Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all ba suit looking back to back down giving them more like amazing buck things and it's touble y'all true. Good to Steve Hay listening to me to other for sto quickly Moby, I don't join. Yeah, we need to be calling me have say you gotta turning in the love go yeah, very close. You gotta turn't the turn the time to lobby, got to turn out to turn water the water? Come come on, uh huh, I show well a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know. I think I'll explain something y'all. You know when I when I wake up in the morning and I say, dig me now, what I'm asking you to do is it's old school, you know, man, And you know you say old people say I dig you know, never stop saying it. I'm sorry, but dig me now. It's just I want you to don't you really feel me? I want you to understand what I'm saying because really, this morning inspiration is all given in the spirit of sharing and love. It ain't about to expose me in any way. That's not the purpose of it. But I found that in my morning inspiration that is best that I use some things about myself, because I mean, what better example can I use? Because I know me, I know what's happened to me. I know exactly how I felt all along the way concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I now fully do really understand why God had my life spend the way it spun. And here's the part that I want to give to you this morning, that first of all, whatever position you find yourself in today, we kind of come to one realization that we got ourselves there. We put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions. Thoughts turned into things. That's very important to know. So let's look at both sides of it. For people who think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the direct opposite is true. For those who think positive thoughts, it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's it's as simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down any cleaner, I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one glaring question for all of us always is on a daily basis, what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts? Because I can assure you and it's not by a promise of mind. This is not a theory that Steve Harvey then came up with. This is a fact of life. This is biblical, This is spiritual, This is written, this is philosophical. This is the law of the universe. However, you need to drink this medicine to take to get it down and feel what I'm saying to you. This is just the way it is now and here the cold part, folks. It don't matter if you believe me or not. It does not matter if you have never been explained this or not. And it does not matter if you think it works in your life or not. It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way it is. It is a scriptural, it is a spiritual, it is philosophical. It's just one of the law of the universe. You call whatever you want call. However, you got to dress this thing up to put it in the phase that you can feel me. I want you to feel me now, because this is all it is. So when I say that you are where we are today because we thought ourselves here, are your best to believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no one else. See. Let me explain you something. I got people around me who so badly want to take credit for it, but I don't allow it. But because I keep runting to the heavens, I keep pointing and and trying to say it out loud as many times as I can without being so offensive, that my life is by design, by grace and mercy, by blessings from God. My life is because God has seen it to be so. Oh, but I got plenty of people around me want credit for and want you to not give credit to God and give it to them. I got that. I got that, but I understand that. See, I understand what that is. That's a person whose design is to get the credit. But it's okay. It's so clear to me what my father was saying to me. Man, I get it. As I get older and older, he always said to me, son, everybody come with you can't go with you. See every you know, I don't know how people say that in church. You know, sometime they go people come into your life for seasons, and I I guess the same thing. You know, they season up, they're gone, well, you know. And then but then here the way they try to hold you though, Oh you're gonna forget where you come from. Oh you ain't gonna keep it real no more. And so you find yourself trying to not forget where you come from and keep it real no more. But to what end is it to the good of your end? Or is it to the good of the end? To what end is keeping it real and not forgetting where you come from if it does not allow you to progress and move forward. I got where I come from. I don't want to stay do no more. I don't forget where I come from. I know full well what I've been through. But that's what drives me, because I don't want to go back to that. That's the push for me. I don't want that no more. I don't want to go back where I come from. I don't want to keep it that real no more. It was real enough for me living in the car. I had enough of that real. I'm gonna keep it real now. I don't keep it real. I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want to go keep it fantasize it. I want I want to I want to keep it out of this world. I want to keep it off the chain. I want to keep it moving. I want to keep it ball, and I want to see what that's like. So naw, I ain't gonna forget why I comes from. But you ain't gonna hold me to that though See thoughts become things all day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the things that you want written down? What do you think about the most? How grateful are you for what all God has done for you? Why are you at with that? See? Here here another law. If thoughts become things, huh oh, he'll come to moment, y'all. If thoughts become things, let me ask you this. If all you're thinking about is your debt, If all you're thinking about is what you ain't got, If all you're thinking about or is old, woe is me. If all you're thinking about is every time I'm gonna turn around, I'm sick. If all you thinking about it's the things in life that you're lacking. If that's all you're thinking about, And if thoughts become things, how much debt you think you're gonna stay in? How much? How much? How much lacking you think you feel? To feel your life with how much most stuff you feel to not have because you keep thinking about it all the time. When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you, when when it's gonna come out your mouth, Man, that I may not be where I want to be, but I show am grateful for what you've given me so far, for the things I have today because I don't have to have these things. You know what that does? That then opens up room for more stuff to come your way. To be grateful fall. But if you're gonna be grateful, man, let me ask you. So. I ain't God, I don't claim to be, but let me ask you something. Man, if you're ungrateful for the things we've got, if we can't show no gratitude for what what we have, why would God give us some most stuff to be ungrateful for? What would he do that for? Man, I blessed you with that. You ain't like that I gave you this. You ain't saying nothing to me about that. You you ain't feeling me on this right here. So I'll tell you what. Man, Let me stop giving this dude something because he just over here he ain't glad for nothing, Because if I give him some more, he gonna be mad about that too, Tad. Anybody feel me right now? So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now, do you understand why I say dig me? Because I want you to feel me. I want you to understand and come to the understanding by saying you ain't because it's so many people got a deeper understanding than me about this whole thing. I promise you they do, but they listen to me. I'm just trying to get you to walk up in this light, man, so you can go on with your life and quit tripping yourself out with your thoughts, because thoughts become things. All days, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen, boards and girls, people from all around the world. You are listening to the baddest morning show in the land. Good morning, Shirley, Hey, Good morning, Steve, how are you good? Good morning, Colin, Hey, Hey, Shirley. Mid morning morning everybody? Ooh number one, yoursel and a ventriloquis what's happening this morning? That right, it's not a dying art. I've been a ventrilous for a long time. I've had a dummy sitting on my lap and it was comming right there. Show was dedicated to Tommy. Yeah, he just said he wasn't he was actually why didn't know he was gonna go? I know what, I just turned because I turned it that way because I felt necessary. Don't needed something? Hi, everybody doing the day. I ain't even know hospital of nothing. This is today's show. It's dedicated to people that own dogs and treat them better than people. That's so many people, so many people. That's for you. I have nothing to say about you. It's just it's dedicated to people who own dogs and treat them better than people. Wow, I mean you got cold. I got one dog, but you used to have like three, right, we have five? You have. What happened? Well, the grand babies came and to the dogs. Didn't like the grand baby, So now the ass got to go because some grand babies staying. Y'all dogs. Please understand my parties is different. That's how black people who your parks growling. Yeah baby, yeah man, you're asked me to be in a home somewhere because they get jealous, don't they. Yeah? Okay, well all right, you can't your jealous ass somewhere. I don't know, they get jellous, gotta gotta go. Yeah, another home and ground, let's say, partner. So what didn't happen the third time, you know, to find another home? The dogs? They come home, every everything was clean, cages, everything, because well, you know, I don't have I don't know how to train the dog not to be jealous. I don't know what. Yeah, so I can take it to some people who can They they're a wonderful home. Now they stay on the White Marine Ranch, White Moraines. She collects himself. Yeah, those are beautiful dogs, you know, and you know she misses him and everything. But go visit them. No, I amn't going to visit no damn dog. Now what about the dogs? Is snapped back on their owners? Though I've seen like a chow or something like that, pit bulls. Yeah, well we'll see. You're asked trying to mess around be a sandwich? Okay, child? Did you really? Yeah? Yeah? You got bit by a child? A child? A child? Yeah? All right? Coming up at thirty two after the hour, is something funny. Now the TV show Law and Order. I don't know if you guys heard about this story, but the TV show Law and Order saved this woman's life. We'll be back at thirty two after to tell you about it and something funny. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny, Steve. Check this story out. A California woman is safe thanks to a trick she learned on Law and Order. She's thirty two year old woman. She was writing the bart train up in San Francisco when someone dropped a note in her lap, telling her that they had two guns pointed at her back and that they would shoot if she didn't hand over her wallet and her phone. She tried to get the attention of a nearby passenger by mouthing the words help me, but was unsuccessful. That's when a woman named Julie remembered a scene from a favorite from her favorite drama, Law and Order, where a person faked a seizure to prevent getting mugged. She says, she slumped sideways and started shaking and crying. She closed her eyes and increased the vigor so people would pay attention and guess what, It worked because because soon after that, a couple came over to ask her if she was okay, which allowed her to pass them the note, and then the mugger got off the train at the next stop. She did report the incident to the cops, but unfortunately no suspect was caught. So routine. No, I didn't do no seizure. I got hell at one time and fainting, stay in the flow, collapsed. I'm not gonna be here for all this shooting. Steve, how did it get it happened? He said, I was coming out to Stow with my boys and were home for the summer summer for college, and I'm in Cleveland. I come out to Stow with my boys and the dudes came up and hand these guns. I'll put it right in my stumbach. Just give me all your money. I just went down, Yeah, laid down. I didn't really faint, but you know, yeah, no, I ain't really fight. But that's all I got. Like, this lady didn't really have a seizure because she running from a gun. Is not google, Yeah, it's not good. The zigzag don't work from four feet surely, what's a good seizure? Joe? Here is your asupposed to roll back to? Yeah, maybe you could drool a little bit, you know, that's a verbal one. Whatever it takes. Yeah, they got to go back trying to hold me up and trying to hold me up because thinking I think robbing that. I think I'm thinking robbin robbin. I just keep saying what you're trying to say. What the messages say, Yeah, like junior things everything. Oh yeah, I seen that they got two guns in my back. I'm go shooting me. I need everybody look back here at me. Oh, they got guns in my back. Girl, You know I can get shot for that. You say that right now? Okay, here's what you can't say. Go ahead there, look at him. Man, give me your wallet, give me all your jury. I got to guns pointed right in your back right now, shoot me. You just say you need to try one of the other things we didn't tell you because the bluff bluffiness not good. Not a good time to shooting. Yeah, yeah, you're bad. All these people look at doing and shoot me. Watch how much time you say. I know I've been shot before, I might be dead, but you're going to jail. I'm so uncomfortable. Yeah, I just just thinking Steve was gonna tell us about the time. Yeah, totally went into a different direction. What time you're talking about what you see at it. You said, what happened when you fainted? When it happened to you? But that was the Yeah, yeah you fainted. And then but what happened after that? Well? I fainted. They robbed the two dudes I was with, and then when they started running away, they looked at me and said, get your punk ass up. All my stealth gone and I got him, went on finished walk. We've just coming out the game. We walked onto the I walked onto the house. Wow. So, Steve, have you ever like learned anything on a TV show that saved your life or have you ever had have you ever encountered any danger you know, like this in public? Have you been through anything? Well? I was one time in the restaurant and I had saw this on the on on what's that show up with the old where you Born to be not Born to be? Remember the white dude that was on Landy Griffin? What was that show? He was, Oh, Matlock, Yeah, matt Lock, Matt Lane's company. You're talking about Barneyingtock. He's talking about what you thought it was Barnables drums or somebody barn Barnaby Jones. Do you think about dark Shadows. Oh yeah, I remember that. Mary used to come into every day from school. My mom be watching it, and damn Dracula. Man, I was so scared. I said, man, why don't they shoot his ass? Why do we keep doing this right here? Why don't they just shoot him? I didn't know you couldn't kill a dracta without shooting, because I wasn't thinking shoot him. But anyway, I saw Matlock one time and he had this lady was in the restaurant choking, and he wouldn't behind and saber with the hamlick. So I saw that on TV. This man in the restaurant was choking one time, and I was trying to get over there when there's a crowd of people, and by the time I got through to the guy started giving you the hamley get me, Get off of me? What are you doing? I had grabbed the wrong dude, the other dude still, but by the time I got through the crowd, I was behind the wrong dude, and I started giving him the hamlet. Man, what are you doing? Get off of me, sir. I'm trying to help you. You're a stupid me. You're stupid head on football jerseys. Uh, huh oh see that's where the confusion came in. Hey man, when do you do that? Why? Why didn't you think that's a real question? I got my money all right at me when I'm laying down flat on my stomach, coming up the nephew and run that prank back. We'll be back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, miss and will be here with our national news and headlines. But right now it's time for the nephew to run that brank back. Come on, Shirley, it's it's it's today's title is too much Chickens just running that prank back. You know, you can actually eat too much chicken. Sometimes you gotta call chicken eagles. And that's what I do. I called chicken eagles. They eat chicken. Everybody on this show eat chicken, So okay, we call it chicken eatles today. Okay, what's wrong, Steve? Not not just there you go? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason. Please Jason. Hi, Jason, my name is Remy. I'm calling with BPE TMC. How they going. I'm going with the BT whoever that is e P E t M c Y. It's an organization we've been around for the last five years and we're trying to help different things in the black community and wanted to reach out and give you a call and see if you would be on board of help signing a petition that we're gonna have going around with VP E t MC if you don't mind. Okay, what is it about? Well, V P E T M c Uh Jason is uh, Black people eat too much chicken, and what we're trying to do is cut back to beat too much chicken. What the hell is this? My name is My name is Remy, Sir. Okay, what do you mean by black te eat too much chicken? Where we've we've done we've we've done a test study and we realized, sir, the black people are the ones that are eating too much chicken. And what we want to do is trying to cut back because right now there's the Chinese and ask them, they eat all time, the chicken, chicken, food, young, all this yi chicken, and white eat chicken, alligate, all this chicken, chicken, stir fire rights with chicken, and Allay said, you want to come to me talking about a black person eat too much damn chicken? Did you ask the white people? I've that you didn't know? We're no white folks. I bet you don't go to them, y'all out of them. Uh. Well, so we're gonna we're gonna get to that. We're starting in the black community. You black people are the ones that seemed to buy the most chicken. No chicken. Guess what? How don't we eat chicken? And if I did ease chicken because he's man, are you think get something? You hey, hind of y'all got my number in it? Well you get Actually we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh, and we're getting a listing of people who buy the most. Get supermarket, sir. The main thing we're trying to get you to do is cut back on eating chicken. Now what we want you I don't eat no chicken. And you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go and eat chicken and don't call me even about eating too much. Don't em a Calma phone? Do you got that? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Callaway. Is this Callaway? Yeah? It's kind of who's this? How you doing? My name is Remy I'm with b P E t MC and uhh who my name is, Remy, sir. I'm with b P E t MC. What we're doing is we have a petition we're trying to get signed throughout the black community, uh of some things that we're trying to actually help out in the black community. So b P E t m C is actually an organization and we're trying to actually uh save some things in the black community. What's the what's b what is that? What's that stand for? What the here is that BT? What is that for? B P E t MC is is uh, black people eat too much chicken? And what we're trying to do? You got kidding me? Man? Man, this is this is Remy sir. We're trying to get you all to actually sign a petition. What's going on is black people are buying too much chicken. Man, this is a white man? Who is this man? I am Caucasian, sir, Yes, Now why are you calling me with this? Well, what we're trying to do is we're trying to get how did you get my number? First of all, Actually we're getting we're getting numbers from supermarkets that are letting us know the people maybe We'll get my phone man called ticket man. Let me get Okay, sir, what we're trying to do is get you guys to cut back on buying check you're talking about you guys, Well, the black community is the black community. You've got going with it? Got to have it. Then I'll be calling my phone with the man. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Valerie A vow a shame. How can I help you? All Right, my name is Remy. I'm with BPE TMC. How you doing. I'm doing fine and you I'm very well, ma'am. Listen, what we're trying to do is, uh, if I take a little bit of your time, we're trying to actually get a survey signed by people in the black community. We're actually trying to help out in the black community. You areanization is BPE TMC, and what this is is black What is that? Uh, that's that's black people eat too much chicken. So what we're doing is we're trying to get back say that one more time for me. Black people eat too much chicken. You see, there's been a shortage in chicken. So what we're trying to do is get black people in chicken and you want to do a survey. What we want what we want you guys to do with sign a petition that you're not gonna eat anymore chicken this year? Why do we make sense? We just don't eat chicken, you know, we eat beef, we eat steak, eat fish. I don't see you're trying to part that off the market. Now, why would you want to tell us not to to eat chicken? And we eat other stuff too? What are you getting in front? Because this doesn't make any sense. The test study, man was over chicken, and it just seems like that this study. Who did this test study? Well, we did, man, we're vpe t MC and what we're after doing the test study, we did realize that the black people are the ones that chess only just do it at do black people? I mean, just use white people. But white people ain't chicken too. And she says that has those diets and stuff. Okay, man, well Asian, what about your Hispanics? Did you use them? Okay, ma'am listening. What the bottom line is, our first study is black people, and what we're trying to do is get you guys to cut back on each Yes, Daddy should be everybody This is something when should get my number from? Man? We got we got numbers from the supermarkets that people that number from No supermarkets. I don't give my number to no supermarket. This is gonna make any damn sense. You're calling me, interrupting me about something like this. This is this bottom line. Man, you don't tell me. You're not telling me what they are. I can't you know you got nfe them twist this up. Yes, you do put this calling somebody telling them that black people eat too much chicken? You and your partition. Would you like to hear what the survey is actually saying. No, I don't want to hear that the survey is actually say it because what you're saying about, but the survey is saying that this is a nephew taught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Valerie. This is nephew toppy baby from the Steaking God. Oh what's you think? H Well, you know how much chicken do you eat? You know what I mean? People hung up on you, man that like that? You know how many of them Franks calls to get three? But about thirty hung up on Yeah, get out of here. They knew it was YouTube I'm trying to make my rent. You ain't talking about quit eating ship nobody, especially no black people. Is there anybody you want me to prank? Have you ever pranked like Denzel or anyone like that? I can see that. No, you didn't know you didn't. I don't like you. I got it, Tommy. Yes, Frank Freeman want to brank his old way. He's one of the greatest actors on this planet. Is that got that love him to death, But this is this thing for him is embarrassing. Hey, the heart loves who it loves. I'm sorry you guys, just got an old boyfriend and it's coming up next. She's just Colin Kaepernick, according to Tom Brady, deserves another chance. We'll be back Brady. Let him come up there and play with him. Here what I said, you're listening, Steve Harvey, All right? Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says Colin Kaepernick deserves a spot on an NFL roster. In an interview with CBS Sunday Morning. Brady says he admires Kaepernick, the former San Francisco forty Niners player and current free agent, who made headlines, of course, for protesting the national anthem. Last year. Brady says, I've always watched him admired him the way that he's played. He was a great young quarterback. He came to our stadium and beat us and took his team to the super Bowl. He accomplished a lot in the pros as a player, and he's certainly qualified, and I hope he gets a shot. He should, And I agree with Tom Brady. Now let's tell the truth. The damn Patriots ain't bringing him up. Okay, I'm gonna do it. Our team called the Patriots, Yeah we're yeah. Let's see. Let's see your print, Patriots. You've seen the emblem on the side of that him. It ain't Kevin to go there. And I agree with what Tom Brady said. He deserves to play. But this is clearly the NFL blackballing, trying to make an example so they can stop anybody else from pulling this thing. That's all this is. This young man deserves to play football, but because he made a social stance and something he believed in, he should not be banned from playing with a game that he can earn a living in. And they know it. Then got together with Goodell and all of them two faced it. Owners and decided they wasn't gonna get his cat a chant because he's better than the majority of the quarterbacks the league. Right now, I don't know how to damn the Browns ain't called his as they hugging police officer and everything. If our punk don't put it in the on call and that's what I need. Well, see Tom Tom Brady carries a lot of weight, right, I mean, won't they listen to him? Because I never he's a winner. He's a winner. So yeah, they're no powerful football players. Um, it's some powerful basketball players. No powerful football players. There's too many on the team. But what what team you think of you? Cleveland Burns, Cleveland Browns, anybody else? Anybody in the age? Houston Texas. He knew he was gonna come back with some teams that's old in two Yeah, and it's a bunch of them and I can't remember who they are, but it's a bunch of them. That's too You know what, what about Blake Bortles want they wanted one. Hey, this is baseball. I no, you're not that into baseball. But the Cleveland Indians have quite a winning streak going on. Steve, you know that, right, yeah, but still, I mean they made Yeah, that was pretty impressive. Yeah. Yeah, we're going back to the World Series this time, and we're gonna win it. I think Houston going. Y'all thought that last year. Y'all ain't going. No women's talking about Houston just cause y'all from Houston. You're not going. I think Houston's going. You know you thought that last year. You thought the Texans was gonna be in the super Bowl. Remember, No, I didn't think that. I ain't never thought the Browns was gonna be in because I know good in here. Well, we're not ever going on a football We finished show them something. We're going back to the finals. This ship, the Calves going back to the finals. But we got a problem though, damn Golden State. Yeah, I just don't see nobody whipping them boys. You got a new point guard though, you know who. I love him. Now we're gonna go We're gonn well, we're gonna go back with the hell out of Boston. All right. With Kyrie over there, it's time to get an update on the hurricanes. We're talking about Hurricane Jose now and Maria. Please Steve introduced Miss Anne Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, miss and trip. Thank you, Thank you, guys. This is a trip for the news everybody. And yes, let's talk about these hurricanes, and let's talk about the earthquake. First. In Mexico City, at least twenty seven buildings have collapsed. At least two hundred and forty eight people have been poorly killed as a result of yesterday's seven point one earthquake. That's right, seven point one. They're still fires burning in parts of the city. Rescue cusas rescue cruise this morning digging through rubble looking for people. Some people have actually called on cell phones to people to say that they buried in rubbles, some young people in the school. So they're trying to get those young people out. Gas pipes are broke during the quake, and that's why you have some small fires. And yesterday happened to mark the anniversary of Mexico's eighty five quake that claimed thousands of lives. Again, at last count, they say at least two hundred forty eight people have been killed in Mexico as a result of yesterday's earthquake, and that number is expected to get higher. Meanwhile, her came Maria continues barreling its way across the Caribbean as a Category four storm. It was category five, leaving a trail destruction behind it. Maria arrived right outside Puerto Rico overnight, expected to hit it any second now, bringing with its six foot storm surges, damaging wins and at least ten inches of rain. Evacuation orders had been ordered for days. Storm shelters were open. Maria smashed its way through Dominica on Friday, then guadalupneewhile. A weaker storm Jose is causing rip currents and high surf along the northeast coast through Thursday. President Trump's first have a speech before the United Nations General Assembly yesterday. He called North Korea's leader Kim John n by the name he's been calling him on Twitter, rocket Man, and said looked like he was on a suicide mission. The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself for its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. Rocketman is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime. The United States is ready, willing and able, but hopefully this will not be necessary. Okay, bats police and Baton Rouge Louisiana have arrested a man in connection with at least two suspected racially motivated murders. They say, while the killings with five miles apart, there linked by the ballistics. A homeless black man was killed. Another black man was killed while walking to the cafe where he worked. Due to the description of the vehicle and some other things, twenty three year old Kenneth Gleeson, who was white, has been arrested. They also think he might have murdered a third black person. And today is National Punch Day. I think they meant the drink. We'll be back Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour. Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced Eugene with some enthusiasm. Please, sir, come on, Stephen enthusiastm ladies and gentlemen. He's in Philadelphia tonight. Please go see him. The Mamma's boy. Boy boy, you're not putting enough spirit. Stop passing out this information a little bit at a time. But just like Tommy, please don't say that Steve. Now you know that. Listen to me, Ladies and gentlemen, Tonight in Philly, Mama's Boy is in Town featuring Thomas Smile, Johnny Gil Robin Giving and him. He'll be on it some kind of way. Ladies and Gentlemen, Eugene the Butterfly. Oh my god, I would have to get the recording. That was good. That was so so good. Stephen, you're gonna allow this. Today is National Punch Day. Is there a particular punch you like? Is it Hawaiian punch, fruit punch, um, tea, lemonade? Which one do you like? What are you telling room? You know? Punch? You know, fruit punch? Like? Like my favorite thing? Is I like on a palmer? I like lemonade and tea together. I love Hawaiian punch. Carla, what do you like? Throwback to He's intreague? Do y'all remember, Oh my god, Jr. Fruit punch? What's what? What kind of punch do you like? Which punch do you like? Not hards? I like in college spike punch, but they just pull a bunch of stuff in the bowl. You don't know what it is, Shirley, I said, Hawaiian punch. Yeah, so this is when I haven't it's so sweet, but it's so good. It's actually too sweet now as an adults, too sweet. Yeah, I like think it's too sweet. Eugene. No, it's never sweet. It's never to sweet. Steed, you can always have a limit in my sugar. Listen, I'm if you do lemon you know the limit, the country time, lemonade, the power, you know what I'm talking about. Take that what happened? Take that powder it mix it with sprite. O. My god, that is the best punch in the world. You want to make some jack? Now? What's that? Jap? Since we just try? Who I don't want a hand? You know I waxed. Let's go to you know, wax Steve, Let's go to break Thank you, Butterfly. When we come back from the Break of thirty four after Toys are Us. You guys heard about this. They're filing bankruptcy Toys are Us. So we're gonna talk about our favorite toys and this whole story when we come back. You're listening to the show, say it isn't so. Toys are Us filed for bankruptcy protection after trying unsuccessfully to fend off competition from online stores and discount chains. Okay. With six hundred stores and sixty four thousand employees, Toys are Us becomes one of the biggest specialty chains to file for Chapter eleven. And it happened as a holiday shopping season is approaching. Yeah, you keep up. The online sales is big. I mean, you know, Walmart came in there like gangsters to man. Yeah, Walmart decided, hey, we're gonna have all the toys in here. Yeah, and they do. They have a lot. Yeah. Yeah, this is this is really sad. I mean we've all been to Toys for Us for how long? Yeahever? Forever ever since? For my key is Christmas toys and yeah, yeah, I mean that's what we do. It's time for Christmas, we go to Toys r US. You ever been in the Toys Us on Christmas Eve? No? I would? Yeah, let me tell yourself, looking for one of them games where they really I I went for a cabbage Patch Dolls Steve for Sheridan when she was a little cabbage I know, but they were so hot in the day, back in the day though. Yeah, you had to stand in line. And I tell you the last time I was in there looking for something really hard. Winton wanted one of them Spider Man gloves that actually split the wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't, but I was already a little set my famous then, So I just walked in and said, hey, man, I know you gotta saw him in the back. He looked around on the ship. Let me see what I can do for you. In this car, always a line of people that arrow, said, Spider Man globe line. Yeah, back there about a tour, about a hundred people in that line. Yeah, they're all the way outside. Off to the man. You need you got some Spider Man gloves in the back. He looked. He said, let me let me go see what I can do for you. So, Mr Harvard King, I'm gonna put it in the grocery card. I'm gonna put it in a card, and I'm gonna push it around here. What the linen is that? Would you meet me over there? He put in the car, pushed it over there. I took it out with him. They and paid for it, went on to the house. Good to be the King, isn't it. But tell me you're right though, it's always something in the back, Always always something in the back. Some in the back. Huh and you knew that, you know what's in the back. Yeah, why these people in this line over here there in this line, so you can tell them we ain't got no right. So now just going back on that palette, slide your ball one in there, man, I show appreciate you. Hey, what's what's a high end toy store? What's that story? New York? Yeah? Their fo a Schwartz uh Neimon Markets has hell too. Now they got a little toys in there. I don't know they have any kids ain't gonna want to play with them though. They ain't fun. That's just expensive. Ain't gonna fun. Kids got to be smart. And on this year there's a toy store high towards us. Oh yeah, and then you go to Nevens. Man, see what they got. Sex got a little toys in there, little high toys. Ain't the really fun to have. I don't like educational toys. I ain't even want to learn that phone and I won't laugh rot you. I don't want to learn none. Little kid boys coming through the toy giving you the problem? Two points. I don't walk, no damn points. Man. I remember my favorite toy growing up was an organ. My mom got me for Christmas. No, no, I do not. That didn't work out, but it was fun. I loved it. I just loved I love that thing. Oh my god. What was your favorite toy Steve? Growing up? My all time favorite toy all times? Yeah, was the red Fly wagon with the gates on. Yeah. Yeah, let me tell you something. I couldn't play in my wagon though, Oh hell no? Who was it for? It was my first career. I was pop bottle hustle man. I was going to man. You could get too sent per bottle. I would leave a house on summer morning. You'd be back by lunch boy, come down, he eat your lunch at toyt Wow, Steve coming up next to nephew, and let's prank phone call right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. You don't want to miss that. But first, alright, nephew, you're up with your prank phone call. What you got for us? Sarah? Get mother? Sure, Sarah get mother. Y'all ain't never been asked to do that? Hey, care of somebody? Child? Y'all ain't been m M now, but they can steal care that our girls don't do that. Nothing wrong with it. But I need two right here. They're not going to do nothing. Hell no, sure, I'm not carrying no more babies. They say they're not. Both of them got one baby and they said they're not caring no more one and done. And what we ain't been to do in the last thing we've been to do with you? I said, after my pregnant, throughout my pregnancy, it's overrated pregnant, overrated orated mother? Hu? Yeah, Roger, can I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man? How you doing? I go to the same church y'all go to. Okay, I got your number from one of the guys at the church. Man. They told me that if I wanted to talk to Yauld, I could reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today? I'm good, man, I'm good. I can help your your wife. Man. Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she work out all the time? Yeah? She go to January once in a while. Bro? Yeah, who who is this? Bro? Like? I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying for a long time. Many actually have some kids. And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just ain't happened. Dog. I mean, we've been trying and trying. But what I'm trying to do now just find another type of way to make this happen. Now, you said your wife is in good condition, right, my wife is in a good condition. Brother, What what did she got to do with trying to have a baby. She You know, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all got like from what the brother the church told me, y'all got three kids right there? We got three. I got two boys in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man, I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would be a good seregant mother or what you know. What I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know, we want to have kids, man, we want to have hold on, brother, you just said you you're looking for a Sagan mother and the brother church told you to call me. Well, no, no, no, anybody tell me to actually call you. I asked them about you and your wife. You know, I asked him for your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man, wait a minute, So you've been even eyeing my wife? No no, no, no, no, not, I ain't been. You're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person. I want to be able to have a healthy child, man, I really do. Man, me and my wife we lit. You called me about my wife and you want her to be a share your mother for you. I don't even know. While me on the pool. Brother, here's the real deal man, me and my wife, we can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and you know, biologically, we've just been going through it and going through it man. And I was just you know, i've seen your wife. She healthy. I see you all the church all the time. And I was just like, reach it out, man, Maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the Saragan mother for for for me and my wife so we can have a child. I'll think you sharegan mother, do hold on them? Brother? You calling me to see if my wife can be a share your monther to your child. And I know it's crazy. It's crazy, know what you and and and I think you lost your mind. Brother, out of all the members in the church, you're calling me to get my wife to have your baby. I know it sounds crazy, man, I do. I don't know what, but ignorant. Brothers. I'm sorry you sound ignorant. You man. That's so many places to go, dr baby. I can take you down to the county court house, can show your kids need a doctor right next but you can go to Africa like like like all the restaurants, people are gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty thousand members in this church. Do you know how stupid you sound? Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how are you trying to come across? Brother? You didn't done it to hear me out, man, I don't want you to go and go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we're looking for a Sarah good mother. We look, we've seen your your wife and we thought she'd be a great Sarah good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for me to pick you out of all the people that go to the church. I understand that, man, I do, but listen, we would love for your wife to be to Sarah to get mother, and we're willing to pay for this. But listen to them if you don't mind. We don't want to do this with no test tubes at all. That way they they mixed my seed with her with with with her eggs. We want to do this naturally. War war war war war. You you just said, man, you know you gotta understand a real man want to do I want to do it realistically. You know what I'm saying. I under staying. Brother, are you telling me that you want to have sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean you know you don't you want to have me lose all my Christianity right now? Brother? You want to have a baby the real way, though, you know what I'm saying, I don't give a damn having this faike way. You tell me you want to lay down in the ball wife, But don't you already got three kids. Think about the people that can't doctor baby. Man, take your there and ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go sit down, psychiotric, I don't have your baby. Do you know what you sound like, don't crazy. I know it sounds crazy. Man, I dude, I'll do you get my number. Man to me and you get my number. I got your number for one of the brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with you like a man. I wanted to come at you first and talk to you like a man and see, you know if you was cool with the proposition. But liok, come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just talk to her. I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna talk to your wife and see if you've lost your mind. I told you the answer. No, Now you tek me gonna go around me and actually, which I ain't gonna do is talk to my wife. Right now, I'm talking to your wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen. You call my wife wife next Sunday. I'm never we didn't go through this. I'm talking to her next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm gonna whop you. You're't gonna do nothing to men. You, me and my wife we deserved a child too. You like you ain't gonna stand in the middle of it. I don't in the middle of this. He lost. Man, you talk to my wife's next thing you want to I got one more thing I want to say to you. Man, is you listening to me? You say what the you gotta say? You can get off my That is nephew, tiught me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy? What this is? Who? This is? This? Listen this man? This nephew tell me Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your home boy got me to frank phone call you. Man. I'm over here, Man, my head is spinning. You know what? Man got me brother, I'm ready to fight. Brothers. Hey, I got one more thing that you big dog man? What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all got me this morning? Man? Got me? Man, come on, tell me tell me when I'm still You need to hear it or be told. Really you are stupid. I mean there's not a debate. We've given you the title. Yes, you know how people be out there looking for the What were they looking at not too long ago? Uh? That just passed up and elipse the eclipse. That's how people come out to see stuff. Just cable Lee stupid came to time. That's the fact that you didn't know what it was. I mean, what was that was outside and looking up at the sky and everybody looking at the sky there was looking at for that thing was Yeah, it passed the moon. And that passed the moon. I'm saying to myself, he couldn't mean the eclipse. But exactly what I mean. If the sun passes the moon, asks in a lot of trouble. It's too damn close, Tommy, what what the happen? The moon passed in front of the sun. You shouldn't have to explain if the sun front of the moon as gone? Did you ask you? All? Right? Coming up next, what is up with our girl almar Rosa. We gotta art about that? Well, it's coming perhaps, Plus we have another strawberry letter on deck. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up next, Today's crazy Strawberry Letter. But first, now, if the rumors are to be believed, if they are true, almar Rossa is about to lose her seat at the White House table. Tommy. Apparently, yeah, apparently she doesn't get along well with her colleagues, and sources close to the administration claimed that almar Rossa frequently derails internal meetings with irrelevant or counterproductive interjections. The White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is not a fan of hers. He recently limited almar Rosa's access to Donald Trump since she's reportedly, uh, you know, she likes to crash meetings when she's not invited. Kelly also wasn't happy about the chaos that went down last month when she attended the National Association of Black Journalist conference in New Orleans. Currently, amar Rosa is the director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison, but according to another insider, her days are numbered. Reportedly, President Trump is trying to give her time, give her a chance to resign on her own. So she get this job. Job. They've been friends for quite a whild time. Get the job? How did Spicer get the job? How could he get the job? How did any of them get the damn job? He gave a tour. How's his son in law in charge? He gave it? Yeah, that's how I got it. He didn't know he was gonna be president, and it last minute. He had to have a cabin. He needed people. He need people. What nobody ain't nobody to say to him on the camera, drip after you win? Can I be your hey man? When you get up in there? Can I get the job? Ask them? Yeah? He did. Nobody believe that then that night when he won, the should have went on to put a little boy in charge or something, because I like him. I like his little boy. They're a little they're a little manager. Look at disconcerned with all this? Man, I just want to play. Hell. Yeah, I didn't ask nobody. Could I be the damn President's boy. I'm a rich boy. I got with blazers with emblems on it. I gotta drive what I gotta drive? A three nannies and somebody to do my damn homework? Why we white? Why all the wreck my life? Just as cool? Man, I go down to Malago and play. I got a couple of girls down there. Yeah, everybody following me anywhere I go. Man, we all lived in the White House. Where my girls that from Florida. Man, I feel sorry for a little dude. He was all right, Wow, did you guys see Sean Spicer at the Emmy? I thought he was at the last part of the intro. Yeah, yeah, to do a crowd estimation like he did for the inauguration when he said there were so many people, right, that's when Donald Trump said the largest in the inauguration crowd ever. They paying that camera back, been looking at the curve, big spaces, bro, it was supposed to be people behind them. YEA call it at a t L that board Global dog. Yeah, he's very very talented young man. Very talented. I mean he can do sing act, he does it all right. You should meet him, man, he's very talented. I don't know it you one person. Everybody? Did you know that he's about to do Collabo? I think with Chance the Rapper and all that. Yeah, time you gotta get up with Donald Glover was a bad boy. Yeah. I don't know how to get in touch with nobody. List if Monica don't get him on the phone for me. I just caught basically what I know him to do things. I just can't say, Hey, uh on behalf of Steve Harvard, nephew. Time I need to with y'all. Tell Denzel I'm on the line. We'll see you blow it. Say Steve hard when you say nephew, tell me I how should I do it? A lot of people don't well done? What No, I don't. I don't want to say that. You crush them, sister, Yeah, don't crush them. We're not into crushing. You know how to get people on the phone saying Stephen, no, no, I want Steven say it to his a see say it to because he needs to heat it. Say it? Well, you say it? Doesn't want to say it? You? You go ahead and tell him butterfly, Yeah, you tell me what you want me to tell him? He ain't famous, just got people want his autograph after the plate on me. He's something bad? But what do you want me to tell it? That's the way I tell it? Well, I just we gotta go to the letter though, who you're not on it? Damn it anyway back and held, I'm tight here it is strip every letter. I didn't take his job and say that you can't keep a job. He subject on this one confused. In South Carolina, I met this guy through my friend's husband. My friend hesitated at first because she knew that he was married. Long story short, I found out that the man and his wife were having problems, and I insisted that she give him my number. He called me one day and it was on from there. We have been talking and texting ever since. His wife found my number and called me, and I lied to her and told her that we were just friends and only talked a couple of times on the phone. The truth is I have been sleeping with her husband for a little over a month. She found a naked picture that I sent him on his phone and knew it was more than a conversation and they separated. Apparently the two have worked things out and are now back together. I'm quite sure she doesn't know that we've been sleeping together. I went to the doctor yesterday and found out that I am pregnant. I honestly don't know if it is his baby or my ex boyfriend's baby. Me and the married man always used protection, but one time the condom did bust. That's what she said. Deep down inside, I wanted to be his baby because I know financially I will be taken care of the rest of my life. He has let me know that he loves his wife and children, that what he did with me was a mistake, him and his wife were having problems, and that I came into his life in the midst of all of that. Although I am younger than him, I know I would be a better wife to him and a mother to his children. I am willing to help him raise his children. Steve, you were all Stare's your name, Steve? Steve? You were always trying to figure out what race the people in the letter are, so I will fill you in. I am white mixed with Dominican Republican, and him and his wife both are black. Should I call this woman and tell her that I've best been with her husband and might be pregnant? Or should I just keep quiet and tell my ex that it is his confused in South Carolina? You confused about I hate this letter. We'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show showing up in about twenty minutes. Sister Odell is in the building. Yes, but come on, Steve with your part two of the response to today's Strawberry Letter. Let's go. It's kind of stuff right here, man. That's fun when people write me. I say what I want to say, because you write what you want to write. See what you're just living your life the way you want to do and what you're doing everybody. But then when you write me you want you want, you want me to help you do? What do some mo? It is here? Look, you're too hard on me doing what you're doing. Writing what you write? Steve gonna say? What do you say if you don't want what Steve? You think? What you write? A letter? Phone crazy Confused in South Carolina. I met this guy through my friend's husband. My friend hesitated at first because she knew that he was married. Long story short, I found out that him and his wife were having problems, and I insisted that she give him my number. He called me one day and it was on from there. We've been talking in Texan ever since. His wife found my number and called me, and I lied to her and told her that we were just friends and only talked a couple of times on the phone. The truth is I've been sleeping sleeping with her husband a little over a month. She found a naked picture that I sent him on his phone and knew it was more than conversation, and they separated. Apparently the two have worked things out and are now back together. I'm quite sure she doesn't know that we've been sleeping together. I went to the doctor yesterday and found out that I am pregnant. I honestly don't know if if it's his baby or my ex boyfriend's baby. Me and the married man always used protection, but one time the condom dead first. Deep down inside, I wanted to be his baby because I know financially I will be taking care of the rest of my life. He has let me know that he loves his wife and children, and what he did was a mistake. Him and his wife were having problems, and I came into his life in the midst of all that. Although I am younger than him, I know I would be a better wife to him and a mother to his children. I'm willing to help him raise his children. Steve, you are always trying to figure out what race the people in the letter. Let me straighten you far and go through far on that I don't be trying to figure out what race the people on the letter already nobody damn letter. I happened to be an expert on race because I happen to have been black the entire fifty one years. You can't tell me nothing about it. There will be no new discoveries about my color. Along the way I have been. I've seen it, So let me kill that about you right now. You're always trying to figure out what the race of the people are, so I will feel you in. I am white mixed with Dominican Republican and him and his wife both are black. Should I call this woman and tell her that I've been sleeping with her husband and might be pregnant? Or should I just keep quiet and tell my ex that's his confused? In South Carolina? Can I tell you something confused? In South Carolina? You're not confused. You are a liar and a cheat. See, let's just start with what you realize. You're not confused. See, you're the only person that's confused. Here is you, and you've confused yourself because you are a liar and a cheat. You're not confused. You're lying and you're cheating. But what's confusing about it? You didn't have to have none of this because in the very beginning, when your friend hesitated on uh giving you the number because he was married, you found out that they was having problems. You insisted, so you initiated all of this. The fair could have never have happened had you not insisted on calling this man. Now you find out in marriage, marriage troubles and stuff like that which happens in marriages. And now you make yourself available. Let me help you get through it. We all know how the conversation. Then the woman calls you, and then are you telling you've been sleeping? She tells you've been said, you say, Now you get scared, you lie and tell him y'all just been friend. Truth of the matter is you've been sleeping with this woman's husband for over a month. Now you lie to her and you've been cheating with this man. Why where are you confused? Because all of us that's listening to the letter are perfectly clear on who we're talking about. We have street names for people like you. It's women like you who give women a bad rap. It's women like you that make cheating so prevalent in this country. I keep telling you, you know, women y'all say what y'all want to say about me, Me and the dogs why they cheat? A man can't cheat unless you make the cheating of available to So see why y'all always dogging me and telling about me and dogs me and always cheat. If your girls were not so available and willing to beat the cheat, then guess what we would have nothing. Thank you, Steve. You know we gotta get out of here. Email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's letter at My Girls Shirley and don't forget Tomorrow. Tomorrow at one thirty pm Eastern time, I will be doing the Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook at one thirty pm Eastern time. Please join me. You can check me out at My Girl Shureley. That's where you can find me, or go to Shirley Strawberry both on Facebook. But join me there, okay, so we can talk about, uh, the letter. You definitely got to talk about Today's Strawberry Letter, all right now, switching gears, Steve, this story is just for you, okay. It is no surprise that women cry more than men. Everybody knows that. Figuring out now this is according to a new study. Yeah, the average woman cries about six times a month. Or break that down even further, seventy two times a year. Now, the average man is going to cry about three times a month. Didn't know that. But what is surprising is that men are less embarrassed about crying in public than women are. Of men said that they would have no problem shedding a tear in public. That's surprising to me, startling. Actually yeah, uh yeah. Of men say they would have no problem shedding us here in public. Now, this is compared to thirty three percent of women who said they were fine with crying in front of others. I cry in public if it's getting me out of trouble. I cry on cue. I got to be in something though. When my wife got the code to my phone, that's a crying moment. I don't experience work. Come on, now, what's your get to your phone? You don't think that's a not a crime? Mom? What's your when the moment I feel a crisis thought? We're out of this coming up next. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is time. Can you go get her please? Sister Odele, no problem. I love her, he is her, so can he go get her? Like he's got to leave the room out these times? Lord help us through these Trevor times. Yesterday's help, but Lord, good mornings everyone was mortis is damn like de lay a little bit. Good mornings everyone morning, damn good good? Hi COLLI sister out down? How you doing good? Good? Good? Well? You didn hellou Jr. Mortus is so den you bought your voice is steal a little piking, Thank you, thank you. Gonna have to base it up mornings, is so? Deal crises the phone in the hospital that time. Don't do that, you're scamper. It sounds like a crisis. It sounds like I call him in the hospital. That's how let me hang up. The healing ain't went through yet, Timmy, Hi boy, Sister Odell, how you doing? Yeah? Kate doing sweet. I gotta lit a call in and talk to you. You know, I hadn't talked to Kate in a in a in about a month. I'm hand a call. She's doing good though, she's doing very well. Hello Sherley, Well, Hello, sister O'Dell. Welcome back. How are you y'all? What's going on today? I said, how are you? Sister Dell? Fash we dit in here. You misunderstanding? That's all? Okay? Good? I showed in here. You sweetie, you ain't been speaking, so you know, why would you expect we're really looking forward? Well, sister Odell, I have a couple of questions for you. Now. First of all, did you see the v H one Hip Hop Honors? I think they were on Monday night of this No, I didn't what happened? Well, I mean, they did a show where they set the time machine back to the nineties and they wanted to honored like the decades game changers like Mariah Carey, like Martin Lawrence Warren g Missy Elliott, master p no limit. All right, So it was a really good and entertaining show. Um, So I just wanted to know, since you're here, like they you could you had a time machine and you could go back which decade? Where would you go? How far back would you go? Go back to the time that I was hanging out with Nat Turner. I didn't know that's when slaves hand curry dash, that Turner got loosen heading off and with just killing by that. That Turner was something else. He was. He was a Maine man. He wasn't scared of no old body. Yeah, go back down and then I'd go back to the time that I let me see Frederick Douglas, that's one of your favors. I did his have one time. I corn wrote it. That's how I had that throw. I introduced him to Cord. You corn rolled Frederick Douglass half Well back then it was called cotton Roll. Cotton roll. We changed at the corn after we got free. Cotton wrote it at first and didn't want to be the mind of the slaves, so we changed it. Brow I first did it was cotton roke. Okay, all right, so okay, yeah, any any other decades you would visit? Well, you know, I kind of like the farties. It was fun for me. You know. That was right before I got saved. I was, you know, running with a couple of ballplayers. Girl, sat your page and what's going at league? Me and satr page? Satur do more and throw about. I'll tell you that. Okay, all right? Anybody else in the negro leagues, it's so good, No, just satchel. I didn't like too many of them. You know. I won't only mess with your stars. Yeah, you want the biggest star, you know, That's who I went for. You know, I went for big, big, bigger. You know I like you know, but I had on hand a little running with Joe Gifts on one time, Bigger. I called him Joe, sweetie. You had to call it a jail? Why did you call him Joe? But all I needed? What did ja? Y'all? The one needed I put it on him so hard one night, them two lads letters fell off. Joe, that's all you needed. Huh, Well, we're using that one time. One time we was at the Memphis Hotel. This is before you were saved. You said, yeah, blew the windows at the room. Wasn't a drape in there? Did anyone call, you know, like downstairs, like the management for for noise or anything? Because it was a noise that hotel like what it was, and then most of us was in there doing the same. Hey, if you weren't having no noise and only wasn't making no money? What hotel is? An empty hotel? Is it horror food? Was its only hotel? I'm just curious. Yeah, you know you ain't a white want to come down here? Have you ever dated anyone from another race? Sister Adele? Okay, okay, just curious. Nothing. I don't across racial boundary lines. I don't cross dress, I don't crow. You were um married eleven times, all of them. A lot of white men wanted me. You know, notice the white men's wanted me. Charlotte Chapman. I thought he was so damn stupid, I said, just slow footed Kane Swan and something you don't get away. I like a man with a fool and much dass. Oh my god, you don't come back? Oh yeah you can. You're always back. So we closed out the right way and got a couple of other people holiday at me too. Okay, well we'll be back. You're listening, Steve, Well, you know we're glad to be back. Glad y'all kept me over. You should take me out, so shout before glad I could stick around. Well, of course, so I guess I'm here. We're gonna trying to come up with something equal. Well, you said, yeah, okay, let's see you were talking about some of your past h dalliances. Let's say before you became saved. Yeah, I had a little running in one time, had a little bit. I had to break up with him, Abraham Lincoln, honest abe just sitting up in here with his slow right now, where did you gonna frial? Right? Long? You're gonna day they won't shout? Now? What is you in the meeting? Folly Loan coach on Shavey being come onside man mancur patient, take it too, damn Loan took your long and feel out them papers. I didn't think it was mancwur patient. I thought'ta So we have you to thank for that, sister. Yeah, I went on put it on him, he said, frialm fell from the bed free and lest free and least. Thank god, I'm minding we're free and left. That's how we got there. Well, I'm seeing was one of my major accomplishments. Okay, I'm so glad you came back to share it with the sister, put it on him and got us out. All right, Well, thank you. Ye, they don't write that any history books, ain't nobody ain't seen a page about me. And now you know I'm reading you got the mancipatient proclamation. That's what she didn't You just tell you're stupid? All right, Well, thank you, sister Adel for stopping. But we always you know, or now you won't cut me out, Well it's it's time, you know, use use the bullish you here for you know that just always got some you'll always want. You know you don't want, sister, you don't want college. Don't never cuts me off. I'm not trying to that stupid boy. I'm just I don't never had no have a lot of junior colleague it's always problems out of you, and that food allow you to bow out gracefully. Because we're moving on to our next segment. It's called strong. Wait, I ain't gonna take this offer your nast week. I'm just being You've been nice ever since you got married. You got your little life straight out and everything got your some backup. Now you think cause you got backup, that you didn't come up. No, that's not it at all. What you need back up, shut up, it's what's fitting that happens to you. Sweet well, I was just saying thank you for coming by, and we'll see you next week. That's all you know. You give a woman a set of breast and all of a sudden, that's all this is. That's all this is. Because you're still up in perky. Look, you think you're gonna talk to a woman that's got her stulf saying down. But I can put my because I can put my breasts in apron poppies. Now you're still you're gonna talk to me any kind of Wait. Wait, you ain't. You ain't gonna okay, well, because one day you're gonna be one day, keep living. That's what my mother, keep on living. You're gonna be down here with me, and you're gonna learn to appreciate it. Man. Okay, well again, thank you so much, sister, O'Dell, I met the man offer you know who I met the over day. You forgot to tell y'all. I met the little man off of Game of Throne, lanister, Yeah, yeah, I'm madie. He slowed up on my game, my hug. I had to slap his mouth. You like little look like Beach Mellens. You ain't noticed. I ain't saying nothing to you, ain't okay, Ah, I like I don't like little means. I like grid big old means, great big os, big old, strong, black dog black o. What is that? Uh? Extra large grande for steel? Take? What did they sell at Starbucks? Oh? What's the biggest drink at Starbucks? That's what I like? A big black vent. I don't want no sugar, I don't want to clean. Give me that big black vent. Bye, y'all, see you some other day. Do have a good day back college Sweeney by Union by Sis. Don't down, say Shirley bo I thought she'd never leave. Wait a minute, hello, Oh oh that's how you really feel like it? Old big graft want to keep running them out. No, not that that's what it is and what it is you know you think cause you're strong and everything. You say what you want to say. Well, you know, one day she'll I tell you what. I'll tell you what. I can't. You're younger than me, but I bet you can't. Would I bet you I tell you, Donna get your ass. You ain't been in the fight you had you. I would never keeps what's gonna happen to you? You will get your first as late in life. I have great respect and admiration, Yes I do, and I'm gonna tell you something else to don't mesh. I get your little Mexican husband involved in a type that what happened I put a bushing my singer, the ma's done Mexican when the shows out like you gotta Mexican name in the real hop singer to my old answer Pardi, thank he down in the animal he would never hit a woman. Anna, Well, thank you again. This has been something not yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it's been. It's been. Don't say nothing when I see y'all. Okay, my sister down down, good lord, Oh blonde never leave. Never. Yeah, all right, we have to go and uh we'll be back. You are right, Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. Why did you leave? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, an entertainment news and according to bossup dot com, Wendy Williams continues to shade and defend a recent vacation bikini picks. In case you missed it, t I try to be positive when he called out to the gossip queen Wendy for viciously criticizing other celebrities and hoped she would be less brutal in the future. However, Wendy said in a recent interview that she always jokes about herself and she knows that she's shaped like the letter p uh. Then she bruchaded t eyes right. Wendy said she could wear butt pads and all that, the same way short men could wear lifts in their shoes to seem taller. So she was throwing a little shade back, she said, grown people just throwing a little shade at each other. Just grown people throwing a little shade. That's it. Yeah, Well, you know, she said, her parties at the top. It's never been at the bottom. She's always said she she always said yeah. So I mean she's confident in her own skin. She she feels she looks comfortable in her own skin. So hey, it is what it is. You're comfortable, y'all feel when y'all naked? Feel all right? So yeah, I'll never say nothing about it's a big news story. I'm just out here trying to make this money. Man. Yeah, and you're doing that making the comments, don't surely? Because I was like, did you look at you though? Uh huh? What do you mean? Like people just making the comments? Like I talked one of my party he already fulf Did you see Wendy? Did you see you when you type when you were tying? Yeah? But you know, I just like her for being who she is. You know, it is what it is. This is me. I love me. You have a problem with it, that's on you. You know she was in a bikini in Barbados, enjoying her vacation. Yeah, and Wendy was and there were photographers out there and they took pictures of her in her bikini, and a lot of people thought that they were unflattering. But you know, she's comfortable in her own skin. She's comfortable being Wendy Williams. So that's who she is and that's fine, you know. And what was your question, Tony? What were you asking me? And what I see? Oh you don't remember? Okay, it was a second ago. He forgot that quick. He's stupid. Well, now, my mind, ain't my mind tall? Don't? No? No, only in your mind is tall. No, my mind is tall, Steve, when you talk about brains, when it comes to brains, buddy, you what when it comes to brains? I'm seven ft. Let's just all let that marinate. Feet yeah, feet foot feet you know. Stop shirt, you trying to make me sound dumb when I'm really intelligent. Don't do that. I have nothing to do with it. Wait did he just blame this stupidity on me? Yes, that's what you do. Okay, before we before we go, we don't get to do right a wrong? Can I tell you one right or wrong before we can do it. We have time to do it. We'll do it next break. Okay. Me and Junior had an argument. I just want to talk to you. M M, shut up, Junior. I can't talk to you. Just you just what he's what heard? Talk? Talk? Well? Yeah, like right now, it's strange my eyes to talk. All right, we'll come back with Tommy says he has one right or wrong. He has some right or wrong for us when we come back. I can't wait to see what he's cooked up today. When we come back. You're listening to Steve alright, Steve, we definitely need you for this, Junior, and Tommy with right or wrong? Here we out. You'll be the judge, Tommy. Yeah, okay, the first one is not for the fellas, just just for the latest. Okay, start off with y'all. Then I'm gonna migrate my move on over to to Stephen Junior. J Anyway, let me just talk to you all about this here. Listen if till what you know, but listen, if a star phone company ship you something, yeah, it ain't gonna have nothing to secure you see what I'm saying. Yeah, see if it's a star phone company, you see what I'm saying. So to start phone company not gonna have most thorough phones to secure the star phone. You see what I'm saying. Just do I make sense with y'all? Like it? Like you're wasting time, so much time trying to think about a star phone company they're sending you star phone? What do they secure that week? You see, I'm just trying to make sense to me. Just I cannot with you. Look at juniors looking up. Okay, okay, okay, let me let me move, Let me move to the fello, let me move to alright, go ahead. If you get the claps and it's spreads, tell him it's an applause. You know what I'm saying. On If you get the claps, it's spreads, that's an applause. First of all, do I don't not with this stupid is he going on? Yeah? Yeah, we're going out, y'all. That's see y'all wrong. If you get the clawn spreads, that's an applause. Come on, Jim, I I told you he makes your head. Steve, stay with me. If you get the clawn, okay, no more, it's spreads. It's it becomes an applause. See that he wants to become an applause. You ain't even got to go down to the doctor's too late. Then that is the most ignorant thing we've ever said on the show. I gotta give me some mints, bring me to heavy. You don't have a crisis and when you hit you really be thinking about it. It makes your head explode. Wow. When you get to spreads, it comes an applause. Idiot, thank you all for having me. You're not leaving without us, no way. We're dragging his leg back with just one more thing. This, one more thing. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are just one more thing. Listen if you missed it earlier, here we go again with this California woman's eight thanks to a trick she learned on Law and Order. She's thirty two year old woman. She was writing the bart train up in San Francisco when someone dropped a note in her lap, telling her that they had two guns pointed at her back and that they would shoot if she didn't hand over her wallet and her phone. She tried to get the attention of a nearby passenger by mouthing the words help me, but was unsuccessful. That's when a woman named Julie remembered a scene from a favorite from her favorite drama, Law and Order, where a person faked a seizure to prevent getting mugged. She said she slumped sideways and started shaking and crying. She closed her eyes and increased the vigor so people would pay attention. And guess what, it worked because because soon after that, a couple came over to ask her if she was okay, which allowed her to pass them the note, and then the mugger got off the train at the next stop. Uh. She did report the incident to the but unfortunately no suspect was caught. So routine. No, I didn't do no seizure. I got hell at one time and fainted straight in the flow, collapsed. I'm not gonna be here for all this shooting. Steve, how did it get it happen? He said? I was coming out to Stow with my boys, and we were home for the summer summer for college, and I'm in Cleveland. I come out to Stow with my boys and the dudes came up and had these guns. I'll put it right in my stomach. Just give me all your money. I just went, oh, no, I ain't really fright, but that's all I got. Like this lady didn't really have a seizure, because running from a gun at close rage is not good. Surely what's a good seizure? Joe? Here is your asps to roll back to Yeah, maybe you could drool a little little bit. You know, that's a verbal one. Whatever it takes. Yeah, you got to go back. You go trying to hold me up and trying to hold me up thinking I think robbing that. I think I'm thinking robbin, robbin. I just keep saying what you're trying to say, what the messages say, like junior things everything. Oh yeah, I seen that they got two guns in my back. I'm going shooting me. I mean, everybody look back here at me. Oh, they got guns in my back. You can get shot for that. You say that right now. Okay, here's what you can't say. Go ahead there, look at him. Man, give me your wallet, give me all your jury. I got to guns pointed right in your back right now, shoot me. You just say you need to try one of the other things we didn't tell you, because man, the bluff bluffiness not good. It's not a good time to shooting. Yeah, yeah, you're bad. All these people looking at doing and shoot meat. How much time you said? I know I've been shot before, I might be dead, but you're going to jail. I'm so uncomfortable. Yeah, I just was just thinking. Steve was gonna tell us about the time. Yeah, totally went into a different direction. What time you're talking about? When you said it? You said what happened when you faint it? When it happened to you? But that was the end, and he went out, Yeah that was the end. Yeah. So, Steve, have you ever like learned anything on a TV show that saved your life or have you ever had have you ever encountered any danger? I was one time in the restaurant and I had saw this on the what's that show up with the old where you bonna be? Not born to be? Remember the white Dude? It was on Andy Griffin. Oh, Matt Luck, Yeah, Matt Lock, Matt Lee's company. You're talking about Barney who you're talking about Luck? He's talking about what you thought it was a little Barnabus Jones or so much bas Barnaby Jones. You think about Dark Shadows? Oh yeah, I remember that. Mary used to come into every day from school. My mom be watching it. The damn Dracula. Man. I was so scared. I said, man, why don't they shoot his ass? As far as we keep doing this, right, why don't they just shoot him? I didn't know you couldn't kill a dractor without shooting, because I was thinking to shoot him. But anyway, I saw Mattlock one time and he had this lady was in the restaurant choking, and he wouldn't behind and saving with the hamleck. So I saw that on TV. This man at the restaurant was choking one time, and I was trying to get over there when there was a crowd of people, and by the time I got through to the guy started giving them the hamlet. Get get off of me? What are you doing? I had grabbed the wrong dude with other dude still, but by the time I got through the crowd, I was behind the wrong dude and I started giving him the hamlet. Man, what are you doing? Get off of me, sir, s I'm trying to help you. You're stupid. You had on football jersey. Huh oh. See that's where the confusion came in. Hey man, what do you do? Why? Why didn't you think that's a real question? I got my money, all right? Hard to rob me when I'm laying down flat on my stomach. All right, y'all, have y'rself a good weekend, I will say Wednesday, But have yourself a better Weekie favor I Want to Dude. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.