Samuel L. Jackson, JAB Kanye Parody, Netlix, Ellen's Severance Package and more.

Published Mar 18, 2022, 1:00 PM

Good morning and welcome to the ride! He is in studio and it's bittersweet. J. Anthony Brown is handling the love questions for today and he does not disappoint! Netflix is acting like the ugly best friend and is blocking access. Kim K has found herself a new banana! A North Carolina school is begging for a beat down. Who did it better The Houston Rockets mascot or 50 Cent? Comedy Roulette brings you the things you say to co-workers that missed work for a long time to let them know things have changed. The parting gift Ellen has may make her soon to be former staffers millionaires. Would You Rather involved Bitterman and it covered Tommy's phone. The show wraps up with hate and Fool #2 is right when he said that there is no explaining that.

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Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down, giving them like amazing bus things and it's not good. Steve Hartley, I don't join jo You gotta use that turn out. You gotta turn to turn them out, got to turn them out, to turn the water the water. Come come on your thing, huh, I sure will. A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One and only is Steve Harvey. Man got a radio show. Steve Harvey got a radio show because God in the blessing business. Yeah, that's all. I'm just a recipient. Steve Harvey got a radio show because God is in the show you favor business. He showed me some favor. Steve Harvey got a radio show because God is in the forgiving business. God and forgave me thousands and thousands of times, you know. And I say that as a big number like that, because it's probably true. God is a forgiving God. That's how I exist today, and that's how you exist today. And one of the things I want to remind you about even in existing today, you know, Joel Oldstein had a has a book out called It's Your Time. I love this book. It's called It's Your Time. And that's kind of what I want to touch you on today. And I want to remind you all that it's still your time. See, you know, there's look, you know, they've got unsuccessful people have created a lot of sayings to justify our failures as people. Well, my ship has passed. That that was created by a person who did not quite make their goal in the amount of time that they had set for. So to justify it, here comes this great, seemingly very clever saying, and a lot of us adapt, Well, my ship has passed, so we adopt that. Here's another one. Well, I guess it just wasn't meant to be. That sounds good, don't it, Because they mix it up with a little bit of faith base in it. I guessed it wasn't. Well, here's another one. I guess if God wanted it for me, i'd have it. Are you serious? Man? Are you serious? You're actually gonna use that one to to to justify where you are in life? Man? That's that's so, that's so not the case. I want to remind everybody today that it's still your time. That you know your ship hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all of your opportunities. There's others. It's still your time. You know you still got a chance, You still have a shot. Here's a good one. You still have hope, you do all of you. As long as God is who he is, there's always hope for you. You can never lose sight of that. You can never let the devil win that battle that there is no hope for you and cause you to do something that's unthinkable. I'm just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take my life. I'm gonna commit suicide. No, no, no, wait a second, Wait a second, Are you for real? That's not God talking to you. That's something wrong and it's not coming from him. It's still your time. You still got a chance. There's always hope. But listen to me. You got to move and you got to move on it. So many people are not getting the full benefit of their life, and so many people are not getting all the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I heard people come to me and say, Man, I'm just waiting on everything to line up right, Man, I'm waiting on the perfect time to get He can't tell you something. If I were waiting on the perfect time, I wouldn't be hardly any of the things that I've become. And one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I wouldn't even have married Marjorie if I was waiting on the perfect time, because I had gone through what I thought was enough misery to cover my entire lifetime. And so when I was first divorced, I just said, man, it's gonna be five six years before I do this again. I said it two years later I was married. But guess what, man, it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't have my ducks, all my ducks lined up in the role. It was still some things I needed to clean up. I even told her, it's some things I want to clean up out of my life before you know it's it's I want I want to make sure I got all the stars are lined up, you know, I want to I want to wait until all the ducks are in a row. I was waiting on the perfect time. If I had not stopped and Marjorie and I had set out and said to each other. There will be no perfect time. And then she said, I'll go through with you whatever you're going through. That was it. I took a chance. The ducks were not lined up in a row. I had a lot of baggage in my life, man, I wanted to try to clear up. I want to do some things financially different. I wanted to just get rid of some residue I had in my life. She said, no, we'll do it together, because they ain't no perfect time. And guess what it was it So, if you're out there waiting on the perfect time to do something, it may not come. There is no such thing as waiting on the perfect time. I've said this a hundred times, and here comes one oh one. The road to success is always under construction. You ain't gonna go out there and there ain't no barrels on the road. You're not going out there and not running to deet to a sign. You're not going out there without seeing the men working signed to get off. You're not going out there to see it. So guess what. Stop waiting on the stars. I got man, this is a perfect time to do it now. If you're waiting on the perfect time, that could be one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting. You have got to move and you've got to move on it, and you've got to make a decision to go now. God will get you through everything necessary for you to get through. But you can't quit though. See here's a disapart. You can't quit just because the road you're own is under construction. You can get off at the exit because you're tired of all the bump of the bumper traffic. It's that way. Get you some God, like I said, get you some God, and go on and go see what your life can be like. So stop waiting on the perfect time, Stop waiting on the stars to align themselves. You got to move and you got to move on it. Get you some God, apply some faith, and get started. And remember when you get out there, coming towards your goal, the road to construct, the road to success is always under construction. If it was easy, everybody would be it. Stop expecting it to be easy. Come on out here, get up in this thing. It's funky out here. Yeah I got all that. It's hard out here, yeah I got all that. But what you wanna do, man, what you wanna do you're gonna push your chips up to the window. It ain't time for that. You still got time, you still got a chance. There's always hope, there's always God. That's my conversation today. You're listening, all right, everybody, Let's not make a big deal about it. He is back, he is back, he is back, he is back. Don't make a big deal about it. What's going on, Shirley Sawberry? Hey, welcome back, Jake. This is a big deal. Welcome back, Welcome back. What's up? Calling for Rown? What's up? Baby? Jay? Anthony Brown? Bro? Bro Bro? You back my partner in sick? What's up, Junior? I don't ask black people that to say nothing? They know? Welcome back. Yeah, we're gonna say something. And last, but not least, he is the king, not the king, the King up pranks, y'all put your hands together. But mister Thomas Miles, y'all, who's just talking to me? Who's here, Papa? Who? Welcome back? Man. It's good to be back, man, it's good to be bad man. Weird to hurt you back? Brother? Did you go out of town doing some CIA stuff? I don''t to talk about it right now. He worked put it. He worked. He worked for the government, some them and undercover stuff. I was doing. Okay, all right, if you tell me you have to kill me, I get it, okay. Yeah, if I told you I had to hurt you, yeah, I'm not ready for a right. You like, we're kind of like a double O selm or something. You what you you you're nine double low nine. It was more deadly. Well, we missed you, Jay, We certainly did. A lot of things happened while you were Tell me about it, Tell me about it. I was keeping up what things stood out for you, Jesse small as out of jail, I saw that hand it out and out. So you are undercovered. You were able to watch the new long enough to watch them underwear. I mean, you know, you know that, you know that revolving though when you're going to stow and you just keep the kids, get the plane and you keep around. That's all he did. He just went around a couple of time. Back out of there. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't have enough time to print out my free Justustee T shirt. Nothing again nothing. I don't know. I want to go to jail though, I want to go to deal like that. I don't think you did. Don't start taking the roles. Don't start taking roles where you were thug now, jest, don't do good for him. I think he was in love enough. That's damn. Yeah, learn something anywhere you're gonna learn today, you're gonna learn. I have a later on in the show, I have a song for Kanye, so I might end up on the deal Hughely and Trevor Nor this so later on you about to get your ass swooped. Jane, here come yas the damn man fishing boots. Who my ass is over it? It is just completely holy. But Jane, you've been completely honest. You didn't You didn't go away to get married or anything, did you? Oh? Hell no, Shirley, don't even my god, no, what the hell curse on your family? Oh? All right, as you can hear, ladies and gentlemen, Jay Anthony Brown is back and coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run that prank back with the nephew. Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time now to run that prank back with the nephew. What you got next? Well, you know, Shirley, This goes out to all the men out there. You know, when your wives go to work and it's lunch time, let her have that time. Here's my here's my my question to you meet at lunch time? What do you want? What do you hide? Lunchtime date? He love, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, touch speak to Alan. This is Alan? Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek man took us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right, yeah, yeah, that's all. I something wrong? No no, no, no, no no no. I work at this like I said this, Derek. Now I work with your wife Rachel, right you us you're a supervisor something. I mean? You just this about work something. I mean she's doing a good job and everything she ain't bat no, no, no, everything is straight. Man. Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything's cool at the job. This this right here, man is like what I know this man, and it's you know, it just seems like every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like, you know, you would call and and and uh and then blocked up the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like you cutting in on all the time that I have that I have with her. Well, you know what, whoa whoa whoa whoa hold hold hold up on me, hold up, hold up, broke way you what the are you doing at lunch with my lady sons? Like I said, you know, we just we're just spending time, you know, doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude. You know that rude, rude, rude you you Okay. First of all, that's my lady. Okay, I can call her whenever the I feel like calling that. That's what I pay for them, phone bill. I bought that iPhone five I could get the calling whenever. Please all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date. You're supposed to be at work. No, we are at work. We call saying we call workers. You know, it just seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting in front of Hull, you know, we're supposed to be having lunch together, and she's talking to you the whole Uh. Okay, what what's your name? Be? Getting name there? Derek. Derek. All right, Derek, you work at the same building up, Okay you you would work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah. I'm here at the job and y'all work in the same flow because I can find come and see you about to jump off way way different for you straight up. Okay, So let me ask you something, man, What is a big deal? Understand? Okay, you look like you don't see her. You look like you don't see her when she gets home, you know. So why is it so important that you waste a whole hour of lunshine holding up? An't wasted? Ain't ain't watch month. I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that. Why don't you go out there get and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up in front of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked down the hour with that. We got kids, we got a house, We take care that he helped me hold it down. And this you you you ain't you know it's like you you don't ever want to come in and do but they got so I've always want to come in and somebody else's wife, And why why don't you do this? Take take this advice and see what it works. Have it works for you. Go to club, church, library, grocery stole, whatever, the find your dad and you get you a chick. You gave her for a minute, you called her for a minute, You wrote man stuff for me, And that's what real men do. You know what I'm saying, That's what I did. That's how I got my Rachel. That's stuff, that's my heart. You're trying to sit up there in front of lunch with us every day for the past year. I'll tell you what, bro, it may not be to day, it may not be tomorrow, but soon soon you're gonna see me me. You're gonna have none of this phone conversation, just gonna be a face to face you do through all I'm saying, man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all. All I'm done, Okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all. I'm just saying, it's every day you call it, man, what do you want life to plos to talk to every guy day? That's what a real dude, you know, I'm most But because you was, you ain't no real all you know about it trying to highlight something street. You don't know what it is to put in work like a real man, dude, to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything, the family, the kidsen fixing the yards and fances, and you don't know nothing about that. All you know about it, you know, ro wife can't even go to work. But I like you trying to step the hood and don't mean no guy, because but it's okay, Like I promise you, I wonna be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this house is gonna go. It may not be the knight, but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you, and I can't what's what's your say? Heard me? So I would come to see yo by tomorrow? Son, I mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek. My name is Derek. Yeah, you're gonna I always want to be smiling facing my wife's face. I'm gonna do Rachel when I see it. He can. Please believe that. Please believe that talked to her about a little friend at lunch and like the hell getting my nub anyway, I d sho know how to Rachel phone. But that's besides the morm My boys. Far y'all ain't that cool? I don't know. I ain't never heard of no dance before the day. And what's sudden calling me talking about you? Was at lunch every day with wife and you like it's a friendly runch date. Just word it. Really, I don't know how you just do friendly? I know about all that. You ain't fooling me. You got know like you who pray on marry women all the time because they like you. But that, like I said, it's gonna change from sho okay, dog, here's here's what you don't know. What you don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on the more than me Tommy Tommy Tommy is always pushing up on her. Tommy one. You need to be worried about you, aft Tommy. Who who the Timmy dog dog dog Nephew Tommy. Man, check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got me to pray phone call you believe y'all did me? Man? They also have come down to you are many? I am now I was gonna, oh well, you don't also gonna burn that building down. You don't even know? All right, Pete, tell me this my prediction. Somebody gonna fuck you up for real, y'all. You just played too much, man, y'all tripping a man? Check it out. You gotta tell me this, man, what is the baddest radio show in the lane? Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Man? Of course, don't be calling here what you don't know what she is? She's at Worth, I mean Dame coming up next. Bitter Man is back. He's here, ready for your love questions, ask bitter Man. Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news. Netflix is cracking down and sharing password love. Samuel L. Jackson and Latania Jackson share the secret of their forty one Listen to this j forty one year marriage. Okay, and then Kanye should be able to use Instagram again starting today. But right now it is time for ask bitter Man. Good for them, Good to Samuel Jackson and his wife. Whoray hip, hooray, oh yeah, hey, all right, here we go Darcia and Toledo says, I was planning a party from a best girlfriend and I booked an all inclusive resort and four other ladies have paid a deposit. My girlfriend told me that we are supposed to chip in and pay for her room and flight. Should I hurt her out? Or is she right? Now? She's right? She wouldn't even planning on going. No, damn, well, he y'all came up with just yeah, she'd already set to be home. Here y'all come with a resort. Now you want me to pay? You asked me so you yeah, you out of pocket? Not me? Why out go in my pocket or something you asked me to do? She's absolutely right. I had I had none at all, and he used with plans. Now you want money? You want plans and money ain't happen been a man in back. Ladies, good Tommy, I would leave her ass at home and we'll just go party on the resort without in the name of her. Yeah, you need to pay. That would be fun because she doesn't sound like a person who give a damn. She really don't at all. All right. Moving on, Sandra and Clearwater says, I ran into one of my exes, and he invited me to church. I thought he wanted us to date again, but instead I was shocked to find out he's a preacher. Now I was really turned on, and we had sex in the church bathrom here's the question. Am I going to Hell? Now? Yes? And a hand basket? Yeah? Come on, bitter man, why would you? Why would you miss all the other good places to have six Like the baptismal pool. I mean you miss all in the bathroom that's beneath you. I can't believe he did that. And the pastor's quarters, I mean all the good places down on the lunch room when the stove is cold. Oh my god, girl, you miss so many nasty places. Shame creeping me out right here. We're moving on, Elvi, and you ain't church before? No? Are you even serious right now? No? I'm the holds one one of them, one of them, long as lunch tables. You never never, you're out there on that island by yourself, to hell, by yourself. Immediately, helb you know, Cliff says, I'm a seventy six year old single woman that my boyfriend lives in a building for for his seniors. And I think he's messing with one of the ladies in his building. He told me that he can't have overnight visitors, and I found out he's lying. We spend time at my house but never at his place. How can I find out if he's cheating on me? First of all, he's moving slow. If you can't catch his ass, if you, if you can't catch you in, something wrong with you? Okay? If not, he's not. He's not the stashiest cheetah in the world. Okay. She's seventy six, jay, So how old is he? Yeah? He damned the eighty. So he got an opening door. Tell lady to get up, get on out, clothed the dough How can you tell don't forget your walk? Yeah, let get your oxygen tank and come home. Yeah, you get your hay Let him your tank. Oh he can't hear either. She already found out he's lying about the overnight visitors. Yeah, yeah, did you leave your teeth in here? Whose teeth? Oh? My? Oh my? All right. Moving on to Jillian in Saint Louis, Jillian says, my boyfriend and I got caught having sex in a park one night by the parents of one of my students. She says, I teach third grade and the parents transferred their child to another teacher's class. Do I try to talk to the parents or is it too late to try and fix this? Um, you need to get your class together and let this be a teachable lesson. Really, really, that's what this needed. You need slides, you need grabs, you need pictures, and let the kids know that when they reached his age, they will be doing some nasty things like this. Let them know what the future in hell. That's okay, you're gonna lose that job anyway, but at least you go out with an explanation, explanation as to why y'all are doing it in the park after make sure you play the song doing it after doing it in the wow. So does she try to talk to the parents? Dope her man, No, you know you ain't got time to be fooling with them. You don't need to be judged by the a ass for what the kids. The kids are not judgment They open to everything they're ready to learn. They need to be glad the parents ain't told the principle that's what right. First of all, if they do try to tell Flip fail the kid saying things about me and what I'm doing in this park? Your baby not going to the third grade? Not moving on? It ain't nothing wrong with being in the park. Sure, why not? You know I don't like outside. I mean, if it was at night, she wasn't at work. It was a night that wasn't at work. So it's my right. It's my right to be naked outside of pom Was the park closed and open? That that makes a big difference to them. It must be because they got there. Yeah, what were the parents doing in there? Was they doing in the park to catch me? Yeah? They were just walking in the park. This is a good time to ask how to how the child is doing in class though, I mean, you're right, there is there anything we can do with parents to help you to you? How's that I'm doing with man or jay or knock on the window? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. My baby gonna be on the on a roll this Yeah, okay, good to see you. All right, thank you, bitter man. Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening to show the days of sharing your Netflix password with people outside of your household may soon be a thing of the past. Netflix will add a new feature to combat passwords sharing three dollars extra members will be able to add two additional sub accounts with their own logins and profiles. Netflix's director of Product Innovation stated that sharing accounts between other households impacts Netflix's ability to invest a great new great new TV, invests in great new TV and films for its members. Can I say something in Netflix? Yeah? Same Netflix. You can't stop them black and white geeks. You can't stop them. Okay, that's all they do twenty four seven. Okay, you're not gonna stop on Netflix and then unstoppable. But jay, Netflix raises its speeds what every five minutes? Anyway? They just raised it. I got people on my account. Ain't gonna lie. I got fifteen people. I'm in my path Horn account in Maine. I'm on the we up there in Maine. Yeah, I'm in Maine, so it don't even matter. I don't know nobody up there. I don't know nobody, but it's probably up in Maine. Everybody will might count hotel, I'm in the Hampton's, I'm everywhere. Yeah, stop that exactly all right? So um, In a Very Sweet People exclusive interview, uh Samuel L. Jackson and his beautiful wife Latania Richardson Jackson revealed the secret to their success and they've had a forty one year old marriage. They've been married for forty one year. They credit the pack they made to stay together forever. When they said I do uh, they said, in order to change that narrative, they made a decision to say, we are going to stay together no matter what. We'll figure it out. It's two people who respect each other, love each other, and look out for each other. The couple met back in nineteen seventy while they were both attending college in Atlanta, and they got married ten years later. Here's a question, love story, what'st beautiful loves? What is come on? Building? And how many years had they? Man, they've been married forty one years? How many no matter what's have showed up? Whatever doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. Do you feel me telling you no matter a lot, no matter what situations that have one years like what Jack look at the bad put I don't put the man bides in the street. But he said, no matter what, So my question is how many? What three? No matter what I mean? I'm no matter what's what a woman take how many, no matter I've been married twenty years. I had a bunch of WTF moment, So I'm not letting you double that, Okay, all right, Well, congratulations to them, absolutely, congratulations. We love it, Samuel l and Latinia. Yes, a lot of custom years because I don't know how to cuss. But in Hollywood forty one years, that's that's almost unheard of. That's unheard of, that is unheard of. That yeah, all right, then we move on to this Kanye. He should be able to get on Instagram again today. That starts today. Yay was banned from Instagram YEA on Wednesday for twenty four hours after a racist attack on TV hosts Trevor Noah h Yay had also been trolling Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson and Pete's writing partner, Uh. Kanye violated Instagrams policy on hate speech, harassment, and bullying, so Instagram banned him and he was not able to post comment or send DMS for twenty four hours. We're gonna look out for today. Oh, he's coming back strong. He gonna catch up making videos. Clothed dude man yeah. And none of that gonna get Kim back. None of that, none, none, one thing. Noon has Kim's name tattooed across his chest already. What kind of love is this? Yeah? Immediately who Yeah, I'm trying to tell you everybody to go in that house, you right. I believe that they are the same when they come back up out of the bat, they get some of that kardash. They are not the same name on my not but but but but it is on my bucket list, though it is on my I love those ladies. I love him. I'll do we respect, the wholesome respect. What a sweet girl. But what but we do know what? Kim? Can you not us through? Yeah? Would you? Would you say? Tell me once Kimman is through with you. She threw with you. You need to know that. Look at the track record when Kim fool I'll tell you right now, Kim I always have an understudy. She keeps somebody on deck. Wait, wait over it. You're gonna be up in about the night. You're gonna be in the game shortly, yeah, stly, just that he already at crazy to stand right there. You're gonna get man. But yeah, people keep it moving keep moving forward, Keep moving forward. Wow, Yay is the one that needs to take a lesson from Kim. Keep it moving? Yeay? He moving? Yeah, you left her right and it's the cattle drive. Keep it moving. Saw what Deale said about him the white man? Yeah that one. What Kim, it's all your and Kanye, it's all your fault that Kim is dating a white man. That's how bad horrible you were. Yeah, it's your fault. All right, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after we'll look into the mine. He's back, Jay Anthony Brown, Oh lord, right after this you're listening show. All right? So Jay, you're back. We're so happy you're back. And to bless us with your return. You wrote an original song and you'd like to share it because this Mike get me on the list. I would love to be on the list. So here you go. What list? Y'all don't know what list? The Kanye lists? Oh Kanye ye him is gunning. I think she moved con sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. I say, ye ignorant him is gunning. I think she moved on Cony. Why kanan him is gunning? I think she moved on TV white boy, he took her rand gun Gunn, I think she moved on your relationship. It is done him Gunning. Can't she moved down? Kim has found herself unnew by now and every night he's s thinking that behind now good Yeah, yeah, I'm way loaded. Dunn dun dun dun dunn dun. Kim has gone and I think she moved even gentlemen, that's that's platinum right there. Can't do our part again, Jay Good. Him has found her so a new banana Natty. He's thinking that behind him has gone, she moved. I'm playing at all day to day. Anthony Brown, Welcome back baby. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour. White students at a North Carolina school. How the mock slave auction? That's right, I said, a mock slave auction with black classmates. We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to morning show. A parent has condemned a North Carolina school after her son and his fellow black students were quote unquote sold at a mock slave auction by their white classmates. Now, this is according to reports. This happened at Water School in Gholston, North Carolina, which had one hundred and ninety five students, sixty eight percent of whom are white. What is going on at this school? The parent, who is white, reported that her son experienced a slave auction by his classmates, and her son told her that his friend went for three hundred and fifty dollars and another student was a slave master because he knew how to handle them. Huh, the overseer, what is going on? The parents stated there was a video taken by one of the students and the white students in the video were harmonizing the N word. The students involved in the racist stunt only received a one day suspension, not enough, that's correct, which sparked outrage in the community. Earlier this week, the Chatham School County Schools pretended Anthony Jackson apologized and ordered immediate action to prevent similar activities from happening again, and that one should have never happened. That one should have never happened, and he should be serious, he should be spended, he should be expelled for a day. That's that's one day nothing. One day suspension. Yeah, that's not a Please throw an auction around my ass and watch how I go. Please vote, Please throw an auction I promise, and I hope the person that knows how to handle him, I hope he there. Please show the auction. It's not gonna go I promise you. It's gonna take me three. Please the auction on me. I'm moving, master's ass. That's what I'm doing. That's what we're doing, right. I know one thing, if if this is my mama, if this is my mama, come on to school the next day, because we're gonna be selling white folks. I promise we're gonna be selling white folks that very next day. And the principal getting sold all the teentious students. I promise, Alicia Kara gonna sell all of them, your heart feel. I bet you the suspension gonna be longer than a day. Yeah. Yeah. And and to the kids, to the black kids who don't know about slavery and auctions and selling and being sold and all of that. You gotta know your history, you know, you gotta. I mean, I know these are kids, but this is not the way parents. Yeah, we have to know our history. We have to. This is craziness because if they knew, I can't Yeah, if they knew, I can't imagine them participating in a in a mock slave auction. If they knew they kids, you know, their parents talked them about slaves and auctions. Yeah, yeah, someone obviously didn't know or they wouldn't have participated. Let's get to the real question. When is the next off? That's all we wanted to know. What is that scheduled? The superintendent, as I mentioned, ordered immediate action to prevent similar activities like this from happening, so there will not be another auction. To answer your question, well, let me tell y'all similar story down in um Home of Louisiana, which is right outside of New Orleans. You know where that is. Yeah, I have family that that is from there. This white student was it was a cafeteria setting and he was throwing cotton and he had a belt and he was hitting Did you see that a black student? Did you see that? Yeah? But the black student his friend got up in this white boy out the door of the school that jumped on him. I said, see, you picked the wrong one on that day. Yeah. And no, we're not promote promote violence or anything like this. But come on, okay, yeah, slavery, We're not slavery in twenty twenty two, Stop that We don't promote bottles, but we're whooping your ans as soon as you do something like this here and you grow some cotting at me and try to get burn lap anything that remotely reminds us something, and whoop that ass in that back hallway where don't nobody see you. You know that, so you can't get suspended or expelled. Camera's not ja down. You get up on them stairs though somewhere there's a camera and missing. You get under them stands. You can you whip the man all right? Coming up next to it is the nephew. We're moving on from this, the nephew and the Frank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is he's in a situationship with his wife. We'll get into that find out what that's all about. I think I know right now it is time for the nephew and today it's Frank phone call. What you got for its Nash, Let's see here you would turn to the book of stupid already already in there doctor nine, verse twelve m It reads no spring break A right break? All right, cat dog? If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to read speaking. Who is this als? It's his U, mister Roland Barn assistant principal here at academy or your daughter? Are USU? Goes? Yes? What's going on? Is everything okay? Everything is trying to well? Let me be honest, it's not good right now. I wanted to call and actually have a private conversation with you about Aisha. Oh good, all right, tell me what's going on. What's going on Aisha? Well, as you know spring break is going to be coming up in March, you do not that, right, Yeah, I'm aware of that. She's looking for. Yeah, well, we have a bit of an issue here. I have done some research and I'm looking at all of the kids and how they're going, how well they're doing when their school works, and i Usha doesn't seem to be doing well as should be living up to the expectations of the academy. And what we're going to have to do this spring break is I Usue will not be allowed to take a spring break with the rest of the kids. We're gonna need her to come into school. And there's several kids that are not going to be able to go on spring break, and I used to happen to be one of them. There's at least the fifty kids that will be coming to school that entire week that spring break is the most of the kids are out on spring break. You have to be mistaken. I mean, my daughter is a straight age student. Uh, she is actually the only at the academy man. And I you know, I've looked at her her grades in the past. She's had some great, so wonderful grades in the past. I don't know what's taking place this semester um that she just seems to have dropped the ball. And what we want to do is, you know, keep these kids focused. As you know, you have to be accepted to be here at this particular school. So you know, it leaves me no no other outlet but to have her come in and we're gonna buckle down and try to get them back on track. So I wanted to personally give you a call and let you know what's going on in Iesha here at the Academy, and we're we're this terrible. This is absolutely terrible. I mean we are here already in January and I'm getting a call that my daughter is not doing good, and now you're gonna tell me that she can't go on a spring break trip in March if she I mean, as far as I'm just saying, my daughter straight, as straight as, she's an amazing student, she does really hard work. She always afford to going to school. And I get a call today that she can't go in March. Well, I mean, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, we're I don't. Are you going somewhere in March, ma'am? I don't. I'm you're saying going somewhere on a trip, But are you? Are you scheduling going on a trip. I'm not going anywhere. She's going on a trip. I'm giving her full permission to go on a trip. Okay, Well, unfortunately, I'm re question that she's at school. So I don't know if your trip costs you a lot of money or if you can get a refund. But I'm calling you letting you know I need her there on March eleven in the classroom so we can buckle down and try to get her back on track. No, what I'm telling you, I paid for the trip and she's going on the trip. I'm sorry, and then I don't appreciate phone call because it's so late in the game. I'm sorry. She's going jet No miss says she's not going on a trip. She's actually gonna be coming into school and she'll be the March eleventh, from Monday through Friday. Now, I don't know who you're talking to. That's my child, I'm telling but she's your child. But she's my student. And right now, all of my students are gonna be that are that are not doing well in their in their classes, are gonna be there during spring break and they're gonna get their business together. What are you telling me? Like you're reprimanding me, like I'm a child. Okay, now she's gone. No, she's not going on a trip, and you're telling me what you're trying to override in my position, and that's what's not gonna happen. She has to be there. You might as well start looking for a refund because she's not gonna not be there so I didn't need her there Monday through Friday of spring break so we can get her back on course. Listen, I don't you think you're talking to I have the ultimate position over even you. That's my daughter. That's my daughter. I get to tell her, you what I'm doing her, and she's going on that trip. You're out of here. Happens out not sending my daughter on the trip. Sorry, not happening. I'm telling you right now, she's not going on a trip to how she is almost she's not. I'm gonna seek when I used to tomorrow and let her know where you're not gonna tell my daughter, damn thing. I'm telling her she's not going on a spring break trip. You know why because of grade. They're not up to bar. She needs to be more concerned about her grade and not going and hanging out. You're all be gagging around wherever you're sending her. No, it's not happening. I want all of my students with passing grade. I'm a one hundred assistant principal and all my kids pass. What are you trying to convince yourself that you're important? Is I'm thinking me a break? He's like a baby. My daughter is going on the trip. And that's finally hear me. Okay, you know what I'm speak when I used to tomorrow morning. No you're not. Yes, I will now here's the deal. I will leave you this. If i USA does not show up Monday through spring break, then maybe you're gonna have to find out issue another school. You're threatening me. Now you're threatening me. You're threatening to kick my daughter out of school because of a spring break. If your daughter's not here doing spring break Monday through friday's get out of here, please, I'd like to see you try that. Give me a break your scu I think this conversation is old. When my next conversation will be with Isha. That's what she's going to spring break. She's staying in the school. If you do something about it, I will have people pickting outside your your school. You're talking about nonsense. My daughter does great in school and she's going on a trip, and that's it. Will break and stole Monday through Friday, start spring break. You're talking to who are you yelling at like that? Are you mine? I swear the guy about over that kick your What the fuck is wrong with you? You know you're out of control. I don't get what he's talking to you know what? You know what? You know what you told me about you? Do? You know what he's like? Tell me what did he tell you. She told me to play phone called you his nephew. Tell me from my daughter, you shit go hype but pressure over here. Oh my god, are you good your baby girl? Yep, that's awesome. Oh my god. I was really gonna go over there. You up. I can't believe this, my god. Okay, I gotta ask you something. This. I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, without a doubt, Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're proud of you, my chest. So we all what she was, baby, she can't have spring Gray, you got some nerve? Crazy? Ain't up to paw? Okay, all right, everybody's grazing and failing. You're gonna come up here and be with me for a week. We're gonna get you back on track. What she's going on that trip? Oh she's going on that trip. Oh my god. Saturday night, baby, Tomorrow night. The nephew was in Beaumont, Texas. Oh my god. You think that prank phone call was stupid? You have no idea was about to hit the Julie Rogers Theater. Baby, Okay, Tomorrow night, Beaumont, Texas. That's so. That's all. That's Beaumont. That's poured off around now, Orange Texas. Around now, roll up to Lake Charles. Everybody coming through. Come see the nephew at a dogon fool All right, coming up next, Strawberry Letter. I said, that's right. Subject, he's in a situationship with his wife. You should have said that too. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and we could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one. See that here that uh huh right here right now, It could be yours. You never know, Oh right, buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you, Strawberry. I'm still thinking about my prank. I'm sorry, per Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nep Subject he's in a situationship with his wife. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty six year old single woman and I'm dating a man that has been separated from his wife for four years, but they are not divorced. He lives in their family home and she's moved out. I asked him why his wife was the one to move out of their home, and he said because she cheated on him and ended up moving in with the guy. I was afraid to sleep over at his house for the first few months, but he assured me that his marriage was over. I eventually got a key to the house, and then he gave me my own drawer for my pajamas and a few personal things so I could stay over. All right, I assumed we were in a real relationship and I trusted him well. For MLK holiday weekend, he had a house party and I got to meet a lot of his friends. I found out near the end of the night that his wife was there when one of his male friends joked about how cool it was for me and the wife to be at the same party. I asked my man where his wife was, and he says she was lying down in their guests room because she had had too much to drink. I went to check, and sure enough, there she was. I spent the night to make sure no funny business happened, and it turned out to be the best and worst night of my life. My boyfriend and I were asleep, and his wife came and got in the bed with us. She had showered and she was smelling like lavender, with buttery smooth skin. She started in on me first, and granted we all had had a little too much to drink, but I knew what I was doing. My boyfriend handled both of us like a pro. I'd never experienced such pleasure. It's happened twice since then. But now I want them all to myself. He said, he and his wife have a situation ship, but he loves me. Is our relationship ruined? Now? Well, I'll answer it this way. That did take an unexpected turn, now, didn't it. I was not expecting that, and I was wondering why after four years they still weren't divorced. Well, I guess I have my answer. I guess we all have our answer, because this is who they are and what they do. Why bringing the ugliness of divorce into all of this. Let's have our cake and eat it too. They just have to find someone who would go along with it. Looks like they may have found that in you. Why wouldn't they think it's you? Since they've done you twice already, and I don't see them divorcing each other, because this is such a great arrangement. Unless you're planning on this being your lifestyle. I think you better get out of this threesome a step. And if you don't already know, you're never gonna have him all to yourself because the wife is always gonna be there. How is this for you? What are you getting out of this situation? Ship? You're getting nothing out of this. He says he loves you, but he's still with his wife. They're not divorced. This is craziness. Yeah, I would say the relationship is ruined. Tommy. What you got? Oh? Mark God? Oh you are killing me, lady. Oh like it bothers me when y'all you get something. You got a good thing, and don't know you got a good thing. What he say he loves you? What you? What are you tripping about? What is it? Alright? He ain't gonna cheat on you if you if you're letting the white sneak in the bed, y'all dad together, He's not cheating on you. That's it's y'all in this together. Make me understand. What are you upset about? You said it was the best you have ever had, and now you not what what's if? It's the best, the best? Why do you want to why you want to miss that out? You got the best? Stop tripping, Get in there and do your heart y'all, family, Now you know what I'm saying, your family, This is so selfish of you to not partake in something that what you say, the best you've ever had. You ain't never ever had nobody come in there smelling like lavender and buttery skin. You ain't never had that before. Okay, I understand why it's the best. Why are you tripping? Enjoy this? The man is being open and honest with you. This is something that, honestly, how but it is the best you've ever had. I'm gonna tell you something, everything that's ever happened to me when it's the best I've ever had, I keep going back to it. I don't understand why you want to miss this up, Jay, Why it's the best and worst? You forgot words? Jay, what you got? Jake? I agree with you, Timmy. This man has gone out of his way to show you that he cares. He's done He's done something in this relationship that a lot of people were just overlooking. He gave you your own drawer and closet space. Preach. When a man does that, when a man, when a man gives you lines of space, you're in there. You help, nothing to worry about. That means when you hang your things up, you come back, they will still be there. You have your own special drawer, Come on, yours, your own drawer. What what the hell? Your own little drawer that's yours that you can put your stuff in and nobody's gonna touch it. I don't know. I don't know why you don't see the love, because it's then they don't get a good God. You can start, Junior, but but we'll wait. We'll hold your hold your response. Okay, all right, listen. The subject of the Strawberry letter is he's in a situationship with his wife. We've heard the ignorance from Tommy and Jay coming back. It's gonna be Junior with his response in twenty three minutes after the hour, he's in a situationship with his wife. We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time to recap the Strawberry letter. The subject he's in a situationship with his wife. Thirty six year old single woman wrote this letter. She's dating a man that's been separated from his wife for four years and now they've just been separated, not divorced. He lives in the family home. The wife moved out. Why did she move out? Because she cheated and she moved in with the man she cheated with. Okay, So the woman, thirty six year old writer of the letter, was a little hesitant about moving in with the man, but he gave her a drawer. As Jay pointed out earlier, he gave her a drawer, So I guess that means something if a man gives you a drawer a lot. So she started. She started sleeping over at the house and everything. So they had a big house party in MLK weekend and she got a chance. The woman did to meet a lot of his friends, and one of them just happened to say, Wow, isn't it cool that you can be here and his wife could be here? And she's like what, So she asked her man about it. He said, she's in the guest room sleeping because she had too much to drink. So the woman wanted to spend the night to make sure no funny business between the husband and wife happened, but she got a whole lot more than she bargained for. She spent the night with the husband the woman. The wife came in, did her the husband it was. It turned out to be a threesome. She said it was the best and worst night of her life. Tommy, but now they did it a few times. But now she just wants the man all to himself. He says he's in a situationship with his wife. He loves her, but she wants to know what's their relationship ruined? Junior, what's your God? You heard from Tommy and Jay who said that she's being selfish best ever? I can see why she rode in. You got to write this, boy. You gotta run this by somebody because I know that because you can't believe either, and we can't either. I know you've been talking to yourself the whole time this is going on. You've been like, you just give me a key, I you know, good. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minit So why is you complaining? I'm with the fellas he I know you have to talk this to somebody because you couldn't believe it. Like when he said, you can spend the night. I can spend the night. Way hold on, wait a minute, where is your wife? Because I know the whole time you're talking to yourself. What you mean she here today? Because by now I'm supposed to get my ass whooped. This is supposed to be. This is supposed to have been. Somebody's supposed to tell the covers off of me. Why is this heath a close in this closet? Y'all know you've been talking to yourself the whole time, like did she just touch me with lavender? I don't know. This is not supposed to be happening. So why is you complain? You didn't made it through six ass whipping attempts and you're still breathing. You just need to go ahead and take it what You're good? You are fine, there's nothing you You have a situation where you ain't got to worry about him, not much because he's still married. Like her name is still in the paperwork. So she come in and make breakfast. Understand you're getting eggs too. What are you complain about? You there? You're in the perfect spot. Okay, when she washing clothes, she washing your clothes. You are you're a friend of a fan. Why is you tripping? You are day perfect storm? I'm telling you. When y'all go on trips, you get a ticket too. Why you somebody fool your drawms? I mean that's a blessing, that is right then, not a blessing when you get back in the house, she can't sit there, tell me about y'all's day. Yallself? Yeah, doesn't want to share him anymore, that's self. That's what we're telling her. Just be quiet and share. You're winning, she's not winning. Worse when you get when you when you get sick, you got two people don't care about you. That's what. Why are you going all of that? She needs all that. I would like two women take care of me. Well, don't worry about it. You behind? Yeah, yeah, you don't understand, Shirley. When you get a draw, that's like getting a ring. You know what I'm saying. No, it is not how dare you? That's like getting immediately? No, No, it's not that I'm putting this relationship into overdrive. Yeah, I don't care what nobody says. Here's your drawing now, it's the top drawing, bottom drawing, timmy top draw I don't know now if it's top drawer, he really really cares about you. If it's that top, he really cares about you. Move on, get your life. Your dress is right next to her dress, that hanging in the clock. Both y'all clothes next to each other, and you complaining your Lubertans is right next to her Lubertons. You know y'all can switch clothes. You got more clothes. You just got more clothes. Why you Why did you clowning? What's what's wrong? You got somebody that's gonna help you get dressed, help you do your hound. Y'all help each other. I don't you got somebody that's you got somebody that's gonna go girl that ain't working. You need that, You need that. Y'all got somebody when you put makeup on in the bathroom and y'all jam come on like girl, that's my soul. Great, that's my so y'all get it. Y'all got it, sister wife, you all her. That's the thing I wanted this? What did you want? You wanted to Steve Harvey? Answer? What did you want? What you want? Just ron to be who you are always? This is what you know? Anyway you had five times you're gonna get your asso. You passed all five? All right, guys, thank you. If you want to leave comments on today's Strawberry Letter Instagram US, Facebook, US, all of that, go to Steve Harvey f M. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast too. It is on demand now. Coming up next Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for Sports Talk with Junior Junior. What's Your God's Right? Shirley by a couple of weeks though April first, April Fools Comedy Jam Dallas, Texas playing on gall and Southold Cliff, Fort Worth. All get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com, Texas Trust Theater, earth Quart, Southold Clift, the Spa, Bruce Bruce, Bill Bellamy, Ryan Davis, chante Way and myself will be in the building. Go ahead and get your tickets at ticket Yeah. Wha, I hatch you come on that? Yn't know where? Come on now, Irving, everybody listen, I don't know. We just got through talking about earlier today that they freed Jesse Smullett. You know they freed him, see Jesse Jesse Smellet. Smellet, Well he's free right now, but they should. We need to be working over free Britney, grinder, free brit yea, that's a little most that's a little more serious. Yeah, that's a little more serious. Over in Russia detained they said, you might gonna be detained till May. What march? This march? Your mouth? Na? Yeah, you outum, because if you would have been a Russia you'd have been like, oh, please come get my black America play. That's all good though, it's some other sports dude, he carl. So tell me what happened with the Clutch After Rockets they said the mascot for the Rockets got fifty Oh yeah, So we went to the Rockets versus the Phoenix Suns game and courtside was I was sitting courtside too. I just wanted to stunt. But anyway, yeah yeah, yeah, of court side. Your girl wasn't. But anyway, fifty cent was courtside, and the mascot for the Houston Rockets his name is Clutch. He's a big bear, big mascot suit. They told him to look up. They went to fifty and say look up. The mascot had on a wife beater T shirt, white taink top was hanging from the rafters upside down and played in the club. Fifty was cracking up the whole arena. It was hilarious. The Rockets were laughing. You can see Chris Paul, everybody, boy, Devin Brooks, the coaches, they all looked up as all this mascot hanging upside down and he was doing the moves and everything. It was fun. It was that was a moment. Everybody's getting in off fifty. Everybody flash back to the Super Bowl halftime. Yea. Also, thank you, Carl. Also, man, what's happening with the Los Angeles Lakers? Man, I don't know if they're gonna make the play off because they have lost twelve of their last fifteen games. Jay, I know you have lost. You know, so elated late I know asports talk fund. All right, thank you, Junior. You're coming up. At the top of the hour. We'll do some comedy roulette. It is back because Jay is back. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening, all right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. Jay is back. Jay briefly explain what it is, how it go? Can you'll hear me? I'm wrong? All right? Here how comedy. Let go hear how it go? You take three subjects, put them on a wheel. I'm sure here is that something wrong with that? He go, take three subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun the wheel where it stopped. Will make it funny, because that's what we do. That's I got the subjects. Things you say to co workers that missed work for a long time to let them know some things have changed. Uh waste teachers that hurt redidi wate teachers tell parents that their child is not that smart. And some stuff people say to you when your car is broken down, all right and the wheel you locked out? Ah, jay, I have to think this is for you missed work for a long time. Here we go, Here we go. We things you said the co workers has miss worked for a long time. You let them know things have changed. We put a dumpster where your parking spout used to be, so your park behind the dumpster. Okay, man, that's cold. Things you say the co workers that miss worked for a long time to let them know that some things have changed. Hey, Jake, bring your doctor's note with you coming here. No, don't take your word. No motion too long? Said the co workers that MISS worked for a long time to let them know some things have changed. Shut the hell up and watch. You don't get that ask what's going on? Okay, you don't get to ask nothing. I can't ask a questions. You've been going too long, you don't get asked. Watch things you say the co workers that have been gone for a long time, and you let them know things have changed. We're gonna move to mops and buckets out of your office as soon as we get a chance the storage from now. Things you said the co workers have miss worked for a long time, to let them know things have changed. Damn man, you're still work it. That's it right there. Things you just had the co workers at MISS worked for a long time to let them know some things have changed. We don't get paid twice a month, no more, fool, it's once a month now, okay, once a month. But if you was here, you know that, Oh this is personal. Here we go. Things you say, the cool workers that have missed a couple of days, and you gotta let them know things a lot a lot of days all right now. Your key is not gonna work. You don't have to call somebody to buy your ass in Okay, you changed the code and the key face recognition. We don't recognize your face, all right? Think you said the co workers that miss worked for a long time, to let them know things have changed. Hey, you remember Brenda used to be miss around with that's your boss. Don't argue with her, promoter. I love things have changed, coue. All right, come on, nephew, closing out things. You say two co workers that miss worked for a long time, to let them know things have changed. I thought they laid you off. You back on that. I didn't. I didn't mean. I'm sorry, I didn't know. I know, I just didn't know. I didn't. I did not know. I thought they laid you off. You back on? All right? Okay, man, wow, is that it happened to Uka? We welcome you back with open arms. Okay, it was all right. Coming up in twenty minutes after hour, Ellen de Generes is passing out millions of dollars to her staff. We'll get into that right after this. What you're listening to show? All right? Talk show host Stay Time TV talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, it's reportedly handing out millions of dollars in bonuses to her staff before the show ends for good. Of course, we all know this is her last season. The final episode of ellen Uh is set to air May twenty six, with a source telling The Post that Ellen and her production company have worked together to make sure every single person will be taken care of. Love that Uh. The exact seven figures some that will be distributed to staffords was not disclosed, but Ellen has been credited for being very generous to her employees over the years, which gifts like trips, She's given them, watches, cars, all of that. You will get a car, You get a car, You get a car. Very nice. Kevin Kevin Hard is like that too with his stay Yeah, Tyler, I think too. Yeah, Yeah, anybody anybody say saying he ain't done a damn thing like that. I just took a trip Vibe. We went to the back and he had to work over that. That's why we went to the But he I'll tell you right now when me and Jay last day was on the talk show. We just got our last day and good luck. Very generous, very very queen. Yes, put a button on it and make it cute at the ean. Okay, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play a round him would you rather? With Jay Anthony Brown? Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Time now, guys for a round of would you rather? Would you rather be smart and a total jerk or just really be sweet and dumb? Just dumb and sweet? I think I'm I think I'm kind of that now. So I'm somewhere between dumb and smart. I mean, but what would you rather be? Would you rather be smart but just a jerk nobody likes? I wouldn't want to be I don't want to be that. I don't want to be a jerk. Okay, so you want to be sweet and dumb? Those are your choices. A lot of people have made a lot of people have made it with sweet. I don't want to be real dumb, like just like a little bit. Yeah, how dumb are we? It? Just it's dumb. It's just I know they're levels, but I mean there's levels of dumb. So well you're at it like their levels? Yeah level stupid? Right? Yeah? Would you rather different? Oh? Like stupid and idiot? All right? Uh? Would you rather sleep in a twin bed with your partner or would you rather sleep in a water bed? Remember water beds? Level? Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, you do a water bed. Oh yeah, but you gotta get you a heat don't mess around and you not to get a heat behind. Yeah, you gotta have heat on it. I don't get to hear with your heels on either, Oh no, heels uncture hole in that bad it's over all that cheap one, that that just had you moving the whole time. That just no, you get you get sick on that time? Yeah, you will, you will? All right? Would you rather let your mate borrow your phone? Or would you rather hike up? Ye? In the hall? Up there? You may not make it back down. I don't know, And I'm fan with that. With that, what is in your I don't know. I I'm trying to tell you call. I ain't got time to explain to you what's in here. But I'm not gonna But what I'll tell you what what I'm not gonna do is is hike up mind every without it when I leave up I'm going up because guess what my stuff will literally be in the cloud when I get up there. All right, last one, last one? Would you rather have early morning sex or late night sex? Which one would you rather one or the other? Yesterday? Yes, at this point, anytime I can get it is okay, early morning, afternoon, midday, midday morning. My day started like morning. It's all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up? It is our last break of the day, and of course up we'll see closing remarks, guys, we'll see it forty nine minutes after right after this. You're listening to show? All right, guys, here we are last break of the day on this Friday. We love us some Friday around here, Yes, we do. It's the best day of the week. It really is. Well, what day till me? What day? You know? He doesn't like Friday? J don't. So it's so close to Monday, Jake. You back your eyes and you right back at Monday. Yeah. Nothing messes up a weekend like a Monday. You absolutely right. Nothing. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm having my first Laker hater party this weekend. We're gonna we are so elated that the Lakers are doing what they're doing. It is is giving me such joy. And now that I no longer live now that I no longer live in La I can say it loudly that I'm a Laker hater. Yes, I can really walk around with my head up high, and I have to say it low. I hate the Lakers. I can say it loud the Lakers, Lebron James, the guy with the big Eyebris, all of them, Um Davis, whatever his name. I hate them, every last one of them. It died such a joy, such a joy, Junior. What's that record? What's that record? But Junie's Land? But right now they like the ninth the t s right now, that did that thing? Playoffs, playoffs, playoffs. Jay. I have to ask you this, where did all this hate come from? Because this has been going on quite a while, It's been going on for years. That there. Yeah, I've always always hated the Lakers, except when Magic was playing. I did not hate him then, yeah, and then after Magic left the hate came back. It just rushed in my system as soon as he left, in your spirit. Wise, though, I don't understand why. I don't see. Here's the thing, Colin, you don't have to explain hate. You really don't. That's true. No, No, you don't know, you just hate. Yeah, you don't have No, I'm making break it down no, I just hate. You know, you don't know why they hate. That's true. Yeah, yeah, number nine, number nine. If that don't make it snicker, I don't know what will. Man. But they keep losing, they'll be out of it. I look good, but yeah, you had too much pride for that. Man, lak her hand part. Okay, speaking of Magic, has he made a statement or anything, Junior about? Ain't nothing to say magic. If he didn't say something, sound like that, you know what it is. They know what it is. O man, I just shout out to Magic. Yeah, Brons playing championship level? Yes, yeah, yeah. And what a street what a street clothes doing? What street clothes doing? Street clothes? Anthony Davis there, tell you to see him here in the street clothes. You know he's always hurt. That name. Nickname is street clothes man. That's funny. Man. He need a portable r with him because something always with him. Man. I am here to Beaumont, Texas this weekend. I'm exciting about it. Beaumont, Texas, Julie Rogers Theater down the street from my hometown, Houston, Texas. So this is this is good for me. All my friends from college rolling up, gonna come hang out with the boys. So you know, I got friends from Lake Charles coming down. So I'm about to go have some fun. Feel like a feel like a nice reunion getting ready to come together. How about that? So you got Beaumont, you got Orange, you got port Out the Texas, the whole, Golden Tray and Golden Triangle. Yep, you got Whining when that's winning. Yeah, when it coming through, you got Vider. You got vit coming now with vin. You don't you don't stopping by you, you get gass in Beaumart. Keep you on your way to New Orleans. Press on through body, you dry the speed limit and get on out of that Louisia stopping it. No, you don't stoping. It has been rumored. Surely the Vider was huh, I'm listening. Parts were known clan territories. Yeah. Yeah. It was rumored to be an after dark town, meaning you need to be out of that. Yea, when it after you need to be done when the street lights. Yeah. I worked with a guy. I worked with a guy that was actually from the Buyer area, white guy, and we we we we hit it out. We became real cool. He's like, you know you all just come home with me. Man, I'm taking something. You're gonna have one good time. I said, dog, ain't going to buy it with you. We ain't. We ain't that cool. But I promise you're gonna be with me. We're gonna have a great time. Said no, it's not. It's not gonna happen. Thank you, appreciate it. But in the hospitality, but no, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, meet me and Bowmont. Okay, all right, Junior, you got dates coming up to right all April first, Dallas, Texas Show is gonna be there, man, Texas Trust Theater. Earthquake, Yeah, Ryan, David chanteys Man, we're back out here. COVID over for us. We gotta go back to work, Damn dad, I got everything, I got every shot. I'm me to me joke. I'll be back on stage soon. Down, Sit down, Okay, baby steps Jay, baby step. We're glad. Have a good weekend. Thank you for listening. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're listening to show