Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all don't know. Y'all all suit all looking back to back down, giving them just like theming bu bu things and it's not true. Good Steve Hartley Joy, you gotta use that turn be hurting. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn, got to turn them out, the water, the water. Come come on your baby, uh huh. I show will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that. Man. I was just so getting ready to come on to air this morning. I was just thinking, man, I was just having a reflective moment of just how really good God has been to me. I just it's it's it's man. Let me just say that again, how really good God has been to me. And here's a cold part. In spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings, in spite of all of my flaws and and and and in spite of all of what anybody has said about me, God, through his grace and mercy, just keeps me anyway. So many of us are exceptional people, but we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional. We settle for the ordinary, We follow the pack, We try to fit in. Man, oh man, oh man, You know, I've heard my wife say this to my children all the time when she's scolding them and talking to him. Should be talking to him about leadership. You know, why are you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead? So many of us are born, and so many of you are born to be exceptional people, but we always trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to fit in? Why would you try to be like everybody else be ordinary? Why would you follow the pack when God has created you to be exceptional? The key word in exceptional is except you. Ever you ever done this? Right here? You know, everybody did that accept me. Everybody felt that way except me. Everybody said that except me. Everybody won't wanted that. Accept me. Everybody went over that except me. Everybody jumped in except me, accept me. See why have you saying that in your life? If you were not to be exceptional? See you got to say everybody accept me at one point in You'll to I don't know who ain't done it? You know, everybody wanted. Everybody voted no except me? See it? So you're not You're not created to follow the pack. You ain't created to fit in. You ain't created to h you know, to be ordinary. You will create it to be exceptional, as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is. You were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the year that you go ahead on and be exceptional? Why won't this be the year that you decide in your mind? But just has to be a decision that we make. Now we're not following the pack no more. We're not trying to fit in no more. We ain't settling for ordinary no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know, you got you got to go ahead and follow that. You got to get on the exceptional path because that's what you were created for. Why be ordinary? You know? But all of this this comes to it has to start with a thought. You got to first think something thought to become things. A man is as he thinketh that's all you will ever be. So what are your thoughts today? Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts? Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of fitting me in thoughts? So why you want to be like everybody else? Why you want to be ordinary when you could possibly be extraordinary with a change of your mind, a change of your venue, And you don't have to be any other kind of way just because my mama was this way, my daddy was this way, or this the school I went to? This? What race I belong to? This is my sexual preference, this is my this, this is my daddy? How many? How many? How many excuses you need? I'm an excuse? What? What? What? What? You? What's it gonna be this year that we let another three hundred and sixty five days slip by without improving our condition, our place, our spot, our life, the quality of life we have. We cannot afford to keep letting all these years go by without changing. You're an exceptional person. How many times have you set up and said, everybody did that accept me? You know I was only everybody jumped in accept me. I told him I knew it. Everybody voted for that, accept me, And now look at it, man, it seemed like everybody went that way, accept me. Okay, do you get it? Do you understand what's being said to you that a't accept me is because couldn't it be because you're an exceptional person, and it's time for you to take control of that. It's time for you to start thinking different. It's time for you to start acting on what you think. It's time for you to start doing something about it. It's time for you to stop taking each and every day that God gives us for granted and letting them go by the wayside like you got plenty more. You may have plenty of mode, but guess what what you wasting the ones you got for? I got you young, and you and you feel like you're gonna live forever. Okay, cool, But let me ask you something. See here here here, go to hard about pose you do live? See see, everybody will about dying. But I got news for you. Suppose you keep on living. You want to keep living in the condition you in now. You want to keep living with the money you got now. You want to keep living with the relationship you got now. You want to keep living by yourself like you are now. You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right man, the the right woman, but you keep getting the wrong one. You want to keep doing that for the rest of your life. Problem ain't dying, It's problem is if you keep on living. Who wants to keep on living just the way they are right now? And if you could say I'm cool with I am just the way I am right now, in cool, this conversation ain't for you. I ain't got no problem with that. You know, you want to say, greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional, ain't for everybody. Becoming extraordinary, ain't fun everybody. Heck, becoming successful ain't fun everybody. I got it. And you can come up with a way to justify your non existence in your ordinary life all you want, and that's fine and dandy. I ain't got no problem with it. Because some people just gonna be regular. Some people just gonna follow the pack, follow the crowd. Some people just wants to fit in. But if you're not that person, if you want to be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional, if you want to be if you want to dad or be great at something, and you got to change your mind set. You got to get with your creating, find out what he created you fault. You gotta quit thinking of things just in your own thought process, you know, lean not to your own understanding. I don't know what that is, but it's in there somewhere seeing. Once you lean, if you lean to your own understanding, you know what it's gonna do. It's gonna limit you, man, it's gonna limit you. Why not see what God got for you. I would rather know what God got for me than to think of all the things I could because I can't out think him out and tried it before. All right, it's just the beginning. We're gonna have a good one. Man. Let's go. You're listening. Good morning everybody, even to Steve hard and Money to show you about to be uplifted, lad have a good time. Some ignorance will throw that in. We'll throw what we're gonna throw a lot of ignorance in. That's right, starting with me. But I'm not gonna do it by myself. Charla Strawberry will not be ignorant part, but I love me some good old ignorance now coming on. You will not get any ignorance from this lady. That will be color for rel y'all. What's up? What's up, ignorant man? Okay, the next two coming up will be you'll get a full dose of ignorance from these people right here. That will be junior in the house. What's up, Junior? Can we talking about a full play? That ignorance? Alright? And last but not least, the gravy of ignorance will be my main man, the king of pranks, that king, he is the King of prank. Mister nephew, Timmy, what's up, Timmy? That's ignorance with gravy, uh dripped over an ignorant egg ro wrapped rolled all in there. That's mother mother, mother's baby. What I like about us being allowed to be ignorant? We were all told. I don't know about you, but I was told nobody's gonna pay you to be ignorant? How rone they were Jay, Oh that conversation they heard me? How much money make? How much money we make this week? Mister fam Hey, hey, science teacher, you're still teaching science. They try to incur they try to crush your drink. I get it, I get it. That's funny. But we're here, and yeah, you proved them all wrong. You proved them all wrong. You can't make a living being ignorant. Oh, ignorance paid, I'm sorry, elevated living levels to one. I'm surprised they don't teach ignorance in school because it's a gift. It's a gift one on one. But you know what, they should teach it though, because you really could perfect it if it's taught you really, you know who I think should teach it? You guys, you guys, because who does it better about? You couldn't teach this. I thought this was it's a gift skill, it's a skill set. But you but those there are those that have the skill set that don't know how to hone the crest. There you go, and that's where your ex right, your teaching comes in. And maybe in school. In school, and when you're being ignorant and not being told to sit down and shut up, that really squashes your ignorance right then. You know, if you're told that sit down and shut up, nobody Well, I could say there's probably a lot of parents this morning telling their kids, don't listen to him, you better be quiet in their classroom. But my mom used to tell me that all the time to get sart to sit down a little girl. Everyone has seen you, all right, Well, you know we opened it up with ignorance. Guess what. The ignorance continues because coming up at thirty two minutes after ask bitter man. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Time now for ask bitter man. This one, bitter man, I'm gonna let you do your disclaimer. It's from this team. If you get help out of this, you dug it out. You're a dentist drilling you drills out there? Help all right? This one is from Miss t and Orlando. My husband and I have been married for six years and he's a promoter. His phone rings and dings all day and night. And I see how he smiles as some of the messages or walks out of the room with certain phone calls. I've asked him to unlock his phone or give me the password, and he said it's his business line. And he doesn't come to my job asking for my passwords. Am I doing too much? Or is my husband hiding something from He's not hiding anything important people. He has moved up. He is an important man, and important people get important calls all time and the night. That's that's the beauty of being important. When you're important, your phone range. Some calls you get will bring a smile to your face, and some calls you get with them Okay, made it and when he walked when and when he walks out. When he walks out, Jay, he's just trying to be able to hear to He needs to be in a better place where the acoustics allows him to hear. That's all that is right. Anyone else, anyone You can't talk with a bunch of loud noise, TVs and all this other stuff. Phone, you gotta be another thing, Jay, one an important person called Tommy. You can't keep no regular face. This is we're promoting promoting him. Speaking of face, look at my face to smile. I lets untwists your mouth. Donald, we're moving on. Donald and Cambridge says. I'm twenty seven and I've been with the same woman for five years. She's thirty years old, successful, and recently recently just became very religious. We lived together, but since our pastor has gained influence over her, she sleeps in our guest room. We've been shacking up and having sex for years, so why switch it up now? This preacher calls her all the time, so I bet he's trying to manipulate her and sleeping with him. Should I confront him? Yeah? You don't aliens that church business. That's what you really need to stay up our church business. That's money you'll do. But what has happened to your woman? She's gone full Christian and lost hook freaking in She's what you need to find is a Christian freak. They exist. Okay, oh God, they got out there. They love the Lord, but they don't man getting freaking as long if they be do what you gotta do the fol service starts that could be zoomed or going to service the only as you finish your freakingness the boss. That's the way Christian freak operates, right time and telling them about it. What told you to think the freakiness of gold too far? Now you did straight to hell. I think freaking is a gold to come on, come on and in the words in the words of TDJ, sometimes the freakers need to be accepted for what it is that they do. You know, we get ready to get ready, to get ready to get ready because he alright, Okay. This one is from America, America and West Memphis, America, America writes. I'm a thirty three year old newly wed and my husband came to the marriage with five children by four different girls. I had a house when we got married, so he moved in with me. Right after he moved in, he said we were going to paint my spare room and put in twin beds for his children. We didn't discuss this at all before marriage, and he never even had his children spending the night with him when we were dating. He wants us all to be one big, happy family now, but I don't want that. How do I break it to him? Gently? Oh? You just did? You just told him that that's not I don't know. He needs to read this letter to him like you didn't have all these kids coming over him with dating, and they're not coming over here now. So you gotta make a choice of partner and use the word partner when when you put partner and what you're talking about, no, no, no, no, Ja, don't say partners. Say I'm sorry. Look, And it's got to start with looking at him. It was none of this disgusting though, but whatever, you don't look at him, but men know that you ste look at him. Parting never high let you. Yeah, sure, you're und the disgusted because when you say five children by four different girls, do nothing much to say? You know, he got five kids four different girls. We shouldn't have got married in the first place. That's your first damn mistake. Enough on this show. We're not here to judge. We don't judge or help, all right, Terry and Albany Georgia says, I'm a married woman and I messed up and kissed one of my husband's friends. God, my husband's friend dropped off his son or a sleepover with our son while my husband wasn't at home. He ain't handsome or anything I'd ever be attracted to. But he palmed my butt and pulled me to him and planted a long, passionate kiss on me. I pushed him away, but I couldn't help but blush. It was that good. I told him I was disgusted. Now he winks at me every time I see him. Should I tell my husband about this? No, you should not tell your husband, Maddy. You don't want to break up your friendship. But I was trying to find out if this was a kid I coming involved, if it was coming involved. You committed a sin you have just you sinned, You sinned in the eyes of God, and was it was this fit swap? We need to know that too. These these are these are things that can't be rescinded. You have Oh my god, you you cursed woman, You really are you really have to know what a good parmy? Yeah, make you kiss an ugly PERSONA man don't have nothing to lose if you would have rejected the kids anyone like he was going. You know, he ain't gonna be upset about it anyway, rejected. All right, thanks guys. Coming up next, the nephew is here. More Ignorance. More Ignorance has promised we'd run that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour. Miss Anne is standing by with today's national news. President Biden stands by his decision to withdraw from Afghanistan. Plus and entertainment news Erica Badou has apologized now for leaking President Obama's party picks. We'll talk about these stories at the top of the hour, but right now, the nephew is in the building. Would run that prank back what you got for his neff. As you know, last year, the church gave mean this glove so that I may have yelling power. That's one movie I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. Yeah, because he plays three different people. He plays a pastor, Richard play, he plays a pastor, he plays himself. Okay, and then he also plays the old man, old man, Hollywood, I swell, we'll be a blockbussy of you. Come get me. Yeah, okay, just come on that. I got the skills, I'm trained, I got it all. But anyway, this right here, well we're gonna move over to the prank call. But but don't forget that though. Anyway, House party at Glender's House party at Glenda's. Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me to brace some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can. We can use some ice over here. Who he is? Hey? This Lawrence man. I was trying to see, uh, if y'all need somebody, what kind of bear I should I bring? But y'all want some beer? Man? Everybody over here? Pretty much? Do? Bud Wiser man? Who'd you say? This was? Again? This Lawrence? This Lawrence man. I read it to your wife at the supermarket, and she was telling me, y'all was, you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know, come on through the body asks some time. So I didn't want to just come through that without nothings you know what I'm saying. I want to you know, come through empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man. Yeah, yeah, I'll feel a man. We just were pretty much over here just kicking and watching the game. Man. You can you know some beer, some ice that is? That'd be good, right, Okay, okay, okay, cool man, we'll listen. Um. I mean, I mean people are gonna I want to make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah, but who who'd you? I can I came here? Man, who'd you say this was? Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Lawn. I went to Uh, I went to school with Glenda. Okay, you went to see the school with Glenda? Okay, Lawrence? Huh yeah yeah we went. We went to school together, so you know we we I ain't seen her like, man, I swear I've been like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean. Ironically, you know, I just got back to town, you know, two weeks ago, and to you know, running to a classmate. I was like wow, but but you know, uh, she invited me. Y'all. Man, I ain't been nowhere since I got here, So you know, it's cool just to get out a little bit. So you know, you say bubb wise and I bring somebod ice, man, So yeah, we could, we could. I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases. That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say, Glenda what y'all? Y'all y'all went to high school the college here and what you what you meet her at? No? No, no, me and me and Goodna went to high school together. Doh, y'all went to high school together. Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying. Okay, And you say what you say? You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together. Man. That was you know, man, Glenda still look good? Do that. I won't y'all been married and we've been married for about sixteen years. Man, Wow, wow wow? Okay yeah yeah yeah yeah man, you did good. Man. I I hate I messed it up, you know what I mean? But you know it's it's neither here nor that, man. But this is ironic that I ran into him, man, So I just appreciated the invite. I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, yoo, your girl looking good. Man. I ain't seen it in a long time, you know, what I'm saying. Yeah, yo, man, let's back up a minute. Man, what do you mean you you hate? You mess that up? What you mean by that? But no, that's no okay, okay, my bad dog. I'm thinking you familiar with my name? No? Um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart. You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man, we went the problem together, all right, right, look all right, man, I see, um you know what man, I'm I'm I'm let me see. I don't know. I don't know what Glenda where. She meant by by telling you you could come through the crib, bro, but you you can't. I'm through my house, dog, I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in the day, and she might have had hers, bro, But you you can't come over my house, dude, Okay, Oka hold hold hold hola hola man Nah. Glinda then invited me and I'm coming. I don't. I don't know what the hostility is. But man, but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't. You ain't coming to my house, do hey, dog? Listen to me, man, I'm not finn City didn't go back and forth with you, I would have ran into Glenn in the stow. Glenna says, she, you know, it was good to see me, you know, come through to night. I say, cool, you know, and she gave me the number, asking you what else I should you know? What else I should get? You know? So I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's just a party. Dog, You insecure? What's what's up? Ain't insecure? Listen? Listen to me, Dogma, I'm gonna go and get Glinda all right? And this because right he don't make sense to me. Dog, what you mean? Glenna invited you to the house and I'm telling you right now, you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If you come to my house, She's gonna get you up. Hold on, So what you what? You through me? No? Dog? That's what I'm who wish you? Dog? I'm our first, must that's who I am for dog. I don't remember doing the first. I'm our first. I'm the one. She really remember? You mean you don't want she really remember? I'm our first? Dog? She man? I look, man, I like I said, you bring your pop over to my house and it's gonna be about twenty way none. All right, all my boys over here, we're kicking it all right, you bring it over here, you're gonna leave. I'll promise you that. I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me, and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog it's on in poppet. One thing I ain't forgot is my first love, and my first love then invited me to the house. Man, I can't. I can't even deal with it right here. Bro, I'm gonna tell you know you you obviously you don't spokes to Glenda. You know what I live, right, you show you up. I want you to come on. I want you to come on over. And you show up like I said, you show up and ain't going home. I promise you that. Brother. It's whatever, then, man, it's whatever. Let's hey bright Look look man, me and my boys over here, we just waiting on. We're just waiting on that. All you gotta do is make the move right all you want to make it. I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let me call Glenda. So I need to call Glenda because see see see Glen, let me get Glenda. Who you dog? You? I'm gonna tell you one more time. I am Glenda's first. Don't gift and it sound like I might be her last, her everything. It must be out his mind. Seelow listen, I got this pot on the phone. But Rick, yo, yo, don he Let me ask you this hire man. You don't even know what Glenda spotted? Do you do you? What the I know where her spotted? What the aren't you dog? What the I think this she is? Bro? Hey man, hey, you bring up over here. I don't want you to show up at mine. You call me with this stupid bro you're talking about my girl, my girl. Spot you come, but I want to see you at the crib right now, bron get your see your whip right now. You drive down the mine and I'm gonna you up. Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said. You ain't gonna do no nothing to run. I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I'm trump you bring over here, but I'm telling you not going home. Dog, You're not going up whatever. I got one more thing I want to say to you, is you listening my girl? I got one more thing I want to say to you, though, Is you listening to me? I'm not listening to you, ain't? Man? Is you listening? Is you listen? Because ever deny you ain't. Are you listening to me? You want to say? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see I'm I'm playing, man. You know I'm playing do kill y'all? Man? I'm glad. I'm so glad. This is a joke. Bryan. I'm telling because because I gotta ask you, man, I gotta ask you one more thing though? What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the bad his radio show in the land, Steve all right, thank you, crazy man. Coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. What is going on? Did you guys see the Afghans clinging to a US airplane as a taxi down the runway? Now this was in an attempt, of course, to flee the country due to the Taliban takeover. What about the shocking video of the person clinging on the plane who lost his grip just before lunging to the earth below. I mean, really sad and hard to watch, yesh. Yeah. President Biden admitted yesterday that the collapse of Afghanistan's government unfolded more quickly than the US anticipated, but he stood firmly behind his decision to with through all US troops. And the president also said he inherited a deal that Trump negotiated. What sad. That was so sad to see. It was shocking. I just saw this video. It's like the same thing happened. That's what they're comparing it to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And and Biden is getting a lot of criticism for this, um, but I mean it is true. He did inherit it, you know. And uh, nobody criticized Trump when he when he blamed the Obama administration on everything, you know, for COVID, for for for COVID anything. So you know, like he said, Biden said, when there was no good time, Yeah, when was it good time? It was never a good time. It was never something. Oh this is a perfect let's all come home now. There's never a good times. Yeah. And as president, you know, you gotta take the hits, you got to take the good with the bad. I mean, this was a decision and you have to make some tough decisions, and this was one of those tough decisions he had to make as president. And like he said, the buck stops here. But I do feel sorry for those people there. Ye oh absolutely absolutely. Yeah, it's a mess. It really is a mess. Wow. All right, we're gonna switch gears here and talk about Eric Abadou. Speaking of Obama, Ericabadou has issued an apology for posting pictures from former President Obama's sixtieth birthday party. Remember that he was going to have this big, lavish event and then he scaled it back because of COVID. Mister and missus, Obama says, Erica, please forgive me for being the terrible guest at such a sacred event for your family. She said, it was so inconsiderate, what an example of how not to be. And to let you know just how sincere she was. She signed off with the name Erica, and you know her real name is Erica, right, so just let you know. Yeah, she used her government name for this. Yeah, but she apologized. Yeah, she definitely apologized. I was wondering. I was like wow when I saw the pictures. Yeah, me too. I was like, Wow, you won't be you won't be at sixty one party. I'm an Erica fan, but is this is this? I love her? I mean because I love Erica the death. But do you just do you do something and say I apologize later and get away with it? You know? I gotta at least put that out there. You know. It seems like everybody does. Everybody does that. Yeah. If it wasn't, never saw the party, That's all I could tell you. If it wasn't, we never would have saw President Obama dancing. And then the road gets away with a lot of stuff. So you fan, we let it go, So don't worry. Why didn't he do like a video and walk through the party. Yeah, all right, Jay, it's time for today's headline. All right, everybody, it's time for the News with miss and Trip. Thanks Jerry, Thanks Shirley. This is a trip with the News in Afghanistan. As the evacuation of Afghan diplomats and those who work with the US military continues, recent polls show that most Americans support the idea of leaving. However, pictures yesterday of frantic Afghans flooding the airport and even jumping on airplane running boards. In one case a man fell to his death. Pictures of that have made some people question how the evacuation is being handled, people like Senate Minardi, Leader Republican Mitch McConnell. What we have saying is an unmitigated disaster, staying on the reputation of the United States of America well with the Taliban and control of the company the country. The President defended his pullout plan yesterday, along with a little history mixed in well, I came in office, I inherited a deal to President Trump negotiated with the Taliman. Under his agreement, US forces would be out of Afghanistan by May one, twenty twenty one. US forces had already drawn down during the Trump administration, from roughly fifteen thousand, five hundred American forces the two thousand and five hundred. The truth is this did unfold more quickly than we had anticipated. So what's happened Afghanistan political leaders gave up and fled the country, The Afghan military collapsed, American troops cannot and should not be fighting in the war, and dined in the war that Afghan forces are not willing to fight for themselves, and Biden adds quote, how many generations of America's daughters and sons would you have me sin to fight Afghan civil war when Afghan troops will not. How many endless rows of head stones will there be at Arlington National Cemetery and Haiti International Aid efforts continue there, but they've quickly ramped up medical as well as search and rescue teams are racing to pull people from collapsed buildings in the southwest area of the country in the wake of Satay one niks devastating earthquake. As of late yesterday, the death toll was listed as one thousand, four hundred and nineteen people, with six thousand reported injured. And this latest quake is the deadliest since the one in twenty ten when some two hundred thousand Haitians lost their lives. Hospitals and schools have been damaged. And this is all happening as the Haitian government deals with political instability from the stomach from the brutal assassination of their president just last month, from a COVID pandemic, gang violence, and now today haities being waterlogged thanks to Hurricane Grace. Folks cannot get a break. Meanwhile, goods are being shipped in by boats, small planes, and helicopters on loan from the Dominican Republic and the US. Finally, okay, in northern California's Dixie Fire still rages there. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Tommy, introduce your boy and get ready. We're going deep, deep into the mind, the mind that you never traveled into before. The one and only Jay Anthony Brown. All right, before we start, I need to remind everybody tonight at the J Spot, Los Angeles, California, Alex Thomas and friends. Check it out my good but Saturday night, I'll be in Charlotte, North Carolina on August two. One. Okay, here we go. I want to talk to you, ladies and gentlemen and people out there in radio land about a form of music that no longer is this hit it, Dave, hit It, turn it up just a little bit. I want to talk about singers who no longer do what I call the breakdown in music. If not familiar with the breakdown, is when a man opens his heart in pleads and beds and says I'm sorry. In a song nobody wants to sing to break down number number. Nobody wants to sing to breakdown number no more. He goes like this, baby, I'm sorry write news checks with your mama's name. But your mama's got good credit and you don't have a good credit. All right, your mama has good credit, and I just want to apologize. But I got another person here. There won'ta do some vegging in pleading right here, I'm gonna turn it over to my singing buddy, nephew, Timmy. Get some Timmy. You know, baby, it's been a long time since we talked about it. Your credit is bad, baby, your credit is real bad. So I use our babies social security so we can get where we're trying to go. Baby, that's where we're trying to go. Yeah, I just want to let you know, baby, our credit is coming up, no mo. And we're looking good because our baby got our baby got good credit. No mo. Yeah. Right now, we're gonna turn it over to our main breakdown man, Yeah, Junior, get something man, put the big on. Break it down, Break it down. I'm so sorry you kids called his nag at. I'm so sorry the kids called us nag at you said lock the dough. You said lock the dough. I didn't turn around. I just had to swift one button. But they walked in and said mama. I said all damn, oh, damn, Yeah, the battle we gotta go coming. Don't you talk about the comedic versus battle right after this? You're listening to this day show. Well, Damon Wayans admitted during a radio interview in Houston that he has never watched a versus battle. Imagine that. And then they asked Damon um who would he battle in a comedy based versus battle. Damon said, Dave Chappelle. Didn't even think about it. Just Dave Chappelle just off the dome. So you know that begs the question for this show. Jay, Tommy and Junior, you guys are all commite Dan who would win this battle if it goes down? In part two? Do you think cancel culture is killing comedy? But let's go with the first from first? Damon Wands and Dave Chappelle. Wow, that's two. That's two different comedies though, two different styles. Yeah, pick a winner. They didn't ask me, you know what, you know what, I I can't pick one. It's two different styles, y'all. It's just two different. They both funny. I can't do this. I can't do I'm sorry. I let me ask you. Okay, let me say this right here, Damon, shut your hands up, man, Okay, let me say this because I'm a Damon. I'm a Damon fans, But stop this, Damon stand up comedy fan? Are you with Damon wains and Living Color? HOLDI the clown fans? You know? You know what? No, it goes. It goes back to uh and and and and Jay you might remember this. It goes back to Robert Townsend. Uh when he had those that those specials on HBO, Partners in Crime, Partners in Crown, Partners Partners in Crown, and that you throwback man. And that's when I first saw Damon and I was like, oh my god, this guy's a beast. He funnies all get out. And then he did movies, and then he did a movie with Bruce Willis and he went on and on, Damon is a beast, and and then Damon slowed down. But now right now, that Damn Chappelle, who Lord have mercy? All right, I'm not picking one, right, I would go I would go with I would go with Damon I would go real, go with going with the veteran of the veterans. Yeah, I would go why I mean Chappelle if you right to mean, he's one of the great one of the greatest. Go ahead, go ahead, junior, who would you play Chappelle? Okay? And why we need a wine? That's the young Come on, because I'm young. I know Damon Wayne's ain't because I'm ain't got nothing new with it. Yeah, I just preferm Dave Chappelle style of coming. I mean, I know Damon Ways is more of a physical type of comedian, you know, like myself, But Dave Chappelle, I think comedy should also provoke thought as well. So that's my whole thing. You know, it ain't just the fact that you know, David Wayne's tackle issues that we laugh at, but you know you take a stand up to be able to tackle social issues and make you laugh at him like Chapelle do. Now that was my young ass got to say. But I love the question, man, because you said because I was young, you will now gonna make you think the most. Who's gonna make you laugh the most? You know? I'm laughing. Thank Yeah, okay, and you can do both. You do you know what I'm but I think I think Damon will make you think as well. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I really do. I think they you know what this is? Okay, let me let me hold who wrote this that we had to talk about this because we're not y'all picking us on our boys. It ain't like you. You can't pick one and gotta hate the other. You know, I mean what I feel. You know, I ain't nothing. I ain't picking one. I love both of us. You already like the fact. I can tell you who I like the battle in the verse. I tell you who I like the battle. I tell anybody like the battle straight up. I've been waiting for years. That damn weird out Yankevich. I would you know what Jay video video against. I'm going with you, Jack, I'm going with you. I'm going with you. I'm going with you. I had a question for Junior, what would you say lhisical comedy? What does that mean when you say you're active? Run around the stage? You know they would do a wheel in a minute. All right, we gotta go, guys. Coming up next, it is a nephew with the prank phone call right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is super sexy and super fly. But right now we'll get into that right now, right now, right here, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Nast You know what, I think all of us have sat on the couch. You know, it's a boring night and we've all decided, you know what, I want to order pizza. You know, me and James Junior were hanging at the house. That's all a pizza. You know, everybody wants to order pizza every night and then. But what have you in jail? What have you in jail? Don't you think those people want to order pizza too? Okay, pizza deliver? I know they want pizza. No no, no, no, no, you're not gonna breathe like that called oh man, pizza No, you're not pizza delivery. Let's go aanke you know, pizza man, I help you try to order pizza? Okay, can you all for me? Please? Yeah? Yeah, all right? Okay, So about this, So can I take your orders. Y'all need to order ten pizzas? You want ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was that gonna be? I need six? You poke up on me? Please, I need six cheese pizzas. Six cheese pizzas on being crush? What kind of quest was that? Again? Been being fann six sees ben crush pizzas? And do you want any other topping town? That's her? No? I need to meet lovers? Does that again? To stick up a little bit? I was really having a hard time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to meet mothers. Is that? Yes? To meet lovers, meet lovers, pizza? Okay? And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh, that's thick, thick cross. You said you want to think quest on that thick So I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can't you speak up for me? I need to meet lovers with thick crust, good crust, Okay, okay, all right? And then the last is two benjies on being crossed, two bedches, veggie veggieves veggie's two veggie, two veggies on the three crust do do y'all delivered to um do y'all delivered to U gated gated community for a second for me three ress okay? Sorry about their Okay? Can you get your phone numbers? Three four two, there's six eight nuns. Okay. I heard three four two days six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I get an area code or no? My number three four two dass six to eight nine. Okay. I need to get the whole seven digits and the area code so then we can put it in a computer to try to find your location. I told you my number. My number is three four two dads six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um let me get my manager on the phone. Me. He's giving me like six numbers. I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing? Hey? How are you doing? I'm doing great? All right? I order ten pizza, six cheese pizzas, two meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community? Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community all the time. Let me just get a number four you and an address, right? My number three four two dads six eight nine sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. We'll actually your area code plus your seven digits. Oh okay, I don't. I don't. If you just leave it with the guard, he'll make sure I get it. No, So I don't think you're understand. I need to have a phone number where I can call you. We can go in and out of the gate. That's not a problem when I guess I want. You can't go in and out, dead Kate, listen, you can't go in and out did gird? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can't you speak up something? Okay. I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just drop it off with the guard. So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterate. He's gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you? Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you located? I'm in Ala and Gola and where's where's Angola and Gold? Y'all don't know where I'm in Angola and Golda, Louisiana, the penitentiary. So we can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten and pizzas for one six sixties pizzas, two meet lowers and two they Look. I can't be on this phone too much longer. Listen, sir. I know what you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look, you gotta guard somebody in Goola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying to get these ten pezza. Look, I'm late. I'm nothing to go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either. We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay, Why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the penicariary can't on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. We do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long it would take to get pizza to Angola. I don't give it. Let me tell, okay, who to manager there? I am the manager. You speaking with the manager? What's your name? Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm the manager. Okay, let me say this to you, since you to manage there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm when I get out in three years, I'm coming down there, and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking to you, ain't go me up in three years, I won't be here. But a matter of fact, I just might stay here for three years. So when you come back, let me tell you something. If y'all don't brainy pieces this penitential and get it to the guard before he get off work, then but it's gonna be around here now. In ordered these ten pictures, and everybody on the cell block is waiting on them. Sir, I don't I don't care about you and your folk on your cell blocks. You are in the penitentiary and I don't even know why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay, and I have a job to do. I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary. So y'all discriminator, Noby, where y'all brain pizzas are. No, we don't discriminator, but we ain't located in that goal unless you go give me some. That's all from my metro. I ain't coming. Let me tell you something. I want you to remember the number three fold two dad six eight nine. If you see that gray painted on your house, on that damn pizza place, then you know my thing got out and I'm looking for your threefold two dad six eight nine. I don't give it three p two six eight nine and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your grass if you come up here in three years and guess what, don't drop the soul? Who thank you talking to That's why I said thank you talking to get off my phone. I got I got one more thing to tell you before I get on three years the land words, I'm gonna say. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you gotta say is next? You Timmy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray phone call you. Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You gotta be freaky kid man. Oh my god, oh god, this is netthew Tommy. You know, come on, man, people people, people in jail out of bit on the pizza. Nine my dad, I like that. You know my name, my number, those you know? All right? I got six cheese pizzas too much to meet lovers, okay, and two venges. All right, that's what I need. Now that's the guard. We straight, he gonna take care of this. I need you to drop drop my pizzas off at the guard. He gonna pay you. I gotta hook up. Were good. That's crazy. She couldn't take it. She thought you said bed sheets, said Veggie. When I if I don't get this pizza when I get out in three years, I'm whipping somebody behind. Okay. Do you deliver to gated communities, Well, it's the penitential, not a gated community. It's a gated community. So check us out if you if you're not you know what, you know what if you're not feeling like a pizza, maybe you're feeling like some grits. It's Tommy grits, just good grits. That's just good g r I t z dot com. They buyed them like crazy. They love on them. I would love your feedback. The nephew got some grits and they coming to the shelf. I ain't on the shelf yet. I'm online right now, but I'm coming to the shelf. Watch and Jamma gone, uncle being gone, But I'm coming to the shrim Congratulations, Thank jan All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject super Sexy super Fly. We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, whatever we gotta for you. Right here, you can submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. When we receive your letter, copy yours right here today. You never know could be reading yours live on the air. You hear that. That's the letter? All right, Let's buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it is. It's the Strawberry Letter. Thank you enough you, subject super Sexy super Fly. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm forty four years old and I have met the love of my life, but it took me three years to get used to him. We met in the mall three years ago on a Saturday I remember the day in full detail. He was wearing a matching short set with knee socks and he had a brim on. He asked me where the Floorsham shoe store was, and I had to google it because I'd never heard of it. He was an older man, so I walked over to the concierge desk with him to see if there is such a store. The concierge said that the store was closed a while ago, and this man looked defeated. An hour later, he walked up to me in the food court and offered to pay for my lunch. We eight and had the best conversation. He's eighteen years older than me, so I told him we could only be friends and i'd help him shop some weekends. We met in them all a few more times, and he finally admitted that he didn't like shopping. He only came to see me. I started meeting him for dinner and he gave me money freely without me asking. I enjoyed hanging out with him. Two years after we met, he tricked me into having sex after we shared a bottle of wine at dinner and he had to drive me home. He is very well endowed and romance to me all night. Fast forward to present day and we've fallen in love. He's a super sexy older man, but he's also super flies, just like the movie character. He won't stop starching his jeans or wearing his matching short sets. I asked him to take the gold cap off of his side too, but he says it's a fashion statement. My friends call him super fly, and I'm ashamed of him. He proposed, and I said yes, but I haven't told anyone because I don't want to hear the jokes. Am I being stupid? Should I marry my super sexy, super fly old man? Well only you can answer that, But first you gotta tell him this. Those starched crease jenes, you know, he's putting a crease down the middle of those Janes. That's not coming back. Okay, that is not coming back. They were retired back in the eighties or nineties or seventies whenever. They're not coming back. They're not coming back. And it's all over for Denis socks, all that side gold tooth. That is not a fashion statement. So tell Papa that no one wears floorshom shoes anymore. Okay, you got to tell him these things, and you all need to stop lying and all this trickery you got going on. He didn't like shopping, but he pretended like he liked shopping with you. You know, he tricked you into having sex. All of that. Come on. Now. The truth is is you love Papa and Papa loves you. Okay, So why can't you guys just build from that? At sixty two, that's how old he is. You said he was eighteen years older than you. I will admit it's going to be a little hard for him to change his pimpish ways. You know, his style anyway, his pempish style, because he's probably set in his ways. But depending on how you ask him, he'll probably do it for you. And you have to tell him because this marriage is never gonna work if you don't. I mean, you're already embarrassed of him. You haven't even told anybody that you guys are engaged or getting ready to get married, and that's no way to start a marriage. You've already said yes. So there's obviously a lot about him that you do like. But the point is marriage is not just about you know, great sex and all of that. It's about compromise. Communication. It's about commitment, and if he's not willing to make some subtle changes for you, then that's a good indication of how the marriage will go. And you still will be ashamed of him and you won't be happy. So meet him back at the mall. You all go shopping and pick him out some new clothes. Then go to the dentist and get that goal tooth removed. That's all you gotta do. Be in love because you're in love with the goal. First of all, let me talk to you older dude with tale, because I am older dude. Okay, what shared they is saying, Some of that is correct, but it's hard, very hard to get an old player to change his way the match in short sets. Does he have the full toe covered sandals, because if he does, then he's a true player from the him and layers. What you need to do is changed some things a little bit at a time, you know what I mean, Like give up the nugget watch for just a regular watch, you know what I mean. Let's get rid of that goal in your mouth to put a white tooth in it. This will shock him. It will he will go into complete shock to change everything he doing. One time. His system can't take that much change, you know what I mean, the knee socked. If he wants to wake up and you have him fully clothed with the you know, some van loafers and some short pants with a matching shirt, you know, and just a regular baseball cap, you know, and he's lost him knees socks, he'd go into complete, complete shock and it might die. You can't do that, man like that. You got to change what you can change. You got to remove the toothpick out of his mouth, telling her stop sucking his toothpick. I know he got a toothpic. I know this, dude, I've seen it. Man. You know how I know this, dude, this used to be mean. I used to do he and he sucks when he makes thoughts. And you just gotta work with him. Okay, you can't, Janie just playing flam his things he does automatically one at a time. Take him one at a time and you'll be all right. All right, Well, thank you, Jay, We have more to go. We haven't heard from Junior, we haven't heard from the nephew. The subject is super sexy, super fly. We'll be back at twenty three minutes after the Hour with part two of Today's Strawberry Letter. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go, guys, we're gonna recap today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is super Sexy and super fly. Forty four year old woman wrote us a letter. She met the love of her life three years ago. It took her three years to get used to him. They met in the mall. You know, she remembers the day that he was an older gentleman with a short set on knee socks. You know, just older, kind of sexy guy, still stuck in stuck in time time as far as his wardrobe goes. You know, they had lunch together, great conversation. He's eighteen years older than her. So she told him they could only be friends and she would help him shop some weekend. So that was his way of getting in to see her. He didn't really like shopping, but he did eventually admit it to her. You know, they went out to dinner. He would give her money freely. He tricked He tricked her into having sex with him, she said. After they shared a bottle of wine at dinner and he had to drive her home. She said he was very well endowed, he was very good. He romanted her, Yeah, he romanced her all night. Now they've fallen in love. He's a super sexy old man, but she doesn't. He's proposed to her, but she doesn't want to let anybody know because she's ashamed of him about the way he dresses. He has a gold tooth on the side of his mouth, and he says that's a fashion statement. So she wants to know she being stupid or should she go ahead and marry She already said yes. By the way, should she go ahead and marry her super sexy, super fly old man junior? Year up? Yeah? So he's sixty two. So he's born in nineteen fifty nine. H you forty four? You bought in seventy seven? Oh man, yeah, I did all the man. Let me ask you one question though. It is his name, Roy Harris. That's my cousin, my great cousin, right hair. This is exactly what he went out today. That why look what she said, take the gold cap. All inside that gold cap? Is it a Martini glass in there? Because he not changing? Do he have his keys in his hand when he walked? Is he bow legged with the hot knee socks with some hard bottoms on, and he turned them keys in his hand as he walked. Does right hair right, hair's not changing. You can stop asking flush shote shoes. How you fall for that one? Flusht shoes ain't been over since I was eight. He got you with the flow shine. I can't believe you fast for this. Look look and you told me you don't wan't know about You said yes, but you wanna tell the about because you don't want the jokes when you can hang it up, they're coming. You shouldn't even wrote in him. We ain't got nothing fun jokes for this. We didn't see this dude. And when he laughed, when he laughing, and just like like everything is surprise, and don't have with your girl. You got you a go one day, he loyal. Now he didn't trick you with the dinner with the bottle of wine. Now he didn't trink you that no box wine. Get everybody ain't like it was a bottle box wine. Get the best of them. I don't care who it really it will He didn't get the episode. Girl, take your super flying, turn your sevnies on and go Dimond and the back days, the team, the gat to leave, I take the bad. Come on each other. They love got you somebody yes or whatever? Come on shirt, it's not how fas he went to school with your daddy. Don't worry about that. Got somebody. Let me jump in here. You know the rules, pretty tony. Yeah, listen, listen, baby girl, You're gonna have to find some stories that's comfortable for your man. You understand I'm saying, Okay, you need to find out if there's a chess king in the city, baby ground, because that's what your boy is looking for. A baby girl, you got to find out if there's a go round in the city, because that's what that's how he dressed. Baby. We're looking for a ballad royal. Okay, that's what he used to Jay Riggins. Yes, that's what he's looking for. That's okay. You want to buy some shoes, you want to make him feel real good. The man is looking for some Stacy Adams. That's where he looking at. You understand me. Might the fact? Might the fact if you don't get him on Stacy Adams. If it's the summer time, he wants some what they called jellybeans, they called jellybean. That's what he's looking for, baby girl. He wan't that. I'm just trying to tell you. He gonna wear bell bottoms until bill Bottoms is out. I'm just trying to tell you, and they and the bell bottoms need to have some window panes on them. Then he feeling really really good. Oh you understanding me by the fact when y'all go out, when y'all got that's what he don't want to take, you to know, buy Star restaurant. He want to go to Woolworth and Woolco and sit at the bar and get some ice cream. Babies, That's what I want to do. I'm just trying to tell you what kind of man you got. Not listen out of time? He not listen, Jane, that you already know. And Junior you can join in. He gonna smell good. He gonna have somelgraphael all. If he ain't got no lograpel he got he got you are some jupe some juke. Okay, he he ain't got that juke. He has them something he has on some Jad's time and what are you talking about, ja, ja ja? I think he got on some great flannel. Jake. The fact if you ain't got on great flannel that little gold top polo old he falling? Now? Yes, yes, something that has the word musk in it. That don't mean yeah, he's just saved anything that has musk in it. But then let's go on back brute By family, say hello and up and he will have on a lot of it, so you'll know when he's coming up again. Man, I'm just trying to tell you the man you got, baby, you got an old school and here you got. All right, Well, thank you, guys. Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty six minutes after the hour. You know what it is? Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got junior? All right, Shirley. Before I get the sports talking, let me tell y'all something Burmingham, don't forget. Labor Day weekend. I'm coming to towns September three, fourth and fifth. Two shows Friday two show, Satday one show Sunday is gonna be ignorant. Get your tickets at stardome dot com. Stardom dot com. Can't wait to see y'all Labor Day weekend? What up timming? So you cannot do it like Steve Hey? Listen here Burminham all the Steve Hobbin nation. This here my boy, My boy coming down at a Burmingham. I'm gonna say this right here, his ass fence to be funny. What y'all need to do? Get show damn ticket and get it to go to Burmingham? Start off. I don't know, Bruce down. That's why I got my first career. Appreciate the timmy man. Step all, get sports talk real quick man? What does jay Z have to do with sports? Right now? Man? This boy man hustler. He keeps hustling. Man. Jay Z has filed for a New York Online Gaming license so he can take all online bets in the city of New York for sports on four platform. It's called twenty five million, but his up line five hundred and eighty five million. I ain't manager jay Z him and wow, I'm telling my dog straight hustling. He is not gonna stop carler. I know y'all had to hear about this. This is too funny, all right. We know we talked about dinner Shrowder turning down to eighty four million going to the Celtics to get the six million. About how crazy it was all of that, right, Well, eighty four million to six million, you know, I mean, we know the difference. Right. Well. His teammate was up for a contract extension on the Celtics. His name is Marcus Smart. Marcus Smart signed four years, seventy seven mill because he's smart, Because he's smart. He ain't take no chances of nothing, Jake. The contract was on his death fifteen minutes he signed four year seventy seven Give me them seventy seven million dollars. Now, how do you feel when you gotta go to the work? Now? Last name was the last night? Marcus Smart? He ain't. He ain't Marcus dumb about it? He ain't Marcus. I gotta consider how Mark is smart. Seventy seven cookies, oh six cookies. I'm gonna take the seventy seven cookies. He ain't Marcus. Wait a minute, let me take about take about it. Congratulations, man, that's all I had to say. They both from the same team. God, thank you. I ain't coming up. At the top of the hour, we're gonna talk about it. Don Chettle's reaction to Kevin Hart's reaction when he telled him his age you're listening to show in Trending comedy News, Kevin Hart's reaction to Don Cheetle's age broke twitter. Okay, it's no let me see. It's really funny. I watch it once a day. Yeah, I cannot stop laughing, man, I can't stop that. The look that Don chet had on the game when he put his head down, it's like, it's okay, I cannot stop laughing. Wait, wait, wait, are we' been to run it? Please tell me yes, I was trying to get to that. Yeah, take a listen here it is. Take a listen and me. You know, I'm fifty six years old. Damn, I'm sorry. I'm sorry because it was a thought. No, I'm seriously, was a thought. It was a thought, and I blurted it out. I mean that. I'm okay, but just understand I didn't mean it the way it can't. We'll take a poll on how you meant it with people here later after the show's over. But I can sit up here and honestly say, buddy that that was from a place of love. Got it? Like, damn? You didn't. If we could play it back right now, lay back, these are two different damns. Play back and there wasn't I said, I said, there was no like wow, I said, damn No, you said the word damn. Do you want me to tell you how you said? I know how I said it. You want me to say it back to you? How? I think you said? Go ahead? Damn? Not not true, fam, not true, fam, I said, Kevin, I said, damn it each time you said it. Now it's gone quieter and quieter. My boy, my boy, Paul out of out of government said that to me. I swear I played it twelve times. Hilarious. So the whole, the whole interview was that hilarious. Man. I know Kevin and his new talk show, new talk show for I love it though I love it. Oh yeah, he's new at it, so you know, hilarious. That was hilarious. You could tell a new host when he ain't reacting right, damn what you're new to interview? And so okay, I know this is this is a crazy question. I already know the answer to it. But I'm gonna ask you guys, anyway, have you ever just blurted out something and you didn't mean it that way? I know you have nephew. I do that all the time, all the time. Yeah, yeah, I do that all the time. I mean it's not even catching myself. It's just hoping. I didn't hoping it wasn't that bad. But I do it. I think that. Yeah, I think story. I have seen it head. Yeah, I've done that. I had a cousin, you know, she had five kids already, and uh you know, it was at my grandmother's house, and then she came in and made the announcement that things giving. I'm pregnant. I said by who? And that was not that timon. Yeah. I was supposed to say congratulations, but it didn't make it. Yea, yeah, yeah, I dropped by four by who? Because you got five with you? Like who? Who made six? And it was just not a good It wasn't a good time. Timing is everything, yeah, you and you can't take it back. So I was having I was having a I was well. When she worked for the time join the show, we would do these things called sky shows. There was a lady who looked drunk. She looked drunk to me. She looked drunk to me, and she was holding a baby and I figured out that it was the other lady's baby, and I said to the lady, you better get that baby before the drunk ass lady killer. And the ladysaid to me, my mama shut up. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, you know what you're doing, you know, yeah, let me give you this A w I called I love to take, you know, I like to take my mama ride, just you know, me and mama gonna go ride, you know. And we we parked and I'm I ain't lie, I'm bawling. I'm in my car. This guy walks up, like, uh so, where'd you get that from? And I was like, who the blanketed blank you talking to? And my mama looked at me and said, I'd never heard you talk like that before. I did, I said, you know you I cut in front of my mama, of course not. Yeah, it caught me off. God, all right, Well, thanks guys. More, I'm Today's Trending Stories. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after right after this. You're listening Steve hard Morning Show, Steve Harvey Nation, we are calling on you. We need you, Steve Harvey Nation. Haitian American actress and television host, also reality star. We know her, Garcel Bouvet, she used to be fancy on the Jamie Fox Show. Well, Garcel is asking for prayers and donations for her home country of Haiti. She posted on her ig account to please donate to Angels for Humanity dot com. That is, donate to Angels for Humanity dot com to help her out with the earthquake relief efforts to help victims and their families. We talked yesterday about Naomi Osaka donating her tennis earnings to Haiti. Yeah, tennis tournament in the Yeah, if you can help. You see on TV what's going on. They need your help. They need your help right now. I remember we were talking about this about what ten years or so ago, Yeah about yeah, on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And so Steve Harvey Nation, again, we need you. And they're also bracing for a storm, a hurricane that could possibly be coming. I mean, you know it's Haiti take yeah, so yeah, yeah, you have to pray for him. You have to donate if you can pray for him, whatever you can do. Now is the time. Now is the time. It is now time. I think that the world can be doing more to help Haiti. We have to do more to help this. Yeah, for sure, we absolutely do. All right, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What is going on? Did you guys see the Afghans clinging to a US airplane as a taxi down the runway? Now, this was in an attempt, of course, to flee the country to the Taliban takeover. Um. What about the shocking video of the person clinging on the plane who lost his grip just before lunging to the earth below. I mean, really sad and hard to watch. Yeah, uh yeah. President Biden admitted yesterday that the collapse of Afghanistan's government unfolded more quickly than the US anticipated, but he stood firmly behind his decision to withdraw US troops, and the President also said he inherited a deal that Trump negotiated. That was so sad to see. It was shocking. I just saw this video. It's like the same thing happened. That's what they're comparing it to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Biden is getting a lot of criticism for this um but I mean it is true. He did inherit it. Nobody criticized Trump when he blamed the Obama administration on everything, you know, him for COVID, for for COVID anything. So you know, like he said, Biden said that when there was no good time to pull out? Yeah, when was it? Good? Was never a good time? Never? Oh, this is a birthect let's all come home now. There's never a good time. Well, yeah, it's yeah. And as president, you know, you gotta take the hits. You gotta take the good with the bad. I mean, this was a decision and you have to make some tough decisions, and this was one of those tough decisions he had to make as president. And like he said, the buck stops here. But I do feel sorry for those people that absolutely absolutely all right, we're gonna switch gears here and talk about Erica Badou. Uh, Speaking of Obama. Ericabadou has issued an apology for posting pictures from former President Obama's sixtieth birthday party. Remember that he was going to have this big, lavish event and then he scaled it back because of covid um. Mister and missus Obama says, Erica, please forgive me for being the terrible guest at such a sacred event for your family. She said, it was so inconsiderate, what an example of how not to be. And to let you know just how sincere she was. She signed off with the name Erica. And you know her real name is Erica, right, so just let you know. I'm an Erica fan. But is this because I love Erica the death too? But do you just do you do something and say I apologize later and get away with it? You know, I gotta put that out there, you know. It seems like everybody does. Everybody does that. Yeah, all right, coming up, it is our last break of the day, and we'll close out the show with a question. Lay I'll have a question. Okay, yes you will, of course you will. Just forewarned you. All right, that's coming up with forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are last break of the day on this Tuesday. This week is rolling. We're rolling rolling up in it. Hey, Hey, can I pay? Can I pay homage to another comedian? Yes, you can't. Let me tell you something, Jay Junior, I gotta show love man that dog gon JB. Smooth got a commercial out this world. Dog. Have y'all seen it? You haven't seen JB. Smooth's commercial. I've seen several of them. But he's playing He's playing Caesar. Y'all ain't seen this. This is the bomb diggity. Y'all got to see JB. Smooth dog Davey Smooth. I gotta show love JB. Smooth. He out there, he working, he putting it in, he putting in his work, and I just I just gotta know I applaud him and what he is doing. Shout out to Jay being smooth. Baby. All Right, y'all gonna see it though, y'all gonna see seas y'all gonna be like, okay, that's what. All right? Thank you that you can have a question, Yes, I have a question. I like everybody to go back and tell their mind when they were young, when they were a child, and tell us how you had fun, fun, but you didn't have no damn toys the fun you had, but there was no toy involved. Go ahead, hilly, What did you do to have fun? But you didn't have a toy? And seek? Hi? Seek? But come on, come on? How about but when it got dark? Though? Yeah, so much. I heard all of that. That's why I loved it so much. I loved her behind that tree, that tree? What did you have when you didn't have a toy? You know what? We did a lot of dancing and singing like we were on soul trained, like pretending to be also trans Me and my mom. We would grab our hair brush and our favorite singer would be off the living room cutting up. Yea something. I don't know why they never invented a hair brush? That was after the microphone? And where is that? Where is the Asian girl that was on god? Ye long ago in La and I would see her all the time. Yes she was, she really was, Junior. What was the fun you had? But there was no toy involved? Before there was a transfer of a movie, I had been fighting decepticns before there was a Transform me and was Prime and all the autobots we was. We was taking on Begatron and all the bay before the movie came out. I'm talking about I'm being the trees I get kicked out the trees from blasts and stuff rolling around. We had all that. Man, I have no toys though, Jack it was no dog. I stayed in the swing set. I ride on the back of Otomus Prime's whole truck. If a little the fun you had but you didn't have a toy, what was it? Man? If you ain't never played red light green like, Oh, red like green like was the It actually could be a TV show Red like Green like. I loved all these all the side man, man Man which one When I was coming up, I was the guy in the neighborhood that if you told him to go in the house and get something, I don't get it at whatever you needed. That was my mama's. If they said go get a pot, I go get a pot. You didn't go get a blanket. I go get a blanket. So we built and when I'm telling, this was the best tent out of my mama's good spread. One time, this was a nice We were laying on the tent with a good blanket and we put candles in cans. We was laying back and I'm telling when I had a good time and I saw which I knew it was my mama. The two fattiest legs you ever want to see in your When I saw them two knees at the tent, I knew ten times. Ten time was over with when I tell you, and Lee Brown wrapped that tent and with one yanke we was in just raw air. There was there was nothing. We were in the elements, man, all that hard work Jack just one, I mean just Lee Brown and Lee Brown did not blame man, I know I know them well. You ain't out here with my good as blaking I know that mine. And when it was raining, yeah, I would be on the front porch at my grandmama how playing Jack's with my sister and yes, what you no toys? He said, no, but another game to play on the porch, timing if you didn't it was a good game, okay, a good game of that's my car, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have seen some fights on that that's my car. Yeah yeah yeah. Before they was televising the Olympics, we already had them tell me about what you know, you used to race in the streets the racist tree. Do we really know how to you had to do the relay? Now you had to run down in the tag Jeromehan take markets hand markets come back. We used to run. Yes, that's what we used doing. Yeah, that's a real question. That's real fun. You double DUTs? Could you double dots? Yeah? Yeah, me too, me too. I I wonder if we could stop? What about? Jack Jacks said, you know what, you're not a real man. She made mud pie. You're not a real man. He made a mudpie with your sister. You are you are not a real man. All backs said, jump rope. That's toy. Jump ros a toy. It's a little no anything. We stop, We gotta go, come on Jay. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve HARVEYFM dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.