A perilous desert journey pushes Ralan's companions to their limits. When a merchant declares they "won't make it," an impossible choice forces a desperate sacrifice.

A perilous desert journey pushes Ralan&#x27;s companions to their limits. When a merchant declares they &quot;won&#x27;t make it,&quot; an impossible choice forces a desperate sacrifice.

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for. From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook. The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains? ---- CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr. If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it <a href="https://jakekerr.com/public/ness-map.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here.</a> ---- Grab some Thieves Guild merch <a href="https://store.podcastalchemy.studio" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>! ---- Check out our other audiobook podcasts! Artifacts of the Arcane An urban fantasy set in a world where magic is dying on the precipice of World War 2 The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane</a> Thursday A cyberpunk VR thriller. No one can be trusted when nothing is real. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday</a> ---- Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support</a>.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure that grows in scope every week. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly...

The Thieves Guild

You Won't Make it

This compilation contains 6 chapters.


Episodes included:

1. Black Steel (August 29, 2026)

2. A Blush of Red (August 31, 2026)

3. The Quartermaster (September 01, 2026)

4. The Rivers of Ness (September 02, 2026)

5. Pete's Estate (September 03, 2026)

6. Surveying the Grounds (September 05, 2026)


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Episode 1: Black Steel

In the dragon's lair, Maela and Darla uncover armor and weapons forged from mysterious black steel—perfectly fitted, impossibly sharp, and marked by an unknown master.


Episode 2: A Blush of Red

Maela's enchanted blades carry a terrible price—a wound that never stops bleeding. Darla, however, has a plan.


Episode 3: The Quartermaster

Kray and Raef gear up for their return journey to Gaotteland, but first they must navigate the Craft guild's quartermaster.


Episode 4: The Rivers of Ness

Raef and Kray navigate the corrupt streets of Ness, where knights demand tribute at every turn, but their true journey lies ahead. A geography lesson reveals hidden rivers, lost expeditions, and forgotten cities—and as they pass through the Great Gate, Dragon's Road stretches before them toward secrets buried in history.


Episode 5: Pete's Estate

Pete's new estate is a marvel—stone walls, a glass observatory, and a view that stretches across all of Ness. But luxury breeds suspicion. Neighbors loyal to Orion watch from next door, and a mysterious tower lurks near the ash fields, visible only through a strange device. Some gifts come with guards for a reason.


Episode 6: Surveying the Grounds

Pete settles into a life of luxury that isn't his—feather beds, marble baths, a wardrobe fit for nobility. But comfort is a disguise, and his real mission is deadly.

This compilation contains 6 chapters. 
 
Episodes included: 
1. Black Steel (August 29, 2026) 
2. A Blush of Red (August 31, 2026) 
3. The Quartermaster (September 01, 2026) 
4. The Rivers of Ness (September 02, 2026) 
5. Pete&#x27;s Estate (September 03, 2026) 
6. Surveying the Grounds (September 05, 2026) 
 
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Episode 1: Black Steel 
In the dragon&#x27;s lair, Maela and Darla uncover armor and weapons forged from mysterious black steel—perfectly fitted, impossibly sharp, and marked by an unknown master. 
 
Episode 2: A Blush of Red 
Maela&#x27;s enchanted blades carry a terrible price—a wound that never stops bleeding. Darla, however, has a plan. 
 
Episode 3: The Quartermaster 
Kray and Raef gear up for their return journey to Gaotteland, but first they must navigate the Craft guild&#x27;s quartermaster. 
 
Episode 4: The Rivers of Ness 
Raef and Kray navigate the corrupt streets of Ness, where knights demand tribute at every turn, but their true journey lies ahead. A geography lesson reveals hidden rivers, lost expeditions, and forgotten cities—and as they pass through the Great Gate, Dragon&#x27;s Road stretches before them toward secrets buried in history. 
 
Episode 5: Pete&#x27;s Estate 
Pete&#x27;s new estate is a marvel—stone walls, a glass observatory, and a view that stretches across all of Ness. But luxury breeds suspicion. Neighbors loyal to Orion watch from next door, and a mysterious tower lurks near the ash fields, visible only through a strange device. Some gifts come with guards for a reason. 
 
Episode 6: Surveying the Grounds 
Pete settles into a life of luxury that isn&#x27;t his—feather beds, marble baths, a wardrobe fit for nobility. But comfort is a disguise, and his real mission is deadly.

The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 19-24

Pete settles into a life of luxury that isn't his—feather beds, marble baths, a wardrobe fit for nobility. But comfort is a disguise, and his real mission is deadly.

Pete settles into a life of luxury that isn&#x27;t his—feather beds, marble baths, a wardrobe fit for nobility. But comfort is a disguise, and his real mission is deadly.

Surveying the Grounds

Pete's new estate is a marvel—stone walls, a glass observatory, and a view that stretches across all of Ness. But luxury breeds suspicion. Neighbors loyal to Orion watch from next door, and a mysterious tower lurks near the ash fields, visible only through a strange device. Some gifts come with guards for a reason.

Pete&#x27;s new estate is a marvel—stone walls, a glass observatory, and a view that stretches across all of Ness. But luxury breeds suspicion. Neighbors loyal to Orion watch from next door, and a mysterious tower lurks near the ash fields, visible only through a strange device. Some gifts come with guards for a reason.

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