Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all looking back to back dog giving them back just like amazing buck things. And it's tough to be true. Good to the hardy listening to move to other for stolen Moby, Why don't you joy? Yeah? Yeah, by medio joint be doing me honey, sat turn Yeah you're going to do you are you gotta turn't to turn turn you love you got to turn out to turn the water the watery comy. Come on your thing now, Uh huh, I sure will A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show. You know. I want to thank everybody who stops me from time to time, who encourages me concerning the first twelve minutes of the show. Thank you very much. It means a lot to me. It's a part of an obligation. I've asked God to all at the end of my life, to have been relevant, to be a person that was all inspiring to other people, are motivational to other people. I've asked God to help me share what he has shown me and help me to remind people of His goodness and of the fact that you have a lot of things to be grateful for, and to just simply share some of the methods and some of the antidotes and analogies that I've learned over the years concerning my journey. Uh, you know, which has gotten me to this point. Now, I'm not through yet by a long shot. God has a lot of work to do with me, and I'm an imperfect person. But one of my things in the morning is to also point out to all of you that you can be an imperfect person and still gain God's favor and his love. Now, should you strive for perfection? I've heard people say that I don't know how to do that. I just know that I can say that if you do the best that you can, the very very best that you can, and even in that, you're gonna come up short. So I don't really know how. That's not My job is to tell you to strive for perfection. Doing the best that you can is all you can do. I think it's all I can do, is the very best that I can do. The perfection thing. I know I'm not gonna get there, but I can I could do the very best that I can, because we're human beings with subject to too many, too many things, uh create situation for its problems, lust, uh, desires, temptations. It's just it's just it's just far too uh prevalent in there. So you know, I want to thank all of you who encourage me, who send me emails or who see me out on the street, and and and and say important things to me like that, because it does matter to me, it does have an impact on me, and I thank you very much because without those encouraging words from time to time, sometimes you don't know which way you're going, if you're being effective or not. And it is and I want to keep encouraging people to do the right thing. I want to encourage people to continue to move in the right direction. And a lot of times when you're moving in the right direction and you're doing the right thing, everybody's not gonna understand it. Everybody everybody not gonna see it your way. But you have to do the right thing as leads you to do it. And sometimes it's troubling when people don't get it and it angers you, but you gotta keep doing what you think is right. You know, I was watching the results of the protest this weekend of how many peaceful protesters there was. Now a couple of people got out of hand here and there, but that didn't mean to protest should not have existed. You know, ukn't stop a few people, you know, from doing it the wrong way, but for the most part, people had the right intention in their heart and in their in their minds. You know. It's like when you vote, everybody is not going to vote the way you vote. Everybody is not gonna feel how you feel about your vote, but you gotta do what you do was right for for your conscious and for your thinking, and for the people that you know and love, and for the side that you're cheering for. It's just amazing, though, how when you're trying to do the right thing, how to opposition can never for a second even see your side of it. That's just amazing to me. And uh, I stay boths both sides say the same thing about one another. But I think that as long as you're doing what you think is the right thing, uh, then then that's what you should do. And don't be slowed by it, folks, because it's going to happen. I've often said it before any time you make a decision to do right or do better, you're going to get our position. It's just no way around it, man. And the opposition comes so fierce and so strong, and sometimes you wonder why do they get the energy of why can't they see it? But just just keep on, just keep on. I mean, you know, I've I've seen it work over the years. I don't care how strong the opposition is. Right, right, right works out a lot of times. Even when right don't work out, you gotta keep pushing. Oh that's the hard part, ain't it. Even when right don't work out, when you think it should go this way and you can't see how I could go no other way, when it goes the other way, you gotta keep doing the right thing. See, you can never do the wrong thing because the what you felt didn't happen, you know, and and and and I try to employ people to remember that, man, that we've got to always stay on the right side of it, you know, I mean, you know, I know it's hard. You know, take the high roads. You hear that all the time, you know, well, Steve, why we always got to take the high road? Well, because we have to. I don't know. I don't know. I don't, I don't. I don't want to all the time myself. But taking a low road ain't gonna gain you nothing except more opposition, a lack of understanding. So it's a high rally, you know, it's the high road. It is, you know, in all things. I know, I'm talking sort of scattered because I'm saying some things without saying some things direct. I try to get people to understand, but you know, I get so much opposition when I'm talking. Sometimes, you know, you get tired of it. You get tired of social media. Sometimes you get tired of what people say that don't even understand what you're trying to say or what you're trying to do. And it's and it's, uh, sometimes it can be disheartening. But even in that, I gotta keep pushing. I gotta keep saying what I think is the right thing. I gotta keep saying what I think is is best for the masses. You now, I can't stop you know, loving people or wanting the best for the underprivileged. You know, even though I'm not underprivileged anymore, you understand, but my heart is with that underprivileged because I've been underprivileged far longer than I have been on this side of it, and so my heart goes out to the underprivileged. And that's why I spent a lot of the first twelve minutes to help. The underprivileged are the people who are struggling with anything, finances, career, job, family, love this country, the rules, the laws. I try to be encouraging to say that if you keep your head down and you keep grinding, and then you work hard, and you and you use on your own wavering faith that God can see you throughing, some wonderful things can happen in your life. That is an absolute must. So you know I I will keep on doing the things that I'm doing, and I want you to continue to do the things that you're doing too, because you're getting on the right track. I love it when me and stopped me and say, hey, Steve, Man, I appreciate you in the morners. Man. You don't know, man, but you're helping me become a better person. Well, I want to say this, I'm trying to become a better person too, and and and and eight of the stuff I say in the mornings is directly affecting me. Also, well, A really tell you the truth. But I'm usually talking about something I'm feeling over going through that particular day, so for to me and out there to say, and it's making them a better person. I want you to understand something. It's making me a better person too. You know, it's making me stronger. You know, it's making me burn with the to do right, to do more right, to get it, to get it better and better and better. You know. And as I you know, look across the landscape of what's going on in this country, you know, I just gotta do what I can do. You know, now, I know some people are tugging at me, telling what you need to be doing more, but you know, once again there's usually somebody who ain't doing nothing they selves. So you know, say what you want to say, but I just gotta keep going. And I want you to learn how to feel your day up with positivity. You know, wake up in the morning, start your day positive. Wake up in the morning and and get it right, you know, wake up in the morning and and and and and and get your projections together, you know, wake up in the morning and get some you know, get your attitude right in the morning and and get on a positive track. And when you have an idea that comes your way, think of how it can work. Don't think of how it won't work. See, once you start thinking of how it won't work, you allow of negatives to come in. But God don't work. I don't need you telling him how something won't work. God needs you to believe that it will work. God needs you to believe that something can happen. See that's what God needs. God don't need you. See that's why people blow it, man. So many ideas go go to waste, man, because people just don't have the right attitude. When you have an attitude an idea, think of how it can work. I know a dude man that the first thing he do is tell at tell an idea down, just tad down. Man. Then we gotta work doubly hard to build it back up. Are you kidding me? What all you had to do is try to find the way that will work. Don't spend your wheels worrying about how it won't work. Look at how you can make it work. Look, the problems is gonna come no matter what you do. Oh, well, this is gonna happen, and that can work. But if you focus it on how to make it work, you can overcome the things when they come up that's gonna make you think it won't work. Do you feel what I'm saying? Hopeful will explaining? I wish I got on that up. You're listening, you know what? Do you know what? Whatever? Looks moaning time? Yeah? It is eighteen minutes after the hour? Who you felt that from the gut I'm talking about? Mary? Explain that I crawled in here this moment. Let's started from the bottom. But yeah, right, Uh, it's so well. How was your weekend? Mr? Success? Like a successful some people? Mm hmm. I said I was gonna thank some people this morning. I go, I was gonna bring up a couple of topics this morning. I forgot. So let me just say this, congratulations to uh they didn't win it at all. But Mississippi State women college basketball be you cond the other night? Yes they do. And I was on my feet, Holly, Yes, little girls out to silver. At that little girl many was balling. Mississippi State with balling and took down Yukon. I've never seen you can lose again? Right? That they won? Yeah? That that's that's unheard of. Yeah in basketball, that that unheard of. And so then they had great season Mississippi State one and then they lost. Tour was in South Carolina, South Carolina. Congratulations in South Carolina women's team, the first national championship ever to go to South Carolina. Then South Carolina men's team was man, they came on me back against Gonzaga only to come up short. That hurt me surely. Just hanging there. It's almost open. So tonight it's Gonzaga against North Carolina. Yes, championship game tonight. Gonzaga has never been to the finals, never been to the Final four. So they big up there, North Carolina. That's what you're written for. Yeah, I'm pulling for the Tar Heels. Man. They're gonna be hard pressed though, But see, Gonzaga's big gotta play in North Carolina. Biggs and Gonzaga got a big one too. Yo. Oh my god, he's here. Yeah, boy in the paint, what's his name? Are called him big Boy, big Boy. I don't know if you'll see him on Sunday Stern. I mean, oh, you know not, Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you'll see in the league. I can't see him as a start and you'll drop some weight, pretty big drop some weight. Shack ain't drop no shack different. That's a whole different thing. Yeah, hanging it. Some people that this is some people talk amongst yourselves. I'm good, Yeah we are. Then. I want to just say thank you to everybody that came to the ACT Like a Success Tour this weekend. A success conference that I was Friday, Sunday and Sunny Sunday. Huge success, huge success. We're going to expand it next year. Yeah, we gotta get a bigger venue. Wow. So it was a real big success. I mean, and we sold out so early. We just ain't hand him a rounds on no more tables. Act Like a Success Conference is outstanding. You you can see your clips from it. You just go to Act like a success dot com. Uh. We had fifty three graduates from the program this year. I had the graduation ceremony on Saturday. We had the new and Rolie breakfast yesterday. I think it was like sixty that enrolled for the courses upcoming year at just a lot of success stories. Thanks to everybody that came out down in Atlanta to the Act Likecker Success to congratulations to the graduates. I think you could see this on act likecker success dot com. Ah, we stream or we live streamed it. H Uh, you know for people who you know couldn't make it, and UH that was a huge, huge success. Now tell us about it. What is it exactly, Steve? It's UH, it's a conference that I throw once a year where I invite people to join the Success Institute that I've created. Throughout the year. What we offer different courses on entrepreneurship, AH, personal goal setting, UH, corporate training. And I hire all these professors and UH people who are coaches and UH people who are in that particular field that you want to go into. I hired these coaches who offer the courses online, and then I'm there to teach mindset. I don't just I don't teach you about money on financial literacy or or corporate because I don't know what do what do I know about that? I know about winning? How to win? So I have the mindset portion of the course and other instructors and professors of other and of other areas of the course. And it's very very helpful, very very hands on, and so people can come to the conference and you could just do the three day conference here in Atlanta, or you can want to do more in sign up for one of the courses and it takes you through personal training. Like we had our first lady that came through and has graduated two years in a row. She came through, she did her business course, but then she wanted to take the personal training course. And so people come through there, man, and it's a great opportunity to learn the principles of success taught by very very successful people. And so that stuff act like a success dot com and you can find out more and you can join us next year and you can participate in some of the programs. I have a jump program on that it's absolutely free that I gave away. So a lot of stuff is really really good thing. Man, very very happy with congratulations Steve. Another w for you, darling. We're coming coming back. Yeah, that's right, something funny coming up. We'll be back at thirty or four after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Instead of cleaning out your closets and the garage this spring, clean out something that we're really making the impact offload that old time share, the one you've been paying increasing maintenance fees for on year after year the one you can't even afford to get to. Listen times. Your exit team are the people I trust to get you out, to remove that financial burden from your life once and for all times. Your exit team will get you out safely, legitimately, and forever, or you get every penny back. Visit time share team dot com. Alright, coming up, the boys are back. It's time for something funny. And guess what it's right or wrong today? Right or wrong with the nephew week, Junior ste This is what I'm gonna do, Tommy. I'm gonna be on your side nothing, no matter what about time. You don't even know, James. I think you're gonna take that back. Yeah, take it back. You're gonna take it back. You don't even know what I'm gonna say, Sir. I do, though, but I know it's gonna be stupid if you know that it has something to do with the road one boy, Yeah boy, cry it right or wrong with the nephew And Junior you sure did, you sure did? Okay, but I don't want you to hear me. Just listen to me. You don't never listen to him, Just listen to all. We had this little argument over the weekend. If a person, can you a person? So whatnot? I said? Can you speak up a little bit? Okay? The returning? All right? If a person has split personalities and threatens to kill him or herself, is that not a hosty situation? You're gonna be on his side, You're gonna really be on his sad one more time. Let'sten, just let's think about it. If a person has split personality and threatens to kill him or herself, is that not a hosty situation to tell you that it is too soon? Steve? That was my wide open I'm ready, though, I want I want to hear it, because yeah, man say something. Yeah, huh yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you Jr. No, it's not Tommy. Okay, So so if Eugene's ridden to kill him, said, what did it mean? Oh, old Meal and Tommy, it's hostages. You don't see this. You don't see that. No, don't no, I don't see it. If Eugene decided to do something like that, you Tommy and in open Meal or not, in fear for their life, they hostages at this point. Okay, wait a minute, guys, maybe we're being too judgmental here. Okay, we never give Tommy a real chance. Okay, let's look at really what he's saying. Steve, Yeah, I know already told you. Yeah, you just wanted over. Are we getting ready to run the prank back? Well, wasn't it? What's on that jet scene? Are you just agreeing with him to get it over? Do you really see his points? You know you really? Are you really with men? Yo? Okay? Can I ask you one? You? Can I ask him one more thing? Jilan, go ahead, hell me real quick. You don't have to make an appointment to see a psychic, do you? Because they already know you. Come go ahead? Boy? Am I right? A wrong? Huh? Why would you make an appointment to see a psychic? You just go down there to the office because they know you. Comes. Yeah, you agree with that to Steve. Wow, you've turned over a newly. I't beat him case you thought the ignorance was over instantly being dumb y'all just saying went down to see a psychic. That's all that is. Church complaints coming up next. We'll be back after you're listening Stry Morning Show. All right, you know what time it is? Time for church complaints? That's coming up in just a few. Don't forget. At the top of the hour, Miss Sam will be in with our national news. But it was Sunday yesterday, so we got to hear it. M hmm. Deacon Pastor, coming any front. We it's Monday, Monday. It is a day of reflection, a day that has been set aside on the here show, A day of complaining. Yes, from one of the most ungrateful congregations ever gathered on the shows of Christianity. Man. Yeah, and the leader of the complaints, or shall I say the complaint u now is none other than my supposedly right hand man. I am my most trusty deacon. Yeah, the ever mafodical del jail. Yeah, I'm I'm I am you gonna right hand Pastor. I'm just the message other people who have the complaint. Well, are you ready for me to proceed? Are you still analyzing? Who? I ain't? Oh? Nothing, cary giving more about analytical sits. Do what it is you do? All right? Uh? We have a situation. Deacon Uranius Johnson had his surgery this week and got his vocal box changed from base to soprano. He now speaks and sings soprano. From this point I don't our pastor as you know. This is because he and Sister Darthur Ruth squad Pump got into an argument about singing the need of certain songs and since it requires the prano, he just completely got his voice box turned over. Well after hearing Brother Uranius Johnson solo on this past Sunday, it sounds as though he was singing out of his anals and therefore, Brother Urados operation to me was not a success. He could have saved himself some money. But now I do think his name is more apt proposing than ever before. Did I just the n H? Won't it do? Ye? I passed the sister Benita sand us Son, who is four hundred and sixty pounds. Now she can't get in the sanctuary and she's tired of watching service from the foire. She's asking that UM the church find a better way to help her get in the sancts Wary so she can experience service like everyone else. But we cannot get her through the double doors as a right now. Well, Sister Bornita doesn't notice, but I have called we TV and signed her. If we have a new reality show coming out, call my four hundred and sixty that's the goal gets We're gonna go head to head with the six hundred pound people. We're gonna do my full hunted and sixty pound life. Oh man, all right, you know that's a hunted and forty pounds less than the all people on six can do. The mad church is the question, bigger part, are you going to get her in the church. He's talking about not being able to be inside the check? Well, well, where where does she shit? Now? In the far your path? Well, that where the camera? We don't have an excuse me, that where the camera gonna be? That covered with your four camera. Yo. What we can't do is bringing in here and take up a whole pew for one person, there's twelve people can sit on. You never give me stuff to take back to these people. I don't know what to tell you. Take all don't give you. He's not supporting you, don't. I'm answering the questions best I can. That's come over. We have another situation that our water bill has quadruped past. The sister common Suitor good Wine has been Sister common Suitor good Wine has been coued bathing her six kids in the baptismal pool. Uh every morning during the week before going to school. They say her water has been turned off and she's been using the baptism a pool. The babe these kids, he has six of the men. You know, well, we do understand that your water has been tidd We're going to go ahead and pay that water cold and you're gonna have to pay to get this ring off and around this baptismal pool because there's one in there. Man. Well, the real reason we keep we had to feel the baptismal pool. Sister Baronito or the four hundred sixty pound woman going to do baptized, And when we lowered her in there and tear the water, it run up all over the edge. And this is the first person we have a baptized. But where we dunked them, we didn't have to raise the off the water because all the water come by that. So we just laid her down and then all the water come out, and then we just took our time getting up. Also, we want to make this special announcement. Brother Uranus Jumps, who was for us now sayings like it comes out of his angel. He's gonna be singing a solo this Sunday, Devil get behind me. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show before we go to MS. And I gotta ask you, guys, if you saw the show last night on TLC Man without a Penis? Did you anybody? Yeah? Yeah, this a man was born without a penis? He claimed. I didn't get to see the show, but he claims he slept with more than one hundred women while keeping the secret from most of them. Yeah, it was an hour long documentary and TC. Yeah, we talked about a man without a penis. I'll tell you one thing. What was that? Ill tell you one thing. I would have got me a paper out when I was seven. Ye I'd have been saving and every dollar I made would have went towards the penis. I would have been down there at the pena stove, just looking up at the wall. That's the one. I'm gonna get that one right there, all of my summer jobs. I would have dropped out of school and go to work. I'd have went down south, sharing cropper. I'd have joined another black family at nine, and we're out that bill and cotton with him tobacco. So I being some But I got to put this money together because I got stick back I got to buy one for Yeah, it would have been baby without a P. But it would have been boy would have hoped. And then by time I got the man and want to read the new show with he finally got more, I'd have been down there all of my money, I don't buy them nothing else. I would have been stilling calls selling don't I don't kill what I'd have had to do for what we got to do, get some money to buy this have to happen. He didn't seem to need one. I mean, he's he's forty years old speaking. I'm just saying, you got He's had plenty of girlfriends, a hundred women. He was huh, Shirley's women got girlfriends, ain't got well? I got but your name. And this show is man without a whole lot of women. Ain't got world. I got that, but man without. Yeah, he knew his way around a woman's body. He knew his way around their mind. I do too, and it seemed to work for him for all this time. I know my way around a woman's body. You know what I'm saying. But it's gonna be with It's gonna be with another friend that you bought with money. That you've saved. I've dropped out of school. I hadn't get a E D. Steve. We're gonna buy some candy, Nope, saying I can't do it, but my mom would give me a quarter for the ice cream. Trump. Nope, I got to say that. As much as you love ice cream, ain't no damn ice cream. I've been out that cutting grass everything, paper cutting, grass washing, car biting, passed the offering trade, pass me, because this is if you can't to putting me money, I'm stealing selling, don't. I'm everywhere I guts to beat, because I would have been down there at the wall where they sell them. I've seen them. I don't I want to be the most expensive one half. So you didn't even got the masks. Long, excuse me, sir. I know him like skinning. I like the big dark one. Please you know? And how when? When can you attach it? Alright? Alright, that's sure that model. It doesn't fit your anatomy. I don't give it down. We have to make this transition to work your magic right now. Hold on, wait a minute, I would have got me. What are the things you do when you go online? I'd have did a group fund go fund medine. I've been busy. I'd have got me money for this thing, because what we can't do here. I'd have been taking I've been doing fun, raising car washes, bake sales. I'd have had all my cupcake ship like. Yeah, I'd have been selling pringles at my locker. Meat Chicken. I'd have been with the meat man. I'd have stolen the meat man that. I'd have been down at the barbershops selling shoes, food legged man, I'd have been cutting hair. I don't even know how to cut it. That just be standing the chick. Come on, man, because I ain't before. They said today a sleep. I don't sleep. I got to get this money. I'm on a mission. The only reason I wake up in the morning. I've been robbing drug dealers on give it up, drive it. Oh my goodness. Really, we're gonna have you. We're gonna move miss mainteen. I'm sorry, We're gonna It's just I'm sorry, miss said. This just seems so important. I understand, and I had to get on because I understand. Yeah, right here, this show man without a pull. This guy it was born with a rare condition called bladder extra fee because it's bladder to grow outside of his body. Once I watched my daddy going, I realized I ain't get one day, we'll be back. You're listening to the Steven Show. Hey, listen to everybody. Do you want more data without a huge wireless bill on a blazing fast four g l t E network, Well, with Simple Mobile you'll get more speed and more data for sixty dollars a month. Want better wireless? The answer, it's simple. It's Simple Mobile. All right. Uh. Because she didn't get to do the news at her regularly scheduled time, We're gonna bring the sand back with our national news and headlines. Sorry not sorry? Can I say just to welcome proper now please, lovely intalented. Yes, this is what I should have done. Thank you, Thank you Steve. Okay, good morning, and like I said, I do understand. Okay, this is andring with the news everybody. Good morning, ladies, good morning everybody out there. Okay, let me get to the weather. The National Weather Service has severe storms accompanied by tornadoes expected across much as the Southern States today, especially along the golf course coast rather Alabama, central northern Georgia, as far as east as the Carolina is all expecting really rainy tornado weather. Alabama's golf course said to be the greatest risk for some severe weather. Louisiana's governors put his entire state on high alert, urging folks to stay off the roads if possible. Or Tornado in the Pelican State yesterday killed one woman and her three year old order. So we're talking about very very bad weather, severe weather in the South across the South today. Meanwhile, three people are in custody in Atlanta after that fire that led to Interstate five bridge collapse last week's citing the state's Fire Marshall Office UH, the Atlanta authorities report that one man has been charged of the criminal damage to property to others was criminal Tress Bess. A mysterious fire collapsed part of five northbound Thursday evening, luckily injuring no one, but also damaging the southbound portion, forcing the closure yes of all five lanes. Direction was downhill. Do you hear me? I'm believing they locked this city up with that move right there. That's something that's what they think they get from this. I don't know. And wait a minute. This morning is a fatal accident and the car fire and I twenty in Atlanta that shut at a second major highway leading to the hard of the city. The accident has blocked all westbound lanes of I twenty at Hill Street near downtown. So they are going through their their changes down there in Atlanta, So we pray for everybody out there they're really dealing with across the South. Also, Chicago police say they've charged a fourteen year old boy in connection with the sexual assault of a young girl that would stream live last month on Facebook. Say several other rests expected. The case involves a fifteen year old girl who was reported missing after she went to the store. The next day. Her mother says she saw a video of her child being sexually assaulted by five or six young men, called the police, who found her the next morning. Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson says that more than the act was disgusting. He says, as many as forty people watched the live attack, not one person called the authority. You've seen a couple of acts in this city now in the last few months involving social media, and it just discussed me that people would look at those videos and not pick up the phone and die nine one one there's a warrant out for a second suspect actively searching for him. Okay. In a lot of notes sports and women's NC Double A action. Last night, after breaking Yukon's on eleven game winning street, Mrs Be lost to South Carolina sixty seven fifty five. On Saturday, Gonzaga beat South Carolina seventy seven to seventy three. North Carolina top Oregon. So it's gonna be Gonzaga versus the tar Heels for the men's championship tonight. And at the box office, tops was boss Baby boss Baby board in forty nine million dollars. Back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh huh huh, all right, coming up, Mrs And just mentioned it. We are going to talk basketball when we come back. Um alright in c Double A Men's Championship. It's tonight Gonzaga and North Carolina. We'll be back after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let's go right now, right now, do it? Okay? Oh, so, y'all just gonna let that little dead space lay out there like that. I was hurt. Yeah, there we go. Huh leg man, oh yeah, uh listen up, everybody, Steve Harvey Nation. You've been hearing us talk about the Sand and Soul Festival October six through the ninth at the Atlantis Paradise out in the Bahamas. Have you not? Yes, we have. Now listen to me carefully. I'm going to give you the chance to win this experience of a lifetime. I'm about to give you a chance to win a trip to the Sand and Soul Festival October six through the knife at the Atlantis Paradise out the Mohammas. I am going to give away six trips including three night hotel stay, round trip airfare for you and a friend, ground transportation, v i P tickets to the Sand and Soul parties and concerts. 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Ain't nobody being m hm. Yeah, they got a good squad. It's gonna be on improper. Oh they got they got some ballers on the team. That boy, that guard, they got that light skim boy. That boy can go. Mhm. Who did the president pick? Oh never mind, he's not into this, you know. Yeah, President Obama used to really be he was. He make his pick trunk got time for this man too much going. They're catching hell of it. The flying won't on community Wow, North Carolina, Gonzaga tonight, come on, come on. I think University of Phoenix Stadium. Yeah, Carolina Gonzaga is obviously the Cinderella team, right, No, damn it lost one game? Okay, two number one? First, Yeah, we don't give a damn by no, not nothing, but wet got time for that? Okay, what's we got that? So it's safe to say everyone on this um show, it's going for it North Carolina with Carolina, that's a say okay, awesome, man, I'm going with him too. I guess you ain't gonna even watched the game. Thanks, Shelly. Are you coming up Frank with the nephew? You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour Strawberry letters, subject his best friends are female. I'll say it again, his best friends are female? All right, But coming up right after this song, it's the nephew in the prank phone call what you got nev Hot chicks and you're gonna do that on Monday chicks or checks chicks or checks? Okay. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your Monica system. Monica. Please, this is brother de Sean. I'm calling actually I'm a member Greater Comissionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you? Actually about the offering. Now did you? I know you paid your ties Sunday? Okay, Now you pay the Love offering as well? Right? Yes, okay, now this past Sunday. Um, I'm looking at the check that you left us with the bank, right right, I sure did. I wrote a check Sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars? Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering? Right, I wrote one for two fifty for the Love offering? Okay? Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me? What I wanted to tell you is that I hate to be a bar of bad news, but you your check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And wait a minute, you said my check bound for your check bound. So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the two fifth as well as you know you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Now I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for a hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see to it that that that one bound. All I know is the one that the Love Offering has bounced. What did you put him in at the same time, because I wrote him at the same time. They all go in on Monday. Ma'm now, I didn't put them in at the same time. I've been putting them in for the last two or three years. The problem is why would people right there? Brother de seaun, I don't think it matters. And when I was there, man, the problem is that I didn't put these checks in. And I don't understand why y'all right these checks to the check knowing that they're gonna bound because a lot of people right that good? Well, not one clear? Why the other one didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them to clear. What what did you just Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for both of them to clip. And I don't understand why people might in the bank at all? My checks clear. I don't write no checks. Well you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem. How are you gonna try to give a look? Wait a minute, I think you got me confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote to you. I'm trying to be nice to you. When can we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars. So that's the bank fees, ma'am for the doll gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank. And if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write Why would you write check? What you want to sit up in the church and write these big number checks when you know you ain't got it in the bank. I said, why would you write these checks when the money ain't in Now, let me tell you one thing. I don't write no bad checks. And you got a lots calling me telling me my check bounce. Y'all. Check is the one that has bounce. And you tell you what you do since my check bounce, you paid them, since you got all the money, And don't call me with this again. Hello, don't you hang upon me no more? When when don't we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars? Some abody from the church to my eye, wrote a bad check. Check. I didn't write no bad Why are you calling me? Why the treacher don't call me at church? The tragic is best. I ain't never know the deacon called nobody about no bad check. You're fully thank you you got the money I ain't got Who is that in the background? Who is that for mine? Who it is? We're both going to the same church. And you're gonna call me to my eye wrote a bad check? You don't you call me no more? And if the check bad, you paid? Okay? Keep passed to know you're talking like this, passed to know you're calling me? Can you after that? Look? When are we gonna get this two eight dollars? Just we're looking for from You wrote a check for two fifties and not get to eighty. You you put two fifty in there, it bounced. Thirty dollars cost us on bait fees. That's to eighty. Where can the church expect their money? Never? Not no to eight? You will never get to eight. You're gonna make me come by your and my check in But I'm gonna do what You're gonna make me come by your house and get this money, bring it, bring it, bring it. What is the address on this check? Check? I got it off the checking. I bet you you'll be living back and I'm watching you. You bet not be spending no money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing until I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want to know. You don't you know where I am? And you don't call me no more with this because my check did not bounce. I don't see how one check went through and the other bound. Let me say this to you, we cannot accept you back into the House of the Lord no more until you are not don't you come in and say until we get up in the Sunday. And I'm gonna make sure I find you because you the person I want to see you. And you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor right now and asked him because I don't believe my check bounce. You feel what? Let me say this before you called pastor, I got no, I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with pastor before you call me with this information. I got one more thing I need to say. You ain't got nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with this I'm talking about I bounced the check. You should have went to pastor before you call me with I tall Pastor one I got, But I got one more thing to say before I leave, but you're listening. What are you about to say to me? What do you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check? This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prayed by your girlfriend? What did you say? Baby? This is what did you say? I'd say, this is Nephew till me, baby, brother, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you. He just left. Let me ask you one more thing, though, baby, what is the baddest radio show in the land? Harvey? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, buggle up whole long time. We got it from here. It is Strawberry and subject. His best friends are female. Dear Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend and I have been together for over a year now and we are living together. Our relationship has had some ups and downs, but through it all we seemed to rise above it. A while ago, he mentioned that he was going to visit some friends out of town. Initially, he invited me to come along. We had a few arguments about the trip, and he decided that he will visit his friends without me. Whether I liked it or not. The problem is that he has five female friends that are like family to him. He's planning to travel with one of his female friends and uh they will stay at another one of his female friends house, who happens to be his ex girlfriend from high school. The ex girlfriend has a boyfriend now and they lived together. At first, the trip was only for a couple of days. Now he's turned it into a week long adventure. When I told him that I was not happy with the situation, he told me that he is still going on his trip and I should just get over it. When I asked him if he would be okay with me leaving town with male friends to go stay at one of my ex's house, his response was no in all caps. My brain tells me I should just break up with him, but my heart tells me that our love can survive this. What should I do? I of like I will never be number one and I will always have issues with his friends. First, I say go with your brain, not your heart on this one. Um, Why would you want to continue with someone who is being so disrespectful to you and your relationship? What did he tell you? If you you know he's still going on this trip and you should just get over it. Uh. Here, here's a real question, uh for you though? What's keeping you from going on this trip? If you really want to go? I mean, I'm not saying you should go. I just want to let you know that you can go if you want to. You can definitely go if you choose to. Having said that, I mean she can't. Having said that, let me ask you another question and really think about this one. Why would you want to be in a living relationship or any relationship where you're not number one? Why? And and where you will always? These are your words? Now have issues with friends? And you mentioned in the in the subject his friends are female? So why should you even have to, you know, say your love can survive something like this? Why is this even an issue? Um? You know, I just think you deserve better than that. And doesn't your brain tell you that as well? Don't you think so? Steve? Here we go. His best friends are female? How many times we've got to talk about? Hm? It's cool. There's a man and his five best friends is girls. Wow, you you ain't got no boys? Now? Your your best dudes is girls? They're not dudes. That's that's hard to believe. Man, That is really really hard to believe, especially of the male species, because we so so yearned camaraderie with each other, because it's just some dude stuff we do, man that girls and women just ain't privy to. We just dudes. Man. We talk a certain way when we round each other, and it really ain't cool to talk like that round It just really ain't. Because we're saying some stuff, man, and we ain't got the filter own at all, And that's not the way you would talk around your girl. That's a fact that's not known or why y'all saying stuff, Because when you're around your girls, you say stuff. You say stuff you wouldn't say around dude. That's because a man, it ain't no where in the world. You're sitting up with your girls and you're gonna repeat all that conversation and some men listening. So that's the way it is. The fact that all five of his friends is girls, you know. Now, The problem is he got five female friends and they like family to him. He's planning to travel with one of his female friends and they're gonna stay at another one of the female friends house, who happened to be his ex girlfriend from high school. But their friends I keep telling you about these friends. Man, you're trying to tell me that you're a man you attracted to a girl, but y'all just friends. How long can you hold that line? Darn? How long can you stay off that line? They're going over five girls house. Ain't none of these girls attractive to him? Okay? But here's the real problem. Here's the other problem you've got. You and your boyfriend have been together for over a year now, and we're living together. You don't even know it. You, you really don't even know it. You and now what you're discovering your discovery while you live. And now your heart telling you one thing and you saying something else. Now you have told him you ain't happy with the situation, and he told me that he going on his trip and I should just get over. When I asked him if he would be okay with me leaving town with male friends to stay at one of my exes houses, his response was not. My brain tells me I should just break up him, but here's a listen to his life. But my heart tells me that your love can survive this. Now you're ready for the the answer to that your love can survive this? But you can't see you. And the motion of love is two different things. Love make you do some crazy stuff that you would not normally do. Love makes you tolerate things that you would not normally tolerate. We all know that, especially those of us that have kids. You know, good and well, if that wasn't your kids, you wouldn't even talk to the ass no more it fit them. Okay, so your love cancer this the problem is you can't. So now what you're gonna do? M Part two when we come back, But it's gonna be just like part one. Yeah, you're all right. We're in the middle of this Strawberry letter. The subject his best friends are female. Listen out after this for part two of Steve's response to today's Strawberry letter, its best friends female. I'm tempt see where it at. All right, Steve, here we go Part two of the Strawberry Letters subject today, his best friends are female. Well, you know, look, this is this is the problem for women that you're going to run up into when you when your man has female friends, it's going to create a conflict from time to time. Now I'm not saying he can't handle man, no, no female friends, but I'm just telling you it's gonna be some conflicts from time to time. Now, unless you've met these people and have formed a relationship with them yourself as a female, it's going to create a conflict because if the shoe were on the other foot, it would create a conflict for him. Yeah, he said so much. So what do we why I don't, I don't. I don't get the surprise. And look, man, y'all y'all meeting these dudes and these girls and y'all fall in love right now, y'all living together right now, y'all you don't even know each other. Man, A lot of this is happening. But this the society we live in the day. I was watching UH, the flipping through, watching UH at Hip Hop Atlanta. Man, Jesus, I mean, man, ain't nobody happy. There ain't no body happy on TV. Look, look leave it to Beaver is gone, Ozzy and Harriet is gone. Yeah that the Cosby's is gone. Everybody life drama and turmal and they focus on it. Stevie and Josh leaned and broke up. But now he's feeling that baby might be his. You know, dad, the girl pregnant, she didn't got scared now she wonna go back to my Amy kirc and had a baby on his wife. I don't think that. What boy, how stupid are you? Yeah, the scrapping breakup are we? You know everybody? And I was just sitting there, man, they was going through it. And I don't know who put the cameras and scrapping mama's because it's the dude that I can't do the close up. So I just can't take the close up for Earnest cheff hell all in the way, chess hell taco me. If anybody needs to shave his chest, it's earnest, earnest arm outside the bedspread with no cuts on it. I'm going bed, come on, and and I don't want you to. Don't don't give me one. I ain't saying nothing about scrappy mama, So don't nobody start that because they ain't what I said. I just I can't do Earnest close ups. I just can't do this clothes ups and them girls, man, when they be doing a little glam shots with the little black lipstick, all the cleavages is perfect and everything, and then when they go to the regular shot being damn it, it's the same chip that was when it was when we did that vast lean on the leans and the well lit mirrors. It's over for us to break up with this dude, and y'all gonna live your life. He y'all ain't ready for each other. Mm hmmmm. All right, we'll be back with some trending topics. Maybe we'll talk about the man without a penis again. We'll be back in thirty four after Yeah, you're listening. I had a cousin. This ain't tied to nothing, but I had a cousin. They had at least a car m hm. And you know, I don't the least they give you, like fifteen thousand miles. So it was a long time ago. Man. He came to the family union, uh, and he pulled up in a taxi and so everybody said, Earl, I thought you had got yourself a new car about six months ago. We was gonna see your new car. He said, yeah, yeah, throw it. I got it. It's it's back there. So we said where is it? So he's I'm just here for two days. So I said, so where's your car? Though? I got it parked? I said, parked where he had parked on the outskirts of town at a park and fly by the airport. M M yeah, I said, I commute and drive it over here. But you didn't call the cab. Man. I get fifteen thousand, mom, and I can't go of all the miles on this car, I said, doc, But if you went on and drove your car, wouldn't that be the same thing as probably cheaper than paying a cab. Oh see, how I just know I'm turning and in fifteen thousand miles and I'm getting cloked. I got twelve tho on it right now? I said, well, how much I much longer you got the car? I got it five more months as a dog, so you got to stay under three thousand five more? Yeah, I got too. Oh man m hm wow. Alright, uh moving along. Uh. I don't know if you guys saw this, but we'll talk about this in a minute. But um, last night there was a show on t l C. It just piqued my interest. I didn't get a chance to watch it. Unfortunately. The name of the show was Man without a Penis. So you know how they do those TLC documentaries, this was one of them. We'll talk about it right after this. Do you want to replay what I already said, So well, what such an interesting story? Really, I don't see happening a man born without a penis claims, But how did he get to show them? He slept with more than a hundred women while keeping the secret from most of them. Steve, his name is Andrew. His name is Andrew Wardle, He's from Man. They did a whole entry on him. How they don't know it? What has we got a show about it? Fall? We could not have possibly happened to me? Show could have been baby without a pen. I saw my daddy going to bare room and found out I wasn't going there with it's own and cracking. Every weeking minute of my life would have been dedicated to get me one of them. I've gotten to I got a paper route, I'm watching cars, I'm doing a big sale. I didn't dropped that stale. I don't that the South. I'm sharing cropping. I'm working so I didn't took a baby sitting babysitting with your baby strapped on my back. W I'm picking cotton income because I got to get me some money so I can buy me one of these things. Because what I'm not gonna do is be a man without a baby, without war, and I might do some years as a little boy. But I'm fenna getting me some work. I'm fen to sell drugs, drug dealers. I'm finna be stealing. I'm gonna have a booster ring going on. All my friends gonna be thieves. I'm gonna open up a grand all the theft ring. I'm gonna have a cheerless thing. Steve, All right, coming up at the top of the hour. It's Monday, so its weekend confessions causing Wait a minute, Steve, hold on one second, call the nephew at eight seven seven twenty nine, Stephen, So you can confess. But but what's wrong with you? We were talking about the forty year old man that was without a penis that WASTLC last night? Yeah it was an hour long documentary. He's forty years old. His girlfriends for Yeah, it was an hour long documentary. You couldn't make this show with me because I've been fixed this huh. You know the jobs out in head since I was seven, trying to save up the money to get me, or I'd have been down to the peace Stow looking up on the wall. I'd have picked up. I won't. I won't the glade air friend, the mad that's the one. I won't. How much is that? I know it's too big for me. I won't. I don't care it is. Give me that one. I'm down now. I don't. I would have been working my ass on since I was se and I didn't open up a chop shot. I'm selling stolen auto park. Got a landscaping company. I've been cutting grass. I'm selling liquor. Dub don't. I didn't got to some wheelchairs. I'm selling wheel chairs. Donna much. I didn't jumped on four kids I got. I got an extra supply girl scout cooking. I'm going daughter, don't want this wheelchair? Are these damn cooking? But you're gonna do something. And while I'm at your house, I got a janitorial set in toilets and everything you look outside, I'm repairing bridges. I'm down in Atlanta right now, trying to fix that. I just gotta put this money together because I got to buy Penis because I didn't set up here. This ain't working. I'm scalping tickets to all the games. I got All Star tickets, super Bowl tickets. I didn't done it at all. I'm so damn tied. I have no education. I ain't got a G. E. D. Or nothing. I just dropped out of school. I ain't studied the damn thing. I've been working since I was seven, trying to get the how I'm worried. I got exhausted last summer because I was down there share cropping, and I had a babysitter service at the same time I was share cropping. I had been strapped to my back while I was picking cotton and tobacco. One like him, he became an expert lover in other departments, it said, to cover up his lack of genitals. He knows his way around a woman's body. He knows woman I had you're gonna want to redo its own is working. And I got the Air Freshman model. I'm just over here like a can of glade. Oh man, here, man, I'm gonna get one attached dog going on. I want the wall. I want I want that one right there? S excuse me, So you want the B B model. Yes, I do model. What's afraid? Yeah, that's the Big Black. It's called the Big Black. I want the model, sir. It only comes in that shade right there. Put it on. But sir, excuse me, so you're light skinned. I don't give a damn. I want the big black model. That's what I want. Ye put it on. I got it, don't worry about it. I'm gonna put some fade cream on it. You just come on. I want yo give me a job, and I'm gonna like it a little bit. But I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn if it looks like a night stick. Yes, I don't care how I go. Sir, ready, I got me some work. Man without opinion us. How you got to be kid TLC. I'm gonna give me a job. I'm gonna do everything. You're gonna pay for the operation. With all these jobs, I got landscape comany chopping the stolen parts. I sell drugs. I'm robbing drug dealers. I'm a bounty hunt. I work with dog on the weekends, within with Dogs, the bounding hunn. Everything come up with this money. For what we're not gonna do is the show on me called Man. You can do a little boy without want, you can do baby born without but man without openis it's not gonna be the show. I'm on. See what you're doing hair. Now you're doing I'm doing how I'm everybody. I'm breaking back Jerry curls, I got the trail, would have been a Jewish source. I would have stole rings. I got at collection. I'll break into the Smithson. I got the real Lisa getting my house. Why don't you still you went to the city. Yes, I'll tell you, like now the Pope, I'll be in a hostage situation and Catholics if you want your pope back. I needed money for this operation. You give me the pope you gave me. You're on the edge. You're on the edge. I just tell you, I don't got serious about it. Now you got desperate. I got the hair at one. Something got to get on him and I needed Now can about this a two year operation? Whatever? Yeah, you want to. I'm a dental assistant to school for the train, putting her smock on in there working ther mouse. I don't know what I'm doing, implant and I'm doing everything. Surely I'm in the room. I don't know what the doctor asking for. I'm just handing him. Still, excuse me, scalpel cat, Sir, I said, Scalpel I just so that's thread they look. Man, I'm just trying to work. I got to get this. I need some money, so you can you can attach something to me paper. I have to get this paper. You don't know how desperate I am. I do everything. I'll be doing the doing the news and today details at eleven go in words and broke into shopping shot as you reporting on your hel I'm just from there, details that he left and from he's still here. I gotta get out here though, I've got that doing everything. I'll be down that painting cause at Erle Shrine with Oh my god, I bain't your whole carfer leven dollar. I'm trying to put this money to go, sir? What are you saying? This money? He got the heir one ever since I thought saw my daddy Pete when I was fo. I said, but you're not doing the show on me. You can follow me has how to raise money a penis and plant. You better watch. Oh, I'll be selling Avon dough to dough and when you open this dough, I got Curby vacuum cleaners to do your whole house. I'll go back to cleaning carf I'm telling you, man, I can turn the TV and you doing an informerciary flex or seal oxy Din. Be on that with that shiny black hell just setting. I'll be on you looking down that Steve black hands. Be down in the alligator country an alligator show. I'm in the alligator Steve, get out that cage. I ain't got fingers what I'm wearing for whooping alligator. I'm getting frightening. I'm just diving in the water and it ain't got no I'm beat neck. It ain't nobody gonna see nothing. Dick with a knife in my teeth and just killing skin them and then sell the skins. Be selling gator belts. Basic. You are crazy. Be over in the Africa taking kids food from selling. I'll be selling food back to yourself. What are you doing? I got to put this money together. I'm sorry, y'all. Ain't got to be conger here. Eat somebody flying. Oh my god, he he is? You know that swing bild and Cuba him and roll cigars. My cigars just look like joints. I don't really know how to roll. I'm just over there trying to put this money together. Come a cocaine, cowboy. I'm done. Just running drugs for the cartail, but ain't had nothing, just got key lows in my you digging tunnels the wall. I'm selling, Yeah, we can. Confessions coming up over Mexico. I already started ton I'm with y'all. I'm with y'all. Damn the wall. I with y'all, Damn the wall. I got tunnel of service, I got the bibe fingers. Are you ready for weekend Confessions and that few? No? No, no, hold on? Yeah, thank you say he's not a stand up you still? Are you not? Yeah? Right now is a bounty hunter on the weekend wife and everything. I got her hair and her vessel. I'm standing there with dog bounding her hair, his vest and her needles paint. But I got real bullets. Cut your asks. Can't get away. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for weekend Confessions. Uh eight seven seven. I do what I gotta do, what I gotta do. I got this thing. I got to man without a penis. I can't believe they made a show out of it. They can't an hour long documentary. I mean, this is real. This man is forty years old, his girlfriend is twenty four. What the documentary is about is forty years without to be kidding me because women, Yeah, I might have got to buy sixteen eighteen after late, but I'm gonna have poll this money together by it in. I'm down at p Yang's. I'm doing nail. I learned how to do with critics tips. I gotta do jails. I do all that now. I got a chaos in the middle of the mall. I'm selling chain by the inches is everywhere, trying to put this money together. I'm in the middle of the mall getting all them downs out that damn fountain, keep washing, wishing, go and wish. I'm in the getting up all the money out to found. I'm doing windows at the mall. You look out your office wind on the thirty eight floor. I'm on a scotchpaper with a bucket and just a belt running buck I'm washing windows. I don't give them hot dangerous it is. I ain't gotta reason to live. No to him where I kind of hope I do fall sitting up in here. I'm in Louis but On just stealing, and I'm I'm acting Louis Vercton Sto selling stuff in the store. I got black suit on and everything. I'm just taking people money here on your bag. Ain't putting down in the because you got to keep the purchase, y'all. I'm moving town. I work everywhere. I'm all them down New y'all. Look, and then when I get through stealing all the bags out of Louver Town, I'm outside. I got a hot dog stand. I'm selling year rolls and hot dogs, black as Stephen here, cooking rights. I'm doing it all. The next thing you look, I'm coming down Fifth Avenue on a bicycle, riding my ass off the living piece. Oh god, Steve, what did you doing? I got sick. Get this money. Make no damn show on me. Yeah without a penis Now I'm down. I'm down. I'm down at Jiffy Loup. You look up. I'm coming about the ground. I'm not only changed your all, I don't turkey all. I'm setting on. I'm down at the gas station pumping gas and holding people up at the same thing with the whole person here man, put tripping ram don't cry. Listen to me. Don't I got to get something. If you knew what I didn't have you just put your person here there any job you have not mentioned not giving me money right away. Shame. He said he was on the news, he was doing the duds. Yeah, I just said I need to come, coming up and leaving. I'll be back. You ain't gonna believe what I'm fitna do. Details at the level he doing the news on him share, he's a crown. He can committed doing his own story. He's working. This is what's gonna go down between six and ten. And then you know it's me. I ain't had ice cream since I was a baby. I just say it. All my bomb pop money, all the popsicle money, all the money I used to being across the street at the church, at the candid stow all that's been put in pens. Yeah, it's called it. It's called the PP fund. I got a head fund out of started on Wall Street. I got a headge fund. I rounded up some more people with small ones that ever went out, started the heads full of the Wall Street. I got so much money. Oh my god. It's called the PP heads Funding for penises. I got just hey, man, can I go down there with you? I have won, but I have heard about this new baby and I won't get one too. I know I'm white, but I want that all right? For Weekend Confessions, if you want to call in, it's eight seven seven. I hope you do. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, we can Confessions with the Nephew. Because what, I'm not here to help you. I just want to hear what you're going through. I'm dying it towards us just Christmas. I'm selling hot toys that towards got to get this money, That's what I say here in front of the story. I'm selling towards I just stole in toys, man. But it's comforting to know that people can get there. We've done by you. Now you're doing hair for My favorite was the informercial with the black shiny Wicks. He's standing there as Dog's wife with the week osten. Look are you crazy? Are we call us? Can't alright enough? Okay, okay, that's it. I lost your entire timeial. No, we're not a no. Don't say no, don't say we're going to break right now, we come back. Call us for Weekend Confessions with the Nephew eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, because what, nephew, I'm not here to help you. I just want to hear what you're going through. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Uh, we're still soliciting for Weekend Confessions. By the way, we're still looking for your phone calls eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Because guess what, nephew. You don't want to hear it, do you? You don't want to help him? I mean, you just want to hear it, right, I want to help you. I just want to That's what it is. You just alright, nephew. This is your segment that people are calling in. It's called Weekend Confessions. We want you to call and let us know what you did over the weekend. Tell the nephew, because nephew, because I'm not here to help you, I just want to hear what you're going going through. Let's go. Let's go to Line AID and talk to Sean out of Florida. What's up, Sean? Hi? How you doing? I'm fine? What's your confession? I made a trip out of town with my friend guy, but I'm in a relationship with my kid's father and we went to a theme part um. His kids were at the theme part where they saw I and my friends, and it was kind of odd. Because like, my friend knows where in the relationship, but he doesn't want to like start any trouble. So we ended up leaving. We weren't even there four hours. We got there at eleven thirty, and we were either about two four five. I had kids, because I knew it was gonna be messy, right to have your kids told the daddy, I called it told before they told. But this is the confession I love. It's told another tale. I told him that I went on the trip with my cousins and her kid's father, and because they saw my little son with the guys. It's crazy. I just had to call, letting know something before they got that. He told it because you got but you got your last started and you got your first. Yeah. Yeah, he's not listening. That's all right, baby, that's all right. But you you wanted to call and get it off your chest, and that's what I'm here. Fun. Okay, Yeah. How was the rest of it even once y'all got out the musement park? Well was fine. We left and we went on home. Everything is cool. That's just my friend, there's no strings attached. But I felt awkward, and then he felt operate as well. Don't nothing chance it could be happening between y'all. Okay, so you just out there hanging out of the musement park with a with a real friend. Yeah, he's my friend. I asked my kids father to go, but he didn't want to go. So she shouldn't feel guilty. Yeah, why you really your friend? He's just not for him. I mean, but you know how men are. They don't want you know, it's respect, it's out of respect. Okay, you know, so I feel like I was being a little did she spick? I'm sorry? Alright, Sean, alright, Sean, thank you, just an amusing prosct. Thank you. Let's go to line uh six and talk to Rodney of North Carolina, North Carolina. Rodney Rodney out of North Cota, Rodney Rodney, Line six. All right, Let's go to line seven and talk to Stephanie out of Illinois. Then all right, Stephanie, Hey, Hey, good morning, good morning, god morning. Oh my gosh, I can't believe I got through. Hello, Nephew, Tommy, you cruckted me up every morning. Steve Harvey, Oh my gosh. Shirley Strawberry Carlor, Yes, so girl, I slept with my neighbor's husband. Oh girl, when did it have? So? So I just moved in actually, and uh yeah, and we became great friends real quick, me and the whole family, our babysit everything. Yeah, so it was nice. Yesterday we had a lovely day in Chicago and uh yeah yeah. And then um, she gave me tables, some cheers and play to give you some tables and chails for what? Because I just moved in. She helped me out. You're helping you out, and you and you over there helping high yeah him out. Yes, I mean how many times? Yaya? It didn't it didn't happen. That was the only time. Okay, how long have you been in the house. Uh it's a month today for the first rent you all in there? Huh I look, it's just happened. Was it good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna keep this going? No, no, okay, I can't no way, y'all ain't gonna lay on them tables and chairs. She loaned you. That's what you're telling me, she said that, and give is that good? Where you're gonna let it go? I can't do that. That's not right. I didn't know she gave me the tables and chairs and stuff. After that's what it do for you to feel guilty, some tables and chail. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Oh yeah, all right, come on with those back to back jams. Let's go wait after that. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Just one more thing. That's it, alright, nephew, looks like we have a little more time for weekend confessions. Let's go to line six. We have Ray from Louisiana. He wants to get something off his chest. Ray, what's that? Nephew? Times in the Steve Harbuman and show. How y'all doing this mode? Hey? Man, man was sound? Man? Were in a k the weasel? Man? I got a confession like you, Mike, Come on, man, my confession is man, I got I kind of slept with my girl roommate this weekend over at my crib man. Long story shot, man, we were doing our little Sorry, I kept noticing flower pots moving, you know what I'm saying? On the on the patio. IU was that, like, what's there going on? I walked outside. I don't have wait NECKD time. You know, I'm doing my list back. I walked I was saying. You know what I'm saying. She chokes about the flower bus. Yeah. Last she was taking pictures and everything. Man crazy in the mug, man, why why you and the girl in there nicked? She outside moving flower pots, taking pictures of y'all. Man, this ain't the cold bos. She had a flower pot on top of her head, like getting the oh what are you telling? Baby girl? We ain't an ass? Go crazy? I'm sorry? All right, right, did we catch them? Cat? Did you catch me? This is today? Alright, let's go to line one. We can't find fine, take one more line one? Oh man, just no cusin line one, renee out of North Carolina with cones are done and I think they should be. Yeah, I do too, Okay, I bet you all? Okay, alright, great, well that's like in the movies. Yeah yeah, but it's been an interesting good day though interestingly good day. Excellent day. It wasn't great excellent day? Yeah, man, beautiful. It's Monday, baby, it's Monday. Yeah you all right? You all right? Sue? Yeah, okay, So we're gonna be like invited to the mansion to night to come and watch the game up there with you in the big huh. We haven't. We haven't as of yet. Tommy. You don't invite yourself. You know, when you don't get invite, you put it up. Have we learned anything to day? M hmm? Old you what I want to know? What did you learn to that? I learned difference between live and the cool? After all these years? Really, you've been on the year since two thousand TV every day now, You're so wonderful, Steve Harvey. Laugh you every day? Yeah, okay, you learned something new every day? All right? Ever? Thank you? Know? Everything's something you don't know. Ye. There's always someone that thinks they know everything. And then I learned to just because you don't see him don't mean they listen. It's very true. I learned that the snacks are more than just popcorn when you're watching a football game. I did learn that you need wings and things. I learned that today, Tommy. Let's give it up one more time for the girls down in South Carolina. Let's give it up for them. They won the girls in Mississippi State. There was a big girls in Mississippi State shop the world. You can't damn girls. What's college? Yeah? Gralage basketball season March Madness here we go. Championship game too night. Uh huh, let's clap it up for Shirley. Looks like she gon baby, hold on her man, thank you because my mom never thoughts so, because she said, you don't cook, you're gonna lose them. You don't cook. Hey, y'all, y'all have a great week. Here Monday, but don't you wish it were Friday. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.