Lucy Osborn nurse kids, bleugh! Someone has to, because children are disease riddled and cloddish. More parents than children were harmed in the making of this episode. Georgie discovers that children say the darndest things, but you have to sedate them to get the really good stuff. Follow Lucy Osborn for funny nursing videos and content on Instagram Lucy Osborn Instagram

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