Good morning and welcome to the ride! Fool #2 justifies the actions of an old playa that got new teeth. We get a friendly reminder from The Jackson's about the importance of the vaccine. Fool #2 got something with this Last Week's News thang! The King of Pranks has a school story for us that is near and very dear to him. A white dude got molly whopped in Pittsburgh. Is it cruel to take a baby window shopping @ Toy's "R" Us or nah? Comedy Roulette contains the things a woman can say to man that cannot be topped. Today the show wraps up with a billion possibilities.