Menace’s “Brain Chambers” had a tough friday during DUIQ & The Dad Jokes” +  A drone delivered McDonald's and alcohol straight to a prison cell in Quebec, and Pentagon staff dropped the historic WWII globe Dwight D. Eisenhower used to plan the war while trying to move it into Pete Hegseth's office. Menace's birthday month rolls on with the return of Subway's Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub, a TV giveaway ending today, and trouble with the London trip giveaway thanks to push back from sales and legal. Crumbl is shuttering dozens of locations nationwide — Greg says it's about time — and a Rockstar employee got fired for leaking $4M worth of GTA 6 Vice City ads. Plus: Colorado cops warned a tourist in nonsense Spanish about "fart police" before their dog bit him, U.S. banks are blocking rogue AI agents from customer accounts, Woody's sweet potato casserole scores a 9.5 from Menace.