We open today with well wishes for our family in the Carolinas and Virginia. Fool #2 has a list of people who scare you. Kevin Hart may have the fastest pitch in the history of baseball. J. Anthony Brown murders another one in the spirit of Cardi B. Are You Smarter Than Tommy? Fool #1 VS Fool #2. The crew talk about their NFL picks with none other than Pimpin'. Today in Closing Remarks, Big Dog talks about The White House and much more.
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Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all ball suit looking back to back down, giving the mother just like theming buck bus things and it's coble y'all to me true good to tea Steve, how guys to move to other for stoo bar quickly money? Don't you join? Yeah? Yeah? By joining into being me have said do go to use that turn? Yeah you go. You gotta turn, you to turn turn you lovey got to turn out to turn wan come come on your back at it. Uh huh, I show will a good morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. How good is God? Think about it? Just take a slight inventory of your own life and say it to yourself when you get through, How good is God? Think of all the small things, all this because that's him. You breathe as him, You still him. That's him, You got another chance, that's him. You ain't out of here. That's him. You got any measure of health. That's him. You think it's more to it than it really is, that it already showed up to be. That's him. All of that you got any dreams of aspirations, you dream of other things. That's him all that, that's him. That's him him. Close you got that's him every time you eat. That's why they had this thing called you say your grace. That's him. That's him, man, that's him. It's amazing when you take a small inventory how you find out how big God really is in your life. Now, the more you turn yourself over to him, the bigger he can be. For you. See, he'll only be as big as you let him. It's one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He can make you do anything. You know, you get too big for him. You know you you you you, You lose your humbleness, he can humble you. Now. God created man with the power of choice. We're the only creature he created that. He gave us the total power of choice when we made who we made with you know everything, all of it. Man. It's the choice what we want to be, how much you want to make, Where we want to live, what climate we want to live in. We can live in cold climates, hot climates. You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a board is. He can't go learn how to be a fox. He can't go learn how to be an artor. He just can't an ostriches and ostrich man. He can't come out of here and fight like a lion. A lion is a lion. A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables. I don't care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay down and pull up out of here and die because he can't eat grass. He's just a lion. Man. You understand this that God gave us. We are the one creature he created that has total power of choice. You can make every decision in your life. What kind of what you like? That's the one you can buy. You want to live in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't like Switzerland, you can move to Miami. You want to live your life a crime, go ahead, that's you. He gave you the power of choice. You want to do right? Come on, So now look at this thing. We are all the results of a of a series of dece acisions that we have made. If we could just identify that the problem is us, we could begin the solution. See that's the problem, y'all, it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life down the hill. I can't tell you how many years based on some decisions that I was making. Now I can justify my decision where I wasn't happy and I was doing this and I was in misery, and y'all on the yes to you when you get through. You made the decisions though, and you can look at this anywhere you want to, y'all. But at the end of the day, I'm just talking to people that's really really wanting to improve their position in life. And how do you do that? You gotta have a solution. How do you come up with a solution? You got to identify the problem to even begin to solve it. But if the problem ain't ever you, how are you gonna solve something it ain't you? See, Okay, let me look at this one. If somebody says, like I got a child of mine, man, I just do right here, Man, I don't E won't get into it this morning, or I'm struggling with this this boy. But man, you go to people, you're asking why they do so? I just I just wasn't taking care of business. Why I just didn't take care of business? Boy? Do you understand that your life is gonna be filled with You got to take care of business. So when you're gonna start, you know, man, you can't you can't. You can't go through life blaming everybody. It's got to be you. See, you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello? Could it be you? South only had to sit down and just make that decision. They don't need me coming on the radio talking about nobody else and what they did to me. Y'all just don't know, no, no, no, man, what about the part you played in it? Because see, if you got a good marriage, you got a part to play in that. If you got a bad one, you got a part to play in that. Even if you just get down to you the one picked them? How about that? Mr? Mr? I made a decision. So you know, man, once you can I start identifying the problem, you can get on with the solution. The problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest, an easy way to fix your life. Fix yourself that way. You ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of going on and admitting that is you. You don't have to check or clear with nobody to start the repair process. You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't gotta put it before the review board to see if it will pass. It ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't gotta hope that your local politicians get their hands on it and make a phone call for you. You ain't gotta ask any so just to come in and say with you. You don't have to check in the rehab. All you got to do is decide the problem is me. I'm gonna start changing me. Identify the problem and start with the part that you can own up to. Man, that's the deal, y'all it really is, and see you when you Once you identify the problem, then all you gotta do is start to plan it. Once you identify the problem, you can start planning on how to fix it or how to get to accomplishing something. But remember this planning is important. If you failed to plan, then please plan to fail. If you failed to plan, then guess what. Please plan to fail the It cannot go any other way. If you don't know how to make a plan, Let's just start with the basics. Just make a list of what you want if you don't know how to make a plan, I bet you know how to make a list of things you want. Make this list and then go to God in prayer with an open mind and open your mind up to all the clean opportunities that are available here. Why a lot of people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't want to do them. That kills me. Man, when I hear here, I ain't doing that. I know young comedians that come to me all the time talking about man with you're not saying, man, just take every gig you can, no matter what they pay. Well, listen to me, son, you can go make that money that they pay, or you can make the decision to sit at home and make nobody. It's comedy, hard business. They ain't paying. But a hundred dollar is you gotta drive, drive fifty miles. But if you drive fifty miles and you make the hundred and you stand on that stage for thirty minutes, you are now thirty minutes better than you was the last time you went on stage. Oh man, Man, they don't pay me, I ain't coming. You ain't gonna be a comedian, man, not not not not not like this hell, a lot of people just don't want to do what's necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents itself and you open up your mind to it, man, didn't get ready to go on and do it. Man, you know so remember, come on, y'all, identify your problem today. Identify your problem today, and start with the part of it that you you can fix. You immediately identify your problem today, start with the part dash you to that is a gentleman. Here we are, the Steve Harvey Morning Show is officially underway. Welcome to this here morning, this here, this here would be Friday. We want to say to all of our brothers and sisters, Diamond, Carolina's, Virginia, Georgia, Manna, North Carolina, keep your faith, stay smart, do the right thing, do the right thing. Good morning, Sure morning, Steve, call it for Ray, Good morning, Good morning, Junior morning. Huh there you go, a little bit excitement, jay n Hello, oh how about this? How about this? Hello, Steve is going to be here. That is Tommy tom Okay, be blacked out. Friday, baby, It's Friday, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm off this weekend too. Man. I'm gonna say this every time I'm off because it's gonna be your wit in a minute. Hold on, hold on. When you said, oh, I mean like we don't still have jobs and stuff like that because everything ain't paid for. So I need no, you don't have to pay for your I need some clarity. I think we all have to have that nobody house paid off. Yeah, you're not special, Jay, I would like that. Would I was sitting around not saying nothing. I want to know what I like the chance to just at least get one somebody. You're really just looking forward to owing some more. Oh mortgage, you can do that right now. Don't dog tell you the truth. I'll show you how to do it. Yeah, you could be at home on it right now. I told him that the other day. He jas right. The only problem is you got to have it. Where do you want to live? Yeah? Ah, yeah, where do you want to live? And how you are? And we can get your something out here for four hundred thousand. You ain't gonna believe. You ain't gonna believe what you got, believe how small it is. You're gonna believe where it is. You don't have to work from home to beat to watch your stuff. If you get anything for like a hundred and fifty boy. Boy out there, I'm Stephen. You're in that hotel. When when you're in the hotel you said you can lie in the bed and open your big tail. I was so mad on this day, hole to you. I was looking at my clothes hanging out a cross from next to the sink. Well that's what you get out here. You get that out dog. Let me tell you. So you had to join a game, you'd probably be in dang Alright, listen, we're gonna switch gears and get a little serious here. We're gonna give you an update and Hurricane Florence. Then the guys are gonna make us laugh all over again with their comedy segment called People Who Scare Us. That's all coming up at thirty two after the hour. Junior, what's up, friend, he's a friend of mine. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hurricane Florence is bringing in heavy rain bands and damaging winds uh, causing storm surges, river flooding, and tornadoes. Hurricane Florence will continue to bring in the rain over the entire weekend. High winds and flooding could not power out for several days. Right now, they are over forty thousand additional utility workers from all over the country mobilized to help restore power to people, and FEMA says they are ready, they are ready. Please be safe, Please respect mother nature. This is no joke. This is not a game. This is not a game. Yeah, and yeah, and please if you can listen to your local authorities. Coming up at the top of the hour, Miss and will be here. She'll have the latest on Hurricane Florence. Is a Friday tracking that'll be at the top of the hour. And uh wow, just you know, we gotta keep praying for him. South tell you to lead, lead, evacuate. Yeah, it's really it's not a request, you all know. You know, it's mandatory. Yea, yeah, yeah. Well this storm is moving so slow. Yeah, I mean, it's just sitting there. But that same thing that happened in Harvey, wasn't it. Yea? It came and he sat on the coast of texts you did that and that just and that just did it and just flooded here. Yeah it was you. Hurricane Harvey hated that name. Yes, well, all right, guys, right now it's time to have a little fun they go down to the alphabetical order. They go down the line. And they used to give hurricane's only women's names, and they changed that opportunity. Once a hurricane does a bunch of damage, they retired that name. Once it does real bad, they don't use that name anymore. You've never had word changed, Timmy, don't have you never? I don't think so. I'm not sure they don't. They're not gonna do that because they don't want they don't want to anger the hurricane. I'm stupid, Huh, I can't be in the hurricane. They all right, guys, let's switch gears. Time to they have a little fun. Jay is here with a segment called people who Scare Me? Ja what that? Have a list? Steve Tommy Junior, y'all can comment on This list? Is the list I put together. People who just frighten me when you see them. They haven't done anything you, but you see them, they're scared. People who wear gloves for no reason. Card the other day, just drive and you know it's for no reason. I mean, why why do you have I mean like inside the building and it's a hundred degrees outside a lot of men who have tied backpacks. What's in that? Where are you going? Dog? I got one for you. Ja. People that talk to theirselfs while they pumping gay you, that make you nervous just talking, I can do that. You got the wrong one, now you ever seen it one? It look like they're talking to two people at one time. You're back and for Yeah. Are you sure they're not on their phone? Nah? You don't have no hitting device on them at all. You know who scared one? You got one time? Let telling you scared me. People that be driving but got them big shades on it. Then they go down the side of the face too. Ye. I don't think they posed to be driving. I really don't. They scared me, made me nervous. People who take a lot of medication just stay, just stay, popping pills every time. They always taken. What going on? I saw that on your nightstand? Man, I got one. He got one. People who rocked back and forth while they're sitting down, get out. Yeah, they get up. People who come on. People who eat their food real slow. I shall my food. I do not swallow the hunts. I inhale much people. I don't see nothing wrong with Donald Trump. Scared nothing scary you cool with all. He's great. I got one. Like people who dressed. They pits up just like them. Oh you know, still you go to to get the suit and then the do got a suit too. I don't scary right now, you're right, you're right. I got one. I got on. Anybody you're seeing hugging a box, just hugging it like it's got string around it, and they're hugging it really close to their ship. Yeah yeah. You people people who don't who don't mind walking outside with no shoes on all the time, that the bottom of their feet be so hardy that will make you there. I got one sleeping you clothed it up. I got one really good people who walk, but when they walk, their arms don't swing back and forth. They're just coming at you like children in the corn. They're walking over towards me. Ain't swinging at all. Once you got people should care of me that's been sitting there watching They dog for our will lay on that mat. The dog ain't sleepy, busy, then lick everything he got. He get up, he gonna let him lick him in his mouth. Happens every day. Be afraid, but we gotta, we gotta go back to yours, Steve. People who think nothing that Donald Trump does. Yeah, alright, coming up, the nephew, King of Branks would run that prank back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, the latest tracking on Hurricane Florence pounding North Carolina right now flooding has started. We'll give you information on how you can help the people in the Carolinas, plus an entertainment news and sports news. Kevin Hart. Uh got baseball fans talking about his ceremonial first pitch. But right now the nephew is here to run that prank back. What you got, work wife, I mean work husbands, pork husband. You didn't think that, You didn't think work husband's had enough debuts in it? Boy, work running cat? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Gary, Gary, Who is this? Hello? Who is this? Hey? This is Tony Man. I work with your wife. Pam is all right, she's fine, she's fine. Man. I'm I'm one of a co workers. Man. I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've been working with a quite some time. I'm kind of like what they called a work husband. Man. You may have heard her mentioned me before Tony. Wait wait wait, wait, back up, back up, because I maybe a little sleep. What did you say a husband? No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that the name, but one hus been here? Okay, now I got that. I'm a work husband, you know, you know like that, you know, just some something playful at the job. They'd be saying, work. What are you talking about? Well, you know it's just just something, you know, playful. They be saying, you know, uh, when you hang around somebody a lot, this that he should work husband or your work wife, you know, something like that. But no, nothing nothing, nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all. Man? All right, what's what's up? Man? I mean what's up? Well? I was calling man, trying to ask you. I long? Um, how long are you paying been married? Wait? Wait, what's what's your name again? My name is Tony? Okay, Um, we've been married about eight or nine years? Mean, what's up? How long do you do? Uh? If you don't mind me asking? How much longer do you see y'all y'all being married? I kind of do mind you that. Okay, hold up, how did you get this lumber? Again? Man? Like? No, I got to I got the number out of out of Pan's phone, and I wanted to call you myself. Who oh, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa back out of my wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I don't even ask whoa whoa? Why are you in my wife's phone? No, dude, I mean I just got it off a desk, man. I wanted to. I wanted to, um, you know, I wanted to reach out to you man and kind of have a black a private conversation with that first one. Why are you in my wife's phone? You calling me? Dude? I mean, this is this, this is how this this husband thing. This it's really it's really blowed me right now. No, it's just know it's just a word. That's a work husband, man, That's all that is. What is a work husband? What are you? What are you doing with my wife? You know? That's just like you know, like you know, I'll bring us some coffee and doughnuts to the job, or you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man, if you don't feel like my wife don't even like donut And we got a new comfee machine just two weeks ago from Why are you bringing my wife. Hey, man, listen, I really, I really, I basically I just called for this. Yere I loan I loaned to youth. Foresee y'all being married to death? Do us part? What do you mean? How long are we gonna be married? What's your Let me to man, Tony, Tony Tory. I don't give a damn you asking me these? Hold on, Let me let me call my wife. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Hello Gary, Gary, Tam you better call me within two minutes. Right now, it's ten eight. You better call me my ted for you're black to be sleeping outside? Hello Tory? Hello, Yes, are you want to do that? Why you call her? Man? This? This gonna be a conversation me and you're having together. Hello on the are you talking about you? You want wife's word? Husband? It ain't but one husband up in here, my lad name and she don't keep it till death. Do us part? Now? I'm glad you called me on a Friday, because I got all weekend to think about. That wasn't I'm gonna give you because this out here now, he man, man all, I'm trying to figure out how much wrong with do you think you want to be married to her. Oh yeah, this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better get right with Jesus on Saturday? Because I get a dance tea. You're gonna meet him Monday morning. I'm trying to if I'm taking my wife up there early and I want to see you black, I'm just trying to do out. All I'm saying is if you didn't want to be be mad toor any longer than, maybe we could work something. Now. That's all I'm asking the workout partners. All we need to work out is be there Monday, because I'm sure the hell's gonna be there. Question early Monday, waiting for you work husban. Okay, look, man, I'm never gonna working. I'm not trying to. Look, I don't trying to do it. Help a deeper man and man conversation with you. Man, all right, you don't call me talking about you bringing my wife on. That's and coffee and all up in us. All this ain't no deeply conversations. Hey man, I'm her work husband, dog everybody everybody. Most people have a work husband or work wife. Man. That's that's known in the corporate world. Work husband. You hear what I'm saying, what a work husband and you I'm gonna be there Monday eight o'clock. Hey man, I'm not gonna say go back. Look you know what I'm gonna just called Pam. I just called Pam. Say call me back in about a minute. In fifteen seconds, we're gonna wait for h to call me back. Work husband mine on a Friday. Okay, Well that's it was just it was just a question. Man. I'm just trying to see if you didn't want to, maybe we could watch something out if I find out if there's any truth to anything you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be the lay down night in the night. You ain't nobody gonna do nothing to my baby. I mean, ain't nobody gonna do what? Did you just call my wife your baby? No? No, man, I'm doing here Monday and Mr the work husband. Hey man, I got one more day I need to say to you. Man, No, you ain't I love to say to me Monday. No, No, No, I got something else I need to say to you. Are you listening? You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up there on Monday at eight. Okay, I got I got one more thing I need to say it. Got nothing to say to me itself Monday, I do got one more thing to say to you. Go ahead, go ahead. I said that you're listening. I'm listening to this for work. Has well. Just what I want to tell you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother Eric love that I put you up to this. I'm so glad it's a joke because somebody was about to die. I'm you all right, man, oh man, that's a good one. You all right? Oh I need a drink? Man, Man? Yeah, Man, Hey, I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show in the lake? Man? The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all crazy? Okay? What I mean? You know? Why do you ask us that every time? I just like the aclades. I like the applause A great for yeah, which I think if it sucks, we'll tell you. Oh, I know you will and your counterpart. Let me get started on that. And just to let you know, Nashville, I'm working on it for you, Okay. I'm taking that step that leap into trying to be greatness. I got seven shows sold out, but I'm trying to figure out where to put that eighth one at all? Right, it ain't that hard to figure out dogs three shows on? I know I'm gonna figure out what day. But see, I got one on Thursday. I'm thinking about doing putting another one on Thirsty? Not good? Why I dated next day? What about the first one? What's wrong with the first started? Are you gonna calm dout of what you're gonna do? Well? The show started? Hey, dog, who gonna won't come to the show? But dog, it's a horrible Okay, go and do the show. No angry. But as soon as I well, can't you do the show? Because he already I'm trying to stop you gotta we come back. I'll tell you why you shouldn't do what you're gonna do it without Holly. Get alright, And we also have entertainment news. Kevin Hurt got to his baseball fans to us start talking about his ceremonial first pitch. All that coming up right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, before we went to break, you wanted to give your nephew Tommy some advice. We'll do it later. No, no, you're gonna give it now. Hey, Shirley, you ain't about You're doing one show on Thursday, you got two on Fried said he got all these club dates in Nashville, the same two on Sunday and two on Sunday. Now you didn't add this Sunday. That's good they Okay, sir, I'm trust trying to help. Okay, but can I can I ask you just listen to me hear me. You're saying that people on Thursday, if I do a second show with what you said that earl, you don't cutting me off. You said they're not gonna want to buy no tickets because they got to go to work, right, But what they did the same thing on Sunday. They bought those tickets. The game been at work all day on Sunday. Okay. See it's a science to this, it really really is. First of all, the Thursday night crowd is always a tough crowd, and the Friday night late show is the worst crowd. You are right, because they've been at work all day, they tied, they've been drinking. Now here you come. The second show Friday is the worst comedy audience in the day. If you do two show holls on Thursday, you're gonna get the Friday crowd twice because on Thursday they're gonna be not only are they been at work all day and then drink and didn't make the first show, then there on the second show and they guts to go to work. My strong suggestion is do three shows. What time does your show on Saturday and congratulate. No, he's killing but let's go to the next level. What do you know you showtime saturd I'm I'm pulling it up right now. I don't know the show eight and tien. Okay, let's say it Sat. Yeah, do a midnight show. Yeah. Oh jesus, it's not like you're doing it for free time, jess. Okay, all right, and then you'll be at work on Monday. Okay, so hard. I didn't say that. I said do a third midnight show. I'll say, Oh geez, we're moving on. We're moving on. Steve, back in two thousand twelve, you threw out the first ceremonial pitch at Chicago versus somebody remember that How'd you do? How did you do? Asked the dude to call the ball. He said, boy, he had a little pepper on this thing. Okay, all way down now, Well did you see Kevin Hart? He also threw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field, at the Cubz versus Milwaukee Brewers. It was a crucial game. But when Kevin Hart took the mound, he looked like he knew what he was doing. He was shaking off signs, pasting the mound, stepping off every few seconds. Everything you'd want out of a picture. Okay, Then he threw his pitch. Now, according to Kevin, he pasted. He threw a two hundred and seventy three miles per hour fastball. But I know, Junior, Uh what did ice Cube tweet about Kevin's pitch? Qute? I will have stole second, insert this slow, get the ball to the plate, Kevin. We love you. You know that Kevin is gonna be It really wasn't bad. He just one hopped it in there. Was it better than fifty cents? My sister and I promise you mona throw this thing down now? All right again, we love you, Kevin Hart. Kevin is going to be our special guests. My left hand again, Kevin, I know with my left hand. Special guest host on September. Lookout for Kevin Hart. Okay, now, Steve, it's time to get um get the latest hurt. That's what I think he handed in the wrong hand. I just think he was so unathletic. He you know, with hand he think Ladies and gentlemen, missay and trip, thanks guys. Okay, this is and trip with the news. Of course, the big news is Hurricane Florence, which is slamming into North Carolina. It's a degory one, you say, a big big deal. No, it's still very dangerous. It's packing at least one hundred mile an hour winds. A Hurricane Florence began smacking the waters just off the Carolina Virginia coast yesterday, but as the Gholstein of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says, they already knew that today would be the day. Track has landfall near the North Carolina South Carolina border on Friday, then slowing down and moving into northeastern South Carolina throughout the day Saturday, when it will weake into a tropical storm. Of course, asn't weaken yet. It's stuck, stalled really over that part of North Carolina. There are so far three hundred and sixty five thousand, six hundred and fifty nine homes and businesses reported without power, three hundred and sixty five thousand, six nine homes and businesses out of power. Twenty three inches of rain already fallen in Atlantic Beach in the Wilmington's area. Major routes throughout the outer Banks in eastern North Carolina east of by Carter experiencing widespread flooding very dangerous over Their conditions will only get worse as the storm progresses through the state. Obviously, driving is not advised through these areas, and hopefully many folks have gotten out, but they say at least maybe two hundred or three hundred people are still in their homes and rescue operations are underway to get them out. September twenty with me. While the anniversary of last year is her came Maria, President Trump is praising his administration's response and kind of angers many. Trump is calling his efforts in Puerto Rico a quote incredible unsung success. I think in a certain way, the best job we did was Puerto Rico, but nobody would understand that. I mean, that's it's harder to understand. It was a very hard, very hard thing to do it because of the fact they had no electric before the storm's hit. It was dead, as you probably know. So, uh, we've gotten a lot of receptivity, a lot of thanks for the job we've done in Puerto Rico. Well, there's a lot of disagreement with that death holl initially said to be about sixty. Recently that number raised a close to three thousand. The President went on Twitter yesterday to complain to the Democrats inflated the number of casualties to embarrass him. Interestingly, how speak of Paul Ryan disagrees with that. Casualties don't make a person look bad, So I have no reason to dispute these numbers. Rhodes were washed out, power was gone, and and the casualties mounted for a long time, so I have no reason to dispute those numbers. Trump is urging his supporters to believe him that only sixteen eighteen people were reported dead right after the storm. His administration's response to it, he says, was quote the best in history. Finally, today's National Quiet Day. You know what that means. That's right, here's up, Steve Harvey. Nation find out of uncle Steve is smart than his nephew. Will be back at twenty minutes after the hour on a Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve j is here to murder. Come on introduced him? Please? J Anthony bro Can I say where I'm gonna be and you tell me how many shows I'm being Uptown Comedy Club next weekend? Two shows Friday to show Saturday. So I'll be here on Monday, Uptown Comedy Georgia, Atlanta, Atlanta, Georgia. Is it steal upstairs? No? No, it's down They got in the brand new club. Yeah, nice about that. Seventeen shows Hateville. But I will whatever I do. I'll be here Monday. Are you saying hate Bill? It's it's like hate Bill. It sounds like hate It sounds like Hateville. Yeah, I've never been there. And then on Tuesday, I'll be at the Jaspod Comedy Club on Westminchester Avenue for Taco Tuesday. I'll be there when they get them shut it. What they're good? It'll be dam Are they good or what? It'll be better. It might not come when you want them to damnit. They right on time. All right, let me go with my song. This song is caught it Be's song. I took it and did this with it. Check it out, baby, I like my girls. You better leading mail when I tell you I like my girls, you better leaving mail when I tell you. I like my I like heavy, I like hefty, I like burpees, I like belly. I like big girls with big meals. But a salad they don't want it. I like the girls just I got them. They eating never stopped. Sheking down a twelve inch tumor dyete that's on the rock. She's form dipping and she less, but she loves to stretch. She pain. I like to see her in her thong when she does her sexy day. Call him thick chicken meat and sweet rolling on it. Good eating belly, diet beat. This extra stomach keeps me heating. I'm on the seat too, not on my knee. Her ways too heavy for me. I take her eating as much as I can, eating a lot, nicking. The pain get you mad. I'm sorry, That's why I do on the morning show, empty Anthony, I dropped the mic. I gotta go colle greens and fan back like my girl mack and she she got that. My girls, please don't let stop with ba. I like my girls, let's afraid it on her stag. I like my girls. She's constant, but I keep her bull I like my girl stop while it is hurt. I like my girls, I let them curse. I like my girlstend. I like my girlstand. You better be leaving me when I tell you. I like my girls. Your Soday, get off my knee and what you got? Okay, team Tommy, get ready. It's time for Are you Smarter than never? You? Tommy? That's Color Lord at thirty four after the hour. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we are praying, praying for our friends and neighbors on the southeast coast of the country. You can help people affected by hurricane or disaster big or small by donating to the Red Cross. You can give ten dollars by texting Florence to nine zero. Again, you can give ten dollars by texting the word Florence to nine zero nine nine nine. Every bit helps and your help is needed right now. And thank you for your donations. So transitioning, Are you guys ready to have some fun. Now it is time to play. Are you smarter the nephew Tommy? I have waited. I think Tommy can get a win here. Because a sudden I've turned into not team Tommy, but at least I'm pulling. Okay, Well, what is it, Steve? Say it to Yeah, but I am team Tommy so that you know you know how to. But you set this up, you know how. It's not gonna work like you thought it gonna work out because I am the president. Let's go hit it. Questions here we go. Who wrote the book? How did daka Succadam? Dave is one of the Morning Show's engineers. What is Dave's last name? What does a meteorologist study in? What city is the iconic Apollo Theater? Blame this phrase when it rains it? What is what is Dwyane Wade's Wife's name? I know what I know? What I know? What I know is Beyonce's fans called behind? What city is the Star Doom Comedy Club? What does the acronym U s p S stand for The States Postal Service? Uh? If you mix red and white, what color does it make you? Oh? My god? Alright, come on store keeper, alright, Yeah, Tommy got one wrong, and then they both missed. So asked the questions again, and here we go with the questions. Who wrote the book How to Duck a Sucker? They both didn't know it. That book was written by the world famous author Boomerang, Big Boom. That's right, all right, Dave is one of the Morning shows engineers. What is Dave's last name? The meeting that would behind that behind? What does the meteorologist study? Jay? And what city is the iconic Apollo Theater? Really? Jay? New York? You said new York? Harlan hallm don't Hallom? Don't like when you call him new York? Complete this phrase? When it rains it poors? Janaking his time, so or he was actually asking questions. What is Duane Wade's wife's name? I know that. What are Beyonce's fans called the Bee House? Yeah? And what city is the Start John Comedy Club? You didn't know that, Jay? Really Burma? What does the acronym USPS stand for United States Postal? And if you mix red and white, what color does it make think? Tommy? Tommy? Jay got none? They missed one, But I was trying, though, Steve you're the worst. Congratulations to one. I really don't know how to take that, but he's team Tommy. Just take it like that. He's I told you all right. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But when we come back, it's the prank phone call from the nephew Frank. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject I'm grown and still having daddy issues. Not what you think though, but right now it is time for the King of pranks to step in here with today's praying phone call. What you got now? It happens every now and then, when you're getting ready to start school. It happens your baby going back to pre k. Okay, going back to pre k. I'm sorry, back to kindergarten. Here we go. Yes, I'm trying to reach Ms Thomas. Please. My name is Mr Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating that your son Thomas is going to be starting his first grade is ready, right, listen, Ms Thomas Um, I've been going through actually all of the children's records that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten. Well, no, not exactly. I mean there's been a few. Uh. I actually spoke with the teacher and who he is under in kindergarten, and it seems like he just really wasn't up to par as the rest of the children. I now his conduct. Now, he talked, but he gets his work. So what else is is she's saying on that that ain't right? Well, what what's what it seems to be, ma'am is that his grades weren't up to par as the rest of the other children. She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No, he disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, Okay, well man, listen, what we've decided here is we're gonna let a little actually do another year of kindergarten. No, y'all ain't gonna let him do another year of kindergarten. No, sun man, that's that's the only choice I have a uh No, we got our letter in the mail with our report card the week after school started and it said on the back promoted. And if I got to get about this couch and go get it, I'm gonna be because I'm telling you right now we will be in the first grade kindergarten when that hard. I'm not sure what they told you about him, but it must be the wrong. Well, if I understanding, he's he doesn't color as well as the arrested kids. He's all he's out of lines when he color. He doesn't know his numbers completely. And that's kind of what we need when you first come into into the first grade. When I can show you on this paper he did satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about to me off, and I'm already sick calling me with some about my son blank kindergarden. He that kind of he does not color well, man, color ain't gonna do with the dad guard kindergarden. He is going to the first grade and I'll be down there on August four. No, I will not be able to allow you to get in the school August. I'm sorry. Uh, And let me get let's tell you what. Let me go and get my pens and pen because I don't live that far from this school. And if y'all an't read it down. They're causing some comfort. I need to get up and go down there, because I'm not telling my baby when he come home the day that he ain't going to the day come first. Man. I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse education from him on. You know what, I just went back and put him in public school. I know there was a stake in the first place. Food which you're talking about some coloring. Give me your name again, sir Stapleton. Man, And what's that number down there? The number here is actually area code. Waitmen, I got the number numb mind. I pulled up this report card. I got the number in your name on the back of this paper. I'll tell you what. I was tournting fourth whell be coming in there, going to school, and I might make a trip around that this evening when I come from the doctor. I'm not want to hear that Colin ain't got nothing to do with nothing else. It's not only color. Here's a rhythmet tickets back. Are you working with him at home? Are you're doing anything at home? What you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent. I'm just asking as a parent, are you working with your child? Working with my child every day he can read better than you. Probably, no, he can't read. Can't read better than you, because obviously you read that role on that paper that he's supposed to be going back to kindergarten when I know the paper saying from it going to the first grade. And I'm not listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now, if you got a problem with your paper work, maybe you need to go talk to your secretary of somebody in there that wrote my baby name down, your son's name Thomas, ma'am, No, it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're not gonna sit up and tell me my son is fucking kindergarden. He is not going back to that kindergarden. Don't bring your son down here, do you hear I call you once? Be ready to me and my husband, But we will be down the back shoes uniform everything you hear me, I will not be able to allow him and education right now. I would come down there right now and make that correction on that paper for your baby is not going back to no kindergarten for no coloring. Can you bring him down here and let him color from me. I can you tell my color in the rim and taking all themselves? No, uh no, I'm sorry. Uh we will be down there obvious. Four. I would have this poor card in my head that says you have been promoted to the first brother, that he's gonna have a mile on his face, and so are you. I got one more thing to tell you. Are you listening to me? I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say something that sounds like the first glade because I'm not playing. I would go down to this dad on the administrative office, and I had because my son would be in that first glade. Are you raising your voice? Who are you raising your voice? You talking crazy to me? I'm craising that is what I'm a ground woman. I don't need to be as friend to you. Why I'm trying to Did you graduate? Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a great job. My husband and I do well for ourselves and for our children. And that's why we're not You're not even if you're not even at work right now. Man, I'm shack fool. I told you that when you call here right on the doctor to call me now, partner missing my phone call? Can you color because your son can't color? Question that? Ask me? Can I color you white and black? Y? Ask me less me on my color? No, I ask you? Can you color like some racist lines? And that can you color? No? M my coloring in me bed car? That I ain't got nothing to do with none of this. It's just a race thing. He's trying to make sure you send him back. No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want to send him back to color to get his coloring together. What that ain't got nothing to do with nothing. And if you're the head person down there now, you aren't competent and you aren't in a literate call me and tell me that my son has to go back to the first grad. I got one more thing you don't want. I'll tell you what I'm through with this guy. Comes through with this guy. I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be out here. Are you listening. That's his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. F licihaw. I'm olia I am going to beat huh. You're about to get the plank. I mean, I'm rite now and everything thing, and I'm gonna tell everything. I'm gonna beat huh, because you know I don't play when it comes to back. That's all right, all right, But one more question. Now, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve Harvey. This. Your baby don't understand it, don't you every not? I you know the baby. If your baby can't nothing you do that, I don't understand. He didn't need it happens, Jay, it happens. That explained to me. Damn, your baby can't color inside the line, and your baby don't need to move. They deserved to go back in line. Got me going to the first. You got to stay in the left. You can't color. You can't stay in it. Come on, now, you know color. You can't mix with others, Steve, that is That's just the way it should be. I mean, what what colors did you have? You have the one that head eight, any twin or that big one. They had them levels and well not at lout. When I got older, I had the world with the sixty was wrong folk then was real? I had fold we had them big crans. When I was creon, we had you need to stay in the line because it was like hole in a small tree. You had to put him on your shoulder. That's like chalk. The prankster is done all right, Thank you, Neph You up next Today's Strawberry letter subject I'm grown and still having daddy issues. 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Yeah right, those are replaceable, Junior, exactly, but your life is not so um. Please and again, if you want to donate, you can get ten dollars by texting Florence to nine zero donate to the Red Cross. Every bit helps. Okay, all right, all right, right now, Steve, it's time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, let's go to buggle up, hold on tight, We got it for you. Here it is the straw Barry Letter. Subject. I'm grown and still having daddy issues. Dear Shirley and Uncle Steve. I am having a hard time dealing with the situation with my family. I've traveled around the world, got a couple of degrees, moved away from my hometown, and married the love of my life. In the last few years, my dad's health declined and he had to retire. Money got tight, and now he and my mom fight all of the time. I called my parents daily before I go to work, and each day it's a struggle to talk to my dad. He manages to twist every conversation into something negative. He constantly says that I abandoned him and my mom, and he says my mom is a bad wife. And he constantly tells me that he's old and dying. My mom is miserable and is leaning on the fact that they are Christians and she hopes that their faith will see them through this. I have paid for counseling for him, and he stopped going because he thinks his situation is helpless. Is hopeless by the way. His health is stable now and he's off most of his medication. He says, I have changed since I moved away and got married. My dad wasn't always like that. He was an intellectual, hard working family man that was involved in the church. I'm emotionally drained and at this point I'm thinking about moving back home to help out my family. My husband does not want to relocate. This is breaking my heart. What should I do? Well? I think, at the very least, um, you should visit your parents and um, you know, I mean, phone calls are great and everything to keep in touch, but maybe they want to see your face. Sometimes, you know, your parents just want to see your face and that makes them feel better inside. Um, you can go for a visit takes some time off you and your husband or just you by yourself. Go sit with your parents, talk to your parents, wait on your parents, help them if they need some help. Sometimes they just may want to see your face. Um. You know, don't feel guilty though, because all you have been doing is living your life. Like you said, you traveled around the world. You know, you you're educated, you got your education, you moved, you married the love of your life, so you're enjoying life. Um, and that's okay, it's nothing wrong with that. But I think it sounds like you know your your parents are struggling right now. You you you financially able to get them counseling and everything, but sometimes it's just not enough. Your parents maybe, you know, like you say, they're getting up in age and they want to see you. I think that you should definitely take some time out and and spend some quality time with your parents. I don't see that. I don't see that in this letter. I see a situation that can be avoided. I see an old man that's manipulative. Now here's what I see. I'm having a hard time dealing with a situation with my family. I've traveled around the world, got a couple of degrees, moved away from my hometown, and married the love of my life. Right there. Should have kept going? Should have kept going. You've been all around the world, got selting degrees and married the man of your dreams. You should have kept going. Going back home ain't always a good idea, y'all. You leave for a reason, No, surely no. This is her mom and daddy. But I want you to listen to the letter. Now. My dad's health decline and he had to retire. Money got tightened out here and my mom fight all the time. I can't call my parents daily before I go to work, and each day it's a struggle to talk to my dad. He manages to twist every conversation into something negative. Quick calling every day, call him twice a week. You quit walking into stress. You're calling him every day to find out what you love him. You don't have to prove that. But he gonna make you though, because he real manipulative. So watch this hill. He twists every conversation into something. He constantly says that I bandoned him and my mom. What you're supposed to do? What? What? What? What were you supposed to do? Wasn't it his job is your father to raise You have to be an independent young woman, and that's what you are now. You You didn't have bandon us. You ain't left him. He says, my mom is a bad wife. And he constantly tells me that he's old and dying. We all dine, everybody in here dying. As soon as you're born, you get to dine. That ain't nothing new. I'll tell you the rest when we come back, meaning on the fact that they're Christians. Okay, all right. Two of Steve's response when we come back after the hour, and neither do you. She needs to visit her folks. You're listening show, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap this letter subject I'm growing and won't the girl to go buy and visit, move back and spend all her money helping his old ass. That ain't what we're doing. They want to see her face. No, Shenley, this is something difficult. You call every morning, go to work. He twisted everything up. Eve. We're talking about your mama. Let me, is the man tell about your mom? She a bad wife. You're the one sick. Are well, that's what I want to get to now, said your wife. Your wife is a bad mother. Mother is a bad wife. Constantly tells me he old and died. My mom is miserable and is leaning on the fact that they're Christians and she hoped that they faith will see him through there. All right, Bob said, faith without works is dead, and right now he ain't working. Faith without works, it's dead. He ain't working, and he ain's saying nothing positive. That sounds like a good Christian. I have paid for counseling for him, and he stopped going because he thinks his situation is hopeless. Oh man, Okay. By the way, his health is stable now and he's off most of his medication. He says, I've changed since I moved away and got married. You did change when you got married. You were supposed to see. Now they're using uh, an emotion against you. That's the most useless emotion in the world. They've applied guilt to you, and guilt serves no person except the person wanting something from you. That's why they could throw the guilt on you. My dad hasn't always been like that. He was in the intellectual, hard working family man that was involved in the church. I'm emotionally drained and at this point, I'm thinking about moving back home to help out my family. Excuse me? Are you crazy? I am emotionally drained, So I'm thinking about moving back home help out my family. Are you kidding me? My husband does not want to relocate. This is breaking my heart. What should I do? It's breaking your heart? But if you make your man move back, you might be breaking something else. Your mother and father are going to be fine. He's an old guy and because he doesn't have the value that he used to have, because he had to retire, it did something to him. He gotta move past that. You didn't pay for counseling. He quit going because he thinks his situation is hopeless. What what? What? So you're gonna move back to town and do what? I gonna do? That to yourself? You've fin to burn a lot of years of your life up that you don't have to They Christians. Let him keep praying. She needs to go visit her parents. She doesn't have to move there. Steve just visit them, she said, moved back. Just let it ain't about visitation. Hey, and he talked to every day. She talks to him every day. And what he tells something negative. You didn't got married, you didn't change. Now you supposed to. Man. Stop letting obvious things in your life be a problem for you when somebody else look at it. Are you the mood out the neighborhood? You thank you something? Not yes anybody? Yes, I'm something I got out now. I don't think i'm something. I'm something. I am somebody. You ain't got to prove of it. And Shirley, I really tell you, that's how I feel about this letter. Well, and I feel like this guy that's dumping this on his daughter and making him and the mother her responsibility. They're not invalids, right, they don't need to character. I agree with you on that. They're not getting put in a home and nothing they in the house. It's not even about that. I just think sometimes, well, I know in my family anyway, sometimes you know, I remember when my grandmother we used to go visit her. It would just make her whole face light up to see us. She didn't see us that often, but when she did, it would just make her whole face light up. And sometimes that's what it is. She would never say come and see me or anything like that. She would never say that ask us to come, but she always wanted us to, and when we did, it made all the difference. We didn't move in with her, We just went to visit. So you're gonna ignore the letter. I'm not ignoring the letter. I'm she said, I'm emostly draining at this point. I'm thinking about moving back home to help up. I don't think she should move back. I never said that. I think she should go for a visit to check it, check on your shout, visit one night. Yes, sometimes phone calls don't do it. You know. Oh you think the phone call ain't gonna do it? You get it. You get in somebody's face that's manipulating you and using guilt as a problem. You do that, I'm telling you, it's gonna be nasty. She should go see her parents. I agree, cool, But when you get there, you ain't gonna like it. You're gonna want to be on that plane so bad. I want to be back on their phone. And that's okay, But at least you'll know for herself. Haven't you heard that expression? I just want to put my eyes on you. Oh yeah, Oh, I thought you was saying it's her Damn daddy. Have I heard that say? I just see it, I just see it. Yeah, I heard it out of my own mouth. You said it's profound. Yeah. I don't think she should move back, and and you know she's gonna have problems in her marriage if she moves back, because her husband doesn't want to relocate and all of that. But just I just think she should go visit her parents and see for herself what's going on. It's okay, we can agree to disagree. It's all right. We don't stay long. Twenty four hour. No, that's too long. That's too long. I'm done for me. I wish I wish Jay could have been the daughter and you could have been that cantankerous dad Steve in this letter, you do that, I mean, yeah, alright, guys, we do have to go. I think we'll have a re enactment when we come back. I wonder who I'm on. In the meantime, you can email us her Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey f M coming up in about ten minutes. What do you know? A re enactment the letter today, the subject I'm grown and still having daddy issues. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve alright, guys, the Strawberry Letter today. The subject was I'm grown and still having Daddy issues Steve, and it was about a young lady who wrote in who's having a hard time dealing with her family, her mom and dad. To be exact, She's left home a long time ago, travel the world, got her education, her degrees and everything. She moved from her hometown and married the love of her life and she's living her best life. But her parents um were sick. Her dad's health declined and he had to retire. Some money got tight, and she said, uh, her dad and mom had to fight all the time, and her dad's really negative and he's saying that, you know, the daughter's changed and all of that, and she doesn't know what to do. They're Christians, and she doesn't want to move back. She calls them every night, and her husband doesn't want her to move back as well. So there there's pretty much the recap. Who who I'm gonna be? Well, yeah, the daughter you're the daughter. Of course you know I'm not daddy. Just turned twist everything. I'm the daughter calling all right, ring ring ring ring, Yo, Hey hey, daddy, what's going on? How are you doing well? Here yourself? How are you doing today? Well? How was I doing yesterday? He was? He was doing good? Am I ever doing? Dude? What do you mean by you're not never doing? Ain't doing good? I'm hurt all the time, I got sick out, had lot my job. Ain't nothing going right. I ain't like to count you retired. No, you're doing right. I'm tied. No, I didn't say you was tired. I said you're retired. I said I'm tired. But what's your time? You got money? I'll send you money. I call you every day anything. Oh you call that money? Huh? How much you need that? Whatever you want to get it for you? Obviously? What what I need? You ain't sent you how much you need? Just tell me, I right to check that what you need? Just tell me me and your mom need leash tin thousand the month? What? What? What hold on that? The connection here is really bad. It sounded like you said ten thousand. No, you didn't say that. And why can't I say that? Well, you could say it now, Well that what I said, But obviously you got a problem with that. I had no problem with what you need ten thousand dollars, But what's that for? What's gonna buy with it? I got this how known over here? We got to go down to the convocation wants to you. We ain't got money for that. We never been on vacation nowhere. Your mama won't go on the crude turned down the mother where we see. You don't want to help us though, then don't help us. I'm helping you. But I've respected you all my life. That it, but you ain't. I've never cussed you, but you're pushing it. Not that now you're talking about cussing your fall. I would never cut you. I just said you was pushing it towards cuss in. I didn't say I would cus you. Girl. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about your fall. I've only cussed you out about fifteen times. That's all more than that. What we are about times? About about fifty times you cuss me out? And how did you know I'm forty three, daddy, forty three? That's just one cuss in the year and and sometime twice. What it all the doom and gloom come from. I don't know what doom and gloom come from and just came in here. I can't make it rain. Why why you so mean to me? I'm helping you. Ask me where some damn doom and gloom for you? Donna brave me for that, folk too, You're gonna blame me for that too. I don't know where doom and gloom come from. Look at the bright side, daddy. Ain't no damn bright side bright side. You just said it was doom and gloom in here. Where you see bright in that? But you don't. You don't have to see it. Looks like the bad part of everything that you're so damn stupid good. He can't be. It can't be day and night at the same time, bad side of everything. Damn daddy or your custom. No, no, I wasn't a cussom no no, no, no, no no no. Now, you didn't custom your father and we christ did. No, Daddy, I did not cuss you. I said damn daddy. I didn't say damn you, daddy. That's cussing. I just said damn. Well, listening to this right here said we're hurting each other. Uh, I hope you have a stroke for what I do. What I mean, don't move back, girl. I don't know where you get them Trump tendencies from, because you didn't have when I was living at that what you called me Trump tendencies. I didn't vote for no damn Trump acting like it. If I was acting like I'll be rich, I wouldn't need no damn help. You're ungrateful. Yeah, that's see that we're wrong. I should have I should have put you in foster kill. That's what I wanted to do. Mama made you keep us and then your mama we don't talk to me, and letting you come out here now here you look at you. We want your mama wanted to put you in foster care. Well, I know some of the fosters that lived under street, the beautiful people, daddy, what I wanted to do? You know, But you were going to foster care. You thought they called their lad name was Froster. Well the problem is this. You want me to come home, and I can't come home. I can send money and I can call and check on you. Right now I'm living. You can't come see about your mom and your daddy. Not right now, Daddy, I got a husband, see right there, see you right there? When you got in trouble, who come up to the school? You did? Didn't not go on there? Now I'm in trouble. You can't come to the house. What the hell going on? I said I wouldn't come. I just said I didn't come right now. You ain't dying and the daddy I was almost dead to mother girl, you saw that medals in our head. You wouldn't know almost dad, that dead ideas? You think, Well, I guess going and let the Lord take me on home. Oh sorry, I wake up. Tell you what daddy called me when the party they had to go, daddymn out of it, coming up at the top of the trying to save money with no narrow casket. The guys are gonna talk football right old. Shoot our hand on with the shoulder pants in it. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Even the NFL is affected by Hurricane Florence. Guys head coach Ron Rivera of the Carolina Panthers said that the team is praying for everyone in the path of Hurricane Florence. Also, the team's owner and management are working together to assure that the family members of the team are safe and have something in place for them. That is good news right there, that they're helping each other. That's what it's all about, helping each other get through this out too, man, because you can't because the players be uneasy. Man, when they family on the coast and everything, you gotta come together. Everybody already, Tommy, you're ready with this week's game, Week two of the NFL. Let's go. All I need is pimping and we can rock and roll. Hold up, let me go get it. He's right there. Let him do method. Girl, you hear that pimp music. Let's rock this thing, man, h cut the song out. Let me hear. How damn do you feel good you feel when you hear that? Because I know? Ask me, I'm here, what's up? What's up? What wasn't? What's that wasn't? I'm good man, man, floating baby, floating, floating up? And he's up? Junior was heading your boss? You ain't got to work on you down at what's up? Jay? But Pippot, what's doing on? Hey? Man, I'm gonna stop through your your spot Tuesday night. You come through. Yeah I heard about them. I don't heard about them, taco, but I had the good when they get there. But it's a minute. It's talking. You don't get him the Wednesday. But I I'm gonna come down there. Who perform this week? I'll be there doing the whole show. I don't come down there, man, some ship, Hey timp, how you doing? How you doing? I don't like well, thank you very much. And I like your your maxicoade. It's nice. I like that. Describe that. That's nice. Well, you know it's cheetah print. Uh. The whole thing is cheetah print with kylote cuffs, raccoon collar and fox trim on the You know what, I really like him and I've never seen it. You got on them glass boots, see through glass boots. Then let me play something to you now. I bought these boots from Boosted Collar. Yeah. I bought this one night. He had got through doing uh his nation to h and uh, I said, boy, we send him. You know, he was talking and everything. I bought some girls about it. So I said, how about them boot? You know what I'm saying, I don't kill mine, man, go ahead. I was just gonna say, don't forget to speak to your other girl now on what's up? What's up? Tring? Huh, what's happening? And how you doing? Yeah, it's gonna be tough this week right here, Steve's team is playing your husband's team, and it's tough for who Steve see. I think their friendship gonna come to the end and listen weekend, you know, win, But let's go tell me what you got, all right, let's jump it off. Peppers all right. Carolina Panthers versus Atlanta Falcons. Oh man, that's gonna be a game because I see Ice. He was upset because if Falcons lost last week. Yeah, but you know, and boy Julio tried to save him but he couldn't. You know. The running back got hurt too for the Falcon So oh yeah, well I got news for you, man, Cam. Don't look like they're playing the I'm going with the Panthers, alright. Panthers city is baby, Let's keep it moving. Los Angeles Chargers versus the Buffalo Bills. And the Bills ain't gotten on team this year. They've been going the entangle Josh Allen so much he's gonna try to ride a pony back to Wyoming. Yeah, that ain't gonna buff Buffalo Buffalo to be the Browns. They might not win it alright. Minnesota, Minnesota Bikings versus Green Bay in Green Bay, Man, don't you know that's gonna be tough? Man? And Rogers heard his knee last week and he looked like he's gonna be in a little trouble. But they made a comeback. But it wasn't that good man. I ain't really convinced that they there yet. I'm gonna go to w though they did get to day. I'm gonna go in Minnesota though, okay, Okay, in Lambo, well, let's go on, get to a pepper. The ain't no sense in me holding it back. Versus New Orleans. I can't help it play. I can't help who that nation. I don't care nothebody who that nation. This week down Brown and we're coming fresh off a tie. Cleveland Brown over the New all the Saints. They're gonna shock him with full turnovers. The Brown defense is real. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna hold you to that. Here we go Miami versus the New York Jets in New Jersey. Now the Jets, Baby I'm pulling for the Jets. They got a nasty defense. I don't care about that quota, they ain't done that. I care about the coach though, that's what you mean, Boo the coach the brother man. I don't don't worry about the time you Jet, cause you black. Hen they're run in black. I gotta pull everybody, now, somebody gotta lose. Here we go Kansas City versus Pittsburgh, and they are playing in Pittsburgh. Kansas City. Um, they're gonna be mad because they tired. But I just don't think of Rosston Davies what he was. So I'm just gonna go with Kansas. N pimp Kansas said it, Bobby Q Nation. Alright. Here we go Philly versus Tampa Bay. They're playing in Tampa Tampa. That boy Fitch jail they got. He played good, and I'm gonna gonna pick the pimps up in Philly. Man, I can't go against Philly. Okay, okay, alright, houston Ville, but DeShane Wasson gonna have a good game, thank you, sir, you, And I'm gonna have to go with them Texans on this one. All right. We finished the rest when we come back Pepper right after this. You're listening to Steve Harpy Morning Show. All right, let's pick it up, guys, NFL the game, go ahead, what you got Tommy? Alright, here we go, Indianapolis versus Washington in Landover. That's d C. Baby, that's gonna be hard. I'm going with d C all the way. Washington red Skins baby, Right, alright, alright, alright, Arrows On versus them in Los Angeles. Rams, they're playing in l A. Now, they ain't gonna baby beat Rams at the house man not the l A. Rams ain't girly too good. Girl ain't got nothing to stop him. He got braids in it, and she'll be glad when he cut him. Yeah, he clowned last week. He cut the braids off. And get yourself a perm wanted to to cutting the braids off and you got a perm. Right, Yeah, I had persons, got your parent fifteen my sister, now, my sister been doing my hands and fifteen. Does she ever burn your pemper here? Yeah? One time. I han't tell you all, listen, she burned my head one time. I ain't have a one side because you know what it happened was she was. She left it in that too long and it dripped down my face and I didn't know it and it burned off one of my side. But yeah, het don't even wrote that. No, so you just kept the other one. Yeah, you know, one chop one point shop better than none. Back to it. Detroit, Man, Detroit versus San Francisco. They playing in San fred Detroit ain't looking good right now. Man. I just couldn't understand what they was doing. So I'm gonna go with San Francisco. Garoppolo, gonna have to play a little bit better. And I think it will hate to say that. Detroit. I love y'all so much. All right, let's go and be smold. Now, be smold. Oakland Baby versus Denver. And they're playing in Denver and ain't gonna work for Oakland up And I'm sorry, how trying? Nice trying, man. You see, they couldn't pull it together. And they was in Oakland and they had and they just fell upon they there with von milling that New morn and they ain't drowns. They don't think you got on edible pennies a pepper. Let's go New England. They headed down to floor to Jacksonville. I can't stay in New England. Come on, Jacksonville, let's go. Baby in the building. Who if they drowned one time? Come on, Jalen Ramsey, quick talking and just check somebody. All right, Pepper, here's a big game, New York Giants versus the Dallas Cowboys. They play. Come on the Cowboys in trouble way. They're playing and they playing in Dallas. It ain't looking good. Okay, okay, they ain't got nobody stopped that boy beca alright, Monday Night football, Pepper, Seattle versus Chicago Bass. They're playing in Chicago. Man, let me tell you something. I'm dam bad man. They got that boy Mattskey trying to act like he come on with it. I gotta go with him, Damn bown. I can't believe openly let him go. That doesn't make no sense. I don't nice talking to you. I'm out, man. Pimps up and everybody else up too, because it's room at a time, not like it. We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right up to this. Yes you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hurricane Florence is bringing in heavy rain bands and damaging winds uh causing storm surges, river flooding, and tornadoes. Hurricane Florence will continue to bring in the rain over the entire weekend. High winds and flooding could not power out for several days. Right now, they are over forty thousand additional utility workers from all over the country mobilized to help restore power to people, and FEMA says they are ready, they are ready. Please be safe, Please respect mother nature. This is no joke. This is not a game. This is not a game. Yeah and yeah, and please if you can listen to your local authorities. Coming up at the top of the hour, Miss and will be here. She'll have the latest on Hurricane Florence. Is a Friday tracking that'll be at the top of the hour. And uh wow, just you know, we gotta keep praying for him. South Kroliny tell you to leave, leave evacuate. Yeah, it's really it's not a request, you all know, you know, it's mandatory. Yeah yeah, yeah. Well this storm is moving so slow. Yeah, I mean, it's just sitting there. But that happened in Harvey, wasn't it. It came in he sat on the coast of texts you did that and that and that just you know, didn't just flooded here? Yeah it was you. Hurricane had hated that name. Yes, well, alright, guys, right now it's time to have a little fun. They go down in the alphabetical order. They go down the line, and they used to give hurricane's only women's names, and they changed. Once a hurricane does a bunch of damage, they retired that name. Oh, once it does real bad, they don't use that name anymore. You've never had changed, Timmy, don't have you never ricane? I don't think so. I'm not sure they don't. They're not gonna do that because they don't want They don't want to anger the hurricane. Oh I'm stupid. Huh No, I can't be in the hurricane. Man. They don't what anger than her. All right, guys, let's switch gears. Time to have a little fun. Jay is here with a segment called people who Scare Me? Ja what that list? Steve Tommy Junior, y'all can comment on this list as the list I put together. People who just frighten me When you see them, they haven't done anything you, but you see him, they're scared. People who wear gloves for no reason. Card the other day just drive and you was for no reason? I mean, why do you have? I mean like inside the building and it's a hundred degrees outside. A lot of jack. Another one that's give me men who have turned backpacks? What's in Matt? Where you going? Dog? I got one for you. People that talk to theirself while they pumping gay, you make it nervo just talking that you got the wrong one. Now you haven't seen it one. It looks like they're talking to two people at one time back and for Yeah, are you sure they're not on their phone? Nah? They don't have no hint advice on him at all. All right, coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want to miss it. At forty nine after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, the nation is watching, of course, the East Coast, the Carolinas and Virginia and everywhere because of Hurricane Florence. And I know you have some parting words from for us. Well, you know, um, a closing remarks is about so many things, but just about us as a human race as a whole, you know, we're we're in a climate now that's so divisive. We're seeing things happen that we've never seen before, from global warming all the way to what's happening in the White House. We are seeing things that we've never seen before. Also, we have catastrophes that's hitting at a rate right now, earthquakes and sosunamis and these hurricanes. Man Puerto Rico was hit last year, Texas was hit with Harvey last year, and now the Carolina and Georgia coast is being hit as we speak. We've got to remember who we are. We are people. We are all tied together some shape form of fashion. You may not want to admit that. You might want to think that your party is different from our party, But them two parties ain't got nothing in them but people. And once you're dealing with people, you are dealing with the connectivity that can't be denied. And so for those of us that honored that and and and understand who we are as people, we just got to be a little bit more carry, a little bit more understanding, a little bit more giving, a little bit more shary. We just got to man, there are some great people in this world. Irregardless as to what's happening with this White House, with all of these lies and all of this this that's coming out of that that you've never seen before, the discord, I've never seen it like this before. I haven't been through a few presidents. I'm sixty one. I've seen some presidents, but this I've never seen before. But irregardless as to what's happening there, we can't let that dictate who we have to be, because that's what they up there making. The norm. The norm is that I am my brothers, keep them. The norm is that God blesses you to become a blessing. The norm is that you should do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The norm is that all these things that you have done to the least of these, so have you done unto me. That's a requirement of God that we help the less fortunate. That we're not walk over everybody we see on the street. Everybody on the street ain't doping. Some people out there because they made some bad mistakes, man, and they just happened upon a set of circumstances that they didn't have real answers for. We've got to be better as a people. We are better than the White House. I know, I am. I know you are because you know how I know because you a Paul. You're absolutely appalled by what's happening in the in the people that's supposed to be in a governing position today, but they are not us. This one is set up to control the people. This is set up for a certain group of people to remain in power. I've never seen them not care so much about people. Really. We don't separate children from their mothers for weeks at a time and don't tell them where they are. We really don't do that. You know why, because we really wouldn't want it done to us. We really do care about the working class people because we have been working class. I've come from the working class. I may have made something more out of myself now, but I still go to work. I work really hard, but I'm from the working class. Probably in the White House right now is we don't have anybody up there from the working class. We have a person that's in control, that's always had control, always had money, never seen a difficult day in his life in terms of how to figure out how to make ends meet. He's been jumping through loopholes his entire life. If he needed to find a way to make ends meet, he filed bankruptcy. Start over again? How many times? So for him, you're filing bankruptcy. What's wrong with that? See, what he don't understand is when we file bankruptcy, thought, we don't have another million, we can go get him put it back together. We were we were in a world of trouble. We are better than our White House and in these difficult times that's going on in the Caroline as a Georgian up the coast. If you know, somebody help him, If you can send ten dollars to the Red Cross, send it. You ain't gotta go down there and save everybody and put your life at risk. They got first responders that know how to do this. Tell people who are trained to handle these types of crises and situations, just help your own way, because we're better than this. We are just better than this. I'm sorry, man, it's like crazy when I sit up there and egoes. Puerto Rico was one of the unsung success stories. Three thousand people died in Puerto Rico. That's not a success story. That's a human tragedy. That's said. You can't spend that and lie your way out of that. We're better than that, man, I'm sorry, we are. I just wanted to say that. I don't really know what y'all gonna do with that closing remarks, but I just felt like getting it off my chest. I just think we better than that. It's timely, Steve. Yeah, we shouldn't care more about each other. Yeah, j I love you whatever that's not sinces comes from being on watch. I love you, Tommy Man, Steve, I love you, man, I really love you. 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