Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodbye to his dog Sandy after the show— Also: things that used to be free, Panda Express betrayal, and do truckers still use CB radios?