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I have a block shirt on, and Jean's like, not fun. We're the little kids. We like fun, we like bright things. Well, then you came to the wrong place. Miraculously, his behavior led to a promotion, because now the shifts supervisor a Franccenes Kids Children's play area place, Becky here, and you didn't need to talk to you from an please, I would love to hear its. So you're doing a great job, by the way. I mean, the children hate you, but yeah, I just love hearing you talk. That's really nice of you. Um, this is never easy. Don't because you know I've been bumped up and now I'm your superior. Yeah. Um, I can't help but notice that at the birthday party. Yeah, Reba Witz kid, you joined in to sing Happy Birthday to the children. Yeah. Well, I like to sing a lot. It's one of my hobbies, and I wanted the children to hear. Look, I can't control what you do at home. If you want to have fun and be happy at home, however, this is not the place for that. Because a new new guard in town and Branson's play welcome. No one knows the name. I don't know. We should put a sign out. We should because I don't even know the name. As it turns out, they actually had gone to sign shot at one point. All right, so wow, Yes, we have all sorts of signs here. We have big signs, we have small's eyes, we have on signs, we have wood signs with heyte what sort of sign are you looking for your particular establishment? Honestly, it doesn't really matter. We just um we everyone at the friends scenes. Um, okay, I guess we should have started there. What is the name of your place? It's I'm trying to remember. Is a play place? Do you have a business card or something? We never got around to it. We just couldn't think of remember the name. And um, you can probably call the home office. Okay, call the home office and they'll give you the They should know it for sure. Okay, what's the number? Seven? Seven? Okay, what's the rest of it? Come on, give me the satisfaction giving me the full number. You like that, you like what I did? Just now gonna get the satisfaction? You know what? That does feel strangely good, not being satisfied. This is this American Laugh and the host Aristulatory with producer Andy Harris. Our especially guest contributor for this week is Katie Marovich. In our show, we'll be using our trusty random Sense generator to bring you a fully improvised show in three acts. This week's theme deception. Sometimes it's impossible to differentiate between who is telling the truth and who is telling a dirty, filthy lie? Stay with us. Act one. They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars. Look you said that one? Good? That one? Yeah? What's its name? What's your name? Monica? You didn't know that? No? No, no, that's a clue. What's your name? Got it? Monica? Is the star? Bryan named it after you? That is so? Yeah, that's right. It only cost me. I shouldn't tell you. It's kind of tacky. Only cost me a twenty bad thousand dollars. Why is that's the way? Too much? I mean I love it, but that's the way. Do you want money? That's that's the going rate for No, there's no way that's true. No, No, it's in sky. I mean it's it's a part of nature. You trying to say to you? Overmade? Yeah, that can't be right. I trusted the guy. He told me this. He wrote on a piece of paper, you own this star. Okay, let me see the piece of paper. Okay, No, this is a map in first of all this and he said it's made of paper and McDonald's snaphan and it says you, Brian, are the proud owner of a star that Okay, he spelled Brian wrong. Keep a brain. It's not even your name. Look, that's not the important part. The important part is that the star is named after you, and I paid top dollar for it. You know, hold on, you know what I gotta call it? Can you? Can you just look at your star for a minute, your expensive star? Yeah? Okay? Hello? Yeah, Hi? Is this uh Walt Starvington? Yeah? So? Um Brian, Hey Brian, how you doing, Brian? Brian? Be strong? Okay, he so listen to me. You you sold me a star, and I can't help but think that you might have gouged me on the price. Here. No, no, you break your breaking up? Okay, he lost the connection. That's not what happened. You heard it. As a speaker, he could cut out. He made a noise like the phone was cutting out, and then he hung off on Monica. Look, I love you. I love you enough to name a star after you and spend every bit of money that I have, plus take out alone for the breast of it that I couldn't what. I love you very much. Trust is a fundamental element of life. You gotta trust people, right, I mean, you just gotta trust them. Okay, let's just finish our champagne. By the way, there's a bottle of champagne that you're looking at right here. I bought it from a guy sitting outside. I knew it tasted where is. Bought it from a guy who said that he was born on top of a hay bale at a winery and grew up on a winery. And he handed me this bottle of champagne, and he told me it was very, very good champagne. Did you pay for it? Then mowed him several separate times, because there's a limit how many times how much money you can venmo a person. Yes, let's just say we won't be going on vacation anytime soon unless it's to the time share that I that I just what your birthday only comes once a year, Brian, I bought. I bought a time share from a guy I knew, a guy. He handed me these keys that he said he just had made to a time share. So we can't even go to the time share, is what I'm gathering. Well, I don't know. I haven't been by that yet. I've never actually seen it. Where is the time share supposed to be located? I took a picture of him when he was spinning a globe and then poked his figure on the globe and he said, it's right here, sir, I took a picture of it. Let me go through my phone real quick and see if I could find a picture. Oh, it's here, it's here in Detroit, Brian, check it out. Thank you might be a little bit unless dumb means kind, because I'm kind enough to buy you a star, I buy you a time share, I buy you a half drank bottle of champagne or half un drank. It sounds like you spent roughly two hundred thousand dollars on my birthday this year, and I didn't ask for that. It's not even a memorable birthday. Really, you're going to forget this day. I don't think you'll ever forgo. I just mean it's eight. Who cares about you? And I both know is a very important number to me because that was the age of the guy who needs a kidney, and I promised to him that I would give him my kidney, and I signed a document and said that I would give him his kid And that's how old he is, and that's how I guess. This is just a long way of me trying to tell you that I promised my kidney. Oh my god, we need to probably speed this up a little bit because the duck is scheduled to grubbing in a four hours. Brian. This is all very nice, but I just I can't be with someone like you. Sadly, Monica and Brian ended up hiding ways. I'll drop you off at the hospital. It sounds like you have to go right, and we we took my car the hospital. No no, no, no. The surgery isn't at the hospital. The surgery is that a Is that a casino? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Brian, I can't believe I didn't see the signs earlier and wake up with your way earlier. You realized that she should have noticed the signs on their first date together, Brian, Monica, I recognized you. You have the yellow heat on you and you have the red road. Yes, I do, well, I did have. I did have. I did have a dozen of them. But I kept going around to every woman and said, should I give you the throws? And they said yeah, sure, so eleven other women here generous. Oh you know, I just I just trust people whenever they whenever they tell me that they want something. I just there's something about it that seems like it could be a red flag and I'm going to ignore it. No, it's a rose, it's a red yeah. Oh yeah cool. So should we get tapas high folks? Um? Can I get you started with something to drink? Um? Yeah? What what? What will you have? Oh? I guess I'll do a singry that sounds good. Um? Could you also buy me as Angria? Money's a little tight right now because I totally I've got this. I've I've got to paint drop. Oh yeah, so I used to too, but oh was that recent? Yeah? It's it's like just your basic run of the mill downsizing where boss calls you to the office and he says, uh, we're letting you go because you stole a palate of printers, you know, downsize that kind thing that happened. That could be a red flag, but I'm gonna ignoring. I'm gonna ignore him. I found some footage of the incident in question. Bryant my office right now. Yeah, you want to explain to eat by your van is filled with epsom printers. Yeah, Sheila told me that the company was doing a printer sweep steaks printers, sweepast the sweepstakes, yea, and everybody gets at everybody pallet printers. Both of you should be ashamed of yourself. What Brian, you're fired for stealing a pallet of printers. You're your numbers, your number of last quarter. You're you're fine, but but but really, can we can we stop trying to convince the gullibol to steal stupid? It was really yeah, it'll last time. Okay, no more, probably, Okay, thank you. I think across your other friends. On the other hand, got me take your shoes off. Okay, Really that's a serious You already ruined Brian's life. I know he's stupid, but still you can't go around convincing the stupid people that work here to steal. It's not I mean, it might be fun for you, but it's not fun for that. But it's not fun. Three right, all right, I'm gonna let you get back to work, I promise days later. Yes I can't, but I did it again. They did it again, didn't that? Yeah, I'm looking at the security. Don't give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you. You literally came in here and did the exact same thing that I asked you not to do. That's the reason. Because you want the job. Job, You're gonna have to give me a better reason. Please, I can't say a little scamp. All right, really this is the last. If it happens again, the authorities might be called. They might all right, okay here moments later, Yeah, why did Okay? Okay, you know what. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go out there and I want you to promise me you're going to keep convincing people to steal things. That's what I want. Okay, So you would go out there, you do do a real bad job out there. You convince everyone to steal things. Okay, it's not any fun. I was holding that. I was holding that you would go back into the into the warehouse and you would not convince everyone there's steal things, and then I wouldn't have to talk to you again about that. Yeah, I didn't understand. There was a little convoluted like from brain to mouth. I could tell that you and the listener we're going to hard. I wounderstanding what I was doing. I've gotten there, ye, jailer, is that my watching goddam coming up back? To the first word from our esteemed sponsors, stay with us to interview. That's welcome this week's guest contributor to Katie Marovich. Katie, welcome, Hi, thanks for having me, Thanks for being here. So how long have you been listening to the show? Um? About a day? Try again? How long? Longer? Long? Yeah? Since the beginning? Right, Oh, I've been listening since episode one. So you're a die hard I'm a die hard fan. Do you remember what happened in that first episode? Yeah? I remember the theme was trust in episode one? And um, what was your favorite scene from that episode? I'm curious, probably the second scene. What happened to that? Um? Sorry somebody was Yeah, I was like a brief moment and but no, I definitely we actually we actually have that scene in the archives. Can I would love to hear it and just kind of remind myself what let's hear that these ah, excuse me, excuse becuse me. I'm the one's coughing and not, like you know what, agree to disagree. I'm the one who's coughing more. Okay, I would say that you're coughing a little bit louder than I'm coughing. But that doesn't mean that I'm not coughing. The scale of one to ten, one being me being the one who's being the coffing coughing man, and then ten being me mostly a bunch of coughing, I'd probably say I'm a ten, I'm a t No, no, I'd say you're like a negative negative, Okay, I've of coughing. Well, okay, look, this isn't a competition, but if it was, I would be victorious and I would be hoisting the trophy over my head that is filled with coughs. Okay, anyway, so what was that I still had a little bit of cough did you? Yeah? Actually I still had a little bit of calls really, because your eyes weren't really squinty like one does you were pretending No, no, no, no, look listen, look, listen, look yeah, look say it. I didn't come here to be questioned about my dedication to the craft of coughing. All right, interesting, now, look both adults here. I think it would be best if we just moved on accepted the fact the reality that I was the one who coughed the most and the best. And first, Yeah, that was a really good I loved that episode. Really good? Was I the guess it sounded like me right? You know what? I think it might have been. I think it might have been. Yeah, that's so funny. That makes sense why you would have listened since day one, because you obviously listened to my episode. Yeah, like like a quarterback watching the game film, you would have gone back first studied it to see. I've been in a couple episodes though, have you? Yeah? What what other? That one about um about outer space? The outer space episode Space Extravagance, so that we have a Space Extravagance. Yeah, I think that was years ago. That was more than years I was about a decade ago. That mistaken producer Andy had the episode in the archives he usually does, So let's play it. Space is beautiful. It's very fast. We've got first space, beautiful space. I'm so sorry what I thought it was off book of book. I'm not. You're not awful Space Extravaganza. This is a musical. You knew that. I'm real sorry, you're throwing me off. I'm really sorry. Can we go back to one? You know? I don't know? No, come on, you can trust me. I'm not going to let you down like I did at the NASA. Yeah, when we made when we pitched, we pitched the musical to musical to NASA. I'm not going to do it, okay, okay, okay, okay, but you better go to write this space. It is beautiful, space, beautiful, and it's it's beauty and it's in its plan. It's in the space. It's No. I didn't forget you're making us look like no, no, no, no, no, no no. I was so I got choked up because a song that we've been working on for weeks, it's really it's just such a beautiful song you wrote about space. Yeah, it is beautiful and I did write it, and you're ruining it. That was an intense episode and that scene. Yeah, that's what one us the Webby Webby Award. I can't believe we got a Webby I know they give it Webbies for podcasts, right, yeah, because we got one so well, I mean we of course I'm a part of that. I think we were the lifetime achievement. Yeah, yeah, for sure. So Katie, tell us about yourself. What do you do. I'm a comedian and writer actor, very unique out here and not a lot of people doing that in Los Angeles. But yeah, and I've been out here for about eight years, nine years doing that and you moved here from Chicago, so sad of Chicago? Really? Yeah? But do you decide to pack up and move to Los Angeles? Well, I knew that I wanted to be a writer. I thought I was going to be a journalist and kind of fell into comedy. I was lucky because as a child, my parents would bring me to like Second City. I oh, and I was like really seeing some great groups early on, like Kokani Social Clubs improvised Shakespeare, like some of the best improvisers, and that definitely had a big impact. And yeah, so I just I honestly like used comedy as a little kid to avoid getting made fun of, like a defense mechanism, and it worked out. You know, we actually have in the archives, we have you going to that first improv show at Second City when you were a child. That's why did you know that we have that? That's so we're you have that you would have Alright, Gaty for your seventh birthday party, we're taking you do improv sho. Now, look, hopefully this is gonna be appropriate for little child years. I'm so excited. Hope you will be Yeah. Now, let me explain to you how this works. Okay, you go in, they ask you for a for a word or a phrase. Sometimes they ask for a location that can fit inside this room that is contrived and the UM I don't like that. I'm not a fan of that because it's basically like you're you're building the scene for him. Yeah, so they asked for a word, You'll yell out a word, okay, everybody where where, laffy taffy. Can we get a one word suggestion? Please? Dad? I got to give the word Dad. I gave the words could we We usually don't do this, but if we could, uh, we could get a different suggestion please? Hello christ And I gave the word again. You know, I'm gonna ask for an unprecedented third suggestion if we could just uh dick and towards freaking. It was a very special moment. That was a good memory. It was nice to hear your formative years. What was your first job out here in l A. I was an intern at College Humor. Well, like I said, I just wanted to be a writer. But then someone mentioned, like, you have to do improv classes. So I started taking improv classes at the UCV as you do. And UM, I don't know. I really fell in love with performing and so um, I think they kind of noticed those a little weird little funny at college humor, and they started letting me sit in on the writer's room and um, I get to like act and write and eventually became a like a full time cast member writer. So I did that for a long time. We actually have you sitting in on the writer's meetings when they let you come in and and sit in. Wow. Um, so let's let's hear that that's a new as well. Alright, everybody, we'd like to, uh, can we get a nice warm welcome for uh, for Katie, she's uh, you here and she is going to uh she's she's you know, sorry doing it doing a show. She's going to pitch some stuff to us. Okay, go pitch okay. Um wow. Um. So it's it's like a guy and um he goes into work and he realizes he he has two peers of underwear on um instead of the usual one, and um uh once hey, everybody, enjoy your just hang back, take take five, sit on your monster energy drinks and whatever the hell do you college? You guys, I'm gonna talk to Kati. Katie. What are you doing? I'm pitching. I'm funny. That's a pit two pairs underwear, I mean, because usually you wear one parent. I understand what unders in the game, but but why why why? That's the kind of that's the kind of revolutionary mind blowing comedy you bring into the tape. I mean, just trust me, this is this, This sketch is gonna go over. Really, Katie. I'm gonna let you pitch one more time, okay, And depending on how this next pitch goes, maybe I'll let you pitch the third time. Okay, but peace, do not embarrass me in front of my I'm going to kill it. Okay. I told you I'm good at that. All right, all right, everybody, let's sip of those M E D drink. You know what, Thank you? Thank you? Going to college for this? Yeah, I did for I did comedy for this, really, yes, I did comedy. I didn't think people I did. I did. Okay, Katie's got another pitch, everybody, all right, come on, wow, what's let's do? Okay? Um, so this one is an autobiographical Okay, al right, guys, come listen. Up and Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, listen, Jeff, will you shut the funk up for one? Listen? Thank you? Anyway, it's about a girl um and she's all um. She realized she has low blood sugar and she just full on fame and then that's where it ends. Uh yeah, yeah, Katie, Sam, I told you you'd love it and did that? Did give me a little bit? Yeah? Anybody else, anybody else have anything they want to add to this? Yeah, Jeff, here have a question for the newbe Why exactly do do say? Can you shut up for once? The first day here? How do you know all the time? Looking? How do you know that? How do you know that? I like talking all the time because people when they're trying to talk, how do you know it? What about me? Jeff? You're stow? That was? That was a rough first day just saying I think about that really tossed in the deep end too. Yeah, they did, because they don't don't normally do that. I have the assistant. They didn't. They don't just say like, hey, of pitches, that was? What are you working on these days? Now? I'm making a bunch of short films. I just made my third one last month and um just writing a ton really, that's it. Anything to plug? No, I don't have anything to plug. I mean you can follow me on things, and then I'll talk about things that I have to plug. Let's wear the It is um at Katie Mirovich on Twitter and Instagram, and I'm also on tik stock and it's the worst garbage ever. Know it is, um So don't follow that one, but it is. You know, I'm on there. We actually have we actually have one of your most viewed TikTok in our archives. So do we have to watch it? As as the producer of the show, it's my job you have delve into the life of the guests beforehand. Actually pulled it up. Okay, Okay, So this first dance move, it's a lot of um, just kind of like silly arms. I would call it. Have waffle iron in one hand, baffle in one hand, uh and an eggo waffle in the other hand. So that's already already made. It's already made. I didn't need that. Yeah, well it's a dance. Yes, I'm doing just very silly arms. Akay at this point. Now I'm just doing some interesting gyrations. Explained the hat to me. The hat, well, the hat isn't so much a hat as a flower pot, but it's I'm wearing it as a hat. Is that like? Is that like the new one? No, it's not. Um, I'd say that my comedy is hard, and that's kind of what I'm doing here. Why are the clean xboxes underfeed? Well, that's because I that's exactly why. Yeah. So when I'm at home, I like to put the xboxes on. Um, and I obviously shot this at home, so that's why that's happening. Oh and look it's the fifteen seconds are up. It's only fifteen seconds. Yeah, that's pretty good, thank you. I um, yeah, I love to dance. Yeah, yeah, and you know what, I think that I think the listener is in for a treat. Whenever they checked the rest of the TikTok though, for sure and yeah again at Katie Marvich Um, incredible dances, Katie Marovitch, thank you so much for joining us this week. Thank you for having me coming up at three. The first the word from our sponsors who make this high quality program possible. Stay with us at three. The team members were hired to tet apart since they wore their hair in a bodytail? Could I help you find anything you look for? Anything in particular, like a certain resolution, or like certain size, or like um sort thinking, I'm sorry, was I talking to you just like two minutes ago? Or was I talking to I don't think so, Garrett, Garrett. Sorry, I was talking to it Michael right here. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go back in the back. I'm gonna check and see if we have any sixty inches that aren't the floor modd okay, because you have fingerprints all over with people like to walk up and touch screen TV. Stupid, just stupid. Yeah, I want to go check it back right back, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, got it. Somebody helping you. Garrett Garrett's helping you know, I'm sorry, I thought you were Garrett. No, no, no, I'm what's your name? I'm Blair, Yeah, I'm sorry. Is Garrett helping you? Yeah, Garrett was helping me. But I thought looking for then Michael was helping You're looking for Michael was hope? Was Garrett helping you or was Michael helping you? Okay, So I think what happened is Michael was helping me, and then Michael went in the back to go look for TV's and Garrett started helping me. Garrot one in the back to go look at TV's and no, I'm talking to Blair. Seems well anyway, I'm hoping you're okay. I'm okay. I hope they're okay. When did they go back there? Maybe like two minutes ago for Garrett and maybe like five minutes ago for Mike. I want to check on them, okay, okay, I can, I can. I I just want to say, somebody helping you out, Blair. Blair's helping you out? Are you player? Who is Timoth? Timoth? Yeah? I haven't seen Blair in a long time. Well, Blair, I think was just out here and I think we were talking. What do you look like? Um? He looked literally exactly like you? Is it? Quadruplet situation? Blair was about Garrett Garrett okay. So here's what happened was I was talking to him, Michael okay, and then Michael he went in the back to look for my sixty five in TV and then whoa, whoa, whoa. We went to the back. I assume you have some sort of warehouse back there. We can look for the TVs that don't have the We were talking about the smudge prints on the on the television when people walk up to the floor models, and why did they touch this? I have no idea. What the stupid, stupid, idiot, idiot boy. Okay, so you're trying to tell me that they went to the quote back, either Garrett or Michael, who said I'll go to the back to look for a sixty five in Okay, So I'm not sure. I'm sorry. What is literally shaking himth Timothy Timoth, I'm sorry, literally shaking here. I think I got to tell you something. Yeah, what happened? The back burned down five years ago. They didn't rebuild. No, really, nobody goes to the back. Nobody's supposed to go to the back, okay, by I had to imagine there's something back there. No, nothing's back there. We were told in the team meeting this morning, okay, not you ever go in the back, just like we're told every morning. And they hired four new guys, Garrett, Michael, Blair Blair, and then you, Timoth. There's another there's another four. We haven't met. Brian's over. We haven't met him he's a interest somewhere. He might have gone to the back me Timmoth, I guess I'm not quite understanding why you're so it's not like the black hole. No, you want to go investigate? Yeah, honestly, I'm unapproved to you that it's not a black hole. Brian. Yeah, I'm gonna take this customer to hell swears, and I want to tell him that we're going. Yeah, I got that investigate. We were told the meeting this morning, going back. Right, let's go check it out. Okay, I'm not scared at all, truly, No, because I don't. Let's just go back. Okay, this has got to be here, right, timmyth Yeah, what are you doing here? Uh? We're going to the back, coming to look for you. Blair yeah, Garrett yeah, Michael Yeah, we were all just coming to the back to check on the TVs. Why. Yeah, I would like my sixty five. The problem you didn't hear in the meeting they say not to ever go in the back because of a portal. Yeah. I trusted boss when he told us ever going to feel like I shouldn't be here anymore. No, hang back, hangback. You should you have to be here for it. Just seems like you're having a bit of a moment and I don't want to approaches manager to talk about it. Yo. What yeah, Greg, can you do a little three six? Yeah? You're noticing my party? It's coming in the top knock. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, it looks good. It looks like what it looks like, A like a pony's sale. That's what I said. You know what, I gotta tell you. You're not gonna believe this. I'm just now realizing that's why they call it a pony literally right down now, like just in this second, I realized that's why they call it. That looks like a tailed it. Yeah, what's going on? How are you back here? How come you told me earlier that we couldn't go to the room, dude, and I wasn't. Joe. You said that it burned down, Yeah, that it happened. Well, why did you say that, Joe? You're worried. I got to come on, we're the best part. We have to have a back. Well that's what I thought when you told it to me. And then and then this woman is looking for TVs and um, yeah, I'm sorry, Should I leave? You know, you gotta be shouldn't be here. You know, you have to be here. Okay, it just seems like you're having but you're but but if I'm talking about you, you're included in the in the conversation that I want you to be here, because I don't think it's right to talk about somebody behind someone's pony. Yes, did you notice I put my hair in a pony pail? And I really appreciate that. Yeah, I was feeling like I wasn't fitting in. And do you have any previous experience? Um in uh, because we're short staffed, Because do you have any prior experience with I'm actually currently a children's surgeon and I'm just on my lunch break. But you know what, I only have a couple of surgeries this afternoon and I could I could probably swing it. You want to work here? Yeah, you know I do. Well, we'll chet chat after we straighten out this. Okay, okay, I'll just stand right here. Okay, cool. Anyway, why did you say that shit about the back room? Like I said, I was joking, like, it's not really my fault if you took that seriously, like that's on you. Yeah, Okay, well I guess that this shame on me. Yeah. Luck later I checked down footage from the Children's Surgery Clinics operating table. So anyway, Um, this is actually going to be my last surgeon job. But you're supposed to scrub in for our sergeant job tomorrow morning, right, I know, And I'm going to skip that surgeon's job. Excuse me? Who else is going to do the surgeon's job if you don't do the surgeon job tomorrow. There's a twenty eight year old who is expecting canney transplant tomorrow. Are you You're just I'm just supposed to tell well, it's not really a children. How do you know what his intellect? That's a very good point. That's your point. I would argue that a twenty eight year old is a children and a twenty nine year old can be your children. Yeah, and I'm not done listing numbers. I'm sorry. I was just gonna say I'm a fifty four children and I um, okay, I'm I'm just I'm listening. That's is that my I've been told in the past that I have a bad like listening. Yes, I will say it looks like a scowl. You look quite angry at Okay, I'm not it made me. I'm not. I'm not angry with you about that. I'm angry with you that you're just leaving the surgery place with surgery. Got a better job, Okay, I'm gonna be working at the best Buy breast bar. Yes, some place doesn't even have a back room. They have something back that they don't Why do people know? I went there and I was looking for TVs. Yes, I was looking for a big sixty furniture TV. And I went in there and I was like, do you have anything that doesn't have smudgles all over it? Because a lot of what I don't get it. I don't really People are so used to like phones and touching, touching, touching, they think everything is a touch screen. You know what, I was driving here? I saw somebody client. You know those electronic billboards that they have that that like the they're they're they're they're electronic. Yes, all right, So I was climbing up the billboard. They had climbed up there and they were touching the billboard like it was a test crate. Went why why why? So anyway you're going, are you're leaving us? Yes? So I can't make the cergein surgeons stop tomorrow year old. Okay, well, I'll try to break it to him gently. Yes, we're going to miss you. This child's chest is open, so I should probably get to it right. Yeah, I gotta tell you, am I off the record here, there's no record. I'm not really feeling super confident that the donor kidney donor tomorrow is going to show up because I think that I think that he might be onto the fact that kind of a black market operation here. So is it that guy? I think his name was Brian, Brian. He seemed real dumb to me, super dumb. Something tells me that he's gonna wise up and not come in for the surgery. So I say, there spitballing here. Yeah, I say that we leave this kid's cavity open. Okay, let's see how nights here goes. If it wanted, we got an extra kiddy, I mean, you got a kidney. It's just kind of let's just kind of doctor. Yes, I know exactly what you're saying. Do you all right? Are you sure? I'm saying we showed it in to finish operating on this child here? Oh, we can have his kidney maybe? Oh no, no, no, yes, I got that. I got that. I got that. No, I did get that. Yes, all right, I also will miss you. Yeah. The day passed and it was time for the surgery. Ryan, you did show up. Oh no, no, no, that's fine. Um do you want mine anyway? Just because I'm here, my girlfriend broke up with me. I don't really have any reason to live. Oh well you can still live with just want to hear kidneys? Yeah, so that's not going to kill you. It's not No, that's not going to kill you, you know what. I just Um, I have shoot this fast because I have to go to my new job at best A. Yeah. I just stopped in quickly. You know. They don't even have a back room there. No, they do. That's a The guy who sold me the car with a broken window that he had to that he had to hot wire. Um, he sold it to me for five hundred thousand dollars, he told me, because I bought it from from the parking lot at the best Buy. The guy told me that he they didn't have back room with well anyway, Um, I don't work here, he was lying. And I don't work here anymore. I'm like I said, just gathering my box and I've got to all I shouldn't really be here. Well, thank you for the producer Andy and I especially guest Katy Merrilitch. I'm you know, sorry. And this was this American laugh during the Next Time
