Robert Green is a gas station owner who says the price of gas is going up because people come to his gas station, crap on the floor, pee all over the walls, steal all of his blue towels and his squeegees, and he’s got to replace all that stuff. That affects his overhead.

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<p>Robert Green is a gas station owner who says the price of gas is going up because people come to his gas station, crap on the floor, pee all over the walls, steal all of his blue towels and his squeegees, and he’s got to replace all that stuff. That affects his overhead.</p><p>Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy Hours of exclusive content, Phil&#x27;s new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley&#x27;s podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…</p>

Phil Hendrie's historic improvisational genius goes to work everyday in this divinely hilarious satire of the modern media. And that's only part of what's really going on here. Get a hold of this top shelf entertainment from one of the acknowledged masters of comedy and social satire.

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Episode #3984 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive May 2001

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