Good morning and welcome to the ride! The "D" is silent and the Northpole is guilty of gimmick infringement. The CLO really got himself a Strawberry Letterish kinda day today. Where is Tommy damn it? Will the hump make it on the plane with it's stooopid owner or nah? We get a glance at The Sweet Life of Steve Harvey. CNN cut the wrong person. DAMN! It's gettin' good now ATL. RiRi is officially a national hero. Fool #1 is playing hooky and Steve is done! Today in Closing Remarks, Steve tells us about what he REALLY good at and it's not comedy.