Friday's show was a certified banger — the crew confessed what they're OCD about, from Woody's sock-folding rituals and gas pumped to the exact dollar to Greg's perfectly straight doors, plus the week's wildest headlines including Macklemore's Free Palestine tour and Snoop Dogg hosting the VMAs. Fail stories delivered as always: the guy who put superglue in his urethra, the woman who drank her own pee to beat a breathalyzer, and Kelly dominating the DUI-Q. The Battle Ish game sparked a full-studio war over "grease vs. oil," Raccoon News returned with Jimothy the celebrity raccoon and one stuck in a pickle jar, and we tackled the eternal question — what do you do if your buttplug gets stuck? All that, plus the listener who found her purple dildo in her burned-down house and now wants a Woody Show one.