Do you remember storytime when you were a kid?  When your parents read books to you?  Well prepare for a wave of nostalgia, because today we're going to read every Wikipedia article for every actor ever born for some reason.  We'll also talk about how unimportant that Grammys are to us and everyone else.  You know what is important though - the big game.  We really need to look up under what circumstances we're allowed to call it its actual name, because "the big game" just sounds so stupid.  Almost as stupid as having fewer wins in your own stadium than at least one other team.