Ninety seconds. That's all Maela has to infiltrate a guarded fortress, silence a sentry, and rescue her beloved Darla from a magic-locked cell. 

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You can find a map of Ness here.

CREDITS  

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr 

Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

Ninety seconds. That&#x27;s all Maela has to infiltrate a guarded fortress, silence a sentry, and rescue her beloved Darla from a magic-locked cell. ----- You can find a map of Ness <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/images/ness-map.jpg">here</a>. CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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Thursday
A cyberpunk VR thriller.
No one can be trusted when nothing is real.
https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday

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Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com

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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for. From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook. The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains? ---- CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr. If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it <a href="https://jakekerr.com/public/ness-map.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here.</a> ---- Grab some Thieves Guild merch <a href="https://store.podcastalchemy.studio" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>! ---- Check out our other audiobook podcasts! Artifacts of the Arcane An urban fantasy set in a world where magic is dying on the precipice of World War 2 The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane</a> Thursday A cyberpunk VR thriller. No one can be trusted when nothing is real. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday</a> ---- Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support</a>.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure that grows in scope every week. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly...

The Thieves Guild

It's not the blood. It's the noise

A laugh, a knife, and a stranger’s impossible claim send Elle across the bridge into Ness’s old quarter.

Blowing Off Steam

Rogers has vanished, and Elle has no intention of following him. But rumors of an Old Quarter where thieves offer refuge draw her into Ness’s taverns. She knows how to make people talk. What she doesn’t know is whose words to trust.

Words Over a Bar

This compilation contains 5 chapters.


Episodes included:

1. Table Arms at the Green Leaf (September 14, 2026)

2. The Man in Black (September 15, 2026)

3. Quinto Asks a Favor (September 16, 2026)

4. Turning Around (September 17, 2026)

5. The Two Handers (September 18, 2026)


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Episode 1: Table Arms at the Green Leaf

To free Prosper and unsettle the wizards, Maela and Darla must slip back toward the danger of the city.


Episode 2: The Man in Black

In the Old Quarter, black isn’t camouflage—it’s a declaration. Karch arrives expecting anonymity and finds suspicion, ready cudgels, and a man who sees far too much.


Episode 3: Quinto Asks a Favor

To keep Ness from tearing itself apart, Quinto needs soldiers, spac, and cooperation from men he cannot trust. V


Episode 4: Turning Around

An urgent message turns Raef and Kray back toward Ness, where shifting guards and whispered betrayals signal a city in dangerous transition.


Episode 5: The Two Handers

A quiet journey across the plains turns deadly when four desperate men block Raef and Kray’s path.

This compilation contains 5 chapters. 
 
Episodes included: 
1. Table Arms at the Green Leaf (September 14, 2026) 
2. The Man in Black (September 15, 2026) 
3. Quinto Asks a Favor (September 16, 2026) 
4. Turning Around (September 17, 2026) 
5. The Two Handers (September 18, 2026) 
 
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Episode 1: Table Arms at the Green Leaf 
To free Prosper and unsettle the wizards, Maela and Darla must slip back toward the danger of the city. 
 
Episode 2: The Man in Black 
In the Old Quarter, black isn’t camouflage—it’s a declaration. Karch arrives expecting anonymity and finds suspicion, ready cudgels, and a man who sees far too much. 
 
Episode 3: Quinto Asks a Favor 
To keep Ness from tearing itself apart, Quinto needs soldiers, spac, and cooperation from men he cannot trust. V 
 
Episode 4: Turning Around 
An urgent message turns Raef and Kray back toward Ness, where shifting guards and whispered betrayals signal a city in dangerous transition. 
 
Episode 5: The Two Handers 
A quiet journey across the plains turns deadly when four desperate men block Raef and Kray’s path.

It's not the blood. It's the noise

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