Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back a suit, looking back the back down, giving them more like the milking buck things in the tub. Y'all good it sehr listening to the movie together for study. I don't join by joining men. You gotta turn you, you gotta turn the turnout. You got to turn out to turn the water the water go. Come come on your back that huh? I shall will? I good run? And everybody y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show today, folks. I just want to dive right in because I think I got it. I think I got something that's uh that rings for everybody here it is did you know? Did you know? And I'm talking to everybody, did you know that there is a life for you that's greater than you could have ever dreamed of? Did you know that there is a life for you better than you could have ever imagined. There's a life for you better than the one you thought you could have. Did you know that there's a life for you better than the one you've ever felt before? Did you know that that was a life for you greater than the one you saw for yourself. Did you know that there is a life for you greater than you had expected? And did you know that that was a life for you much bigger than the one you wanted? And lastly, did you know that what I just said it is true? Did you know that? Did you know that the things I just said are available to you? Yeah? You? It's not just intended for other people. It's not just intended for the rich. It's not intended for those with college degree. It's not just intended for those who receive awards. It's for everybody. Yeah, you two, It's for you who didn't get your high school diploma. It's for you who are incarcerated. It's for you who have two strikes. It's for you who've been sentenced to life. It's for you who've gotten out and have a felony record and can't seem to get it together. It's for you who have an illness. It's for you who the doctors have given up on. It's for you, this life I'm talking about, it's for you. Did you know that there's a life for you better than the one you dreamed about, better than the one you've imagined a life better than the one you thought of. That there's a life for you better than the one you've ever felt before. There's a life for you better than the one you saw for yourself. There's a better life for you than the one you expected and even the one you wanted. Did you know that this is true for you? See? Here's let me give you the secret to this thing. Now you have to believe that it is for you. Now, you got to fight through the doubts. You got to fight through the wheel of satan, because the devil is busy. Man. The devil wants you to think that is hopeless. The devil wants you to think that this is it. The devil wants you to think that ain't no more to it. The devil wants you to think that this applies to other people. But you, Yeah, you've been dealt the worst hand of them all, which you ate. But that's what the devil wants you to think. So you gotta fight through. Now, you gotta fight through to get to what I just said is available for you. But what else you got to do? You ain't doing nothing else, might as well fight? Why just wake up and just let it be? Why would you wake up every day and just exist when there's a chance for you to actually live. See the reason I don't mind smiling so much now is because I'm no longer existing. I'm living now. See. See, that's where you want to get to. You don't want to exist to wake up, paycheck to paycheck, date today, not knowing, not understanding, not having, can't can't get this, can't get that, can't go here, can't go there, Gotta wait, gota wait, got a wait, got a wait. Till it seems like you never get nowhere, You can get out of that rut of life, feeling like when you wake up in the morning that your life is whole hum that you're just in a rut. I drive the same way to work. I do the same thing on my job. When I get off, I drive all the way back home. I sit there, I read the newspaper. I watered the lawn. I'm so sick of my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted. Man, and start wake up, start over, do the same thing. Then the week end gets in. You got to mow the lawn, and then you try to fix something in the garage, and you feel like your life is in the rut I'm talking about. If this feels like a rut to you know, if it's what you've always wanted, I'm cool with that. But I'm talking to people who want it more, who would love their life to be more, who would love their life to different, to be different. I'm not criticizing you if I just described your life. I'm just only talking to the ones who would dare to believe that there's more to it than this. I'm only talking to the ones who would dad dad to accept the challenge, to fight through and see what God got for you instead of listening to Satan all the time. Devil is busy, man, Please understand, he's so busy, so busy trying to trick you, get you into the groove. You know they're doing all kinds of stuff now man. You know atheists and already got prayer, taking out of schools. Excuse me, look at our skills schools, not as a push by the atheist to get the words in God we trust, taking off our money. Here's a deal. If you don't believe in God, and you don't want trust in God, just going about your business. But what you can't do is spill off all into what I'm talking about. That's the problem I have with all of them. If you're gonna do you, didn't do you, but don't spill off into what I got now. See, if you don't believe what I'm saying, then I ain't talking to you. Let's just be clear about the relationship with Steve Harvey and his crew. I'm only talking to the people that believe that are looking for something else, that wants something more, that wants something better, that's got to be out there searching and hoping and trying to do more. That's all I'm talking to now. If you don't believe what I'm saying is true, didn't go ahead and try it your way, Go see write me, email me, let me know how it's going for you. But I'm telling you of a way that's tried and true. If you go to God, if you go to your creator, your makeup, if you go to him and you go to him for real and tell him, hey, you know what I want you to go ahead and take over from here. I'm done. I didn't done all I know how to do out and tried everything I know how to try. I'm sick of me right now. Hey, look here, you created me what you want me to do, and here a cool thing about it. When I made that decision, y'all, see, I was so afraid for years that I was gonna miss out on something if I did that. I couldn't do this no more. But the stuff I needed to stop doing. I really need to stop the things I was afraid of not being able to do anymore, with the very same things I really didn't need to be doing no more in the first place. On the real man, on the real all that temporary fun, I was having all them temporary outlets. I was using all them temporary things trying to fulfill myself I was doing. I was just doing a bunch of temporary mass. Man. I said, hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man, I want a permanent feeling in my heart that it's gonna be all right. So he replaced all that fun with joy. But it was only because I went and I faced him. He didn't take me and stop me from being me. He just made a better version of me. See, God, don't take because all the stuff he sent you through, he needed you to go through all him. He needed you to have him experience or what it felt like to be locked up. He needed you to have experience and know what it was to lose everything. He needed you to have experience to make you tough. You're just gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough soldier in his army. That's all. I just say. One of the weak ones. I protect the weak ones. God didn't take a lot of stuff from except the stuff I needed. But the stuff he made me to be. He allowed me to keep it, and he just made a better me. Do that, y'all, and you can have what you want. You're listening to show ladies and gentleman boys and girls, people all around it. Well, Steve Robin Marty Show liveing on Fire, Oh flames. Still eagerly, I'm still eagerly. I ain't even man, I've been doing that. But let me tell you something. After that game in Las Vegas, Yeah, it was so many Tom Brady Jersey's walking around that hotel double fisted. I'm talking about man toe down and new Philly fans in Vegas was letting them have bet as you know, Philly Eagle fans off the chain. Anyway. He's the same people that booed Santa Claus. They booed a dog at a game, right because the dogs dropping frisbee? Who dropped? They booed him. I guess they said you got one job? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess he didn't even know you got one job. Catch your fridge. You dropped. Everybody doing the day. What m Yeah, Junior, you're gonna be all right. I'm gonna be great. Why are you asking that, Steve, Well, you know it's a it's a different weekend for Junior. Yeah, Super Junior got exposed, he got took to another level. Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure. Yeah, boy, that boy right there. The funniest line in the whole trip was when Junior hit that jackpot. Hold out, everybody, I'm fill out some PaperWorks, and everybody in that high roller rule fell out land because you know, the big rich board walking around. Man, they fell out. They laughing so hard. Take going this dude that hit walk fill out some paperwork, border falls was laughing. They're walking by high five. Good job. What I think about the high roll rule? Everybody root for you in there? Oh okay, everybody, man, It's it's unbelievable. You know, let me explain to you case you're not understanding everywhere when you gamble, you're going across some hate. Yeah yeah, okay, go high high high roller rule. Let me give you an example of the slots, whether its double Diamond, whether it's Wheel of Fortune, whether it's top dollars. Now, you've got to have two credits to win a free sped. Right the cheapest machine in that's fifty dollars per pool. They got two hundred dollars per pool. They have a thousand dollars slot machine where one credit is one thousand dollars, and to get the free sped it takes two credits, two thousand, two thousand dollars of speed. All right, coming up, Junior's Truth to be Told for something funny. We'll be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go something funny with Junior Truth be Told. And then right after that, Steve, it's your term. You have to tell everyone when we were in Philly. I think one of the times we were in Philly altogether and we were at Capital Grill. Remember that story, Steve, Yes, yes, yes, hang on, Let Junior go first. Oh well, let me just tell you the truth about something people that I didn't encourage everybody to do. What I had just did this past weekend is expose yourself to something that you came afford. That's what you need to do. The one thing I found out is that being rich is absolutely a lot of fun. You don't never talk about it, but I'm telling you right now, being rich has great perks. It's fun. First of all, the private jet experience. Okay, wow, wow, let me tell I'm messed up now to surre them tell you something they don't tell me. Let me tell them. They didn't tell me that when they valet your car at the jet, not at the they valuate your car the jet. I didn't know that. The same dude that rides a little luggage school, Yeah, put my luggage on the plate, then jumped in my truck. You should have seen me tracking him down. He didn't have no valet outfit on. H You're running at the ba Hey, what did you do? Yeah? Yeah, I'm standing at the foot of the plane going Junior. What did you doing, Julie? What's what you're doing? Man? Vale? People have on jackets at the bowtime he got my car. I ain't know that you need to start school how to act with rich people. Yeah, because black leta something you can't do black people like that. Man, my first truck I ever bought. You feel it. I ain't even lose it to the dude that the junior stop running at Junior, come here. Um, you see the dude got my truck. No, no, Junior, you pulled your truck up to the plane. Let me explain something to you. The guy is gonna power your car. Then when they find out this plane come back, they're gonna bring your car to the plane. Yeah. But here the thing though he didn't say that he jumped his ass in my truck and pulled off. That was the problem because you know that's his job, and he think you know that school is right there right Ja. I did not know. But I'm just saying, people, you got to get out and experience some of this stuff so you won't be shocked. Like. Don't do like I did with up first hit at the casino, the light going off, I go over there and tell the people my uncle hid, y'all need to get up here. The pistons jui, they already noticed, they already. My head's up. They know they got cameras in. Everybody knows what's going on in this rule right here, except for me. Jay. I walked right up to late excuse me, my uncle, light going off over there. He just won then later say we got it, sir. Okay, Well then why y'all ain't moving over there? See, I ain't know all this stuff. I ain't rich, so I don't have no clue about this nothing thing. Too rich people always have what they get picked up in a rose Roy. That's would miss me up. First of all, I'm saying, if I get dropped off into rolls Roy, I get picked up in the rolls one right there, and let me know the difference. Let me know how I just got to try to track the truck down. I didn't. You were just chasing your guy, and let I didn't even know this, dude, Jake, not only letting nobody get in my truck like that, Why would you expect the rods rush to come. I didn't have no clue. No one told you nobody clue. Just get exposed, It's all I'm saying. Get yourself some exposure, all right, June, next time, next time, the school is all right, civil thing. And oh no, I was gonna say an honor of Philly and their world champion status. Now, uh, you gotta tell the people about when we were all in Philly together, this one time when you had uh we didn't Philly at the Capital grilled a cross street from the Ritz. I've been to Philly many times, you know, shopping him, hanging out, and just know people up there Philly Joe Nelm and came. I'm saying, just doing little resume work. Yes, but we got up there for the radio and I'm having a meeting across the streeted Capitol that Shirley and calling them is at a different table. But I'm at the meeting with the big wigs at Home Depot, one of our major sponsors at the time. So we're at this meeting and all these people sitting around and they start talking about ideas. So this black dude, I opened up some bread and I'm I'm butting this bread, and this black dude started talking about these ideas he had. I'm trying to figure out why the talking over all leave people. So I said, hey, man, look here. While I'm butting the bread, I said, man, look him, I'm gonna mesh the job up. Man. Yeah, yeah, because you know, I'm thinking Orange April, you want to come up. You need to let somebody else talk at this meeting. So I'm just butting my bread, but I'm looking at him, and so finally he kept on talking. I said, man, y'all, chill a little bit. Man. You said this, yeah that you brought in the bread. Yeah, man, for you mention a little money up. So now I'm biting the bread. I'm eating broad Let me good. So I'm looking to do right here, like all right, now, keep on. So I said, I want to hear what the other people gotta say. I'm just trying to say the dude, I'm gonna find out. The black girl leans over to me and says, Steve, he's the regional fights idiot. Stop crazy. So I got him from the table, went over to call and Neil table and y'all believe what I should you about? Help me? Can y'all help me out right here? What I need to go? Back? Right here? I tell you told him to shut up. That's our Philly story. Ladies and gentlemen, Oh my god, once again to Philly nephew. Tell me he's run that prank back is coming up right after this you're listening to the Steven Show. All right, congratulations once again to the Philadelphia Eagles. Fly Eagles, fly world champions, World champion. Yes, coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with today's National Days. Can I say this here? Uh huh? Can all the Patriot fans quit talking to me about if Brady had caught that ball? He did, he didn't catch the damn ball and the ball went off his fingertips. Coach, what quarterback is gonna lay out to catch your damn page at forty right? The best he couldn't mind what threw it to me. If he had caught that ball, it would have been a different story. Hell, if he hadn't a got sacked into the bumble, it might have been different. Hell, if y'all had have scored eight more punts, it could have been different. If you miss made some of the field goals, it would have been different. But you are in that chair, Blas, all right, you tem he's up with his rundock rank back. What you got w CS? W CS. That's the wife wife correction Service, see right there, right, you know it's trouble right there, that's problem. You need to be corrected. Nobody wants to step up and come to it. But it's a lot of folks thinking back. You're correcting other people's wives, other men's wife. Here we go, just listen. Oh lord, hello, Hello, I am trying to reach George Police. My name is Marcus from with WCS. Uh callin see if we can actually try to lend you our services. We understand that you're having a few problems and want to see if maybe WCS can bring um a better life to you and you can have an exciting life better than the one you have. Now. Who is it? We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. WCS. What it is is we take your wives for a couple of weeks and we repro gram them so that it's of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but we take your wife and we reprogrammed them so that they will act in a fashion of what you want them to act. Oh, okay, man, okay, whatever ce sir. What it is that we've gotten some We've gotten some reports that you've been having some problems with with your particular wife, and I located at we're here in Saint Louis, sir, Okay, and don't worry We're totally confidential. This is not anything that's going to get out. Um and and your your names are never submitted. First of all, here's here's something we can do. I can ask you questions because we've been notified that this is probably a service that you would probably want. Now, Um, has your wife ever snapped on you in public and snapped on me? I mean what I mean, My wife ain't crazy, see on the snap on me? Might you know, try to check me U say something? You know what I'm saying, just gonna snap on me? So your wife your so your wife has tried to check you. It's what you're saying. May not check me saying? I mean she might. She might not like some mom doing and might say something about it. But so basically your wife is not in her place where she needs to be hold on. I mean what you mean play? I mean she might say something, you know, I mean, I might be doing something more, you know, might be with my boys and might get out of control a little bit. She might just say something at the time, but she don't just try to all out check nobody. You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. Let me ask you this one. Have you ever just had some plans with your guys, we're gonna go out, and had to change your plans because um, your wife. Well, I mean, if if like I'm just coming about hanging out and I ain't let her know something, she might you know, be like, well, baby already had plans. You know, can you stay home with the boys or something? But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular. You know, I usually do what I want to do. Seems like denial. Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, listen, hear me out. Now, let me ask you this. Um has your wife? Let's say, back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did you ever miss a playoff game on television because your wife wanted to watch something else? I mean, we got two TVs in my house, man, I wish no. I don't even get down. I mean I might have to watch the little TV, okay, but I mean I usually watch it on the big Yeah. But but you doing You've been pushed to watching the smaller television. Now, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm trying to tell you is, I mean we compromise. We do fifty fifty in my house. I mean, she might get the big TV to watch her stories or something, and I just had to go watch the little TV. Let the TV do go out of here wants to see there. We got so cool with that though. I'm cool with that. You're good with that. So you're with that. You're actually the one that's programmed. And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife. Ain't nothing wrong with within my family? You know what I hondstand? Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these particular questions is because someone has actually let me know the problems that are at hand in your household. Let me ask you. I got one question for you. Here's what I want to ask you. Has your wife ever cushed you out at a family cookout? Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting a little personal? Man? Is this even legal? Man? I'm here, I'm here. I ain't never heard of this company? Man, I have I've never heard of this is something new. It's definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me be your guinea pig. Don't don't start out calling me trying to get you know, referrals or clientele or whatever it is you trying to do. Man, don't call me with this nonsense, partner, and I completely understand it. WCS Sir, is here to benefit you. It ain't no benefit to me. Man, getting a look at my personal business one and what's going on in mind? As old? Okay, Well, last thing I want to ask you, and this is the last question I have for you. Make it, Make this the last I want to straight up? Okay, have you do you do? Do you buy your own clothes or does she buy the clothes? You know what? Man? This man, you, whatever company this is, don't call me mouse no more? And whatever put you up to this. Whoever gave you my number talking about my wife checked me or got me under control, got me on lot? Man? You tell him too, don't me no more? What are you are? You? Are you in denying? Now? Dog, don't call house no more. I'm gonna tell you what. George Foreman or whatever it's Marcus, Marcus podcast or whoever you are George Foreman, Marcus, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna find no one. Yeah, I'm located, dog, I'm coming down there and I'm gonna blush up as you in my personal pre you're ready. You're ready to retaliate on metaliate, but you don't want to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife. Retaliation. Man, what I'm saying you're calling my house, I'm minding my home, and as you're worrying about who you're watching on TV in my house and my wife checking me in public, I watched the man Hey doll. Look, I'm telling you, mister, don't you want to watch the big television? Big TV? Man? I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what I'm saying. It's in my room. I can't across the bed watch whatever I want to whenever I want to. Don't you want to be able to go out with the bus when you want to go out with my partners? Dog? Not a fact? You need to get partners? You call asking me? You know dumb. Listen what you want to do to me? And your wife has already done to you? See you got the damn. I'm gonna block what's your phone? Umber man? Give me something, tell me where to find you. Why are you in denial? I'm gonna tell you what you need to get your wife checked in to wife correctional Services. So that you can live a better life. Whoever, why man, I need to get a life. Man, Can I get the life? Man? Stop calling me doll? For real? I understand it. Can I say one more thing that you say? You can say? Man? Straight up? Listen to me, sir? Yeah? What what? What's his nephew? Time? Me from the Steve Harvard the Morning Show. You just got cranked by your boy justin. I didn't know what. Oh no, hey, hey, hey, okay, y'all got me? Man? What is the baddest radio show in the land? You are even knows you my boy Steve Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey your partner? I get your wife right? You see what I'm saying. You gotta hollo. That's what make them get mowed too, the really they really bite the whole bullet. Just get on in there, right, You'll get it right. You're deny, won't you do? It? Is in Walmart right now? All right? Go pick that up. Coming up at the top of the hour, miss Anne, we'll be here with our national news. You're listening to the stew Philly, the City of Brotherly Love, is still celebrating. Philadelphia celebrated their Eagles win for the first time in franchise history, and the Eagle Nation is alive and well did you see all of those people in the streets in downtown Philly. Wow, just a sea of people. Yeah, I say first super Bowl ever. Yeah, yeah, they've gone, but you know, yeah, can I tell you I was so glad to be brave man. Man, I'm telling the best thing in the world, the best. Nothing to give them, the only thing joy is just by some miracle. Cleveland want a super Bowl for our lead as well, because I got new for it's somebody else. They never want a super Bowl too, It ain't Jeff Phillis, I'm happy for ever gone to Super Bowl makes a seat to see a man they have they have half. Hey, man, we've been to the AFC Championship. That's it. You think it happened in your lifetime. Don't say that because I never thought we'd have a black president in our lifetime. That's totally different. Ships. Man, We got one can actually vote going to do You get so touchy when we talk about the brown that's because I am cut. It's just a football all the exactly about everything you ain't been through what I've been through. As long as I've been through. Oh yeah, because you've seen every single Super Bowl, never missed one, so have the Browns. I didn't mean to say that. I did not mean to say that. And he's a Brown say that taking Brown jokes equivalent? That's damn because that's close to your mama, whoa taking brown jokes from him? There, Mama, let you have it. But it's the equivalent of all that. Wow, that's deep, Steve, that's you really feel something for those Brown times and the reading why it's hard to get he makes he makes the worst jokes, okay, because he's a Browns fan. So who your team? Jint? I don't. I just I'm here for hate, that's all. I don't have a team. I'm from South Carolina, William have a football team. I just hate. That's all I got for you. That's easy to understand. I hate. It's like my buddy Calhoun, he was in Alabama. It's that damn roll Tide. Oh yeah, that's big dynam man, that big, huge man. Man. It is crazy. So I did one time jay I walked in the Auburn store in the middle of it, looked around and said roll Tide and they damn they tried to kill me. Yeah's just sitting through footballs at me. There. Oh, wasn't that when they killed the tree? That's what's Wasn't the tree? The tree? Why was that? This hell billy? Yeah? Yeah from uh he was a roll tied Yes, poison the tree. They used to throw the toy on the corner. I forgot the name of the very famous he poisoned the tree. I don't Yeah, I don't have it. Kennedy, Yeah, he poisoned tree. All right. Miss Anne is here with uh today's news. Steve's please introduced her. Ladies and gentlemen. Here she is our very own miss Anne Trip. Oh, thank you. Good morning everybody. This is a trip with the news. I'm starting out with some sad news the NFL, and it's fans mourning the loss of Indianapolis Coats linebacker Edwin Jackson. I didn't get to tell you about this yesterday. Indianapolis State Police say Jackson and his uber driver were run down and killed by a drunk driver early Sunday morning, after Jackson became ill and had to get out of the vehicle. Autharis had the suspect and custody's identified his thirty seven year old Manuel Regosavala of Guatemala. A Tharti's believed Savala was drunk and driving a pickup truck without a license. They also say this guy was deported twice. By the way. With the Eagles being the Super Bowl champson for the first time in franchise history, next comes a traditional White House visit. Right, maybe not. Several players are already begging out of it, among them Eagles safety Malcolm Jenkins, who raised his fist during the national anthem. Jenkins says he ain't going. Wide receiver Torrey Smith's not going. He said he didn't appreciate President Trump's going after players who protested racism by taking a knee or raising a fist during the national anthem. Of course, he's talking about Colin Kaepernick and others, and defensive end Chris Long and running back Lecgarrett Blount say they're not going to go either. Both men played for the Patriots last year when they won and refused to go to the White House. Then they say they don't feel welcome by this president. A horrible story out of Ohio. Police and Akron are looking to see how a two year old little girl ended up outside her home and froze to death. Neighbors say the child lived with her older brother and mom, and that she and her brother were often seen outside playing alone. Meanwhile, it's that time again. Democrats and Republicans in Congress need to come up with a compromised federal funding bill by Thursday, or there could be yet another partial government shutdown. On AHA and Sat News, actor John Mahoney has died. John Mahoney played Kelsey Grammer's contentersus dad on the sitcom Frasier. He played a lot of dads. Actually, he was seventy seven years old. Meanwhile, funeral services being planned for the Temptations Dennis Edwards, who died last Thursday, reportedly from complications related to meningitis. Dennis Edwards played David Ruffins replaced rather David Ruffins as the Attempts lead singer in nineteen sixty eight, but he later sang by himself and with Say to Garrett on this hit single. Dennis said Wards was seventy four years old. The Supreme Court has told lawmakers in Pennsylvania to redraw the map out line in that state's eighteen congressional districts, thereby rejecting Republican legislative leaders efforts to have the lower court ruling on it of thrown out. They said the current lines violate the Constitution. Stopped. They want that stop, but the the Supreme Court says, no, we're not stopping. At the Pennsylvania Supreme Court rule last month that the new lines were drawn unfairly in such a way as to get as many Republicans elected as possible. Finally, today African American Coaches Day, National ice Cream for Breakfast dak Yeah, and National Lane Duck Day. It's time for something you g in the Butterfly coming up. Twenty minutes after they say, tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show. Steve introduced j J Butterfly. Does that do very good? Everybody was very quick today, Good morning one, this segment J very You get behind me on Bishop. Yeah. You know what, Honestly, guys, I'm torn because you know, I do want to go ahead and preach all right Bishop by the fly will will probate. But what I'm thinking is do I want to preach right now or go on tour with Kevin? And I can't make up a decision on which one I want to do? Boy? When Lord, why would you turn around and called Kevin point? I don't think it was the Lord. I think him. Guys, let me ask your question while I let When I let Kevin sit in that day, did you mention having Tommy open for him? Not Tommy? You mean nothing about none of that mean butter Gene asked Kevin if he could be on the tour and he said hell to. Then why he's thinking? He toned between this, this ain't got nothing to do with me? Oh, Kevin said no, Yeah, Kevin said not directly. I don't think it was directly. I think it was something he was one to think about. That's what I think, So don't kill it say though. No, you said, Eugene, you were going to the different cities that Kevin was going to, and you said were going and Kevin said, we ain't going nowhere. I'm going, You're not going. So I don't know when you're saying, he not directly, that's directly. Can you get? Can you get? You took it that way, Yeah, that's the way we took it. Said it that way. Yeah, we all took it that way. You do better preaching. I don't know if you ask, but we never found out who. Actually how did this come on? It wasn't low stop don't say that, but something when something comes over you and you just get that feeling. So I mean, I got that feeling that this is the thing that I need to be doing. Yeah, when something come over you were on you're talking about. Listen, just everybody saying with me Bishop by the Fly. I think it works. I think people would come and watch me. Um um preach the word. I think it's something that um, I can see you home with a good message. Do you know the word? Yeah? I know the word you should have wasn't the wrong number when you got you know, got called back to Sunday. All right, listen, we gotta get out of here. Comedy Roulette is up next. You're listening to stew All right, still representing Philly underdogs. No more. Philadelphia Eagles are the world champions. Yes they are, Yes, yes, yes they are yeah, first time ever? Yeah? All right, so come on Steve Jay right now it is time for comedy Roulette. All right, Light it go like this. You give us five subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun the wheel, where the wheel stop? We do the damn thing sound like what I was playing. Justel alright, you guys, ready, all right, let's go number one, being dumped, Number two, Bad wedding, three bad games, bad games for for all old music. I like that one Old music. Okay, number five, I'm not the bank. Okay, the bank, not the bank. Spen it, Okay, it's stopped on old music, guys, Old music, old music. Back in the day, what we had to go through to get out of me music, it's not as simple as it is today. Like what we went through to get our music. It wasn't no download. You wanted to record something, you take your recorder, you put it in front the radio, let it on record and pause and wait for the DJ to shut the hell up so you can get the damn song that you shut up, I'm trying to record. Patience, stop talking, you know. I like about old music. Old music was was real subtle. Yes, you said what you wanted to say in a real subtle way. See it was you know, you know mystery, you know in between the sheets, you know, real subtle. When you say it with old music today is straight out I'm about to dive in. That's the song? Do it like that? No, it wasn't done that way. But when you lose old music, when you cossette and all the ribbon hanging out and that's the last that's the last of it you got. You got to go find you a number two pencel stick it in that cassette and get the turning that pencl to get that ribbon back in there so you can play your own music your side. Real simple. If you just wanted some music, wasn't no download exist? What no? Put your thumb on here and by you had to walk your ass to mister ts or Georgian music. You had to walk, come on and by the damn album, the forty five, the cossette or the eight track. You had to walk and purchase cad back ho hope it plays music. If you did not know the name of the song, come on, you had to go to the record store and you'd say, do you have that song by? I don't know who is by? He said, I go, You would go that I don't know that? Come by the fact. See what he says, sad you know the song and you sing it again? By ain't by? Hey, it's not what you're doing. Say again, man, say it again. Ain't hold on, Hold on what you doing? Hold hold on inside side, saying again, little man, y'all ain't got it. We ain't got that man. We out. I know what we complained if we are out. Yeah, nephew Tommy has a prank phone call coming up next. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But up next, nephew Tommy is here with a prank phone call. What you got Tommy? Six to ten? Fix where he's going? Six to ten? Play it? Play it, Hello, to play? This is Latrender. Who is this? Hey? You work at Shall? Yes? I do? Who is this? Okay? When you were there? Did you work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who is this? Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know, looked around to try and get your phone. Numb. I got a bit of a complaint. Rut Wait wait wait wait wait, you're calling me with a complaint on my cell phone? Who gave you my number? I've done the research to get your number, man, And what I'm calling you about is while I was in there getting a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you came out of the bathroom without washing your hands and which First of all, you need to be calling the corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you got that eight hundred number on the back of your receipt. Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gave you myself on I'm a whoof day. Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, No, the problem I don't never come out and not wash my hands. First of all, I'm working I've been working at for three years. Okay, be coming to me with no books that I ain't came out and I washed my hand. I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no three years and you you're coming out, you know, unsanitizing this way you're treating people. Don't First of all, don't be calling my phone talking behind it. I ain't washed my hands, like I said, I've been there three years. I've been employer of the month six times. Don't be coming to me with a none of this book. I don't like how you employ the money you must be the nasty employer of the month because you're coming out you're not washing your heads. I saw you scratch your head there, and you ain't putting on always for gloves on my hand. You ain't my gloves on. We don't know who the hell you think you are, but don't be calling my phone with this. You need to be calling headquarters if you got a complaint. I tell you what, I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a mall to see if you're gonna be up in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come out there out of the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there. I'm gonna be there from sixty close, sixty close, and I bet you if you come up to the mall, I gonna make it sandwich. Y'all. You're gonna do what I'm gonna make it sandwich. You'au shoulder. Who you think you're talking to? Yo? You said your name was round right. Let me come on my phone with this. Hey, let me tell you something. All I'm saying to you is this right here. If I come up in there tomorrow and find out you ain't got some gloves, oh, you're mess friend, I get whoop you're gonna with mine? You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from six to ten. I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm gonna whop by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you you you're gonna try to take on them. Man, I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said. You need to get you a little nan. Sit behind in the bathroom and wash your hands and keep doing them on your head because you're gonna be coming some people food like that. Bring your throwing up there six to ten. You know where I work six to ten, and I'm gonna whoop y'all. Who do you think you're talking to? I don't even know who you aren't, but I'm gonna know your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there, sake, six ten, and I'm gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming up there to morrow. Come on, I'm not hold up to tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you how to be sanitized. I'm gonna be what some gloves on. Do you hear me? You're gonna be mine? And you steady talking about woman? That's a little Bring you up there. We're gonna see who's gonna get here? Whoof what kind of man is you? Anyways? To be talking about fighting? The walk you want? And you are what what you called me? Um se te at you? I'm coming up to the seeing you tomorrow. Is you gonna? Is you gonna be ready when I get up there? What kind you anyway? Your carla frances, I'm about you gonna fight female? Y'aver some hand washing? Bring your first and I'm gonna show you what it is. Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here, matter of fact, I'm gonna be there at five forty five. Bring your supping five o'clock in and I'm gonna whoop y'all. Who'd you thirty two to see? I don't gonna I'm gonna talk to Frank up for tomorrow. Sixty two. You're gonna see, You're gonna see what's up. I got one of more friends to say to you for her come up to tomorrow. I don't gonna you got to say, I don't care, I yo say that I got one more. Three listen to me. What do you listen? What what Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who you you say? Who? Hey, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show. You just got franked by your co workers. Man, you man see, man, y'all got me. Man, I's like sixty two in tomorrow. I got something for her. She's gonna have to watch her back every hour, every hour on the hour. I got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow. Believe that. Well you read it though. I was like, hell yeah, I'm gonna whoop. Man. You don't even know if you had a stuff for you. You just like y'all gonna pull me off. And that probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, baby girl. What is the baddest radio station in the land. You already know Steve Harvey Morning Check. I think I got y'all on that one. Yeah, yeah, I think that right now too much. Yeah, that's up there. That's classic right there. You gotta understanding I don't have a will that's up there with Raymond in the closet. My will gonna be a prank Jay. I'm just telling you, I'm just telling Won't he do it? Baby? Won't he do it? It's in Walmart? Get your us right now today, Won't he do it? It's my latest prank. C D. Get it. It's gonna seale in Walmart right now. I'm pranking church people and you need it in your car. You can play it on the way to church, on the way home from trail. I don't care how you do it. Just get it. Get it. Won't he do it? And I will? M What made you do that, though, nephew, you always pranking church people. You got to church then the one that cuts they do? Why would you want to showcase pastors and somebody You want to check just how deeply they are into a share? Understand how strong? Let me see if I can break it. Yes, I'm coming to break it. Oh this used to upset my mom. Still bad. Why don't he leave those church people alone? But Mama, stead of listening to ain't baby bring me one of those CDs? Yeah that man, Yeah, we need to take out Maybe we could take out some insurance on Tommy huh as his uncle. It ain't gonna be much up. Why don't you prank bit of butterfly? And you know what, Tim, prank him man, make him think you're going to have him come and speak at a church and cranking the butterfly. Yes, yeah, you branked your uncle. Oh yeah, yeah, you're fine. I thought. Yeah, we just played it on his but have you You have to set it up though, you have to set it up because he would know time he was episode. Oh yeah, there's no way he wouldn't know that. Jay, Yeah, you should do it. That's a good idea. Give me a celebrity the butterfly. That's right down. He ain't well, don't tell him that you've already bursted his bubble by not have you done? Kim? I haven't brank Kim? Have you done? Jay? Anthony Brown, Sir Shirley. He needs numbers. He can't just prank these people. Oh, that's no problem. You got all the numbers. What are we talking about? You got a phone own full of celebrities. I'm not worried about getting the number. You're the prankle. Do your job and if research means still in your phone, then that's what it is. You gotta have the code to get in all of that. All I need is here a big fat thumb and put it on there. All right, coming up at the top of the hour, Today's Strawberry Letter. We'll be back. You're listening to morning show. All right, it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need some help or advice with a situation or an issue that you're dealing with, please send us your Strawberry letter at Steve HARVEYFM dot com. Steve and I could read your letter on the air and try to help you out. Nephew, let's go buckle up, hold on tight. Here it is letter, all right, thank you. Subject lots of mess and no sex. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a twenty five year old woman. I married my husband when I was nineteen years old, and I am starting to believe that it was a mistake. We both work. His days off are consistent, but my days fluctuate. When I'm off, I clean and cook, I take care of our two children, and I make sure everyone has what they need. But lately I've been the one who needs to be checked on to make sure I'm good. He waits until I get home and ask me what's for dinner instead of trying to cook something for himself and the kids. I love my husband and we have fun together, but I don't want to keep feeling depressed and stressed out. I just want him to take the darned trash out and pick up after himself. Most of the messes aren't just from the kids. He's messy too, So I have started withholding sex from him. I'm not in the mood to have sex when my house is not clean. Is it wrong for me to keep the cookie from my husband? Is there a better way to get him to help me out around the house? Please help? Well, you guys have been married for six years. You don't say you say you're twenty five. You married when you were nineteen, and you don't give his age. But I have to ask you. Have you talked to him about this? Have you let him in on what you're feeling, how unhappy you are, and that you need help around the house. Have you asked him to help it? Sounds like these are feelings that you're having that you just haven't expressed to him. A lot of times, depending on how you say things, how you say things, you can get your man to do just about anything, especially I mean, and at the very least take out the trash you start withholding sex and not telling him why. There could be a serious problem in in your marriage, for sure. I just think, you know this is all inside you're feeling, this rage, this passive aggressiveness. Let it out. It's your house too, you know, you guys are both working. Maybe you can, you know, talk about having someone to come in and clean your house so you won't be so tired, and then you know, you'll get the most of both worlds. You'll have a clean house, You'll you'll be rested, not depressed, not stressed out. Perhaps you could do something like that, but first of all, above anything, you have to talk to your husband and let him know how you feel. Steve, well, you know they're twenty five. She's been married six years and got married at nineteen. That's young. That's very very young. And so when you're young, look, marriages work anyway, but when you're young, you got a lot of work to put on yourself because you don't even know you yet. And what could have happened here, young lady, is that do you that you have become at twenty five after two children. You cannot be the same person you were when you were in nineteen. That's absolutely impossible. True, you cannot be the same person. So you've changed into this other person. And what has happened in between you and your husband is now now that you've grown up and you've got these two kids, and you are twenty five and not nineteen. Well, this person that you've become without proper communication might not be a good match for who he is. And if he hasn't progressed like you, for example, he's still very messy. You just wanted to pick up behind the selton. You want him to take out the trash your off days fluctuate. You want when you come home from work, he'd been sitting there all day instead of waiting on you to come through the dark time or what's for dinner? He could be doing something now because he's doing it this way, now you're withholding the cookie from him. Is there a better way to get him to help out around the house? Please help? Cookie withdrawal is very real. Come on, cookie, Cookie withdrawal gets everybody's undivided attention. I've been placed under cookie panic before. It's stressful. You don't know when it's going. It creates a lot of things. But before I get into the cookie part, let me just tell you this right quick. You're building up a resentment now, it's starting to resent him for his lack of understanding of your needs and your wants. And like Shirley said, she said it best right. You know, have you all even talked about it again? You really need to have a serious conversation. Now, let's get back to this cookie, never far from it, because this is what this letter really about you with holden cookie. You've heard the old saying cookie crumbles. That's the way, that's the way the cookie crumb. Well, if that's how the cookie gonna crumbling, and that's how to manage gonna crumbling. But everybody's gonna be crumbling right now. That was deep, Steve was deep right there. Say that again. I don't know what I said. That's how to manage you know, it was good, but it was bearing repeating that and it can do that, and you've got to you've got to understand that. And see, once you start using the cookie as a pond in the chess game, then when do you stop this? See, the best form of the way to handle this is like Shirley said, communication. So let's say you start withholding the cookie. Here's the danger of withholding the cookie. He gotta get some cookies somewhere, and it's cookies everywhere. They got cookies at routes. They got cookies. See, they got cookies that whole food route save on. They got cookie down at the drugs. You can buy cookies at CBS. You get cookies at the hotel. Let's cookies on your job. It's cooking down there at the post office. They got cookies at the Apple store. You get cook You cooking down there trying to rind a call. You go down to the restaurant. I'll be damn. They got cookies. Talk about this cooking. He shouldn't have been cooking right here. And let me tell you something really quick, because I got time to come back. When I come back, I'll tell you what the different flavors of cookies mean and how cooking flavors affects our taste. Yes, you know, I will put ages two of them and everything when we come back. Your cookies, all right, you heard it? We'll have part two. If Steve's response, He's gonna really get into the cookie. At twenty three after the hour. You're listening show All right, Steve, come on, you promised us you were gonna tell us about this cookie, um, and so let's get into it part two of your response to today's letter. See we're talking about cookie right now. Lots of messing, no sex. That's the subject tied to this man, not cooking clean to helping with the kids. Nothing. So now what he want to do is now he wants to she she wants to get a better reaction from the man. So now she's with holding the cookie. With holding the cookie, what kind of cookie is she with holding? Let's die with my all time favorite cookie, chocolate Chilly. Nothing has mattered more to me than chocolate chill. The reason chocolate chill, if it's been my favorite cookie, is because of the chocolate chips that's in the cookie. Lord, how good is a chocolate chip cookie. It's a good cooking. It's a good cookie. It's a good cookie. Then you got oldmeal cookies, oldmeal boat raising with it. And there you gotta have raising in that because see oldmeal by yourself, ain't nothing. See it's like I'm working with a dude I called oldmeal man. He wasn't nothing. He needed something put on him all the time. See oldmeal, oldmeal man is like a dude that need honey, need brown sugar, needs some fruit. Because oldmeal, by yourself, ain't nothing that I don't really carevil oldmeal raising cooking. I eat it, but it's not my favorite. And oldmeal and then that leads me to pecans. Sandies is another favorite. But that's old cookie though, because it's a little dusty when you buy. I didn't do it old cookie. Yeah, old cookies, pekan say, that's old cookies. Got a little dust, he got a little salt dust flavor to it. Then you got short bread cookie like my one of my all time favorites. What Laurna dude? Yeah, you know I loved I loved Lorna Dunes. And then you had let's get into the special cookie Oreo talking about. So maybe you're in an iteracial relationship. That's Oreo cookie. Hell, that's the best right there. That's a little black and white. He love it, talk about it. That's not for you. Your favorite cookie? Vanilla cream on it. Oreo outweigh vanilla cream all day long. But I must tell you this thing. Come on, come on, I have had some delicious vanilla cream cookies. I'm just talking about the cookie itself now, not not Jay's cookie. Now I have seen so vanilla cream cookies. Oh Lord spelled me, guide me not fall that. I may not fall astraight. Let me explain to you the other cookie. Throw out another cookie. I'll tell you what kind of cookie it is. Peanut butter cookies. Who don't like them? I don't know anyone. Everybody like them. Everybody like peanut butter cookie called peanut butter cookies. It's like the Janet Jackson or cookies. Oh what do you mean? Break that down? I didn't know when Janet was on fire. I ain't on Nobody didn't like them. I just didn't know nobody didn't like Girl Scout cookies. Got pepper mint ten minutes, ten mints. Yeah, outstanding cookie. The Girl Scouts have some cookie they could quitch sell it like what. I don't know, but that was pretty good. Yeah, they got a couple of them. Don't need to be off the market. Know what in that? I tell you one of the great cookie makers of all time, the Keebler Elf. Yeah, they are made. Yeah, time had been in there. Oh my god, Tommy had summer job in that one year. I used to take him down there, man, drive down there picking my back. Man, how you do that day? Oh? Boy, Hey, we're working on feeling over here about good? Oh? Those were yeah, I ain't a bagging him down Vegas this weekend sugar cookie, Steve, sugar cookie. Sugar cookies was good. Nothing. Nothing beat a chocolate chip. I used to love chip a hoard until I found out that Archway made him soft. Oh yeah, because I was used to snap and biting them. But boy, when I found out they made them them chocolate chips soft. You never had ginger snaps. Boy, chokes that little dog. I thought that was actually a meal. Yeah, ginger snap, right, yeah? Yeah? So what is cookie? Her keeping the cookie help her marriage? No, it's not gonna help. No, it's not because the man gonna go get some cookie. See that's a sad thing about it. Are we're still on the letter? Yeah, back and forth. What about short briad Oh yeah, those are good you talked about. Yeah, that's the line he worked on. No, that's the line Tommy worked on. We knew that. Hello Tommy, Tommy, dummy time. All right, listen, we gotta get out of here you can email her Instagram us your thoughts on today Strawberry Letter at my Girls Shirley and please join me this Thursday at one thirty pm Eastern Time for the Strawberry Live After show on Facebook coming up in about ten minutes. Valentine's dudes, and don'ts get ready you're listening to the Steven Show. Okay, we know that Valentine's Day is next Wednesday, February fourteen. Wow, I got scared me this Sunday, he said, Hey, man, don't forget Whens Valentine's Day. Scared day. Oh man, I don't know how hard it is make reservations and all that. You know what through me in Chicago? Damn sweet? Is it sweetest? Sweetest day? Sweetest day? And it's like I don't know when, but when I went up there, it was Valentine Day and I'm seeing all these people with red on and giving out flowers, like, damn, did I miss Valentine Day? So it's it's it's sweet, It's Sweethearts Day or something like that Sweetest Day. I think October. Yeah, they also called Valentine's to day, uh single awareness today, sad sad day. Oh yeah, I don't know who it's sad. Fuck Flourish the man. He ain't sad all right, So, um, Steve, you have some Valentine's dudes and don't for it. Well, I got some dudes and don't for you for Valentine's Day. Mostly, fellas, you need to pay attention because some of y'all get it wrong. Yeah after year, Now, this one's tricky. You won't believe this. Well first, first, let me do this. Don't underdo it. And what I mean by that is don't buy like a real small box of nothing because less that damn thing got a diamond ring in it? Right, that small box gonna backfire on you. You have your woman said there gonna really seriously, who is this fault? Because I don't know you know it don't have a ring in it. That's the only thing small you can get up right now. On the flip side, don't overdo it, Okay. What you don't want to do is give her this big giant box of candy because I swear to god she gonna turn that on you. Oh so what you're trying to get me fat? That ain't gonna work out. Here's another one. Make sure fellas that she liked bass for you go out and buy what everybody don't like. Man, Yeah, people got phobias against that. Don't go out that get don't gonna come on now, come on, don't eat out the boxer can. People don't want to have a full box. Don't lift that little crumlin brown piece and try to eat one out the bottom. They gonna see it, They gonna that's funny right there. Now, if you go give out more than one box or candy on Valentine's, listen to me carefully, fella. Ladies, don't get tight because I ain't talking about for two different women. It's possible like maybe your mom, your sister or co worker or some hide them boxes. Don't have them on the back seat, just sitting there, because if your woman get in and see them three boxes of candy and she already got hurt, you're not gonna be able to explain this away, partner. Now, these are Valentine's, dudes, and don't from them. You'll know when it's time to send sexy lingerie. Okay, okay, but you just met this girl. You can't give a seat through draw You just met and now now you pull out a pair of seat through panics. Boy, I messed up being sued that meeting. Soon we just went one time. Wonder that she don't call back. I didn't know why she didn't call back. You are so disrespectful. Now is for players out there, if you're going out with more than one person. All right, check these damn names. I can't stress this enough, chick, the damn names on the gift boxes. Check the name on the reservations, double check and triple check. I cannot stress this is from prior experien You really happen. That's I have sent the Christmas gifts, same gift to two girls. Can't put the damn names and mix them up on the pod, same paper. Everything learned from your mistakes. Man, Yeah, all right, Valentine's dun This is still talking to players. Use more than one florist. You don't the flores? Calling somebody else asking did they enjoy the flowers? How would they rate their service? Well? You happy with get you one? Listen to me, man, I have done this one, this one. Yeah, yeah, and there's lots of florist because the flores was so cheap and the man, that's funny. Man, Yes, Benita, did you enjoy our service. My name Brendan, what services? Now? This is too old players? Okay, okay, old players, you ain't real texts having so listen to me, real careful do this. Pay attention to your phone. Do not send out group happy Valentine. No, no way, you must individually text everybody. Don't love them all together? Time a man that I get. They ain't gonna pay no attention to that. She ain't gonna see that. The most dangerous words on the phone is sin. All right, one more, Steve, as you'll get the most points. Come on, gifts will go the furthest your flowers, your canny, everything will go a lot further if you send it to Hell. Yes so her girls can see it. Yes, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, bud Light owes Philly some beer. Okay, the world champion. Yeah, bud Light probably didn't think they'd have to cover a promise, but they are the beer maker. The beer maker agreed to cover Eagles offensive tackle Lane Johnson's promise of beer for everyone if the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Johnson made the promise last August. Last August, during the preseason. Okay, uh, after Johnson and the Eagles upset the New England Patriots and Sunday night Super Bowl fifty two, Bud Light issued a proclamation every Eagles fan twenty one and older can get a free beer at bars along the team's victory parade route through Philly. The parade in Philly will now be a dilly dilly. Who Ever came up with that is genius. I know, I know, all right, Um, Jane, know what is this? Is it just me? Or? Out of comics have used the phrase is it just me to start their comedy routines. These are just a couple of is it just me? That's all? This is nothing big? Okay. For instance, we were just talking about that is it just me? Or our girl Scout cook is getting smaller? What have you noticed that? No, they're not, No, they're not no, no disrespect, there's no Scouts are getting a little bigger. But the again, oh yeah, I haven't noticed really, all right, what does you got, Junior? That one? Yeah, I'll tell you one. I've got this phone call. But it's scarce thing. It's just just me. But the person in the family they call us all the trouble when they call you and say it's what you really don't want to know. It's not just you know, it's not a man. Yeah, I didn't think so, I didn't think so I gotta ask, has the preview's gotten longer? At the movie thing? Oh my god? Yeah? Yeah, but don't start till about four five. I love trailer man. That woman. Let me ask you this. When you lost you and your car lost, did you turn down the radio so you can see better? Had nothing to do with me, but you got to see though. Everybody got to shut up. Hush, I'm lost, Just hush that fuss. I can't concentrate me. Is it just me? I'm starting up? Is it just me? No matter how many orders of fries you buy, by time you get home, they're gonnas you're gonna eat. It's not just you. Yeah, you can't buy them Frisch fries and not eat them on the way say that same Yeah, no, no, no, I'm saying, I'll tell you what. Is it just me? But when you break a hunt, it don't it disappear? Oh my god, I had six dollars, right, So true, that's so true. You try to hold on to a hund in the casino. I just okay, I gotta Is it just me? But when you hear the water running for about ten fifteen, do you have to peet right out? You gotta do it. You gotta go. It's not just you. Ye okay, okay, I'm just you. Ever been you've been looking for your glasses on and they was on your head? That Steve. You ever been walking around talking on yourself but looking forward? Yes, I'm talking about man. I don't came back in the house with all the way up, staying all around it. Man, I'm just talking. I'm talking to my wife. And then she said, Steve, why are you breathing? Its hardy? I'm running up these steps. She say, what you do? I thought you was getting in the car. You was going to play golf. Baby, I can't find my phone, she says, Steve, you talking on I ain't saying nothing. I just wouldn't gotten the car. Act like we disconnected. It's not just me, but that little baby in the restaurant is staring at you, and you cannot concentrate at all. Is he looking at you? Or what all? That little baby? I've done that? What you looking at and lock eyes? Yeah? You know? And they don't blinks it's really wet all the time, so it looked like little board from children. That was the movie. Oh my god, Oh man, you know what, Jay, I just say that that is it just me, y'all. But when I see people in workout clothes but they body don't fit the shape of the workout, they have never don't say to yourself, I did I just look to that? You feel better? You feel bad enough, bottom, you under warm everywhere everything, but you are crazy. No, they ain't working. When you see a fat person walking and eating, don't you always say to yourself, your hands don't even need it? Business all right, okay his one, ladies, you probably understand the men too. You buy a brand new pair of shoes, brand new, O what you're spend for one gonna hurt worse than the other. I don't know why. I don't even didn't do this spot on purpose. And let's just make this this. Have you ever had a corn and thought about killing yourself? That's all right, thanks guys, more of this craziness when we come back at twenty after the hour. You're listening to the Steven Show some eagles. I don't know if you guys have heard about this, but some Eagles will skip White House visit? All right? Has the President extended a formal limitation yet though? Yeah? Yeah. Just hours after the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl, talk is turning to who won't visit the White House to celebrate the win. Given Donald Trump's Twitter war over kneeling during the national anthem, it should be no surprise that some of the championship team will not be making that traditional trip. No, Sir Malcolm Jenkins, who became a spokesman for the players who protested, shouldn't be expected there. La Garrett Blunt, who played for the Patriots last year, skipped the visit at the time, saying I just don't feel welcome into that house. Is it mandatory? Yeah? Um, he said, yeah, he just doesn't feel welcome and he's gonna leave it at that. Chris Long also will not go, as he didn't last year as a Patriot, and there has been no date for the visits set, a no official word about it from the team or any of the players. Right now, guess what they're doing, celebrate baby? Yeah. The Trump thumbs gonna be on fire. I try to tweet all the names of the people who ain't gonna show up. You're not invited colation. Oh he didn't have to do that. Congratulations after already set for Brady. Just yeah, Brady didn't go to the White House last year. He didn't go, and therefore, yeah, he didn't go. He didn't Did he go last year? He said he had previous plans. Yeah, he what a Trump were friends? Yeah, you know, man, I want to give a shout out to Random moss Randy moss is going to the Hall of Fame. Yeah, yeah, man, that's your boy. He had to ran West Virginia, Random moss Heed. Is he from basically from West Virginia? Yeah, yeah, Rand West Virginia. He was born there. What did he what part? Oh you're just getting a shout out. Yeah, he's just going to the Hall of Fame. Man. Oh yeah, oh yeah he got He made it to Lawrence didn't make it again. Man, But but god, I feel bad. Numbers wise, yes, yeah, statistics, oh my god, yes, what are the other factors that determine it? Then your behavior it has a lot to do it like that. Baseball is even worse. Really, baseball is what Baseball is hip critical though it's America's game. If they suspect you even without being proving of taking the drug. Get you out. They won't let Pete Roles in. And that boy deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. Man, he's one of the great baseball players. Well because right he bet on the game. Right, his behavior, but his athleticis right for the sport. It had nothing to do with the way he played the game. Yeah, I feel bad for him. You know, Barry Bonds should be there. Barry Bonds, and that Roger Clement should be in the Hall of Fame for baseball is running. That's too early. They're gonna have problems with him too. They just hit him critical in baseball because you can take a steroid if you want to. They ain't got nothing to do with your You're hitting at that gun ball. You got to swing that man, hit that ball. That ball it's coming now. Somebody said the hardest things in the world of comedy and hitting a baseball, and that's absolutely comedy. Really really yeah, all right, we'll have more of a Steve Harvey Morning show right after this. You're listening to Steve Show. Philly, the city of Brotherly Love is still celebrating. Philadelphia celebrated their Eagles win for the first time in franchise history, and the Eagle Nation is alive, and well did you see all of those people in the streets in downtown Philly. Wow, just a sea of people. Yeah, I say first super Bowl ever. Yeah, yeah, they've gone, but do you know, yeah they can. I tell you, I was so glad to be Brady man. I'm telling the best. Nothing to give. The only thing joy is just by some miracle, Cleveland won a super Bowl for a leaders world because I got new for somebody else. They never want to Super Bowl too, It ain't Jeff Phillis, I'm happy have ever gone to Super Bowl. They've never makes a seat to see any half pay half. Hey man, we've been to the AFC Championship. That's it. You think it happened in your lifetime. Don't say that because we never thought we'd have a black president in our lifetime. That's totally different. Ships. Man, we got one. You can actually vote gone. Do you get so touchy when we talk about the Brown that's because I am cooking. It's just a football team exactly about everything. You ain't been through what I've been through as long as I've been through. Oh yeah, because you've seen every single Super Bowl a never missed one. So'll have the browns. I didn't mean to say that. I did not mean to say that. And he's a brown say that, I take brown jokes equivalent. That's damn because that's close to your mama. Whoa now taking brown jokes from him? Mama, let you have it. But it's the equivalent of all that. Wow, that's deep, Steve, that's you really feel something for those brown times. And then why it's hard to get he makes he makes the worst jokes, okay, because he's a Brown fan. Who your team, jahn't. I just I'm here to hate, that's all. I don't have a team. I'm from South Carolina, William have a football team. I just hate. That's all I got for you. That's easy to understand. I'm here hate. It's like my buddy cal who even Alabama it's that damn road tide. Oh yeah, that's big dynam man, that be huge. Man. Man, it is crazy, but I did one time Jay I walked in the Auburn store in the middle of it, looked around and said, roll tied and they damn they tried to kill me. Yeah, he's just sitting through footballs at me. There wasn't that when they killed the tree, And that's what's Wasn't that the tree? The tree? Why was that this hell billy? Yeah? Yeah, from uh he was a roll tied Yes, poison the tree they used to throw the toilet tissue off on the corner. I forgot the name of very famous he poisoned the tree. Yeah, I don't have that, cannot Yeah, he poisoned the tree. All right, We'll be back with Steve's closing remarks, with our last break of the day, and just one more thing right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, last break of the day. Here we are with just one more thing and your closing remarks to date. I want to share something inspirational to all of you again. I want you all to understand something. It's not that I know everything, because I don't, but I have been through quite a bit. My life has been a walking testimonial. If I'm allowed to say that, I am a walking testimony of the power of prayer, what prayer can do to change a person. I am a walking testiment of what grace and mercy is. Because God has forgiven me thousands of times He has poured into my life above and beyond anything that I ever really imagine i'd have. You know, it amazes me when people say always knew I'd be here. I can't say that, because how can I say I always knew I'd be here when I didn't even know here existed. I had imagined some things, but I am beyond what I was capable of imagining back as a child. What how would I know any of this? And So what I want to talk to you all about is a couple of things that it takes to become successful. And if you're willing to do a couple of things, you can be successful. One of the things is first things First, the Bible says, a man without a dream or visions your perish. So first thing, you gotta want something. You gotta have some dreams. But after you have these dreams, you have to convert the dream into goals. The only way to convert a dream into a goal is to start planning how to make the dream come true, and then start taking the necessary steps towards the goal, which can still be your dream. Now here's a cool thing about taking that step in the right direction towards your dreams. Your dreams can change, which means the goal will change and your dream will change along the way, because you're going to get exposed and see some things that you didn't even know existed before, and you'll add that to the vision board, and then and then and then, and then you'll make that a new goal. It's just gonna be a lot of that. And so what you have to do is you have to keep on pushing. You have to keep pressing forward because all of that is going to change, Trust me, it will. So you got to convert the dreams into goals. That's simply making those dreams have a plan of action. The next thing you're going to have to do is you're going to have to be willing to give up some free time. You got to get rid of free time. Time is something you can never get back, and free time often is wasted time. I'm not saying you can't have no free time, because everybody needs some free time, but you got to limit the free time until you get to where you're going. See when you see a person who's wealthy taking some time off, they've accumulated some stuff where they can take some time off. But if you check to check, you ain't got that. You don't have that. See, wealthy people accumulate time and wealth, so they have a reserve. So when they out of work for five eight weeks, they still got income coming. They still got money being made. But for those of you that's on the hustle and the grind, you gotta cut into some of that free time. Take some of that free time and turn it into productive time. See it's PT time. See FT is free time, but PT is productive time. And you've got to swap those two out so you can take advantage of your times in the day. People ask me all the time, man, how you do all that that you be doing. I got the same twenty four everybody else got. I've just decided to remove some of the free time and replace it with productive time. And then here's the deal. I spend all my time building my dreams, so when I get some time, I can live my dreams. Do you understand me? That's the exchange that you have to be willing to make. Y'all. Success is not gonna walk up to the door and just present itself in the basket, ring the doorbell and walk off. And you open it up and there is the mailman don't drop it off. It's a grind and a hustle. I say it all the time. The dream is absolutely free. The hustle is sold separately. I'm on the hustle man. I invite you to get on the hustle and folks, you can do it. You can do it, man, if you if you swap out some of these free time for productive time, if you take all this stuff you dream, nothing comes to a dream of but some more dreams. Eventually. You gotta swap those dreams out and replace the dreams with goals. If you're dreaming of a big house, you gotta make the goal a big house. If you're dreaming of owning a business one day, you gotta make that owning a business a goal. It's got to be a necessity. You gotta want to be successful like you want nothing else. You gotta want it. You gotta break it, you breathe it. You gotta dream dreaming, you gotta live it. You gotta eat it, you gotta taste it, you gotta want it. You gotta get funky to get it. You got to get funky to get it, man. You got to have a lot of dog in you. So if you want to be successful. Convert those dreams into goals. Keep on dreaming, and just keep converting them into more goals. Take some of that free time, get rid of it, and turn it into productive time. You can change the course of your life, all right, Steve? Oh, quickly tonight quake? Is there tonight? Oh? Of course if you feel have me for all. 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