Padres player on paternity leave … Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after her botched execution … The latest in the Cornell frat drama … A woman accused of impersonating a substitute teacher at a Wisconsin high school  + ChatGPT talk: is it an old person thing to use it like Google? … Menace's Word of the Day: cataclysm — he nailed it on the first try and earned Hot Pockets Snack Breaks… A moment for Freddie Jackson … The Sebastian Maniscalco drama: is he crushing middle-class comedians with his SiriusXM channel? … You have to get rid of 3 forever: beer, steak, football, video games, coffee, dogs, music, sex … Judge My Baby results &  NFT's keep plummeting and Woody couldn't be happier.