Freak of the Week goes to the Folsom Street Fair — Sebas crowns Pee Wee the "pup-lic urinal" Freak of the Year over Mr. Smiles and David's pee pool. In the headlines: wild card baseball, a Florida mom who allegedly ditched her 4 kids for a cruise, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer questioning whether she killed her children, and Trump rebranding AI as "Super Intelligence." Plus Diddy's VIP prison life — massages, good food, a cellphone — and the Popeyes employee who filmed himself farting on raw chicken. Woody tests the AlbaChem Spot Lifter on a beef-grease-stained shirt, and the crew shares best recommendations from Huel shakes to a Shark vacuum. And Gina's "Lit or Not Lit" reveals cocoa powder and banana peels burn, hair doesn't — plus one man's unhinged rant about Hot Pockets losing the crisping sleeve.