A perilous desert journey pushes Ralan's companions to their limits. When a merchant declares they "won't make it," an impossible choice forces a desperate sacrifice.

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You can find a map of Ness here.

CREDITS  

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr 

Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

A perilous desert journey pushes Ralan&#x27;s companions to their limits. When a merchant declares they &quot;won&#x27;t make it,&quot; an impossible choice forces a desperate sacrifice. ----- You can find a map of Ness <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/images/ness-map.jpg">here</a>. CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for. From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook. The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains? ---- CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr. If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it <a href="https://jakekerr.com/public/ness-map.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here.</a> ---- Grab some Thieves Guild merch <a href="https://store.podcastalchemy.studio" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>! ---- Check out our other audiobook podcasts! Artifacts of the Arcane An urban fantasy set in a world where magic is dying on the precipice of World War 2 The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane</a> Thursday A cyberpunk VR thriller. No one can be trusted when nothing is real. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday</a> ---- Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support</a>.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure that grows in scope every week. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly...

The Thieves Guild

You Won't Make it

This compilation contains 5 chapters.


Episodes included:

1. The Dragon's Breath (October 19, 2026)

2. A Wizard's Memories (October 20, 2026)

3. Starvation (October 21, 2026)

4. The Caravan (October 22, 2026)

5. Honesty in a Booth (October 23, 2026)


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Episode 1: The Dragon's Breath

Ness was built on a lie. As Lariat leads Maela and Darla south, he unearths the city's buried history: ageless wizards, a vanished dragon, and Pietro's terrible secret.


Episode 2: A Wizard's Memories

Lariat's tales rewrite Ness's lost history: a wizard's dragon fire, poisoned golden fields, a rebel turned to stone. But his stories keep changing, and Darla's hand drifts to her sword.


Episode 3: Starvation

Winter grips Gaotteland, and its people are starving. When Raef and Kray return with Pietro's paper, Lord Wilhelm meets them not with gratitude but with demands.


Episode 4: The Caravan

Four wagons. A starving people. One plan built on wreckage. Raef and Kray must feed the outlands.


Episode 5: Honesty in a Booth

Bruised knuckles, a bloodied face, and a fresh round of ale. After their brawl, Elle and Bink trade secrets across a tavern booth.

This compilation contains 5 chapters. 
 
Episodes included: 
1. The Dragon&#x27;s Breath (October 19, 2026) 
2. A Wizard&#x27;s Memories (October 20, 2026) 
3. Starvation (October 21, 2026) 
4. The Caravan (October 22, 2026) 
5. Honesty in a Booth (October 23, 2026) 
 
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Episode 1: The Dragon&#x27;s Breath 
Ness was built on a lie. As Lariat leads Maela and Darla south, he unearths the city&#x27;s buried history: ageless wizards, a vanished dragon, and Pietro&#x27;s terrible secret. 
 
Episode 2: A Wizard&#x27;s Memories 
Lariat&#x27;s tales rewrite Ness&#x27;s lost history: a wizard&#x27;s dragon fire, poisoned golden fields, a rebel turned to stone. But his stories keep changing, and Darla&#x27;s hand drifts to her sword. 
 
Episode 3: Starvation 
Winter grips Gaotteland, and its people are starving. When Raef and Kray return with Pietro&#x27;s paper, Lord Wilhelm meets them not with gratitude but with demands. 
 
Episode 4: The Caravan 
Four wagons. A starving people. One plan built on wreckage. Raef and Kray must feed the outlands. 
 
Episode 5: Honesty in a Booth 
Bruised knuckles, a bloodied face, and a fresh round of ale. After their brawl, Elle and Bink trade secrets across a tavern booth.

The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 55-59

Bruised knuckles, a bloodied face, and a fresh round of ale. After their brawl, Elle and Bink trade secrets across a tavern booth.

Honesty in a Booth

Four wagons. A starving people. One plan built on wreckage. Raef and Kray must feed the outlands.

You Won't Make it

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