A caller talks me through a series of misadventures he’s gotten into living in America’s south. He’s a nice a guy and it is a good episode.

Vampires are bad dinner guests. I am a gecko.

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

“I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD A GUN”

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