Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down, giving the mos like theming buck bus things and it's cubs true good at Steve Hardy, Yeah, listen to mother for sto bar quick, Honey, don't you join? Yeah? Yeah, Hello, Hobby joining me? Honey said you got to turn to go? Yeah, you ll you gotta turn won't the turn at the time? Lovey got to turn out to turn? Wan of yall, comey, come on your things at uh huh, I shall will Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig you that wanting only Steve Harvey Man got the radio show? Wow man? How good has God been to me? You know? Today? Let me get right to it because I'm kind of feeling this today, and I'm pretty sure that's just quite a few of you who go through the same things today. Today was just a little tough morning for me because I didn't want to leave home yesterday. You don't want to stay home a little. I've just gotten home, you know, I gotta go again. And sometimes, you know, just the weight of all that you have to do just gets on you sometimes and sometimes you don't feel like doing it today. Huh. You know, I'm just talking to those who feel this way every now and then, and I'm assuming that would be everybody, because I don't know nobody who can just plow through this thing without having those days. Well, what do you do when it gets hard to stay up? What do you do when it gets hard to be positive? What do you do when it seems like things aren't happening for you fast enough or in the time frame that you thought it was going. What do you do? And the reason that I guess I chose to speak about this this morning is because I'm having one of those days. Because I had one of those days yesterday. It's just a tough day. I really can't explain. It's nothing really in particular bad happened. It's just I think, Uh, the weight of of all that's going on, Uh, started to feel heavy to me. Um, not being able to sit down with my wife and talk some of these things through so she could help me out. That kind of got to me yesterday because she had to go take care of some business. I had to go take care of some business. But she got in it was late, you know, I got in. It was late, you know, and so I guess so so it it sort of pushed me into this thing. Now, I didn't hand nobody talk to about it. And so what do you do when you when when you have days like that, when it's hard to be positive, when it's hard to stay up. Okay, here's what I had to start doing this morning, and I haven't completed it. Um, can I just be real with you, I haven't completed it. Excuse me, but I am processing it out because I know what to do, because I've been here hundreds of times before. See. That's that's the cool thing about getting older. That's the cool thing about life, is that you gain experiences along the way. You know, been there, done that. I didn't have that pain before. I know what to do. You know, if I sprained my finger, I know what to do now. You know the first sprain I had a Lord, I thought it was broke. I thought I'd gonna be handacapped. I didn't know how I'm gonna fix it or Lord what Now I can't write no more? Now, maybe I don't have to go to school. I was working all kinds of stuff I when I first sprained my finger. But now if I sprained my finger. I know what to do. So since I've been in this position, in this hole so many times before and God has always gotten me through it, I decided I've got to start the process today. I want to here are some things. Uh now, I'm gonna get to the big one last, but here are some things that you can do immediately to start pulling yourself up. And one of the things I do is I remember the plan. I just sit down and consciously remember the plan. Sit down and I consciously think about the goals I've set. I go over see. I've got mine down on an iPad so I can pull them out anywhere I am and pull them up. And I've got two lists that I've made. I've got a list of things that I know I can accomplish if I just keep working hard and if for some couple of things just fall into place that I can see. Then I got a list of things that I'm planning on accomplishing. And then I have a second list. And the heading of this lift list is called only God can help Me Now. And on this list it's things that I'm aspiring for or things that I'm hoping to that in order for them to happen. I absolutely have to have God's help. That's my favorite list. It's the list that I have of the things that I don't see no way it can happen. I'm just operating on faith and the hope that God hear me, and so sometimes, man, when you gotta when I have this list of who only God can help me, now that list is stuff that I cannot see. I'm just operating on faith that God is so much bigger than me, that he's so much more capable than I am, that I can actually acquire some things in my life, as He's proven to me time and time again up to this point, that He's willing to do for me. If I'm willing to just give him some of my life. That's the only why I can explain my existence today. You know, I was. I began the conversation with my wife, how do I write a book that becomes so wildly successful? That would be God. That's only God, Because if you can plan to sit down and write a wildly successful book, I would have been don set down and did it, and so would you, So that would be God. How it got purchased to become a movie when that was not my intent when I wrote the book at all. Again, that would be God right. There has to be, because if I can't explain it and it is by no doing of my own, then who did it? So when I get down in days like this, I remember the goal I read, remember the Plan, I remember the journey. I think about of all the things God has brought me to. How did I even get to this point? Yeah? I might be having a little bummer of a day. Yeah I was a little down yesterday. Yeah, my bio rhythms is off, whatever they wanna call it. Yeah, I'm just having one of those days. I feel a little bit heavy. I need a vacation real bad. I need some time off to just go and regenerate. But right now, man, I ain't got that. So guess what I do. I gotta start remembering the Plan. I gotta start remembering the goals. I gotta start thinking about all the things that God has done for me and how He has brought me this far, and the blessings that I have instead of what I don't have. And that's what I'm in the process of doing this morning, And on the commercial breaks, I'm gonna put out my iPad and I'm gonna go over my two lists, and I'm gonna read my little list of what I think I can accomplish, and I'm gonna really read that only God can Help Me Now list, because that's the list that's big. That's the part where I've been telling y'all, I said, quit telling God how big your problems are, and start telling your problems how big your God he is. See. And that's what I got to sit down and do this morning. And then sometimes, man, you got to stay still. That's the other part. You got to stay still. You gotta quit moving for a second, because sometimes it feels like you're running on a treadmill and you really ain't you going somewhere, but it feels like you're running on a treadmill. Well, when they when you get that feeling, sometimes you gotta stay still. And then when you stay still, sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive. Sometimes you gotta fight not to let the devil win. You're in a fight, man, I told you this. Now you're in a fight now, so to trying to get you to get on that positive train so he can get you off the faith train. So God's delivery package that's coming to you built on your faith that you can He can shake your faith and get you two thinking negative and then he wins. See, so when you start feeling negative, just know that that's the other force trying to throw you off track. And when you get through it all that he is the key to big. When you want me to tell it to you, you gots to pray, man, You got to pray. You gotta take it to God. You gotta say, hey, God, look I'm having one of these days. I need your help. I got business to take care of. You got blessings in front of me. You got stuff you to ship to me. You got blessings and packages that's on the way. I need to be sitting on Faith streeps so I can receive the delivery when you get there. What I don't want to do is be it on be on doubted Way or or lack of Understanding Parkway, or Pity Parkway or some some street like that, and the package keep going by. I need to be standing and sitting on Faith Street so when you drop that package down to me, I can go on and get it. You feel me. You got to pray. You got to stay still, you gotta fight to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan. You gotta go over the goals. Come on, man, God and brought you too far, Come on, pick yourself up. Today. I'm talking to Steve Harvey this morning. I hope y'all didn't mind. You're listening to show. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody your attention, please, we are in full effect this morning. Shelly Stowberry, Hey, good morning, Steve Harvey, callin for Rell morning. What's up? Boss? Well, well, well are you in full effect? Are you still down? Seventy five junior in the building? Seventy junior back? Jeffy Brown? What up? Steve high That? Well? Well, well, well, well look who the wind blew in? Do him first? Huh him first? Okay? Hold on, okay, So this is Tommy after the prank end? Huh? Huh? Did I do? It? Was everything you thought I was gonna be every you've been gone. Praise me, Am I the King? Or not? Was it? Stupid? Yeah? Well where you gonna be? You can catch me at the place well down. Their tickets on sale now, be ready. Stupid is coming to times what he's doing every day you've been gone. I ain't got no idea how many tickets and left, but you better get them for they sell out. Probably won't, but come on any high, whoa did I do it every day? Tom? Yes, Jay team Tommings. All right, Bobby doing some planks, best of a world. You can pick him up at Walmart Church folks need last to val him seven and eight and wearing it out every day, timmy every day. Nothing else to do. I mean, you know, man, you weren't here and were doing the prank. So somebody had to introduce me and act like you heard him and so, and I got so many complent man, you signed your light timing. They actually thought she was him. Man, that show. I didn't pay no attention on why he praised itself like that. You know he's gonna be praising himself here? And what is what is room with Junior? What's what's what is he? Oh? Blinding lesson? Will. Let's just say you could beat him today right now. I invited him all over to the house to participate in what is now being called the world famous country word workout. Bryan looked at the camera, say get that MF and camera out. We're here. Brian talked like that much better. Hey man, My security guard called me he's Mr h. It's a lot of cars in the front of the house, just checking on, checking all the cameras. Who's all the people laying in your graves? They posted to be working out. All right, we'll finish it when we come back. It's time for something funny coming up. And we'll also talk about useless stuff that you guys remember from school. Something Jay's just remember you don't know what. Okay, we'll be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, before we left, you were telling us about Um Junior and your country boy workout. Tommy Junior came over. Junior thirty nine, he bought his boy Brian he thirty nine, My assistant he twenty five, and Will, my stylist, came over and lifestyle coordinator he fifted your uncle sixty one roasted. They ate, did they run up? Did they run up the steps that ain't Mark? No, no, no, no, no no no. I mean we're in my house in l A doing this at a house. So we set we set up five stations. I had my trainer set up five stations. Since it was five of us. Each station is forty five seconds. Each station. After the forty five seconds is thirty seconds to get to the next station and get set up. Then you go again forty five seconds. After that thirty seconds to get to the next station and get set up. The first station was just a plate, just a wait plate sitting on the ground. You just step on it, step off to the side, step back up on it, step back to the front, step up on it to the front, step off to each side, step back up on it, step to the forty five seconds. The next station was ropes. You had to do ropes. So you had to do ropes okay, and the ropes varied every we had to do three rounds. First round was wings. You had to bend over and just act like you was flapping your wings. The next station was a sled fifty five pounds sled with a fifty five pound plate on it with straps. Snow in your backyard sled so the first time your backpedal. The next station was weighted logs fifty pound weighted log. Bend over at the waist, picked the fifty pound wed log, hold one leg off the ground and just do chest like rolls like lawnmore rolls, but with two hands. Been for for forty five seconds, and then the last station was a twenty five pounds slam ball over your head, just slamming it on the ground hard as you can. You have to do all for forty five seconds. Then after that one circuit is ready, you get a three minute break, then you go again. Then he changed it. He changed all the workups on each station after the third rotate, the third station, not the third time. The third station we lost Junior and Brune. Junior could not talk yesterday. Tommy man. It was none of that, hey, everybody, none of that, none of that. I did have it to them. Wow. Let me just say this, Steve is a lot stronger than he looked. A lot of upper bodies at one on four, I believe and and Jay didn't go either time. How did how did you? How did he do? Every time he built, all he could taste was hallepenos and tequila, So Beatty knew he was gonna work out with his sandy. Beat I've been drinking nothing but water for two days, he said. When you belt and Hallerpeena's and tequila come up. When the workout was over, Beaty laid in my backyard flat out on the deck in a puddle. I said, beaty you in the puddle. He said, feel good? All right, So next Saturday we'll see how it goes. And uh, yeah, you know you know what they say, they're coming back. I'll beat up. Yeah. Now you know it's gonna be different. Now I don't care. All of us gonna end in what pain? Hey, man, so well, Will was trying to crack on Junior one time. He said, Junior, you look like you look like you've in there. And you know, you know, we all ain't funny because here style I know jokes. So he gotta tell he writing his jokes as he thinks of it. This is an aggravating as person that ain't funny. Junior, you look like a oh oh junior. Junior, you look like a junior, said, Will not nays not the time you can get your stylus. A ns not go ahead on holiday because you you already can't think of a joke. You look like a one of them things. Julior, you look like you know that thing. Hey, we can't help you write the joke. Well, um, we're gonna move on. We're gonna switch gears here you guys. And Jay has written a segment called useless stuff you remember from school, Jake, It's it's not really, it's just stuff that we went to school for thirteen years and thirteen years and then we may be supposed to be twelve. You went for thirteen, but it got it. Yeah, I was trying to there was a grade that was repeated. So hey, don't worrybody, but we all went to school and we remember useless stuff that you cannot use anywhere. For instance, I know spontaneous combustion. I know what that is. That's when you take two gases, put them together and for some reason you should just blow the hell up. Now where I'm gonna use that on stage to do comedy? When when did that come up? When I'm downe at the d m V. They ain't never asked me what we all got? What you got? What you got? I'll tell you why right now. Subject verb conjugation what I don't even see the need for that. I don't even know where I use that subject verb. Connie, make them work together, well, you know, like you know, like he ran down the streets he asked for and down. That's all I need to know. I do not in this job. Now we don't. I'm gonna give you one thing. I ain't never you come on as we close it out. Damn, three sided rooms triangle ahead of have it look good in the bed? If you flipped it over pass, it's just any side I was lost? Why is it? Three sides over hill? All right? The nephew is back. Coming up next, Tommy's running that prank back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour. Some entertainment news. Tony Braxton has dropped her sister another one from her tour, and Cardi b hired some of Beyonce's fired Coachella dancers. But right now it's time for the nephew. He is back to run his frank back. Yeah, come on now, welcome back, Welcome back, thank you, thank you. Sarah get Mother. That's the name of the Prince, Sarah getting Mother. We're gonna run it back again and then um, we'll try to promote a date I've been hearing about that. Hell yeah, Roger, can I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man. How you doing. I go to the same church y'all go to? Okay, I got your number from one of the guys at the church. Man, they told me that if I wanted to talk to you, I could reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today. I'm good, man, I'm good. I can help your Your wife. Man, does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does? She work out all the time? Yeah? She go to January once in a while. Bro? Yeah, who who is this? Bro? Like I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying for a long time. Many actually have some kids. And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just ain't happening. Dog. I mean, we've been trying and trying. But what I'm trying to do now is just find another type of way to make this happen. Now, you say your wife is in good condition, right? My wife visiting a good condition? Brother? What what did she got to do with trying to have a baby? She? You know, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all got Like from what the brother the church told me, y'all got three kids right there? We got three. I got two boys in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man, I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would be a good seregrant mother or what. You know. What I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know, we want to have kids, man, we want to have hold on, brother, you just said you're you're looking for a seragant mother, and the brother church told you to call me. Well, no, no, no, anybody tell me to actually call you. I asked them about you and your wife. You know, I asked him for your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man, wait a minute, So you've been even eyeing my wife? No, no, no, no, no, not, I ain't been. You're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person. I want to be able to have a healthy child, man, I really do. Man, me and my wife, we listen, you called me about my wife and you want her to be a sarer mother for you. I don't even know while be on the phone. Brother, here's the real deal, man, me and my wife, we can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and you know, biologically we've just been going through it and going through it, man, And I was just you know, I've seen your wife. She healthy. I see you all at church all the time. And I was just like, reach it out, man, Maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the Saragan mother for for for me and my wife so we can have a child. I'll think you share your mother, I mean dog hold on her. Brother. You calling me to see if my wife can be a Seragon mother see your child. And I know it's crazy, it's crazy. Whatever you want and and and I think you want your mind. Brother, got all the members in the church. You're calling me to get my wife to have your baby. Don't I know it sounds crazy, man, I do I know. But ignorant brother, I'm sorry you sound ignorant, you man. That's so many place to go at, dr baby. I can take you down to a county court and I can show you kids need a doctor right next but you can go to Africa like like like all the rest of them, people gonna find you a baby. You're gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty members in this church. Do you know how stupid you Sarah? Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how you trying to come across? Brother? You haven't done it. Just hear me out, Man, I don't want you to man, go ahead, brother, go ahead. Man, Okay, we're looking for a Sarah good mother. We look, we we've seen your your wife, and we thought she'd be a great Sarah Good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for me to pick you out of all the people that go to the church. I understand that, man, I do, But listen, we would love for your wife to be to Sarah get mother. And we're willing to pay for this. But listen to him. We don't want to do this with no test tubes. We want to do this naturally. War war, war war, You're you just said. Man, you know you gotta understand a real man want to do I want to do it realistically. You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying that, brother. Are you telling me that you want to have sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean, you know you don't you want to lose all my Christianity right now? Brother? You want to have a baby the real way though? You know what I'm saying. I don't give a damn having this fake way. You tell me you want to lay down in the battle my wife. But do you already got three kids? Think about the people that can't have doctor baby. Man, take your there ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go sit down, psychiotric, I don't have your baby. Do you know what you sound like? Don't crazy? I know it sounds crazy. Man. I don't you get my number? Man to mean you get my number. I got your number for one of the brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with you like a man. I wanted to come at you first and talk to you like a man and see, you know if you was cool with the proposition. But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just talk to her. I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna talk to your wife and see if you lost your mine. I told you the answer. No. Now you's to me, gonna go around me and actually, which I ain't gonna do to talk to my wife. Call right now. I'm talking to you. Call my wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen. You calling my wife. Wife, next Sunday, I'm not gonna didn't go through this hand. I'm talking to her next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm gonna whop you. You ain't gonna do nothing to me, your me and my wife who deserved a child too. You ain't. You ain't gonna stand in the middle of that. I'm handing the middle of this. He lost your man, you talk to my wife's next thing you want to I got one more thing I want to say to you. Man, Is you listening to me? You say? What the you gotta safe? You can get off my phone. Best is nep You tught me from the Steve Hobban Martin Show. You just got planked by your homeboy? What this is? Who? This is? This? Listen this man? This nephew telling me Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your home boy got me to frank phone call you. Man. I'm over here, man, My head is spinning. You got me. I'm ready to fight. Brother. Hey, I got one more thing that you big dog? What is man? What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all got me this morning? Man got me? Manuma? How was that was? I? Okay? Am I the kid? Is that all right for me to say? Is that? Okay? I did? All right? Thank you? Okay, So well, let's keep moving. That was good. Let's see if we can get a date in then, all right a Montgomery, Alabama. It will be me, it will it will be Bruce, Bruce, it will be J. J. Williams Son and uh young man named Marvin Hunter. We will be doing a show at the Montgomery Performing All send. The tickets are on sale right now. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna tell you it's sold out. That's what I do. So yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah. Um. I think I'm funny. People people to see me for some reason. You know, what can I say? They're studied buying them for some understanding. People think I'm lying about it. He's going to do particular individuals next time. You're letting let you know what I'm hashtagen. You know, I'm a different guy now and I'm just trying to understand me. No, I'm a different I'm a different that's a new way to break. That's all it is. This humble tone, that's all all the way, all the way, all right, listen. Coming up at the top of the hour, I'll have some entertainment news. Tony Braxton has dropped Tamar from her tour. What happened? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Tony Braxton has dropped Tamar from her upcoming tour. Tony booted yet another sister of her upcoming family tour. If you recall, both Tamar and Tracy were supposed to hit the road as Tony's opening acts. But a few weeks ago, Tony dropped Tracy. Uh, now she's up. She's dropped Tamar too. Apparently Tamar is a strange husband. Vincent Herbert is the root of both of them, both of the sisters getting cut. Originally, it was reported that Tracy was cut because of her ongoing feud with Vince, even though his camp denied having any involvement, and since Vince is still Tamar's manager, the promoters scrapped her from the lineup to avoid dealing with their divorce drama. Uh no word on who will replace the sisters. Meanwhile, Tony's tour is just around the corner. We're talking May twenty two here, So she's going to have to get some replacements. Real child, they need some dates. Oh they were just the thing they would Destiny They're not with. They're not with Tony Braxon. I mean yeah, there is no Destiny's Child. I mean open for Tama, I mean for Tony. What I'm saying a good no. I think on Tony Tony Graxon, who's Steve? Yeah, I think that will be pretty good. T and T, Tony and Table, Tommy Ta Swift doing that? What alright? Also in other news, it was reported that Cardi B had hired some of Beyonce's dancers who were fired for her Coachella performance. Cardi B hired these dancers. Cardi apparently heard about this and wanted to clear things up. In a tweet that has since been deleted, Cardi wrote, the same dancers I used for uh the I Heart Radio Awards and for Jimmy Fallon are the same dancers I'm using for Coachella. Cardi let it be known that she isn't trying to stir up anything with Beyonce or with the Bee Hive, because we all know that the Bee Hive does not play. They have Beyonce's back. They there, that is their queen and they have her back, so there you go. Yeah, a lot of dances, though, I mean it's just two or three of them, Coddy B can't have two or three and the thousand people up there, I can't have two of them. But it was like forty people on that stage. It wor whatever. It was nice. Yes, it was great, great show. She's so next. You just need three of them. I mean you gotta be that Greek. How you even know which one is? He's a mine, you're mine, your mine? You know better than that? Who? But I mean Tony still does need some replacements for her sisters. Yeah, well Tony, I'm here baby, like Uncle Steve Saton, that might not be a bad deal. No, I believe that one. And you open for for Luther and Ross to like great Luther Andross for years. Can't be cussing twenty five minutes clean? Oh you my phone call? Yeah? You know we don't need Is there cussing in your show? Nephew? No, I can make a clean show. Yeah, I can't make you just so stressful. Go to a clean show, that's all. And she's here, the talented miss and Trip. Thank you very much. Good morning everybody. This is and trip with the news. Well, according to the Philadelphia Inquired get this, the Starbucks manager who called the police on those two black men who use the bathroom, we didn't buy anything. That manager has quit the coffee chain, and the company spokesman said is that it was quote a mutual decision. Starbucks under fire still because the incident with many people white as well as black, saying that was clearly prompted by racism. There were demonstrations on Sunday, there was some yesterday, and there's even been a call for a nationwide boycott of the Starbucks coffee chainsail stay tuned to them. Today's a day fired. FBI director James Commey's book is to be released, and the title is A Higher Loyalty, Truth, Lies, and Leadership, as described as a revealing memoir where Commey looks back on the highest profile cases of his career. However, the part most people care about is the part where he talks about President Trump. In fact, Comey was asked what he thinks about the commander in chief on ABC, A person who sees moral equivalence in Charlottesville, who talks about and treats women like their pieces of meat. Who lies constantly about matters big and small, and insists the American people believe it. That person is not fit to be president of the United States on moral grounds. Are president must embody respect and adhere to the values there at the core of this country, the most important being truth. This president is not able to do that, he is morally unfit to be president. Trump calls call me a leaker and a liar, and the tweets that Comey has committed many crimes. Again. The book comes out today is called The Higher Loyalty. By the Way. President Trump's personal attorney was in federal court yesterday after the U. S. Attorney's Office revealed that they've been investigating Michael Kon's activities for months. Trump formally asked the federal judge to slap a temporary restraining order on the materials sees from Cohen's office, is home and hotel room to give them time to go over them, but the judge refused. By the Way, authorities say that Fox News host Sean Hannity is one of Attorney Cone's clients. Hannity says cohe never did any real legal work for him. Facebook is now banded. Richard Spencer the white nationalists and leader of the alt right movement of the social media giant too expenses Facebook page down on Friday, along with the pages of his so called think tank, which is called the National Policy Institute. According to Radar Online, eighty seven year old Katherine Jackson, the matrix of the world famous Jackson family, reportedly stuffered a stroke that has left her struggling to speak and see. The reports says she suffered a stroke about a week ago. She was hospitalized by she's home again, but he's having a little trouble with her sight or hearing. But they say the good news is that her condition is under control their words, and the doctors say they're monitoring it. Sad news after Harry Anderson has died. Anderson, perhaps known as the sweet, kind of goofy judge on the show Night Cord Finally, today is nothing like a Dame Day. That's right, Nothing in the world more entertainment. Today's trending topics. Twenty minutes after the Hour with Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Taylor Swift in the news. She's doing covers now Steve of one of your all time favorite groups in the whole wide world. She did a cover Taylor Swift did a cover of Earth Wind and Fires September for a little bit your do you remember what a changing It's enough catt No, it's disrespectful what you don't do The Elements was not body y'all. Yeah, you gotta get to that part to the deliverance banjo. This is her version of it. Now. I was waiting on some pigs to start squealing. You don't, you don't. You don't do that to an earth win in five Jam Winning five, one of the greatest groups of all time. Yeah, you don't you know we are win to find ban your music? Well, Steve Waite, let's at least get to the body up part. Come on, okay, go ahead, this is way it's nothing. Are you all right? It's you know you don't do that this Earth When the Five, this is a soul group. Yeah, this is the greatest band ever formed in the history of music. It's some stuff you can't do it as which is like, damn near nothing. That ain't what we is. We are the Elements, earth Wind and Fire. I bought them out before he slowed it down a little. I've been up on sunset, I presented them their hands in the concrete in front of the gud Tar Center. I introduced them with the Lifetime Achievement Award on b et tell me nothing, boy nerve when the five they meant too much to me, Taylor as I love Taylor. I like Taylor Squill. You ain't got no business doing that. Kane heard the Kanya don't feel about earth Wind and Fire like I do. Huh, Hey, man, I don't like that banjo in there that I'm with you. If I wanted the banjo, damn it, they would have got one. And then we're gonna let you calm down. This is blasphemous. This is really blasphemous, and I'm surprised that a sweet woman like Taylor thought this was a good idea. Yeah this just seriously, man, you tw you to do that that your whole camp crates. She needs to file all in people, all right? Coming up in thirty four after the hour Comedy Roulette. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jay is here. Jay is here with Comedy Roulette. On this tax day, guys, we haven't mentioned that today text Man Happy taxed everybody. Steve Happy tax day state. Is that why you got the clap back? If you work for the tax places, call Steve check on him the date, H and R block all of them. Huh yeah, I think they already paid George time with the booty tight. Hey, we have till midnight. All right, here we go, Come on, Jay with comedy, roulette, color ulette, very simple. Take five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spun the wheel round, which stop. We won't do the damn thing. All right, here we go, Thank you, Ja. Number one, her fine in quotations didn't hold up. Number two? Did you put? Please stop talking about what happened in high school? Please? Three? Your church services too long? Too long for well, it sure smells like fish in here. Number five. I know, I know you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral, but dot dot dot the cat. Let's go number five and stop doing I know you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral. But I know you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral. But but man, when the deacon passed away and foe baby mama's shoulder, Yeah, I didn't nobody know nothing, and all of them little girls look just like him. You can't, I know, you're not supposed to laugh in the funeral. But I know you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral, but it would have been nice. They had matching family cars, got fun one hand and all the family and there. I know you're not supposed to laugh at the futer, but her wig is on bath with Come on, somebody flipped that. I know you ain't supposed to laugh fat the funeral, but you know, good and well, y'all needed a witer cast just to match this big gass down in there. Know you they didn't shut the leads olds hanging out, They shut the lead. You get here hill the body, they shut the lead the body when good in hell, well, you should have spent that money on a bigger case. I know you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral, but when the passer said we're here to bary hold on, what's his name? What do you say that's funny? I know we're not supposed to laugh, but why is all the Paul Bearer's paying saying they go rock this bark they not go back? Come on, tell me, I know we're not supposed to laugh at the funeral, but your wife and you got the same daddy you just found that's all right, Come on, Steve, close it out. Oh my god, you ain't supposed to laugh at her funeral. But when your uncle is up in there and he's buried in a Michael Jordan's job, his suit with a head band and a people old with two wrists bands and some new Johns, you're a good hair well, just a black suit, Ladies and gentlemen from the Chicago Bull un alright, nephew Temmy has a praying phone call. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letter, the subject I'm in love but not with my husband. But up next it is the nephew. He is back from vacant with a praying phone call. What you got? You know, when you in need, sometimes you gotta ask people something, especially good friends. You come out and you just ask them, don't you? Okay, will you breastfeed my baby? Oh I've never asked. I don't know anyone who's asked anyone where your breast feed my baby? It is ready? Hello man? Uh yeah, this hey man, uh hey man, this this this this dog and uh, uh this who this man? Yeah, he gave me your phone. No, I know you don't know me, but gave me your number. Who you're talking about on the south side, on the south side. He he gave your number. Man. I'm going through something. I thought you might be to help me out, man, because we'll see to my girl and I don't know, man, I think just In left, you know, and uh, she didn't left me here with the kids. You know what I'm trying to I don't think coming back. My man, My man, I feel for you. But but why are you? Why are you? Why are you telling me this? See I'm trying um see, man, I haven't got the kids by myself. You know. My little boy he three. But my little girl, man, she just she just two months old. Man. The reason why I got your number because I think you might get to help me, because I I'm just going through this. It's just hard right now. Bro, Dog, howny help you. Dog. I got kids of my own. Dog, howny help you. We'll see. That's That's what I'm saying. Now't ain't you ain't you married to? Yeah, my wife? How you know my wife? Dog? And see what I'm saying, I mean, I kind of know y'all to gotta see y'all vote through him, and uh, let's see here the deal man. Like, Like I said, I got my kids, man, My my my, my little boy three, but my little girl ain't for two months. Man. How many the kids y'all got? Man? We got three kids, Man, I got a ten year old, eight year old and a six month old. I'm trying to I really don't know what you're asking asking to me. Man. I got my own family. I gotta take care of. You asked me for help. I mean, what is it you need? Man? And and and what I'm trying to do with this yere, I'm trying to get my little my little girl taking care of man, like I'm said. Then ran off man and then left. And I don't think I don't think comes back. I don't think she's coming back. But I need to go. I need some help from from your white I need to come by the house today. Can do you think? What? What do you need to come at your house? Because the baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk. Man. We got a couple of cans, and we got a couple of cans of some formulas and something in here we can drop off to you. Man, ain't coming to your house dog more. You're more than happy to have these you have these cans, but we can't be having my wife at your house. Dog got all kids. I understand that, but I the baby needs to milk. That's outside. I need. I need to come by and feed the baby. Dog. I just told you to come by drop off a couple of cans and milk. But I mean, I don't even know you like that player. I ain't about to just have my wife coming to your damn house. I don't know you, but I'm you gonna come by and see the baby? Man, dog? Why the hell you can't feed? You? Do baby? Come by and brush baby? What you want? Not want to come out your house and do what I want? Brush? I told you a lot yow mind. I don't know you to be talking about my wife coming to your house breasting your baby. Matter fact, you get my number? Who the hell is anyway? I don't stop thinking about I don't know, say dog, don't call me with this dog because you're talking about breasting your baby. Why would you do this now? Why would you? Why would you like? Why would you come between your baby shelf. Why are you doing here? Dog? I'll tell you what, dog. Bring your baby over here, you and the baby come over here. Bring your baby baby over here. And when and when you get here. As soon as she took about it, I'm gonna knock your keep down your throat. Now, come on over. We're gonna be here. She's gonna be all day. Don't do it, don't do don't let your stuff between you. I'm just trying to get how you gonna call me talking about my wife breastfeed? Yo, baby, I'm still you know what? Hold on? Hold on, hold on, hold on? What's hold on? Hold on? What's up? Baby? Do you know in our husband? You don't know them. My wife don't know you, and I don't know you? Eating change? Do you know what name? Supposedly he lived on the south side, he know us. You don't know him either. Hold on, I don't know you. I don't know what this is on out the line talking about his wife, you left him, the two kids. He wants you to come to his crib it brest feed his big don't baby, don't baby, don't trip. I got this. I'm gonna let you in a minute. We don't do. We don't dog, we don't know you. Who did you call me your what are you gonna things? I want to say to you. Betta be saying address. That's what you better be saying. From the Steve Morning Show. You just got ain't this up? Ain't this bottom? Uh? You man? Uh? Couple of dogs that uh? Tom Me dog, Doug dog? You about to get your will Timmy whoever? Somebody's getting there. Brother. You gotta tell me what else the baddest radio show in the light Steve Harvey Morning Show? You did? Oh y'all got me that when that was pretty tight. Now I have to I have to pat myself on the back by that one that when that was pretty dark, when he was right, thank you after every prank. And it ain't take till tomorrow either. I know I didn't know. Why wait, when you were a genius. Don't let nobody steal your joint? Why what I I'm mighty got to talk to me. I never noticed it until you were gone. Tommy and Steve kind of highlight did it? But you do what do that? But yeah, you want all the praise and accolades that you know from us? Wow? What not? That's a lot right there. April twenty eight, Montgomery, Alabama, Saturday Night Montgomery performing on Seer. Tickets on sale right now. Why not get Fawn's You Pawn Man? All right, listen, come in, thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after it is today's Strawberry Letter. I'm in love but not with my husband. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's Tax Day, ladies and gentlemen, And well, what was that Steve speaking to the mind the damn letter. We know it's tax everybody didn't know what it is. Coming up in forty one after the hour, we're gonna talk about last minute attack hips and you and your boy last attacks? What hips? You know? Damn too? Just do today, get it in the mailbox before today go out. That's you too. You're so touchy, hail. Former FBI director James Comby's book, A Higher Loyalty, Truth Lies in Leadership is in stores today. Uh so we wanted to remind you of that. And right now it is time for the Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, submit your letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry letter. We're ready, nephew, buckle up and hold on type we gotta tell you here. It is the Strawberry letter subject I'm in love, but not with my husband. Here Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty year old mother of two and I've been married since I was eighteen. Well, recently, I met a man online and initiated a conversation with him about sports since we liked the same teams. I was completely attracted to him when I saw him online, and we decided we should meet in person. And once we met, we started out as friends and we talked to each other and saw each other daily. I started to have strong feelings for him, and it grew into us hugging and kissing whenever we were together. Here's the catch. He is also married to his high school sweetheart and they have four kids. He says he is in love with his wife, yet he still finds time to talk to me and see me. Whenever he posts pictures on social media of him and his wife, I get jealous. I see how happy they appear to be. I have tried to leave him alone, but it never lasts for long because I like him so much. In case you're wondering, I cannot stand my husband, but I've been with him my whole life and our marriage is comfortable. Besides, I have my kids to consider. I know what I'm doing is wrong, but now I am head over heels in love with this man and he does want to let me go, but he's not leaving his wife. What should we do? Well, I don't know what we should do, but I definitely know what you should do. Okay, Uh, listen, this is a go nowhere, hopeless, hot mess of a situation, and you know that, Uh, this needs to end right now today, but it probably won't because you are head over heels in love with this man, as you say, and uh, he has already told you he's not leaving his wife. So you know you're in somewhat of a quandary here because you say you love him. I say that if you're unhappy in your marriage, get some therapy, get some marriage counseling, talk to your husband. Maybe you guys could try different things, get a separate ration, do something else, but don't just sit there and wallow in unhappiness while seeing someone else on the side. You know, behind your husband's back and him behind his wife's back. That doesn't help anything. I know you you want to what, nephew, are you squirming in your seat though? All over it? Anyway? Yeah, he's not leaving, So what do you guys? You just destined to sneak around and see each other that way? Is that what you really want? Uh? You say you want to stay married to your husband for your kids. I mean that's good, and that's noble and everything, but you gotta have some happiness in this situation too. And if you're not happy, if your marriage is not making you happy, you gotta do something about that. First of all, I say, good, some counseling, all right, there you go, Steve, Yeah, yeah, right now we're gonna skip over that. This mother don't says nothing, by no damn counsel this thirty year old mother. Here's the subject. I'm in love, but not with my husband. Now that's the only time I hear you say the word love in this letter. I got must point this out. Thirty year old mother too, been married since your eighteen, probably dated the boys sent before that. You've never had any other relationships, you know, met this man online y'all started talking about the sports. Then you saw him. He was attracted to him. Y'all decided to meet in person. Once you met him, y'all started out as friends and you talked to each other and saw each other daily. Now you got to go out your way to meet somebody daily. This ain't a co worker, Hello, this just a dude offline. So y'all got to hook up. That takes time. So you're y'all making ways to go see each other. Now both of y'all is married. We'll get into that in a minute. I started having strong feeling for him, and it grew into us hugging and kissing whenever we were together. Hell yeah, see y'all out of sports talk? See that all that all we like the same team? How much liking the same team gonna get you? Every day y'all just up talking about the same damn team, about how much y'all like it. Na, he's looking at your lips, you're looking at his lips. Y'all putt your tongue in each other mouth. Wow, your damn right, every day sitting up talking about the team. Nobody talking about her team every damn date. The Browns is much health they need damn talking about the damn team every day. Here's the catch. He is also married to his high school sweetheart and they have cor kids. He's says he's in love with his wife, yet he still finds time to talk to me and see me. Okay, listen to me. Now read your lyne back to yourself. He says he's in love with his wife, yet he finds times to talk to me and see me. He't in love with you. He ain't in love with you. I'll explain that to you in a minute. Whenever he posts pictures on social media for him and his wife, I get jealous. That's his wife. It's your jealous fault. Put some pictures to you and your kids and you'll husband on that. Just smile at it. I see how happy they appeared to be. I've tried to leave him alone, but it never lasts for long because I like him so much. Now, first of all, if you think that I'm gonna sit up here and believe all y'all doing is hug and kissing, you're wrong about that. You're leaving stuff out this letton every day. Yeah, just hugging and kissing every day, every day, And the subject I'm in love, but not with my husband. Well, what are you doing to make you be in love? Because the show ain't talking about sports? Lebron, Lebron. Most people been in love with me. I'm just trying to say it's because of what I do. It ain't the Brown, it ain't the cal Yeah, it ain't Houston. All right, listen, Uh yeah, we'll be back at twenty three after you're listening to Steven show. Alright, guys, Uh, here we go with Steve. Part two responses. It's mother and that's what I meant. This dude don't love. So I started feeling something for the dude. They're meeting every day now, hugging and kiss it every day, hugging and kissing. He married, got four kids, she married, got two kids. He says he in love with his wife, yet he still feels time to find time to talk to me and see me. But I've better understand something about men. Men can be in love with somebody else and find time to see and talk to you. But notice now he ain't in love with you. He's not gonna leave his wife. I've tried to leave him alone, but it never lasts long. Because I liked him so much? What not a minute ago you was in love. But I like him so much because of what he do. It ain't just a hug and kissing somebody getting touched some boy. Shut up, Tommy, In case you wonder I cannot stand my husband. M hmm. I know you can't stand your husband because you're over here talking sports with this man and talking sexiness with the sports. Did you see him dunk that ball drop all Did you see that ball go through them upright right down the middle, wasn't it? Did you see him tackle him, fell all over him, rolled him over and everything I showed, like the way the quarterback put his hands up under that to get that ball. Were just talking sports now, That's why we were just sports talking. Throw it deep. You better throw that thing to me deep, throw it deep. No, I like that right there, Go a long, just go long. We just talk to sports now, but go a long. It's third and long again. Long's I'm who you need to get a penalty flag? You illegal use your hands here. This. I can't believe we fell in love like this. We was just talking sports, sports talking here man, you better move you all side. I'm too close. Hold here in my turn. Let me kick the ball. You're like a wide receiver. You got soft hand. Who's the tight end? Alright, Shirley, you know into Yeah, we're sports talk right now sitting up here. Oh you're rough in the past. You better quit doing that to me. You show better quit doing that to me. Well, el so now after y'all to talk sports and heads sick exactly. Now you can't stay in your damn husband, been with him your whole life, and our marriage is comfortable. Besides, you got kids. Consider Now here's the key to the whole thing. And this one I'm gonna started helping Tommy out. I know what I'm doing is wrong, but now I'm head over heels in love with this new man. He doesn't want to let me go, but he's not leaving my wife. What should we do? Well, let me explain. He's doing what he gonna do. Now, see the weed, the weed is yo, yo deal. He is doing what he gonna do. He ain't got no other plans. You is the other plan. See, the man is doing what he do. Now, since both of you all are married, and both of you all are in a consensual relationship, I'm gonna tell you something that a young man told me, I never understood this, but he used to use this all the time. The saying is fair exchange, ain't no robbery. Yeah see you married, I'm married. You got kids, I get kids. You in love, I'm in love. You ain't gonna know where. I ain't going nowhere. But we're getting together to come a problem and solve a problem that we both had. We go now? Is that right? One? No? It is? It is one hundred percent more really dead wrong. But ain't we all senter? Yeah saved? Ain't we all come short? Or the mark? Ain't we come on? Now? Who coming melalite? A shot? Or the glory? Or God? Ain't we guilty of life's less for pleasures? Who in here ain't been tempted? Who in here I ain't wanted somebody that wasn't yours? Who ain't looked over there and wish they was over there with him? In here? Ain't had something across their mind and wanted it to stay down and visit for a while. Ain't said something inappropriate to a woman somewhere, hoping that it layed to something inappropriate? I want to know who among you ain't took the time to say, look a here, what you think how you wanted making mine? Give me some? I like it? Like that? Touched me again? Who baby? I asked? I? Oh right, now, come on now can you come back over? Who in here ain't said this? All right? And coming up in ten minutes, Steve, we're gonna ask me. We're gonna ask you. Get ready for this? Now you better ask me? What would you do to avoid ever having to pay taxes again? Will be all right up, it's tax you're listening to the Steve Show. All right, here we go with tax fax. Guys, your taxes are due today. Just a last minute tax tip. Filing for an extension doesn't get you an extension to pay tax experts say you're still going to have to pay interest on that money later. Anyway. Requesting an extension huh okay ten percent, you heard the expert. Uh. Requesting an extension doesn't solve any problems if your only problem is that you expect to owe money. So, Steve, you've given us a couple of tips this morning. What would you do to ever avoid having to pay taxes again? Having to pay taxes again? Now they want to take that little finger. They said, we could take that little thing. I'll take it off with a hat with my All I need is a lot of chewing. Go we want that left eye. We can get the left out. You never have to pay taxes again. My eye can't be Oh you can't look crazy at you? Give up a toe. Yeah, I'll give him baby talk. Take the thing right off. Never have to pay taxes again. But you wouldn't be able. You lose some of your balance. You know when you lose your baby. Yeah, don't run no more. No wa your mustad as yeah yeah, oh that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Face and your eyebrow. I'm gonna send me taxes. You're gonna hear a little bit. Just just want a piece of meat sitting on my neck? That stuff? Take them off just one time, okay, okay, leave the brows. How about the mustache. That's what I wanted And never have to pay you never have to pay taxes. Brows? Gonch, thank you it is? Yeah, you know you are that way you can walk around, Steve. I'm sure you picture me with no much that Yeah, yeah, definitely send it. Oh hell no, no, you can't do that now, I just saw you can't do that. No, I'm not saying. Here's the question, Steve, what if you couldn't be funny anymore? Oh no, you already a't gonna make no money. You gotta keep playing. I ain't got weird about taxes because I'm I ain't gonna hand on money. Okay, what if you could? Okay, how about get it up cousin. No, no, no's what I like. But you never have to pay texts again? But when he get his texts? Yeah, he can't do that. I would. I don't know, man, Yeah, no, no, I'd give up cussing, not take text I don't believe that I would. You know what about cigars? You love cigars? God, dog, normal cigars? Cigars? Hey, damn dog, give no more vegas? Yeah, yeah, I do that, But I go right on over there to Okay, No, you had gamble no more gamblet for no more text. Here's one you'd have to like dress like a nerd. You couldn't be flying. You couldn't be flying anymore. No text, you couldn't be flying anymore. Come on, I'm playing norms summer vacation. Yeah, be in your Oh no, I'm paying at tax gotta we gotta wear sandals all the time. No, no, no real shoes, just saying, oh I got some flies with suits. Oh dog, I got some sand I shut the door on you. I got some standards, looks so straight pill. I got some boat shoes. I got one. Go ahead, No more. No more your cars you got to ride and just a regular car. No the bus, you got the wing on the But but you don't have to pay. I'm paying tax. You gotta wait on the buck No, and make it work. You gotta ride it back and put your back in front of the bus. And what's gonna drop you right there? Man, he's paying taxes. No more private jest. You gotta come come back to merch. Come on over here and sitting there, wait a minute, taking your belt off. Put your company the trade that we have. But I'm just telling you man, you work for those because no more taxes. But dog, I can't go where I want to go. No more. You can't maybe a connecting flight, but you may have a laver. You can get group and you'll have some little boy you don't know looking at you. Just keep paying tax. I wouldn't do that, not not to play. I just keep paying tax. Really, okay, I gotta live in a half three square feet with your life. No small homes, tiny one of those for a year, a tiny house for years, and then I won't have to pay no more if I survived, if I don't kill myself, I do that like you do. I love that show absolutely, like you're not you get fit in there. Man had them on his show before. Seriously, man, they have to come off because whose aspiration? Whose gold is to buy that? Damn? A lot of people don't. You're sitting on the chair, then you gotta use the bathroom. You gotta lift the chair. But you didn't hockey and in front of people over that evening and you just got your legs over, your drawers down using the damn bathroom and all your funk going upstairs. And the bed is up there on the lawful on top of the closet. Man, I wish the hell out would one year, one year. I do it for one year for no more taxes, you tyuse yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. But Margree couldn't be in that whip. Now. I just had to do it by myself. About three house, three months in jail, no more taxes after that. Hell yeah yeah, three months in jail cigars. I know. All right, Uh, coming up at the top of the hour, the guys are here. They're gonna talk about the first round of the NBA playoffs right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we told you about the story yesterday, guys. Starbucks is still in damage control after a video went viral over the weekend showing two black men being arrested out of Philadelphia Starbucks. The men walked into the Starbucks and sat down. They asked to use the bathroom about an employee refused because they hadn't ordered anything, and after the men refused to leave, workers called police, who arrested them for trespassing. A customer captured the arrest on video, which has gone viral and as also led to calls to boycott Starbucks. They are doing that. THEO Kevin Johnson, publicly apologized to the to the two men, and he was on Good Morning America yesterday. He said we are accountable and he is taking full responsibility and will be in Philadelphia this week to meet with the men face to face. UM. Well, Steve, as a leader and CEO, Johnson knows that people don't care about the names of the employers or or managers to fire. They will only remember how Starbucks got two black men arrested for sitting in their store. But the manager has been fired. And I told you all that, Yes, I told you that's what has to happen, because I'm telling you the problem was the phone call from the manager to the police department. This what hyped it way beyond what it was. Here is the phone call to the police. Hello, Police department. Hi, I'm I'm a manager at the Starbucks here at Philly. Yeah. Are you Are you okay? Are you afraid? Something going on? I'm very afraid. What's the problems are? There's two African American men sitting here still look like they have weapons. There's something shine in their hands. Do you think they committed a crime before? They look like can you describe them? One of them has about, I would say, exactly, thirty eight thousand strands of hair. What does that have to do? He looks exactly to be about twenty seven years old, give or take thirty days. Any other no facial hair, Ah, very strong hands. Are they together? They're right together. They're sitting together. They haven't ordered anything. Does it look like they're making a plan that they're planning to rob us. Excuse me, No, no, you can't use the rest room. I just don't want of the negroes. They can't use the restaroom. Don't let him separate. Do not let him separate. Keep your eye on both of them staring at me. Now, don't look directly in their eyes. You're trying not to, but they're their eyes. I think they're related to Shirley Strong. Their eyes are here. It must be one of the Strawberry Boys. Have you ever seen it before? I almost feel like I think they was here yesterday in cases, Yes, yes, I've seen it. They were definitely in there, yes, and they about nothing yesterday. They didn't buy anything. I'm gonna send a cloud right down. Now. You've got to Harry to arrest them. They need to be arrested. How about wait a minute, is gonna get the drone squad over there? Taste them? Can you taste them? Sa and see you? Definitely? Most definitely this sounds like a tating situation to exactly exactly. No, let me say something. There are some white people in here filming this. Do they look like they like rap music? Oh? My god, they certainly. Do they look exactly, sir, stop asking me question. It's a police car on the way. No, we have a tank on the way. Tank is coming down there. Thank you. Deal the problem right now, thank you. And could you bring all those flamethrowers. Definitely Vietnam set their ass on fire. And be careful, be careful. There's white sitting here. Oh my god. If white people are in there now, if they've got all of them fooled except me, father of god father, this is a dangerous situation. They've got different Why didn't you say white people were there to begin? He's telling you you're afraid. It's Oh my god. They're looking over here, other white people clutching their purses. Oh my god, this is fearful. It's the worst I've ever felt in my life. I've need Starbucks now for seven years as the manager. Down. Oh my god, calm down, please take in the situation. Oh my god, calm down, just calm down. I can't cold down, analyst, but you're not here. We're calling the bomb squad right now, thank you, thank you. They're terrorists still, they look like terrists. They look black, Thank you, serious, thank you, thank you. We have enough information. That's right. They look serrian. We're taking him down. One of them has a vest on Harry before he pulls a streak. Do you think they like chicken? One of them didn't have chicken soup. It was PISSI asked for chicken chicken swe so we don't have chicken soup. He looks one of them saying it and was awful angry, and he said, do you have watermelon tarts? And he said no. Hoh, hey god, oh my god, Harryson, We're we're on the way, no way, all right there, So that's dere Oh my god. They were resting us white people. Are you safe? White people? Well, we're fine. What the hell is going on? What did they do? Guys are great? What hey? Wait, you're taking them? These guys have done nothing. This is wrong. It's not wrong. It's the law. The main thing is, are you okay? I've been okay ever since I voted for Trump. Trump finds out, he'll tweet about it. I'll be fine. Not far me. He's gonna forgive me your job to say, don't worry. All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. The reenactment, the Starbucks reenactment than well, that is exactly what happened. We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, guys, it is time for the NBA playoffs. What's going on? Let's talk. We have a problem. We won our first game. We look real good. But I will say this, We're gonna have to dig deep and we're gonna play ball every single night. You're gonna have to play every single night. You're gonna have to James Harden has been bawling, and he bawled other night. Now let's go ahead and slide on up north a little bit. Cleveland. What's happening up there? That's all Cleveland. Just now. I don't really alwet Cleveland to be in the I don't expect him to win the title this year though. I think I think you can get to the finals. Well, normally wins the first one and all that. What they got to do with it? What I'm just saying, they only win the first round. Well, when we lost the first round yet best the sound. Okay, you gotta win. That's what they gotta win. They gotta be and until that happened. I don't know what we're talking about. Why are you talking? No? I mean it's really cool. I'm not really worried about it. We've been to draft somebody for the Brown Indians was in it last year? We were good. Now he ain't been in a damn thing. So you know, you just get your toe. You what they need to do? The World Series? Okay, Well you just want the world serious? There you go. You want that. We want the NBA title two years ago. You ain't want that. You know what you want to be. You want to be the Chapels that's wanna be. You know, Hey, I'm black talking to some black people. You want to turn that ratio? Go ahead, I'm not turning ray. Why you were about the little little adjective? You're tight? Steve? Can I ask you a question? What is it with the with the Rockets? Why you don't like the rockets? I love the Rockets. It's okay. You don't like the people's actually for the rocket Rocket? Oh goody. I'm actually pulling for the rock because I love Chris Paul and Hard and I think the boys, I think I think they're gonna get them run. And if they don't get Steph Curry back. They can't beat Houston without step step back. No, not you, no it. Step has to be healthy for the Rockets, for the for Golden State to be Golden State, Steph Curry has to be healthy. Yeah, playing with step everybody on the field. No, I saw send it Tim, don't he? They fall in apart? All that knows who ain't there? The Lakers ain't going. That's all that. And you know, but like you think, I appreciate about what you know. You're celebrating your what you're what you're trying to reign on my little parade for you know, just just going ahead, your little celebration. You say, like rute for me, like a route for y'all. You ain't got a root up up up north for y'all to ask. Got a problem in Golden State? Quit talking to me now until you get past Golden State. All this is for not what is all this anger? Not? Not? What's that shirt? Say? Time? Zero seekret Yeah, I'm getting a chance zero sixty. If you know that, why do you come over here messing with the zero? Why do ba you were baiting you? Well, I don't need so okay, let me help y'all. I'm gonna tell you like my wife told me, you already set at all time, at all time, So I'm already set. The safety is always off. So come on over here. You must wants to go all right, listen, we'll be back with more of this foolishing. My butt is hiked up in there right now. That dog will bite right after this. You're listening, Steve al right here, we are part two of our NBA Final Slash. Get on Steve's nerves. Sports is going on up north. Nothing see right there already because you listen to me. Houston, Houston got a bomb squad. Yeah, you know, but we gotta get that. You still gotta get past Golden State. If we're losing this round, and y'all lose gets Golden State, ain't both of us at the house. That'sh But let's just be honest. We had to take them in the overtime to win that. That ain't really good. You know, there's gonna be that food. We got gold State. No, no, no, Minnesota, Minnesota who we had going overtime, y'all over time with Minnesota. So let's just be fair. Minnesota, We just be fair. Just did get it you know, we want a regular time all to night. Jim boy, it was the see this one. Don't like talking sports with people that don't want talking about I watched the dog. I know dog it was overtime game. It was not. I just watched the game last night. What you're talking about? What game was you watching? Why does everything we do end up in a fightin family? That's how family did over time. That's what family do. I don't know because I didn't watch it. Get it, okay, I promise you guys, I watched the whole game last night. It was it was It wasn't over time. I supposed to be saying it wasn't over time? Which one was? What you say? I just I don't. I didn't even know. I don't know. We're struggling with with Minnesota. We wont by first, I'm saying, okay, so it was in regular time, it was not in over It was not over time, damnit. And then that really though I kind of knew that. No, you're just going along with the information. Just want to fight? Oh yeah, fight. I don't remember no game being over time yet thinking about us, we can fight about anything. I'm saying, it doesn't matter Jay and you, being new to the team, have found that out right. Yeah, it doesn't matter everything we do do. We have to fight about every fight about taxes, we fight, We fight about everything everything. Listen to me. Don't worry about what happened up, No, you just take care of what's happened down in the day on fifth wall. Yeah, baby, fifth is the one that counted. That's the one. You can make it out of fifth. You can get the third. Don't worry about that. Care of the shepherd. That's all you were. Shepherd looked like the shepherd with the beard. Yeah, you put on somebody. Hey man, he did something I've never seen in the history of basketball. You know how you do that step back? And he stepped back on the dude three times. I said, hold up, man, I've seen the dude do a step back move. I've seen him do to step book, step back. I saw James hard in one game step back on the dude three times and then launched it. I said, Okay, he on some whole another. Hey that note, No, No, I know the big house of that note. We'll be back at forte after to close out this show with Steve's closing remarks. WHOA got a big You got the big You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are, last break of the day. It's been a good tuesday. Huh. Don't forget to pay your taxes today and all of that. Gotta say that, but Steve, come on, take us home. Yeah. I had a lot of requests to replay one of my closing remarks, so I just want to do one again today. So many people said, man, I missed the one. Somebody told me you did something, so I'm gonna play it back today. These are my closing remarks. I did uh and Act like a Success seminar down at in Los Angeles by the airport at the Renaissance Hotel. Uh. Doreen Raimi does a good job of running my Act like a Success seminars. And I was a keynote speaker at the graduation on Saturday. And so I'm gonna bring a piece of that to what I talked to you about. And I want to keep motivating people. And one of the greatest motivations in my life was my dreams. My dreams were so motivating to me because it put me in a place of not so much focusing on where I was, But it caused me to put my focus on where I was headed, and so as dismal as to where I was was, it didn't throw me off as sinking of a feeling as I had at times in my life. Because of my dreams, I didn't I didn't feel sunken as low as I had gotten at some points in my life. I didn't ever think I wasn't gonna ever come up because of my dreams. My dreams inspired me to keep going. So what I'm saying to you is this. People ask me, Steve, what motivates you? What makes you keep going? It's my dreams what causes you to keep getting up, going to work when you sick, fighting through all the stuff they're saying about you. How do you handle all this negativity around you and you just keep going. It's my dreams. It's my faith in God. It's my faith in God that there's no way He brought me this far to leave me that because you hating on me, You ain't my God, you ain't my savior. You can't hate me out of what He has for me, and you're hating me. Cannot stop nothing God has for me or for you. So my faith in God and my dreams have been my motivation. So let me share what I shared with them on Satday. Motivation. Look at him, now, this is good motivation. It's when your dreams put on work close. Did you hear me? Motivation? It's when your dreams put on work close, When your dreams dress up and go to work. That's the motivation. Now you motivated. You don't put some work clothes on them dreams. Because see, you can stay sleep and have your dreams, or you can wake up and you can chase them. You need to wake up and chase them. You need to wake up and chase them dreams. You need to put some work clothes on them. Jeans. You gotta get some grit, some dirty on you. You gotta put work clothes on your dreams. That's your motivation. I'm motivated because, man, my dreams they keep me going because it means I'm headed somewhere. Your dreams make your head somewhere. Man, you ain't gotta get stuck on him. I I tell people all the time that I keep a plaque in my office in Atlanta that says and and dude send it to me. A friend of mine. When I was going through a bunch of messed up stuff, he sent me a plaque that says, if you're going through hell, just keep going. Why would you stop there? Why would you stop in hell? You're going through hell, just keep going? Because I'm heading somewhere. So all the hell I've been through, I survive at all because of my dreams, because of my faith, Because my dreams allowed me to think that the better day is coming. So if a better day is coming, why am I tripping so hard on what's happening today? Because I know the better day is coming. Because one day, somehow, my God gonna make my dreams come true? Simply because how you know that? The because he said he would. Now you tell me one thing he said that ain't popped off. You tell me one promise he made he ain't killed. You tell me one thing he hadn't assured you of that you can't rest assured it. That's gonna just name it. I'm listening, I'm listening. I'm listening. See, I got that much sense as a Christian, as flawed as I am, I have that much sense as a Christian. So those Christians of you, that's better than me. Congratulations. But guess what I know that about him though, I know that his promises is true, and I got to know sense to lean on him. So when you see me falling and making mistakes and doing something wrong and not staying on the white line, you can quit tripping with me. I'll get back on the line. Just give me a minute. I just fell off. I just made a mistake, that's all I said. Someone shouldn't have said I went somewhere I shouldn't have win. I got that. I'm gonna get it together. Lord forgive me and what she gonna do, and I'm gonna get back up, and I'm gonna get it right agreeing, I'm gonna get it right again. My dreams motivate me. My faith motivates me. Motivation it's when your dreams put on work clothes. You dig. That's what motivation is. When I'm going to do something about making what I dream about come true. My dreams got work clothes on it. So when you see me out there, my dreams got on work close. I'm trying to make it happen. My faith in God gonna make sure that happened. And I just give him something to touch my dreams, those are my clothes. Remarks at that, all right, drop the mic, baby, dropping the motivation. That's when your dreams put on work close. You better get it right. Keep I wasn't supposed to dynamics. Y'all have a great don't keep it all. Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.