When you think Frasier, you probably think of the jovial snob from Seattle and his career on KACL 780 AM.  But the actor behind that façade has a dark secret: he was cursed by a warlock.  Or something.  He's had more tragedy in his life than Charlie Brown.  Mere bad luck can't explain all of it.  Can it?  No, it's gotta be a curse.  Probably the same curse that every movie theater in America was simultaneously hit with a couple years ago.  This is why magic is illegal, people.