The Steve Harvey Morning ShowThings That Ain't None Of Your Business, Resolutions, All I Said Was..., and MORE! - 12.30.24
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Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice. Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know, I think I ought to explain something to y'all. You know, when I wake up in the morning and I say, dig me now, what I'm asking you to do is it's old school, you know, man, And you know you said old people say I dig you know, da da da, never stop saying that. I'm sorry, but dig me now. It's just I want you to I want you to really feel me. I want you to understand what I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration is all given in the spirit of sharing and love. It ain't about to expose me in any way. That's not the purpose of it. But I found that in my morning inspiration that is best that I use some things about myself, because I mean, what better example can I use?
Because I know me, I know what's happened to me.
I know exactly how I felt all along the way concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I now fully do really understand why God had my life spend the way it spun. And here's the part that I want to give to you this morning, that first of all, whatever position you find yourself in today, we kind of come to one realization that we got ourselves there. We put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions. Thoughts turn into things. That's very important to know. So let's look at both sides of it. For people who think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the direct opposite is true. For those who think positive thoughts, it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's as simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down any cleaner, I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one glaring question for all of us always is on a daily basis, what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts? Because I can assure you and it is not by a promise of mine. This is not a theory that Steve Harveyden came up with. This is a fact of life. This is biblical, this is spiritual, This is written, this is philosophical.
This is the law of the universe.
However, you need to drink this medicine to take to get it down and feel what I'm saying to you. This is just the way it is now. And here the cold part, folks. It don't matter if you believe me or not. It does not matter if you have never been explained this or not. And it does not matter if you think it works in your life or not. It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way it is. It is a scriptural, it is a spiritual, it is philosophical.
It's just whatever is the law of the universe. You call whatever you want call.
However, you got to dress this thing up to put it in the phase that you can feel me.
I want you to feel me now, because this is all it is.
So when I say that you are where we are today because we thought ourselves here, are you best to believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no one else see. Let me explain something. I got people around me who so badly want to take credit for it, but I don't allow it. But because I keep pointing to the heavens, I keep pointing and trying to say it out loud as many times as I can without being so offensive, that my life is by design, by grace and mercy, by blessings from God. My life is because God has seen it to be so. Oh, but I got plenty of people around me want credit for it and want you to not give credit to God and give it to them. I got that. I got that, But I understand that. See, I understand what that is. That's a person whose design is to get the credit.
But it's okay. It's so clear to me what my father was saying to me. Man, I get it.
As I get older and older, he always said to me, son, everybody come with you can't.
Go with you.
See, you know, I don't know how people say it in church. You know sometime they go, well, people come into your life for seasons, and I guess that's same thing. You know they seizing up, They gone, well, you know, and then but then hi, the way they try to hold you though, or you're gonna forget where you come from. You ain't gonna keep it real no more. I don't want to go back where I come from. I don't want to keep it that real no more. It was real enough for me living in a car. I had enough of that real. I don't wanna keep it real now. I don't keep it real. I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want to go keep it fantasized. I want, I wanna. I want to keep it out of this world. I want to keep it off the chain. I want to keep it moving. I want to keep it ball, and I want to see what that's like. So Nah, I ain't gonna forget where I come from, but you ain't gonna hold me to that though See, thoughts become things all day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the things that you want written down? What do you think about the most? How grateful are you for what all God has done for you? Where you at with that? See here hear another law? If thoughts become things, Let me ask you this. If all you thinking about is your debt, if all you're thinking about is what you ain't got, if all you thinking.
About or is all woe is me? If all you thinking about is every time I turn around.
I'm sick if all you thinking about it's the things in life that you're lacking. If that's all you thinking about, and if thoughts become things, how much debt you think you're gonna stay in?
How much?
How much how much lacking you think you're finna fill your life with? How much most stuff you fin to not have because you keep thinking about it all the time. When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you, when it's gonna come out your mouth, Man, that I may not be where I want to be, but I show am grateful for what you've given me so far, for the things I have today because I don't have to have these things.
You know what that does?
That then opens up room for more stuff to come your way. To be grateful fall, But if you're gonna be ungrateful, ah, man, let me ask you something. I ain't God, I don't claim to be, But let me ask you something, man. If you ungrateful for the things we got, If we can't show no gratitude for what we have, why would God give us some most stuff to be ungrateful for?
What would he do that for? Tada? Anybody feel me? Right now.
So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now, do you understand why I say dig me?
Because I want you to feel me.
I want you to understand and come to the understanding, not saying you ain't. Because there's so many people got a deeper understanding than me about this whole thing. I promise you they do, but they listen to me. I'm just trying to get you to walk up in this light, man, so you can go on with your life and quit tripping yourself out with your thoughts because thoughts become things, all right.
All day you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come. The Steve Harvey Morning Show is here. Gratitude is the leading force behind everything we do at the start of the day. And I don't y'all, I don't want y'all to miss out on this blessing or being grateful to start your day. You might as well talk to him, but start by thinking. Then you can go down your list to what you want. But started like that. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica or that legend nephew Tommy and Junior. Junior, kill space, what's on your mind?
You know?
Uh?
I was really wanting to notice on because I got to fill out some paperwork and I won't to know if I can put your name on it, you know, like if I wait a minute, you don't even.
Know what it's for yet.
I don't need am I gonna put them more damn papers? This is this starting to sound like would you rather?
Hey?
No, you can't, Okay, So I gotta have like somebody to sit in there in the hospital with me, and they want to know you so you can get authorized come in, and I wonder if I put your name down you.
Just come here?
Hell no, hell no? What not going to sit with you at no crisis. I ain't even like talking to you on the phone. I don't like your little voice, all feeble and tremling, hurt.
I said, Junior, what's up? And then you can hear breathing in me.
You're good?
I said?
How you holding? I'm all right? Show it sound like.
I'm good?
Man.
Damn there crying and stuff. I don't, man, don't put my name on the damn I'm I'm gonna be of no help.
To you. I don't. I don't want to sit there. I ain't. I ain't good with sick ass people at all.
At least he's honest about it.
I know he really honest.
Like you wouldn't like you ain't gonna help me to the bathroom, and none of that.
What if you met him? Put a bathroom.
That's out the dog.
You gotta pull some little sheets up around you and to pile them up on your lap. Go have your business, you do anything. You put a pile of them right in your crime. Just pile him up, make a little volcano with your sheet. They just will wet it up. I'm not here, you do it.
I had an accident.
Sorry, nurses, Oh myde are having breakfast?
Awful?
Yeah, oh my god.
I just want to hit a bathroom. You can't.
You can't go to the bathroom. Or you and you can't quit breathing.
Both of you're out.
Steve, you're out.
Ain't no mouth to mouth.
It's COVID, all right, Uh, junior, I hope you got your answer.
Stay healthy.
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're going to start to show up with some church complaints from pastor Motown and Deacon Depth Jam.
Right after this you're.
Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time to talk about life insurance. It's one of those things that everyone should have, and Globe Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just a simple application and cover options up to one hundred thousand dollars. Get the coverage you need in twenty twenty five. Go online at globelifradio dot com or call one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred to apply in minutes. That's Globelifradio dot com or one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred. It is Monday. Time to have some fun with Reverend Motown and Deacon Depth Jam. They're here with today's church complaints.
Outain a more Lord, Yeah, gracious God.
Here, thank your time.
We we here again. That's right Own, this blessed Monday. Let's eagle to find out what in the world in rolla unb had a more complaining congregation?
This this he in hell, that this hen hell.
Everybody understands exactly what he said.
For if you know not, that's cause you don't want not. He's putting it together.
Put it all together, all right, Patson let's get going here.
We got an issue.
Brother Kirby Benson, better known as KB, accidentally took four Viagar pills thinking they was his daily vitamins. Could you please tell Sister Greta Wagner and Sister Florinda Prescott to quit jumping on the man every time they see him.
Or jumping on him?
Well, well, well where you think, pat No, I mean that church church? Is it in the parking lot? What do we they have jumped on him in the parking lot. They are ran and jumped on him at the supermarket every time they see Brotherby.
We have nothing to do with that. Once you leave outside these door.
Well if I agaho, well we'll see what we ain't gonna do his bring Tyler your bit is church complaint? This ain't parking lot or supermarket complaint.
Now we're not addressing all that up. So moving right along.
Ah Mervin's funeral home Carr As you know, brother O Cyrus Daniels, we put him to rest this past Saturday, uh pastor after the funeral, the Hurts was the Hurts was supposed to take him to his uh his hometown which is three hours away, but they had two flat ties. They are asking if you can come uh on eighty five South and pick brother Osiris up and get him to his hometown. They've already taken him out the casket, but they stranded.
That won't be necessary. I was informed of this because I was one of the few people that still have a c B.
Said.
I heard that the.
Funeral convoy had been delayed because of the flat tide, and I'm aware that they took his body out of the hearst. Also, now do you want the rest of the store?
Yeah, got it, go ahead.
Well, when they took the little body out the hurst down their body creek.
We was. I went over there and we we buried him right there.
Body creek. It's a hometown that that's what the do you think he know that? But the man wanted to be at rest in his hometown. That's what it was supposed to be. He probably three hours away from from the Tructors, where he is originally from.
Well, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take the empty box.
We're gonna take a box and get brother Ferguson to put it in the back of his pickup.
He got that new Dodge round he gonna drive it.
Three hours and have the bury Ordell. But he's done there by the rivers because he used to always hear him say, down by the river side out there the will that good places in.
We are a situation we think we want you to speak on Deacon Karter just having a uh bass spot in the back of his head fundraiser. Yeah, he's having a fundraiser party, a ball spot in the back of the head fundraiser party, and none of the members have stepped in to even think about coming and helping it.
Uh, it ain't no problem. We don't need that much of her. Think of seventy nine dollars is all we need, because we're gonna go to salaries and buy a pair of balls and clippers with the seventy nine and we're gonna run that ball spot in the back of his head.
Clean up to the front.
We we're gonna in this hill. Yeah, no way, We're gonna ball him out that way. You won't have to remember about the boss spot you balla. Yeah, there won't be no need for no more fundraising for him. We've already solved that. There, go ahead, Deacon.
All right, I'm over the lounge.
We have a special guest that's coming this Sunday, brother Kyle Jefferson, who is a blind, uh blind and this and one arm passed, but he's gonna be playing the harm moonic of eleven o'clock service. The members are asking that you talk to him, and he's adamant about singing his eyes on the Sparrow.
We just don't think that one's gonna work.
And now we didn't want to tell the blind man not to sing, you know, play that song right about the thighs is on the sparrow.
So well, I told.
Him to go ahead and sing his eyes on the sparrow. I didn't want him to sing precious Lord take my head because he don't have but one of them, and he won't be able.
To play the her mother.
You better him.
As shoot? Does he do that? He got he got quick blowing that her mama. Now you ain't got no song?
Now man, well he will try to sing this little light of mind, but he won't to act everything out. You know how long we can take you with that one hand like a canda dislute a lot of mine. I'm gonna let it shouldn't be all day waiting on this calendar.
Get me it.
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Switch gears and start the show with as the CLO, here we go. Uh, this one, Steve, is from the movie Oh.
We Will thank you for telling me that.
Well, well, well we'll get a fourth one.
Do you have to say all that on the air?
I have one?
I have one one?
Okay, you want to start all you got a fourth one there, Steve?
No, No, I don't want to start with the go ahead.
All right, come on, clo, you're ready.
Here we go.
This one's from Maury and Fort Lauderdale. I'm twenty eight and I moved in with my mom three years ago. To help her through a financial crisis. She got back on track. A year ago, she got back on track, and a year ago she reunited with an old flame and quickly fell in love with him. Their relationship is progressed, and she told me they're ready to move in together and her house is more suitable, so I'll have to move out within three months. I've been helping her pay the more mortgage and other bills, so I haven't been saving any money.
I am so hurt by this.
Should I tell her how I feel or just move out?
Well, you should tell her how you feel. But then you got to get out.
Oh that's all. You could tell her how you feel? What is your mama's house? You got to go and here come this man. Man, you know that's a little trifling, but you know, you know what your mama doing and all. But I don't think she really realizes the sacrifice you made for her.
So you may have to bring it to her attention.
Okay, I like that advice, Cela, Thank you.
Moving on, chick and Montgomery says, my husband is a long hauler, and when he's gone, I had another life that he knew nothing about. I like to go out smoke cigarettes and drink hard alcohol and entertain men.
What.
I'm a waitress and I met and I meet most of.
My gentlemen there.
I recently found out that my husband is on me, So now whenever he's home, I started showing him my other side and I have left to go on dates while he's home. He doesn't say a word. Does this mean he doesn't love me anymore? Is there any way to fix this?
No?
No, I ain't gonna fix for this. He cool with you going now.
You found out he was cheating, you stayed. He found out you cheating, He stayed. You know your marriage been over? And how old are you? Anyway?
What is hard liquor?
Hard alcohol?
Christian?
Yes?
You know anybody that say I've been smoking cigarettes and drinking hard what?
What were you?
What?
Were you homish and entering the hard? It could be some brown looker. It could be I've been.
Smoking drinking hard liquor and he entertaining me. And jadamamn, you just went from the Sunday school teachers to you.
Jess, Damn. He's athetic.
She had a whole nother life. She said he didn't know any of that.
She hang out and hold the walls.
Huh average, Yeah, yeah, not caverns.
Yeah all right.
Bria in Paradise Island, Bahama says she's going to turn twenty soon and she's in a relationship with a twenty six year old man. My parents are old fashioned and told him he's too old to be dating me. They have forbid me to see him, so I have to sneak to spend quality time with him. He has asked me to marry him, and my dad won't allow it. He says that he loves me enough to wait for me to turn twenty one, but I'm scared of losing him. My parents don't understand. He's a really good guy. Other women are interested in him. So what should I do? Wow, she's twenty nineteen.
Actually well, I mean, I mean you're gonna keep saying it's what you're gonna do. You've already made that decision. Yeah, I mean, that's what she's doing. She sneaks to see him. She's claimed that he's a really good guy. He said he's gonna wait for you know. She say other women are interested. You know they're in the Bahamas over on Paradise Island. That ain't a lot. What is the Bahamas, twenty one miles long.
I don't know, but I love it there, Yeah, yeah, I.
Mean love You know, it's easy to bust it. That's for damn show. You can't drive, you can't run off. All you gotta do is keep going in the circle. Eventually you're gonna cat. You're gonna catch it.
On the island. Just wait people to come back around.
And this is that age when kids don't listen. This is that age. Oh wow, especially if the.
Parents hours nowhere.
But yeah, am I preaching to.
The choir right now?
All right?
Jay?
It is you gotta give up one thing, mister harding cussing, smoking cigarettes.
The other thing sports? No, no, after.
You gotta give up one thing, cussing, smoking cigars or sports? Which one you get rid of?
For good?
No more for good. He's not gonna handle this question. Will you see his face. I'm struggling already.
I thought he would say sports.
I don't know if you can I'm giving up sports?
Sure?
Okay, Well can I give up sports?
You got to give up one one one, y'all.
Love cigarette, got to go and finish, stop cussing.
You gotta to give up one.
I'm gonna work through stuff. No, no cussing helps me work through things.
You know, I'm dressing believer. Okay, girl, I would know what to do.
Man, if you told me I couldn't cuss no more, I'll tell you right now. Man, you beater really threw me into summer. You better come get these damn cigars because you show ain't finna get the cussing.
Okay, man, yeah.
I'd have to give up cigars and that and that's a hall.
Well would you because that you ain't have a cigarette? Would you be cussing that?
I lie.
And dog for sure.
I wouldn't even know what to do without sports.
Okay, you're smoking cigarets watching the sports, but you can't cuss.
How that sound?
What he just fumbled?
He mixed the dump your fault? What the heck?
Man?
I think I slip.
My writs washing All right, thank you Phil and Jake for that final one.
Miss Steve Robin martinshaw Man.
Marriage is one of the biggest compromises you'll ever make because it is a continuous compromise. I don't know if you understand how many times you are going to be ever so right and just have to apologize for being wrong.
I can't be right ever, I'm right, okay.
At the court house union.
You can be right to yourself as much as you want, but in the relationship you have to just let it go sometimes because the room of marriage for a man is this. You can be happy or you can be right. That's the choice we face all the time. So who made that rule off? They were wrong the whole time.
You're gonna lose it all. See, you're gonna you're gonna lose your house. You're gonna you're gonna lose your thing. You care bros.
While your hair falling out right now, your hairline is steady heading back because it can't be up by your mouth.
That's what's wrong.
Your hairline is trying to get away from the stupid stuff that's coming out your mouth.
Coming up right after.
All Right, it's time for something funny, for something fine, I got something, a list, we all got some Just let you know right away when it ain't none of your damn bity.
You might see it, yeah, but let it go. Let it go.
What you keep, you know what you see, but it ain't your.
Busy You are going to have to do something thing now we have because you're not good you don't like this because you're bush, but I want you to read them. This is really going on in people's lives. I want you to read at least two of these, all of you, and read it like you mean it.
Let's start off with you.
Here we go, all right, here we go.
Number one, just say none of your bins.
You see it?
If you see somebody throwing a large.
Rug rolled up, okay, and it's got feet hanging out, yeah, that.
Tell somebody.
Speak when you walk back, how you doing see, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what. This is real. When you at a restaurant, uh huh.
You see somebody in the back having a problem with the food, and somebody holl out.
What the hell?
I just say, keep eating, don't.
You come.
Somebody?
Not Benny, get into it?
How may you that one?
I'll tell you what.
If you were the restaurant, see a cow pass through the back and two chicken fly food?
That really ain't no.
What you go on, Charley, come on, try read one of these and big one.
Just okay.
If you see your neighbors kids, if they steal a car or something and it's not yours, that your damn bad.
Nothing neighbors don't matter. It don't.
If you see somebody with something on, they know, and it looked like break your soul, you.
Damn Okay, all right, all right.
If you see someone open the exit door. Okay, you're at the movies and they let nine people in the theater.
Oh, come on, movie starting?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you hanging out with some white folks at the park and they hear something and walk through the woods, let me tell you something that ain't got nothing to do with you.
That ain't none of you.
Go in there now that I.
Don't agree with. Lemon had one.
Lemon had one, let me have one?
All right?
Your homeboy, y'all been boys fiend Okay, tight, y'all tight, just hang out. All of a sudden you see him hanging out, hugged up with another dude.
That none of that. You gotta be careful.
They don't say anything.
What about this day?
If you see someone at the drive through take the money and put it in his pocket, your dad.
You astrong. As you get your food, just get your food.
You gotta call the police. But you don't know.
You don't drive off from that. You don't know what he's going through.
You don't know what thatess at all.
Man.
If you in line uh aft amusement, Paul.
Okay, yeah, and somebody cut the line behind you.
That ain't your come up here in front of me, but you cut. You see him cut right there like that right behind you. That ain't yourn the line.
That's not right.
I ain't.
Let me tell you that.
If you with your wife U and see your girlfriend with another man that really ain't your that's not gonna go.
Yeah, nothing about that.
You shouldn't say nothing.
I'm not gonna say any not a thing.
A good time.
I heard.
You're in the grocery store.
You see somebody go over to the grapes and they eat about, say, four handfuls of break up a pound, they eat a complete that's wrong, they eat a pound break just set that getting great?
That ain't none of your tail.
Visit that Jordan Jay, Now that's dealing.
Yeah, that's great.
How about this Jay? But you have to bank uh huh, And you have to wonder and the man next to you have to winder if you see him slide the know to the tailor, that ain't none of your tail being give me my twenties.
I an fu and let me go get out to think about it.
All right.
I'm with you.
You you're the coffee place, right. You see, and you see somebody get a handful of them sugars, just a handful, two in each hand, two handfuls the packs, put them in their pocket.
They don't bother. I'm diabetic anyway.
That's too many sugars.
Not too much.
If you in the jail, uh huh. Yeah.
And you see somebody working out with a train, uh huh. And the trainer tell him to do fifteen raps and he walk home and they don't do for six.
Yeah.
I gotta tell.
Honest.
It ain't got nothing to do.
With being honest.
Hey.
This is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicius Shot. Hey, this is Motown recording artist Camp.
I'm here.
What's up? This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, what was up?
Good morning? This is Tony Braxton.
You I already know what timing is, what DC on flight? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Time out for would you rather? Would you rather give up your cell phone for a month? Or would you rather give up bathing for a month?
Hello? Bathing or moving?
I'm finna put together some funky deals. I can't make no money to get this. I'm gonna go on.
I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I seen my son FaceTime on his computer and everything I got Because let me explain something to you. If you laying in the bed naked on your stomach and you raise your knee up by your chest, that dry ice cloud comes out your crack, eases up over the houp of your booty and slides along your waist, time roll up over your elbow, and it come down behind your shoulder. It looks like dry ice, except it's invisible. But it's not that white dry ice smoke, and then it comes round your face and it just lock on your face.
You can't get it off.
I'd rather not you know you're going to bathe?
I got to man. It ain't no way in the world.
Yes, that dog that third day.
If you got twenty seven more, Yeah, for a whole month.
Yeah, you might not even have to raise your leg up after two weeks.
You just need to stop walking.
If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just following you, just buzz You're looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown?
All right?
Would you rather never age physically?
Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?
I could stay right here, I'm saying right here, I got enough to make it on in if I think like this at one hundred, I'll be cool with it.
So physical physically, yeah, oh, physically, stay right up. You know?
Would you rather never on the show?
You know, you know, you know you pretty good? Look at morning show when you look.
At you know, Yes.
Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for sharp distances, were mobile shock for short distances. If I do an outburst, it's got to be about four five steps.
Shut it down.
I immediately got to pull up because I have heard it about to come right after that.
Don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.
And Junior, what about you?
Would you rather never age physically or mentally?
Mentally?
I want to be missing so physically it ain't working for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm in him, but it ain't the ain't nothing happening in there.
Tommy quickly physically okay, okay, all right, well thank you.
That's our round developing physically. Well, he's been there.
Man, you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is time now to check out Steve's voicemail. If you want to leave Steve a voicemail, call him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, let's go to the phone, Steve. This caller is about Africa.
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Steve?
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Well, I've gone to quite a few, but I highly recommend that you go to Ghana because you have to go to the slave castles. You have to go and see what was done to us to enable us to get on the ships. It was one of the most emotional, heart wrenching things I've ever a scene. Wow, And I'm telling you, man, what they did to us as Africans, it's unthinkable. And then they had the nerve on top of the slave castles to build churches and cut holes in the floor so the Africans that were enslaves are a thousand slaves in the area that's big enough for two hundred people. Pack a thousand people in there with no running water, no bathroom facilities, so they could hear them saying about Christ. And then they had the nerve to try to walk me in that church upstairs. I wouldn't even go in there. This ain't no church, This ain't no house or worship, This ain't where God at. I'm not going in here. Who y'all think y'all talking to the God I know was not in that church? Oh man, it's called So anyway, long story short, go to Ghana because it's beautiful. The people in Opera are wonderful that they have trips out to the castles and it's just an amazing experience to see where it all started from. You gotta do that first, and then I recommend you go to Johannesburg so you can see what we've become. And then Cape Town, Derby, South Africa is wonderful. I strongly suggest going to Kenya. Kenya's beautiful. If you can go to Rwanda, it's the most pristine city you've ever seen.
You've never seen a city like Rwanda.
They ain't a leaf on the ground over there, man. And then Boswana. You got to see Boswana. You gotta go to Okevanga Delta. So if I went to a trip, I would do it two way. I would go to Ghana and then me personally, I would go to Boswana. But you gotta want to see the cities that we've built, Johannesburg.
Cape Town.
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The e me Steve Harvey Show. I am a sixty year old black female. I'm a licensed nurse and I have four children but never been married. I am looking for my mate.
I have just moved back to LA.
Sold my house in Virginia, moved back to LA. So I'm starting over, but I'm only attracting forty year old Can you give me some advice? Men in their sixties do not realize that I am in my sixties and there's not much to work. But so can you give me an advice to find out where can I go to meet the manager? It's more closer to my age and we have more in common. Okay, my name is Carol, and thank you very much.
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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject the.
Backseat and the barbershop.
We'll get into that and find out what that's all about in just a little bit, but right now it is the nephew and the prank phone call.
What you got for it's nept today.
As you're not lie?
Yeah, you know that always kills me.
Courch bought me this glove that I may have healing power.
Which way is up?
Which way is up? I could do any movie that's the one I want to do with. All right there, let me let me play three people? Which way is up?
Really?
Really?
Tom got it?
Preacher, old man and myself. Which way got it? We'll pack up? You're listening to me. I could pull it off if you let me have the baby. Which way is up? The remake? By all?
Right?
This right here, buckle up and get ready, y'all. This right here is lunchtime date. Lunchtime date, cat Dog. If you would.
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan.
It is Alan.
Who is this Alan?
Yo?
This Derek Man. Check us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband.
Right, yeah, yeah, that's that mean something?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I work just like I said this, Derek Man.
I worked with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're a supervisor or something. I mean this about work something. I mean she's doing a good job and everything.
But no, no, no, everything's straight, man. Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything is cool with the job. This right here, man is like what I noticed. Man. And if you know, it just seems like every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like, you know, you would call and and and uh and then blocked off the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like you just cut in on all the time that I have that I had with her.
What wa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold up? Hold up, hold up bro wait you what the keep doing at lunch with my lady?
Son? Like I said, you know, we just we're just spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems so rude.
You know that rude?
Rude you you Okay? First of all, that's my lady. Okay, I can call her whenever the I feel like calling her. That's I pay for them. Bam, Jill, I bought that iPhone five I could get about please all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Y'are supposed to be at work.
No, we are at work. We call like I said, we call workers. You know, it just seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting in front of her, you know, we're supposed to be having lust together and she's talking to you the hole.
Okay, what's what's your name?
Getting names there there there? All right? Derek?
You work at the same building, now, okay, you you will work right now?
Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the job, y'all working.
The same flows. I'm goin to come and see you. You kings about to jump off way way different for you, straight up.
Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What is a big deal? Understand?
Okay?
You act like you don't see her. You have you don't see her when she get home, you know, So why is it so important that you waste a whole hour of blood shun holding her.
And waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that. Why don't you go out there and get you and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up in front of me, Lady, that's my wife. I walked down the aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house, We take care of this. He helped me hold it down. And this you you you ain't you know it's like you if you don't ever want to come in and do what they got stuff, always want to come in and somebody else wife, And why won't you do this? Take take this advice and see what it works. Have worked for you, Go to the church, library, grocery store, whatever the fund your debt, and you get you a chick. You gag her for a minute, you caught her for a minute, you romance for me. That's what real men do. You know what I'm saying, That's what I did. That's how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart. You try to get up there in front of lunch with us every day for the past year. I'll tell you what, bro, it may not be today, it may be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see me me and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation, just gonna be a face to face you all.
I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all. All I'm done, Okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all. I'm just saying. It's every day you call him, man, what do you want?
Why supposed to talk to every guy day? That's what a real do. You don't know about that because you are You ain't no real. All you know about is trying to holler at some street. You don't know what it needs to put in work like a real man do to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything, the family, the kids and fixing the yards and fences. And you don't know nothing about that. All you know about is being a ROACHU wife can't even go to work. But I like you trying to step in and don't mean no guys with us. It's okay, Like I promise you, I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this house is gonna go. It may not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you, and I what's your saying? Means I would come see you by tomorrow?
Son?
It mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?
My name? My name is there?
Yes, you won't always want to people smiley face in my wife's face. I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I see it. You can please believe that. Please believe that. Talk to about a little friend at lunch and like how help get my up anyway.
I got you'll know how to Rachel phone. But that's besides the part.
My worst farm dog ain't that cool? I don't think I ain't never heard of no dere before the day. And what a sudden you calling me talking about you was at lunch every day with wife.
And you don't it's a friendly lunch day, just what it is.
I realize you how you do friendly? I know about all that. You ain't fooling me. I know like you who prey on mary women all the time because they like you. But that's like I said, it's gonna change from shoes.
Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on the more than me? Tommy tom who Tommy Tommy is always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you need to be worried about.
You have Tommy who? Who's Tommy dog dog song?
Nephew Tommy? Man, check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steel harb in morning show. Your wife Rachel got me the pray phone call you.
Oh believe y'all.
Did this me many?
I could have come down to man, may I am Now. You don't gonna burn that building down. You don't even.
Like people.
Tell me this, this is my prediction. Somebody gonna suck you up for real.
Man, I'll oh, hey, man, take it out. You got to tell me this man, what is the baddest radio show.
In the lay only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Man?
Of course, Talk to me man, talk to me man much dek I mean when you calling every day?
Man, what do you want? What is it you want? You're just you left the house. What do you want?
That's my wife's son, Derek.
May not be, but it definitely ain't going past tomorrow.
That's right.
I'm turning the whole building down on you.
I'm on my way.
You're trying to have lunch with your wife, and here you come call.
He totally said he may not be today, but it definitely ain't going past tomorrow.
Watch time today. See me close.
Yeah, I know guys like you sitting around trying to pray up on people's wives and stuff while they ain't around. I seen you all, you negroes. Need to get y'allself. So you know what, that's all right, that's all right. We will deal with it. Don't worry about it.
We'll deal with it.
And heard people say those exact words, you gonna see.
Me, Oh you're gonna see might not be. It ain't gonna go past tomorrow, but.
We see it every day.
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Subject the back seat and the Barbershop. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a married woman in my late forties. I have a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and he's also married. He's a co owner of a barbershop, and that's where we met. That's where I met him. We've been seeing each other for a few weeks and he's got long work hours, so we have to have sex whenever and wherever we can. The first time we were intimate, it was magical. I made an appointment to get my lock shampooed, and I had no idea it would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.
Wow.
We were the only two in the barbershop, and he asked me to remove my turtlenecks so.
It wouldn't get wet.
I knew he was flirting because I'd never been asked to remove my shirt to get my hair washed. I did it, and I leaned back in the chair with my ample bosom spilling out of my black lace bra He told me that he is all man and my breasts were making it hard for him to work. He leaned against me while he shampooed my hair, and I could feel it pressed up on my arm. It was at eye level, so as he shampooed my hair, I did what I had to do. Since then, I've been going by his shop a few days a week. When there are other customers inside the barber shop, we go out to the back seat of his car. We're either in his barbershop or on the back seat. I would love to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's always got clients to get back to. It's the quickest, most enjoyable sex I've had.
In a long time.
I tried to arrange a meetup for us in the past weekend this past weekend and he said he can't see me outside of work hours because he's a family man.
First.
How can he say this after all the kinky things he's done to me. I offered to get us a hotel room, and he said, no, Why is he putting limits on our affair? Why is he putting limits on your affair? You haven't figured it out yet.
You're just the back seat girl.
Okay, he's not trying to have anything more than that with you. You were too easy the first day in the barbershop. You were doing too much. Then now you want to stretch out and get comfortable and what make love. No, he just wants to do you in the backseat of his car and get back to his clients. Okay, that's it. You want to turn things up and have a full blown affair or something with this guy, but.
That's not happening.
You're just some merry chick he's got on the side. Stop trying to make this more than what it is. It's not. He's not gonna get too involved with you because he's a family man first.
That's what he said.
You don't mean anything to him. You're not important to him. Isn't this obvious. He's not going out of his way for you.
He's not spending any.
Money on you any time really other than the quickies, and he's not gonna take you anywhere nice.
Well, where's your husband? Anyway?
While all this is going on, I say to you, get your dignity back. Stop being the back seat girl. Leave this man alone. He's going to end it anyway because you're going to become a problem to him. You're catching feelings you want more than he's willing to give, and that's not a good look for him, this married man who puts his family first.
Steve, it amazes me how people send these letters in and they just start typing like his natural the subject is the backseat and the barber shop. Let me walk you through this unnatural natural letter dive Stephen Shirley. I'm a married woman in my late forties. Okay, I have a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and.
He's also married.
You don't see how this letter is just and took so many damn turns. Yes, and you know, just be typing like okay, this just what's happening. You know, I'm in my late forties. I got a boyfriend that's five years younger than me, and he married too.
He's the co.
Owner of a barbershop and that's where I met him. We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now and he's got long work hours. He owns a barbershop, he's the co owner. So we have to have sex whenever and wherever we can?
Right now? What you have to have sex?
But you don't though, See, you created this and now you're telling us something before you'd even told us how it jumped off. But I'm gonna tell you why. You having sex whenever and wherever you can. The first time we were intimate, it was magical. I had an appointment to get my lock shampooed and I had no idea would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.
We were the only twin the barber shop. He asked you to take off.
Your turtleneck so it wouldn't get wet. Now, is he washing your head or washing your neck?
Right?
Then?
No smocks?
What if we had Washington? Are we neck washing?
Right?
What we're doing?
So?
Now he asked you to take your turtleneck also it wouldn't get wet, And you knew he was flirting because you ain't never been ass to take your shirt off, get your hair, whife.
I did it and lean back. Well what you want know now?
You to lean back in the chair with your a bosom spilling out of my black lace brawl.
Who you just designed?
You just you just described a porno movie.
Wait what that's a porno barbershop is.
A porno movie. The pool hall is a porno movie. Uh, hair washing is a porno movie. They don't have really catch your ass titles anything. You got your big bosom spilling out of your black lace brow.
And then when we come back, I'll tell you what happened. All right?
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The back seat and the barbershop. We'll get back into it right after this.
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All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject the back seat and the barbershop.
Well, he just married lady in her lake.
Boy, he's got a boyfriend in five years longer than her. He married too. He's a co owner of the barber shop. She went down there to get her locked shampooed, and she didn't have no idea. It was being done by a big, handsome man. He's a call owner of the shop. He get ready to do that, and then he tell her to take off her turtleneck so it don't get wet.
She knew the dude was flirting.
She took her turtleneck off anyway, lean back into shampoo boo shampoope, leaned back in the shampoo bowl and her ample booze was sticking out of her black lace brawl. She knew he was flirting, so I did it anyway. I didn't even tell him. Look, we can do this without getting my turtleneck where. Let me roll let me tuck my turtleneck into my blouse. You didn't do that. You took it off and lean back. Let him have it. He told me his all man, and his breast was making it hard for him to work. He leaned against me while he shampooed my hair, and I could feel it pressed up on my arm. See all this is trouble. It was at eye level. So as he shampooed my hair, I did what I had to do. Hold on, hold what Because it was at eye level? You did what you had to do. Really, you know how much stuff I had had at eye level that I've had to avoid in my life, Like what? You know how many women I meet that's at eye level that your ass scots to ignore. If you doing stuff just cause it's at eye level, your answers in trouve tricky is to move it up to your eye level. If you sitting down at the banquet. All I got to do is walk by eye level. Since then, I've been going by his shop a few days a week. When there are other customers inside the barber shop, we go out to the back seat of his car. We're either in the barbershop on the back seat. I would love to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's always got clients to get back to. It's the quickest, most enjoyable sex I've had in a long time. I tried to range a meet up this past week and he said, he can't see me outside of work hours. What what hold?
Where are you going with that?
Exactly?
I can't see you outside of him. I'm a family man first.
How can he say this after all the kinky things he's done to me.
He done it to you doing work hours.
He's done it to you in the barbershop chair, in the shampoo bowl, and in the back.
Seat of the car.
I offered to give us a hotel room, and he said, no, Why is he putting limits on our fare?
Because you are in a limited a fail.
How your start is, how you finished. What you demand is what you get. What you asked for us, what we give you're asked for it. At the shampoo bowl, we gave.
It to you.
You come up there a few times a week. You ain't gotta wash your locks a few times the week. I know that you come up there a few times a week to get washed, not your lots. You come to get washed and all the Washington is going on in that backseat of that damn truck or in here when it ain't no customers quick coming up down three four times a week. He don't want no room with you.
No, you ain't room worthy.
Why spend money on the room with all our want is in the back of that car. As soon as these people get out of here, we're gonna be at this facebowt you the fate you the face bowl, barber shop, back seat hick.
You don't get no.
You in your late forties, you knew better when you're starting this.
Now you he done told you. I'm a family man. First.
Yeah, you just came up in here. This just happened. Appreciate it. But that's all this is. I don't even like you like that. You just at work. You this just man, this just this just popped up out of nowhere. You're not finna be nothing else, Lady, Quit asking like Shirley said, You're not finna go to dinner, y'all.
Not finna.
Take no long walks at the park, y'all. Notna sitting on a park bench talking things out. He don't care about what your dreams and visions is.
Man, I don't care about you. What did you talk about? You thinking?
What?
He just know you kink and you'll do anything cause it's.
At eye level. Whoa high level?
Then I'm glad that ain't my excuse. It's at eye level. You know how much trouble I be in? Messed with everything said?
Right right right, right right.
I'm on the zoom right now with all my coworkers all in that I level. You don't see me sliding in They dms and stuff. Come on, no, we I level every boy. You lady lady, go on somewhere.
What you writing?
Yeah, you're sure a husband.
We appreciate the letter though, because it was entertainment.
Yes it was, Steve.
Thank you.
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It's very simple if you if you're in a relationship or been in a relationship, there's things that you have said. Just a little statement. Next thing you know, you're the full blown argument, just just out of nowhere. All Like, all I said was all I said, Well what would I do with the money if I want to lie? And I said, you know I say this, I say that. Then all of a sudden, I'm We're in an argument. You have a full argument. Oh make believe money. You know what I'm saying something. You know what I'm tying.
You've been there, yeah, yeah, been there?
Still in this you know.
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I mean, you know, I remember that's what I said.
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Okay, everybody, whenever it's fool, we always look at you.
I don't know why.
I mean little simple things that started, you know, like it's all I said was if we wasn't together, x y Z one of your girlfriends who I get with.
You know.
We're not together?
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Man.
You can't really say nothing about their body.
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All I said was if she pregnant, it's a possibility.
You know, I'm just if she's pregnant, wow.
Tell you want to Maybe maybe I had to give my car key. I walked in the room one time, she laying down on the bedch trying to put the pants on.
I said, that's how we gotta do it now.
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All right, it is time for comedy roulette.
Jay, help us out.
A little bit here here.
It is very simple. We take three subjects, We put those subjects on the wheel. We spun the wheel. Wedge stop, we make it funny, do it, set it up, Let's do it.
Things people say when they're closed don't fit anymore.
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And then things people.
Say when they've been to a bad house party. Okay, you got it. Okay, now spend.
The wheel, give me the house, party, in the house, the house water, buy my stick.
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Things people say when you bring up something they did wrong to you.
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Guys, Here we go say, okay, we're still talking about that man that happened in the third damn grade.
Can't you let that go?
You are sixty eight years old now, damning.
People say that you bring up something they did wrong to you. Okay, first off, it wasn't a lot of money. Okay, first off, it was only one hundred dollars. Okay, God, dog tell everybody.
Things people say when they bring up something that they did wrong you. Hey dog, Okay, I ain't know that was your mama. I thought that was I thought that was your doll Okay, that's a big dear friend. I didn't know it was your mama. I thought it was your sister.
Okay. I'm just I'm just saying, all right.
People say when you bring up something they did wrong to you.
Things people say when you bring up something that they did wrong to you.
Okay, man, better, I don't ask you for nothing else. That's what they say. Yeah, yeah, that's my last from you. I'm taking you on my borrow list. How about them?
All things people say when you bring up something that they did to you. I just forgot my damn answer. I swear to God it.
In real time, I help Jay.
People say when you bring up something they did wrong you, look, man, I know I wrecked your car, but damn I couldn't see hell accident.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
The people say, when you bring up something that they did to you, yeah, it ain't like you ain't got no money.
I mean, damn, when you bring up something that they did wrong to you. Hey man, look uh you know, I mean we we can't work none of this side.
I'm just saying. Every time I talk you, it's always about this hell.
You know what I'm saying.
It's about this hell.
Dog, It's always about this hell.
Come on.
Things people say when you bring up something that they.
Did wrong you.
Hemn, man, you you're gonna keep talking about that when you got another eye? Put your eye out you're talking about see you you got I put your out here.
You come waking at me, waking at me, trying to make me feel bad.
Your pa.
All right, we have time for one more.
One more.
That's it.
Let me hear all right, let me hear hey dog, Okay, yeah, okay, he pregnant from me, but she's married to you. I mean, but you got to go on on work this eye though you got you. Come on, dog, come on.
Dog, you need to do right there. You need to do right thing, man, the right thing. Come on, all.
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So scienists say it takes about twenty one days or twenty one days exactly to build a habit. So if you're planning to make a New Year's resolution and for next year and stick to it, you should start your resolution now, That's what the scientists are saying.
Then by the beginning of the new year, you will already be in the new habit.
You know, have that new habit, It'll be underway, and you'll be more likely to keep it. That's why I guess that's why a lot of people drop off after they make those resolutions.
They don't keep them because they're not in the habit of doing it. So start now, according to scientists. So, Steve, have you thought about your New Year's resolutions? Are you making it for next year?
I stopped doing the musical.
Because you didn't. You didn't stick to him. Is that why you stopped?
No, I just decided whenever I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna do it now. I don't went to New York New Year to do nothing. Okay, I gotta get healthy. I gotta get healthy now. I ain't got no right.
So you're kind of in keeping with what the scientists are saying.
Then, well, I don't know. He was no scientist.
I know he's not a scientist.
Have trouble spelling it fell scientists though, S C I E N T I S T.
Yeah, very good.
Don't don't ask me to spell nothing that's got to do with science.
You just got the subject.
I'm good.
Yeah, I don't worry about nothing. Symbols and stuff they got.
On the periodic table.
Asked me to see if I remember coming up.
We'll play around him, would you rather? At thirty three minutes after the hour, that's right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Would you rather?
Would you rather give up your cell phone for a month or would you rather give up bathing for a month?
Hello, bathing saving I'm finna put together some funky deals.
I can't make no money, get this phone, I'm go on. I'm gonna just carry my laptop.
I see my son FaceTime on his computer and everything I.
Got Because let me explain something to you.
If you laying in the bed naked on your stomach and you raise your knee up by your chest, that dry ice cloud comes out your crack, leases up over the hump of your booty and slides along.
Your waist time roll up over.
Your elbow, and it come down behind your shoulder.
It looks like dry ice, except it's invisible. But imagine that white dry ice smoke.
And then it comes around your face and it just lock on your face.
You can't get it off. I'd rather not.
You know you're going to bathe.
I gotta you, man, it ain't no way in the world that that damn that third day. If you got twenty seven.
Most yeah, for a whole month, Yeah, you.
Might not even have to raise your leg up after two weeks.
You just need to stop walking.
If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just following you, just you looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown?
All right?
Would you rather never age physically?
Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?
I could stay right here. I'm fine right here. I got enough to make it on in if I think like this at one hundred, I'll be cool with it.
So physical, physically.
Oh, physically, stay right here.
You would rather never on the show?
You know, you know, you know we're a pretty good look at morning show when you look at you know, Yes.
Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for short distances.
We were mobile shot.
For short distances.
If I do an outburst, it's got to be about four five steps.
I gotta shut it down.
I immediately got to pull up because I have heard about to come right after that.
I don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.
And Junior, what about you? Would you rather never age physically or mentally?
No?
Mentally, I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't working for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm into him, but it ain't.
Ain't nothing happening in there, Tommy quickly physically, okay, okay, all right, well thank you.
That's our round.
Physically, well, he been doing that.
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