Kallisto’s streets are starving, lawless, and steeped in fear. As Flitt reveals the rotten truth behind the city’s rulers, Ralan confronts a harsher lesson: in the Tides, words carry little weight unless steel stands behind them.

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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A cyberpunk VR thriller.
No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for. From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook. The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains? ---- CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr. If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it <a href="https://jakekerr.com/public/ness-map.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here.</a> ---- Grab some Thieves Guild merch <a href="https://store.podcastalchemy.studio" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>! ---- Check out our other audiobook podcasts! Artifacts of the Arcane An urban fantasy set in a world where magic is dying on the precipice of World War 2 The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane</a> Thursday A cyberpunk VR thriller. No one can be trusted when nothing is real. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday</a> ---- Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support</a>.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure that grows in scope every week. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly...

The Thieves Guild

The Jester

This compilation contains 5 chapters.


Episodes included:

1. Words Over a Bar (September 21, 2026)

2. Blowing Off Steam (September 22, 2026)

3. The Host (September 23, 2026)

4. The Wine of the Plains (September 24, 2026)

5. The Jester (September 25, 2026)


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Episode 1: Words Over a Bar

Rogers has vanished, and Elle has no intention of following him. But rumors of an Old Quarter where thieves offer refuge draw her into Ness’s taverns. She knows how to make people talk. What she doesn’t know is whose words to trust.


Episode 2: Blowing Off Steam

A laugh, a knife, and a stranger’s impossible claim send Elle across the bridge into Ness’s old quarter.


Episode 3: The Host

A grieving neighbor named "the host" visit's Pete’s estate with an offer.


Episode 4: The Wine of the Plains

A party can open doors—or expose the man knocking. As Pete prepares to infiltrate Ness’s upper quarter, a powerful guest, a suspicious guard, and twelve bottles of impossibly rare wine turn hospitality into a dangerous test of wealth, trust, and deception.


Episode 5: The Jester

Kallisto’s streets are starving, lawless, and steeped in fear. As Flitt reveals the rotten truth behind the city’s rulers, Ralan confronts a harsher lesson: in the Tides, words carry little weight unless steel stands behind them.

This compilation contains 5 chapters. 
 
Episodes included: 
1. Words Over a Bar (September 21, 2026) 
2. Blowing Off Steam (September 22, 2026) 
3. The Host (September 23, 2026) 
4. The Wine of the Plains (September 24, 2026) 
5. The Jester (September 25, 2026) 
 
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Episode 1: Words Over a Bar 
Rogers has vanished, and Elle has no intention of following him. But rumors of an Old Quarter where thieves offer refuge draw her into Ness’s taverns. She knows how to make people talk. What she doesn’t know is whose words to trust. 
 
Episode 2: Blowing Off Steam 
A laugh, a knife, and a stranger’s impossible claim send Elle across the bridge into Ness’s old quarter. 
 
Episode 3: The Host 
A grieving neighbor named &quot;the host&quot; visit&#x27;s Pete’s estate with an offer. 
 
Episode 4: The Wine of the Plains 
A party can open doors—or expose the man knocking. As Pete prepares to infiltrate Ness’s upper quarter, a powerful guest, a suspicious guard, and twelve bottles of impossibly rare wine turn hospitality into a dangerous test of wealth, trust, and deception. 
 
Episode 5: The Jester 
Kallisto’s streets are starving, lawless, and steeped in fear. As Flitt reveals the rotten truth behind the city’s rulers, Ralan confronts a harsher lesson: in the Tides, words carry little weight unless steel stands behind them.

The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 35-39

A party can open doors—or expose the man knocking. As Pete prepares to infiltrate Ness’s upper quarter, a powerful guest, a suspicious guard, and twelve bottles of impossibly rare wine turn hospitality into a dangerous test of wealth, trust, and deception.

The Wine of the Plains

A grieving neighbor named "the host" visit's Pete’s estate with an offer.

A grieving neighbor named &quot;the host&quot; visit&#x27;s Pete’s estate with an offer.

The Jester

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