Rogers has a hero's welcome gift—and the deadly goal plainly stated. Polo must die, and Rogers must be the blade. 

Rogers has a hero&#x27;s welcome gift—and the deadly goal plainly stated. Polo must die, and Rogers must be the blade. 

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for. From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook. The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains? ---- CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr. If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it <a href="https://jakekerr.com/public/ness-map.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here.</a> ---- Grab some Thieves Guild merch <a href="https://store.podcastalchemy.studio" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>! ---- Check out our other audiobook podcasts! Artifacts of the Arcane An urban fantasy set in a world where magic is dying on the precipice of World War 2 The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane</a> Thursday A cyberpunk VR thriller. No one can be trusted when nothing is real. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday</a> ---- Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support</a>.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure that grows in scope every week. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly...

The Thieves Guild

How Hard Can It Be

This compilation contains 5 chapters.


Episodes included:

1. The Unknown in Front of Us Solves the Unknown Behind Us (July 21, 2026)

2. Rebecca Uses an Unfamiliar Power (July 21, 2026)

3. Philos's Sudden Fury (July 22, 2026)

4. Jasper Makes a Decision (July 23, 2026)

5. The Short Journey to the Golden Apple (July 24, 2026)


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Episode 1: The Unknown in Front of Us Solves the Unknown Behind Us

A blood-soaked warning. A shadow in the road. Philos, Rebecca, and Ralan push forward toward Kallisto—only to be ambushed at dawn by men wearing the Guild's own colors.


Episode 2: Rebecca Uses an Unfamiliar Power

When a desperate conscript blocks their path to Kallisto, Rebecca dismantles his lies with precision.


Episode 3: Philos's Sudden Fury

The desert journey takes a deadly turn when Philos unleashes sudden fury on Gauntlet guards—turning silent travelers into hunted fugitives with the entire force now hunting them.


Episode 4: Jasper Makes a Decision

Jasper confronts Hemley's perceived enthusiasm over the guild's financial troubles. With debts unsolvable on paper, only death can balance the books.


Episode 5: The Short Journey to the Golden Apple

Rogers dons a new guild's colors and rides with the enigmatic Elle toward a fateful meeting with Guildmaster Polo.

This compilation contains 5 chapters. 
 
Episodes included: 
1. The Unknown in Front of Us Solves the Unknown Behind Us (July 21, 2026) 
2. Rebecca Uses an Unfamiliar Power (July 21, 2026) 
3. Philos&#x27;s Sudden Fury (July 22, 2026) 
4. Jasper Makes a Decision (July 23, 2026) 
5. The Short Journey to the Golden Apple (July 24, 2026) 
 
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Episode 1: The Unknown in Front of Us Solves the Unknown Behind Us 
A blood-soaked warning. A shadow in the road. Philos, Rebecca, and Ralan push forward toward Kallisto—only to be ambushed at dawn by men wearing the Guild&#x27;s own colors. 
 
Episode 2: Rebecca Uses an Unfamiliar Power 
When a desperate conscript blocks their path to Kallisto, Rebecca dismantles his lies with precision. 
 
Episode 3: Philos&#x27;s Sudden Fury 
The desert journey takes a deadly turn when Philos unleashes sudden fury on Gauntlet guards—turning silent travelers into hunted fugitives with the entire force now hunting them. 
 
Episode 4: Jasper Makes a Decision 
Jasper confronts Hemley&#x27;s perceived enthusiasm over the guild&#x27;s financial troubles. With debts unsolvable on paper, only death can balance the books. 
 
Episode 5: The Short Journey to the Golden Apple 
Rogers dons a new guild&#x27;s colors and rides with the enigmatic Elle toward a fateful meeting with Guildmaster Polo.

The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 96-100

Rogers dons a new guild's colors and rides with the enigmatic Elle toward a fateful meeting with Guildmaster Polo.

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CREDITS  

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 


🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr 

Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

Rogers dons a new guild&#x27;s colors and rides with the enigmatic Elle toward a fateful meeting with Guildmaster Polo. ----- CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

The Short Journey to the Golden Apple

Jasper confronts Hemley's perceived enthusiasm over the guild's financial troubles. With debts unsolvable on paper, only death can balance the books.

Jasper confronts Hemley&#x27;s perceived enthusiasm over the guild&#x27;s financial troubles. With debts unsolvable on paper, only death can balance the books.

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