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Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on, dieg me now one and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. I say it every day because God been good to me.
God has done some things in my life that's truly been just amazing. It really amazing. Ain't even really the word. They don't really have a word for what He's done for me. I'm just out of superlatives. That's why I say it every day. Steve Harvey got a radio show cause God is in a blessing business.
Yeah he is. God.
God can help you turn your life around. Did you hear me? God can help you turn your life around. Whatever you're going through. God has an answer for it. See but it's to going through to get some store, ain't it? Because I was having a moment yesterday and I set my wife down. I said, Babe, I just need to talk to you, going through a little bit right now. I just wanted to share which I'm a little down right now. And my wife reminded me. She just reminded me, just see, this is what a man. That's what a good mate does. A good mate reminds you just of things that sometimes you forget when you get off track. Because you know, I consider myself a motivational type person. I try to listen to people and then give them something I've learned along the way on this journey I've been on. I try to give a person a takeaway. But even being that person, sometimes I get off track myself. I get a little low sometimes, you know, I get a little down. Sometimes I sometimes I forget some of the stuff.
I say. It ain't that I forget it. I guess I just get caught up.
In the grind of doing it, and sometimes I get I get a little off course and I forget some of the things that my wife or a mate can be good for you to remind you.
And she just says, Steve, God got us.
She said, have you ever noted that every time you get in a spot, and she say, and I know how you must feel, because you're out here working and you keep.
Turning around and.
Old stuff keep popping up, and you get a call from your accounting and hear this then went wrong, and that then when you study trying to fix it.
But you steady going wild? Man, what is it? She say?
But you ever notice he always always, no matter what, provide a way, and he ain't ever too late. Oh, you might be going the deadline is approaching. The deadline can come and pass, but then they have a grace period for you. And then sometimes man, it's just you go down there after the grace period and they take the payment anyway, and you're good anyway. But see, ain't that God bringing you through it. It may not be when you want it, but he right on time. Jazz before you get put out, jazz before they turn.
Maybe they cut the lights off, but you get it back.
Ones faux company come or just before the weekend, get here. See, he always comes through for you. And she had to remind me of that what you going through is necessary. Look, circumstance and hardships and pitfalls are always untimely. If you keep the law of attraction in play. If you keep believing that, that's that He gonna see you through this, just like he do when you don't believe it. That's what the old part is though.
Ain't it.
Ain't God brought you through even when you didn't really have the faith to say he was gonna bring you through. But because of grace and mercy he brought you through anyway. But because you forgot to thank him, or you didn't pay attention through to come through, you just was telling people, Oh, man, if you the same. It was so jacked up. Man, I was so turned up. I ain't know what I was gonna do. I almost got put out. I was gonna see key word almost, And you forgot that part right there. And then I was it looked like I wan man. And then and it seemed like every month I go through this same and then yah yeah. Then somebody ought to just say, did you pay it? Yeah?
I paid it? Did you get put out?
Now?
I'm cool? See See, you need somebody on your shoulder to say that to you, and then you need somebody to come right behind him and go, man, ain't God good?
Really? Man? That's how this works.
See, you keep getting in situations, but he keep getting you out now if you jump, look, listen to me, hold on, hold on. Let's say you in a frying pad in the skillet and the oil is up and you in that frying and you uncomfortable being fried.
God somehow. Or let's just say you managed to.
Get out of the hot grease in the frying pan, and you standing there next to the skillet looking at the fire, continue to heat the grease, you get out, and then for some unexplainable reason, you dives right on back in there.
Ain't that how we usually do it?
I'm just asking you, God, get you away from the man you've been asking to get away from.
Then you go right back over there and stars seeing even again.
It's amazing how many times God get us out the fire and we walked right back in there.
Ain't it amazing?
Man?
I mean, really, man, see this heart break? Life down for me?
So I don't get over here stuck on, stupid with myself and then get to doing something ignorant like blaming God, when really, man, God has given us, as human beings, the power of decision.
And we all make decisions. How many times? Man? See, sometimes it's a blessing in getting locked up.
You can ask a lot of cats, I know, man to tell you it was a blessing for me, man, because I was just headed the wrong way, steady, but he locked me up, set me down, made me miss my family. Being out here being a free man, made me realize that my family was important.
Made me. Man, really see this girl for what she was.
When I get out, Man, I'm on a straight and narrow Well then when you get out there, see you can't be talking about no oh man, I can't find no job. Now I'm gonna go and do what I gotta do. No, no, no, no, no, partner, you got to do now what you're supposed to do. See that don't do what you gotta do got you in trouble in the first place. See everybody, see see the hood got a lot of ignorant rules. We done create it. I gotta do what I gotta do. I gotta feed my family. Well, the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do is because you didn't do what you were supposed to do. See if you just went on to school like you Mama kept telling you. Ah Man, I was watching forty eight Hours yesterday and the dude named Nesto was on that and Nesto Latino dude said, Man, my mother told me quit hanging with these guys. They were gonna nothing but trouble. I should have listened to her. He doing thirty years right now. You can't blame God. That's why I talk to myself this way, so I don't get stupid and start shifting to blame the wrong way when it's really on me. How many times has God got you out of something and you walk right back into it? Man, why don't you take these blessings God give you and go on about your business. That'd be the best way to do it, don't you think That's what I think? So I thank God my wife for reminding me that God got us anyway, that God gonna pull you through anyway that. Have you noticed, Steve, we ain't lost a beat.
Oh.
I know it's hard out here, but really you ain't lost a beat. You still moving forward, You still dressing nice, You still look good when you come into that job. Everybody don't got to know you. Your house is in bad shape, and all that God got you. Man, if you just hold your head up, man, quit complaining all the time.
By what you ain't got, And as in words.
Of my daddy, Slick Harvey, stop talking about what you ain't got and take a good look at what you do.
God.
That's improper grammar, but that always stuck with me and maybe it'll stick with you. Quit talk about and looking at what you ain't God, take a good look at what you do God.
Your listeners to the Steve Harvey Morning.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. This is a new way to make this announcement. If you were not here, where would you be? If you were not breathing, what would you be doing?
Huh?
I'm just asking two basic questions. If you ain't here, where would you be? And if you ain't breathing, what would you be doing? You better get to being grateful now, cause them two things you had nothing to do with that ain't nothing but God, Man, thank you. I'm breathing and I'm here. Man O, man o, man. Why that's the way I'm starting today. That's how I feel about it.
Man.
You know what I'm You know, I'm just I done.
Got to the point now, man, where you know you just take me as I am. If you don't like me. Man, that's cool. I got enough people like me love me, and those of you who don't, I'm alright with that.
You'll be okay.
But the one thing I do know, if you don't like Steve Harvey, it's something wrong with you. That's all it is. I've just come to that conclusion because I'm really cool. Last dude, Man, I'm cooling. Fam a man's man. You know, you know, probably got two women out there. Look, you know that's some problems with me. But other than that, everybody you have to say that how you always got to have a disclaimer, you know what you say because you know as a hatter listening to y'all, everybody don't love you. I said, everybody don't like me, and I know the two that don't. I know the two that don't.
At least two.
I know the two.
And nothing I can say on this radio. God can't save me, change me. I can't grow into nothing new. I can't be forgiving none of that. And you had them people in your life too. It's amazing how people try to hold you to who you used to be when you ain't been that person in years. You've been then change, don't let nobody hold you back to your past. The past belongs to history, the future belongs to God. All you got is this gift we got right now, and they call it the President. That's why they call it the President, because it's your gift. Steve Hard Morning Show, Shelty Strawberry calling for reil Mas of the South Junior and the legendary is nephew Tommy Junior.
Anything on your mind today?
Yeah, uncle, let me ask you this. You know you got to elevate you going right now. Yeah, but I just want to understand your process, the process of how you process these things.
You got this product out right now.
Is there something else you're working on now? Or you just work this and then you figure out something else later.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, ain't no work this and then figure out something letter.
My motto is ABC always be closed. I love it. Oh.
If I'm signing a deal tomorrow, I got three deals I'm working on. So every time I sign and on the dotted line, I start completing the process of the other deals I'm working on. ABC Always be closing. Man, don't wrestle your laurels.
You are the king of multiple streams of income.
You.
Really, I'm not gonna.
Because you know what, I don't want to do. I don't want to know one person to think they got the power over my life. I get rid of you. That's what they tried it, NBC. If I'm gonna get rid of you, and that'll be the end of you. No, every chance I get to say that about them, I'm gonna say it because that's what you did. You thought you would that whole, but your ass, your ass wound up in the whole because he don't even work for NBC.
No more on ABC.
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It is time now for the nephew to run that prank back what you got for its nest.
Surely I got Limo bank job.
Take a listen, good afternoons. I'm trying to get cecil get it. See, I say, some one of my boys, giving your number. Man, I'm trying to get a car service for tonight.
Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have the main number?
Man?
I keep calling the main line, but ain't nobody answered. I had to call that about six seven times. They keep rolling over to like go to a voicemail or something.
Okay, okay, brother, what's your name?
Monny? Tony?
Okay, listen, Tony, I got a customer in the back. Let me get them. He can you you got a few moments, I'd let me get your dough for me and all hold the phone.
All right, okay, cool.
All right, thank you. Have good evenings. All right, Tom?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah?
Now? Uh, you're saying you called the.
Main line and you just keep going the voicemail or something.
Like, hey, you call the mail line, but you know, I know I'm calling it the last minute. I'm trying to get a get a car for tonight.
Man. Okay, what you need listen, we got a we got the suv. We got Sudan or two. We got a couple of limits, white up black. What you need if I.
Could get I guess like a black limous ain't be cool?
Okay, we got that. We got that. What time where I'm picking you up?
What time?
What a cout?
You know?
For an hour? Because all I need is an hour?
Where's it's sixty five hours an hour? But we only do three hour minimum the first three hours.
Sixty five Okay, okay, okay, Well, see say all I need is an hour? Man really like forty five minutes. So do you think they'll work with me?
I'll tell you what I'll do you for one hundred fifty dollars and I'll take care you. But now I want you to know. I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got to have either credit card or received or something on the cave to let them know, because I'm not no quokod brother. I'm gonna let them everything that I'm doing with a workplace one fifty.
I can give you one fifty when you pick me up, that's no problem.
Then where am I picking you up? And at what time?
All right?
I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive okay.
Ninety twelve. And where am I taking you, sir?
I'm going downtown on Capitol Street.
Downtown to Capitol Street, all right? And what time am I picking you up?
You could give me like at eleven forty five at night, that'd be good.
Then forty five okay, if that's forty five minutes, two an hour you're gonna need. Then forty five the next and two tents sive sally twelve forty five, twelve thirty four, okay, good day. Let me see and downtown Capitol What you didn't give me an address?
I don't really know that address. I'm going to to.
Bank bank downtown, all right, right? Can I ask you something totally right? Yeah, And I'm trying to get your business. You know, we don't ask questions usually, but a bank at night's.
Gonna be closed.
I mean, you're not going to work because I gotta take you back. So you're dropping off of something somebody something like, no, no.
Nah, I ain't dropping nothing, nouf, I'm picking something up. Say what I need you to do is just right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I need you to have a car running, and we need to get out of it waiting.
Manue, you ask me to run you down to a bank at midnight and you kicking something up at midnight, and I got to be ready to go when you come out, me and my boys when we come out of there, just come when we get it.
When we get back in the back of the limo, I need you to I need you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get out of there.
Look here, yung, young young brother. Well how old are you man?
I'm twenty four.
Yeah, that's what I figured. Look at it, man, it sounds like you in some kind of shady I don't do that, brother, That's I don't know.
Hold on, man, yo, You a driver, dog. Your job is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be asking nobody where they going, what doing? You're supposed to drive? Let me talk. What I'm telling you is, lady, once we come out the bank, drive dry. Let me stop it.
That's why I'm driving to working somewhere else, driving because I was ignorant like you at one time. But let me tell you something. But I don't know your business and really don't care at this point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like this here. Brother. Let me tell you something, man, What you need to do is get so young in some type of train, in school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down there and the gonna blow your brains out.
I ain't really trying to hear all this right here. What I'm trying to do is pay you this when I'm fifty. You drive me where I'm trying to go, and you ain't even back to life.
If I know, brother, you can't get right now. I'm not even no advice. You need to listen to me. That's what's wrong with you. Yump now, y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight type boy. You need to slow down because they got.
Some you feel me, they got man? Hold on, hold on, man, hold on what you know? You don't know nothing? You don't know? Man? Who needs to know you?
Brother?
How you gonna be preaching the may dog?
Because I've been the man. That's why I'm driving the limo, because I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep you from going that because you won't like it. Look at so that I don't know what to tell you at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers that do this thumbs. You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother, You need to get your straight because they got a place for you proa. Let me tell you something. They read my offer. I read it anything my mama told me. They didn't want me to know they cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked at me every night where they wanted to me. Got it that I had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what think he got your lane? You brothers don't know what's going on out here. You got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down there robbing the bank. It ain't no bank robber. You don't sound like no fund go with a Ralmo. The way you going, you ain't making nothing because they will blow your your out wry about their paper. You don't understand that. And you you ain't ready for no jail?
Can I say one more thing to you?
That?
Yeah?
What is it?
All I wanted to do is tell you is that I'm nephew Timmy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show, and you're going car down? Got me the frank phone call you.
I don't give it who you are. Did you around with them folks downtown? They're gonna blow you. Well, they're gonna give you a hundred years under the jail.
You did you just hear what I just said?
Though?
What you said talking about well, my partner, you know I.
No, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the other another driver, Cordell, got me the prank phone, called you as you.
To me, Oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No man, no, no, no, are you seeing his name?
See so your boy Cordell got me the prank phone. Call you man, I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that man. When you lit my fire man, don't you know that?
I mean?
My fight moved right how?
He said? Be careful? He said, big sea. So he been he been dying there he'd a dozen times in that inn that all man, come down, maby come down, man. I got one more question to ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land.
I want the nephew Tommy. But Steve Harvey morning, So.
I got your baby, me and your boy going down, gotcha?
Yeah, Well I'm gonna get here if I having meet you brother?
Oh you want to.
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Let me catch you ass in this robe again? Him? Nicely?
She said, nice nicely.
Catch it offul second, just walk up there and just tad awful handy.
Or if I can't wear the robe, ain't nobody gonna wear a rolle.
Take a butcher knife and cut the cool, cut the bill, just swing over, just do whoid stuff.
Here's my question, is she's saying anything while she's cutting a.
Robe of Oh? Yeah, yeah, everybody cussing and cutting is a part of it. Yeah, it goes, It goes to go. Yeah, and see don't look the same on you no more? All right?
Moving on to Marissa and Stockbridge, Marissa writes, I'm thirty eight years old and my husband likes to watch porn while we're intimate. He says, he imagines that I'm the women in the video. This doesn't sit well with my soul.
Does this mean that he is not satisfied with my body and normal intimacy?
Well, he imagined that you the women in the video.
Uh, huh, you do what?
What? What?
What did you text? What did you write us? This fault? He just told you.
He imagines that you are the women in the video, so he takes his mind off you and puts it on huh.
And instead of doing you, he's doing huh, which part of you don't get. Just don't sit right with my soul. You ain't got to drag your soul and it.
Is it did take it somewhere else, didn't it. That's the name of the movie.
Back in the day, my soul.
She needs to shut that down, all right, Frankie in Texas.
As we move on, Frankie says, my son's child, that would be your grandchild. My son's child and child's mother live with me. She can't stay with my son because he has a new girlfriend. But he still comes to have sex with his child's mother. And I don't need to be hearing that, and neither does the child.
What should I do? Got it? Well, you got to put a stop to that in your house. Your house, you could actually put a.
Stop to that and just tell him that he's being disrespectful. Very And then now he has a new girlfriend, somewhere else.
M hm.
But his former girlfriend and baby live with.
His mama, right, and he has his own.
T live with the mama too.
Yeah, he has his own house that you know. He has this new girlfriend over I'm sure.
Well, see, you got to take all this to your house.
Yeah, and you coming back over here still having relations with her in front of me and this boy. That ain't gonna work. Being disrespectful. You need to sit the girl down at and ask her what's wrong with her.
That's what Frankie should do, because that's what she wants to know.
What should she do?
Well, you need to have conversations with your son about being respectful of your house and your rules.
Secondly, you need a conversation with this girl and just go what's wrong with you?
Yeah? Now, you ain't good enough to go with him, You ain't good enough to be with him. You got you gotta stop being good enough to do him?
Got better? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And then mama's food right after that though. That's pretty damn.
Good, don't you come in?
That's the bright side for you, That's why you that's why you do pranks, all.
Right, Steve, here's the last one. This one's Nevea in Culver City. Navea says, I've been dating a man for fourteen years and we both turned forty in December. I was hoping for an engagement ring for Christmas, but he said the ring is custom made and won't be ready until Valentine's Day.
If I don't get it, then should I leave?
Oh?
Well, she's been they've been dating.
What?
Okay, what what do y'all want me to say? Say it? Just say it? You hell, miss I've said this one hundred times on this show.
Why is it that women do not understand this fact that you have every right to know and have a say so with the direction your life is going.
You say it again.
You have a right to know, to have a say so and know the direction in which your life is going. That's your right as a human being.
Okay, stop right there. Why don't they? Why don't they then, because.
You think that you're supposed to center around and wait on somebody else to make a decision about your life when you have the power to exact.
The decisions you want.
Example, Okay, the reason you keep waiting on a ring and don't get it is because a ring is not a requirement of yours. It is a hope of yours, and if that ain't the hope of his, then all hope is lost.
We're hopeless.
So why don't you make it a requirement for this to continue?
I am no.
Fourteen years that's at long's.
Life and now it's custom made and it won't be ready to custom boy? What boy? Stop them? Rings ain't custom made? Their asses in k jewler, they in the window or they in the window. You ain't got enough smart to make a damn custom ring.
You nuts.
Let me tell you something, man, if you go in there and pick out that diamond in that setting, your ass can come back tomorrow the ring ready.
Yeah?
Okay, one more question because we need to understand this. Steve, go ahead, Well why fourteen years? I mean, why would you stay with someone for fourteen years without anything?
A lot of people have done because you keep waiting on this theme to happen, that you have not made a requirement. And I keep telling y'all listen to me, ladies. A wedding day is a woman's dream. The wedding day is not the man's dream. All the man dreams of is the chick of his dreams. We don't dream of our wedding day and if we can get to chick without the wedding day.
Bam, he got what he don't?
All right, clo, thank you.
This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man Hit.
The twenty four year old girl is dating this sixty five year old man that buys and does everything for her. Five months ago, I met another man closer to my age. He took me to a family reunion, and to my surprise, my sugar daddy is his stepdaddy. He ain't say anything, and I showed didn't.
Because his wife is dad. Now you over there gotta be quiet and stupid, but you're dating the man's damn son. My question is, is the sugar daddy his daddy? Your daddy is his daddy? How many daddies you got.
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Men who can do forty push ups are far less likely to develop heart disease. Okay, it turns out that that's forty push ups a day, not forty push ups. You know a lifetime total of forty push ups.
Let's be clear a day. Yeah, forty a day? Or do you do that? I don't think that's so bad though.
Forty yes, forty.
Push ups a day.
Yeah, but that ain't bad, No, not at all.
So nearly half of you.
I thought they meant forty at one time because my bad jumped in the floor because I heard that the other day and my buddy jumped in the floor and found out he was gonna have a heart attack.
Trying to do it.
Yeah, how about twenty in the morning and twenty at night.
That's easy, Yeah, that's ok. I can push ups, yeah easy, Okay, well cool.
Then I'm at one hundred a day, big dog. I just thought that, but I just thought I can do it. But it took me a whole day to get that hunted in. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, but not at once. I could do full twenty five clips.
You know what's that? It's like twenty five at each fort s.
It's way since to be realistically, I can do about thirty push ups, like right now, NonStop.
We'll go ahead.
Yeah, let's drop and give me Yet he got strong up about it, Yeah he does.
You're right, he got strong. I can get that here. You know I'm not right around eighteen though, yeah, right around eighteen, I crumb.
Yeah, yeah, you start thinking different at eighteen eighteen. It was just different things about your life and stuff. You know, should I have finish school?
You go that deep with it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have flashbacks from them, you know how.
You know our machines say if you feel faint or dizzy, stop immediately. My mind start playing tricks on me. I started remembering the time I was drowning.
Your life flashes before you, yeah, all stuff like that.
I remember that time I laying in the street had got hit by that car. You know, how were you then about fifteen when I got you by the car.
When you do twenty push ups, your mind takes you back to where you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then then when you get you twenty five.
You know, I saw my daddy beating me down in the basement by the furnace, and I took off running and tried to run through the furnace.
Yeah, it'd be a lot of stuff happening, man, it'd be on your mind to be stuffed.
Well whatever, your nephew said, he can do a buck twenty five a day, so.
Okay, yeah, well let's do it the whole day. Now, that take a long time, but how many what's the match you can do at one time two about twenty five me realistically, yeah, twenty five.
Thirty, so twenty five four times a day. But your your arms and your tries and.
Well, see my push up is different. See I can't put my chin chests on the floor because of the length of my arms. And lee HAINI told me that. He said, Steve, your arms are so long. He say for you to go all the way down chess to the floor like military people put chin on the floor. Yeah, he said, you're pushing your sockets too far forward. He said, it's not good for you. He said, just do to push up to your arms is in the al shape. Once you get him in that perpendicular al shape, he said, you can go on back up. The arms are too long for that, he said. A little shorter armed people can do that.
About That's what he said. I'm right there at the what's doing a push up? Oh?
No, his is as good mine mine. I'm all look as deep. My push up wouldn't look as deep as Tommy's. That's what I'm saying.
Time to go all the way to the floor. I go to the floor. I will do six of these things and need the operation. Okay, okay, all right, how many crunches can you do? Though? I can do a lot of crunches, but I ain't done nothing. I don't know when. But my core pretty good though, you know what this takes me.
I do planks and leg lifts and stuff like that instead of doing crunches, you know, bend and trying to stress you lower back out. I found a lot of alternative ways to do exercises that I've gotten older, that don't that don't tag your body.
Up like for me, lunges make no sense. I hate.
Reverse lunges are a lot better for me than straightforward lunges.
Reverse lunches.
This reminds me though, when you guys were talking about sit ups and everything about remember Carlo the shirts off tour. Oh, I know that was so, I was son Yeah.
Yeah, for those of you who don't know trying.
Yeah, Steve issued a challenge to the to all the guys that work on the show, you know, be they off the show, behind the scenes or whatever, to get in shape by a certain time.
And you were you were doing a calendar or something.
The pictures are still down, Yeah, the pictures.
Are still there.
Yeah, And that was really cool though, you guys, you guys, looked great and you worked really hard.
That picture with that towel over he was playing simply beautiful in the background off that floor.
What about Boom though, Boom took some sexy pictures on riding.
Boom climbed up on that line at my house and boy, women was right. And then I won't him. I won't him. Oh, I want I want that big man up on that line. Come on over here. I got a line for you. Boy there. That was fun.
That was a lot of fun.
I was really proud of you guys.
We were proud of you guys. Yeah, we didn't been back there yet.
You want to get in shape, though, Steve, what I thought I was gonna die?
We are.
Anytime I feel like I might die, I'll get you to the gim right away to try to divert it.
Uh huh, No, you know, I don't know. You know, I don't know what was happening right there.
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Or curling champion? Bowler you talk to, we know what your answer is out the gate.
We already know I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know nothingbo sweeping on no ice, dog, I find to be international, world class curly.
Stones.
That's an Olympic sport that white people play. You've never seen the black person just forever. I'm gonna be the first one, and the whole time I'm curling, I'm.
Gonna have my mouth hanging open because you're smooth. Because you you go.
Talking, I didn't even know what they was saying. Yeah, I'm gonna do everything. I don't want to sweep though.
A little racist to me. We always got an issue. We gotta lie. I want to be this. We ain't playing a sport. I'm not sweeping, So okay.
Would you rather be an okay looking person but be very funny, very interesting? Or would you rather just be super fine, super hot and very boring? So okay, I'm gonna be all.
Y'all just say a right now, except for cutie pie down there in the corner.
Fine, he's all right, be all day. I know what I am. You need to get your all right looking ass over here with me and Junior.
We already all day.
Ain't no need of wanting to be be because we describe again, Shirley.
All right, he would you rather be okay looking but very funny and interesting or super hot and very boring?
Which one?
Still a.
We got be what he wants to be?
Be?
Ain't no rous got a chance of being be soon. I'm interesting bone hot too, though, Damn you're not hot, boy, Tommy, You're okay, regularly looking ass.
Ain't fine on top of your glasses at us? Now, don't anybody pick you cause you fine? I'm hot.
No, you all ready to love because you's funny and interesting at that cause you fine Yeah, expreensive ass suits like your uncle. We got a dress expensive because we strange looking.
Jun If you're hot turned the arrow.
You are. Hey.
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You already know what time in ist boy DC you fly you're listening to the Steam Harvey Morning.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, So ladies and gentlemen, for the first time, this year's Roscoe.
Is here drop by to say hi, you're rock.
Happy New Year, your Roscoe?
Have you.
Have you?
Know your call?
Thank you?
Happy New Year, Roscoe?
Have you have you?
She said? Happy New Year?
Waiting?
What's up? Roscoe?
Man?
We're going on with your baby. We're going to heavy New year by.
We're going on with you.
Well, Roscoe.
I wanted to ask you have you heard about this gospel song that Dion Warwick and Dolly Parton are set to release. Dian announced it earlier this week on The Tammeron Hall Show, and the song is called It's a gospel song. Like I said, the gospel song is called Peace Like a River. Dolly Parton wrote it down Warwick is eighty two, in case you didn't know that, Dolly Parton is seventy six. So I think that's really sweet that they're teaming up.
What do you think about the same You don't like the river?
Yo?
Peace like a River?
Yes, that's the name of it.
Who wrote that?
Well, it says here that Dolly Parton wrote it. What's the song about the lad advice that does?
Hummuself? I got to write everybody won't take critics? So what do you let me?
What are you saying?
Let me get this clear. What are you saying, Roscoe girl?
I wrote that song? Uh uh, piece like a River?
I wrote that song. I wrote that song years ago. That ain't no new song. They ain't peace like a River. The name of the song is people down at the river. Oh oh couse. Let me ask yourself, because what the song that was out down by the riverside? Who you think they were talking? Well, they were talking about.
Peoples, O people.
Okay, keep her down.
By the riverside, then she gonna get her hands on the hold and he come talking about this piece of the river.
Okay, Well, do you even know Delli Partner, I know.
Dolly, I know Dolly Mama, I know Dolla first husband.
Know what were their names?
I know, I know Dolly, grandmama Molly, uh huh. The question she.
Would tell, how Lord she the one that made the flag that benched Ross took the credit for sewing. See, these are the fact you don't know nothing about it at all. And Dion Walwick, she just jumped on it because she saw it coming.
Hello, the whole psychic thing with that right there?
What called what you got here? Before? I got a couple of questions? So you wrote this song?
When you write a song, how does another artist of a legend like Dolly Parton get her hands on some music that.
You write it from a grandmama Molly?
Aren't you listening?
Man?
What is we on?
So you wrote the song that long ago? Is that what you question? How on the radio? And I missed so many lives I'm trying to trying to keep.
Up with people on the radio. They don't listen. What is what is your radio if it ain't listening?
Well, I mean you may.
Down by the riverside, down by the river. Now that was about people. So I rewrote it people down by the river. Okay, and then she got her hands on it and said, like a river. But I don't know if you you ever been standing on the Mississippi before. Do it look peaceful to you? Get your right out of there.
It's all in the Mississippi River.
Bridge.
Oh yeah, Rosco.
So you know it's gonna because a lot of old people gonna buy it. I wish well and everything anything I do, I hope people proper. I don't wish no bad on nobody. You know, dollars still find.
Fine, you know, yeah, but on this one, Roscoe, you may be back in court with your multimillion dollar lawsuit or was it billion dollars?
Ain't no problem. I got your working nowhere.
You're not doing your lounge thing anymore.
Oh wow, yeah, but that's coming.
Go.
I go when I want to go, like sometimes I do Tuesday night, sometime I do week then I switch loungeuse I do lounge.
But I'm gonna be down me and you know, okay, like I'm gonna be week in. I'm gonna just pop in and I do get apps.
We gotta go, guys, Thank you, Roscoe. Coming up next to this is the nephew and the bring phone call for today. Right, you're listening to the Steve.
Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I told him about his wife and my side piece. We'll find out what that's all about in just a few Yeah, you heard his wife and my side piece.
Okay, but we'll get into that later. That should be fun.
Right now, it it's time for the nephew and today's frank phone called Nephew, what kind of stupidity have you brought to us today?
What?
What?
What do you want? You know what I mean? What do you want? You know when you open up? What you want? You want appetize? You want entree? You won't dessert? You know what you want? Why do you want me? What do you want to be? Buffet everything? Yeah, stupid, Just get as much as you want. Yeah, we'll come back for more.
If you want all you can eat, that's what you want. Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna give you all you can prank. Okay, to all you can prank.
Let's go. Let's see right here.
Let me let me flip through my archives and we're gonna go down to the church. Uh, this one right here is don't come back to church. Don't come back to church. Have you ever gotten that phone call before what they told you? Don't just don't come back? Yeah we we just we just done want you as a parishioner. Just don't come back to church.
You okay?
But Sureley, you can be put out now, Yeah it's supposed to get put out. Let's go catch dog. Don't come back to church, and I mean that. Come on, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister. Sure reach Mayfield. Deacon bowed from the from the church.
He can who bounds from from church?
Yes, yes, ma'am. Okay, from from from hell? Can you hear me? Good? His old phone on work? We're good?
Yeah, my phone?
Okay, okay, that I called it.
The deacon board didn't had a meeting as well as uh pastors and uh they didn't have a meeting. That come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you to not come to church right now because that about that the bars of your hair can James being in jail the way it is, and I want to I want you to just up. I don't know if they're gonna suspend you from church right now. But they they think it put a bad look on the church.
My kids being in jail put a bad look on the church.
Well that's what that's what's what the that's what they come up with. Now we even't have a meeting with the deacon board and with passes stoves.
I don't understand whilst y'all have a meeting about my kids in the church, what my kids got to do with the church.
Well, what we're trying to do is show a good example to the youth that we got there.
Okay, you can show a good example by me being there, paying my tithes and offering.
Well, that's another thing that's been brought down attention that that we're gonna be calling a lot of members about it.
People not paying the tithe and why they forld.
I pay my task.
I don't know.
I don't know who told you that, Dickon Bards. I don't even know first of all, who you are. And I'm not trying to be mean to you, and I don't I don't even understand why you how you even got my phone number. I pay my tithes, I pay my offering. Go on your computer at the church, call your secretary or whoever.
Let me let me let me ask you this, ss me. If you do you pay your tithes according to what you make?
Yes, I do check the books.
Now, what it is that we can't check the books, that we don't know exactly what you make is what I'm saying.
What I make is my business between me and Jesus. I give him his ten percent and that's our mars.
He'll need to know.
And then I understand exactly where you're coming from. But the main issue on the table is about these boys and and and being you know, disrupted the way to here.
They don't want that to be to bleed over into the youth. Quality.
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. First of all, I would appreciate if you would have pastor to tell me this hisself. And then second of all, if somebody kids is having trouble in the world or whatever, y'all supposed to pay for them, not put them after church or they Mama, well, I'm I'm, well.
I'm we're gonna we're gonna pray for and we're gonna pray for you too. But we don't want to shed over to the youth that we got that doing good with it.
Well, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't stop me from coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming. So I don't know who you talking to. And you tell a pastor to call me himself and tell me I can't come to Heal and you have nobody calling me telling me that I can't come to Hell that is a free church.
I'm gonna get the path and called up.
Why you get the path to to call me? Because you have no business calling me telling me that I can't come to God's house?
What's this, Mayfeld? I don't want you to get in no up roll with me now.
I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody. I work. I don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have half nobody calling me telling me that I can't come to a church that I pay my pass and offering at not that I own the church. I pay my task because that's that's due to God. But y'all really making me upset by telling me I can't come down because of my kids in their troubles?
What's Mayfield? Where was you this past sunder?
You wasn't that I wasn't that church because I had over step. And why is that any of your business.
Being in uproll with me? Again?
I don't know who this is. How could you call somebody about church biziness over the phone? This don't make sense.
Just Mayville. Hello, Yeah, one more thing. This a few time me from the Steve Harvey Morning Ship.
You just got.
Got you.
I got you.
I'm like, who is this about being?
You know what I like about you? Though nobody gonna keep you out the Lord's House. You're gonna show up and show out every Sunday Sunday.
I'm coming to church in the name of Jason.
That's right, baby, Thank you? Hey, baby, let me ask you something. What the baddest radio show in the land?
Now?
Do you even have to ask me that? To Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Bad?
Y'all feel like going to church this morning?
Now?
If we're gonna get put out.
To leave?
No, I ain't gonna ask you to leave, but I'm gonna ask for some praise and pranks in here this morning. I need some praise along with my pranks. Ah, you're feeling where I'm coming from, all right?
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Would you rather, on a cold winter day enjoy a bowl of hot chili or a bowl of gumbo?
Junior?
Better eat that hot chili as soon as it get cold. For in the hospital, eat chili's chili or something.
I want the gumbo to gumbo hot. Yeah, why your ass steal any cold climbings you need to take your.
This is not about sickle cell.
It is get cold enough. This is how I do. Right here.
I've learned more about sickle cell MENI than I have never known in my life. Hanging my little home at Junior right now, you got the best phone call steal. Don't nobody call that than you do?
Though? Hello? Hey, all right now, no, no, no, no, this is how I go.
Hey, Junior, you're doing well? Him in the hold of dog, hanging that dog. Click, because I don't want to be the one on the phone that he last talked to. Because all the criminal investigation, you know, they're looking at his phones. No see, they looking at his phone log and they looking at her the last phone call. Now I'm down to the police station. What did he's say?
You know, now you can go.
Crazy forty eight hours when they find the phone, they always want.
To talk to the last person that talked to him.
I've seen that on forty eight hours investigation.
He had a crisis. I'm not finna be the last one.
He's coming up right after.
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Thank you of you subject. I told him about his wife and my side piece. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm married to a wonderful man that I've not had sex with in years. We enjoy going to movies, plays, dinner, and sporting events together, but we do not have sex.
He doesn't mention it, and neither do I.
A few years ago I heard he was seen at a white woman's house that works at the post office, but I didn't follow up on it. I'm seeing a man that I met four years ago over at my friend's house. My friend invited me over to meet the guy after I complained about not getting any I hit it off with the guy, and he is an amazing lover, and he's fine with it, just being that he's got a wife and she's never suspected that he's cheating on her. But not only is he cheating on her, he's cheating on me too. I went to get a hotel room for us, and the girl that goes to my church was at the desk. She told me that my side piece was in there with a heavyset woman the other day. I asked if she had proof, and she showed a picture to me that that she took with her phone.
It was that lowdown dog on the picture. I noticed the woman right off too.
I work with her husband, and all he does is talk about how sweet his wife is and how good his marriage is. I couldn't wait to go burst his bubble and let him know he's wrong about his wife. He didn't believe me when I told him, so I asked the girl to send me the picture. When he saw his wife, he got mad at me and tried to get me suspended from work. I was only trying to enlighten, and this is how I get treated. My side piece is scared his wife is going to find out about us, so he said he never wants to see me again.
He had the nerve to.
Say I'm crazy, and he threatened to tell my husband. But he doesn't care. Why is my side piece so upset when he started all of this? Are you for real, lady? You're the one that created all this mess. You're all over the place. This is crazy to me because you have started all this mess. All because you wanted to let someone know about something that has absolutely nothing to do with you.
Yes, you're messy, Yes you're a petty.
You've destroyed one marriage for the most part, and your side piece is afraid you might ruin his marriage too. That's why he wants nothing to do with you anymore. That's why he's calling you crazy. That's why the husband of this heavyset woman who was cheating with your man tried to get you suspended at work. Okay, you said you couldn't wait to burst his bubble. Well, now your bubble is the one that burst.
Okay.
Her husband had nothing to do with you and your cheating, and it was not your job to tell him. Okay, this is what happens when you do. You create messes like this. Keep your mouth shut, mind your business. And now you don't have a side piece because you ran your mouth. You almost lost your job, and your husband still isn't having sex with you. That's what you need to be worried about. Does your husband have a side piece. That's keep your business right there?
Okay, Steve, Well, yeah, her husband got a side.
The white woman down at Post Off, I don't like this letter because I just don't understand the audacity that some people have. The whole letter is filled with audacity. That's the audacity of this woman who wrote this letter. Now you got this, here's out of letter started. I'm married to a wonderful man. Now you would think that this letter's off to a good start, right that I ain't had sex within years. Well, so much for mister wonderful.
Man.
That title get away from you real fast, right there. Ah, so wonderful man, we ain't sex in years. Okay, we enjoy going the movies, plays, dinner, sporting Devinceentin, but we don't have sex. He don't mention it, and needed do I. Well, the reason y'all don't mention it is cause y'all are having sex.
She said.
A few years ago, I heard he had been seen at a white woman's house that works at the post office. But I ain't follow up on it because I'm seeing a man that I met four years ago over my friend's house. Your friend, this woman's friend invited her over to meet this guy after I complained about not getting it it. I hit it off with the guy. He's an amazing lover and he's fine with just being that. Well, Not only did yoe friend introduce you to somebody that could be your lover, she introduced.
You to a family man.
This guy he's got a wife, and the wife has never suspected that.
He's cheating on her. But I know only is he cheating on her. He cheating on me too.
No no, no, no no, he's cheating with you, not all you, he not yours. What do you expect a cheater to do?
Cheat?
He know you married, you know he married.
You going along with it anyway, So what difference do it make what he do extra you crazy?
All right?
Hold that thought? See yeah, hold that thought.
We'll have part two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after be hour today. Strawberry letter, subject I told him about his wife and my side piece.
We'll get back into it right after this.
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I do not have problem with false teeth, but you can't take them out on the first day. You can't take them out with me. Ever, at no point is I answered him. Can you reach up in your head pull a whole row of damn teeth out? Just set him down on the table. I don't give it damn. If you don't put him in glass, you can wrap them up in your handkerchief. Don't put him in your top pocket. I don't give a damn If you know how to spin them teeth on your fringer like a basket doll, and you want to be sitting up in here and watching your teeth go around.
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I told him this woman right here.
Man, You know what, have you ever met a person that can see wrong in everybody but they self? You know, we all know a person that's always got something to say about what somebody else doing wrong. But we'll be describing the exact situation, but be talking about it.
Like it's unheard of. Girl, she just let her man do anything. What so do you you know? And your man just everybody know your man.
So this is the case we have. This woman has this work for her husbands. So she say they ain't had sex in years. They go to movies and plays and everything. They really enjoy each other's company. And he ain't mentioned having sex with her in years, and she ain't mentioned it having sex with him because she heard he was with this white woman at the post office. She didn't look into it because she was complaining about not having sex. Her girlfriend introduced her to another friend, a man. They hit it off and they start having sex and he cool with just having sex with her. Well, your friend introduced you to a married man, because your friend ain't got no scruples, because birds of a feather flock together. Your friend ain't got no scruples. She know you ain't got no scruples. So girl, let me introduce you to this married man, because you know we homewreckers.
Let me introduce you to this married man and his wife will never know. Wow.
So now you start seeing this man and his wife has never suspected that he's cheating on her. But not only is he cheating on her, he cheating on me too. To let her say, I went to get a hotel room for us, and the girl that goes to my church was at the death.
They go some more message once you drave them church people in it.
Here we go, then we go, and now I'm winna get real messing out a hotel room and the girl to go to my church was at the death.
She told me that my side piece was in there with a heavyset.
Woman the other day. Now, let me ask you a question. How does the woman at the front desk that you went to get the hotel that go to your church, how does she know that this is your side peace. Well, because y'all go to the same hotel and church girl that pieced it before, and you didnet mentioned it to her before.
Hey, look just keep this tween me and you.
She said, Okay, So she told you that your side piece was in there with a heavyset woman the other day. I asked if she had she showed me a picture to me that she took with her phone. Now, this heap of work at the front desk, she taking pictures of guests. Now, man, lord have mercy. Man ain't just crazy?
Yes?
And then she said it was that low down dog getting the pictures.
Women, who you saying that the your side piece is a low down dog because he got the heavyset woman at the hotel?
You are too.
Ain't you a heavy? Ain't you a low down dog because your husband? Ain't your other husband a low down dog? Ain't the white woman at the post office a low down dog? And I guess you're saying that the heavyset woman she must be a low down dog too. Everybody low down dog? But you right now showed me the picture. I noticed the woman right off. I work with her husband, and all he does is talk about how sweet his wife is and how.
Good his marriage is. Now here come to hate.
I couldn't wait to go bust his bubble and let him know he wrong about his wife. Wow, why that's your job? Why is that your job? Because she was in there? You have at Creers of Chris Rock, you have selective outrage. Your ass is mad at the wrong people. Now he didn't believe me when I told him, so I asked the girl to send me the picture. When he saw his wife, he got mad at me and tried to get me suspended from work. I was only trying to enlighten him, and this is how I get treated. You wasn't trying to enlighten him. You was trying to bust his bubble that you had ill intent. I tell people all the time, be careful about digging a whole people, because your ass might wind up in that hole.
And now guess what your ass is in the hole.
My side piece is scared his wife is to find out about us. So he said he never wants to see me again because he know you message. See, because you weren't told him. See, this is why your side piece don't want to see you no more, because you done sent the picture of the heavyset chick he was with at the hotel to her hug. Now he see right now that you willing to do anything, which he knew that from the beginning. So now he had the nerve to say I'm crazy, and he threatened to tell my husband, but he does not care. Why is my side piece so upset when he started all this, lady, you got this whole thing twisted. He didn't start all this. You started all this. You went to your friend, told your friend you wasn't having sex. Your low down friend introduced you to a married man. Y'all been having sex. Then you're married. Hunt the married dude you having sex with the side piece. He got a wife and another side piece. You mad at the side piece, so you call the side pieces husband to bust his bubble at work because he always bragged about how good their marriage is. Misery love company. Your marriage ain't nothing. You don't want nobody, Mary Keller, this whole letter is a methal. I don't give a damn whatever, none of y'all.
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So, Tommy, you've been holding something in Okay from all of us, and you feel like somebody's gotta say it.
Oh, he says this, Am I allowed to come in? Yes, this is your show?
Yes?
So so Tommy, what is it that somebody's gotta say?
What is it?
You know?
It's this is we can't say nothing. This is for the fellas who can't say nothing. Tommy gonna go in and say it. But this is that we can't say nothing. How come, ladies, when we get ready to go somewhere, you're walking around for two hours butt naked, talking about you don't know what you find the well you've been knowing we going to this, but we can't say nothing.
All right, you knew that they was coming. You bought something for this.
Now you got one hundred different outfits laid out, don't nothing fit, don't nuhing fit. But guess what, we can't say nothing. We finally find something that you want to Now you need help getting into what you want to wear. It takes us thirty minutes to get you into this outfit. Now we gotta help you. Now I am completely wrinkled with the outfit I got on because I'm trying to help you get in something that you should not be trying to get into. Now, when I get you in it, I got to take a shower and start all over. But my clothes is wrinkled.
But guess what. We can't say nothing.
Now.
Now you you want to put your makeup on in the car with all the lights on, and I got the dry slow so I don't hit no pothole to mess up your makeup.
Buy what. We can't say nothing.
When we finally get that, we're an hour and a half late. I got to carry your bag with your shoes in it because you want to flip flop all the way to the front door. Now you gonna put your heels on.
But I can't say nothing.
When we get into the spot that we going to, Oh my god, everybody talking about how good you look. Then somebody go ask me what happened to your clothes?
Time?
Why you look all wrinkled? Oh my god, you look like a mess. But we can't say nothing. I said, you had to get that out, and still can't say nothing.
Time.
What's the problem.
I'm just saying.
What you said?
You know what it is.
I've been saying, we want to say it, but we can't say that. All I said, you said all that to say what Yes, the next party we go to, it's gonna be the same problem.
You know what it is.
I didn't learn how to tie a whole ponytail on in the last few months, but I.
Took a whole cosmetology.
I'm how to put off.
I'm gonna wrap a ponytail up now, I know what I'm doing, but I can't satanis.
Oh my god, you got to carry this whole bag of shoes because she want to flip flop all the way to.
The They're gonna hurt my feet. They're gonna hurt my feet.
Yeah, I got to find a way to over open up a weave shop because everybody to head down.
To the ass.
I'm gonna give me some I'm gonna give me.
Hey, you say, what's anny?
Y'all?
This cip mailhos a game? Here? Han, Yoda King? Good. This is Kim Whitley. This is Frankie.
And you listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So guys, here's a question for you. Do you have a hiding place in your home to just have a few minutes alone?
You know?
I mean everybody should have some place, some little getaway place that they can have some me time. For instance, some women like to have what they call a she shed or a small room that they can read in or just chill in.
You know what.
I love the bathroom.
Men usually go into the garage or their man cave or the basement or someplace.
Uh.
Do you take an extended break in your home hiding place? Do you do it every day?
Is the question? Or does your family know not to disturb you when you're in your favorite room or you're hiding place? Come on, Steve, I know you take time for yourself. Yeah, always done that.
I go, I go to San Diego. You lead a house, Yeah, get the hell out. Can't follow me down now, damn. Grand kids know how to use the elevator and everything. I'll be Damn, I'm going to Sandeggo.
It's beautiful there. I don't care if it is. It's just not there. Yeah, I left.
I will be in my bathroom for out words.
Okay. I was in the bathroom in.
The bad because I have a TV in there, and you know, I do my makeup, you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water.
You don't mean the toilet. No, no, no, I don't spread most of my time in the bathroom. No no, no, not there.
I just want the outer part.
Yeah.
Yes, that's a separate with the.
I got my TV right in front of the toilet and a computer. Oh that's how you go from now, that's how you.
I don't miss nothing because when I'm watching the game, I just get up and going in the bathroom.
It's on the wall right in front of you. That's yeah, that's I ain't nothing.
That up a little highway. You can keep your head up. You don't want to look even keep your head up. The digestive track is more open.
The slight little.
What about you tell me.
I'm in my theater.
I can get away from the theater did you hear that, rich ass? Yeah, yeah, you said a rich as statement.
I ain't saying that.
You said, my kids on my grand baby's on the elevator. I ain't saying nothing about your elevator in your house.
I ain't even say that. I know you saying I was going to because I ain't go ahead teeth.
I thought I had limited Okay, all right, well July.
Past his el Vader on my theater. Hey, Julior, which one of your rooms in your house is your theater?
Yeah, let's hear from the poet.
I have a theater.
What I had to do is take some some drapes and put him on the side of the TV. Make my ass at Fiel with the remote remote. I'm gonna make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out the kitchen. Drap's gonna get you. I'm gonna make a field that boy that told be nice, ain't me?
I go to my theater, thairly nothing. I can't say nothing.
How many seats in the theater.
I'm not telling you so many. They can't find him in there? You shut up, Steve, where is that in theater? Go down front? See if he's.
Down now.
In the theater. I better take my hand down, look in the brock and the shoe him up. Now done, ask me where I go to get away? That's all I said. Man, well the lord is still blessed.
I didn't even know you had If you're talking to you like you had one, I got to change.
I talked to you.
How are you talking to him?
And fro like he ain't had no thiat?
Now he got a thief. I got to change. I talked to him, man, mister nephew. Now hey, missus nephew, what time you go down to the.
Head?
Oh head, So Steve, in case you don't make it to San Diego, what what room in your home do you go to?
Where do you go? I go all the way down to the basement. I was down there though, down there, just little man cave.
I got.
Oh okay, all right, are you coming up?
More of today's trending stories on the Steve Harvery Morning Show, and we'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour right after this. Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, this story is just some weird aviation news. The world's largest passenger airliner completed a three hour flight using nothing but twenty seven tons of cooking oil. They call it sustainable aviation fuel. That's all they used to power the flight. It was the first airbus A three eighty to be powered completely by cooking oil, which can be made with waste oil and fats and non food crops. Using what is basically cooking oil to fuel the plane cut co two admissions by up to eighty percent. Cooking oil alone can't be used as jet fuel, but it can be converted into a biofuel. The UK government has set a target for planes to use ten percent of sustainable aviation fuel or cooking oil by the year twenty.
So the whole plane smell like friends, right, just flying and just all that stinking like that. You ain't gonna live.
You ain't gonna be a fuel your jet after hood. I'm gonna tell you that right because we save our grease. We save our grease. Our grease is on the cat sitting on the stove. So I'm telling right now we're not gonna be making contributions to that. You can get that out there where they recycling and all that we recycling, all right, it's in a coffee can on top of the stove. Yeah, so we're not gonna be able to help y'all run this jet program y'all working on.
I'm gonna take it. You take a hood out the jet program.
No, no, we not.
You take a little jet program somewhere else until we get voting rights. Were not contributing the damn thing to this jet Grease out of me.
Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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All right, guys, it is time for a round of would you rather? Would you rather be a bowling champion or a curling champion?
Bowling who you're talking to? We know, we know what your.
Answer is out the gate.
We already know go ahead, Junior.
Come, I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know nothing about sweeping on no ice, dog, what are you gonna to be?
International? World class curling chap. That's an Olympic sport that white people play. We've never seen a black person just forever. I'm gonna be the first one and the whole time I'm curly. I'm gonna have my mouth hanging open.
Because you're smooth, because.
I didn't know what they was saying. Yeah, I'm gonna do everything. I don't want to sweep, though a little racist to me.
We always got an issue. We gotta I want to be the sport. I'm not sweeping.
So okay, would you rather be an okay looking person but be very funny, very interesting, or would.
You rather just be super fine, super hot and very boring.
So I'm gonna be all y'all just say a right now, except for Qutie Pie down there in the corner signing he's all right.
I'm gonna be all day. I know what I am. You need to get your all right looking ass over here with me and Junior. We already all day.
Ain't no need of wanting to be be because we waiting describe a again, Shirley, all right?
He would you rather be okay looking but very funny and interesting or super hot and very boring?
Which one?
Still a?
We got to be a wants to be a be?
Ain't no, Russ got a chance of being b super I'm hot too, though, Damn you're not hot, boy, You're okay, regularly looking assint.
Fine on top of your glass at us. Now, don't anybody pick you? Cause you fine? I'm hot? Oh no, you all ready to love.
Because you funny and interesting? That cause you fine? Yeah, all the expressive ass suits like your uncle. We got a dress expensive because we strange.
Looking, Junior said, if you're hot, turn the air on.
You are.
Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, last break of the day, closing remarks right after this, what's going on?
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Here we are our last break of the day and time for some closing remarks from the wonderful, the one and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey.
What you got, Steve?
You know, uh, I was just thinking about encouragement and the things that have happened in my life to greatly encourage me. And kind of, like I said, this morning, you know, I kind of woke up this morning. I just wasn't myself this morning. I wasn't my usual and I found myself thinking, you know, some thoughts that I shouldn't have allowed to get into my head. But I quick reverse that and I'm gonna tell you something that I do because I was taught a long time ago that your feelings are a barometer.
Of your thoughts.
Your feelings are a barometer of your thoughts, and what that simply means is what your feeling is actually like just a thermometer of what you've been thinking over the past twenty thirty minutes.
If you think, if you.
Catch yourself feeling out of sorts or getting to a little funk, or feeling a little depressed, all you have to do is trace back what you've been thinking for the past fifteen to thirty minutes, because all your feelings are are simply a barometer, or however you want to look at it. You might want to say a thermometer, so you can say it tells the temperature of what you've been thinking. And so I had to go back and do that, and I realized the reason I kind of woke up on the wrong side of the bed was because I was laying at thinking.
Some negative thoughts.
I was thinking about all the stuff I had to do, all the stuff I needed to accomplish, and then I was realizing that there was no way I was gonna get it all done today, no matter how hard I try. And as I was sitting there man beating myself up for knowing all that I had to do, and knowing I didn't have enough time in the day to get it done, I started feeling sort of out of sorts and like, man, is I want this to move?
Blah blah blah blah blah. Well I had to catch.
Myself because I had to be reminded of the Lord's prayer, the line that says, give us this day our daily bread, which God has mentally equipped us to handle today. God didn't set our brain up to handle tomorrow. To worry about it anyway. You can think about it and aspire about it and dream about it, but you're surely not to worry about it because there's nothing you can do about it.
But I was sitting there.
About worrying about today and all I had to do and how I was gonna fit it any day, and knowing I couldn't, and how I was gonna affect my tomorrow. Bad mistake, Steve Harvey and you know better, And so I'm trying to help you all understand that when you get into that funk like that, know better, like I had to know better. God has equipped us to handle today, Give us this day our daily bread. He don't want you tripping on what that already happened in the past. You can't go back, you don't get do overs, and ain't no need to worry about the future because you have no control over it. So I had to get focused and I had to think about, Wow, all I need is today. I need enough to make it today. And so as I was sitting there shaving, I was sitting up here thinking, I said, Wow, I'm up, I have a measure of help. I'm shaving. I'm actually okay. Hey, I'm order some room service. I'm okay. I get to go to work today. That's a blessing, not I gotta go to work. I get to go to work today, because that's a blessing. It's a blessing to have that opportunity. It's people looking for a job today wishing they would work anywhere, and I just need to get a check coming in here. I actually get to go to work to a job I enjoy. Steve Harvey, are you kidding me? You got the nerve to wake up on the wrong side of the bed because you was worrying about what you might not accomplish. Have you taken a moment, sir, to just realize what you have that my children are healthy, that they all still with me, that I got loving family. Oh they had a dysfunctional moments. Oh you can believe that by at the end of the day. I bet they love each other. Hey man, you have options. Hey man, You're able to walk, to see, to talk, to think, to rhyme, to reason.
It's just so many little things.
I'm looking out the window right now and I'm realizing the sun is up and I'm free while I can go out there and enjoy it.
Man, get out of here.
You don't have the right, sir, to wake up on the wrong side of the bed when the joy and the gratitude ought to be that you woke up on the bed. How about that? Because don't you remember Steve Harvey when you didn't have no bed partner. Now you're worried about getting up on the wrong side, how about them three years when you ain't had no bed?
What about that? Are you kidding me?
Man?
So you're gonna lay up here stuck on stupid because you're on the wrong side of the bed. You frustrated you ain't got enough time any day. But did you ever really think about why you don't have enough time of the day? Because you got stuff to do. You know why you got stuff to do because God created you to be busy. You know why He created you to be busy so you can have the life you ask for. You can't complain about what's all on your plate when your whole goal was to eat. Sitting up in here tripping about how much is on my plate when my whole goal was to eat. Now he got plenty on the plate, and you tripping about that? Are you stupid? Steve Harvey? I don't think so. So I pulled my big nip wide nose self together and focused and got grateful and got my day started. And now as I say goodbye to y'all this morning, I get to go to work and do it all over again. Let that you're say, man, Amen, Amen again, Amen again.
No holler at your boy for all Steve.
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