A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life.

It is time to do some math. I am a gecko.

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A caller&rsquo;s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life.
It is time to do some math. I am a gecko.
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

“MY PARENTS DID A WIFE SWAP”

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