Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bay at all suit long looking back to back down, giving them mong just like theming buck bus things. And it's touble y'all to be true. Good to the hardy listening to me together for stub hand clean hobby. I don't join yeah, hobby, join me in beerooing me honey said you got to turn, Yeah, you gotta turn't the turn the turn? Do you love me? Got to turn out to turn the water the water? Come? Come on your back at uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey Man oh Man got a radio show, got going for you today. I got going for you today. O kid you not, because this is coming purely from self experience, purely, and it just happened to me. It just happened to me just yesterday. I lived this on yesterday. You know, I was going through something that I've been going through for a long long time and just weary of it all. And I was I've been talking to God about it, and I mean for for years though, for years, and I've been saying Okay, enough is enough? You know, God, I'm really I'm really tired. And so what happened was I had had to go through some more of it yesterday again in a situation. But you but you know what, um after it was over, you know, I kind of laid in it for a little while. You know how you've been going through something for so long and then even if it's over appears to be over you you still kind of lay in it a little bit, and you know you have a while. Man, I can't believe I've been dealing with this this long, even though even though it's over, this is really good for me. I don't know how you do it, but this was so good for you for me. Have you ever counted, Steve Harvey, how many times you made it? And so that's what I started doing yesterday and that's what I did this morning when I woke up, was getting ready, I was actually taking an inventory account of how many times I made it. How many times man, I didn't have the rent and somehow I came up with it. How many times I didn't have my house payment and somehow I came up with it. How many times I was out of money, did not have enough, didn't didn't see no way, but somehow I came up with it. How many times I got sick? I thought, well, man, this one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do, but somehow I got my health back. How many situations I have found myself in? That was I thought at the time. Detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times. Somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents I've been in, but he kept me. I made it. I think about even the simplest times of like stepping off a curve and almost got hit, but I made it. I was just tripping the other day. I was. I was thinking about the times that I've been hit by a car and it could have been worse, but it wasn't. And I made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man, when they count you out, do you know how many times I've been counted out? He's done. He ain't gonna be nothing, He ain't nobody. See who I told y'all look at over that they counsel this. He offered that he out of here. He ain't gonna make it. He didn't got fired. Man, you know how many times I've been counted out. You know how many times they didn't wrote me off? How many times have you been written off? Man? But here you still stand? You know you have a tripped on it. Take an inventory, y'all of how many times? Count the times you've made it? What about the times man, when nobody was there to encourage you? But you still here though you have tripped on that? Ain't nobody called you and told you good day. No nobody called you and told you recently thank you. No one's called you and told you how much you meant to them, how much you've done for them? A man, that you can make it? Never give up, Keep your head up, man, keep grinding. But you still here, even when nobody have you counted the times man, that you made it? Anyway you count at the times that you felt like quitting. How about that one you felt like giving up? You kept going? How about the time this is a good one right here? How about the times? Man? When when when when everybody is standing around saying, ain't no way, ain't no way, Steve Man, I can't tell you any times I've heard this ain't no way. And then somehow there is a way. You know why, because he makes a way you understand? You know? How mean? You know? How many times I've heard this one? Right here? Steve, listen to me, Man, nobody ever before hasn't done that. You can't do that. How many times you've heard? No? You wan? When you know anybody didn't done that? You can't do that. No one has ever done that. I made it anyway. You know they don't normally or we don't normally allow this, but in this case for you, we're gonna make an exception. How many times have you heard that, Oh, I think I'm onto something? How many times have you heard in your lifetime? We don't normally or they don't normally allow this, but we're gonna make this exception in your case. How many times you've ben't heard that? Have you ever counted the times that you made it? You know everybody out accept me? How how can that be? You know you're the only one that got through this? Congratulations? Wow, Man, I don't I don't hardly see this too many times. But do you realize that normally this is what happened to people? But man, y'all don't know how your name came up, but here you are. Wow, it never happens like that you have accounted those times. I was doing it yesterday, I was doing it this morning. I was just taking an inventory of everybody of how many times I've made it. So what I learned yesterday was when God gets you through something, when he pulled you out on the other side, no matter how difficult or how long it took. When He gets you out on the other side, why don't you get up, dust yourself off, and start trotting what you laying there for man, wallowing in it, going over it, recycling it in your mind. So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling stuff in our minds when clearly it's time to move on. It's time to let go. It's time to go and see what God has for you. Stop looking at what you lost. What you lost was probably not yours to have in the first in the first place. Do you know the things I've lost? I'm not talking about losing the love of one or mother or father, nothing like that. I'm talking about innate objects or situation. Do you know the things I've lost? Man, I look back on it. I wasn't supposed to have him in the first place, or they was doing me no good. I wasn't even what wouldn't mine to to lose, but I claimed I lost it. Come on, man, taking inventory, everybody. Start looking at the things man, that God has brought you through. Start looking at how many times He allowed you to make it, And get glad about waking up in the morning. Man, Get glad about your life. Start feeling something positive about your situation. You cannot expect God to continue to bless you if you're not grateful for the things that you have. Why would God sitting down here looking at you upset, angry, laid in in the waller of what you are not grateful for? You just can't find the scene to find, no gratitude in your heart about nothing, but you steady asking God for something. So now you think God is crazy. You think He's gonna give you some most stuff to not be grateful for. Are you kidding me? Why would he do that? He's too full of too much mercy to send you through that. Over and over and over, the more I give my child, the more ungrateful they are, the less gratitude they show. But I'm gonna keep dumping it on them so they can keep feeling ungrateful and show like a gratitude. Guy's not gonna do that to you. Come on, man, have you ever counted how many times you made it? I can't count how many times God didn't got me through something. But when He gets you through it, you ain't get up and get on about your business. Don't lay that in it. It's over, it's done, you made it, you survived it. Let's go. Let's go to ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people from all over this world. You are listening to the greatest morning show ever devised in the continent and other three parts of the world. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We all live. Come in this corner, coming in with the greatest voice in all the radio, Shirley Stow. Very hello, Steve, Good morning in this corner. The director, the leader, the architect of what we say and do. From Prairie View. Yeah, para yea running. Everybody, get on your feet, Yes, in this corner from Houston, Texas, gifted young stand up comedians straight out to the hospital. Put your hands and gotta union. Get back on hip, get back on hip. We own you now. From another station, another group, a man who has been drafted and traded more times than Isiah Thomas, a troublemaker. The fact pay getting around in my text out Carolina, thank you very much. Fat Papa never put the t oh there. Oh there's an app. We'll be back with the greatest morning showing the world with thirty something Funny right after Steve Harvey, Sand and Soul dot com everybody. I've released fifty special rooms that are now available. I released fifty special I got the hotel to give me fifty more rooms because it's sold out, and so they opened up fifty more rooms for me as Sand and Soul. So go to Steve Harvey stand and so find out what those rates are for those rooms. It's all inclusive to Sand and Soul. Event will be Labor Day weekend down in Punta Kinda, Dominican Republic. It's already sold out, but we have fifty rooms available. So if you haven't made plans for Labor Day, come and join us down and Saying and Soul. I just opened up fifty rooms at the hard Rock. I got them to do a special deal for me since we had sold out and they were trying to save it for another group, but they gave it to me. So they said, Steve, you people are really excellent. So I got fifty rooms. So if you want to stay at the hard Rock, call go to Steve Harvey saying the soul dot Com. I got fifty rooms opened up at the hard Rock for anybody who wants to attend, and call and check on the special prices. It's all inclusive. You don't have to pay for food or drinks. Room services available twenty four hours. All rooms have jacuzzis and we're gonna go out there and do the dog own thing and we're gonna have a good time. You're listening to h It's time for something funny, guys. I want to ask the crew, how well do you have to know someone before? Yeah? Sex? Okay, all right, you want to go there, Let's go there. Steve says what I mean, Look, if you're trying to have a relationship, you ain't got nobody, no time to have sex. If you're just trying to you know, you're just trying to do something that evening, That that that evening you can do something I've never I've never cared for that. I don't know. I ain't like, I ain't had one nice thing, but it never never was never ever. Yeah, you always like to have a little more meaning behind your action, Steve. Look, look, let's lie to each other. I miss you, I love you, I love you. I was thinking about you. You know it's turned. I like that part of it. Get some fun at this, but you know, I'd rather ford to have some relativity to it. I don't want just this hill because I hadn't had that that. You know. You know I've been young like everybody else, I've had one night stand. It ain't ever ever reward ain't your night stand? And when they ain't ever been good rewarded. What do you say, say, are some of the greatest moments of all time? Your relationship in trouble? Well, no, my relationship is fine. But when I had one night stand, But way back in the day, those were great days, wonderful. I I ain't got the call, hush, she ain't got to call me. It ain'tthing to cost me arm. And then relationships coughs. You know that, love coughs. So you meet someone, meet him dinner. Maybe we can get a quick bike. But now let's get on too. We're not the wise. We are dinner talking. We're not gonna be talking over my wife? How fast is the bike? The fight is really? How much? How long did you get them? Fry in your mouth and McDonald's tom right there and eat this eat eat on the way your house, her house. You ain't come to my house. I don't know you like that, but you know her enough. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna put this whole glad trans back on and we've been to get down with it all right, Look, everybody good? Can we move on? Sex behavior? Yeah? I just think it's for me. It was just it was a waste of time for me. I only had one one woman that after it was over with, I looked for her and she was gone, huh yeah, I want to to marry her. I didn't find because the next warrior out of my mouth was about six at the time. He No, yeah, you want to continue to such a romantic Well I was homeless. Hell yeah, you gotta do what you got to do. She looked good and having a partner you don't understand. Okay, So more questions, more questions, or do you guys want to stick with that? Okay? How well do you have to know someone before you loan them money? M M Steve? You go last on this one. Okay, I'm done with the loaning before before before okay forty years, Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, it's gonna have to be that. Oh my momma could have anything I got. No, that's you now, that's you now, back in the day, back in the day. Oh god, I was I was too given m six months. Okay, then you loan them some money. Okay, junior, I had to know all your grandparents on both side. We we we had we we had to have a friendship at least at the very least. Yeah, we had to be considered friends. Are really close, super cool? You know, maybe not, but we're really cool. Before you asked me for something. Okay, here's a good day. Right now, if you want ball money from me? Uh you uh, you don't really lend money now, No, but I'm loaning money. You'll give you. But I'll give you some money. But no, I don't want to be looking for Okay, how well do you have to know someone before you let them stay at your house? Let them stay with you. That's a good one. Yeah, you can't stay at my house. I don't give a day who my family can't stay We can't stay at my house. You're talking about comes stay with me? Yeah, no, hell no, I don't care who. You know, you can't temporarily until they get on their feet like that. Don't never have they say, don't let me play until you get on your feet. How what were you using when you walk over fet own them, get on them and go somewhere else. Now, I wouldn't let one of my children come live with us, you know, if they're transitioning, because one of them talking about doing that, coming to l A and living, and so we'll let them stay with us until they get their place. Oh cool, my kids, that's what I'm doing. I'm trying to get a place this week. I didn't know I could have came over there. Kids, children, you already know you can't come stay in No, hold on, hold, let's just gonna get this out. You know you can't come stay in my house. I don't give a damn horse roll you got. You gave too many parties when your uncle was out of town. But but I cleaned up, No, no, not cleaned up. No, some good parties. STI now that time you threw the party and used my bed, but then made the bed he used your bed. Yeah, but then made the bed. Well, that's where the cleansing person would do it and make the bed up right. Hey, dog, change the sheets we slept. That's it. You don't change your sheets after you sleep one night. Who did you have in there? Was that slap or? Her name was Kai? We remember that kaw. Now let me tell you some kiwi in Now it looked like a whild animal had been in my bad Coming up next is church complains with Reverend Motoun and Deacon deaf Jams. You're listening Steve Show. It is Monday and it's time for church complaints. Yan me. Oh lord, yeah, Monday moaning to be exact, that's right. What other ways to start your day done? To have people that you ship with? Yeah, give your time and grace dimity, that's right. Strong gevit wrong? Get a hollow paciousness and hollow pecious What is hallo peciousness? Family, look it up? Get yourself a thisauruss he at a. Don't try to spell it. Deacon, I know hall apezias is holopecious. It's when you hope you don't have bad brother and if you do get hall apecious, it might have a little bit to do with your hell. So that's bad, graf and ha, you know you cut him into your complete turn that right now, I would get that. I am not complained, and you you want to complain, so you want to question your leadership. Well, when my leadership makes it, go ahead, old with the complaints, right, Mr Delorous Kavanaugh pastor. As you know, she just had knee surgery. She couldn't afford the part that allows you allows her to bend, so she stands the entire service. He's asking if if we could buy her a stand up bathroom. He's been going out of her window at the house and she lives on the third floor. People below have been really catching it. We're not really understanding what you're saying. That one more time, the lord, it's Calvin. Now, don't be in now what's she doing in the bathroom? What I'm saying, she's asking she stands the entire time. She can't see that, she can't being past. He's asking if we could buy her a stand up bathroom. He's been going out of the window at high apartment. He lives on the third floor, and the people below I catch hit it. Hello, I'm not understandingly. Everybody else is getting it. Out. That's gotta get it. She's I'm your partner in criming this skill. She gotta need to don't be she got him bath. She in the bathtube and she can't sit. I didn't say she was in the bath to the bath. What do you say? I said that she he's asking for us to buy her a bath. I stand up bathroom, that's what I said. Or stand up bad food Tarlett so she can go to the She didn't say that. He didn't want to say that. Was not wanting to say, or stand you want me to be graphic that graphic boy. All right, well a stand up Tarlett bath. And she's been going out the window on the third flo she's been going out the window. You need to using the bathroom, water the room. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't think it like, okay, we we need and you help up, or no, we need videos in order to see exactly what now you want to see how going out the winner for me to believe this the whole thing is even true? Do you need these complaints on Friday so you can all you got? I'm thinking it would have been real simple and just instolen La Trine in the woman. But you obviously ain't. Hadn't daughter that you can't solve nothing. And the trine is for number one? What about number two? It's number two? If you if that's all we're putting in there now you've been number two and out the window. Now you got problem putting in Shirley, Sister, Shirley, get out of the complaints. You're not gonna do with your way out of him now he's right about that test, Sharley, You're gonna have to be crying with the Lord Jesus. We can't even write a joke. It's so sugar hunted iced tea joke. Deal with it. Your nerves are bad. Let's move right along. Passed to the iced tea lemonade competition? Is this Saturday? Uh? There thirty entriests. The problem is we need six hundred pounds of sugar to poll. That's out. Do you give the green light for the church to spend money on this six hundred pounds? And no, we can't do that? Then can coach? Just last week we have a kool aid contestion, right and pretty much all the sugar in the city is gone. It's on the back order. With sugar, the black pool cool, but we have thirty interests past, and in order for thirty entriests to do the iced Tea lemonade competition, we need at least six hundred pounds and shock and just what I said, we done. We're gonna have to postpol the ce t lemonade. Well, I'm sorry, but we is gonna have to move this father after fourth of July, after the fourth of year. Line, ain't he put that in my bucks? After a lot of sugar gonna get sold now making bob que sauce, you know, punch things like that. So we're gonna have to wait till after all. Right, I'm moving along here. Our brother Raymond Perkins, who uh was six hundred and twenty two pounds if you can remember passing, just got the lap uh surrender lap band surgery, and he is now a hundred and seventy pounds. Can you please talk to him and ask him to stop robbing the candle lady after Churchy, he is on his way back up to that. Uh that's six twenty two. He's a hundred and seven in nine past. But you're gonna have to talk to him because he has been robbing the candid lated everything I didn't know who he was. And he had come to service because you know he would bid he was when he was six. They put their head to bring his ass out through the roof. He was on the sick and so I saw the boy Robert, the candid latter. I didn't recognize him because la dame I saw it. Why that I wouldn't have had a prayer to house for And he was six, so I didn't know that was him. He down to one seventy. You say he's down through a hundred and seventy pounds and he he's, yeah, he's skin it. Well we're not. Yeah, he's it's just hanging on him. That's the wound. That's what I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to see it. I thought it was a job and suit on him. I'm so solid he he be all right, we get him something we need to Is there anything that can tighten the skin. Well, if we can use our sister Peril or Bailey's granddaughter, or she does alterations on the quad, we can sew some of that together. I'm sure. Because I don't walk up to the steps. He looked like a damn jello. All right, thanks guys, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Everybody's truly James Browns and Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who is the biggest liar in your family? Who's the biggest liar in your family? My dad? Who's the biggest liar in your family? Who in my family? You know we're a godly family. We gotta have one. We have adulterers, thank you very much. Who's the biggest liar in your family? Man gots to be the pops man. Never come get you when he said you're gonna get you, Never give you the gift he say he's gonna give you. You know that raised it for the list? Still holding onto that pain? Huh man? Who's the biggest liar in your family? Show my mom? Your mom is a big liar. Some of the lies your mom is told? Who my father was? Whoa The question of the day is, who is the biggest liar in your family? My uncle and my mom, brother, my unt my mom's sister, and I got a cousin. Ain't little father lie lie for no reaf? Who is the biggest liar in your family? Who's the biggest liar in your family? What does he lie about? And who's the biggest liar in your family? Husband? Your husband lies a lot. What's the last lie he told? I don't even know where he is right now. Thank y'all so much. Real quick, what's the greatest morning show in the world? Thank you so much? All right? So uh wow, killing the study, settling is the secret to a long and happy relationship. That's right. Realizing that the grass isn't greener somewhere else, and that the person you're with doesn't have to be everything you're looking for but pretty darn close is the secret to a lasting union. The study also reveals the dating apps like Tender give us way too many options, making it hard to believe that that person we are with is the best one for us. So, Steve, what do you think about this answer? That settling is it if you want to be happy? I don't think you if you call it settling. But you're gonna have to look. Ain't nobody gonna be everything perfect. They might appear to be in the beginning, but the flaws is gonna show up. So what you gotta do is you just gotta get with somebody who the good outweigh the bad because the bad is coming. And then you gotta get somebody that's worth struggling with. If they're not worth struggling with, you're not gonna stay in the struggle, all right. You know, I can't give advice on relationship nothing. I'm gonna just be glad. But you say nothing, not a damn word, Captain new co host. You can't see that new man hush over. But the question, Yeah, the point is when you can you tell my mic off you've been your things, You've learned, you learned, you know, so you don't repeat the same as learned it damn he just but Jay, surely you're going to get married before it's all said. It does my Mike completely. What's the longest you've been married? I just wanted all the way off. What's the longest you've been married? Is your segment over all? Right, come on, Steve's here with the news, Miss and true. President Trump says he's about ready to pick a nominee to replace the retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy. Sandra Sulan Coususan Collins says she's not gonna necessarily be a rubber stamp though for Trump's choice, especially if it's for someone who wants to overturn legal abortion rights, and the main Republican tells ABC's This Week that she knows how to make that determination. Nominees position on whether or not they respect President will tell me a lot about whether or not they would overturn road the way. President Trump says he intends to announce his High Court to decision next Monday, July nine. In Portland, Oregon, over the weekend, police said they use flashbags to disperse the riot that resulted from a confrontation that took place between an alt right group that calls herself Patriot Prayer and the group Portland Labor Against Fascists, and there were some arrested rest made by the way. The founder of Patriot Prayer Guy, named Joey Gibson is the reportedly a GOP candidate for the US Senate. Out there, a retaliatory Canadian tariff against a wide range of US products went into effect over the weekend, our neighbor to the north slap levies on American products and response to President Trump's new tariffs on imported steel and aluminum. Officials in Ottawa say the sixteen points six billion dollars in counter terrorists include extra levees on things like bourbon from Kentucky, dairy products from Wisconsin, ketchup, orange juice, steel, aluminum ballpoint pen, some applies his her besides and others. Dozens of other US made goods, even like jam and jellies. Now there's a threat by President Trump of a twenty five cent tariff one Canadian vehicles, and the beat goes on. Reports out of Portland, Oregon say that a forty five year old black man shot dead outside of sports by bar white cops was a legally armed Navy veteran and father of three who was trying to break up a fight. According to Oregon Public Broadcasting, Jason Washington, a postal worker, was licensed to carry a concealed weapon, and witnesses say Washington was trying to break up a fight that started with a racial slur. Several a to sees are investigating where it is the tr administration about to lose another member. According to the Wall Street Journal, white House chief of staff John Kelly ready to leave his post and soon back in April, Kelly denied rooms that he called the president an idiot and made fun of his policy knowledge, and finally toss of the box office this weekend, Jurassic World Fall and Kingdom brought in another sixty million dollars close to a billion dollars in global receipts. By the way, tops on the small screen yesterday had to be power. Everybody I know was watching, including me. They need to bring that brother back and as a twin that Dre murdered and gaslight Drey with him. You know, some like a twin from Cuba or something like that. That would be good back. But more entertainment. Today's trending topics. Twenty mis after the hour the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Carla, you just saw a small lizard or a little geico in your house. Yes, girl, I had a fit. I'm sorry Gecko, I know, man, Yeah, he was crawling in the house by the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on the couch because you don't you don't like snakes or uh so okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you, have you ever seen any kind of lizard or getto or anything crawling and it frightened you in your house or it made you scared? No, I've never had Lizzen what fighter now we've been on vacation and we were in Africa. As a matter of fact, I've taken the family and when I say, Lizzen, now listen to me, we're in Africa, don't worry about get call that little green thing that talk on the commandery. No, that ain't what had got in lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit mored. What what you gonna this was? This was the mama, I'm gonna stomp you and then I'm gonna stomp you. That's what I thought to as it was said. So Lurid was gonna take a shower, she started running the water. I don't know how this big thing got in the shower, but it's probably about almost a foot long. What wasn't real big and heavy, but it's about a foot long with the tail mare. But so she com now we're in Africa. So now I got I ain't just bust in there out with the tie around her in the living room in front of the whole family. So we got to thank before we just running Africa, because this is Africa. This do I need a good? What is? Because I was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So I said, Lord what is it? And she just shaking. Oh my god, I got that. I can't go that believes go get it. Well, I'm not gonna go in there until I get more information that the people at the large day in here. Because we're in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe fifty yards from the main lodge. So, you know, I sor I get her to calm down. She said, I don't know what it is, but it's so big and it's in the shower. I knew the shower was blast. I said, was it on the floor? She said, it was in the middle of the wall. I go in there. I see this big as lizard in the middle of the wall, and I said that scared me too. Doing something, Daddy. Everybody behind me. So now I'm daddy, I gotta do something. So I'm looking so I then I hear, don't kill it, somebody in the don't kill it. All the kid, don't kill it. Daddy, set it free. I hear you think I'm fining open up doors. I'm not opening this damn though. Coming up next in about ten minutes, j Anthony Brown is here to murder and other look at California by Maze. Okay, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, uh, please introduce Jay with this murder the hit for today. Oh Lord, ladies and gentlemen. Regretfully, Jay like that murdered the hits Brown don't like. Don't come on, Steve, he wants a better intro. Steve, this is no, no, no, I'm gonna take that one because if you ask again, it's just gonna be cussing in it. And no, no, no, I won't j Jay asked me. Okay, Steve, and I have a better intro. Sure you can't, Jake. Ladies and gentlemen, the King of pricks, now a few Tommy, Oh that's called. Ain't no better intro? No, I'm team Jay now now that now that's wrong. Ain't help him murder right here? All right, lady gentlemen, here to murder another hit. One of the most talented hit makers in all of the music business slash prank artists via music Jay Brown, all right, this definitely has to do with Lebron coming to l A because I think he's coming, you know why, because I wrote a song about it. It goes and then Brons coming just Californy and then nobody's gonna be mad. I'm trying to onan you. I clean you won't stan this California. I know the legal is gonna show your love then California, California, all California. King James call, you gave a ring to Miammy. You ain't going back if you ain't wait to understand. You know he got your back and Jay r ain't getting a new contract. 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I want to tell you, uh that you did you did a good job. But I got a question for you now. When you was at the house and you was working on the a condition not there in the backyard, did you did you happen to go on the side of my house and pull out and use the bath room right there on the side. Did you go then and you do number one on the side of mind? Well, what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that when you were there that you you went on the side. She was looking out the windows. She said that when you was there that you uh and went and used the bath room on the side hole hole. I did what not to what right? You? You? You? You? And you did number one over on the side of the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look, you got to understand something. Man, all right now, I apologize. I that did happen, But you got to understand something. You know, we're down southe man, and you know we're talking eighty five ninety and nine degree wother man. I got to stay high traded, I got to drink a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the age that I am, I have to drink a lot of fluid and the tender pass through once a once again, I said, I apologize. I understand all that, but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like that when I got a man this got on the side of my house and then man, I'm apologizing on you and you're coming off on me like that. You didn't you on the side of my house in front of my wife. I'm not looking at young man. Now if your wife shown me it was really she needs to see some paper because you're ever really ain't doing something you know that happen? Oh you think you're talking to you? Ain't watching me anyway? Do my work? What is she that hold up that she got to look at the old man? Look? Look, look all I know el is I don't want no man at my house in the huse side of the house, back yard nothing. Look, man, let me tell you something, dog, let me tell you something. I'm the only person at my house. You understand me right out there looking at me. Look your fun I'm a professional, Okay. I do my job and I take my job with pride. Okay, they're not being professional. There's something that I did. That's that water running through me? Right, okay, but you don't. You don't at no other man's house. And you at my house and my wife sitting there looking at you. I have to wonder, now I got a problem with that or what you need to have problem with your wife looking at me? That's what I did. You know what you need to be at home and giving something to look at other than looking at me. You don't tell me what I need to do about my wife. No, you don't go to another man. Man, you know what. I'm about to lose it all right now, you're gonna you're gonna make You're gonna make me lose because let me let me get my death God, let me get my book. That's all yeah, right here, you're damn right. And let you know that's that's the show. You You don't say at another man's house. You don't do that, and people my wife looking out the winder, and I bet you knew that them blinds were open. Young man, nadn't be really fit with these accusations. All right? Now, look, you had you had what it street? Now you are you know where I'm making you. I will show you what I want you to bring your back over here fels know exactly fit you that y'ast on that on that on that going on street. I'm gonna come over and I told that for you. I got something for you. Will you made me just for God with my defensionalism, and I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man, what you don't do is at another man house and that's what you did. And you know it ain't called for now. You better had that hologize man, I had to go. I told you I drink a lot of fluids in this heat, man, So what else do you want me to do? I want you to keep your flui until you get to the service station down the street, but not in my backyard side of the house and my wife looking out the window. Man, if what you're but if I did I apologize, if you can accept it in the head with it, look at you're gonna me off and make me do something up And I'm telling you not, man, I don't tell you. I don't apologize you and I will come on that kicking okay you you dude, what let me tell you something? Kick you? Because early from the edge of your while your wife is young, and I know you don't. You can't deal with no old school I can kill young. You're gonna You're gonna get youall today. You hit me, You're gonna get Let me take you street to come. Let me tell you that I got one more thing to say to you. What you're listening to me? Freak freak damn it. That's his nephew. Tim If this his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just god prank by your boy name. Now you know what I'm gonna get with his He know I got a hard computation. I don't need this like my life, man, he said. Man, my boy be out there fixing a conditions that he doesn't think. He said, Man, let me tell you something. He said, you'd be frustrated to begin with, He said, be again McCall man, because I got nine to got to do the date. Hey, man, you like, yeah, I'm I'm I'm might not nephew, I might not steve from down fools in the morning, honest, y'all care Come on, man, I don't know how I sit back and how y'all get people y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man, I enjoy y'all. Show man, y'all good gone work. I appreciate me. I got one more question to ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Well, you know the show plastic It. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve, you're in this. This is your segment. You have to judge. It's time for right or wrong with the nephew and Junior take it away. Well this week, what's the debate? Well, I mean I've been you know, you know you since Junior over there writing for you. Now, he ain't really got time for me, so I don't know why he texted me back, you know, just he cussing me out. Be a text Okay, this is what I texting on. Can you tell me what you think? Tell this boy, if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you even ain't no bad little coming dog. If you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you're even You're not gonna get this seven night. Nothing's going to happen to get even believe it not stupid falling out. I don't really understand where he's coming from with that. I don't know why he thinks like that. That right, there is some ignorant thinking. What ain't the rack? And then the bad luck it's been in years? Right if you break it with what I'm saying, Yeah, no, no, nobody sees well. The thing about this segment is I agree with the thing he said, thank you, thank you. Here'll go to one. He didn't even respond to. I seen, if you melt dry ice, you can take a bath and not get wet. That's that's the stupidest thing I can have yourself there. Listen, Wait, okay, wait, what if you melt dry ice, you can take the bath and get on where you had to keep explaining to me? Do you guys? Listen with your asked Quinn. All right, coming up at the top of the hour, Today's Strawberry Letter. We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need some help or advice with a situation or an issue that you're dealing with, please send us your Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey f M dot com. Steve and I could read your letter on the air and try to help you out. Nephew, Let's go buckle up, hold on tight here. It is all right, thank you. Subject lots of mess and no sex. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty five year old woman. I married my husband when I was nineteen years old, and I am starting to believe that it was a mistake. We both work. His days off are consistent, but my days fluctuate. When I'm off, I clean and cook, I take care of our two children, and I make sure everyone has what they need. But lately I've been the one who needs to be checked on to make sure I'm good. He waits until I get home and ask me what's for dinner instead of trying to cook something for himself and the kids. I love my husband and we have fun together, but I don't want to keep feeling depressed and stressed out. I just want him to take the darned trash out and pick up after himself. Most of the messes aren't just from the kids. He's messy too, so I have started with holding sex from him. I'm not in the mood to have sex when my house is not clean. Is it wrong for me to keep the cookie from my husband? Is there a better way to get him to help me out around the house? Please help? Well, you guys have been married for six years. Um, you don't say you say you're twenty married when you were nineteen, and you don't give his age. But I have to ask you, have you talked to him about this? Um? Have you let him in on what you're feeling, how unhappy you are and that you need help around the house. Have you asked him to help it? Sounds like these are feelings that you're having that that you just haven't expressed to him a lot of times, depending on how you say things, how you say things, you can get your man to do just about anything, especially I mean and at the very least take out the trash. Um you start withholding sex and not telling him why, there could be a serious problem in uh, in your marriage for sure. I just think you know this is all inside you're feeling, this rage, this passive aggressiveness. Let it out at your house tooth you know you guys are both working. Maybe you can, you know, talk about having someone to come in and clean your house so you won't be so tired, and then you know you'll get the boasts of both worlds. You'll have um a clean house, You'll you'll be rested, not depressed, not stressed out. Perhaps you could do something like that, but first of all, above anything, you have to talk to your husband and let him know how you feel. Steep. Well, you know they're twenty five, she's been married six years. You got married at nineteen. That's she young. M that's very very young. And so when you're young. Look, marriage is worked anyway, but when you're young, you've got a lot of work to put on yourself because you don't even know you yet. And what could have happened here, young lady, is that do you that you have become a twenty five after two children? You cannot be the same person you work with your nineteen That's absolutely impossible. You cannot be the same person. So you've changed into this other person. And what has happened between you and your husband is now now that you've grown up and you've got these two kids and you are twenty five and not nineteen. Well, this person that you've become without proper communication might not be a good match for who he is. And if he hasn't progressed like you for example, he's still very messy. You just wanted to pick up behind the self. You want him to take out the trash your off days fluctuate. You want when you come home from work. He's been sitting there all day and stead of waiting, you could come through the dot, Timbo, what's for dinner? He could be doing something now because he's doing it this way, now, you're holding the cookie from me. Is there a better way to get him to help out around the house? Please help. Cooking withdrawal is very real. Cooking Cooking withdrawal gets everybody's undivided attention. I've been placed under cookie panic before. It's stressful, you don't know when it's going in. It creates a lot of things. But before I get into the cookie pot, let me just tell you this right quick. You're building up a resentment. You're starting to resent him for his lack of understanding of your needs and your wants. And like Shirley said, she said it best right you know. Have you all even talked about it yet? You really need to have a serious conversation. Now, let's get back to this cookie never fired from it, because this is what this letter really you were holden. Cookie you heard the old saying cookie crumbles. That's the way, that's the way the cookie crumble. Well, if that's how the cookie gonna cumbing, and that's how to marriage crumb. But everybody's gonna be crumbling right now. That was deep, Steve was deep right there. Say that again, I don't know what I said. That's how to manage it. It was bearing repeating and it can't do that. And you've got to you've got to understand that. And see, once you start using the cookie as a pond in the chest day, then when do you stop this? See, the best form of the way to handle this is, like Shirley said, communication. So let's say you start with holding the cookie. Here's the danger of withholding the cookie. He gotta get some cookie somewhere, and it's cookies everywhere. They got cookies that route, they got cooking. So they got cookies that whole food route save they got cookie down at the drugs. You can buy cookies at CBS. You get cookies at the hotel. Let's cookies on your job. It's cooking down there at the post off. They got cookies that the Alps, you get cook you cooking down and trying to rind A call. You go down to the restaurant. I'll be damn. They got cookies. Talk about this cooking, cooking right here, and let me tell you something really quick because I got time to come back. When I come back, I tell you what the different flavors of cookies mean and how cooking flavors affects our taste. Yes, you know, I will put ages two of them and everything when we come back. Mind not a cook all right, you heard it. We'll have part two if Steve's response. He's going to really get into the cookie at twenty three after the hour. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Steve, come on, you promised us you were gonna tell us about this cookie. Um, and so let's get into it part two of your response to today's letter. See we're talking about cookie right now. Lots of mess of no sex, that's the subject. Tired of this man not cooking, cleaning, help, but with the kids nothing. So now what he wanna do is now he wants to she she wants to get a better reaction from the man. So now she's with holding the cookie. With holding the cookie, what kind of cookie is she with? Let's start with my all time favorite cookie, chocolate chill. Nothing has mattered more to me than chocolate chill. The reason chocolate chiping been my favorite cookie is because of the chocolate chill that's in the cooking. Lord, how good is a chocolate chip cook It's a good cooker. It's a good it's a good cooking. Then you got oatmeal, cookies, oldmeal, boat raisin with it, and there you gotta have raising in that couch. See oldmeal by yourself ain't nothing. See it's like I worked with a dude I called oatmeal man. He wasn't nothing. He needed something put on him all the time. See oatmeal oatmeal man is like a dude that need honey, need brown sugar, needs some fruit. Because oldmeal by yourself ain't nothing that I don't really careful otmeal raising cooking. I eat it, but it's not my favorite. And oatmeal and then that leaves me to pee can sandy another favorite. But that's old cooking though, because it's a little dusty when you bite into old cook they're old cookies. Pee can't say that's all cookies. Got a little dusty, got a little salt dust flavor to it. Then you got short bread cookie like my one of my all time favorites. What Lorna dude? Yeah you know I love I love Lorna dude. And then you had let's get into the specialty cookie, Oreo. Maybe you're in an iterational relationship. That's Oreo cookie. Hell, that's a little black and white love it, talk about it. That's not for you. Your favorite cookie vanilla creamy Oreo outweighed vanilla cream all day long. But I must tell you this thing. Come, I have had some delicious vanilla cream cookie. Just talking about the cookie yourself, not not not James cook. Now I have seen so vanilla cream cookies. Oh Lord, spell me, guide me not fall that I may not fall astraight. Let me explain to you the other cookie. Throw out another cooking. I'll tell you what kind of cookies Peanut butter cookies. Who don't like them? I don't know anyone. Everybody like him. Everybody like peanut for the cookie called peanut butter cookies. It's like the Janet Jackson cook Oh what do you break that down? I did not when Janet was on fire. I ain't No, nobody didn't like him. I just didn't know nobody didn't like Girl Scout cookie got pepper mint and Mitch. Yeah, outstanding cookie. The Girl Scouts have some cookies they could quit seth. I don't know, but that was pretty good. They got a couple of them. Don't need to be off the market. You know what in that, I tell you one of the great cookie makers of all time, the Keeper Elf from Ye and I made it really huh. Time had been in there, God, Tom had summer job in that one day. I used to take it down there, man, drive down there, picking my right man, how you do that? Everybody? Boy, Hey, we're working on filling over here about Oh those were just yeah, I ain't a banging him down. Sugar cookie, Steve, Sugar sugar cookies was good. Nothing, Nothing beat a chocolate chip. I used to love chip a horn until I found out that Archway made him soft. Oh yeah, because I was used to snap and biting them. But boy, when I found out they made them them chocolate chip salt. You don't have ginger snaps. Cheese boy, better shut your mask that little twin and gernap some cheese dog. I thought that was actually a meal. Yeah, ginger snap, right, Yeah, So what was cookie? Her keeping cookie, help her marriage, and nothing because the man gonna go get some cookie. See that's the sad thing about Are we still on the letter? Yeah? What about short breathing? Oh yeah, we talked about. Yeah, that's the line he's worked on. There's no that's the line Tommy worked on. We knew that. Hello Tommy, Tommy, Um time, All right, listen, we gotta get out of here. You can email or instagram. What's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my Girls, Surly, today's crazy comedy segment in about ten men. That's at forty one after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right now, Steve, what does Jay have going on? Now? What is going on? This road trip? A reenactment of everybody who's going to be taking a road trip this summer summer time time for a bunch of people to get in the car and ride. And it was sound something like this. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react reenact. What is it like when six grown people who work together take a road trip. All right, everybody in ya, buggle up, All right, let me start the car. They're digging right there. Somebody ain't got the seat. Be alright, alright, now we need a little driving music. Boy, I like the did you hear what that hell she did? Her country? Very didn't like that girl? No more? Well quite frankly, I'd like to hear some gospel music. What come one? Kirk like, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, but what's what happened to me? Yeah? So we're not gonna listen to to We are listening to nothing. He man, silence, riding silence? Then let's just riding silence. I just have a question, where boy, are we? Well? What you come for? Do you want to play a game? Play what game? You know? We could sing the song bottles of beer saying that, in hell, that's my cock? Can we play that? You're in the car, you can? We can we get some neat you? We just got in the car. Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something. Yes, to be quiet? No, oh, it's hot in here. Can you turn to say? I got to say this. I'm gonna say it. What I got the P'SID damn it? Everybody else get out to car. Just on the day. I'm calling wait wait where hey, wait a minute, I'm your damn nephew. If the don't know everybody out everybody you tell my deal. As much as I hate packing it, I hate out to cart. If you did pack unpacking, get out, I got a good Get out my name Jimmy. You're gonna shoot somebody. Get out to car, Get out, tell me, get out out, shut out. I'm not walking in these here. You ain't got to walk. Get out to car. They don't push me nothing, don't push you. Now. What happened? Now, that's all he wanted to do, is us? He just drove off? Did he say? Calded? All right? Tommy called uber. I can't believe I'm not walking, But I can't believe you put us on the car. It's just supposed to be a fun road trip. What happened? You do nothing? They can get I know. He better put them back up like so on and bring his hand back down. He is he making a right on the highway, looks hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, I got I gotta I gotta say on, let me do this, hold on, hold on, I got this. I can't believe we're standing out here like I got the bad hold I'm humble. Here we go, there we go? Hold on, I fixed, I fixed, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you just left all us on the side of the road. We need to hello, hey, what you left us on the side of the road. You're not coming back. I could see you. We got girls with singing. They with you. Take care. Okay, this car ain't coming back. There's ladies and heels out here to take the heels off straight. Well, just way, I'm at about four miles there'll be flat. Can I say this, when we took our stuff out the cart. That black bag that you are your money in it, that bag is out here with us. Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me the tom Let me have black back to give me the black bag. Get the black back. We'll get yours in the car. Put the bag here first. I ain't opening the door. If I don't see the bag. Here, go the bag. Throw it in the window on the door. I promise you, if you just throw it in the window, throw it in the window. I got time the bag, So y'all, don't pull this trick again. Go to bag in How about I open the bag and start counting to see how much I already know what's in there. Throw it throw the bag in the window first. You know what, we can actually buy a car with this bag. You know what going on? We go, let's get the counting. It looks like a lot. Uh, we've got we've got one to three. We've got five negroes on the side the road with a black bag. Looks like it don't be long to him up. Shut everybody yo ground, were waiting at get the black ass on the cross. Shut up. We'll sing a group. You got one more time, little man, one more time? No man gets black ass on the ground. But love you. Everybody down on the ground now good. Yeah, that was a warning shot. The next one goes in you all right, hand me the bag, Hand me the bag. You ain't got time of it. Hand me the bag. I don't shot before. I don't want to go through that no more. We can't do a damn thing together. We can't take a road trip. They take a road trip. And oh, coming out more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at seven after the hour. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, three comedians in the building. Huh, I have a kind of sort of jay you might get mad, kind of you you probably, Okay, it's about relationships and mad right, So have you guys ever dated or been married to someone or been a relationship with someone? I'm not done, Steve already who they've dated you because of your stage personna, who you were on stage. You know they wanted that guy, that funny guy on stage. They wanted that all the time. So that's why they dated you, not because a lot of you sometimes. You know, you guys are quiet off the mic and killed and serious off the mic. We know, Steve is So have you guys been in a relationship like that before? You haven't? That just won't in me for that. Tommy's family there's a whole different about to be so different now, the whole families. I don't mean, I don't mean some of his people, all his people is in his so he he can't get in this alright, Alright, can I answer the question? Yeah, everybody that with me, that has ever been with me like what they saw on stage, off stage, ant with for Dan, because they like what they something on stage, and then once they find out what I am, what I am, I'm what you're about, they're like it. But that was difference. I don't I think what most comedians, we're just not on all the time, and people expect us to be on all the time. Most comedians don't even like to hear jokes. Don't even tell us, don't want no tell me here's a joke. We don't want to hear it. And so what you see on the stage and what you they just totally different and their lives the problem. So they want that funny guy making all the time. Well, okay, surely asked the question again, I'm gonna give it to you. Okay, So have you ever dated anyone or been in a relationship with anyone, or even married been married to someone who confused your stage persona with the person that you really are. I mean, I know it's all you, but like Jay said, Steve, they want you to be on all the time. Now, I've actually used the fact that I am on stage to get you working, working, baby work it uh huh. You know why you laughing, point that you winking, you're having a good time, smiling back at you, y'all us all that, and how did it work? So and so once you got them, then what the yeah you don't feel like performing anymore? Well, we working exiting because you know, movie starts say that a lot people fall in love with their whoever their character they're playing on the screen, and they think they're, you know, that same person when they get home. Expect anyone that guy on stage should be that way all the time. Most stand ups are quiet, a lot more serious people. Yeah, yeah, I am Thomas Miles at home scared. I'm Tommy here. She knows the difference. Oh, we all know the difference. I'm alone here, I'm alone at home. You really there has been some confusion between Thomas Miles, nephew, Tommy and Tommy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You have a lot of people in your head, some people in there, and you don't you explain to us to difference. Thomas Smiles is the owner of all of this. Alright, Well, who is he? He's the serious guy. He's the guy that's that's trying to succeed in a in a in the acting world of Hollywood. He's that guy. He's having to play these other two people. He don't want to need memory. I have a question, out of all the characters inside you, I know she's going which one gets mad the quickest. Eugene, this is true. I have another question you're on an island. On an island, you got to vote one of the characters. All who do you vote off the butterfly against? Got to get his moaning complaining. I know you would say Thomas Miles for that one, because he's no. You need Tommy on that island, not Tommy Thomas Thomas Miles. Yeah, when you need that, but his bulls as Thomas Miles is bullish. Five in a shadeau gated community, heat the house from Gillian. We had all that we need nothing about swimming pools, rocks, you know that type of stuff. Other kids come to his kids house, electronic gates, nephew. Tommy is gillick Um. Thomas Miles is professor Howe Ginger Merrick. You're gonna turn this corner, You're gonna turn this I bet I won't be up in your heads. People enjoy yourself. So what you're saying, it's too different people. It's well not you're the same person, but just an extension of your personality on stage. Yeah, you're the funny guy always on on stage, but off stage, you know it's it's you're doing is exactly who I am, just in an exaggerated exasperated unfiltered forum. I can see that he'll get you back out there. One mote. He's itching to go, you know he is. You know we're at the JASP. I know you want a whole hour. Alright, we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consult in an expert because we wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus. Things that you need to have in mind after the break up. Most most of this is for fellas, because when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now. These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, how to act when you break up. Here's rule number one. You are allowed only one drunk die. You know how you call him up when you drunk? You only get the one. And it sounds like something like this, Hello is me? You know who me here? Don't you know who? Men play with my emotions? Is me? You know you're you know who? Mew many get one? Get one of them all right now here's the next rule. You are not allowed to roll up on your ex just because you see that car parked outside the club, the restaurant, or church. You can't do that. Short we broke up, I can't go in there if I see the car. You can know you can't roll up on them. Now. I got something with church later on, but just stay there, stay out right, you girl, can't roll up on them. Oh that she is, I'm gonna go in now. Oh that he is, I'm going in there. You can't do that, call alright. Next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties for at least four months. Tell nobody else over there the spot at least four months. Here's another one. Texting your favorite song to each other is off me. You can listen to it, you can cry to it. You're playing over and over, but you can't send it. So I'm trying to move on and I'm killing now. Listen to this. All y'all, stuff, all possessions is collected at one time, and one time. Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parts. Like you ain't don't keep coming over here looking for stuff. You can't keep coming back over here. I got coming to you in the closet looking for your tank top. You ever hit a big one? Right here? Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama. That's the one, and you k be friers with mama come home. Yeah, at least that's a good one, Steve. I like trying to pick up some greens and you and here talking rolling your ass when I walk into the Yeah, here's the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties. She find a new church home? Yes, but yeah, coming up, it's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three after the hour. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Carla, you just saw a small lizard or a little geico in your house. Yes, girl, I had a fit ill. I'm sorry you didn't stop that gecko. I know what you mean. Yeah, So what happened? Now? He was crawling in the house by the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on the couch because you don't you don't like snakes or so okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you, have you ever seen any kind of lizard or getto or anything crawling and it frightened you in your house? Or it made you scared. No, I've never had lizard spider. Now we've been on vacation and we were in Africa. As a matter of fact, I've taken the family and when I say lizard, now listen to me. We're in Africa. Don't worry about Geko, that little green thing that talk on the commandery. No, that ain't what had got in lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit mold. What what you're gonna do? This was This was the mama, I'm gonna stomp you and then I'm gonna stomp you. It's what I thought that lizard was said. So Laurid was gonna take a shower. She started running the water. I don't know how this big ass thing got in the shower, but it's probably about almost a foot long, almost a ruler. Ruler wasn't real big and heavy, but it's about a foot long with the tail there. So come right, now, we're in Africa. So now I got I ain't just bust in there. She out with the tie around her in the living room in front of the whole family. So we got to think before we just run in this Africa, because this is Africa. This do I need it good? What is because I was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So I said, Lloyd, what is it? And she just shaking. Oh my god, I got Dad, I can't go there, believe's go get it. Well, I'm not gonna go in there until I get more information. Now, the people at the lodge dayn't here because we're in the villa. Yeah, we're probably about maybe fifty yards from the main lodge. So you know, I'm sorry. I'll get her to calm down. She said, I don't know what it is, but it's so big and it's in the shower. I knew the shower was glass. I said, was it on the floor? She said it was in the middle of the wall. I said, okay, I go in there. I see this big ass lizard in the middle of the wall. And I said that scared me too. Doing something, Daddy. Everybody behind me. So now I'm Dad, I gotta do something. So I'm looking. So I then I hear, don't kill it. Who's in that? Somebody to do? Don't kill it all the kid, don't kill it, Daddy, set it free. I hear you think I'm from the open doors. I'm not opening this damn dough. You know what we're in the jungle? Uh dog, I know how to stand. If I walked him out, through him outside and told all the kids I let him out, he gone. So you just out nolied. Coming up Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour, gather round everyone, you're listening to st show. Here are our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks. What you got for Steve? All right? Uh listen uh to day. This morning before we got on the hour, was sitting I was talking to j Anthony and uh, Junior, you're having a conversation and they said, man, you should do that for your clothing remarks today. So this is based on a conversation we have. We were talking about advancing in life, but we were having a conversation about what you are willing to do to advance in life? Are you are you willing to drop everything? Are you willing to make sacrifices? What are you willing to do to get to where you really want to be? So what we were talking, I was talking about a person that I know that had a decision to make. He has a he has a nice home, he has a good job, and he lives in a certain city. Right now, He's got a nice home, a good job, and lives in a certain city. An opportunity was presented to him, but the opportunity was in another city. But if he took this opportunity, he would have a better job and which would enable him to buy and even nicer home. He didn't do it. As I was talking to my friend about Man, why didn't you do it? He said, Hey, man, because I'm comfortable here. I'm all right with this, he said, Man, my job, it's all right, he said. My house is cool. Man, It's a little small, but but it's cool. And I like living here. Man. I got some friends, I got some family hered this city right here. I'm gonna just go home. Stay here. End of conversation. Steve, I know what, You're gonna try to talk to me out of it. But end of conversation. So I stopped talking to him. But when I left him, I was sad. I was so sad for this guy, and it never ever stopped bothering me. What he said. He said, I'm okay here, I'm gonna just stay here. My job is all right, man, this house, it's a little small, but the city cool. I got some family and friends. It's cool. I know you're gonna try to talk me out of it, Steve, but I'm I'm good right here. But that decision he made really bother me because, Man, I'll tell you why you troubled me so because I said, Wow, here's a guy that I know who had looked over the fence with me. Man, the dude I grew up with. Man. We used to ride our bikes, sit on the steps playing that's my car when they came back. This is the same dude. Man. We used to ride our bikes and act like we was riding out the country. Me and my dude. Man. We always talked about doing something big, and when the opportunity came, he froze because he was comfortable. He was comfortable with his alright job and his house that wasn't really big enough, in the city of friends and family that he had. He didn't want to go to the new city. He didn't want the job that paid more. He didn't want the opportunity to buy a bigger home because it would have taken him out of his comfort zone. Because he wasn't comfortable in the new city. He was comfortable in the current city, and he was already it just worked himself up to say, I'm okay with my house the way it is. You can be okay with the house you will, You can be okay with the job you You can be okay with the car you drive. But if opportunity presents itself to be good, to become great. There are three things I'm about to give you, and all three things save the exact same thing. I'm just saying that three different ways in case you got to hear it the best way you need to hear These are all three the same thing, just which one fits you back. You can't get there if you're never attempted to go there one more time. You cannot get there if you never attempt to go there, same thing, different way of saying it. You can't go if you never leave. Did my father say this to me all time? You can't go, boy, if you never leave, you know, man, you you can't go. If your feet don't move, you just can't. You can't go if you don't leave where you're going. If you don't leave, if you don't leave, you ain't going away. You got to leave something to get to the next level. The next level requires you to leave. The next level requires you to go. You can't stay right here and get over there. You cannot. Man, here's the third way to look at it. You have to leave. If you want to grow, you cannot grow staying there. You cannot expect to grow if you're unwilling to change. If you're unwilling to change, you cannot expect to grow. You can't, y'all. Let me say I'm till you again. You can't get there if you never attempt to go there. Maybe that's the way you're like here, and how about this way right here? You can't go if you never leave, you gotta leave somewhere to go somewhere. You can't go be great and stay the same and not be willing to change. I ain't changing. Oh well, bro, you you you what? What do you mean? You're not changing this? I am no man. Growth requires that you change. Last one. You have to leave if you want to grow. I had to leave Cleveland to go become who I am. You may have to leave your city. You may have to leave your situation. You may have to leave your your town, your job, You may have to leave a relationship. But You're gonna have to leave something. If you want to grow, you ain't gonna growing hold on everything. That's not what those are. My closing bos thinks about it. Make a move, Make a move, have yourself a great weekend. 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