, I'm gonna build you a church, kid, you know what, You'd like it so much he built it. That's the last time I was in the church was for his funeral. Like I was in the sanctuary that he built, and it was like, whoa like this is two generations removed, and it's just like he put the stained glass up. He built a sanctuary for people to worship in. And I'm telling Dick Joe, come on, man, you're you're staying in glass. Like it's just like so weird. It sounded like his life was pretty boring, honestly. Not to shoot on your grandpa, but your life is sucking way better? Do I? I don't know, I don't. I mean, it's it's just two different ways of thinking about what your goals are in life. Yeah, it's just like, you know, like your life better. I vote, I vote for Kyle's life. He was a hell of funny dude, Like he just did his his act hell acclaim. You know, can he text Adam Sandler right now? He said the funniest thing to me. He also had a great game joke that was just hilarious. When we went to Mexico and we were Porta Viarda and we went in and we were all swimming, and then we were wearing swim shorts, and you know how swim shorts have the net in it and stuff. We went into the bathroom and I was standing in one jurnal and he came in and steered the next journal, and he was just like he just mumbled into himself and he's like, where did I. Yeah, that's pretty good, Grandpa, bit for the wind. And I was like, that's funny because like small cocks and your family. All right, it was great. Let me know what path I should be running on for the next ten years. Embraced the small thinks. If you got it, make fun of make fun of it, you know, yeah, embrace them all. Embrace It's all good. That's a good one. It's all good. Yeah. It was hilarious because I mean, nobody made small cock jokes at that point. Everybody was like, oh it might dick so big, might dick so big everybody? Yeah, it was. It was all big Johnson jokes. Everybody was wearing the T shirts of the door with a huge dick big Johnson. Yeah. And I was like, Grandpa, that's like that. And that's when you decided to get into comedy. You were like, wait a minute, small cock comedy, small cock comedy, Grandpa, I could make a career out of this, Grandpa. And he goes, I bless you, my son, and then father son, holy spirited you. And then screamed, let's let's go. Do you think you could say that joke to a complete stranger, like out a jurnal? Where did I put that thing? I think it would work. Do you think they'd be like, uh what? Or do you think they'd laugh and be like this guy is funny? It depends on how cool that dude is if it's is he cool if he laughs? Or is he cool if he goes the funk out? Urinal protocol is so it goes either way. You gotta read the room, you gotta read. It goes either way. It depends if you're if you're in a bar and it's like every and everybody's pretty drunk, and it's like kind of a rowdy bar, and you say something like that, I think it'd be funny. I think people would be like ha ha ha uh, like where did I put this thing? I think it'd be funny. If you're just at the airport or something and like it's just you next to like some uh, you know, six year old businessman and he's like, excuse me, what if we go what's I gotta give me one of If you turn to the guy and go, man, I gotta get me one of those. How do you think that goes? No, you can't do that. That's not gonna work. That's not gonna work. Probably, I would say cases that would not go well, Yeah, you go hey, hey, you want to trade and he goes, excuse me, and he goes, oh, I want a call? Yeah, so high, so high, dude. That was the thing. Like you say, some really weird ship on set. If it doesn't fly, you're just like I was just running lines. I was I was talking to myself running lines. Sorry, what did you just say? I'm running line? Sorry? Are you shooting that scene today? Because I don't see that side. I don't know from another thing that I'm doing. It's actually for this commercial. I'm writing this thing that we're gonna I'm developing it. It's developing. The move would be you you go to the bathroom and whatever at a bar or something like that, and it's super busy, a bunch of people are in there. He would just if he if he was leaving before you, he would just turn the lights out and sucking pace out and everybody's right somebody and it's like everyone. You become a community so quick where it's like, okay, whose hands are dry? Like if you've already washed, you want to turn it on for me? Or like if you haven't gone to the bathroom yet, are you the guy who does it? I'm out, man, I'm taking a ship, so if somebody could help me out, exactly, it's a whole. That's a pretty solid prank for your friend. That's a that's a good one. I love it. Yeah, that is a good turning the lights out in places. The power also, like gets so much power. One of the best moves to do, Like when you go to the bathroom and you see your buddy in in the bathroom and he doesn't know that you're also in the bathroom, and you go up behind him and just reach around and grab his cor right right right right right right right wait, and you start wait wait wait, wait wait wait, do you lock the door first? You invite this family to watch for sure? Yes? Right right right, yeah, I do. I squeeze, I cut off the stream and then I let it go back on, and then I do it to like a beat, I go and then we start singing answer my eyes and see by bust of ms handsome. You love that. If you want to put it what you putty with me? Yeah? You say party. You don't say party, you say potty. And that's the that's the punchline. Everything else before that was just the setup. That's the punchline is when you get to the potty, put you where the potty can be. You guys love that prank, right, Yeah, so much power on that one. That's a good prank. I've never felt more powerful. So I was gonna say, uh, well, I was gonna say not that, but then I went down that road. But so what were you going to say? Yeah, that was an interesting little route you went down there, but allegedly, allegedly, I don't do it. Allegedly. Uh. You go and you like push your buddy into the urnal a little bit, oh yeah, Or you like kick the back of their legs a little bit so their knee buckles and they're like, oh, or you just pee on their leg. Or you reach around and you grab the cock of slide your hands. They're sure you'd like to play with them. You slide their hands up and down on the shaft and you're like, god, you do what do you like pants? What was that? You start to eat the Oh man, that's it's a crank. And they put their hands up on the wall and like they like it. Right, that's because the prank they started liking it, and then the ultimate part is that they end up doing it to you later. The ultimate Oh, that's a prank ward that you gotta have a prank ward with. Your friend had such a break, dude, need a prank show. I'm starting to have Workaholics flashbacks already. Just Porno prank Show classic uh and Porno Bluebirds allegedly allegedly, we don't do that all right, right right? Any take back, apologies or compliments you guys, Well, you know, even though it's fun, I kind of take back going down that weird road just just a few minutes ago. But you know, it was worth it, and I thought it made a for a fun ending to the podcast. We're all laughing just because let's step out of character quickly seemed It's seemed pretty uh, it's seemed pretty fun. It seemed pretty exciting. I think we're all gigging pretty hard. Yeah, and you guys at home, you know we're being silly. Obviously we would never do this. It's funny, it's gigs. It's I was I was looking for the word it is. It's gigs. It's riffing rift dogs. We're looking to give all you all the lp ms. You know, I want you to really when you listen to this podcast, we want you to sit back and think, let's go damn right. You know, I want you to feel that. Get you some. I want you to get some. Get any compliments, take backs or you know, put downs or giveaways or what it was, Oh, giveaways, epic Slam, Ultimate slams an Ultimate. I'll give a compliment Kyle. The painting and your in your background there it was painted by uh, your wife correctly. My wife's sick. Yes, their story is their story that goes with that. If it's a story, gives a really detailed story about My wife is an abstract artist, and this was something that probably the interesting thing about her artist. She puts uh, probably like six paintings on one painting. So she'll finish one. I'll be like that's great, that's fantastic. Then She'll just paint right over it and put another one on it. I'm like, that's fucking gorgeous, and then she does it again. She really it's it's therapeutic for her. Um. But yeah, I like it. It feels like it looks like a magic eye to me. I feel like it's a magic eye of the Wu Tang. Who now that you say that, I see, yeah, I see the Yeah, there we go. So it could be yoke on your face. You know, ass would say yolk, yolk, my faults. These are my faults. I'll make sure to pass the compliment onto her honors. Is a really nice compliment, and I would like I would like to uh compliment Adam and his epic win on his butt according to that pole that was put out there. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. And and that's a you're you're being a big man. You're being a big man for for realizing that the majority of people disagree with with you. Well, I'm not saying that I agree with them. I'm just very happy that you're four seventy people, Uh, not all of them disagreed. I would say two hundred. That's more than more than half agreed. Yeah, if I could keep it real, that's not a lot of people. It's definitely more than just you small sampling. Yeah, no, that's true. And let me get a compliment Adam real quick for knowing that four people's more than Kyle. Yeah, yeah, but yes, it's a math Yeah, I'm good at math. Math guy. Yeah, well, my choices are normally seen by you know, seventy plus million people, so were we talking your water and by what my choice is? The one movie he did were seventy plus million people. So in three this is this is not becoming the top this way, I'm gonna be coming Okay, I know, I'm sorry, it's not me. It's like I'd like to take back my fucking backhanded compliment. Addam. Also, it was a backhanded compliment. I thought it was real. Yeah it was. I went into it knowing that it was a backhand I went into it trying to slam you. I tried to combine an epic slam and a compliment. So it was it was a condescending epic slam compliment that I want to take back. So just set it up as an epic slam because we've established that now we can epic slam each other at the end. But an epic slam is like really good when you turn it from a nice compliment. So I was trying to combine that. You know what you should have done right at the end, screamed, let's go and then say epic slam. There you go, yeah, yes, okay, okay, copye and started saying this is important and then we're like oh and then and then the podcast is don't yeah, and Adam, I will compliment you on your win. You know that the people have spoken. Four hundred and the seventy nine people have spoken. You won. Congratulations And also, listeners, if you could turn it down for a second, this this is for This is for Taylor Swift love to give you a compliment. She's still listening. She didn't turn it off when we're talking about that hilarious prank where you stroke at the right. Well, I saw you wearing the bear coat and you wore it. Well, thank you she did. Yeah, she looks good in that bear coat. And I want to apologize for Blake's creepy voice there and just say it normally. You don't need to whisper it like that to her. It was intimate. Guys, this is a this is a great episode. I'm I'm I'm glad we uh we stuck this one to the wall. Put this one on wax. What can we do to this end it on a little bit better of a note. There's gotta be something right, Sometimes there isn't which note. I've been playing the piano a lot. We could end it on like a C major, that's a normal sorry you have Do you have a piano right there? Or is that just a note joke? Oh no, I was just gonna use my voice to make the I was just gonna say it was a note joke. And I could say like, we're done, and that's roughly a C major. But definitely don't do that because I didn't sound good though. Yeah, well I'm not F minus and I'm back. Guys. This has been another great episode of this is important? Is important? Bath

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