Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag all suit all looking back to back down, giving them just like the amazing buck bus things. And it's Toby True good to the hardy listening to me together for Steve Barney. Why don't you join yea yeah by joining me, honey said do turn yeah you run. You gotta turn to turn love, turn you love. You got to turn out to turn the wan go, comey, come on your things at it? Uh huh I showed will them coome morning? Everybody you're listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man. Oh man, oh man? How many times I got to say that before I get tired of it? M I think it's gonna be a minute, folks. I gotta be real with you, because, boy, that Steve Harvey got a radio show man. Clear indication of how God can do some unexpected, wonderful things for you, how he leads your life in directions that you never ever saw coming. You know. I was talking with somebody the other day and they were talking about how man, they were young and they were doing things and they never knew that the things that they were doing as a youngster would come and and he helped form who they were today as an adult. This guy's fifty years old, and uh, you know the same thing for you. If you look back on your life and all of the things that you've done, it helps shape you into who you are now. This is provided now that you take the positive approach. Now when I say look back at your life and see what you've done, that doesn't mean doll on the misfortunate moments. Because the misfortunate moments were necessary. I know it. It's hard to see that when it's happening to you, But the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really makes you appreciate a walk on the beach, it's when it's cold as raining outside. What really makes you appreciate when you're up, it's because you've been down. See if you are up all the time. Just the nature of us as human beings, we would lose our appreciation for because it becomes case surah, whatever it is, well, it is what it is. I'm just what what what you take it for granted? It becomes expected But what happens in life's is it has so many twisting turns, and then you learn how to deal with those twisting turns, which makes you now a more experienced person. And then when the sunny days come, man, you go wild. It's really nice outside. You really want to appreciate how warm weather. Just stay in a bunch of cold weather all the time. I'm you know what I'm saying. I'm just this is really really simple and no analogies, but it helps you along the way. Now here's what I came to say today to everybody out there. And this has helped me in my life. I can't tell you what it's done for me. But a lot of people are struggling with moving forward with their future, their future plans, their future goals, their future aspirations, their future hopes, their future dreams, just simply your future wants. A lot of people trying to have a hard time mapping out their future. Even what I'm gonna do, what I'm gonna be, what I'm gonna make, how or go about it? What do I do next? I want to share something with you that I had to come to terms with the quickest way to lose focus on your future is to keep focusing on your past. You know, it's like I said at the beginning. You know when I say it's it's wonderful to look at your life and review it, because if you look at it, it'll tell you, uh it. It really helps shape inform you today as the person you are now if you look at it in a positive sense. But if you dwell in harp on the negative that's happened to you, then that keeps you from seeing the good in the incident, every bad thing that's happened to you, there was a silver lining behind it. I know people who were on drugs who finally, man just got sent to prison for still in because of their habit. I know, Cat that's so dope. Well he went to prison. He told me one time. He said, Steve, it's a man. It's the best thing ever happened to me to save my life. Now, most people would think, how in the world is going to prison helpful for you? The brother said, it saved my life. First of all, it got me clean. He saw, I've been cleaned for five years from sitting in here. That's for starters, Uncleaned. I ain't stilling no more. I ain't putting myself in jeopardy, and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else. He said. Now, man, I don't went to college. I don't got a college degree while I met here. Then he was released from prison, and the brother's life was completely turned around. He married, he got a family, he got a great job, He got to work every day. He's a productive citizen. I mean. So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse, and it taught him how to appreciate the things in life that he had taken for granted was missing, because he said, Man, my life was just in a blur. I didn't even know what was going on. He said, Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what I mean. Even in your missteps in life, there is a purpose for the missteps. Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure. See what I had to do was I had to learn that all of my failures taught me how to get back up. So I became a very strong and tough person in getting back up. And then I was down and out so long that it taught me how to really appreciate the up. And so I've taken all of that and used it those experiences that happened to me, and I became a more experienced person. So next time when people talk about me who don't know me, it don't shake me because everybody not gonna like you. Man, you might as well gonna get on this train right now. And so what I'm saying to you out there is the quickest way to look who's focused on your future is to keep focusing on your path. Let it go, man, go forward. It's over. You made it, you got through it, You're beyond it. Yeah yeah, yeah, he left. But like I told this lady on my TV show the other day, sometimes the breakup is the blessing. I know it's hard to break up because now you're loaning you by yourself. But man, but when you in misery, when you was in that, weren't you in complete misery in that Now you kept asking God to fix it. But it takes two people to fix a relationship. It don't just take one. It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. Say you know that's that's that's a song. But man, that's so true. You really do have to have two people wanting a relationship to work. It can't just be one person, one relationship. So you can pray about the relationship all you want. If the other person don't want you no more and ain't gonna act right, you can't make him do that or you can't make her do that. So man, the relationship to break up. Sometimes it's a blessing. It's over. Let it go go forward. Quit looking at how much time you wasted. Man, that's that kills people from getting the next if you're constantly dwelling on how much time I gave him and how much time I gave her, and now here I am lost it alone. Oh, you ain't wasting no time. Some of the times was good, a lot of them was bad. So what you're gonna do now? You you ain't gonna have no future because you're gonna keep focusing on your past. Are you serious? So now you're asking God to give you another relationship when you don't even have enough sense to appreciate the fact that you are now available for another relationship. But you steady asking God for a new relationship. But you are yet to be grateful that you are in a position to have a relationship, and you keep harping on the past. You don't think you hear that. I'm just a dude with a show and I hear it all the time. Let it go go forward. It's over. You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered, you survived it. Why are you dwelling on it and making it the cross around your neck when clearly he had removed it for you. Now, all you got to do is come on. So if you're sitting behind him walls, brothers and sisters, I'm talking directly to you sometimes. Man, you just got to get it right. All this repeat of fitting the business that's for? Who is that for? How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life back to the penal system? Be free, man, walk the streets, do the right thing. Ask God to help connect you. He could do anything. You think he can't give you a job? Are you serious? Man? Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all. Let it go. Let's move you're listening to ladies and gentlemen, we are here. Welcome to the rock on this Tuesday. My ain't it amazing? Let me ask Charlotte question we get started. You got somebody in your life, maybe somebody you work with that won't it they way and not your way. And they all got to go together anyway. But if they don't need to day now they made you work with somebody like that. No more that I'm free from that idea. I have been released from that. God has delivered me. They won't. I don't know why Willy won't follow. I never understood will. Yeah, but yes, not anymore. I'm good. I'm happy to be where I'm at. That's not shade. It's like I can't say nothing without being considered. That's I'm just saying, you got right to be happy, ja right to be happy. He don't want you happy. I didn't I see now that would be shade. Shad promise you he don't want you, don't want me happy. So I ain't never seen nobody that don't do not understand how this works. Man, that what God has for you, he has for you. It's for you. You're trying to stop what somebody else got, thinking you're gonna have more. You're still gonna have what you got, but he got plenty. But doc, but here you know what she listened? Can I sum it up for you? And this is what I want to tell young people all the time about hate. Hate. Hate is created because people think life is a game that if I win, you lose, and if you lose, I win. Thus, people who look at life that way, they on the end of that typing funky stuff about you that ain't true, thinking that's gonna knock you down, And they and and and now they're bigger. Life is not a game. Life is a contest. You just gotta get into category and get your own blue ribbon. But if you go to the county Fair, they give our molding one blue ribbon. Ye, this ain't the super Bowl. This the County Fair. You can get in there for best pig. You can win it, for best sup best pickle beats dog, you can win that thing. For best dog. You can get in that fast chicken. You can get there for larger watermelon dog. Life is a contest. It ain't a game. Just get in your category, get your ass a blue ribbon, and going about your business. Me winning ain't got nothing to do with you losing. And you're losing. It ain't got nothing to do with me winning. So stop. That depends on that. We're talking with the radio show. Yeah, we win it, we win it how you look at trying. It's a contest. I didn't say you get your blue ribbon. You're over there, you winning, You winning in the little group. You win. All right, we gotta stop this right here. Coming up next Junior's Truth Be Tell and Steve is here. So it's in time for another edition of Ask the CEO. No, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny and Junior you up first with Yeah. So before I get into that, I need to make this announcement because it starts today. I just want to let everybody know that my foundation is doing really great. Really want Kars hope he is doing something really great, so you'll be proud of me. I'm having my first five K run in Houston, Texas, September sixteen at six thirty in the morning. Go to Kids Hope down Org and register right now. We're looking for a thousand runners escalating. Um we said up scaling, you're thinking, and we need a thousand people at Oyster Creek Park in sugar Land in Houston. It's benefiting the Mark Thomas Foundation, who does a lot of great work for sickle cell in Texas. And they gave them to me. I want to give back to them, and so we're gonna do that September sixteen. I got a unique trophy I'm giving out to in my five race. You got to come from your house and I can't put nowhere we're looking for. No, I won't be a quardable move. Okay, how you fine? You can't you just make a speech about he did? He did? He just damn me gave me even on the five trains. He just found a way to deal me. Yes, well, he can't say in defense, he said, I'm having yeah, yeah, yeah, money down for the park already, everything's done. Good. Thousand runners, that's that's thirty to registers. One thousand runners. Oh one, miss White, little Wallace, George Wallace, Mohammad had him. They go to room of a thousand Tis what early? Never? Thank you? I'm doing. You gotta change these people laughs. You're gonna gonna be bigger. You gotta change some people's right, So go to cheers. Hope, got organ registered right now? Not real quick. I want to tell you what have it over the weekend? Told true, that's your said, the CEO is next will happened next week? Right here. He just asked, CEO, take me right here? And what you asking me for? In more time and answer? You had yours clear about that hat this show? Now, let's not now let me tell you back now you haven't told us. You know, we're already having a hard time, beleaveing sick an make it for trophy shape like a banana. You're really not gonna let you in your Let's all right, I have a question for you. Uh, CEO, good morning to you. You just you just took us to Paris. Thank you so much. We had a wonderful, wonderful time. My question to you is, uh, will we'd be going again next year? It depears on how you want the money deducted from your check? Excuse me? Appears on how you want the money deducted from your check? What does my check have to do with going to Paris? I took y'all the path. Yes, yes you do, and we're so grateful. Thank you. Well y'all y'all paying for it out your check? Oh that's gone? Yeah? What yeah, that's a new announcement. Congratulations. You know. Here's another question. Do you know how expensive it is to travel to here? Yeah? I know? That's why I know it's coming off these checks. You're gonna garnish your way just like nothing. I'm gonna go out ship, They're gonna take it out. Not a trip in that much damn fun. Give me those souvenears back? Who next I'll have? I have a question. My question is this. Is there anyway in your heart you could see that? And I can't, but evedn't even doing this. But if you could dig deep down inside of you to let Junior tell us what the hell happened this weekend? I let me you know, CEO, this company that we're working for and everything. Since I got the five K round, will you be sponsoring any of that? How much your sponsorship? Four thousand? For what you're gonna get your name everywhere? Title sponsor? Oh, four thousand dollars. I would like to participate in that. I would like to. I would like I would like to. I would like to. I would like to. I'm just gonna see, I'm not gonna do it. I would just like to let him know where my heart. No, don't let him know that my heart is in us. I would like to whole thousand dollars and the title sponsorship yes, is it the title? He's saying, yes, your name will be everywhere. I don't put your name anyway. Oh oh, wait a minute, I just put some pressure on, that's all. Yeah. Can I have my damn question back? Because I wasted because I knew that. I don't know. No, I'm gonna be at the Hot Booty Club this weekend, and sponsorship ain't nowhere near. It's not gonna get a handful of hundreds. We're good now. I'm gonna I'm gonna cash these ones in the singles, so your money gonna go a long way. All right. We're not gonna just throw hundreds out there. We're gonna break it down into one. I'm still tripping. Oh just sponsorship, Well, you gotta be sick. Sure, No, CEO, will you be running? Hell? I got new so I ain't even gonna be there. He just said my name was gonna be everywhere. Put a couple pictures up. That's me. I'm not running off coming. I don't even know where sugarload, fatal whatever, daddy whatever. You've been that a few times. I've been that any more any more? Questions for the CEO if I got quipped, because come on, run on in here, go ahead calling. Okay, we'll CEEO. We're getting ready. August is here, Come on now, holidays. Can we talk about the fall schedule and planning? Can we budget for that fall planning budget? Yeah, you're dismissing giving ship. Yeah, you can plan all you wrong. Your damn dates are set. Thank you. You're listening to all right? Coming up at the top of the hour, miss, and we'll be here with today's headlines and our news. But right now it is time for the nephew to run that prank back. Tell you something before you run the prank back, Tommy about these dates that's coming up. Oh, y'alls, schedule is set. Christmas ch we're working yeah to the four at five man, because I have a special surprise. The Christmas party is from five to six, one hour. No, we're not gonna be You can pick upon as I get them, printy an open bar drink coopers were doing turkeys or the turkeys. It depends on what your gift exchange proughtner does. We'll see. Oh, I mean, since you brought up how are we expected to get gifts to shop and all this? We have to work up until five o'clock Christmas Eve. The gifts is for one another Christmas time given. You're gonna be all of y'all gonna be secrets, sad, and as soon as five o'clock and everybody punch out. The Christmas party starts at five. Don'll be late. You ain't gonna be late. You're gonna be Christmas party this year from five and six. Thank y'all so much. What we gonna have? What will be refreshments or whatever? Alright, what do you want? Well? Normal sell you know. Oh yeah, we're gonna let's let's just get garnish your wages. I'm trying to reach a place. My name is Uh from the District Attorney's office. Hi. How are you giving you a call today? Ma'a? I'm trying to get some updates from you. Your husband, Mr? Is he uh still not working at this point? Okay? How long has he been out of work so far? Ma'am? Could you could you give me an update on this? Okay? Al right, here's what we're having the problems that we're having. You have a son, um I think it's his name is as well, fourteen years old? Am I right? Okay? The child support is not being paid from Mr for the for Mr. Young and then we're trying to get this thing rectified. Now, the problem that we're gonna have, the reason why we're giving you a call is considering that your your husband hasn't worked since the first of the year, and I haven't done the research yet. I'm just I'm just now pulling up your file. I haven't done the research. And see how many months in the rears he is on child support. It just started once, Um, he lost his job. Okay, Well, the problem that we're going to have is they're gonna start taking uh child support actually, and I hate to give you this news out of your check until I don't understand how that self, because I have my own kids. I understand, but they're gonna be garnishing your check, ma'am until this until your husband can get this thing back on its feet and get it rectified and get him up to parts for of all the payments that are hurt place. Because if that's the case, I'm not gonna be working because that's not gonna happen. I have my own children, so I don't understand how that's. So I don't don't have anything to do with child for it or anything like that. And if that's the case, I'm not gonna be working as right now. The garnishing of the check is gonna come from you and you are at the hospital. Correct, No, that's not it's not where you work. I don't. I'm not gonna be working as of right now. That's what I just teld you. So y'all do whatever you have to do, and I'll do whatever I have to do on my inn. Okay, Well, hold on it. You're willing to quit your job, I'm not understanding this. If you're sure, why Because I'm not going to be taking care of someone else's kids and I have my own, So how that's right? So somebody else can take care of mines then because I'm not going to be doing it, you're so right? All right? Well, I mean I'm just say you know, don't I don't want you to be upset with you. I don't want you to be upset with me. I can be able to contact you, Okay, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know. There's just a bit of information. You're still gonna if you're quitting your job, man, you guys are still gonna be liable for the child's support. Okay, well that's fine, not you guys, because it's not my children. Say, okay, it's not your guys. He will be livable. Okay, because I don't. I mean, can I stept you hold my moment because I need to temp out side, that's okay, or there's a number I can contact you back. Okay. Are you able to step outside right now? Um? Yes, but I'm gonna get on the elevator and it's kind of kind of ok let's do this. Why don't you step outside and I'll wait for you to call give me about forty five seconds, but I'm gonna give a call on my manager on this situation. Okay, please all right, thank you? Hello? Okay, Mr Hi again for the District Attorney's office. Okay, you can hear me now, yes, I can. Can you hear me? Yes, ma'am, I sure can. Now, let's get to the bottom of everything. I couldn't get my manager on the phone, but I'll keep trying. I just want to know. I mean, that's I'm just to mention your letting. I know you are and I hate to be so short with you, but I don't understand because we're not even getting enough in come coming in as of right now. And you're speaking of I have three children that I'm struggling to take care of our my owner district. But and you're speaking of that, you're going to be deducted money from gonna share my check for his child's birth. What's your certain something? What's your name? Man? Who is there someone else I need to speak with? No, we're on the phone. I have. That's my sister taking care of me. We're part of the district attorney county. Ma'am. Yeah, she gone from office the child support service. She works with the child support Okay, man, I speak with you. Let me speak with your sister. Man, So where do you I mean, how is this going to be done? Because that's not gonna leave me the cast to be able to support my own kids, I mean in my own home. I understand that. You know, maybe this is a problem with having a person hanging around a person because has raised the sea about his kids all their life. This is a jealous mother that decided to off them eighteen years that she wanted to who around one because that's what that's our quart. What what in the hell is going on with those people in the background this nephew. Times he didn't hit the fan. No, I couldn't get to go out with her. Sister was there. Don't say nothing to him. Made to get off the phones. I need you to call on three ways. They was calling. Somebody probably calling downtown, gonna get theirself in motrouble. Okay, what's wrong? I called you back? I say about it now you want You're gonna talk to her right now? And I told you're gonna pay this child support, not me get the best way. You can't me called me. I'm gonna pay this, so you're gonna make me. You gotta make me whip your behind this money. You will find out who he is. You want to You want to tell it to my lad? Yeah? I want to. Where is your You don't have a lawyer? You know well you don't have one because I know I don't. Who happened? However, you got my novel? They have to for your job. We have to go. Who is this nephew? Timing from Steve Harvey morning, Yo, Yo, just gotta drank Bob Baby, gonna pay for this. You don't call the food is well? You just give me a black mouth? Get outside because all out I gotta ask. I gotta ask all y'all something. What is the baddest radio show in the land? Clad, Yes, you're listening to the Steve. The state of California has a weed surplus. Anybody's surprise, anyone surprise they have a surplus. They have a surplus. Yeah, yeah, right. According to the Los Angeles Times, Kelly has way too much weed. And believe it or not, it's a problem. It is a problem. It seems growers in California have produced far more product than the market can handle, so consumers are just not keeping up, you know with that. Because of this, industry insiders are urging state licenseed growers to scale back before the inventory gets more out of control, and some farmers turned to the black market to unload their excess. That just means weed prices go down when you got a big surplus like that. So I heard, so, I heard. So, I mean, I really don't know. Read a lot. Now good. We don't go to the weed store. You weed the weed man. Stick with your weed man because he's much more dependable than the store. Legal though. There you go with that. Look at that. Now you see the store in Hollywood hollyweed hollyweedyweed, you know, but it's so weird for people who don't know what what the weed program is here in if you're traveling in l A. And you see a green cross and looks like the Red Cross, that's not a hospital. Okay, that's the weed. So yeah, when you see it's like the red Cross, but that's not the hospital. So don't go in there, you know, because you cut your finger or something like that. You know, they're all over. It's a lot of weavers, but your your your friendly weed man delivers. He's dependable. So I heard. I don't know if it's legal. J Why there you go with that? Now you stuck on that? There you go. I had to bring that. You can't see you didn't let that go. You just go. That's a way to not go to jail. You know how much fun you will not having this world if you did everything just at Oh my god, do they still not let you put that money in the bank or something that you don't make hurt? Neither? Do the illegal one put it in the bag? No, that's what I'm talking. Oh the illegal one, well, yeah, the illegal but the legal ones either they came. Well, I had quit you know in the week game for a while, and then I went back in a minute, and uh, I went in there and I asked the guy to give me a nickel bag. They ran my ass out of there from a distinal person and you can get an they're putting up two facons. Need about roll me a loose when it didn't get your I don't know. I don't know much about this, but they said. I heard they got gummy bears and bears the animals. They got the brownies, yea, Sodas candy, whatever you want. The third my boy told me, if you message their metabals, you'll be high in a hell. You can't figure out how you got hecause you would be eating because they taste so good. The edibles taste so good. I didn't wonder my age about forties brownies with some mirk on my I put my clothes on because I thought I was gonna die. I wanted to be I wanted to be dressed up, get me run. At least he had you know that, Jay was I think it's time to go to the ladies and gentlemen. Oh my goodness, working on this show so difficult. Anyway, I gotta transition to the serious stuff. Good morning everyone. Uh, this is an trip with the news. Well that didn't take long. White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci shown the door yesterday, only ten days after he assumed the position in the wake of Sean Spicer's resignation. Ryans Prebus, who was the chief of staff he was also kind of like Scarmucci accused him of being a leaker. He has now left. So now the new chief staff has retired Marine Corps General John Kelly and tropic Illinistration spokesperson Sarah Huckaby. Sanders says the changes are part of a reorganization. President felt it was inappropriate both Anthony and General Kelly. Also, I think came to a mutual agreement and we're moving forward to focus on the jobs outside of this building, not within it. Sanders no doubt referring to Scaramucci's profanity laden remarks to The New Yorker magazine dissing Ryan's previous and others in the Trump in a circle in vulgar real vulgar terms, and Sanders says that Scaramucci will not have a position in the administration. On Capitol Hill, Republicans in the House have been joined by five Democrats and voting in favor of letting US taxpayers foot the bill for Trump's promised border wall. Yeah, that one the one he insisted during the campaign that Mexico would pay for, not us. The Democrats say the provision was tucked into a larger eight hundred and twenty seven billion dollar measure that primarily provides funds for national security while calling for American taxpayers to put up one point six billion for the US Mexico border wall. The U S Center now will still have to pass its own version of a national security bill. So we see what that had, how that problems together, and then when they have one bill, they send that to the president. Sephie signs it okay. The latest Harris poll shows that most Americas do not agree with President Trump's calling for a ban on transgender service members are recent lou Harris survey of thirty adults shows at fifty percent say they disagree with the president, and that current and former military personnel also say they disagree with Trump's a recent tweet. Former Sheriff of Phoenix, Arizona, Joe I. Pile, has been convicted of ignoring a George's order and going after Latino's pretty much in his anti immigrant patrols. He faces six months in prison. Episodes of several HBO shows for next week's Game of Thrones and other stuff have been hacked. And today is National Spider Man Day. That sounds good right now? I like the hip party. Okay, Eugene the Butterfly. Twenty minutes after the hour, stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Are tending to introduce Eugene. Guys, the Butterfly. I ever about it. Put your hands together, the one and on that. She wanted ras Bury by right, the kind you fine that our second hand store, rass Berry, but Ray, she wouldn't wear much more. I wanted to that day is um beret Tuesday is what this is. It is by Tuesday for all you all that have. Yeah, yeah, he's still mad about that. You gotta let that go. Now, tell everybody, because we had you're mad and everybody. Now I've been tweeting it and everything. Everybody. Now, y'all went over there the pairs, y'all bought a bunch of superness, came back here and knew I wanted up all right and then bring me up all right. And you could have brought me up all right and we wouldn't be able to having this conversation. But you're not like it's okay, it was an accident. We forgot. You don't make accidents in Paris and bring your butt all the way back across the water, and it's like, you don't do that. You don't do that. Now you can't go back and pick up up right now. We're gonna somebody's gonna get me up, all right. But fought this week is And the crazy part is it was right there and we said we got telling me. He said, you sat there and looked at the bart looked and we had and had Paris written across and that's the one I wanted and went to the register with it. But now everything you wanted to get out and I didn't get trying to drip, Eric didn't. If you got me, you can hear me. Did everything you want to get? I got a couple of things. I know you got a couple of things. And how many barrets did you pay us by on the street? Guess that one because it had your name written I don't remember. We were talking about it that you ran out of your roles when we get to the right, Well, they were expensive. They we wouldn't buy you anything cheap or inexpensive. We had all the souvenirs at the rest. I got a lot of stuff that Yeah, yeah, I got everybody's time thing and I'm the person to say you bring me up at right. Yeah, you did pay them in American dollars, so if we ran out of euros, that was just hit. At the moment, I got something funny. What happened? You got the song about to do with? What's that? Got to do? Whatever? Right? And I just wanted to play do something for you. Ain't nobody to come out without of anna come out, come out right. That's how you come out and a right turn it back. Yeah, and then we thought about it. Yeah, they meant to bring you something, but they didn't. I don't know it was that. Yeah you did. That was for him. You gotta do something with me. Talk When is your wife going over there again? Hey? Hold on, hold on, hold what you're doing my wife? Somebody about want to want your ass? Who got nothing to do with this? Damn show? Your character going? Keep you little show going. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, it's time for comedy. Roulette's Jake now quickly. It's very similar. You guys test our ability to be comedians. Give us five subjects. Anything you want. Let the wheels stop. We put it out on the Roulette wheel. Wherever you stop. We'll do a couple of minutes on that's how good we are, alright, that's how good we are. Alright, alright, we'll see about that. We have five topics for you, alright. Number one the movie you got this one, no, Steve. Number two being dumped, all right, that's on the wheel. Number three, bead wedding, Been there that one? Number four bad grades? Number five, When to shut up? Cat spend the wheel the up week. I like movies, Steve, whoa okay, okay, that's a good one. When to shut up, I'll tell you when you shut up. The minute you look in your rear view mirror and you see that blue light, it is time. And I don't want time for you to shut up. You make an announcement of everybody in the damn car to shut the hell all right. We doesn't think that there's gonna be one person talking, all right, And the sober. It's one if they gotta lean from the back and talk. The rest have been told to shut the hell up in that same lane, Yes, that same lag in the neighborhood. When you see somebody running from the law, when the low lick at us, we don't know nothing. I had one friend on points that he went that way. What did you telling? Go down? Already know he know us. Now he's sitting the low the same way down with you cut up, pointed the other way that way? He seeing us? Who you think he looking fun? You didn't see nothing? Shut the hell up? Got it? Zip it? Well, I'm going another row. Let me just do too quickly, fellas if you know it's time to shut up when you're feeling guilty and you want to confess that, I don't know what this moment you have priding, we're not going to do that. Yeah. When my first marriage, uh huh, I went out one night, me and my pardner, you know, and you know I just told told Max what I was going out, right, I'm over with the house. A couple of days later, my pardner reged I went to club with This is what he said, Hey, man, tell your wife about the club. We went. You're looking at like what I just just something? You just go what what are you talking about? Wrong with you? Man? Hell? My wife got the club we went to you. That was up. That was I'll tell you another time to shut up. It's a trick too when your mama says say something, But then, did you hear me? What were I'm supposed to do? Yeah, I'm gonna answer, You're just supposed to be quiet. Right, I'm just gonna take my chances on shy play something else, say something. Yeah, you got you got one. You got one. Time to go. When you on the phone with a wom and you hear her hus say, who the hell are you talking to? Man, you better shut your mind, hang up and block that note. Just shut up. Not doing you as as as far as my mama. When my mama say, I guess I'm lying, it's time shut up? Shut up? Got shut up? All right? All right, you guys did it. Yeah, that's what we do. What we do. All right. We'll be back with a prank phone call from the nephew right after this. You're listening Steve Harn coming up of the tab of the hour. Right about four minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry Letter. But first the nephew is on deck with his prank phone. Call what you got now? Stay? Yeah, Limo, thank Joe Man than limo. This is this is all about mentoring. I like that, Steve. Good afternoon. I'm trying to get cecil. Yeah. This see some one of my boys. Game of your number, man, I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man? I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answered. I had to call that about six seven times. They keep rolling over to it like to a boys mail of Okay, okay brother, what's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony. I got a customer in the back. Let me get them happy, can you you got a few moments? Let me get the dough form and all that. Hold the phone all right, okay, cool, all I thank you. Have a good eating alright, Tom? Yeah? What's up? Yeah? Now? Uh, you're saying you called the main line and you just keep going the boys mail or something like do you call the main line? But you know, I know I'm called at last minute. I'm trying to get a get a call for the night man? Okay, what you need? What listen? We we got we got the suv. We got us to day or two. We got a couple of limits, white up black. What you need? If I could get a I guess a lot of black limous ain't be cool. Okay, we got that, We got that. What time where I'm picking you up? What time? What it costs? You know, for an hour? Because all I need is a out where it's sixty five hours of novel. But we only do three hour minimum the first three hours sixty five Okay, okay, okay, see, we'll see see, So all I need is an hour? Man really like forty five minutes? So do you think they will work women where you can't get them? So you're dealing with me, let me see. I'll tell you what I'll do you for a hundred fifty dollars and I'll take k. But now I want you to know, I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got to have either credit card or received it something on the KVE to let them know. Because I'm not no crooked brother. I'ma let them know everything that I'm doing with that forth face one fifty I give you one fifty when you pick me up, that's no problem there. Where am I picking you up in it? What time? All right? I'm at ninety eight village driven eight village drive, okay, when I need and when am I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on Capitol Street, downtown the Capitol st all right? And what time am I picking you up? You could give me like at eleven forty five a night, that would be good them forty five okay, at forty five minutes to an hour you're gonna need the forts fiveday next especially twelve forty five okay, good there, Um, let me see and downtown Capital What you didn't give me an address? I don't even know the address. I'm going to um to bank Bank downtown all right, right? Um, can I ask you something to me? Right? Um? Yeah, trying to get any business? You know, we don't ask questions usually, but a banking night's gonna be closed. I mean you you're not going to work because I gotta take you back. So you're dropping off of something to somebody or something like. No, No, I ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up to. What I need you to do is just right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I need you now to call running and we need to get side of there. Man. You you ask me to run you down to a bank at midnight, and you kicking something up at midnight. And I got to be ready to go when you come out, me and my boys when we come out of there, just when when we get it, when we get back in the back of the limo, I need you to I need you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get out of there. Look here, yea brother, Well how old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured. Look here, man, it sounds like you in some kind of shading. I don't do that, brother. That's that's man. You know you're a driver, dog. Your job is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be asking nobody where they going, what doing? You're closed to drive. Let me what I'm telling you. Once we come out to Frank drive, let me stop. That's why I'm driving. Didn't working somewhere else driving because I was ignorant like you at one time. Let me tell you something, but I don't know your business and really don't care at this point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like this it. Brother. Let me tell you something, man. What you need to do is get your young into some type of training school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down. The enemy's gonna blow your brains out. I ain't really trying to hear all this right here. What I'm trying to do is pay you this one. I'm fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go because you ain't meet back to if I can't. Brothers, you can't get right now, not even know advice. You need to listen to me. That's what's wrong with you. Jump now, y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight, tight or you need to slow down because they got something you feel me. They got hold on, Hold on, man, hold on what you know? You don't know nothing, don't no man needs to know who run it. You're gonna be preaching the mate down because I've been there, man. I that's on tving to Limo because I've been there, young brother, I'm trying to keep you from going there. Because you won't like it, look at so that. I don't know what to tell you at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it, so you cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers to do this thumb. You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother. You need to get your great because they gotta place for you. So let me tell you something. They read my offer. I read it anything my mama told me. They didn't want me to know. They cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked at me every night where they wanted to feed me. God, it's that I had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what. I think he got your land. Your brothers don't know what's going on out here. You got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down. They robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber. Your sound like no third goal with a remo. The way you're going, you ain't making nothing because they will blowing your young I wan't about their paper. You don't understand that. And you sow you ready for no jail. Because I say one more thing to you that, Yeah, what is it all I want to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your boy card. They don't got me the prank phone call you. I don't give a who you are. If you around with them folks downtown, they're gonna blow you now. They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail. Did you do? Did you just hear what I just said? Though? What you said? Something about what my partner? You know? I I don no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the other another driver, Cordell got me the prank phone call you if you oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no, this is are you serious? Man? He see so your boy Carddell got me to pray phone call you. Man. I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna get that. When you lit my fire man, I don't know that. I mean my fight moved like how he said. Be careful. He said big, he's been, he's been dying there even some time been. Then calm down, baby, come down, man. I got one more question to ask you, man. What's the baddest radio show in the lane. I want the Nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning Show I got you, baby, me and your boy card got you. Yeah. Well I'm gonna get here man, meet you brother, I oh you want to What do you think? I love it? I love it? It is now my favorite. Go right with the one in the closet. Don't come out? Classic classic? What come on? Think we eat you? Man? Listen to me. I can't do nothing for you. I'm calling a long. I can see that dude sitting on the edge and in this draw trying to help hep that's right, doesn't tell him to shut up. See, yes, shut your damn You're gonna get your alright. Check it out. Saturday September a tewod I will be in Tampa, Flawa. That's Labor Day weekend festival featuring Frankie Beverly and Maze and Tank. Gonna be in the buildings singing the Lights, all hosted by Yours truly, the one and Only Nephew Timmy. It's at the US Have Sundome in Tampa, Flaw the Saturday, September the second. Tickets on sale right now. Come get your tickets and see the nephew in between the singers acting the food. Yeah, Frank, where one more time? The Sunday us F sundome U s F sun Don't it's in Tampa, Florida. All right, thank you, nef listen to this. According to a new study, men who consume too much sugar, especially from sweet drinks and snacks, are more likely to develop depression or anxiety. The researchers also found that women are not at all affected in this way by overdosing on sugar. But I really, I really have cutback. But that does not mean I'm a diabetic. I have to. But they're diabetic to eat a lot of sugar. But I'm not. I'm not a sugar dady. I'm gonna splendid dad. That's the sugar daddy with diabetes. Known what I am? All your young girls girls say, alright, coming up next the Strawberry letter. This crazy you're listening to show? Alright. Kathy Griffin comedian Kathy Griffin like her, she's been out of the you know, out of the spotlight for a while. Every since sheld that Donald bloodied and everything that mask. Well you know she's also went bad. Yeah, she didn't run that by anyone but the photographer. Uh, and he said it was okay. She's off the hook now for thathotography. Yeah. On Friday, Cathy tweeted, I am no longer under federal investigation. The case is closed. I have been completely exonerated. Finally. In June, Cathy of course reveals she was under federal investigation for the picture, which ignited a huge backlash, though she won't face any legal troubled, Cathy's career has suffered. She lost her New Year's Eve gig on CNN, as well as the Squatty Potty commercial. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Also several of the shows on her comedy tour were canceled. But now he's gonna try to rebuild. Now. I think I think she should be allowed to work, especially now. I think I should give her job back on New Year's Eve because her and Anderson Cooper were really good and looked man. She went too far. She's apologized, you know what I mean, that's it. You know, Look, our president has said some stuff and made no apology and he's still the president. See. I didn't agree with Billy Bush being fired because he didn't say half of what God said on that bus, and he got fired from NBC. But but the president, he's still the president. So I think it's unfair that he loses his job. And I think it's unfair that Kathy Griffin has to lose her work and stuff like that because she made she made a tasteless joke. It was it was in poor taste. We've all done it, you know, and it's it's and and it's not that you mean so much harm with it. It's just you just you just get away from you sometimes. Man, like you said, you don't know where the edge is sometimes until you cross it. You always say that the stuff, I don't think it's over the edge at all. I just think it's funny. And then next thing, you know, Hell, I'm Steve. They go in on Steve when I'm so glad I know what we're gonna Wait wait, uh did you hear? I know exactly what edges? And I don't go down't you've been swimming past? Never Steve, say something. Now, I don't go over the don't ask a question to say something. He doesn't. He don't go over there because when he go over there, he moved the line. Okay, he go over to the edge. You see it when he moved the line. Didn't he do the job? And he's staying there? Time on? What did I do that? But but but be looking just as confused. Yeah, he's stiff fired off several just this morning. Alright, alright, come on, nephew, let's go buggal up. Hold on, Tye, we got it for you. Here. It is a strawberry letter. Thank you, Tommy. Subject totally confused. Just Steve and Shirley. I am a middle aged single female who has been dating a man about five years my junior. He's a great guy, has great values, is a family man. But here's the problem. He can't afford to buy a ring. I'm not materialistic at all. However, I am wondering if his inability to purchase a ring is a sign that maybe there will be other financial issues down the line. Since we met, he has lost two jobs, his car, and his house, all because he is pursuing an entrepreneurship which is currently not thriving. I have a pH d, a great job, home, and I'm doing pretty well for myself. About three years ago, I received a huge bonus check and at that time he's stated whatever comes to either of us, either one of us would be both of ours. And he proceeded to ask me if he could use some of the money to buy me a ring. I thought that was crazy. I know that he's trying to get on his feet, but it is draining to have to deal with this for so long. So here we are three years later, and he's still working towards purchasing the ring. I've been patient with him, paid his bills, allowed him to use my car, giving him gas money. But I'm getting tired of extending my resources. Here's my questions. Am I settling for someone who may just be a taker? Or is it possible that he's just having a bad six year break? Totally confused? Okay, dear, totally confused after three years of this foolishness. Uh, you should be tired. Uh you know now here, you are a well educated woman. You know you have a nice home, right job, etcetera, etcetera. And and you sound like you know you really got got it going on. I mean, you have a PhD for having sakes. Um. But but let's have some common sense here, okay, just some plain old common sense as far as your man goes, Yes, you can pursue an entrepreneurship. You know, no problem. I have a problem with that at all. You can have lofty goals, big dreams, all that, but unless you're already a millionaire, you know you still got to get up and go to work here, you do, you know, until your plan, until your dreams come into fruition. I say, it's nice that you helped him thus far, but I don't see him doing anything. I really don't. All he's doing is talking and allowing you to pay for everything, and I don't care. No real man, just no real man, is gonna let this happen on a continual basis. You know, even to the point of using your money to buy you your own ring. That is just crazy. It's really crazy. You're confused because you know this is crazy. And I say, tell him to get off his butt and get a job. Steve. Wow, ma'am your middle age single female who's been dating a man about five years you jr. Okay, that's no problem. He's great values, is a family man. What what does that mean? He's a family man. But here's the problem. He can't afford to buy a ring. I'm not realistic materialistic, However, one of his inability to purchase a ring as a sign that maybe other financial issues down the line. What you're about to describe to me he can't afford to buy a ring. Listen to this. Since we met, he's lost two jobs, his car, and his house, all because he's pursuing an entrepreneurship which currently is not thriving. Wait a minute, you took all those steps back. If you're gonna give up all of that it is to gain what. You don't give up two jobs, obs, your car, and your house if you're not trying to gain something. But I don't understand the person who gives up that kind of stuff. These are necessary things. A place to stay and a way to get to where you're going, and a way to provide for yourself. You don't give up those You give up club, and you give up liquor, you give up gambling. That's what you give up to start your business. You don't give up your house and your car. Coming up, stee, we'll have part two of his response at twenty three after the hour. We'll be right back. You're listening to Okay, y'all, here's this woman's dating this guy five years of junior. Great guy, great values, family men. But here's a problem. He can't afford to buy a ring. Now I'm not mere materialistic, however, I'm wanting His inability to purchare ring is a sign that there may be other financial issues down the line. She said. Since we met, he's lost two jobs. Is called his house all because of pursuing an entrepreneurship, which is currently not thriving. I have a PhD, great job at home. I'm doing pretty well for myself. About three years ago, I received a huge bonus check, and at that time he stated, whatever comes to either one of us would be both of ours, and he proceeded to ask me if he could use some of the money to buy me a ring. I thought that was crazy. I know he's trying to get on his feet, but it's draining to have to deal with this for so long. So here we are three years later, he's still working towards purchasing the ring. I've been patient with him, paid his bills, a lot of music, car giving him gas money, but I'm getting tired of extending my resources. Here's my question and my settling for someone who may be a taker or possibly he's just having a bad six year break, totally confused. Excuse me, He's not having a bad six year break, He's having years of making bad decisions. And now he has a cushion, and the cushion is you. So now he has the luxury of continuing down the path that he's on. He ain't got to get a good job. He ain't got to give you a He don't he need guys because guess what he used in your car, So he don't. He don't need his own car because he's using your car and you're giving him gas money and you're extending yourself because of what. This is not a great guy. Stop if then, if you listed the things of great guys that you're looking for, would this guy even be anywhere near the So what? He's a good family man? Who the hell? An he gotta stay with him? Hey, yeah, he's a good family man. We're gonna come on, come on, lady, you got a pH d. But you're not thinking the way the way you're capable of thinking. And it happens to so many people. Listen to me. If he's lost two jobs, this kind of house pursuing an entrepreneship which is not currently thriving sounds of me like a bigger problem is is he can't make a decision. And I don't think the man really wants to marry you. It's what this is all boiling down to. Because he keeps using the excuse of the ring you've bought into the he can't forward the ring. Does he really want to marry you? Or does he have what so many have, so many men have? He has the woman of his dreams. You're perfect. We don't need to get married. You're helping me, you're supporting me, you're taking care of me everything a woman really wants from a man. You are his man. You know you're the catch. He's not the catch if you let him go right now. Not many adult women would sign up for this guy, knowing what we know right now. So how is he a catch? What's great about this guy? The great person in this relationship is you, and you need to be great to yourself because you think you're tired of it now. He shows no signs of changing his behavior at all, So this cycle is gonna continue. He ain't ever gonna get you a ring. He ain't ever gonna pull himself together and get on his feet, because guess what, he's on his feet. He's found everything he needed to find in you, you know. And and this thing about right about the time that this check was coming, you told him that you had this bonus check coming, He stated, right then, anything that comes in as hours, both of ours. He ain't bought nothing in to be ours. You. You are the only one that has ours. He has put nothing in the kiddy to share. You keep sharing your house, your car, your gas money. Now here comes to bonus check. You know, everything come in his hours. Can I use some of the ring money to buy you a ring? No? No, no. What that means is, can I use some of the money to buy you a ring? To keep holding onto this good thing I got, because all you want is a ring. If I get you this ring, I can keep holding onto this thing that I got, which is just you getting the ring. Don't mean you're gonna get married right the end. We gotta go. Let's get out of this now, email or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls. Sure, okay, all right, did you guys hear about this this new study that says ugly people make more money? Been knowing that they were they I was wondering why you was the woman in head all with your pocket food. I see why? Now did he cross the land? Yeah? With his uncle that. I'm perfectly fine being this on the tracks. What little stupid sounding big bug? Yeah, congratulations. What you have is what you had when you were younger, and they said what you got you ain't going to win with that thing. You the first person called me, and you can't even hurt me no more. I'm sixty. Yeah, long, I've been up the same time. I do you know how many times I've heard the word ugly? Come on, man, Oh my god, it doesn't even bother. I've heard it so much growing up that I just went on and went with it. Yeah, I've heard it from ugly people. I was gonna ask you that, Steve, why would Tommy say that about you? Does Tommy think he's h Tommy has always been the family member that thinks he's attractive. I keep it telling me, I don't think we don't have attractive I don't know. You don't know. No, no, you shut up and learn yourself, so I know myself. We're not we don't have attractive me. You gotta highest you don't have a jaw line. He just gonna raised the whole jaw line. His ken is attached to his Let look at him from the side, Hey, hey, no he think he can he be looking at him? Sure at all? To the side, and see how high y'all ask? Notice that your chi right it touches your chest? Man? Well, how other you got to get to get toward fit? To me? I'm like to run my ass into a brick wall right there. And Junior, you don't have to what you gotta do? You already that's it. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve come on introduced Junior in his poetry secment Ladies and Gentlemen, a new segment called Juniors Poetry Moment. Yeah, everybody snapped, thank you. Uh, let me say today's palm here is really that's what you do when you a poet. Tommy, you don't know nothing about this. Glance all this over there, sit down so attract himself, hurt him. You always messaging with me, by my poet, you look like a turtle, you know. He really? I was actually in Auto's one the other day. Walk by a bottle, turn away, clear that the whole shelf look at the Tyler every qu're going to read full him part. Just go in there and read turtle. That's what we did, did well. Run Donna Tello, Michael Land, he played in the one up Raphael. I'm gonna buy you man. Uh you know this poem this week I drew this, uh this this this energy from his side for a friend of ours on the show, and he didn't want to say the poem, but I wrote it for him. But then since you don't want to be this this actually something Eugene. Actually you're speaking for Eugene with this poem. Yeah, because I understand how he felt all week long for not going Yes. So the title of the poem is, so Uncle Steve took y'all to Paris. Yeah, Uncle Steve took y'all to Patty And now y'all think y'all all over they're eating crapes and grips. I hope y'all come back. Fuck he didn't take me timing or neither, sick old ass Jack. We stayed here. We had to work while y'all were away to flatte took y'all COMPARI and now y'all rubbing in our face didn't bring me back a damn T shirt, Monica call it Shirlett. Y'all are such a damn just so Steve took y'all the parents. That's cool. I see how this go. But next time he's gonna take everybody. Caween, stay at home no more. Ain't body? Yeah man, you ain't going no damn tell you what? Because I got started, I had to spin on myself. I got to stop this somewhere. So that was you know how Jugene, man, you're really starting to feel this poet. I think I think I got I think you don Tello didn't thank you was a good poet. Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I well, I didn't think. I didn't think Donna Teller was a good Ninja turn who was the best? If you had to pick, Tommy is one of the best. Nina to me with that fifth Ninja Turner that always missed the van when they was going into action shot Ninja? Is that where the friends come from? Ninja? Please to tell all right, jor thank you for that. Fourth Magazine has released its list of top ten highest paid comedians Listen up Comedians for What I Don't Know. Jerry Seinfeld topped it with sixty nine million bucks. Congratulations are also an order? Uh, well, are an order for Jerry Seinfeld. He topped four it's annual list of the top ten highest paid comedians in the world with a whopping bank account stuffed with sixty nine million dollars part of that money. Part of that money came from his suite deal with Netflix. Netflix also helped Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle make the list. Chris took the second place with UM fifty seven million dollars. Alright, congratulations Chris. Amy Schumer, who became the first woman ever to make the list last year, rounds out the top five. Even though she dropped a spot, she earned twenty million bucks more to get a total of a grand total of thirty seven point five million. And Kevin Hart is number six. He's in there, He's number six with thirty two point five million in. I don't think you gone than They don't consider mere comedian anymore, Well, you said, does Jerry Steinfeld Silver still? Yeah? Yeah, But it's a couple of names missing out this grave Digger and Chucky Ducky and not on hear no damning and I'm looking. I don't see that name anybody. They've digging my boy. I love him a lot and check it ut you quack quick his name and not on the damn le. Somebody need to tell me something. Somebody need talk to me. How Hamburger ain't moh' burger? Remember that way back in the wow It. I thought it would be more females. I would think somebody like uh. In terms of big money, I would think some more is making nice. Yeah, he doesn't perform that much. Yeah, I guess she's like Steve. She does like stand up, Yeah, perform, it's just show. Yeah, the first man definitely off camera. Well, congratulations to Kevin Hard as well to making that list. Yeah, he's on the show, Kevin. Yeah, what did I say? What did we do? It doesn't well? Said anybody else missing? That should be on you're listening to the Stry Morning Show. Alright. I want to ask you, guys some man counsel questions. These questions just for the guys. Let's start with you, Steve, of course, how many partners? These are questions I'm asking you about women. How many partners do you think a woman should have? Two? That's the max number you should ever say. I don't give a damn if you have slept with thirty five men. When you meet a man and they say how many sexual partners have you had? Two is your max number? Three? Three tops period a right, and that's two failed marriages in there. But yeah, yeah, three max to fail marriages. Good, ladies, listen to me. Don't ever give a higher number. Okay, now, why does that? I don't give that. Don't reever. We don't need to know that. And you don't want to know how many of he been with? Three is your max number? Don't ever say more than three, ladies, I don't give a damn man, It don't mean nothing that you've been with more. But don't you say that three is the max? No, damn that he ain't gonna read. Well, what about that we didn't do We didn't have sex? What you dated a man three years? Never had sex? Three? Just like? Okay? Three? Dust? Okay, Well, didn't say this, say you slept with toy of men? Didn't see how that sounds? Yeah, tell him you've been with fifteen dudes. See if you get to number sixteen, we can get the number sixteen. But you ain't gonna be here. So it does bother you when she has a high number high. I don't even want to know. Don't, don't, I don't want to tell me. Three man, three, y'all listen, Yeah, y'all listen. Yeah, I hope the ladies are listening. I'm just being honest. I was wild in my college day, now you wasn't You mean with a high number of men. And when you go out and everybody keeps speaking to you, let me know right there, how many you say you want it still? Or you go to the motel and the collects, the usual room. A girl asked me one time, how many women was going to ask you for that matter? That was a good as for that matter right there? What have you ever tried to write them all down? Yeah? I used to do that, and what it was it was not alone. It looks but it looks bad on it's horrible. It looks badly if it's a lot, you mean, especially when you came my name, just you remember he remembers a lot of names. Black dress, you say that, Pittsburgh, black dress, black dress. I don't think that's bad if you're not remembered about all? Right? So do you lie in order to avoid a fight with your significant other? The man by asking these questions for the ladies. Yeah, you lie, and that's the truth. You mean a lady. Should a woman lie and avoid a fight with absolutely? Absolutely? You cannot tell this fool of truth all the time. You can't. You can't. You can't tell him, you don't call it. But let me tell you something. A smart woman, A smart woman will protect her man by not divulging all information because you know how your man is. So you can't come here from work and say, I'm so sick at him down there. Just every time I turned around, he had my desk in my face. I can't stand on him because now you know, he come down to your job and then you ask ain't gonna be working there no more because he went on that slap the damn supervivor you and your damn supervisor out of work. I'm telling you you can't. A smart woman protects her man with giving out information. A couple of years later, when this situation is over, we were I give you a perfect example. You know, Margie travels. This Russian guy and his wife walked up to Margie one time she was at a dinner with this fashist show. He took a piece of piece of ice and put it on the back of her neck and she jerked, jumped up. Yeah, so you know. She she comes back home, she tells me that we this past trip, we at this fascist show. I meet this dude, this Russia. I think in cool and cool. I say, baby, come in, I said, let me introduce you. This got out here. She looked at him and walked straight away. She just walked straight away. Then she waited until we left that whole country because we in another country at the party. She said, Steve. The reason I don't want to say now because remember when I told you this man put some mice on this on my neck with his wife. He said that was him. I said, baby, why don't you tell me that when I was right there? Because you're asses, yeah, and your ass when it went to jail in Palermo and you can't speak and tell you and we don't know where that's it. I'm just over there get you. But I don't know where Palermo, and I don't know what to take. Let me ask you this question. It's a group of people. Let's say you're the party or something, and you see somebody that you have been with in your past. I'm just ain't asked feeling. I immediately go getting it am car and we're not fit to run up in each other hug none of this. I take my ass immediately and get into the car. I'm sick. Only only women can handle a situation men can't? Can women? Can y'all co exist by being in a in a party atmosphere and look across the room. You're with your man, but you look across room and see a man that you know, you you've had dealings with in the pants? Can you can you stay in the room and absolutely, yeah, it's not me. I'm not I'm not spend the rest of my evening hoping your ass don't walk up to me and talk about how you been. That's what I ain't gonna say. So, well, you know I'm from you sleep, But let's just get the hell out of this room right back and true, I promise you that's not happen. You're sing alright? Uh. A Florida couple announced their split back in March after less than two years of marriage. Now the firm representing the wife. Now the firm representing the wife explains the split was caused by a difference in politics. She is a staunch Republican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. Yeah. They talked about this during the whole campaign, election and everything. She's a staunch Republican and supporter of Donald Trump and was feeling isolated by her Democrat husband. She's getting plenty of alimony in the settlement, however. Uh. The wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader and the husband is an attorney. They've been married for less than two years, like I mentioned, but her husband will have to pay up big time. Wifey is set to receive one hundred thousand dollars worth of benefit in exchange for her signature on the doubted mine and husband will also play pay rent and a luxury booker ra Ton condo until next summer summer along um and he'll he'll also fit the bill for a new BMW and forty dollars in cash. So you still win. That been easy, man. Yeah, it really isn't benefit good as numbers. But they're getting a divorce over But you know, it's sports Mary. People like family members have an argument Republicans Democrats. True, he can't even go you know, argument must have been pretty tough in the house. You can take your repeated replaces shove. If you disagree with my farm, yeah, don't, don't. Don't come in his house. He don't do that. You have to agree with him in don't come in here arguing with me. Oh yeah, because it's his about politics or anything like. Don't don't you hate. My father's famous words was ain't no back and forth in here. It's just fourth. We don't do back. Ain't no back and four were all were doing here? Foth I bring it forth and you ain't got nothing back. So you couldn't argue with my father in his house. Just don't even why this is where I live. I pay all this up in here. You can't argue with me in here. We canna go outside on the sidewalk, But in here, though, on my porch, in my kitchen, I don't my father said my table and disagree with me. He's not gonna have it. No, he's not gonna. We're not gonna do that. You know, if you didn't like kidding, if you didn't like Mama Luther King, you get that. Don't even come in here. My father thought Marna Luther King man, that was his dude. My dad people, Yeah, my father, Marge. My father is actually in one of those civil rights movies. He's actually in one of them self, Malabamas. When my daddy, yeah, I can't tell you what he was doing. My father didn't really do the piece thing. They're good. Your family was good friends with Don King to right, Oh yeah, yeah, my daddy ran numbers with Don King. Don't know me real well, real well, because my father could only work in the summertime, some in fall because in the winter and construction in Cleveland's no work. So my father would not do welfare. So what he did was he booked numbers with Don King. We ran numbers in Cleveland. So my paper route was not a paper route, it was a cover. I wrote my bike around the neighborhood, collecting the money out of the different boxes in the number spots like it might be under defender of your car, it might be under your steps, it might be behind your mailbox. Had to memorize all them. Collector Merry morning, dropping off my daddy's he could book him. He get tempert in all the winnings. That's how we survived in the who I've been ning number since I would not, but he did it all summer long too. Yes, when you think you know that was a lottery back then, right, that's where the lottery coming from, the lottery comes from. The numbers, Penny numbers bumping him and all the boards they started. That's where the lottery came from. Okay, all right, well we'll be back. Wow, this is interesting. We'll be back with more. You're listening to show, all right, we back everybody. Yeah, hey, what is this y'all? Keep talking about this movie at Detroit? One of the one of the best movies I've seen this year. God, powerful movie. Yeah, it was. It's about this particular incident that happened fifty years ago in nineteen sixty seven in Detroit. What was the name hotels hotel in Detroit, and where these black men or boys at the time, young men got killed by these officers, and how the trial and how the officers got out and what exactly happened in the Algiers Hotel. And the crazy part is these sorts of things, these type of things are still happening today fifty years later. But that was one story. But then the other story you can relate to this was how the dramatics got started. It was ron Yeah, well they squirrel, Yeah, I mean you got to see those movies. Yea, and even before the Yeah they how they got it was really really good. It is one of the most powerful movies. This white guy in the movie is sound. It's a yes, yeah, that's every time. Wait get the Yeah. It's a great story. Steve. You'll you'll love it. You'll want to take It's gonna make you mad, but ah don't won't. Don't want you to see me cry. Doo doo doo doo and ah ah hard singing. I think I'm gonna cry. Oh, I'm gonna walk out that let me don't let me do, let me go. Doesn't that hurt school? Outside something? And then I come right back. Mellow. I know it may sound crazy, but I want to go outside in the race. Come on, old school da dude, dud dude, bodoom boom boom. What's the rain way? No, I don't see the train. Don't fire boom. Don't want you to see me cry, let me go, let me go down, Get down. He's the rain with his hands right now. You hear the sound of stand man when I did get the slow dance. Oh my god. They used to call me coffee because I grind so fat. Come on, come on, bro, well we come back. I'm gonna get my mother drematica. Okay, all right, we'll be back to close out the show with just one more thing. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, we're back with coffee, hard and coffee because her, right, show Man. We were talking about the movie to hem him I love and he wasn't true. He tried to find no girl sweet ing you. You imagine, mesh my, it's but no, it's food. No one don't take you please. So now he's trying hard to get you back. But you know, the fool's hearts made of cell of fane. You can see through that. What about what you see, it's what you What you see is what you get, Dude, I said, what you see stand you? It is the best day yet, the best day yet better better. But people murdering right now. You know. Some people are made of wound, some some people have heartsome stone, some people some people up to no good. But baby, I'm for real. Yeah, I'm a real as a real king. Get you know, people are singing along the cur what you're looking for just real loving, like because he loves the dramatic. Then what you see, it's what you get, what you see, what you seeing, what you see, it's what you get on the shop some of that. When do I got something close to it? Taking my monde, my house, and you don't get your ass out of here? You it's about I get to the dread. I ain't gotten that's close. I go back on. Look at Stephen, looking at you. I'm right there. But do you know what the problem is, Junior? They didn't have the steps. Yeah, and their pants were sagging. Why are you staying up? Man? What you're doing? He's adjusting his mike. You sing you are rhyme bike? Thanks right now? L J. Reynolds, look at it, faith is I gotta take a picture of this me p the par do the sad case on? Oh no, they hind the door, on the class, on the floor, on the cupboard. Oh shall the word basement ten the d oh anywhere? See if that has a place for me in your heart and talking, I love you for your heart. Swing open and to swing open, to swing ok, so that I can come only Oh it's just doper swing over us. Why it's time to go on the man ship. Man. We have found this to the dog oh anywhere. Mm hmmm. See if there's a place for me in your hut, ladies, and gentleman, and only see gentleman, the dramatics have left the building. Okay, I love you boy. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, a void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to The Harvey Morning Show.