Y'all know what time is. Y'all don't know. Y'all bags all so long, looking back to back down, giving them just like the Melican buck bus things. And it's tough y'all to me, true good to the hardy listening to me, to each other for sto handy. Why don't you join yeah by joining me? Honey, sat said you gotta turn on. H Yeah, you gotta turn to turn the turn lovey, got to turn out to turn the water the water. Come come on your back, Uh huh, I sure will a good mone on everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, here we go today, folks. Uh this is a good one because today I want to share with you something that that affects every living soul, and that one thing is your attitude. This affects everyone. It is your attitude. You know. I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but I mean many of you who listen know this. But there are a lot of people who don't understand a positive attitude can bring about a change. A positive attitude can bring about a change. Well, now here we go with the Nay says well, Steve, what you mean if I'm just positive being chained? My mama gonna what me being positive got to do with that? Okay, Now listen to me carefully. A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, okay, Steve, I hear you saying that, But they didn't fired me. So now what does my having a positive attitude have to do with the fact that they fired me? Well, one more time. A positive attitude can bring about change? Or Steve, I set up in here and gave eight, nine, twelve years of my life to this man and he just he cheated on me and walked out. Now what does me being positive have to do with him cheating on me? How that's gonna change that? Okay, here we go again. A positive attitude can bring about change. Now listen to the whole thing. Now, the positive attitude and the change that can happen starts just to start. It starts within you. See, life is tempera cent. What happens is what you do about what happens. Okay, you gave twelve years of your life to this man. He cheated and left you. Hold in the bag, the kids and everything. Now, what does being positive have to do with changing that or they came in and they fired you. You lost your job that you was a stellar performer at. But now, how does you having a positive attitude, How does that change things for you? So far, you can use any example. Here's what happens when you have a positive attitude. What it produces within you is a positive approach to life. And when you have a positive attitude and a positive approach to life, it causes you to be optimistic, to have a positive out look, to expect things to eventually turn around, and and and and turn into a positive That's very important because as the law of attraction comes into play, if you think positive thoughts, you attract positive things. If you think evil thoughts, you attract evil to you. You know, if if you want for nothing, then nothing comes your way. If you want for positive attitude, if you want for positive results, if you want for a great outcome, that's what you attract to you. The change will begin within you. So let's take the man that walked out your life and left you hold in the bag. Here's a positive attitude. Okay, two things have happened as positive here. Number one, you've ridd it yourself of someone who was obviously going to be, if not already been, toxic in your life because you many restless nights, a lot of uncomfortable feelings, an uneasiness, not shore or insecurity, you've been going through it with this person, whoever they are. Number One, that person has been released from your life. Number Two, It allows you now to have the someone who will treat you just the way you want to be treated. That's the positive outlook, that's the optimistic way. That's when you're a positive person. You see the positive in things that happened to you instead of burying yourself under the horse, wrong with it, old woe is me? Now, concept see a positive attitude. When they came in there and they fired you and let you go. Could this not have been just the opening you needed to finally start on a new career path that you've been talking about doing anyway? Could it possibly be a brand new chance for you to get the dream job or dream career of your choice. Could it not possibly be the perfect opportunity now for you to finally finally do something about that gift, about that talent that God gave you, that thing that you love to do. Could it not be the perfect time for you to pursue that. But if you don't have a positive attitude, then you lay there all they're finn Come get in my house. Oh what I'm gonna do now? All this unemployment ain't enough? Oh Lord, when it's unemployment run out? What am I gonna do? Then I won't have nothing? And you old woe is me until you become old woe is me. But if you take it from the positive approach, some amazing things can happen in your life. I will tell you on a personal note, that's some of the most some of the best changes, Some of the biggest moments in my life came after a loss. Some of the best things that's ever happened to me. Some of the biggest moments that I've accomplished in my entire career came after a loss. So I don't want to go down on the list, But boy, I could tell you. Let me let me tell you something. When they didn't want me on the radio anymore in l A. W. They didn't when they were it was sick of the way I did radio out there, and they wanted me gone. And on May two thousand and five, when my did When When when when my deal was done with the beat out in l A. Okay, look what happened though, y'all was gone in May. But in September nineteenth I started to Steve Harvey Radio Network with four cities. I'm now sixty some cities, you see. But I didn't go old. Woe was me? I said, Okay, God must have something else from me then, because if he didn't remove me from this, that must be something else. Same thing that happened when you lose and you and you and you break up in a relationship, same thing can happen to you. You never know the one God God for you. Now here you go, here you go again. Now you get put into a situation with somebody treat you just the way you want to be treated, provide you with a whole lot of aspects of your life. You knew nothing about pride to that. But you gotta stay positive. You gotta keep looking out, You gotta keep looking to God. You gotta keep believing that there's gotta be something better for you. That God has a plan and it don't coincide with your plan oftentimes, but His way is the best way. Oh. I have not liked it many times. Man oh, man, I've had people scathed me. I'm talking about man, people. I ain't done nothing too. I don't even know where it's coming from. Just go public and just try to bury me when they got through. Man, I can't tell you what happened to me because I ain't raised my voice back. I didn't. I didn't get into that negative lane with them. I took the high road. And when you take the high road, God got something for you. So all of you out there is struggling, that's being hated on, that you feel like your life and took some turns that you have no control over. If you stay positive, that positive attitude, that optimistic outlook, that that that always thinking, God got me, no matter what happened to me, some amazing things that's going can will happen in your life. It's a fact. I don't know how it works that way. I just know that's what it is. Positive attitude is everything, y'all. So get off the old woe is mean negativity train because it ain't gonna take you nowhere but down and get get your outlook up. If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. Altitude is determined by your attitude. How high you go, how big you become, how far you go. It all depends on how you think. It all depends on what type of attitude you got. Ain't no, ain't no very very successful, super negative people. It just doesn't coincide the way if you see that something happened to him along the way, and don't worry. You ain't gonna worry about it because you ain't gonna see them long because you can't stay up there like that. This is too hard, all right, that's the conversation you're listening to Steve Morvay Morning Show twenty one minutes after the hour, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen. Energy, it's what we bring in the morning. It's what we give in the morning. Good times, laughter, Oh, exuberance of happiness comes to you every morning. Won't you join us right now? Folks, gather your children and everyone, and won't you come. Won't you come to the greatest show owner, Ladies and gentlemen, bring them Bonham Bailey, whatever they name me is, they don't. We're back up. They closed. Bring him, bring him, bring him, bring him ballom Bailey, bailly him. But we are back open. We got the biggest tints. We got the biggest tips called Dar's go Hends ten. It's sad like, yeah, yeah, we got the biggest tints. They have the biggest hints tints. I'll see what he was hated. And he's looking at me. I need a man bro a move meaning the workout. You're not going alright, So come on, we have the biggest tent. I thought I should stop. You got scared. Just love it when he gets scared, you know, man. I was shooting promos this weekend from a new talk show that's moving. Steve and J has called me really good. J and K will be joining me as writers on the show. I didn't know. I didn't even thank you so much. No way, I'm going back over there. Yeah, oh yeah. I was going off for Shirlott position, but surely said she don't want but one job. What made it? I could have squad. I'm not doing with this one thing and I'm going home. Did not hear that from me? And so we were shooting promos about the show moving to Hollywood. What's a great opportunity. Man. The show is going to really change in so many ways, folks. You won't even recognize that the set. It's going to be gorgeous. Uh huhm. Working on the theme song now, but the whole transition is going to be absolutely fabulous. I was meeting with the executive producer this uh over the weekend while we're doing a shot promo. Shots, shoots promo. Let me promo shot, Yeah, because the next word you're gonna have. Yeah, I'm scared shots here and what's coming because the work once I get stuck on the word because I used to start it, you know I do. I do a vow rundown yeah, yea, And so it shot those promos. It's gonna be really really great OX and then, uh, I can't believe you're doing another show. I can't believe it. All right, listen, it's time for something funny. When we come back. It's gonna be shop talk at cut Mos. When we come back. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, y'all, welcome back, Welcome back. We're going over to cut Mos. Cut Most barber Shop is all ran by h Curtis mo and that thus the name of the shop is cut Mos Mold Barbershop. Uh, and the head parader is Curtis Mote. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to cut bats. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So what's happening to everybody? How y'all doing? I'm Curtis. What's going on with you? Brother man? Anything? Good? Man? Just being here in timing on. Had to go home. It's a good place for me, you know you always say that. Yeah, I'll just be going. Man. Damn, it must be rough not to be able to go home. It's not rough because I'm here. So tell everybody who you are now. I'm Tyrone, Tyrone, Okay, Tyrone? What's going It was up fellas? What's going on? Curtis? Yeah? The slim talking? You know, I'm tall and slim. How know? You know what are they laughing? Because you ain't either one. I'm slim, tall and slim, tall and slim. Why your voice sound like mine? I don't know. I got caught up in who I was supposed to and then you got to change your voice comes you know, you told me to be pimping most smoothed out, and then your ass is pimping most smooth. Okay, alright damn yeah yeah, alright, what's the name slim? You showed on sounds slim, But what I'm slaying and he's les getting carry head about that. You ain't got no hair with you, little man. Hey, what's what's going on? What's going on? Curtis? Some linen with the hairline with what kind of hell? I have a list of there with the with with seing heline you say proceed it was proceeding, but it's going back now it's been okay, So you don't have like in a recession. But that's you the only one making it look good though you ain't. Ain't listen, Curtis, that's what I do. Yeah, yeah, So anyway, you know, we was down here talking about some who makes the best who you know what? I'm trying to figure this out. Who make the best cheat, the best cheese? Oh man? The government make the best cheat. Come on, oh man, ever since I've been tall and lave, the government make the best velveta velmavita really really really craft craft best teeth. Oh man, I shut all y'all out. Let me hear what you got, oh head, cheese is the best cheese. Boy you get the souse meat, oh with some crackers. As you don't know, you always fronting like you molded somebody else. You better get on out of here. Man. Okay, here's the other question right here. Now. That boy that came out in the NFL draft, the one that they banned from baseball. We was going to the Cowboys played for Missouri. Dak Prescott boy played for Missouri. That Mississippi state. You need to know your football, you know, if you're gonna come up in this shot with the list, you can't have a list and be stupids and proceed. So I'm talking about remember that dude that came out football and they sort of banned him, you know they they said they didn't. So here's the question. Will there ever be a center playing basketballball? Basketball? I said basketball? Probably said anything about football, and I knowed your shot. But you're gonna watch how you're talking to it, though, kay, hold way for what what we're in your talking. This is what we do with the bobber shop. We talked anybody said that strong with your black people. Y'all make me sick. I'm talking about for real, little man. This need to go get some speech there up here, something for that because you just here spending on the customers and everything. I'm doing my best cut it is. Curtiss ain't curses. Curses? Is how you right? I know I've spit on their bath. It's a little witting here, man said right here. You know, hey, man, let me ask you something. Man, Yeah, how come Micky Mouse got on pass but Donald duck don't anything about? That's just nay jaging. But no pan naked he got jagging on. We ain't got no pan. Mouth shut that pan. Sometimes they ass out it is the thing to do. Though you understand that, curt ain't. They couldn't make pands fun with you. It's mickey mouth stain park. He got pans spitting say something. He spit up over you. I ain't got can't get no pants right here, right quick and coming there? Ur two cold for white people to wear flip flop? You ever noticed that. I'll be going, I'll be doing and snowstone up and cut off. But be down there starbucks man like it's just alright with a sweatshirt on legs be crossed and for flip flop. I'll be going, damn, you ain't got that much hair on your legs. White people they're doing doing something like that, man, And then you can I'll tell you something else I think too. Man, Go ahead, say, Michael Jackson still wait wait, wait wait wait, Michael Jackson, still you've seen it. I ain't got to see him right out there. Never Michael Jackson still lack right out there. You ain't see nobody buy his place ship hey, because he's still there. Because here, you've been there the whole time. Though they had the field on everything, did you see Uh no, we didn't go to the field. Now, we didn't get to go. And if they still see Elvis, they still see Mick and Jackson, because yeah, I'll tell you something else. Tupac out there with him. Leave that now, leave that way off on this man, You're way off on this Curtis. That's listen to me. That's why Sure getting his a whooping prison right now, Parks sending people the money to whoops for snatching in front of me to third place. Got a new album coming out, all right, coming up, we're gonna have a visit from one of Steve's characters. We don't know which one is. It gonna be Roscoe, Sister, O'Dell, Ralph whoever pimpin We don't know, but it's coming up right after this jam. All right, you're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Hey, we're back, coming up at the top of the hour, missaying to be here with National news straighten us all on that right now, the cruise here? What shure me? What you gotta talk about today? All right, Steve, here's a gig that you've hosted before. I think you and said hosted the very first b ET Awards show. Yeah, I remember that show. Kick well, funny lady. We all know her from Saturday Night Live. Leslie Jones is gonna take. Yes, She's gonna host this year's be ET Awards. She's only the second woman ever to host the show. Uh Monique remember Monique did it? It was you know she did. She did Beyonce Crazy and love Thing. But anyway, Leslie said in a statement that b ET was the first network in place where I was on TV. I am looking forward to uh turning this whole experience into a joyful homecoming. Of course, The two thousand seventeen b ET Awards is set to air live June at eight pm Eastern. And you know, Steve, I gotta ask you, do you get nervous when you have to host stuff? Because, like I said, you guys hosted the very first be nervous. Uh huh, you know you but but you sick. But I'm sick now. But you guys, we can't ever tell. We can't tell that you guys are nervous unless you tell us. I never know that you're nervous. With Jake, you know, that's a whole different experience. Tommy nervous was different. Tommy used to drink. Well, that does calm your nerves, doesn't it. We just did your show and I was so nervous then, I mean you saw it? Oh yeah, yeah, but I was nervous, man, Yeah, yeah, my nerves we're not there and took over more applause than any That was fun. You allowed us to have fun. So that was good. And we'll get the date for the show. Excuse me, cash you guys. A couple of questions here high times going, Hi, how are you doing? Buddy? Great? Great? Carly? Hey Ralph, how are you doing? Suy? Yeah, it's surely well Anthony, Hey, Ralph? How you doing? Man? Let me hear something Jay? You okay? With the two names Jay Anthony Anthony Brown, three names Anthony Brown kind of like s Rick V entertainer. Yeah, so it j Anthony the Brown J Anthony Brown. Is it a reference to your color at all? Is that what we're doing here? Brown? J Anthony Brown? Yeah, like you know, we don't do that. There will be no like j Anthony White. You know it's it's not gonna happen. Tommy, How you doing it right? Good? I mean, you know, he doesn't want to be called tom. I was just trying to shorten it up. You don't, you know, you know, just give us a little connectivity here. That's why I call people, you know, a shorteny name. You know, like you guys do you guys give each other's nicknames. I was just gonna call him tom, but god, he got offended. Well, yeah, that's not his name. Her name is Thomas all Tom. Well, it can't be both now if your name is Thomas, didn't it isn't Tommy. Somebody threw that in. Well, my mom has been calling me Tommy from day one, but he ain't. Don't wanta get into that. Sorry, off limits for me. Cash you guys a question about BT, Yes, of course, Yeah. Why do you do it? Why it it's a celebration of you know, entertainment and sports and things like that. It's a celebration of the best guys, I mean facing, I mean, we don't have wet TV, we don't have white entertainment television. I mean, you don't call it that Fox Network. Yeah, you don't all that. So you guys are just gonna play a little get back. Is that we got one, maybe two stations? This is no magic Johnson got Inspire, Yeah, got bet, you got TV one Hello Yeah? Centric Yeah, Centric, huh bounce. That's a lot, guys. It's not how to channel though. Yeah, but for so many years, Ralph, we were excluded from mainstream, mainstream TV. So we created our own you know, Hello, Yeah, that's what. That's what we want to turn on the TV and see people that look like you. Yeah, and why we gotta give you a black history lesson on stuf? Why we gotta do Hey, guys, guys, come on, how it's called communication. I'm trying to understand. I'm not knocking it. I just wanted to understand a lot of my friends don't know why what sounds like you were knocking it a little bit? Yeah, I mean, I mean why what the question was? Why you told me why? I got kinda get it, you know, I mean I kind of get you know, guys were piste about friends, so I understood, you know, well, come on in the whole city of New York, not a one, not one like that at all. I said, Oh my god, this is blatant racism to me, a white guy. I thought it was awful. I mean, you know, he had that show different strokes back in the day. I was going like, wow, yeah, what a great thing. I mean, a white guy just saves these two black kids. I thought that was great. You didn't get Yeah, we loved it, okay, Green, I mean it's like me. It's like me coming on saving this show. It's the same thing. I just came on the roof. What you say, I've never been on here, and you guys didn't want me. I'm just assuming I'm gonna welcome edition. But I'm looking at the ruddings and I'm going, hey, must be me. You never give us any warning or any advance. Yeah, yeah, you just pop up. Hey, that's what they call a blessing, just pops up. And in the words of you people yourself, won't do it. Won't he do it? Hey? Hey? Hey, hey, one more time, bro, won't he do it? Won't he do it? Hey? Hey? And I hey, and hey, guys, it's called blessings. What pops up? That pops up? I wanted to see if Ralph wanted to go to the BT Awards, But you know you're firing off people. I don't even want to kick it. Would you like to want to go where you guys invite me? But you guys never invite me. You don't want me there the lea Thomas giving you side? I row here, you're going there, You're gonna you know, the anger Jesus, what are you saying about the anger or level? God? You guys are quick with that. You guys, it's just just go. It's from high time to asswhipping. Now, he's just like that. Yeah, we operate, tom Yeah, we're good. On the clap back we are clap yeah yeah, what is that new ebonics? I don't can't get that one clap back? He needs a good at Thomas hold on time. Well, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Tommy, you know you keep swinging and I gotta swing back. And you mustn't know a lot about an swhippies. You know, you guys took a lot of them from you. I had to do it because because Thomas was swinging at me guys. Sorry, miss and is coming up with our national news. Ralph, you're listening Steve Morning Show, all right, missing in a standing by with today's news. But first, Steve, it's summertime almost okay. Women, of course can wear open toad shoes. They can wear sandals, no problem. Most guys, on the other hand, with their hairy, crazy looking toes. Shit okay, shot comes to mind there for some reason. So what's your take on men wearing flip flops? Um? Never? Should they never wear them? Should always company. If you got nice feet, yeah, yeah, I don't mind if you have nice feet. I can't can't wear one ses, Tommy. Do you wear sandals? Yeah? Sometimes, because you don't. You don't really have nice where'd you get that from? S put shoes on a lot of times? I'm not toping at all, nothing, okay, tom I'll just remember your feet here be beating baby toes like baby toes. All his toes, all his toes looked like corn. I love little baby food feet are so beautiful. Yeah what Tommy, Tommy got them feet, But they aren't grown as man. Look like a mutation. It looks like stunt it grow. He ain't got no toes. He just got toe nails like stunt grow. Yeah, just just got a fist and it's got some toenails on the knuckles like that ring feet or shut up, junior, Sorry Jay, you didn't want to join them. No, my foot, my foot is. This is the foot that when you pull us out, when you get the petticilling, there's a lot of talking. They go in and looking fool I ain't to black. What's that way to just fileing down? Don't worry about what color it is? Why you ain't gotta have all that talking, No eat whatever, file it like the other one. Do you have your toes? I have them all, but some of the coloration is a little different one. So I can't wear the open toes shoes you want to make your daddies ain't took two or three toes floppy, sliding on and on, turning the air up in here, turn on high. So now when you guys get pedicurius, do you get polished? Some people get some guys get clear polish. You should never never guys with like black polish on their toes. If you get black polish, you into a whole different lifestyle. We're not judging for just just the lifestyle. For instance, I've seen in magazine Seal, the singer Seal. I've seen him with black polish on Seal. What neutral color, but I have seen that. I'm just saying it's actually clear. But once it hits that toe, it sucks it up to the dark part of his foot. The black wearing socks and sandals, leaving calls from a distan didn't look like he just got on socks a shoe. Alright, See time to get serious. Let's go to missing ladies and gentlemen, miss and trip. Thank you very much, everybody, and good good, good morning. This is a trip with the news. Okay, listen up, everybody. Police say that Tiger Woods did not have any alcohol in his system when he was arrested Sunday morning after filling sobriety tests. He didn't. Police said he found Tiger asleep at the wheel of his car on the side of the road near his home in Jupiter, Florida. Was some damage to the vehicle and two flat tires. The reports that says the police report says they had to wake him up and that the world famous golfer speech was kind of slurred. He told officers. He didn't know where he was. At one point he said he thought he was in California. He wasn't sure where he was headed now. Woods has recently undergone a series of back surgeries. Everybody and you've heard about those. He's told cops. He's been on several medications, including Vikadan, which is a very very powerful painkiller, and Tigers apologizing to how it all may look to his family and friends and fans. Again, cops say Tiger had no alcohol in his system. He was arrested, though, and released and is to be arraigned in July five on charges of driving under the influence because he was out of sorts, no doubt from the medication. The Cleveland cop who fatally shot Tamir Rice, the twelve year old black child who was merely playing in the park with a toy gun, that guy has been fired finally, however, not for that after over two year internal investigation. The city of Cleveland firing Timothy Lohman for inaccurate details on his job application. Loman's partner, Frank Garenback has been suspended for ten days. That is in connection with Tamir's killing. Investigators say going Back violated a tactical rule in the way he approached the innocent youngster. He again suspended for ten days. Jury selection has begun the retrial of a white now former University of Cincinnati police officer accused of the twenty fifteen fatal shooting of a black motorist. Ray Tensing is accused of murder and involatary mansload for shooting and killing Sam du Bois doing an off campus traffic stop for a missing front license plate. Tense's first trial ended in a hung jury, even so, the judges turning down prosecutor's request for a change of venue and also refusing to allow the jury to see the Confederate flag undershirt that Tensing was wearing that day. Get This. Housing Secretary Dr Ben Carson claims that poverty is only a state of mind. During a recent interview with fellow Republican Armstrong Williams in Serious XAM, the former neurosurgeon who grew up poor in Detroit, says a quote, if you take somebody with the wrong mindset, you can give them everything in the world and they'll work their way back to the bottom unquote. Carson says parents shouldn't still on their children the mindset of a winner. Well, that part I think we all agree. Today National Museum Day, Nationalistparagus Day, National Neckaloon Day, and National Brother's Day. As Dan tripled me back with Eugene the Butterfly and twenty minutes after the hour, stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As always, Ladies and gentlemen, here he is. Good morning everyone, Stephen, Timmy Shirley College junior Anthony Brown. Um that morning, Um. Yesterday, it was supposed to be a conference call. You know, there was gonna be a consultation for me and Steve Harvey because we're supposed to be doing a Yanna fix of my life. Now you were not on the call yesterday, and that is going to create a problem with us, and we are the odd company. We're gonna If she's gonna fix our life, she's gonna have to hear the things that we want to put on the table. And you're gonna have to get on the call. And I know you're busy and you have jobs and things to like that, but I need you to get on the call so we can do what we're gonna do. We are you. You need to hug your brother and you need to go over there and get involved with this at this relationship. It's to work. You need to go there and hug your brother. That's and that's the way we're working on. They want to know all the things that we have that we we disagree with one of them. Thank you. I'm sorry. You just got Stephen. We have thirty years our day. She's gonna come up with a family for you and she's going to break. She's gonna fix our life. So good. Yeah, you need to be on hell yeah, come on, try to get through the gate. But anyway, she got Steve. We have to be on the conference call. They have to learn what it is about us. So it's fixing, Yes, it's prepping and in order for us to do um what we're gonna do on Thursday, we have to be growth. Yeah. Grow, Yeah, I love growth. You've got to hug your brother. Your brother isn't and you need to go over there and hug him. Important. See how he follow what he's saying right there. Now, open your arms, re open your right and be ready to embrace me. Minutes of hugging. You're gonna hug me Thursday, we'll see. I mean there is tension. There is a lot of you know, sort of animosity between you two. Maybe I really not. I don't think it's really animosity. Shirley, Well, there's something going on. Well, I don't tell you what is. We ain't got to go to don't I don't Afore somebody just asked me I don't like him. It ain't nobody about to make me like him? What if he done to you? Though? I think he's whiny. I think he's just respectful. I think it's an element of arrogance. I think he's ungrateful that Tommy has given him the life that he has, and he disrespects Tommy. And without Tommy he doesn't exist. He thinks he's better than all the other characters. He's always wanting to be number one, and he doesn't know how to share. Now, what is it for me to like about him? That can come out in therapy? Steve, there's out now. I just told you what's wrong. Don't get mad though you're yelling him too. Why are we still talking and you Londer ain't coming here? Said, let me your brother say it, say it me, me, me, me, that's your problem hood out, h brother, come out if you have any bron is gonna murder another hit at thirty four after the hours you're listening, Steve har y'all, we back this time for our newest member to come on and shine. It's called murder the hits or what is it? What is it about? What we're doing it too? And who are we doing it for? Oh my god, this is such a good one. This might be another one of your friends that you have lost again. Yeah the list? Could you read the list just so we could catch up. It starts with Sea Long Okay, Yeah, and it it doesn't that's at all. It goes from Celo. These are the celebrities who hate us now probably never come back in Celo, John Legend, The Weekend, Janet Jackson, Kirk Franklin, and Jermaine Jermaine Jackson. That's to Jackson. Yes, let's add another one to the list. And I'm not a Jackson. I'm sure you're friends with. His name is Tyrese. Excellent singers singing, well a couple of them. Maybe a couple of years ago he had a song called Shane Yea. The song was about, you know, expressing how he was a shane of everything he did well. I kind of twisted that around. It's the holiday's Memorial Day, people eating barbecu with all their white um. So my song is called stain Shane same put him on. Lets check it out on the steve. It's an old white shindy in my cleanest suit, from my head to toe, snow white, baby white. You spanking new like bad to see I land, Mr Roke and tattoo can tell me nothing. Wait, they're serving by back. Got a rip to protraction action, just one piece I can have made me a bit from napkin in up eating a snab, washed it down with fruit juice, looking down up confused. How I got mo ful sauce all over my side? Now I got stags on me ebkill and brown sad web and wolf up clean. I'm afraid it's time to come. I got my Micuel sauce all over my broom. Now I got stage on me kill bro what woolf up clean? I'm afraid hired him. What's your cats sending that to him? I'm sending it, oh, y'all thinking about that. Sherlondon Wood would be at the j spots June, the one through the sixth. Please check out. We're gonna roach the first through the six Yeah, damn, that's what she wanted to do, Steve, I can't. She's also doing a fundraiser for you know, any college fund, so she's at the club too. I'm gonna go see yeah, yeah, So put him on the list. Tiras is on the list, and uh, Bruno mars at him for Friday because we will take care of that again. Oh, your next murder the head. That's what I like. Well after Friday, all right, the brank phone call is coming up next with the nephew What you got Now, we'll see right after the song. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the our right about four minutes after the hour. Get ready for today's strawberry and letter. But up next, come on food, what you got? You're not graduate? You're not graduate? No heartbreaker right there, for it's talking to something you're not graduating. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a trava place. Uh this humble of this. This is my name is Joseph the work open student Affairs. How you doing today? I'm good? How are you? I'm good? Listen you're supposed to be UM. This is your fifth year here at the university. You're graduating and UM in the next seven eight days. Am I right? And yes there joint. Okay, listen, I'm giving you a call. We got a bit of a problem here that we want to try and discuss with you, and maybe we can get you over at student Affairs and come in and have a meeting with us. But we wanted to bring it to your attention. Now, you took a one of your last subjects was English, uh, and you had an English exam with a You guys are writing an essay. M I R m ir, Am I correct about that? Yeah? Yeah, that's okay. Let's see that we got some problems here that the professor there is actually a simulating that you may have cheated on this on this essay that you've actually written. Now, I mean from what from what he's telling us here at student Affairs, is that you may have plagiarized some things uh that uh that we're in your essay. Dude, No, I didn't. I didn't plagiarize nothing that was in the essay. Everything is documented like it should be, So I don't know what you're talking about essentially cheating on no exam or no paper nothing like that. You must got me mixed up with somebody else. No, no, no, not at all. You're actually Mr Travan, correct. I mean that's me, But I didn't cheat on no exam for that matter. Okay, well, let me let me try to bring you up to speed here at Travan. What we're gonna need is, we're gonna need you to actually come in and talk to us over here at student affairs so we can try to get this thing rectified. But I will let you know, it's gonna take a few more days longer than graduation. So as of right now, you're actually not gonna be walking uh and graduating with the rest of the students. Man, man, you got me messed up. What's what do you mean? I'm not gonna be walking well until we get this situation rectified here. You're not gonna be graduating with the rest of the students now. Dot. I don't know what I how to do, but you'll need to figure it out and find out what the problem. I mean. I ain't cheating on no exam there you're talking about due My family is coming down here and you're talking about cheating on an English exam. There I look like cheating on an example. And I'm getting ready to graduate. Man, now, y'all need to fix it, like right now, like today while we're on the phone. We can't do that. It's a little it's a sensitive subject and like I said, it seems like it's plagiarism. You know, if we can get you to actually come over the student affairs next Wednesday, man, you've got me? What you mean next Wednesday? Due? I'm graduating in a few days and you saw my next Wednesday. Men, why don't my professor didn't give me a call? Why are you calling me sir? This is not something that professors actually take care of. This is a student affair situation now, and it's a very sensitive situation. And what we want to do is try to get this thing taken care of. And if you if what you're saying is actually true, then you'll probably graduating. So you got me. I'm telling you writing that this is you got me. I'm just I'm graduating. This to me here too long to go through some my last few weeks of school, and you talk about August. I ain't even tiding here right here, same man. You didn't even time to hear what you got to say. Man, my family is coming down here from everywhere to see me graduate. Now I'm the first graduate from my family. You're talking about some talking about my cheating on the paper, paper a paper? Can you come here, man, I'm not gonna work two and three because to see me to the school. And now I'm coming getting rid of the graduate and you're talking about how to wait until August a graduate. Man, Hell not, I'm on my way to the office right now. And you can tell whoever the profess is that I'm on my way and he needs to be there too, Sir. I can really tell you that we can try and get just sing rectified and earlier the next wednes like, Man, what's your name again? And where is where's your office? Okay, okay, okay, okay. So I'm about to get in my car right now and I'm about to come over there, and we're gonna handle it today. And I am how are you singing to me cheating on the exam or paper? Man? Is that is the professor? Man that there's a possibility of pagiarism? Here are you kidding me? Do I've been in five. Yes, I'm the start law to graduate from Colors. Man, my grandma is eighty two. He is all that ship come in and see me graduate. And you're telling me the about seen of the paper, and I got away till I'll get to graduate. Man, make you tell it, professor to come to your office right now, because I'm already in my car on my way to come to your officers. And we're gonna handing this today. Said man, you got me. I don't have any more room or my s to actually pull anybody in today or you're gonna call me with like this somebout you ain't got room in your casule. San Hell now, miss miss whatever your name is. I'm all my way to your office right and I'll get you. I will tell you, and I'm telling you up front it's gonna be a problems. I ain't graduating in a few days. You've got to deal with me. You got to deal with my family and my mama. Where don't play this? Then you got a hurt sir, I under is there a possible maybe you plagiarized and didn't know that you did that? You mean the paper was that I had a new Sir, can I can, I can I tell you one more thing and then and then all that you can't tell you you're not ready to call me with somebody. I can't graduate with my class as I didn't been this for five years, and you're telling me I can't graduate until August. You ain't got to tell me. I do have one more thing I need to tell you, and then I'll let you be on your way. Okay, man, go here? Can I tell you what I want to tell you? Do? Go ahead, I'm telling you this. It was nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank phone called by your best free and Brian. What hello? Man? Do somebody gonna playing junks like that? Dude? Maybe you know how hard I get out this five years? Yeah? Man, you are the first black male in your family to graduate from college. You're doing it, big boy, man. I know, man, it's been a journey. Bro. I think I got one more baby. What is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man, It's that Steve Harvey Morning Show that wasn't too far was always just get right on the line and just right to the edge. And keep all right. June thirty is making fast, baby, it's going down a time to laugh, Kay Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center in Dallas, Texas. Tickets are on sale right now all Ticketmaster outlets. It would be hosted by Yours truly and nephew Tommy and the headlining is the one and only my friend brother Cedric the entertainer. Tickets are on sale right now. It's a capital thing. Now we go, oh megafest, and we got two capitals to replace the qute. You got to get more anyway? All right? Now, maybe we're headline one and open one. Maybe we get that two capitals to replace one. Que I see what happened then, I've experienced that. More to replace one? Yeah, tell him signal Oh yes, more to replace you talking about that fire, the one they did that. I didn't bring that up. Fire to get one? I think it's too Two can only be at one place at one time, unless it's an I've never seen in the same place. Do they all show up at the CLA we have three in the place, We'll send one out. He signals up in here. Uh, yeah, I know, j because that's how it is. Man at five for one. Sometimes you gotta do that though you know you ain't got enough. Once you make the mistake of letting somebody vital go, you got to get to replace. Oh you're gonna get fired one. All you gotta do and tell them you know that they got a chance of being the one that they let go. Yeah, that's what you do. Is your week? Is your week? Yo, Dad, y'all turn y'all, turn, I didn't say anything. Go to your next Fred meeting. That where we're going next? Yes, Sawberry Letters, Steve, do you know where we're going? Tonight, television's most outrageous comedy returns for an all new season, The Carmichael Show, starring Gerard Carmichael, Loretta Divine, and David Alan Grier Tonight after Little Big Shots with Steve Harvey on its New Night on NBC. You're listening to Steve Harvey coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter. But first, breaking up isn't just hard to do, It can really mess with your appetite too. According to Dutch neurobiology professor named Gert Turr, horse heartbreak causes quite a bit of stress and the body responds the same way it does to other traumatic life event by raising cortisol and adrenaline levels and heart rate, and he says, because of that, it's almost impossible to get food down your throat. That's why you can't eat when you break up. So let me as your question, what Tommy, what if? Man? I'm just this is a hypothetical course. If you lost your wife, what would you do? Uh? My wife? I got uh somebody else? I don't idiot wrong yours by myself. It's hypothetical. He's answering the hypothetical answer. I'm not. I'm not supposed to be by myself. So whenever anything comes out of his mouth, it's pretty much right, and I agree with it. But it was stupid. Stupid pays our bills a lot. We have done very well with stupid. Everything that comes out. I am said thought that anything the man said that was just straight stupid. And if he does, I'm aware of and I let him know. But so fun good, he's good. He's good on it. He's got to get somebody. And that's a hypothetical question. It's not gonna happen, you know. Yeah, So that makes it okay to say it's tryingly not at the house. It's gonna be a little rough. Yeah years ago, I mean my first husband. Yeah, dude, you have another wife. Don't come over here with that. Okay, Okay, I'm not gonna do that. Don't even bring that over here. But it was gonna have several end where several was going. Don't bring it over here, y'all. Don't want me joining y'all clue she and a new now so up, steve something you can't play, just back keep playing? Let it go? Is Janet Jackson one of these because she eating a lot of this is talking about when you lose your If I lost I lost my wife, I would be in a misery. I would be in a pain that would be undescribable for me. Indescribable. Uhuh, it would be undescribable because ain't no in it. You can't indescribe anything. It's undescribable. When you lost the first two, you made it through. What you talking about? Okay? Did you turn my mic off? I don't want to play these reindeer games, wife like you don't know how to lose a wife. Jesus help us. Lord, it's still on Strawberry letter. Alright, buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you right, ignorant. I didn't you answer like you ain't sitting that because my mic was off. Buckle up, hold on time. Here it is strawberry, Let strawberry. Subject. It's a little bit in the back of my throat, all right. Subject. Children with a married man, Dear Morning Show. I am writing this because I was messing with this married man for years, and I was also married, but I am recently divorced. Anyway, me and this married man had two children on the side together, but we chose not to tell anyone about it. But now my children are getting older and they know who their father is because after a while, I had no other choice but to tell them. My husband found out when they were babies, and we worked it out. But now my children want to have a relationship with this man and his family. I don't know how to go about it. He took care of them and came to see them once in a while when they were growing up. But they only know one man as their father. Should I let them choose for them selves or tell them to leave that can of worm closed by the way. When his wife found out, she divorced him, and he had three children of his own already please help me to make the best choice with my children. I think if you and your husband work this out, you're a pretty blessed lady, because I just don't know too many men who would have stood by their wives during you know, this kind of mess. This was a mess you're married, messing around with a married man. Uh, they would have left just like the other man's wife did. But to answer your question, yes, I think since the children are older now and if they want to see their biological father and his kids their siblings, then let them a lot of it is going to be curiosity on their part. Um, I say, just don't allow them to disrespect the man who raised them, your husband. Don't allow them to disrespect him in any way, because he raised them as their own and um, that's who they really know as their father during that time. Steve. Uh, it's something missing in this letter. Yeah, because and I'm gonna tell you where it is. Um. First of all, the both of you were married, you all start messing around with each other, and okay you will also married. Why you use messed with that? But I am recently divorced. Episode that means the ladies divorce anyway, Me and this man had two children on the side together, but we chose not to tell anyone about it. Wait a minute, Wait a minute. We chose not to tell anybody about it? You mean you you mean he didn't want his wife to know, and you didn't want your current your husband to know. Is that? What's those the people that you chose not to tell. But now your children are getting older and they know who their father is because after a while, I had no other choice but to tell them. Okay, wait a minute, I don't understand, very confused. How did they started realizing that this other man was not their father? I mean it's missing some pieces, Yes, it's it's a lot of pieces missing here. My husband found out when they were babies, and we worked it out. Your husband found out when when they were babies, and y'all worked it out. So you you were married after you had the kids by this married man. That's what I'm going I have news for you because I think I just figured something out. We'll be back. I'll tell you what it is. You're listening to, ladies, you're excited? Yeah, my god, lovely. I love I love soul, and I love the moments. Listen to me. October six, through the ninth. It is going to be an exciting time and you know what, I'm excited about it though. It's an event where we thought of to create where people can go and just have a good time. Sand and Soul, I love that, all right, jans Andy Brown's Man in the Street is coming up. But right now more foolishness from this crazy ignorant show. Come on, Steve with your response to part two of this letter. Let's do it now. Children. I think see I'm writing this morning because I wasn't messing with this married man for years, and I was also married, but I'm recently divorced. Anyway, me and this married man had two children on the side together, but we chose not to tell anyone about it. But now my children are getting older, they know who their father is because after a while, I had no other choice but to tell him. My husband found out when they were babies, and we worked it out. But now my children want to have a relationship with this man and his family. See this is there's a lot of information. Here's what I think happened. I think that she was messing around with this married man before she got married. That's what I think she had the babies. Then she had to tell her new husband who the babies really were. And then he went along with and said that ain't no problem. I'm gonna raising him as mine. But then they got a divorce. The children getting older now they want to know who they real daddy is because the dude you divorced ain't I don't know if he really acting like their father anymore. Bla blase. So you had no choice but to tell them the truth. That's the only thing that I can get out of this that might make a little bit of sense, because if you had the babies by this man while you were still married to this man, I don't think when you went in at it told him that the babies wasn't here. I don't really know how to just strawberry letter could have went to smoothly. I really really don't. That's why I'm thinking, yeah, that that's something else. Not now the children want to have relationship with this man and his family. You're talking about the married man and his family. Well, y'all decided y'all couldn't tell it. Nobody in the beginning. I think at the beginning he chose not to tell it. You went along with it. That's what I really think happened. Well, he's no longer married either. You know his wife Okay, yeah, well he took care of him and came to see them once in a while when they were coming up. But they only know one man as their father. That would be the guy that you married. Should I let them choose for themselves or tell them to leave that can of worms clothes? Excuse me? Once the child gets a certain age, it ain't the choice of yours anymore. A child has the right to know who the father is. Period is who they are. You can't be talking about this a can of words because you tripped. Come on, lady, it's really you gotta let these kids know who their dad is. Whatever this situation is, well you say, by the way, when his wife found out, she divorced him and they had three children on his own already. Please help me to make the best choice with my children. The best choice with your children is to let your children know who their real father is. Packing a lie on top of a mistake ain't fin to fix nothing. You made a mistake, Okay, lady, people make mistakes. You're not the worst person in the world. You know, God is a forgiving God. That's that's what he has grace and merciful for when we all make mistakes, as we all will do. So, you've made a mistake. You was with a married man. Okay, you did it. It's done. Email us or Instagram thoughts on today's strawberry letter at my girl? Surely? Uh it is always time. It's time to switch gears. Now. I wanted to ask Steve and Ja this question. You guys, Okay, well, jay us, I don't know of newlyweds have this big difference with their spouses. What is it? Here's the answer? Race or ethnicity? Okay, more than one in six people getting married these days is an interracial is in an interracial relationship? And now, Steve, I gotta ask you. I've known you for a while. I think I know the answer to this, but I may not. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship? I cain't, cause black women will kill you my entire career, got that right? Oh no, you don't up there, and now your little punk as got some money. Now we ain't good enough for you no more? Uh No, I can't y'all kill my whole career. Like what say? It's Steve. Yeah, so that you're answering. Yeah, you know, Tommy, I built a career on B E T. That's like when O J. Simps when Gordon was interviewing O J. Simpson on a commercial break, o J leaned over there going and said he they was doing it at BT said, you mean to tell me it ain't no white girls up here, b et les sEH, it's it no we damn that snatch at Mico. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's the problem. When you put other races, you think other races are better than your that's a problem. That's the problem. Okay. I wanted to go to Tommy first and then we're coming to you, James. Tom interracial relationship. I'm great with race relations I think it's a good thing to move around. And Junior, who my mama said, if she can't use her calm, don't bring her homes. I just did it for me. I never had the opportunity, So okay, Jay, Yeah, colors black white, that's my dude. All good, All good. And it's not when you're with a white when it's not putting down black women. I mean, black women got half of my money. You don't divorce, so hey, just now. It's like, I'm sure they deserved it. We believe in the crayon barber. There's nothing wrong with it. I mean the look you get just for what that do to you. You don't even know her. I didn't know who she is or you. Yeah, yeah, you barely know me. What didn't we do by eating in this establishment? And I feel that what the hell did we do? Anybody so quiet? White girl need sweetie pea chicken? Am I wrong? Establishment? Yeah? Looking looking at us? Why Steve? Are you sure? Are you sure you hired? H I'm here today even saying well, I'm in my eighth week. I am not going anywhere. It is not going. It's gonna get Yeah, I'm not leaving. I'm not going. All right, Jay is here with Man in the Streets. We'll do that next. You're listening to show. All right, here we go. It's time for other. Newest segment is called Man on the Street. Just yes, that's right, the Mr Harvey's Man on the Streets where we do out in the street, take a microphone, talk to people, put the mic up in their face and ask him questions. The question today, since it was the holiday's Memorial Day, and everything. A lot of cooks were out to people cooking and food for everyone. Who is the bad cook in your family? Why you're looking at nobody? See you keep business? Listen up, listen up. Here we go check it out. Whatever everybody should boy j Anthony Brown for the Steve Harvey Morning show man in the street. Who's the horrible cook in your family? Would be my husband. What's the worst meal? Chicken without no gravy, chicken with another that's almost a sin before God. Oh, my sister, she made a chocolate cake once and forgot to put the frosting in the middle. That's horrible. She should be locked up, my sister. What's the worst meal? Fried onion casserole? Granddaughter, you can't cook it all? Cook it? What's the worst meal? What did she mess up? She don't cook, She don't cook it up. But that'd be great for Sherley Strawberry because she don't cook either. Sure, I am, what's the meal you always mess up? I'm not gonna baking. I'm gonna have to say my uncle, what's the meal he messes up? And he actually charld borrows his barbecue and he think it's slamming it. We should find him and beat his ass. My sister. What's the meal she always messes up? Grits? Hey, everybody Janity around for Steve Abby Morning Show. The question is who is the horrible cook in your family? The horrible cooking the family should be myself. What's the one meal you wish you could cook? It's called cockie? What is cookie? How do you make it? Case? Like? White beans? Cake? Me? Wash? Because I can't boil water? Mom? Your mom? I'm not good at up? Was it growing up? Bad? Uncle? He's horrible? He's getting better. What's the meal she always messes up? My stepdaughter? She cook, can't cook breakfast, can't cook toats, and she's a bad cooker. You just don't like her. I love her, but she's can't cook. Jasie Brown, Steve Harvey Morning Show. The question is who's the horrible cook in your family? My brother? He think he the best, but he's horrible. Yeah, he sucks. What's the what's the meal? He always messes up? The macaroni and cheese? Horrible? You think you the best one? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks. Well, when I go to your restaurant, I don't know who'll be doing all the cooking, But I tell you it's horrible. Watch and I have good food in Justin he was just even heard of on the food in that restaurant out to be sugar free. Ain't you know? It changes the mood of everything. Yeah, and it's not a bad cook who thinks they can cook because they won't stop. They won't stop cooking. You can't now, you can't. What's your meal? What's your meal? Tom can out cook me? We could stop this right now. Okay, tell me what do you cook? Watch him say something? He can't make? You? Throw down gumbo? Your name and I can do it. Steve, what's your what's your dough? To me? Man? All Uno grill master, Extraordinary dressing chicken. I have. I have dishes that I've created. The Cleveland and the Welch are too specifically designed sandwiches and foods that I've created which I will be serving all week long. And Mentory camp put mustard on everything that see, that's why you deep France can mustard. I don't know what do you mean? It's called the welch, and what is the welch? What is the welch? The welch is all pork shoulder okay, because you have that growing up in Welch, West Virginia. No I created it, not a version of it. We don't know about it. Know nothing better than Boston. But is one item and pork shoulder is then cook it a stunningly delicious what's the bumston? But Boston? But you should an't been in the kitchen the NJ. No, No, I can't cook it. I can't my idea of kicking it? Let me have give me a fry and uh two stuff. I'm not supposed to have two fries, a fish salmond and an unsweetened tea because that yeahbody know that? Who doesn't know that? No, my son can cook really good, but I can't. But the horrible cook myut was a bad cook, very bad. I just have barbecue coming. That would be great. We should do that. Yeah, we should do that, a bak off, a baker cook off. Right, Well, what do you guys want me to bring? Ye want to? How am I gonna ever better? If? Did you do better practice on your hut? His body of munich that time when you put that steak in that crop pot? I knew that the phone we should have that at sand and so y'all should have a cook out cook off. Yeah, okay, yeah, you're not gonna win. Is it a specific grill? Y'all got to cook it on you're cooking or whatever? The hell? He won't, tom Man. I can turn a basket on the side and I cook you and just use that as a it don't matter basket, just the old shopping basket, and I'll cook him. Why you give me a green egg and you die old death or the green egg. It's like a grill, but it's green and green and shaped like egg in his green right, give me any one of them. It's just slow death. You can't do nothing with me. What can you cook on? Everything on it? What type of childcol you lose? You lose, Tommy, I don't use charcoal? What you you would right there? You can't do nothing with me, can't control the control the wood wood. It's like everybody know it sounds delicious. Why are you guys always why write out and quit talking about that? Don't get his ask what about this? I told you what? He can beat me. He loves compete. Make your mustard sand all right? Coming up? Get ready for right or wrong? Nephew, Toxics special j Steve will be the judge. All right, Steve, please bring in your nephew and Junior. Yea bringing man. But before they go, what was her name? And his bid? Again? It's right or wrong? Right or wrong? What's wrong? Is Tommy thinking he could whoop me? That's the first thing. That's let's get that out to wait. What's wrong? Is you getting mad about it? Tater Todd chimp, mustard sandwich special tater top, little bit potatoes, mustard everything, mustard, mustard on mustard. Right, he's got to eat, Steve, He's got to eat and put mustard on nothing. That's what he won't people to say, don't use mustard on nothing. But you muss out there on that grill. You fin to get yourself taught, so you're gonna learn something. Then, so mustard cast a role. This mustard, bring your grill. Let's go. We need more mustard. And then and then all we gotta do is just had the people try to meet. That's all that's all we got to do. And you must make your own sauce. From here we go, Stephen Jr. Again Jay, and they don't want none of this team we started on. Junior. You don't get me with that went over there? He just oh, we can do that. Stephen Junior cooking against Tommy and Jay. Ain't any time. Anytime, we're gonna have to add a little seat right and wrong. And it better be in the summertime because we know who won't show up. That's when we barbecue into summertime. Know that you're ready. Yeah, so we'll see if he you know, no, No, I'm just saying it's you know, I'm going to do this right or wrong. But we're gonna see what play side with. It's potting over there, right, it should just be just just right. Can we just see what it is? Okay? Here, it is just you just have an open man. Please tell this boy, if you get scared half to death twice, tell him you'll be dad to death, completely dead. Tell him, man, it's only two halves. He's right. If you just twice, you did. Come on, now, if you get scared half to there twice, tell that boy you'll be dead. But check this out though, If you get scared half to death and you don't die, you get a redo. So now you don't. That's wrong with these two because because all you can never get scared the maximum scared is half to death. That's the maximum scaled. That's different than all the way then right, But if you get it twice your dad, then no. But if you get it twice and you and you didn't kill you the first time, because you only have that, you get a redo. You only got a half left. If you get scared half to death. Either way, you lose. See you at the cook off, Shauty, What are you gonna stand on while? Okay, you like they give on the little women's shows, they you're gonna ladder. You gotta pull your bobby by the steps. You got the time it got is his ass. It's hot. Let Steve Tommy can really really cook It don't matter, it don't matter. I bet you he came out barbecue me. I promise you. He can't think he can see what you're listening to, Carl. Yes, he can cook a little bit. I side noticed he ain't been inside at all now on his own TV show, we watched him burn a damn pizza while they was video on him. And that's how we saw that on the pizza because the TV chef they had insisted on putting the pizza on that without the sheet that goes into my pizza of it, she insisted, And you had mustard on it, mustard on the pia pizza. He just making he just he just watch now we're making up. I threaten you. I was. You'all threaten you somewhere. I claim to be good at and you claim to be better. So I said, I challenge you to that. I didn't challenge you to nothing. I know I'm better than you, like you can't make fried corn better than me. But I didn't say that though. See, because your ask be in trouble and you you can't do fried green tomatoes better than me, because your ass be in trouble, and you can't make red eye grave it with ham slices because your ass be in trouble and your ass came out do hot water corn bread with me. And you can't mess with me with whole cakes, not a bottle ball of can you can't mess with it whole cakes. Why is you mad because you make me off? And been down there with some white people and learn how to make a dish, don't nobody won't? Now you want to throw that up in somebody's face. Why is your cooks are angry that you ever mad? Cooking a great cook as be goods and all that schmitty. They cook their ass off. But they back that man about nothing. Man, they don't go back to missing with Ernest. He went out in the white school. Now he thinks he can cook, come back with all the damn dishes. When you see that, when you see he laughed, he's laughing, laughing. His stuff is fake and it's in a can. I may come from scratch, cook she your boy, or gott a smile on it, chefboy, d K make nothing good? And if using that for you sauce your ass in real trouble, don't get you Ben? He smiling, Uncle Ben is the same thing I was when I went up there to see Trump. My, can we settle this? Al right? We gotta get this together, all right? Um? Coming up? What men say makes women boring? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morn Show. Let's see if you guys feel the same way. Um, here's a survey, a study that says, uh, men reveal what makes some women boring to them? Okay, alright, so Steve, here we go. Do you agree with this? We're gonna ask this is according to a survey from the frisky, the frisky. Yeah, these are some traits that guys say make some women boring. Uh they say, a really hot woman who thinks she doesn't need to have an engaging personality because of her looks. Oh yeah, oh yeah, but nasty called. That goes to the old saying that boomerangs. Grandmama talked him. She said, I don't care how fine a woman is as a man somewhere sick and tired of her. Yes, that's true, that's absolutely true. Next, so you guys agree, Okay, someone someone a woman who only talks at others and never asks any questions like talk down to people talk. Yeah, okay, you guys agree with that. Here's one a girl who hides her intelligence or has no independent intellectual curiosity. She just you know, she doesn't want you to know how to san it's really in this relationship, it ought to be against the loan. What did you say? Wait from me as to get a word of me, because they cannot be too I good people in it. I already don't know what to say. Now, you over here just wanted all right. Here's one I know you'll agree with. This woman is a social media addict who cares more about portraying her life online, taking selfies and all that, rather than actually living it. Love it. If you're with a girl who's got more pictures of herself and her phone, she's selfish. That's what it's about. It's all about. Okay, alright, you guys, everybody agree with that social media addict? Definitely? What have you sending me pictures? I'm saying I'm not gonna be against that. She could be as selfish as she wanted to. Selfish and natures. I'm good. I'm actually comfortable with it. Naked picture. What I thought you said she was selfish? Well, if she's seen in your naked pictures, as to hold it and stop chopping off the hedge too. Okay, I want to see everything. You don't see me A naked picture with your head chopped up, that's disrespected. Come on set to see what my thing. Steve's quiet, clean up the background when you take that picture. Okay, I know you heard me. A social media addict who cares more about portraying her life online rather than actually living it. I have kids, all right. Here's another one, guys, A woman who has no independent interests or hobbies. Yeah, you got something. Yeah, do love a woman with low self esteem, though man, her low might not be low to you. You're like one with low self team only because make your seen. So all right, Well, here's the last one. Women who only talk gossip, that's all they have to do, that's their whole conversation. He's gossip, gossip, gossip, gossip. I don't talk to him. Thank gossip At the bank, they deal in facts down now. Okay, so you agree with Steve Jake. Yes, I agree. Women gossip if we embid and she wanted gossip, I don't care what she's saying. She can say whatever she wants. All right, here we go. Okay, so this is good news. Michael Vick has cleared up a possible one day retirement deal offers. Michael Vick clarified recently that the claims he's in talks with the Atlanta Falcons. Yeah, Michael Vick is just trying to get a one day contract with the Falcon so he can retire and that would help his retirement. And that's what. Oh, so he is negotiating a one day contract deal so he can retire. Oh, he wants to be with his original team. Okay, I get it now, did you get it him? Yeah? Yeah, yeah you think yeah. He didn't allow for that. He helped him out and he wants to do it. He tweeted dirty Bird for for life and then how A Vic stated that he ain't spoken to anybody in the organization specifically, but in due time it's something that can potentially happen. Mike is a good dude. This is a big him. Don't gun and help him out, you know what, I'm jay stop. So he's done with the got it? I just caught it just now for something that's just bunking up a tree out. Took me a minute, but yeah on that one. Don't just sit that wag and you tell help me to damn man, you feel good about yourself right now? Okay? And put him on this year? Okay, Vick goes on the list celebrities school never be on the show. I got a Nick song for you, Oh yes, I got one. But speaking again of Michael Vick, he has done with the NFL. He's he's not done with the sport. However, he's currently focused on the American Flag Football League with an exhibition game. It's called the American Flag Football League. I've never heard of that. That's been okay with an exhibition exhibition game, I mean schedule for next month. Uh. Michael explained in a statement. This league could potentially be under the NFL. It will give guys another opportunity to play the game in a safer way. That's good. Yeah, that's really good news. Yeah, that's all I could play. And I don't want to flag. I don't chase me, don't snatch look at me. Man, Hell Steven play football in high school. I played football in junior high One game had number twenty two on Claire Scott cornerback. Cleveland Brown rained all day that damn day. I went in at halftime. Suit yet White ain't fail tackle. Say all the hell is? You know you didn't play the half of football and you ain't got nothing on. I said, man, I don't play. Come on, you're trying to tell me they didn't want to sweep with nothing your side. Now while I was standing over, how like you didn't like it? It hurts nobody coming at you. Yeah, that quickly, that fast, with all that force. Here do jokes. He boxed and played basketball. Yeah, all right, we'll be back with just one more thing. We're gonna wrap up the show. All right, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're back with time for just one more thing was happening? All right, Steve, glad this is not you, but this is According to a new study, it says if you have a mean boss, uh, there's a very good chance that he or she is actually miserable. They're actually miserable people. Researchers found that bosses who see to be on a power trip abusing employees by yelling and making unreasonable don't do so because they get some kind of rush from their show of dominance. Instead, all this nonsense actually makes them feel worse about themselves. They feel less fulfilled, and they feel less competent. Really, I used my dominance in the bed room. How about it work? But that yeah, it's more work dead and here actually I was just talking about I take up more bed than anybody. Oh that's what yourself. Okay, everybody got get on. I um. I met this older couple one time and their philosophy, um of how they stayed married so long. They always slept in a double bed. They never went to a queen size or a king size. They didn't care if they were angry with each other or whatever the case. They always slept in a double bed. Well, and that's how they said they kept the next to somebody, and they're mad at you. That's really hard. Yeah, because naked, I as soon as you touched the skin they flesh. Yeah yeah, you'll be trying to make it that naked and they're mad till that's a hole. Yeah yeah, but but we are relentless though. We're not gonna give up trying more than one. Not if you naked. Once your naked, we're gon we're gonna have to fix something. You don't apologize. Yes, we need to do something unless you get this here? What are you doing? Nothing? What's bad? When they're mad? If they didn't walk around the whole kid and just gonna tease you all day like they're really downstairs frying fish, frying naked. It's very ray naked. Put that out there and wow, because it's naked would be good. But you ain't get there. And while she's standing, you might be asked to pass the hot song around. But no. Add that to another to my list of another thing I won't be ever doing in life ever cooking frying fish naked? Now I cook and I ain't doing that. We're just doing the house cooke dangerous. It's like when you walk back from the stove over to the fr just flat open a little bit. That's very excited. Just a little flat open st Okay that kid. Have you guys seen the new liquid plumber commercial? But have you seen that? Is the funniest thing ever. That's traumatizing, but it's done to you. Remember the you remember the product. Have you seen this? You know? I haven't seen it. You gotta see it. Not really looking forward to it is just if you watch, you're gone. I just can't believe they're showing this on TV. Yeah, it almost killed me when I saw it. Yeah, you gotta see it because I can't even believe they're doing this on TV. Now everybody's a plumber. Well the message they're trying to get out, huh. I thought one of the ladies, wo was my ainting she's that big behind you thought she was one of the plumbers TV before me? Yeah, I was passing my dad a camel bill board up on the road one day. I was driving and I just was sleep and I woke up and looked at it and it was Joe Chilma cool just like my uncle man. When they shot her, run by man, I saw the news. I screwed the swore and my uncle with her. That's nether than I thought it was George Wallace and Mama said she didn't nobody, Why did you? Why she putting a little white boy around like that? And then they shot her and kind of find it wasn't his mama, but spitting image. Spitting image. For years ago, Oprah head me, George Wallace and about three other comedians on her show. I was an open one for show man. We uet up there. We was doing your mama jokes and I thought we were just gonna do one and he'd be over with about three. No, you told George Joe never talked about Oh, just doing on me and open no doing get your ass, I said, was doing him too. No, she was just having she would dying laugh. I said, don't ever talk about my mom again. He said, you got a pretty good one off. I just thought we were gonna do one apiece. The only reason I did called over told us too, you kept going. Yeall did the one for him? The only one I got. Really, I don't really message. But George kept going yeah. I told him George wall I said, your mama was so funky, she was secret and it told on it that was it and you still you was out and started man yeah, and then they laughed and then he did two or three moments. I'm looking at it. Everybody on over show laughing butt me. Just I got him. Yeah you did, Oh yeah you did. It's the thing about when you get in he writes that down and put in the show. He called me, what was that you're saying about my mama? Hey, y'all, y'all have a great weekend. We'll see y'all Monday. It's weird. 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