Y'all know what time if y'all don't know, y'all bag at all so long looking back to back down, giving them more, just like themaking buck bus things and it's tough, y'all. True. Good to Steve Hay Yeah listening to meet together for sto bar hand quickly Moby, I don't you join yea yeah, hobby join me in period you dooing me hunt. You got to turn yeah, don't want to run. You gotta turns the turn at the time, you love, You got to turn out to turn the water the water go. Come come on your back now I show well. Good morning everybody, y'all listen to the bars, come on dig me now, want and on it. Steve Harvey got a radio show, Man on man on man. Grateful for it comes through a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really know I was gonna have to be this responsible, you know, Um, can I share something with y'all? I started out to Finally I had gotten on track and was able to see a way to even uh pursue my dream. It has been a long, a long trip that I've been on, and I've gone through so many phases of it. It is rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What I'm saying is this, let me, let me put it together, because I got so much running through my head right now. You know it's it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but there's joy in the process of achieving it. See, some people are so caught up in the goal, the final goal, that they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process. If you have found what it is you want to do and you strike out on that journey, please understand you are far more blessed than the average person. Do you understand that to know what it is you really want to do, to find your work in life, your purpose, to find out what direction you want to go in, is such a blessing. The average person, if you sit down and talk to them, oftentimes don't have their life on track. And it'd be some people that you're looking at you think, God it going on because of their appearance, their swagger. Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they look like it. But if you sit down and talk to the average person, to the average person, man does not know what their purpose is, has not discovered what they wanna do, and have no idea how to get there. If you are on the other side of that, if you understand your purpose, if you have an idea of what you wanna be, and you are on your way there, you are truly blessed. And in that blessing, you must recognize it as a blessed. You must recognize the fact that you are you are on the right side, and that there should be a sense of accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you that you are on track to accomplish your goal. See what used to happen was sometimes I used to keep my nose so on the grindstone that I wouldn't even look up and realize. Man, hey, man, I know you're trying to get here, but Steve, hold on, man, can't you see what you've done so far? Can't you find just some joy in the process. See, a lot of us lose the joy of the blessings God has given us because we're looking at the end tomorrow. I ain't there yet, You're on your way. I'm gonna give you an example. I had a friend who told me that they wanted to be a million now, and they asked me some questions, and I told him so they started the process. And I am telling you, this dude works extremely hard. So about a year later we were talking. He had found this business, he had uh set his goal, and he was working towards. Then about two years later I ran up into him again. We were talking about it and everything. It's a man really really appreciate advice, he said, Man, but this is this is it is all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man, just just keep at it. It's coming. He's a man. Keep at it, man, you know how long I've been doing this? And I got quiet because, yeah, I know exactly how long you've been been two years now. And I didn't say that to him, but I said to myself, yeah, two years. He's a man. I've been grinding so long. Man, it's just it ain't having it from me. I said, wait a minute, man, hold hold on, hold on. I said, about how much you're making right now a year? Man, about two hundred fifty thousands. I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you're making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, man, do you understand how blessed you are? I said, Man, your family was about to get put out two years ago. You don't borrough the house? Yeah, man, but this ain't the house. I really won't. Oh partner, whoa I got that? I got that house? You really won't make my car five eight million? I don't know. But man, y'all got a house, you're making a payments, you're driving. You ain't out nor more. I said, holdly, mane, you gotta stop. I said, you got to stop. I said, man, because right now, man, you you're coming across as real ungrateful to me. So I know God who has done all this for you got to be looking at you with his own folded. But then he God, so he probably handled it all together different. I was just speculating with him, and so he said, man, why are you tripping like that? Man? Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing but you? I said, WHOA? Man? Where you going with this conversation? I said, Oh, I didn't come to you. I just came to you and ask you how you doing. And I'm trying to point out to you that the journey that you started on that you are on your way, and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals, and can you not feel some joy and some pleasure in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you ain't made a million yet. You on your way. You don't went from your He thought, this dude was making fifteen out knowls a year. You're making quarter of a million dollars in two years. May come on, man, can't you see can't you see? So? He said? Eventually A man, I kind of see what you're saying. But that ain't about nothing to me because I ran up into him a year and a half later. How you doing, man, man, I show wish I had appreciated my life when I had it like that. I said, what you may had it like that and just fell on some hard times. Man, I'm right back why I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man, don't worry about it. I said. Once you know how to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same principles and start on over again. Man, you know how hard it is to be the start over. Okay, my man, hold up, partner, you can do yourself like this again. First, she wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're looking at the fact that you might have to start over, and you know how hard it is to start over. But you have the knowledge, the principles, and you got a little bit of money to go on and get it going again. I said, Man, don't keep doing this to yourself. I said, Man, you ain't grateful no matter what God do for you. So what you need to do, partner, stop reassess yourself the fact that you were not grateful in the first place. Could that be the reason why? You know? Man? Maybe I'm not calling it cause I ain't God. I do not know how he thinks, nor do I claim to know. But let's just imagine for a moment. Let's just say, maybe for a moment, maybe God said, Okay, you ain't happy with this. Okay, didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want to handle it your way, Go ahead and handle it because He will let you have it your way. Can I tell you that he will let you do it exactly the way you want to it because He gives us all the power of choice. So then maybe he said, Okay, you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it. You don't like the favor I'm showing you, you think it's take it too long. I'm gonna let you do it your way. I'm not gonna turn my back on you. I'm just gonna let you do it your way. Just just say. Maybe he said that, and now he right back where he was. So what I try to get the young cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what it is. Because like um life, Jenny's got that song that he got out off this album. Still, I still believe it could have been worse. And now that it is worse, what's on your mind now, folks, if you are on that side of life where you have figured out what you wanna do, you know how you're gonna get there, and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process. Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time. It is not easy. If success were easy, everybody would be successful. All right, y'all. I'm sorry this morning if I sounded a little all over the place in a little jumble. But that's how it came to me. So you know, uh, y'all, keep your head up. Welcome to the ride, everybody. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are live in always living color. Today's show is dedicated to everybody that voted for Trump. You need This show is dedicated to everybody that voted for Trump. To you too, Reset you want to do over your vote back? Yeah, you can't go along with none of this. You'll go along with any of this right now? Any of this? There's something wrong with you? Definitely? Is he going along with it? Everything he says, everything he does? Are you kidding me? He has a radio show on every day. Yeah, is riding with his boy, Yes, the pizza guy. Yeah, you got the kidding her pain is going with her and you can't go with Yeah, Yeah, you can't go with it. It's everybody, I know what's trying to distance. They say, this airplane is going down. I'm jumping out. I got a parachute. This is really different president. You know what, I ain't listened to a lot of presidents. I'm just gonna be honest. I've never really like listened to a lot of these speeches when they just see yeah, because when the speeches on, I go to sports, and because sports don't interrupt nothing, Yeah, they give you something else for sports. So I've never really listened to all of the presidents. I haven't listen to all, but this got to be the damned thist thing a president has ever said ever. I mean, look, I can't think of it. Reagan, Reagan looking real cool right now. All the bushes looking good right now. You know, I'm even in disagreement with Jesse Jackson. Stay in the bush, Stay out the bush. I want to now, where the hell is the bush? A jam starting to look good right now? Rubio starting to look that coward. Cruise is starting to because I really don't like Ted Cruise because he chicken. If you talk about my wife and I'm not going up on stage. How getting many pictures together, taking a picture of me all my wife, Jean McCain cool, Oh yeah, that's my name for Nixon. Nixon was cool. Water game took the tape coup. You know how many times you didn't want it to get a tape video text? How many you can trying to keep back? I have tried to get a memo back, memo. I wanted a memo back, and then let me say something I didn't. I didn't think nothing of it until I woke up one morning and it was on see anything. All right, we gotta go, Steve coming up. It's none of your business, none of you, none of yours. We'll be back at thirty two. Haf you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we go, Jay Jr. Tell me it's none of your business. Let's go. You want to playing. You see things shirley from time to time, and if you see it and it's happen, I don't care what it is. It ain't your damn business. It's not it's not at all. It's for instance, you in check you got to check, right, somebody puts in a five. Yeah they put a five plate, put the five in and they they got a twenty. That got to do with y. I don't even know how that hurts you. That is my business? Why what is that? That could have been from last week? Old you're probably gonna have got it, James last week. The only word is if I'm sitting next to you and I just put your twinter, that's the only one that twin you get another twinter. But if you touch the twin another, you gonna be in the past. You got it, absolutely absolutely all right, junior, you got one up. I'll tell you what. Wouldn't baby come out white and he pitched black? That ain't been nothing. No, that's none of your iven not say that. Let's go along with it. Just go along with it. That's just go along. There ain't none of your nobody. As a matter of fact, just say what you know. I'm just saying that boy, beautiful baby, I tell beautiful place. Let me say this ahead, man, if you come home uh and your daddy got on your mama blind that you that ain't none of my bit. Just back out of that. Back come home and your daddy got on your mama blind, you back back back out and makes them coming in that you got a co work that looks exactly like amble roll Okay. But the next day he Beyonce, I, well I have come from. Don't worry about it. Put it on, stay out of it. I like that, all right, I got one of that one. You know for a fact, your neighbor's lights are out. You know the out, you know the out because he ain't watching TV nothing. It's dog over there round eight o'clock. But the next day you see him climbing that pole to try to get his lights back on. Is that your while you're talking what for what? Yeah, but you're bringing that over that ain't got nothing to called like else? All right? Well? Then what if you walk outside and see a cop put a boot on your neighbor's car? Is that that ain't none of your ass? You just gotta keep walking, keep walking. I'll tell you something else close to that. If I'm out in the parking lot and a co worker mine that I do not care for, and I see somebody steal in his car that he meet it, it comes none of my Yeah he killed, that transaction is completed. I'm probably ain't gonna say, give me more pleasure to go back in there and go man, I just saw somebody drive off the other car. I actually saw him bust the one. That's a pleasure. It took five minutes of hog, but I set through the whole thing. If you don't like the you actually can't assist it, and you ain't got to rush down coming out. I got one. I think we all haven't seen this one. I have seen somebody run through the parking lot at the airport, get to the airport, to the ticketing and then get in a wheelchair and roll right through with somebody pushing them. That it ain't. But I really want to say something coming confession. That one time cambled all night and we was missing the flight. So when we pulled up out the curtain, I told him I needed a wheelchair. They gave me a wheelchair. You know in Vegas, man, that airport line is. They took me to the front of security, the front of TSA. I stood up real ginger, put my stuff on the conveyor, but they walked that wheel chair through. I went right on through that. The lady came back with the wheelchair. I see the trains. I'm good. I know business. You got here when you saw the trade one, I got one at that one. You see a lady, you see a lady. You see a lady take a ham, You take a hand in the ahead. He takes a ham, some chips, some sodas, a pound of grapes, put him in a crotch and walk right out. Not in them. Is that your business? Does that bother you? That's a strong crotch, a lot of stuff that you As a matter of fact, I had to respect that you can put a hand holding hand on Yeah, yeah, no, it's wrong to have her number that when you go kind of like when you see people go to the dressing room, they take five shirts and they come back, but did they come back with one? Put him on the phone. Alright, I got your damn all right, this is it's time for nephew. Tommy's run that frank back when we come back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time now for Tommy's run that brank back. What you got nef? What're running back? Word? Gools? Calm worker's calm workers, calm worker, car you can't say it, workers, calm. A lot of paper winning there, porker's com many'll be on y'all. Haven't had a little bit of it. I ain't never had. It's a nice little check when you get it to men, workers, nice check if you ain't doing nothing, you ain't working else coming in at Yeah, but it ain't but a piece of what you had when you were. Be happy to get that though you will, but between those checks, you're looking seriously for a job. And you're looking for that check. Keep walking to the mail and mail may have an attitude. Know you know what you got, you know you want it. Yeah. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your vincent place. Who's calling? My name is uh Ed from the human resources? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, what's up? What's up? Well? Benc one of the first of all check on you. We know you're got injured here at the job. How are you doing so far? Yeah? Man, I'm I'm making that man. You know, everything's cool and uh, you know, I don't know how long. The therapy is going pretty good though, but I might right, I'm okay, therapy is going pretty well. Yeah, it's they say. I'm doing all right. The pain level is about maybe a fixed still, but it's getting done it though. Okay, listen, have you been getting your your check on time? Yeah, I've been getting a man, and I appreciate it. But it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't able to work right now. They said it's gonna be a little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the one defending the check, yes sir, yes, sir. We all want to getting the checks out and want to make sure that that's definitely getting there. So you're yeah, yeah, it's good, It's all good, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Okay, let me we've got a bit of a problem that we wanted to check out. Now. You haven't been doing any any straining, was uh no, no, no, no, I ain't been. I ain't. I ain't been working at all, man. I just you know, I've just been taking it either. I can't do nothing really right now. And they told me not could do nothing, all right, And then you do know the rules are that you're not supposed to do anything to jeopardize your back. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing, man. Okay, Well, let me let me say this to you. We do have some um surveillance cameras that are showing us that you've you've been doing something straining with I ain't even been going nowhere, come out survalance camera. I don't know how they go nowhere. Well, no, the the straining was work that you're doing is actually at home. We at home. I'll be inside. I don't I don't do nothing outside. I don't wait, I don't even bother que man. What you know what you're talking about? Streams? Okay, have you, uh, Vincent? Have you have you been having have you been having sex at home? What's the kind of question? Who is this? Is this a superviser? I've been we're kind of let me talk to supervil. I ain't know your damn. I'm with human resources. I don't know. Man, excuse me, dog, but I don't mean disrespect you. Is that because you're paying me, you know, looking out for me. I mean you can call me and and just say any component like that? Man about have you been having? Kind of you having sex at home? Say that? Ain't none of your business? Don't have Have I been having sex or not? In it? Wait? What kind of mean? Let me talk who your supervisor? Man, sir, I'm the supervisor here to human we've been brought with my attention and we actually have you on surveillance. You've been you've been having sex? Now you can don't know it. I know that not you know camers in my house? I know that much. And who authorized him like that? Anyhow? Surveyance to me, you're not supposed to be having sex if your fact is hurting, okay, you you have a man you've been you've been not having no damn camera and what you thought about? Uh, you've been surveyors to me and having said, that's a damn lie, sirtain, what's your name? What? What? What's your name? Man? Sir? And who ad because I'm look, I'm trying to be nice and you're picking me off add her, sir, sir, here it is and we find out I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning. No, I don't mean I'm giving me your warning. You let me find a damn camera my house telling me I can't handle sex and all that I have sex if you're that is straining with work and you're putting it on your back and we're paying you, we're paying you a thing about what you're paying me and what you ain't paying me. You're gonna call my damn phone tell me talking about you got some natan's camera and my hound. That's okay, Well, sir, sir Vincent, let me say this to you no more. You don't need you don't need to say nothing to me, but but your last name and then you're supervisor name that was my name is okay and you don't need to worry. Who the supervisor, Is you need to make sure that there's no more sex going on until your back is healed. Look, you don't have to cut you out and hang up on your man. I don't have time for this, man, y'all because y'all do what y'all do, because y'all doing people. Y'all think y'all can do illegal and talk to people crazy, man when y'all coming them. I don't appreciate that at all. Man, this is I don't know who y'all think I'll ears down there. Y'all just do something for them. I think y'all can just call them and say anything that. Man. I don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful, but you got me heated right now? Man? Is that not be no cameras in my How did you understand that I'm gonna tell you once and one time only, no more sex what you put time? I'm sorry, man, because I tell you one day thing. You think you're giving up some money? Now I'm gonna sue y'all by catching camera my house. You ain't known how to never pay? Uh pay me no more? You're gonna pay me one big check that I'm shooting out of y'all. And now you understand that I understand I need I need you to understand one more thing. Are you listening to me? Man? You go ahead, man, I'm y'all got me easy, man. And then after this, don't even call me. No more telling you because it's ridiculous. Okay. Are you familiar with letter man? Familiar with what? Literally? Do you know? Literal? You coworking letter? Yeah? What about him? Literally? Got me the prank phone? Call you? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve off and mare that's your filthless but you been man, get out of here. Man, y'are about to have me the lord talk about my check and man, no, man, what's up? Man? This is y'all have me going out? Man, y'all have me? He did? I well, I'm gonna kicking. It's gonna be calling that is he on the phone? Man, He ain't on the phone. Man, I'm sweating like so, I'm still so I'm still getting my damn checked. That that's what that beans. Y'all have be heated. Boy. I thought y'all gonna take what's up? Man? Nice and here from y'all. Man, y'all got me though, man, y'all got me. I got one more question, man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, of course, no doubt. Man. If the Steve Harvey Morning Show always will be especially y'all don't got me like this here keep here. I'm working on two people who I'm working on. It's a t DJs them, the two. I won't right Tommy first of all, Joe Old Steve don't know you. Okay, he don't know me. I don't want to get No, no, he won't see Now you're into a whole another world. You were to reside and you think you d make a fifth one time you're going to because coming up you won't do. President Donald Trump agrees to fund key Obamacare subsidies. We'll be back to talk about that. Well, you know need somethod news. You know who's gonna be able to get it, though You're only gonna be able to get it Trump Care. If you got a statue in front of you, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, Hey, listen, you don't want to miss Joy Anthony Ground's murder the hit today. We're gonna get to that. Jack all right, what's my Russian? Nobody what you're saying though, if you're in the news, if you no, I don't have anybody listen to news today. Nobody did anything. Yeah yeah, yeah, So coming up later in the morning, j Anthony Brown's murder the Hit. But first, the federal government government will keep funding key Obamacare subsidies this month, despite President Trump's threat to end those payments, which total about seven billion dollars this year. The White House confirmed the decision to cover August cost sharing payments yesterday afternoon. The move comes a day after the Congressional Budget Office warned that cutting off federal funding would cause Obamacare premiums to soar another beyond the latest projections. Trump had threatened to end the payments for low income Obama customers after Senate Republicans failed to pass a bill to replace the Affordable Care Act. Uh, those payments are worth and estimated, like I said, seven billion dollars a year. Who's um, how's that repeal and replaced Obamacare going not not so gown? Yeah? Yeah, you know why because they had too many good components to it, got a couple of problems in it, but they're making it like it's it's not an inherited problem. Healthcare premiums traditionally go up the same amount every year, and it's not no five percent increase either. It's a big jump. It's nationally that's been happening for years. Now, you want a dumping on Obamacare when it's been happening for years. But remember when the news media asked people the two questions, how do you feel about the Obamacare? I don't like it at all. I don't like it. How do you feel about it? For? But oh, that's good that the Republicans did a masterful job of painting a picture at Obamacare's this big, evil crisis that's hit America and it's the ruination of this country. When it's not. It did so many great things for people with number one pre existing They kept kids on their parents coverage a lot longer because they couldn't get it. Look, man, your kid twenty two, He can't fall off your policy. Boy, ain't got nothing. And so it did so many good things. But they ran on repeal and replaced repeal in place, and now that they got it, the Republicans can't even repeal and replace it because they have nothing to repeal it and nothing. Nothing. They've just been lying to people. And if they do repeal and replace it, they got to explain the same people and put them in why you didn't took their health care from because a lot of people got healthcare that didn't have nothing. Seventy three days for your hour, for the three minutes that's when the moving trucks would be en up to the fight house. That's how much time we got lem hunted seve me three days. He's gonna quit me for the four years. He's gonna quit. He's not gonna make the home for you. You don't think so. No, he's gonna quit. I think I think the main thing, the real thing for me. It's my opinion. He's really upset about this investigation. That's what's really the Russia investigation that's upset, and and he's just starting to fight with everybody over us. Your wife gonna quit first. Yeah, I don't know that he's gonna quit. He just doesn't seem to me. I mean, with the success that he's had throughout his life, time to be a quitter to stop. I don't think it's gonna quit. But I'll tell you what though, traditionally the sitting president always runs again because the disaster for the Republican Party is to come in with the replacement that was then at meant that their president fa So they normally take the sitting president and make him run again. The problem you have now is how many people are truly disgrunted with him. But now remember this, folks, did we not think that after the tour bus scandal, they're grabbing the woman by her pete? Did we not think that would be the end? I thought, I just knew. I said, I said, that's it, that's it. You can't degrade women like that, and everybody could vote for him. But then Comy came back a few days after that and talked about Hillary's email. That tell you something, man, Oh what's this? Boy used to be? Giuliani was sitting Fox and he said, we have something big before it even came out, and they knew. And then two days later he came to announcement about the email and that email crushed that Hillary Clinton and crush is the opportunity that emails. That was one of the most damning things that happened in that whole thing. And boy, they played up on that, but they went up and they voted for this reality so and um, and it was quite telling what you said. I think it was yesterday about the woman with a T shirt said Donald Trump can't grab might and he had an arrow. And I'm just going one a minute, man, what's what's wrong with our world today? And this was not no young girl, no, no, no, this was he Trump grabbed up when they won't. Yeah, you know. Yeah. And so in four years when it's time to re up the new president, I just wonder, really what the Republicans are gonna do. And the Democrats better learn how to fight because they better not do what the Republicans did with Obama. They we got to prepare candidate now today, You're right, was the face of the Democrats we got? Yeah, alright, Kanye right now? I think Kanye the first one? Yeah, look real good? Right now. Butterfly, butterfly waiting in the wings. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we go back and forth on this one. Jay, I think it's your turn. It is one day to do it. But yeah, yea for the one. Yes, yes he is good. Stephen Flood of your wings, girl, you know how to bring me out the best. You make me want to get some licorice. Anyway, it's a good morning's Stephen Shirley Carl Tommy Jr. Speaking Hey, Hey, Steve, how are you doing today? No? No, no, how are you I'm getting? Come on, take us down? What you got? Can me take us down? Now? It's uplifting. It's Friday, Stephen. Don't act like that. It's a beautiful, beautiful Friday. And this is about Stephen. This is about getting getting close to people that you're not close to. And that's something to do this weekend. So I'm thinking you and I, okay, maybe maybe just do something an excursion this weekend. I'm working, you work doing the working I'm working. No, you don't. I don't need the boys do all of the stand up working. You don't. You weren't doing the week So I'm thinking you and I can go go cart riding this weekend. I have the goggles and a scarf for both of us. That's going around. Yeah, you know, so we don't get no bugs eyes, but we can get anna that saying that? Are you saying down? Listen, We're gonna go cart and something that I really like to do. We gotta get on a pogo stick. You remember stick. We gonna just bounce around on that stick and have some fun. You know, we could raise one another. It would be good. We're just I'm just wanting us to get out and do something so that we can be more comfortable around each other. Okay, because Colin is not on the psychiatrists called to me to every time she calling, I gotta pay you. But we like her though. We must say that Steve definitely like her. The psychiatrist, the therapist bear yeah, because really it's slid. Yeah, she just tells the truth. She did tell me that you and I tried. Need to try and do something again. Like what if we went we don't need one bike? What if we went bank riding? You know, I ride on the handballs on the back seat and you can't do bicycle, but on the on the on the handlebar, the hand I just ride be hand you. I ride behind you and hold on to your way like a motorcycle. Yeah, like the amount of cycle and when the when and when the wind is blown. If you can't hear me, then I just talked into your ear. Okay, we gotta go. Coming up after the break, Anthony Brown is gonna Murder another hit, will be back at thirty four after the hour you're listening to the Steve Show. Come on. Steve introduced Jay, It's time for murder another hit yet take offense, I take a fence, I know you do. Take total and we all probably gonna after the song. The song, Ladies and Gentlemen's time for Murder the hits with one of the best and regretful decisions I've ever made, Ladies and gentleman. H Okay, so you know this is the song is not thank you. The song is not that bad today. I'm not I'm not really insulting anyone, am I actually making a dedication. The song is dedicated to all the side dads, all the hot Papa's, all the sugar daddy is blend the daddy. It's time for you to step up and help out. And I had to like took Eric about do song. I can make your phone down and and to say a message to what you need to do to help out. Check it out. Here we go. I can help you with him, school clows, clouds, I can have you. I can have you. I can have you with school clowns. Clowns, I can have you with them school clowns. Clowns. I can't have you. I can have you. I can have you with them school clothes clowns. If I can get your kids and school shoes show Oh, I can get them. I can get them. I can get your kids in school shoes shoes, if I can get them pen and paper. Oh, I can get the mind and get him. I can get them pen and paper. Yea, yeah, I can get your kids back back back back if I get a little bitty and new school bookies. Now I am I getting that cookie. I can get your kids some bunspa. Oh, I can get it ever and I can get your kids and span This goes out all the brothers out there. Get that? Can you help me call? You know, especially around back in school time. Yeah, I can get it in if I get it simple, I can get it. If I get it, I get it. But I don't get it. I ain't with it. It works time I've ever heard book something you to for the words and at bit I can get it if I get it. Yeah, right that change ain't no robbery. Say that change ain't no robbery right that time of year, because they would get that copy. Help me. They just throw it out there. Show me some with on the show. I oh, yeah, I didn't help you with him school clothes, little man be dressed, Yeah, looking just like just like they always looked like. Who about the club? I know you did so cute man. Yeah you called me calling you your room, calling your daddy. Sad man. I have a girl through that one time, had a girl through that to have her a little boy three years old. This girl, the boy came there, said, hey, daddy, I ain't got no kids. I'm so scared of that. I got him, never went back and she was fine too. Oh what daddy, I ain't got nothing to help nobody with. All right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after coming up next nephew Timmys prying phone call. We'll be back. You're listening, Steve Morning Show. Alright, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy's prank phone call. Y'all need to do something about that pecan tree. Y'all need to do something about that pecan tree. He's so angry. How you sign on the phone. You tell like this, Yeah, you don't need to do something about that pecan tree. You're gonna get done whispering. Try it, try it. Let's see, I don't worry. Y'all need to do something about that pecan tree. Right, that's better. That's much better. Let me do y'all need to huh what you say? Is that any way we can discuss the pe country? Yeah, that's bad. That's definitely the way it should go. That's nicer, nicer, not whispering, though, y'all that's too much. Need to do something about the pecan Nobody asked you to say. Yeah, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh lc hey, let me let me Hey. My name is Marcus, uh My my mama name a little next dough to you, uh Mr and mrs My mom and daddy little next dough to you. And I was calling because y'all gotta pa country in your backyard, I mean right on the fish line and to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over to my mom and theam yard. So I'm told to see if y'all can do something man where y'all can pick up I mean, my mama them they got a little older. You know we've been picking them up for a long time, but I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the lions back that's hanging over so that they won't you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my mom and them yard because you know, for them to be bending over like they're picking up their paca, and it's a lot of them. So, you know, Mr, I just wanted to how let you and see if you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when we turned the lamo on and stuff, man, it just you know, the beacons and stuff be coming out of the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well, first of all, Mama coms old com. You know it's well, and I can't see me cutting it well, I mean not. I'm not saying you can maintain your y'all, but I mean you your mother, you can maintain your mother's yaw. So I go by my mother's house, you know, every other day and check on them, But I don't have time to go on the back and pick up pecans and stuff. You know what I'm saying. I mean, if you just it don't seem no more than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there. But them four or five limbs, I mean they they there's a lot of pecans falling off of that. So if Macon tree to say I go back there, there's no no kind of nothing back the okay whatever, sir. I'm not cutting my tree for a little like that. Sir. Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to do is I'm not I don't want you cutting your entire tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir, so you know those that way that those are the ones that are hanging over it won't be you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard. And and and you know, like I said, they're older now, man, they can't be bending over like that. So you know, I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right now and asking you when you please cut this down to these pecans can quit falling over my mom and them yard. I'm asking you. All you can do is hire someone, Okay, someone I know your mother. Don't cut your yard. No, it's it's a it's a guy that cuts the yard. But even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard. The law more that soon, a lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over that. What kind of lord person you have that don't pick up before they cut? Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff and all of this? I'm asking you to cut a funky left five limbs so these dogs onna pecans ain't are falling off my mama yard. You you want to cut, you you're gonna make me come over here and cut the hold. I would come cut the whole damn tree down. You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree from when I was the kids, and that long I stay though, sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to cut your little funking pecan tree down. Now. I ain't in the hat? What what gus? What you you you bad? You can't cut it. I've been look sir out tonight today rather this evening. It's either gonna be two things happening. Either you're gonna cut the five limbs that I won't cut. I'm gonna cut, cut the whole damn for corn tree down. That's my tree in any game, nobody with my tree. I'm here right now, I'm you're not here in the yard right now? Come on, is you over that right now? Right now? I will bring my right on back. You know what you get my mom in the way, got your mom? I got it because it's the same. Is one that dress left than my mama's. You're gonna cut this damn tree down. I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't used my creaking something in along top. Any way, I've been waiting on them like you. You didn't lost your damn mind. You live, y'all. Cook. I told you once and I told you twice. I'm old. You're young. Don't do that. See that's what's right. Then. You know what you can do? Tell your mom to make up a car. What you say by my mom? Tell her to make corn pop and come for me. Tip Tell my mama what carm pop with? You? Make a pecan pie? I don't want no pecan prob we don't even eat pecan pie. We're so sick of he's damn become. You got falling over in the backyard. You got to do something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying to I'm trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I really am hurt me, hurt me, Come on, hurt me, Betty for me. I'm on my I'm on my way. It's your side side, it's you outside. You know how you'll say, you know what. I'm I'm here, I'm here, I'm I'm I'm gonna be in your mama. You get out. You get out my mama driveway right now, get out my mama driveway. All putting me out. I'm you get ya you get ya back in your drive when you get out my mama drive way, get out, you get out of my mama jow way. No crying for now. Tell you I'm here waiting on you. You get out of my mama get out of my mama drive way. Coot me on me because I'm gonna sit here. I got one more thing I need to say to you. When you lifted. You don't want to try to say. I'm wann't at you at your mama house. This is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother. Man, I don't say this. Man. I'm gonna put my feet man, I'm gonna I'm gonna episode bad. I don't pay. I'm too old it's kind of LC. Do me a favor. First of all, get out, tell people yard, go back to your yard. You just gave me hall blood pressure. Ain't nobody mad about your country none of that. Ain't nobody going to cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you like I got a hit her now, Man, I've been carrying my grandkids school. Listen to this, y'all boy, y'all, y'all, y'all boy, y'all something else, Man, I got one more question for you. Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land? LC? He was mad boy right starless? Anybody want to pecorne all this talk? You can't eat a lot of pecan pie. You can't want slice a slice? You really got to be a slip. My cousin Denise makes the best. Hers aren't really that, you know? They aren't too sweet sweet thing either one. I got to help hard to find a good apple pot, Yeah it is. I can't find a good cherry pote. Oh yeah, being supposed to have at all? The one that really makes you go overboard. Oh, my befo, you know it like I hain't you tried? Patty Patty? Yes they're good? Yea that it recommended you. No, if you want a hospital scale, don't get your Patty boomerang for his birthday years ago. I said, diet you can, Okay. What I deal was just pull up to the emergency room parking lot and do all right. Thank you of you coming up in about an hour. Another exciting sighting episode Steve Harvey Morning Shows, bad acting, theater, the chatman do not want we got to do a recap. We'll be bad. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Strawberry Letter coming up next, But first, did you guys hear about this? PayPal announced it's cutting off payments to more than three dozen hate groups and its streamist organizations, including all Right dot com um, a white nationalist group led by Richard Spencer. The move comes in the wake of last week's violent white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. The online payment company uh says, regardless of the individual or organization in question, we work to ensure that our services are not used to accept payments or donations for activities that promote hate, violence, or racial intolerance. I love that. Yeah. A day earlier, the Southern Poverty Law Center and Advocacy organization specializing in civil rights says PayPal was used by hate groups to raise fund. Other payment companies like Visa and MasterCard are being encouraged to follow suit and stop doing business with hate groups. Discover already announced that it has terminated merchant agreements with hate groups. That's one way like that, Yeah, particular hate have done that and get your money on it. Just like down at the croker. You're making this out right right. Yes, you didn't pick up money and then they wouldn't give me. Man, Man, you ain't got that code. Man. That is the worst sealing in the world. That is the worst because you need that money and it timesbody sending you money. You need that money, man, and you get the cash right past. You send some money and they won't release it. How do you know this person? It was? I sent the money? How long you know faith? I'm telling you, man, Or you send somebody some money and they worried the hell out of you. Did you send it? Did you send it? Did you send it? I got stuff to do. Did you say what? Asking for money and rushing? This is messing up my day waiting for the money. A friend of mine just put cash cash in a card and mailed it in a regular mailbox. Who does that mean a lot of people like a birthday card? Yeah, like a birthday Yeah, they're taking that. That could be dangerous. I'm waiting here all day long. I don't have all day to wait put this money. When is this money coming? Because every twenty minutes. I noticed they call every every twenties. You made it over there, yet I'm at the bait getting your money. Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is messing up my day. I got stuff to do. And why you put it way over there? I gotta driveway on the other side of town. They don't have one close to where I live. Yeah, they say that you send people money to that's what that crazy. Yeah, I didn't know that. They called you every moment on it. That's what makes you hurt. Yeah, because they've got on your nerves. They really need it, They really need it. Man. Yeah, you're trying to help out and they take an hour or two for them to get it. You might as well tell somebody they getting the executed. They make not because the weight get you here on the other end of the phone. How long they take? How long? Yeah? Man, damn man, No, you can't call them and tell them put a rush on it. No, I did my part. Or they call you with the people on the phone, they call coming outside. I have something similar to that on my phone. I have the cash app. You guys have the CA kids. Oh my god, every five minutes, so she's calling me. Did you send it yet? Yes, I said it. They will turn you out and you go back out there and turn it back on. In the hood when I was out of work, I had to reconnection. So oh yeah, you mean you did every time your kissing. You got that story. I have to get it all right, all right, NewView, Let's do the letter. Let's do it. Buckle up and hold on. Type we gotta fight you in the Strawberry Ladder. Subject selfish or being played just Steven, Shirley Steve. I met a man recently, the type that most women would love to have. Tall six three pounds, College professor Hey Moner, forty one years old. I am cute, sexy, fifty and enjoying my life. We have a lot in common music, church, art, school, and several other things. We've had some really special moments together, great chemistry. He is a single parent, born in Nigeria, living in California raising two boys. I met him before the boys came to live with him. Now that the boys are here, obviously his days are full. I see him maybe once or twice every week if I am lucky. Nowadays, I have registered my concerns with him regarding this. He seems to think that I am not being understanding or sympathetic to how busy his days can become. When we do get together, now we go out to dinner, a movie, and a night between the sheets. I've raised four kids as well, but I always made time for date. Even when I was married, my husband and I went out on date. I have stopped the between the sheets dates because I'm beginning to think he makes time for me only when he wants some special attention, and my eyes, it boils down to him getting what he wants while I am liking the quality time I want from him. He texts. He texts during the day to say hello or send an email from work, but rarely do we talk over the phone. Now, even when we do speak over the phone, sometimes his English can be hard to understand. What do you think, Steve, am I the selfish one as he puts it? Or is he simply playing me der self selfish are being played. Uh. You know, I'm just of the belief that people make time for what they want to make time for. I just don't think anyone is that busy. Yeah, the boys are there, so there has to be better time management on his part. But of course it can be done. People do it all the time. Uh. Now you see him once or twice a week if you're lucky, you say, and you've spoken to him about it. Uh, You've let him know how you feel. Uh, I just say the rest is up to you. Now. If you don't want just dinner, a movie and a night between the sheets, as you call it, then stop. You say you've stopped the nights between the sheets. All I can say is you control you. Uh. He can't do anything if you don't want him to do it. So uh, if you know, all of a sudden he's changed his ways, maybe baby Mama's come back, maybe some other stuff is going on. But trust me, if he really really really wanted to be with you, he would be with you. And that's the bottom line. I don't think you're being selfish. I think you're onto something and uh, maybe you need to really have a serious talk with them about it twelve minutes after Ko Cracker. Any codes in this one, lots of them. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up in about twenty minutes. Get ready for another exciting episode of What Steve Harvey Morning Shows. Bad acting theater, it's so harper it's called the Chapman's But come on, Steve. Finished with your response to part two of today's Strawberry Letter, A subjects selfish or being played Steven Shirley. I met a man recently, the type that most women would love to have. Tall six ft three, two hundred and thirty five pounds, college professor, homeowner, forty one years old. Now I'm acute, sexy, fifty and enjoying my life. We have a lot in common music, church, arts, school, and several other things. We've had some really special moments together, great chemistry. He's a single parent, born in Nigeria, living in California, raising two boys. I met him before the boys came to live with him. Now that the boys are here, obviously his days are full. I see him maybe once or twice a week if I'm lucky. Nowadays, I've registered my concerns with him Regarding this, he seemed to think that I'm not being understanding or sympathetic to how busy his days can become. When we do get together now we go out to dinner. When we do get together, now we go out to dinner, a movie, and a night between the sheets. I've raised four kids as well, but always made time for date. Even when I was married, my husband and I went out on dates. I have stopped in between the sheet dates because I'm beginning to think he makes time for me only when he wants some special attention. In my eyes, it boils down to him getting what he wants while I am lacking the quality time that I want from him. He may text doing a day to say hello or send an email from work, but rarely do we talk over the phone. Now. Even when we do speak over the phone, sometimes his English can be hard to understand. What do you think, Steve, Am I the selfish one as he puts it? Or is he simply playing me? Well? You know you have met this Nigerian dude. He's six three, two thirty five pounds, college professor, homeowner, forty one years old. You know, and you you say yourself that this is somebody that most women would love to have. And then you say you cute actually in fifty enjoying your life. Um, if you enjoying your life so much, but now you seem to have complicated it. But I don't really see the problem though. Uh, his two boys have come and now he has custody of my guests and moved in with him. Okay, he's forty one, so I'm assuming that the boys have should be probably teenagers somewhere. That takes some time. It really really does, man, especially when you're a single father and you're trying to keep these boys on the straight and arrow. I think that maybe, just maybe the man could be quite busy. But then, like Shirley said, when a man wants to make time for something he wants, he gonna make time for it. Well, he is making time. You say, y'all only uh go out a couple of times a week, now, I think that's what she said. We do that. We go to dinner, a movie, and the night between the sheets. Now, you raised folk kids yourself, but you always made time for dates. Even when I was married, my husband and I went out on dates. Well, you and your husband lived at the same house. See see you in two separate households. Right now. You can't ride his house from from cross town no more than you expected him to run your house from cross town. So I think that you are being a big selfish But then here's the thing that sticks out. You say, he only has time for me when he wants some special attention. That's most people. Or could it be that he's making the time for you that he has while he's still trying to raise his boys. And yeah, he wants some special attention and you do too. But now you've cut off the between the sheet dates because you think that's what it is. But see, wasn't that what it was for you too though? So not he ain't on of won't getting cut out, You're getting cut out too. Sometimes ladies, y'all seem to think that that's the cure all for everything. And you gotta stop thinking that. You gotta stop thinking if you quit giving up when he's supposed to say cooking no more cause of that lady with the email, okay, cool cookie, what do we say it was cookie? We try to call it something else when she was wrong. So when you you think if you cut the cookie off, that that's the answer to everything that your cookie might not have nothing to do with it. You know, maybe you're really driving the wedge between this man because maybe you ain't being an understanding of how busy is life and God he has these two boys that just got in there with him, and he trying to tighten up the ship. It could be that the man is that busy. Kids take time. Now, let's get to He sends your email. But we were rarely talk over the phone. Now here's what we're getting into. Even when we do speak over the phone, sometimes his English can be hard to understand. What do you think, Steve? And myself is one okay, wait a minute, hold on how where are all of a sudden the English guy? That what I want? That's where I need to go. So what I want to do right now? Sherley, I want you to be the woman and ask me some questions. I'm gonna be the Nigerian and we're gonna see how what the line I think it could be? But hello, hey manby how you doing? I am fine? How you I'm good? Thank you? I was wondering, you know, if we could get together tonight for date night? Anna what I said? I am now honey, I just want to know if we can get together for a date. That that's all. What are you saying? I said? And listen to me, Kevin. I'm listening all right, Steve, we gotta go. You can email or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my Girl. Surely. I just want to take a special moment out to thank everyone who joined me yesterday for our first Strawberry Letter after show on Facebook Live. It was great. We'll do him every week. Thank you guys. We appreciate it so much for your participation every Thursday. We'll be right here. It makes for a better little better Let alright, switching gears a little bit here. America is about to experience its first total solar solar eclipse in twenty six years. This is coming up on Monday, August one, and it appears as though a lot of people want to get the best view of it as humanly possible. Okay, it's coming the Steve Harvey Morning Show, soap opera, bad acting theater, and the Chapman's coming up at forty one after the hour. We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right? It is time for another episode of the Steve Harvey soap opera Bad Acting Theater. No, no, no, that's perfect. Oh that was that was bad. I was good at being bad. Okay, all right, Uh it's called The Chapman's and here we go. Alright, hello everyone, and welcome to Steve Harvey's Bad Acting Theater with your host and narrator, me Surely Strawberry, as we tune into The Chapman's, led by Earl Chapman, a pork Grind producer, to find out what's happening this week in Arrogant Texas. If you remember last week, I Surely Strawberry was stepping all over Junior's lines. Why won't anyone listen to me? Shut up, Junior, I'm not finished reading. Let's see what's going on Today's Let's go back? It all works? Wow? Won't anyone listen to me? Shut up? Junior? Not do it again? Why won't anyone listen to me? I think I can help this. Come Shut up, Junior, I'm not finished reading. Let's see what's going on today. George Wallace was a no show to play Frenchy, so Tommy played his part the Master King of architecture. I hear you talking to yourself. Don't worry about Bogd because Bogard, mama, it's Bouregard. Sorry. Before we start, here's a phone call from George Wallace as to why he didn't show up. Hopefully it was not my fault or the phone that comes from. Don't write my part out, don't write up your holding right here, don't come back over here. I got come on you right. I want to know we've been talking to each other like that, long years, longer than that? Oh yeah, like thirty yeah, thirty years, long time. Man. Okay, who needs him or his mama? Wait a minute, Yes that's great. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Now let's get back to this week's episode. We call it Where's My Money Now. We start off this week by listening to Earl, who's in his office talking to himself just in. I have an ideal. I'm going to write a memo all all the Poke Ryan producers in the country and asked them to vote for me, and I'll be a win win for everybody. Let's vote now. Don't call or talk to me when you see me in the hallway, because hell, I'm busy. Wait a minute, memo. That's how Steve Harvey got here. Now, let's listen in on Chester played by Tommy, who's been kidnapped by Frenchie, who should have been played by George Wallace, also played by Tommy. Shut up, shut up, shut up, all the crime. Well, I'll give you something to cry about, like I'll make your watch old movie star on me and just just play. I'm just gonna play my part. Leave. Please don't do that. I'll be quiet. I should help my daddy pay for the ransom Moody so I could go whatever. A million dollars in your business playing and you'll never see your star. Well, i'll tell you what. I'll give you two million to keep you. Now. Let's now, let's listen. In this KK talks to Beauregard about the money he promised from the information she gave him to bring down Earl. Stop playing, Beauregard. I know it's you. I don't put my foot up in you and Reverend ad noise behind it. If I don't give my money and my patty pass Patty, Patty, compleave a message and someone will call you back. Keep playing if you want to Beauregard, this is gonna end real ugly, I promise you. But guess what, Junior heard kk's conversation. I knew it. I knew it. I knew KK was trying to sell Dad out. She's up to no good and I'm gonna tell Dad and he'll be out of me. Shut up, Junior. Join us next week when you'll hear KK all up in Beauregard and Reverend ad Nords behind. Where is my money? Raing had no? Where is my money? For? Father? Jesus? Oh lord, Oh what I told you this would happen. I'm not gonna stop one of y'all paid off my money, oh father? Join us next week for the Chapman's This has been your host, Shirley Strawberry, Thank thank I like the stupid it's bad acting. You ain't you gotta work? Yeah? Who was who was the executive producer of this? So well? We don't know who it is. He's the writer? Okay, all this hill? Do you see us getting picked up at? Bad actors? Really bad? About as bad as your reading? When you ain't post to sound good? Had that called it? Steve Hubby is great acting and we miss up to Yeah, I'm calling what it is? Yeah, Reverse psychology, but surely got to keep reading. She keep a polyguy. He's so bushy. Bad apologies why we call it bad? I'm so suy. You're listening, Steve hard morning. Yeah, they were auctioning off on fantasy Yeah, they were auctioning off players in fantasy football. But the term auction and the players, they don't They didn't mean it because they were looking him as football players. But you know, some people took not right now, not not not not not a good time to hold off. I don't give it them. They got a hell many pans on yeah nothing or not. Somebody I was looking on TV. Some official now, Oh, General General Robert E. Lee's great grandson has spoke out and said this violence is not what he stood for, and he would be ashamed. He said, I think these statues should be taken down and placed in some form of New Zealand, as you suggested. As you suggested, but as anyone lestay get anyone is anyone, well, they're gonna have to listen because and that's that's the smart way to do it. Like I said, the African American Museum had to be here. We gotta buy the Motown Museum. You know, we gotta have the Civil Rights Museum. We gotta raise money for all this stuff Black people, white people contribute to. But everybody got to raise money to keep these things alive that we care about. You care about the Civil War and the Confederate flag and all these generals, No problem, get your money together, get you a building, and have you a museum, and that way you can go into it. And then if you don't want to go in there, or you don't want to have it in your face, you don't have to see it. That's that's real sing. And then everybody can live the American dream. Freedom of speech. And are you're gonna say what the hell you want from? Say something else? You need to do? Though, let me just go and put this out there. Have you ever been to Stone Mountain in Georgia? Has seen the Laser Show? Okay? And I packed my family up Levin. Yeah, I got my family up and left. But what because I'm not sitting through this many The Laser Show is supposed to be an attaining but it's all about the South. It's all about these generals ride and stones, roll and horses and the South arise again and the hell Billy be standing up Raven flat. Isn't that a round where the KKK started? So I said, hold up, man, it ain't for my family. So I told my family, get up. I got the sprinter ball background. There we out of here. I'm trying to sit up here. This this ain't nothing. This finish it's shocking, ain't when you see that, when you see him ride up the mountain, that's that's that's at the end when they liked the mountain up dog and then they'd be standing up saying it caling. I'll be going, no, man, the South ain't rising again. And this is in modern day Stone. This is the closing presentation in Stone Mountain, Georgia. In Stone Mountain, Georgia, and all about the Confederates. Now I packed my family. I got all my family in the van first because I already know me this ain't gonna go like y'all think it's gonna go. Don't come over here with that. And and the plantation right across the street. Bro hey man, when that he'll billy stood up about about fox families over and started, once you start that holiday right now, be offended. Then he pull out a flag, he just waving it. It's gonna get your standing up, clapping, peering up and stuff bringing up. Man, they say it's about that mess down, and that's cool. That's cool if you want to remember history and the Civil War and your relatives died in the Civil War. I ain't got no problem with that. Man. Do you get yourself a museum, because what you can't do is expect me to pay taxes and have to walk past it and look at it every day. Now not maintaining your stature. I'm not cutting the grass around it, and I'm not paying forward to examst Take you and them hell billits and put him in a building somewhere, and you're gonna look at them all you want. See. They don't want to go to the Civil Rights Museum. We had to get on. They don't want to African America. We had to build on that thing in Memphis. We had build it, you know. But sometimes, man, it's sort of crazy because it don't mean that to some people. Like I met a guy who had a Confederate flag in the window of his pickup trouble. How was in Arkansas, man, and I was and my car had broken down, and uh, this truck pulled up and he passed me, and then he pulled up and he started backing up to me. I said, okay, man, it's dude right here. Don't know what he feel. That's crazy right here. But I was about about thirty two, so probably this ain't gonna go good. You got hands, I get, yeah, yeah, I'm still He backed a trump he got truck. Said you're having problem, buddy. I said, yeah, I got a little car, trup. What what think it is? He said, I'm a mechanic. Let me help you lift you heard up? Let me hear that dude fixed my car right there on the side of the road. And uh he was pulling off. He said, uh, I hope you enjoyed that pleasure to meet you. What's your name? I said, Steve Harvey. I wasn't famous that. He said, well good, my name Wilkes. And I said nice to meet you, Wilkes and got we walk awa us in. Sir, can tell you something, I said, I misjudge you. I said, when you pulled up with that flag, and when I thought it was gonna be a problem. Oh that ain't nothing to me. That's just declaration in the wind. I like it. He got on in this truck. That's just declaration in the truck. I like it and got on in this truck. Nice has stude man drove right off, but I was tight when he pulled up. And that really happened now, And dude, I just prea judged myself. Okay, come this Confederate flag. You know, everybody the way the Confederate flag. They really care about their history, some of them. Now the rest of when you we're a neo Nazi. You come with that flag, you clan and you got that flag. I got a problem with you automatically, and so I have a right to to meet your seat. The law is the same for every action. That's equal and opposite reactions. So once you come at me with hate, what you want me to do? Now, I can try to love you out of this, but I'm really not good at that. First I got to defend myself because I'm from who So that problem that defense probably ain't gonna be a scripture. Yeah, my first line of defense is gonna be hands Now. We can hug and make up later. Yeah, first, but we're gonna give your hands up first, because I I can't take no blows. A man that's really saying it is all right, we'll be back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, a California woman, you guys, Uh, this is interesting one because we're all in California now and that's where the comparison stops. But a California woman is suing her own parents, guys, for two million dollars. That's a lot of money to see your parents for. First of all, why are you suing your parents, Gary Coleman. But yeah, okay, well, this woman is suing her parents for two million because she blames her parents because she's ugly. Haven't you hit it? She's right about you. Have you seen her? No? I ain't seen her. But if you know you, well you got to be. If you're suing for two million, you have looked in the mirror and decided you can't do nothing with that. And I hope you got a lawyer that has agreed to she's suing her parents for ugly jeans. Her name is Annabelle Jefferson. She's forty four. Yeah, she's forty four, and she's saying you got a man or. She's saying her parents are fully responsible for her unpleasant physical features. I like the way you should put that unpleasant physical features which have which have led her to three divorce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's had three divorces and a succession of depression and physiological physiological trouble, psychological troubles, psychologically, but she's been married three times, three times? Who do number three? Because clearly I've looked at the picture. There they are her. I have no interest in meeting, she said. Both of my parents are so dang ugly. There is no way they should have been allowed to reproduce themselves. Ugly, crazy, ugly people shouldn't had at me kids. Uh, one of you all had to have some type of attractive because if two of y'all ugly about, guaranteed the baby gonna be ugly, if not while as an infant, once they grow up and developed. But I've been too uglies make up pretty though I never Oh man, well, how do you explain the three husbands? You think? Blind? What you think y'all? Yeah you might be. I've been that monkey. You gotta get to that because it's so visual. You guys are still visual. Can't do it. You guys are very very visual, so you couldn't do it. Can't get that dog not pull the shade down, pull the sun down. We need any mother to stand up. I gotta get it dark in. You don't drag you into bed shooting coming. Can't pass this up. Still, Jake, you couldn't do it. You know I say that you could. Don't turn down because because you don't let that hold you back. Don't let that hold you back. But still visual wait a minute back in the I don't like, wait a minute the time that you can do with Jake. Ain't nobody else sleptbody They didn't regret, you know, you know question question I didn't go to sleep off with. And they get uglier in the morning because I've known plenty of women that have dated back. We'll be back. You're listening to morning show, alright. So, uh, when we left off, this woman out of California suitor is suing her parents for two million dollars because of their ugly jeans. They said that there she said that there's no way these two ugly parents should have been able to When I was in junior high h they had a little dance and you're supposed to ask a girl to just call the Sadie Hawkins day, and I wanted to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance and I asked this girl to go to the dance with me, and she said to me, I don't like your facial features. Talking to you, rush h. I looked at huh, you don't like my facial features? No, no, eyes knows how about lash? I got dimples? Come give me something. You don't like my high cheek bone, they're like my chick nothing, She said, I don't like your facial feature. That health a crush me. Your first sign of ugly that you no, no, no, no, no no no no. I knew. I knew I wasn't gonna be attractive because my mama told me. Yeah, my mother told me. She said something. Listen to me. We don't have a lot attractive men in it. Mama told me the same thing. So listen to me. Always take care of yourself, dress nice and smell good. Give a woman something to look at because we don't have a real attractive men in this point. And I've been trying to get that through the timing for years, way before I was born, you know. But that's why I was telling you're still in the family time you're not attractive. I don't know why you're fighting. Tell me doesn't believe you. He don't have to believe me. It's okay, let's take survey, ju it's Tommy attractic. I'm just going just taking the sir hold on time. Jay is Timmy attractive, dude, but his character just about you don't ask you're really hugly man when they say, because we were seen that Monica is Tommy attractive? Okay, Shirley, she threw up. It's Tommy attract it's cute. I think Tommy's cute. You think he's cute. He's Tommy's cute. Okay, you bullish callo. Let me ask your question ahead. It's Timmy cute. No, he thought about it and no one to three, four, five people one out of five ain't what you say? You ask me, but you think it? Do you think it? Yeah? Do you think Tommy is cute? Your nephew. Of all of the men in our Tommy is the least the trade. And that's going back generation. I'm talking about Uncle Willis, Uncle Leslie, Uncle Theodore Raymond. I'm going down the lift. Yeah, are you serious? You dead chip? You know I want to know about on the men on the show's cute. Okay, we'll be right back after this. Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back with just one more thing. Well, I just wanted we're talking about I want to say, as far as the men on the show, who's the cutest you guys about me? I get I don't. I don't care about that. Who's the cutest on the show? It's I think I think Joe looked like somebody you want your home, You know what, baby jo look like? Men to bed like a little pillow and you just love come here and talk with him, and he's smartest here just say anything. But Julia asked, Steve Y, what think you're doing? Maybe joamn wrong me since radio back in that way Joel cole Yah. Yeah, but he's back as a new employee, and you should I got a name fair, But I'm not. I know we're not doing that. They're not doing He is not a woman. He don't get you called a man now. I've never called a woman over ever, but a man can be. You're gonna be ugly soon as I see you. Like when you're speak to me, I might say something like damn, yeah, you know, just to be clear, all my friends is on the track. I think, God, I don't have one attractive friend. I ain't got one cute friend. That man, if we give you a nickname, we care about you. That's that's the real plus. Look, man, no, I don't have cute friends. My friend looked like men. Yeah, they look all my friends. He ain't the one my drive Cliff Man from Houston. Nobody in the neighborhood ned never came out the South for I'm on, hold on, hold on this how he is. I'm on the plane with Cliff one day. We're going somewhere. I close by. I look up in the seat next to me. He didn't put on a dude rag with the tail on. It got little waves in this. You put a scarf on. I said that you don't wear that on this plane. One hundred though. Just put it on cause I think I'm gonna go to sleep. You don't keep my ways, keep your ways, keep you waffy just because you're bald. I mean people that have waves like their ways. You don't do that thee on the plane. Do that at home, not in first class. That's not a good book. Yeah, even on a Friday plane, you don't embarrass. You just got to put that on because the outher they gotta keep it wave. So you gotta have something, man, gotta quiet, something to make him look like I said, all my friends are on the track. You know, Junior has waves, so you're in his lane right now. But I got kids, we speak, y gotta have from hell dropping out. Junior had as we talk. I'm in one time time I came home from school and he was crying, uh about you know, I'm nineteen. Is this a little Tommy's story of Johnson? I said, so, I said, no, I didn't this this really have no, I said, I said, man, that's what's going on, Nicky telling the kids don't like I said, why why do I don't like it? Because this girl her saying I was ugly? I said, well, is it Tommy? That's true. Look man, look that's true. That's true. You can't get mad any time somebody tell you the truth, because you're gonna stay mad because you're not cute. So you know, look, man, this is a good woman. She honest. Wish she had told me. And I was right, stay in front of everybody to the side and just saying, please stop talking because there's no way I can date you and doctor we've all had that, man, we have. I asked, why, what is it? What is it? I said, Is it because I'm ugly? He said, yes, it's because it's because you're ugly, and you got to deal with that what you want to do it. So that's why I'm a comedian today. You know why I don't even call thing. You know why I don't hurt me. He called ugly because my mama s thoughted, what did your mother say? Just like your damn dad show ugly ass go in your room? Talked like that was my monger though, jor it sounds like that was. I don't care. Hey, hey, when your grandmother second it up? Bring your little lass hill what you accept when you go with you, it's easier get on with your mine. Yeah. You stop sitting around trying to be cute because you're not, and you come on, come on, ugly one. I just said, is this ugly? You're gonna quick calling me that you ain't cute. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not you. It's something wrong with you. You bush. Tommy is not cute. Tommy looks strange. I think you are attractive man. Okay, when when a group of turtles get together and they go towards they killed comments like the dude on the wax model on the whole self up with autos all when you saw it, you got to It's finally Friday, Steve to say it. Have yourself a great weekend, You and your rule for all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to the Game Herday morning showm