AFTER THE WEDDING is a tough tale too often told.

Too much booze at his bud’s wedding. Too much grass. Too many pills. And now this crazy chick who jumped in his car when the cops whirled in and chased everyone off.

She’s blitzed. Practically comatose. Must’ve consumed too much of something. Entirely incoherent.

It’s not just the illegal drugs; it’s the prescription meds here in these United States of Drug & Alcohol Abuse.