Did you ever realize that smoke rhymes with stroke?  Coincidence?  Probably.  But it lends itself well to a rhyming warning about the dangers of smoking, and that's good enough for us.  And speaking of death, the Eagles have been killing it lately.  And by "it" I mean every other team.  They're so good they're boring, so instead we have to talk about Tony Romo maybe saying part of a possible swear word.  Hey, we work with what we've got.