Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all don't know. Y'all have a suit giving them like the million things in the cove me true good guy listening to other stole, I don't join join me. You gotta turn you're going. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn You haven't got to turn them out to turn turn the water the water go. Come come on your bad I shall will I good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show? Man. I love it when I run up into people and they say that to me. They say, hey, Steve Harvey got a radio show. Then they wink at man, I know they're listening. You know. I got a lot off my chest yesterday. I wanted to clear some things up. And I appreciate y'all giving me a minute, because sometimes you know, you just gotta say some things out loud. Not complaining, but hey, just verbalizing, but realizing that I gotta keep going anyway. And that's my words this morning to you, that I want you to keep pushing no matter what happens. I want to share something with you that's important. That's very, very important. See, you have to give God something too, bless you know, if your prayer is asking for God's blessings, you got to give him something to work with. Now, you know, you gotta show the spirit of appreciation or gratitude. You gotta let him know that you're in it for the long haul. No matter what happens. Don't turn around. You will never ever see what the end could be. If you turn around and go back, You'll never know what the end could have been had you stuck it out. You'll never know how good it could have gotten had you not just weathered the storm. That's the thing that gets most people. They get tough for them, It get hard for them, and then they let doubts set in, and then those doubts become fat and the next thing you know, they give up. Had you not given up, or had you given your best, what the results or outcome could have been. I look back on my life on so many occasions where in college I wasn't giving my best. Now I flunked out. Now it's easy to look at my life nine go yeah, but look at you now. But back then, man, it cost me for so many years that failing to finish that not giving my all. It cost me a number of years. I wish I could say that it didn't mean nothing, that it was just a blimp on the radar screen screen, but at the time it was major. And so you have a lot of decisions in your life that are happening now. You may be in your twenties, your late teens, you could be in your early thirties, and it's happening. But guess what you'll eventually get through it provided one thing you never give up. You never turn around and go back. Had I written myself off because of one failure, see, and this is where so many people go but go wrong at two. You write yourself off after you failed at something, the one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish, and you failed at it. Now you write yourself as a failure. Now you go settle on end to life and just see what See what hand you get had when I flunked out of college, had I written myself off as a failure, I wouldn't be here today. When I lost my carpet cleaning company, I would have written myself as a failure. And I wouldn't be here today when I didn't become a diamond distributed in Amway or a direct distributor in am Way, even I would have written myself as a failure and I wouldn't be here today. When I bought a distribution kit to become a distributor of the Bohemian Diet and I didn't make it, I would have written myself as a failure. When I became an Al Williams distributor and I didn't make it, I would have written myself as a failure, and I wouldn't be here today. Oh, I gotta list for you. When I got laid off it for a motor company, had I written myself as a failure, I wouldn't have made it. Do you need some more? Because I have a story filled with mishaps. I have a story filled with failures. A couple of things now, the grace of God and his mercy which is available to us all. See that's the key, y'all, Because of his mercy, because of his willingness to forgive and to even understand why we do the things we do. In all of my shortcomings, failed marriages I'm talking about, man got it all wrong. Can't blame nobody else, It's just me. Steve ain't have it together at that point in life. I could have ridden myself as a failure the first time I could. I just could have gave up on it after the second one. And please know that this is an admission. This ain't bragging. So before you start in with me, understand what I'm saying. I'm pointing out in my life a series of missteps and failures. But how I still get here today A couple of things. God's grace and mercy is first. But that's the key that's for everybody see if it's God's willingness to forgive you and God's understanding of why we do what we do because He's said we wasn't gonna be perfect. So in all of your imperfections, your creator told you you would not be perfect. He's sad it to you. It's out there. I don't care which one of the books you read, it tells you that. So guess what With that in mind, he has a grace that he has. It's like a grace period. It's like when you don't pay your insurance premium on the day that is due. The next day, they don't just cancel your insurance premium. They have a grace period because they ain't trying to stop this money from coming in. But when it comes to God, there's no money required. He just gives you the grace freely. It don't cost you nothing. See, you got to tap into that, y'all. You gotta get in touch with that, because that's an important part to making it understanding that His grace is available. So when you make a mistake, So when you fail at it, he has a loophole in the contract with him that allows you to make mistakes, that allows you to get it wrong, that allows you to fail time and time and time again. But if you never give up, if you keep getting up, if you keep trying, if you keep striving, if you keep making the effort to go forward and not go back, God has a blessing for you, and He has it in abundance for you, and God will give it to you at the right time. But you got to be ready. Oh, I want it to be successful. But if he had given it to me back then, I wouldn't have handled it correctly because I would have made some more mistakes along the way. So you make the mistakes to learn the lessons. Lord. They ain't God been good to me, I ain't gonna lie to you. Cool. You're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here. It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, US morning Time. It's a Monday morning. I got fun. I'm full of energy. I got it. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm ready to contribute. I'm thinking about being ignorant to day. I got a lot on my mind. I got a lot off my mind. I'm settled, I'm upset, I'm restless, and I'm in m in them all and and I'm calm. I'm all that. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to it. Steve Harvey, Moon and Show. Sherley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, Steve, Colin Farrell, Good Monday morning. What's up Crewe? Jathany Brown, Good morning, mister Harvey. What's going on? Nephew, Tommy, yah Ya, ain't in the billing Monday morning. I'm here. Junior's out today. He had his sickle sale of five k run on yesterday and he tried to run the five so he ain't here today. Shout out to Dallas. Yeah he can run a sprint, but five k though, took his little young ass out. Yeah. We're he ain't here though, so I'm just saying he ain't here. He might be fine, well, you know, okay, just just just so happens. That is, he didn't say he wasn't coming today. He did not say that, and so I'm just to run. See. You know, it's like, you know, I have a Steve Harvey, you know, golf tournament, but I ain't the best golfer out there. So I just played the game I can play. See. You know, So when you do the five K run, you know, out there trying to beat the African, you know, you know, sit your little half sicker hands down somewhere. Yeah, you know, y'all like that, trying to trying to be a front run all out on your toes on the first half k. Well it's four to half lord e. Now you know that got your little heart busted open. Now you know, threw yourself into I don't know what did happened to Junior? Now we'll check on him and let y'all know, we'en heard from this morning all last night, so you know, I guess it was a success, but you know, then he could be you know down we've got we're gonna call all the hospitals and see anyway, I'm gonna just gonna get I'm gonna prepare myself for that call. It's good here in Dallas. You want to hear that it's hot. We're good. Yeah, yeah, you know, too much of anything. Though, I was gonna ask you about your weekend. How was it? You're all these things as you talked about where I'm on weekend? Was gotta go backstart taping off few today so you know it's over with. Got to go to work now. Yeah, we watched Celebrity Family Few last night. Per me cheese blue cheese. Though for those people who might be just joining us, why do they call you blue cheese? Because I'd be dressing coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour. We'll do as the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right now, guys, it is time for asked the CLO with our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey, who is ready for Salim in New York. Salim writes, I am a forty nine year old married man and I've had a side chick for a few years and she lives next door. My girlfriend and my wife are close and take turns picking our children up from school. I sneak over to help my girlfriend do things around the house, and I make sure she's pleased in every way possible. The problem is her six year old son saw us kissing and then told my son that I'm kind of like his daddy now too. How should we handle this? Wait a minute, what do you mean? How should we heady? Who? Who is we? Him? And in the side chick and the next hold of dog, hold of dog? Dog. Listen to me, This ain't help problem. This your problem. See you to want this man? See this is this? You have a You have a set of circumstances that's uniquely to you. She the side chick and nowhere she the other woman. She ain't married. All this could be gravy to her. She could just be thinking, well you find to just come stay next dough now. See she don't have a problem. You have. You had a problem. But the next time you shut your eyes could be the last time you shut your eye. See this is the problem you got, partner, So John, how should we handled it? Now? For two years you've been over there kissing on this woman in the six year old and seen it that he'd told your boy, your daddy kind of like my daddy too. Now hopefully he don't go into why he thank you his daddy, And maybe it's just because y'all picking him up and you help out round the house. Maybe that's how you're gonna do it. I don't know what to tell you. What's his name? New York Selim. I don't know what to tell you. Man that damn yeah, hell no, that ain't ain't no man names Lean and hit late farty, right fellow. We're moving on to Terry and Phoenix, who says, I'm a fifty one year old single female and I'm having an affair with a married man that I met at a jazz festival in Kosamel. I have always dated and attracted married men because I offer the great sex they need without the nagging and NonStop talking and negativity. I am their peace. I want to start a counseling business to nurture married couples, mainly the wives, to help tell them how to keep their husbands from women like me. Is there any advice you can offer on how I should market my business and get it started? Really though, I ain't know Riddy to live experts. She wants to capitalize of her strength. Well, you could open up a company call old co Ho c O, Stan Dash Ho c O and you can open that up and just say it just like it is itself, explain it to her and our whole COO is a company that teaches women how to watch out for women like me and keep your man happy. And if you don't the CO stands for company company. In the first I whole the whole co company. And then if you don't listen to what you got to say that I whole co stunt and the CO stands for come c O m E. That means I, I whole company me that means here I come. And then so if you don't, you know, take your business at the house, then here I come, here, here, I whole come, I whole come. And then if you're listening to me, then it's the I whole company. But if you don't listen to me and what I'm trying to tell you about people like me, and if you don't listen to me, then here I whole come. And then and then this said self explanatory. You know, I don't know why you thank you. All that fabulous, But you know, at the end of the day, you have nothing to really tell you truth about you ain't peace. That's all it is a peace. They ain't peace. And all you get is a peace, and all you will level be as a peace. So congratulations on being a peace. But in a minute, your old ass gonna want to be something else. But ain't nobody gonna want an old ass peace? Well, here I come home, but I say it right around. I'm sorry, No, it's I whole come Oh, you said it all right. DM in Hampton, Virginia says, I'm a twenty four year old recent graduate and my boyfriend as a senior in college and just became a member of one of the biggest fraternities on campus. Before I met him in college, I was one of the sweethearts to his fraternity and I slept with two the guys that pledged him, and they have a nickname for me. I haven't seen them since I graduated, so I don't think they know my boyfriend and I are dating. Should I tell him about my nickname? She didn't put her name in there. It's bunny. I know, it's funny. What is it this nickname you got him till let's come soon as you hear the self explanatory. See, so you know, I don't know what to tell your young sister. All of our passes have a tendency to surface from time to time. If I were you, I would just stay quiet. I think when the brothers find out that he's dating you, and they find out your close brothers might just keep it to their self. They might if they cap us they not up. But what do the the Sigmas do? Jake, See, you won't be two of us. There just won't be but two of us, so spread that far. So yeah, and I know getting here well that Kappas ain't gonna keep it, and I'm just gonna go out on the limb. Just the brus accused it once. If they start drinking, they're gonna tell it too, so they're gonna see it. Yeah, you're pretty much done. Oh day. I think she should tell him about the nickname, no, because then he gonna feel some kind of way. I would say, leave it alone and let your bygones be got bygones until somebody bring it up. And then and then when they bring it up, didn't I yeh didn I deny it, deny it, all right, Uh, thank you? Coming up now this church complaints with Rebend Motown and digging depth Jam. Right after this You're listening show coming up at the top of the hour. Miss Hannah's standing by with her national news and we'll have today's entertainment news as well. But right now it is Monday, so you know what that means. It is time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam. We we go farward, we pupetitate as we come to be immolations of a great of our carrion of the situation. We pop postumously, Wait a minute, pop postumously, go gatheration over Hamilton's of Hamilton's illusions. Let us begin with complaints. Oh lord, I'm preaching to day deacon. Go ahead, all right, pastor when first of all, we are back, the church is officially reopened, and there's a lot of things happening at one time. Now, do you want to quiet a scene with the mask on at a mask out that they're asking this question because you are you were? You were? You referring to the senior choir. I haven't talked to the senior This is mostly the mass quids mostly every mask quod. Well, no, we want to take a mad hole because well we got too many voices in that mask quard. We need to hear, we need to sound mass sieves that it was a senior citizens chood. I would recommend mask from now on, all right, senior citizens mass mask and head coverage covering. Now when the senior citizens I won't mask and face shields. We got to do that. I'm trying to protect them at US. Okay, them from the COVID and US from the sound. Go ahead, and oh yeah, uh, pastor. They also asking if it's a possible that we get rid of the US your board because they was mean before U before we stopped coming to church and what since were coming back. They just want to get rid of us your board completely. No, well that's not gonna happen. You have to have an USHA board, soone too take care of the seating arrangements. So that's off the table. And I know they mean, but you know it is what it is. Well, can't you talk to him? Oh? I tried, but they cussed me last time. All right, is it possible that we can maybe send them to the U Chick fil a rands because they are very polite. They teach you politeness that chicken later. We we did that last time and need it went on there, need all the chicken sandwich all right. The fat baby weightlifting contest is coming Saturday for you. For year old l Davis is bench pressing two oh five. Now. The other mothers want him disqualify. They say that he owns some baby rods. Sou's it's yo, Kyle pass. But I know we had to leave him long because the little fat ass living a week now. You know, Look Davis, Daddy truck Davis, big ass man and his mama. Oh, Bud Davis is pretty big too, Bud Davis, Boy Davis, Truck Davis and baby named look Davis, all of big. I watched him at the last or brunch eat or a dozen eggs by herself fried to a lord. But I ain't pastor. Let's see her sister, Joyce Artiberry wants permission since we're back in church, wants permission to sell her soul food pizza after church. It has greens, fried chicken, chitlings, and government cheese on it. I told her I would get your approval on this. We that's not been a big seller. We wish it up. That's not been a big seller at all. Were very disappointed. Seals nobody wants peacha with chitlings on it, exactly, call it greens and dope. Just don't it don't work off chicken. She was doing all right with the chicken. Put the damn or chidlings on it, with the baked beans. That throwed it way off, and it just took a whole turn. It wasn't even pizza no more. All right, I rolled up and had a soul food sandwich and just quit calling it pizza. You might be on the so now call it a soul rap. Roll your pizza as a soul rap rap man. The Housewives of Galilee are casting their first season. They want enough if you can approve sister calling Sister Sherley being on this show, the Housewives of Galilee. I don't think they're gonna be willing to share enough information to make the shore exciting. You think they'll be holding back of fighting. I don't, you know. You know, you gotta look at what they do. You know, she ain't doing nothing but going down to him, get her nails and her hair done. And you know everybody gonna be real excited watching Tasha get took down. There a cheerleading practice with the white kids. That's just our lives. That's it. You don't want so boris. I mean, you know it just ain't. The sisters of Galilee ain't gonna work out there, don't cussing, ain't no drinking anymore. They don't do enough for the things. That's gonna keep it so interested. And then plus you know all of blacks are want to fight it for one of the new white kids make the team and toss You don't all right? You know that ain't fit to happen. Not tall not rolled it fifth Walt style, We roll all right, listen not I haven't met it, but I think you have. But he's he's one of our deacons virtually. Deacon Nate Robinson wants to do an expedition fight. He had to checks to raise money. Yo, Kyle, how much can we make off this fight? Deacon Ny has told me that we can probably raise about sixteen hundred dollars sixteen hundred, sixteen hundred after I think I think little Davis, the four year old might be able to kick his head. They bought the same height, so let's go on and sign him up. Nate Robinson against a four year old weightlifting champ, lit David And if Davis don't fight him, I got all of my bet sixteen hundred Bud Davis can beat his ass. You're gonna have to talk to sister Rachel nine. She made some sanitizers, he says, she made sanitizer for the church. Now she didn't mix Chloe Rocks and Jurgen's lotion together. Now everybody's skin has turned his white. And you're gonna have to talk to Hunt. Yeah, but they but they is disaffected. Though that's a fact that that way we know you to sanitize your head. If they white ass you white here, we knew what sanitash you don't. I ask your white hands. You can you can quit all this clapping in here. All right, thank you guys. Coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. In today's entertainment news, we have some really sad news. Legendary actor Clarence Williams the Third passed away from colon cancer. Uh. He was eighty one years old. You may remember him. His career began with the Mod Squad and he also appeared in Yeah, he appeared in a Purple Rain. He played a prince's daddy in Purple Rain. He was in the movie sugar Hill with Wesley Snipes. He was in Reindeer Games and yeah, yeah, great actor and our deepest condolences. Needs to see him in a movie and need to see him in a movie called fifty two pick up. Yeah, he was in that two fifty two pickup. Oh God, he's good in this movie. Man, Okay, he was good and everything he did he was so cool. Never met him, but he was a good guy. M So our condolences go out to the family of Clarence Williams the Third Uh. And as we switch gears now we do have to say congratulations going out to Prince Harry and Megan Markle. They are now a family of four. The Duke and Duchess welcome their daughter, Lilli Bit. Uh. They call her Lily Diana Mountbatten Windsor she came into the world. Yeah, Lilli Bit Lily like a little bit. But that's what it sounds like, right, It really does sound named after her grandmother, Lil Bit. And they also named her Diana after Prince Harry's mom, Princess Diana, and she came into the world on Friday. Well, did they see what color she walked or they were worried about that? Just fine? Off, don't Queen, the Queen and the royal family. Yeah, yeah, where the Duke, Duke didn't didn't didn't Oprah interview them? Yeah? What the mother and child are doing? Fine, that's some congratulations to it. Yeah, lily little bit, but they're gonna call it Lily. Yeah yeah that the duke Hey yeah he yeah, making that announcement to make everyone understanding fact, like what's going on Good Morning Morning show? He how to make the announcement they arrival of Lilliba the first is here announced, he's making her day. I heard Tommy asked, what call the baby? The baby the same color the other one archie, little baby Archie. We're just down creating quite a clamor. And then you came with the racist sums up, we do they all out just like America. That's no different. Tell us like you really feel, dude, you low down random right out of Buckingham Palace, you low down sons of briches. Riches are pants. I decided to say that talking say it over and over your lazy sons of riches here. I just wanted to say congratulations to her. I can't wait to see him in America, Marcole again. I'm gonna have to fly over to America to see them. I'm scared to leave the palace. Why why, I know what's my black? Quietly being black and hard time. I'm the Earl of Uttingham. Ladies and gentlemen, back you having me. I want to have to make that nay, I have to go. I have to get back and be black, all right, come on back in Steve time now for today's headlines, Ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp, Okay, good morning everybody. This is a trip with the news, and here we go. President Biden leaves this week on his inaugural foreign trip. He scheduled to make three stops. One in Great Britain for a Group of Seven conference and meeting with the Queen by the way, Belgium for a NATO summit, and Switzerland for EU meetings, and one with Russia's Vladimir Putin. No down, he's gonna talk about some of that hacking that's been going on. A lot of it, they say, almost all of it coming out of Russia. West Virginia's Democratic Santa Joe Mansion has announced that he will not support his party in voting for the election overhaul bill Caldy for the People Act. It would restrict partisan jerry manding, it would bring more transparency to the campaign finance system, make a voting more excuse me, more available for most people. But Mansion tells Fox News that according to him, it's two partisans. I think it's a wrong piece of legislation to bring our country together in unite our country, and I'm not supporting that because I think it would divide us further. The bill passed the House on a basically party line vote. Mansion says the Congress should concentrate instead on revamping the Landmark Voting Rights Act, which he thinks could get some bipartisan support and I guess his also. Despite that he's off Twitter and suspended from Facebook for the next two years. Looks like Donald Trump returned to the stump over the weekend. While appearing at the North Carolina GOP's annual convention in Greenville, he spat out some of the familiar themes he's always done in the past. We know the radical left will stop at nothing in their efforts to destroy the America we love. But with the help of righteous American patriots like all of you in this room, they will fail. Our movement is far from over. In fact, it is just getting started. Trump star called the last presidential election a third world election, claiming that it was the crime of the century. Last week, the former commander in chief was reporters telling his friends that he would quote be reinstated as president in August, even though that's not how our government works. In Saint Paul, Minnesota, case of mistaken identity turned a police dog on a totally innocent black man, fifty seven year old Frank Baker, while responding to a report of a possible fight, and a cop named Brett Palkovich, who was white, repeatedly kicked mister Baker, breaking seven ribs and collapsing his lungs. Palkovich has been since the six years in prison for that over the top use of force, and mister Baker, who was lucky to be alive, received a two million dollars settlement from the city and Sad News where you heard it just a few moments ago. Clarence Williams the Third died at age eighty one. He was in several movies, including he was the Undertaker from Tales from the Hood. What How Back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show? All right, come on, Steve, introduce your boy so we can look into his mind. Ladies and gentlemen. It's dark in here, and it's about to get dark. Jay Anthony Brown, it's not too dark today. Really, it's not too dark today. First of all, belated birthday to my one and only son that I know of. Happy birthday, Happy birthday from your father, your father. And Friday and Saturday, Myrtle Beach, I'll be at the Astre Theater. One show at nine o'clock, one show at eleven o'clock. That's this weekend, Myrtle Beach. Here we go. Now, congratulations to Harry and your lovely wife are having a baby. Now, I don't know, are people still reading nursery rhymes to kids? Do you think? I don't know? I don't know. I don't I think yeah. I asked a couple of people. They said they were so. But what happened with the nursery rhymes? A lot of a lot of people don't know how these nursery rhyme characters turned out. I do, I really, I know what happened to a lot of the seven, a lot of them. I know Steve a lot of them. First of all, like the seven Little People, you can't say that word anymore, so the seven little people, you can say dwarfs. Okay, with seven dwarves, five of them open up restaurant chain called five guys. The other two are being in Jerry. People don't know that. People have known. The other one is yeah, yeah, five those of you can't den backs. And when you came to see him, all right, Peter Peter pumpkin either. First of all, we know that pumpkin pie is a seasonal treat. So he got a job making Paddy pies. He's doing very well. He's doing very well. He got a job. Yeah, yeah, he been campat about the old lady who lived in a shoe, had so many kids, she didn't know what to do. Well, Rebox kicked in, Puma kicked in, and Nike kicked in, and she was able to file for Section eight. Now she in a dollar seventy six for Rench. She's she's doing all right. All right, the three pigs. The three pigs, I don't know, you know what happened to them. I'm tell you what happened to him. Well, the wolf got arrested and the other two filed for PPP. And they rebuild. They're doing all right, So they rebuild their place. Now Pinocchio ary strange? What people was Pinocchio the liar? Well, when he lied his nose wasn't the only thing to brow. So he's doing Parno right now. He's doing a Pernold movie is called The movie is called Not on Wood. I mean, you gotta seek. I don't know if I have time enough to Jack and Jill, but I come back next time and Jay by Jack and Jill's there you go. That's what I got, alright, I love are you coming up? Thank you? Jay coming up with thirty four minutes after the hour? Uh did forty five have his pants on backwards? We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show. So here's a question. I don't know if you guys saw this, but did forty five, number forty five former President Trump? Did he put his pants on backwards? What's going on with him? Girl. Well, he's going around the country talking about the big lie. Get your pants on right this, y'all? Lead? Yeah, yeah, what pants on? Right? Put them on there? Right? Jay? There were no there were There was no zipper, no pockets, all right, quest anybody didn't know zippers? I know zippers. I used to be a tailor, and I did not see a zipper in the pants. I don't know. Maybe I don't know why he looked no, send me to picture. Yeah, okay, this, Oh god, that's the question. Did he have his pants on backwards? Because on Saturday night, Trump was in North Carolina. He addressed some Republicans and his supporters. Of course, he gave the same old speech, you know, bashing President Biden, the radical left, and yes he's still mad about being a loser. All right, so yeah. In the twenty twenty presidential election, however, when Trump moved away from the podium after his speech, his pants were so wrinkled that it appeared that the front of his pants didn't have a zipper. Yeah, that's a scene going up. That's no, that's not a zimple. Sent me the picture, said, let me see. Yeah, I want to hear what you have to say. About this, Steve, this is crazy. That's a scene that ain't No, it's not a fashion statement. Okay, let me ask all of y'all a question. When your leader has his pants on backwards, does that help or hurt the movement? I mean I'm just asking. No, he could do anything, right, that's right. Yeah, oh anything that's shame. You're not gonna leave me and you can't get dripped and you can't. But just show he's a back he's a backwards asked. It just shows Yeah, yeah, America, great again if you got something's really wrong because your pants to equal that hard right there, that's what you would have had to have. Just come out the toilet standing on little damn. That's what they say. They walled backwards. That's where his butter is supposed to be right there. So social media, huh, we were gonna say, no, it's gonna say. Social media released a bunch of memes. You know, they started trending. They're calling Trump criss Cross. Remember criss Cross. Back in the day, they used to wear all their clothes backwards, and but they did it on purpose though, and it was a fashion statement when criss Cross did it, and they were kids yeah, and they were little kids. Yeah, how do you put your telling you? How do you tell your boss he's got his pants on bad? Yes? So, Steve, I have to ask you, what are some circumstances that you would put your pants on backwards? I mean, seriously, if I was at a woman's house, I ain't handled bliss and being over there her husband came home, I was trying to get out the window, I'd had to put him on backwards. Uh Okay. If if I want to try to get out of the dodging the draft, I'd go down there with my pants on backwards. Yeah. Well, sometimes when you go to the restroom, you have to take your pants completely off. Different. The only other way is like, if you old like him, you know, he probably blocks itself a lot, and he just blotted himself and decided to just put him on backwards because that was the only place where it wasn't blotted. Oh it's getting it's getting worse. I'm just saying, you know, for him, you know, being as old as he is, you know, maybe they're the pen. Maybe had the pen could have had leaking, and then you got you got you gotta turn the pants had flip it around backwards man, and why you wear it all? You know, maybe I haven't tried it, but maybe it's more comfortable when you drive it. Oh, okay, can you'd be sitting on the zipper all right? Coming up next the nephew with today's sitting on you see what I'm saying. You're listening to show coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject get a load of this, choosing between two toothless men. No explanation needed. We'll get into that a little later, but right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Nep comb and brush? Comb and brush? Yeah? Come on, kay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister. Yeah, listen, hey, listen. My name La Sean. Uh. Did you have an uncle had passed away named? Yeah? All right here your uncle? Right? Yeah, that's my uncle. We were at him about three and a half months ago. Right. What reason why I was calling was I'm the person that actually cut your uncle hal when he passed away. Okay, so the reason why I was calling is, uh, the situation is when I cut his hair and I know you don't know the history about me, but my daddy and my granddaddy was was bab us. We all bab us. Okay, get you come on, bro, get down because the bob because you try my my uncle man and I'm trying to see what's going on forever, okay, And I'm sorry to call you like this is but what I'm telling you is that my granddad and my daddy they dad passed down a brush and a cone to me. Okay, that is like a tenimental value. Okay. For the for the last two to three months, I ain't been able to find the comb and the brush that I used what I had cut here now okay, So okay, And what I was trying to call and tell you was it that I can't find it. And I'm almost certain what I'm trying to tell you what I'm gonna kid, how many kids tool? So so what can I do to help you find? Comen? Brother father? That's what I'm saying. When I did miss have and edged it up at the funeral home, that's the last time I remember having it, dude, three months right right, it is about three months ago. What I'm trying to say is I left the comban brush, and you know what, went to the funeral home and did his hair, Okay, And I talked to the funeral home and they told me that, you know, if I'm trying to find the comba bro, I gotta get permission. What cold is the coma brush? What's the color of the comba black? That both of them black, the comban black and hard. You got all kind of combs that black and gold man. No, no, See what I'm saying is the coman brush is black, and I know I lost it, but I'm almost certain about where it is, Okay. So if you're sayin about where it is, why you call it? That's the reason why I'm calling you, because I'm almost certainly out leptic with him. You're listening with my ben. So I called funeral. They told me I need to call you in order to get permission to get it. Oh cause you call funeral get permission from me that you can go get the coman brush from HFT the funeral When you can go down, then say God, no, no, no, I see the comban brush ain't with the funeral. The comban brush is in there with your uncle. The comb in brush is in the can you don't know about I mean, I have a stage. You got to say that again. What what I'm trying to say to you is that the combe in brush is in I'm trying to say to just say what I'm saying it Man, the car brushes in the casket with your uncle. Since then lad is six feet let's see. See. What I'm trying to say is that the combing brother is sentimental value to me, bro it couldn't have been too value. But if you lost it, what now what it was got value? You know my work? So I just really got caught up in my work. If you talk about Teller left it with my uncle that did three months ago? Man, what color is you talking about? On brod All. I'm trying to do what you would see if if you don't mind approven for them to brain the body up so I can get the comb and brush. You know what's see the body for comba. But but see, but what I'm trying to explain it this sentimental value. I'm trying to get you out of the brain the body up so I can get my comb and brush out. Ever, because like I say, my dad and my granddadd was boomed this whole thing is sentimentally. You talking about my dead uncle man, and you're talking about bringing him up out of the ground for comb Man, I just got to start crying around here, and and I understand what y'all going through as as a family and stuff. She Now I'm trying to get my comban, and how are you trying to go about doing this all? Throw it off on boy, because ain't nobody digging up nobody to bring back? No, no brush man. Then you got me tissed off now, mane because you're calling me talking stupid Mane you talk, I put up my mom hunter Man, that's man, that's start. Give me a look, man, I ain't trying to start. No, you're talking like coman brush Man. I don't right, but I understand all that. But this is a sentimental value man in the middle of me. Man, just something that my people listen sentimental to me. Okay, go to my favorite uncle man. Okay, you talk about footing up this body. Man, I got fall. But hey, man, I'm I don't want to give because Michael Man that long man. You shouldn't know how you got for you Mane. If we don't get out like this here, Man, I ain't ever seeing and argue with you. Look, I got some tea, I got some people. I mean when you staying, let me say this. I got some people that's here with me right now. You know some of my friends. And we got some shovels. So I can actually go over and and go on and get the caller. Nah, And in the morning, ain't nobody gonna even know you ain't gona gonna get now with the hard boy, say what you don't get? You gonna dig? Are going to get a comb? And I have him silver too. You're talking about going to simmer test, try to dig an ay man, I'm gonna calling on to tell you this. Like here, andy man, I'm trying to get my comb and brush back. I ain't trying to have no problems with you, So I want my comb and plush as you think you're talking to them. Man, go wrong, groom, go wrong, green bol warm there safe cold, They got him, Marcus, I ain't know. Ain't nobody this ben't even about your uncle. This lord in that this you got lord to be howling in me? Had anybody howling at you? Man, I'm telling you I got a call in bush and your uncle kack it and I want my pusch what you did want that you might w dig too? Say what the bush and your right over here and there Brown told you you're trying to do. You're trying to dig a grateful man? Do you know this thing I've been trying to get these really stop crying? Ma may I did with his body. I didn't, quick, baby boy, I understand what you're gonna do. I do if I told you, I want to cry his head and I want you like a cup digging on somebody about it? Man over calling or bush? I got it. I just tried to call you like a man because I want to get the commen brush. And I didn't want to go without get your permission now, but I gotta go without getting your permission. We are always read. You don't know the crude would read here just card would read and sent them miss the man just crude with me. You'll you'll come. I want to say something else to you. You won't say you Are you listening, dude, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You just not pranked by your boss? Right hello? Pranked by your boys? A brush of the curs. Who I think I needed that cry. Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show in the land? You know, like I've noticed Harby Morning? Did I get your man? Oh man? Getting me? Ain't the word? Man? Oh cry? Woman? You don't know me? Oh my God? Bring that man's hearty oh Man? That right there is classic God for sure. Brush. Uh all right, well, I can tell you when I'm man, I'll tell you what catch me? Just Friday night? How about that Friday Night on the whole Network Ready to love the nephew hosting You don't want to mention baby Friday Night. That's nine o'clock easton eighth Central only on own. I am your Friday Night guy. Tune in with me. Catch up if you ain't caught up. If you're caught up, get ready for us some mold juice stuff. Yeah. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subjects choosing between two toothless men. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and off. You need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com. And click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're going to read this one right here, right now for you Jay, And you never know this letter could be yours. Buggle up, hold on tight, We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Thinking a few subjects, choosing between two two toothless men. Dear Steven Shirley. I'm a forty eight year old single, educated and professional woman that has never been married. I have dated three guys in the last eight years and decided to give it a rest until recently when I met a very nice man that works with my aunt. We talked a few weeks over the phone before we met. Then he called me one day and said he'd been in a bad car accident and his face hit his steering wheel, so he had to have emergency oral surgery and all he could think about was mean. I rushed over to see him, and when I got there, he greeted me with a big, toothless grin. His two top front teeth and three teeth on the bottom were missing. He is already not that handsome, but I was willing to overlook that because we had a great vibe and a lot in common. We went out a few more times and I was so embarrassed by him. Then he said it would be close to a year before he could get two thin plants because there was a glitch with his insurance. I was honest with him and said, it's a big turn off to kiss a man without teeth. I broke it off with him, and he still calls to say he misses me. I miss him too, but he still does not have his new teeth. So I met another great guy, and he is slightly older than me. On our first date, he took his false teeth or partials out of his mouth and put him in a napkin. He says it rubs his gums, so he only puts it on special occasions, puts them in on special occasions. I believe that I found yet another man without teeth. The problem is I really like him too. It seems like God wants me to be with a toothless man. So should I choose a guy that might get new teeth one day or keep dating a man that takes his teeth out whenever he wants? Please help? Okay, first of all, why you bring God into this? God wants me to be with a toothless man. You are forty eight years old, you're single, educated and professional. Nowhere in that description does it say you are desperate, and that's what you would have to be. You would have to be desperate to continue dating these two guys. This would be what we call settling. Okay, and you don't have to settle. You do not have to do that. Neither of these guys should even be trying to date right now until they get their grills fixed. If his teeth are rubbing against his gums, he probably needs to go back and get them shaved down or something. Trust me, they would not date you if you didn't have teeth in your mouth. Okay, if some of your teeth were missing, they wouldn't even look at you. Come on, these snaggletooth guys are not your only hope and they're not the last man on earth. So just keep doing you. And that just means please do not settle. You can do better and expand your horizons a little bit. Go on dating sites. Ask your friends. I know it's been a while, but you gotta get more into it. Ask your friends to hook you up, friends of friends to hook you up. Let people know you're interested and you're single and ready to mingle, or it's Tommy would say, ready to love? Okay, Steve, Yeah, thanks, Shelly, great answer. Mine ain't got a damn thing to do with nothing, Sherley said, I've benna tell you what truth is in this letter right here? Oh yeah, all these feelings in all this here, Let's just read this damned letter the way it's supposed to be read and diagnosed. Shelley's actually trying to help you. I ain't. Yes, let's be clear, No I'm not. I've been to tell some people about their selves. You forty eight old years old, single educated professional woman? Nae so educated? Though na so much? You might be book smart, but who you falling for? The okay doke? I have dated three guys in the last eight years and decided to give it a rest, and to recently when I met a very nice man listen to this, that works with my aunt right there. Where have you ever met anybody that was attractive that was friends with your damn aunt? My aunt's friends as ugly asked people, and my damn at us ain't got a cute friend. Hell, she ain't cute now it's no way you can possibly expect to meet an attractive man that worked with your damn on bag right there. Nobody has ever met an attractive person through the damn on. We talked a few times over the phone before we met, you know why, because he already and new I can't let you see me live. We gonna keep this over the phone till I get you hooked. Then he called me one day and said he'd been in the bad Cocks and did and his face hit the standwheel, so he didn't have emergency all surgery, and all he could think about was me. I rushed over to see him. What why he just had jet head a day? I'm accident? Oh how convenient this is? This raggedy mouth, asked man been looking like this for years. That's why he kept you on that phone for two weeks. Y'all ain't mentioned the damn accident, all right? I didn't tell you nothing about his mouth feither I got more when I come back. All right. We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject of today's Strawberry letter, choosing between two toothless men. We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject choosing between two toothless men. Forty eight year old lady single say she educated in profession, might be educated book wise, but very easily can be. Ok, Dope, here comes the oki. Dope met a very nice man that worked for my unt once again. Who has you your ever bought over to your damn house that was attractive? Ever ever in the history of our families, name your aunt that has dated, married, or been friends with an attractive man? Uncle, herman, uncle clans, uncle, heath, throw unclesto. I'm just going down the names on how old is I'm just going down the names. It is him attractive? No, all right. We talked a few weeks over the phone before we met. Got to get you over the phone. Can't just let you eat me right off. Then he called me one day and said he'd been in a bad coccidens see this. He'd have told this before, he'd have set this up before, because I you liking me over this phone. Now we fit to meet. Hey, I just been in a bad co accident. His face hit the staring wheel where his air bag at most cause over the last twenty years that had air bags where his air bags at. How his mouth hidden staring will tear out his whole damn mouth. Lady laid in. He had to have emergency or surgery, and all he could think about was me. I rushed over to see him, or when I got there, he greeted me with a big, toothless grin. You ain't see no blood on the digit. He didn't have gall stuck up in that diddy, Naw, just a toothless grin smiling. Did his gums look like they had just been injured, Naw, they were smooth and wet because they've been there for a while. His two front teeth and three of his bottom teeth was missing. And he is already not that handsome good lordom body. Now we got an ugly ass man with a ragged ass mouth. I've eat damn you. Your educated ass is falling for the oak door. And you know what makes him money attractive because it ain't got no damn teeth talking about a damn cocks. And then his mouth has been like that for a while. Y'all ain't saying nothing to you. She probably don't even know you're talking to the man. She'd have told you. And he's already not that handsome. Now he ugly. Now he ain't got a nice smile. He ugly. Then when he talked, it's worse when he smiled his word. When he eats, just spitting food all over the table. It's hard to keep food in your mouth. You ain't got teeth. I gotta talked to people ain't got teeth before I get it. I'll walk away from him because you're not gonna be spitting on me. The whole dog on town. He keep food and marsh you in your mouth, along with your lips. When you just got your lips, A lot of stuff get out. Then you got to say words like tonight. How you say tonight without no damn teeth? Tonight? Now here comes some more damn spit. I was willing to overlook that because we had a great vibe and a lot in common that was in conversation. Girl. We went out a few more times, and I was so embarrassed by him. Then he said that he go to other part. It'd be close to a year before he could get his tooth and playing because there was a glitch in his insuing, a glitch in the issuing a year, he end up sitting on the ragged ass mouth for a year. I sail my car, I sail my house, I sail my damn clothes. I'm gonna get me some damn teeth. What I'm not fitting to do is be walking around. And you already said the man ugly, and now he got a ragged ass mouth, and he went in to wait a year. Man, I'm taking out a loan. I'm going down the ever smile or or ditcher bright or smile brighter, happy teeth, a doctor heavenly smile. Now I'm going to corrective denches. I'm going down to the VA office. Somebody gonna give me some damn teeth. I'm gonna go down there to the morgue. I'm gonna go somewhere somebody got some teeth. Day and not for no year, not for no year. I can't be no year without no damn play. I was honest with him, and then I told him that it's it's a turn off to kiss a man without teeth. No hell no, because it's all up in there and now your tongue just loose it's just loose. You have to roof, you have to bottom. You a tongue. Yea, it's just just like sticking your tongue in a log. That ain't a kiss. You're kissing a log, just a big hollow ass long Yeah. Now I broke it off with him, and he still calls to say he misses me. I miss him too, but he still don't have his teeth. So I met another guy and he's slightly older than me. Oh lord, you already for the slightly older me old as head. On our first date, he took his false teeth or partials out of his mouth, put it in napkin. He said, he rubbed his guns, and he only puts it in on special occasion. So now right here, you ain't a special occasion. Now you got another poeass man that bought the wrong damn teeth. He might get some new teeth in a year and then he can't just take your teeth. Man, get out of here, all right, thank you, we get it. Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey Femine Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right, guys. The big fight was last night between Floyd Mayweather, who's forty four. I gotta put that in there, Steve, and then youngster Logan Paul, who's twenty six. Wow. I thought it would go a little different maybe maybe, Well, no, no, the dude is much bigger than Floyd. See, when you get into the weight classes like that, your power was different from that. And that big dude was was tying him up and moving him around, putting that weight on him. That's why you fight weight classes. Floyda ain't gonna be knocked this dude. How Floyd was never a really big knockout punch in no way, you know. But all that trash talks. But yeah, but see that's for selling tickets, Florida genius. Now, Floyd thanked everybody. He was real nice at the press. Come you thanked everybody, But that fight, man, it's an exhibition. Eight rounds, you know, and this ain't for no title, you know, you don't get no scores, you know, just an exhibition. It's really just a money making thing. And I ain't mad at Floyd on logan Paul because you know, to talk about the money made. I see that fight right, there wasn't really no moments in it, and you know, had one little clip in calling with left hooking. There really wasn't nothing to write home about. You know, they called it legalized robbery because they said fans shelled out hundreds of millions of dollars. Well, two things the same Sunday night last Well, you got this huge social media star and then you got the greatest box of pound for pounds in the history of fighting. So now you got it. And then that the snatching, the hat and the trash talking. They sold it, man, because they get a piece of that box office. And you know, man, they made some money. There's a lot of conflict about how much was made, but whatever was made, there's nobody living that I won't fight for a hunted meal. I don't give a damn Tysian Fury Wilder when you fight Josh Floyd, come right up in there with Floyd. Man. The pre fight be held this ste think he can do all that. Not really, but if I get a percentage of the gate. But folks were mad too that if the fight wasn't working at Oh, they're gonna have to patient people something now, Well, show time getting cussed out. You know it was all right now the Ocho Sinko fight. Ocho don't need to do that no more because he's a football player. He fought a real fighter and got his ass knocked down. But Ocho got big hard man. Ocho got up. But these cats need to start to him. Nate Robert said, you ain't never fought before. Don't fight nobody that had didn't fault because when you get hit in the face, you ain't gonna understand. You need a trainer. To come on, Trey, you need another something trapping pole. All right, we gotta go. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. So school is about to end. We all know that, all of us who have kids or kids in school or whatever and all. Yeah, oh, some people are out. Yeah, so school is end. School is about to end for a lot more and all you want to do is party all summer. Okay, but this year parents are telling kids, no partying, get a job. All right, you've been partying all year? Yeah, they are so so, guys. I wanted to ask you what was your first summer job? Reminisce about you know, tell us about your first summer job. I was outside, I was cutting yards all through the neighborhood. Were gas camp, two buddies and were cutting yard. Was making money? Were you? Yeah? Started probably ten eleven. Oh wow, you were really young and that was your first job in business? Sounds like first job. And we were split the monthy three different ways. You know what. They used to actually have an edger before. You know, that used to be a piece of equipment. I don't take the weedy to turn the sideways and that's how the head. But I was cutting my boy with his I'm like, he over there sweeping. He really need splitting this wrong way. We're splitting this. He got too much. But you couldn't go back whatever you agreed about. That's what I'm doing that. Yeah, all right, Jack, your first job summer, Oh my very first real good job was that? What? I don't know they even have this restaurant. It was called the Pondo Rosa Steakhouse, West Colombia. It was in West Colombia. I lived in Columbia, which meant you had to catch the bus to go across the bridge. The last bus would leave at ten o'clock. I got out for ten thirty. And you had to dress like a cowboy, like a real cow boy, all about the roof. Hey, hey, you had to wear the cowboy shirt with the scarf around the neck, but the cowboy had you didn't have to wear boots. But if you had boots, hit, but you had to wear jeans. Now that meant I had to walk across the bridge dressed like a cowboy to catch the last bus, to catch the last bus. When I tell you, I heard the inwards so much what I say. Not only did they say it, sometimes they wouldn't even go all the way to the end of the bridge. They turned around and come back and call me the inward, the inward cowboy. What I remember mostly traumatizing. I'm sure, Jake, Jake, you and your little cowboy, I have a little dumb ass. I was too dumb. I was too dumb to change clothes. I kept on rod. All right, Steve, you've had so many jobs. Well I ain't very top that one. Right there was your first summer job, well, I mean my first job, my very first job was I created myself. I was an entrepreneur. I bought a red flywagon with the gates on it, with the red with the red sides on it. And I didn't allow my friends. Yeah you know, wasn't no riding in my wagon pulling up down the street. Know that what you couldn't do that this will work wagon. I woke up in the morning and left my house about nine, probably eight nine the office at eight. I left left that house about eight nine thirty, dragged my wagon looking for pop bottles and I put a pop bottle in my wagon because you could turn in pop bottles for two cents. And my goal was to find fifty pop bottles before I went home for lunch, and that was a dollar. And then when I got through, I get back out there with my wagon. I play a little bit, but I dragged my wagon and I try to make another dollar after lunch. And then that was my day. I make two dollars a day, and I was hustling work wagon. All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this, You're Dave Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, listen to this Russian tennis player Yanna sits Akova was arrested and charged with sports bribery in alleged match fixing scheme at the twenty twenty French Open. She was competing at the twenty twenty one French Open when she was arrested in Paris. Yanna sits Acova was ranked seven hundred and fifty six in the world. That's why you pay for that thing. Well, she must have been it. She was gonna lose, right, But the sports tennis come about PHO ninety my damn self. Oh yeah, okay, there you go. But they're so worried about, you know, Naomi Osaka doing press interviews. But here's this Russian tennis player arrested for cheating. Okay, and keep the same energy, that's keep all that out there, the same. And this is the first we're hearing about this, This is the first. Yeah. But maybe because she's seven hundred and fifty six two, I'll pay to move up. I ain't gonna hold on, hold on, hold on seven fifty six. Yes, Oh, I thought you're saying. Yes. So let's be fair, press weird about the wrong. Venusham never was involved in none of that type stuff. Hello, yes, I had that been them. Oh oh oh, all right, more of the Steve Harvey's Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this You're listening Morning show. In today's entertainment news, we have some really sad news. Legendary actor Clarence Williams the Third passed away from colon cancer. Uh. He was eighty one years old. You may remember him. His career began with the Mod Squad and he also appeared in Yeah. He appeared in a Purple Rain. He played a prince's daddy in Purple Rain. He was in the movie sugar Hill with Wesley Snipes. He was in Reindeer Games and Good Yeah. Yeah, great actor, and our deepest condolences. Needs to see him in a movie. You need to see him in a movie called fifty two pick Up. Yeah, he was in that two fifty two pickup. He's good in this movie. Man, he was good, and everything he did he was. Yeah. So our condolences go out to the family of Clarence Williams the Third. Uh. And as we switch gears now we do have to say congratulations going out to Prince Harry and Megan Markle. They are now a family of four. The Duke and Duchess welcome their daughter lilibit Uh. They call her Lily Diana Mountbaden Windsor. She came into the world, Yeah, a little bit Lily, like a little bit, like a little that's what it sounds like, right, it really does. Sounds named after her grandmother, little bit, little bit. And they also named her Diana, after Prince Harry's mom, Princess Diana. And she came into the world on Friday. Well did they see what color she walked? And they were worried about that. She's fine off, don't queen. Yeah, but mother and child are doing fun. Yeah that dad, hey yeah, Hei Yeah. Making that announcement to make everyone understand that fact, like what's going on good morning Morning show? He to make the announcement. Day arrive on little bit the first his hair. Now she's making her debut. I heard tom Me ask what calor is the baby? The baby is the same color one, archie, little baby Archie. We're down creating quite a clamor. And you ok with the racist sums up? We do they all out just like America. That's no death run tell us how you really feel to you low down random right out of Buckingham Palace. You low down sons of breaches, riches our pants coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, it will be our last break of the day. It is the last break of the day. Well, also have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey are Fearless Leader at forty nine minutes after Yeah, yea, right after this. You're listening. All right, guys, here we are last break of the day on this Monday. Jay. Do you have a y'all a hordi of question, usually have a pretty good wardi of questions. Oh, yeah, I did have one, but action see I did have one for you, Ben. You know it was gonna be in this, Yeah, it was gonna be this. You let your best friends grandparents stay at your house because they can't find a hotel. But your your best friend's grandparents sex is so loud derby, I mean they are getting it in in that room. They are doing it. They're knocking on wall. Lord Jesus, oh father God, oh you know dead. I don't know what he's doing or she is doing to him. The next morning at breakfast, do you say anything or do you not say anything. That's what I want, I asked had I asked the man for his car keys, and I go outside and start warming up. They ride. Oh that's it because right after breakfast, y'all got to get the hell out of here, and y'all gonna take y'all as somebody because I'm not doing ask for y'all. Do you look him in the eyes? Do you? I looked at him, But but when I'm looking at him dead in the I j I had my head tilted. You don't. You don't ask them. You don't ask questions like what the hell? You don't ask No. I just make little little remarks like like this hill say man, yeah, now are you are you jealous? No? No, no, Now, you're just not gonna be up in my house with this here, because I don't need y'all, not my grandparents, and I don't really care for y'all life. I really don't. You got brutally honest. Yeah. And then your man go in the room, Steve, you go in the room and there's jelly and jail, you know, ropes and stuff. And I called my best friend and tell him come over here. I got somebody for you to see. Now, clean this room up and get your Nashta's grandparents out of mind. Get them on bank bank bank. Yeah that's all, But else you got shut Okay. Thanks. You know um Bobo who works with us out of las It was his birthday over the weekend. I just wanted to say happy belated birthday to Bobo College Bobo. Bobo's in his mid to late thirties. Yeah, I think he's thirty six or seven. Yeah, probably probably time time change that nickname. What Bobo? He can't be Bobo at fort I can just tell you that right now. Why not? I like Bobo, you know, I like Bobo, but you can get grown ass man. You got kids, yes he does. They got a family and got driver's license. It's time to that goal with the one that's on the driver's liceesse. But who said? I mean, where did that rule come from? That rule rule? I just came up with it. Yeah, just now, right after you said Bobo, wouldn't ye time to give it up? Time? No disrespect, no disrespect. I'm not trying to hate anything like that, but I think it's just me baby face needs to change his name. He doesn't start. He's starting not to have the face of a baby. I mean it was a baby. Yeah, it really looked like baby face. That would that be? Can Sometimes you got to go, you know he does. He could be man face man face, you know, but if we keep getting old, it's gonna be Benjamin Butts Face. What a great movie. Yeah, the nicknames go win good movies. Lately, Steve, you know you've been catching up lately watching TV. Yeah, got me on one, he got me on Startup. I told you all about start Up. Now. I tell you the best movie I saw was A Black Messiah. Oh yes, oh yeah, you love that movie right there with Fred Hampton Boyd. Let me tell you something, Yeah, I tell you I like Michael B. Jordan's movie too. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I watch really good. That's good. I watched it, of course. You no, I ain't, No, really it ain't. It ain't really about that, but you know I'm yeah, yeah, is that again? I'm pulling for his ass. I wanted you definitely wanted him to win. Huh. Yes, A wonderful actor. Wonderful actor. I saw a White Blaze two White Place too. I said, no, Jay, that's scary, right, Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, No, no, no, it was. I don't. I don't watch I don't. I was the only movie you know, and and not him? No wish I would. Yeah. Never, I'm not spending my money go somebody to watch a horror movie. There's no way. I used to all the time, but I can't do it now. I love make me nervous. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen it? It corrupted me. He changed my life, that's real. Do tell us what happened when you and your boys went Hey, man, we were sixteen years old. My boy butcher ball his daddy's cart. I knew it was gonna be a bad night because we bagging out driveway. He told a rear mirror off the car up just the chimney, which wasn't a good as driving. Noway, we get up to the theater, man, so we're sitting to see the part. Man. I went to the bathroom. I came back to the bathroom. Man, we was all sitting right next to each other. I'm telling you, man, dog that was in sixteen year old black dudes and his real concerned because Satan came in that room. When he when Satan threw up on that damn preacher, I said, dismove it and went two damn five, took that cross and spit on that cross. I said nothing. This heathful right here the guy for all Steve every contests. 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