Miss Universe Explanation, Front Porch Mumblin', Height, Bathroom Sex and more.

Published Dec 15, 2021, 11:00 AM

Good morning and welcome to the ride! The Chief Love Officer must tackle female cigar breath. Another one happened at Miss Universe in Israel and Steve is here with his side. Since Tommy from Houston, he know somebody with a spaceship. Front porch mumblin' is back with Big Dog. One of the Balls is questioning Jordan's championship expertise and there is one game to look out for on the 25th. Would You Rather got the comedians going back in time. The fellas are asked whether or not they would date someone taller. Only in Florida! Today in Closing Remarks, Steve reflects on the goodness of God.

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Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the million bucks things and the stubbs good it sEH listening to mother for st Please, I don't join jo. You gotta use turning. You're going. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you got to turn out, then turn the water to the water. Got come come on your bahhuh. I shall will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, come on, y'all dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man. Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah? He is? And and I can only attribute it to one thing. It's just been a turnaround in my life. It's it's been me finally making a decision to see what all God has for me, but at the same time trying to be more God wants me to be instead of more what I want to be. That's the trade off. You know, you gotta do something now. You know you know you want God's blessings, you gotta be willing to do something on his behalf. Now. I'm not saying I got it right right now, because I'm just being real with you, I don't. I don't have it all together by any stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get better in several areas. I'm praying about it, I'm working on it, but you know it's and I've I've grown to accept the process. But I'm improving in a lot of areas from day to day. But I'll tell you what, man, my success all is going on with me I can only attribute to this turnaround. And the turnaround was simple. I turned around and started looking at God. That was a simple move. Man. I just turned around and started looking at him, and I was going, Okay, I get it. Now, you created me. You're the creator. You have a purpose for me. I understand that. Now. Now let me just walk in that purpose and let me get to doing that purpose. Now, my purpose and your purpose and their purpose and anybody's perfect purpose could be different, and the way you go about the purpose can be different. And that's the part that I've really grown up to. I've opened up my mind to understanding that everybody's different, nobody's quite the same, and that is not my right or position to judge, but to be of a forgiving spirit and understand and forgive those as I ask God to forgive me. See that's the key. That's the key, y'all. So when you out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness, understand in the large prayer as a segment that says, forgive us our trust passes, as we forgive those who trust pass against us. There's another version says forgive us our debts as we forgive our debt us. It's two different versions, but either one it means the exact same thing. It means simply this, that you are asking God to forgive yours like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us when I crossed the line with you, God handle me the way I handle people when they cross the line with me. You feel what I'm saying to you, See you understand that. That's the breakdown of it. Best way I can give it to you. Forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us. Forgive me God for stepping over the line, like I forgive those that step over the line on me. That's the hard part, man, that's the part man, I've really been working on. I've been really trying to get that together. And so I've learned forgiveness a lot better over the past five years than I have before, and it's paid off. I can't tell you how I was paid off, because now God's mercy and grace is all over me, because I've learned to become more graceful. Now I ain't graceful like him. I ain't merciful like him, but I've learned to become more more graceful, more merciful, because man, I can't live my life like that. I just got sick of me. Man, you're mad at me. Now I'm mad at you. You hate on me, Now I'm gonna hate on you. I ain't got time for that. Man, Love got you. Look here, you got somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's time consuming. Hating Trying to seek revenge it's time consuming. It take up way too much of your time to seek revenge When vengeance ain't really yours. That's another one. Vengeance is mine, say if the lord it ain't yours. So now when you go to seek it to take it out, guess what you're doing. You're doing something now, man, Now you off in the area that you've got no business being in and instead of steady climbing your ladder like you're supposed to, you didn't take out time for vengeance to hate. I'm a hater. I'm gonna be a blogger. I'm a blog about so and so. When you're blogging about somebody, and most of these people you don't even know when you're blogging about somebody, what you're doing, what you're hating. It takes time to hate. Man. I just decided, Man, I gotta take all my time and instead of have doing time and being active, I got to be proactive. See some people get that confused, being active and being proactive. Pro is positive. Pro means to move forward. You know, if you put pro in front of most words, it's a positive influence. You know, does the pros and the cons. The pros is the good side, the cons is what can go wrong the bad side. You know, if you're active, that's one thing, But if you're pro active, you're going forward in a positive direction. When you become a pro that means you the best of the best at whatever it is you chosen to be. I'm a pro so somehow, and I know English teacher, grammatical God the word pro a lot of times when you put it in front of something, means positiveness. So now a lot of people think that if you just active something all to happen. Well, I'm doing something, and that's what happens. Man. We just find ourselves doing a lot of busy work that really ain't bout nothing. It ain't going the way, It ain't got no direction or no purpose because we haven't tried to find out the direction of a purpose. So you wake up and you and your wheels are spinning. You a hamster on a tread meal. You're running real fast, but you're just going in the same spot. You understand that's because you're just out here being active instead of proactive. Why don't you get God in your life. Why don't you turn and face your creative and find out how to become more proactive so you can do things to move yourself forward. How you can get your life off the ground and get off the tread meal and really get it rolling in the direction that it need to be going. Man, I'm telling you, God can make that change for you if he see you making the change for him. See the whole key man, the whole kids. You got to be willing to do something. You got to give God something to ask. Bless me God, and then you go sit on your couch and you ain't trying. Okay, bless me God with what what? What? What are you working with? He can't have the people hire you if you ain't put the app in. Come on, man, the blessing comes when you make a proactive step, when you try to do something on the positive side. Look, man, I'm gonna quit messing around with all these people. I'm gonna start going home. I'm gonna leave these women loan out here. You got to say, all right, man, I ain't going over that at night. I just ain't gonna get Then God can work with you. God help me stop seeing all these women. But you steady going over there calling them setting up stuff. Can't nobody help you because once you get over there, you already know. See, you gotta get proactive. You gotta do something yourself. You make one step, he'll make two. That that's the key, man. So come on, y'all, you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome, welcome, welcome, We are here, we are live. This is a very special morning. Here is back live, still out of the country, somewhere near Israel, somewhere in the Middle East, but we are here fresh off of miss Universe. Roscoe Wallace will not be joining us this morning because Roscoe is taking a day off. Yeah. What happened is you know, he's involved in the three trillion dollar lawsuit with the music industry. He's in a very special, tight meeting with his lawyers, and we'll not be joining us this morning for the first time this month. We don't know if we'll have Roscoe back tomorrow or not. We'll find out. But ladies and gentlemen, the Steve Harvey Morning Show us here, Shirley Strawberry, Califf a real nephew, Tommy Junior, Mississippi Monica. It is what it is, ain't everything everything? You know? Yeah? Mans, what is that? S The suit could be coming to an end of three trillion dollars. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I just think it's exceptional that what he's meeting with his lawyers. I didn't. I didn't. I've never met his law team. But are they gonna set a out of court your things? You know what? I would because you know the task. Seriously, we are just all in with this settled. I settle with him, but we'll find out what it is. How y'all being everything been good? Yeah? Question. First of all, I want to thank y'all for holding the Ford down a little. The team or squad that come up their rise to the Cajun Thank y'all very much while you, fearless leader was out here being a feeless It's all I can say. Just out here in the world being fearless on behalf of us representing my people in front of they people. Yeah right now, that represent my people for the people. Yeah. Yeah, And thanks again for Dubai. I mean, we can't thank you enough for that awesome trip. Awesome Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that was That was pretty cool. It was interesting watching a Shirley Caller and monocle in a foreign country. It's always interesting. What happened? What did you learn about us when you were watching us? That some things never changed that you can take as far as caller goals, you could take the girl out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the girl worldwide, baby worldwide? Who would represent it? We was walking somewhere I heard Carl and say what I went, Okay, what what I turned around, I said, but she was just didn't understand what the Arabian person said. The Arabic person said, I thought it was an altercation automatically that was your girl, Monica. Actually, actually that went there. A little Monica was a whole another story or financed dispute. That's what it was about. So I'm just thankful I made that trip. Yes, but yeah, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll get in touch with the nephew with run that prank back right after this. You're listening morning show all right, time for the nephew to run that prank back. What you got for us, nap, Well, we gonna we're gonna divorce somebody today. Okay, we're gonna divorce somebody, but we're gonna go old school. We're gonna go to a contraption that you have not used in a why the voice buy facts, the voice by fact. Everybody got the owly ways of doing things, ladies and gentlemen, The Voice by Fact. Let's go cat down sales the frogman. I'm gonna help you. I'm trying to reach mister Curby. How are you I'm good? How are you good? Listen. My name is Casey. I've come by a couple of times, but I haven't been able to actually when I come to the office, you get you out on doing sales, and I've not been able to get into contact with you when I come by. Are you near a fax machine right now? Sir? Yeah, I have one right here in my office because you'll what this super chane and do Actually, I got a little bit of business that I need you to take a look at. If you don't mind something that you might be able to help me out on. Can can I get your fax number? Yeah? No problem, So hang on a second, okay, Hey Jim putting down? Man, weren't go that's the one? Okay, give it one second. Hey, hey, go ahead, I'm close to do it. Themor office right quick, No problem? All right. It ought to be coming through by now, yea. I see it coming out and closing volume. Man, all right, hey hold over is this you got it? Yeah? I got it? Man held on and even the French papers man, sir, this is trying to come by your office and actually give you. For the last four or five times I've been looking, I've been trying to get to your month's as no other way I could have gotten gotten them to you. I've been trying to get them to you for the last like I said, two months, and I haven't been able to get in contact with you too much. Well, I mean, actually, sir, h she can't do anything until you actually have the papers. So, like I said, it's been two months since I've been trying to actually get them too that I'm calling too much, sir, sir. Actually right now you are not permitted to give her a phone call. And within the next twenty four hours you need to actually have all of your things out of the house and you need to actually bay take your print. I ain't going You didn't everything about my house here. You see me every day every night. Two men and they said, so hey, man, listen, I'm a good man. Come she got to the first met I'm a game dance who did Curvy Curvy curby to me. Man, listen, I've been there, man, and I feel you, brother, I do I understand what you're going through. Man. Come when she come back. Man, it was it was two months ago when she first came by the office. And you know, like I said, I actually worked for the law firm that that gives me the papers to take out to uh to when you're gonna papers. So, like I said, there was no way I could get them to I've been trying to get them to you over two months. So I figured on the best thing to do for me to like faction to you two months ago to tell me she when the time for the first from it when when they came by, when they came by the first time, all I who in a lady, h don't you quiet now that way? And mister Kirby, look many doctor, don't you do this to me? Man? Just this after what cou If you worry about your job, you ain't got to worry about you should do this position beca you know why I feel? Man, Okay, I mean I know what it's like. Man, I almost lost my mind, you know. But hey, man, I can't. I can't use I'm a good family. And then the first man, all right, and you in the first paper say anybody could have got it got a secretary. It's after day she said she's a doctor. Okay, okay, and uh and uh man, I understand man, I may have had a bad judgment on factional you know, that's why I called and made sure you was there, and I was talking to you on the phone while they was coming. I wanted to make sure you got them. You know what I'm saying. We'll congratulations right ms see it. But always man and mister Kirby, I ain't supposed to do nothing like this, and I lose my job behind this kind of stuff. Man, I mean, I feel where you're coming from. Man, I feel where you're coming. You don't start speaking right in the watch in that. Hey, man, look off the record, mister Kirby, Okay, I see is off the record. Off the record, man, she came in. All I know this guy is his name was connors I think his name was connors Co. I mean a light skinned, tall guy, ball head kinnas your boss. Man. You don't that, you don't right, hold on, hold on, hey, hold on man, look here, listen to listen. Listen, tell me, man, maybe he was maybe just gave one ride over there on something. I mean, it ain't it ain't that you It might not, that might not be what it is, man, that's my hold on. Wait, wait, wait a minute, man, you don't even know that man, you don't he just a person that came. I don't love you over tax machine. Okay, look, look, man, if you go, I might well gonna tell you everything. If you're gonna go up there, hold on, tell me everything. You tell me my life anymore. I just got one more thing, and I'm just gonna gonna get off the phone because I see I can't even stop you now got can say. I'm gonna tell you you ready, I hit him? Man, this is nephew tiught me from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just got prakeed by your wife. I man, look here, oh god, you all right? Man? You got to do against the long work about the little thing I don't work for? Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing, buddy, what is the baddest I'm talking about the badest radio show in the land. Steve Morning Show made you know sometimes you just gotta get rid of somebody's any kind of way you want to do it. You know you can do it by email, you can do it by the fact, you can you can text it now. Hey, anyway, thank you nephew. Coming up next and is ask the CLO. The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey will be in the building to answer all of your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Save Hard Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have some national news with Miss Anne, and in entertainment news, we will recap Steve the seventieth annual Miss Universe pageant. You were the host, of course, as fabulous as ever. Yeah, we've gone to boo, but right now it is time to check in with the Cheap Love Officer, you to answer all of everybody's love questions. Here we go, Mike and Clearwater, Florida says I went on a blind date with the finest girl I have ever met. She's got beautiful teeth, eyes, and hair, and she's a little on a thick side, which I love. The only problem is that she smokes cigars and I could taste it on her breath when we kiss. She only does it on the weekend, So should I deal with it or move on? Hey? Dog, it's just on the weekends. And I mean, you know they're being a sick all smoker. There are some things you can, you know, to help the situation, but I mean, like, don't smoke for your kids. That's a big one. Yeah, yeah, it's they got stuff for that. But when you have to sigar place and then you lean over a kiss. You've been to eat some cigar, y'all. That's just all doing your kissing schedule. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna work that out with fun for fine, for fun, huh, make that absolutely. Yeah. We've been to be blowing cigar smoke each other, so we all smoke a cigar. Yeah, he should find how fine she is, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It has a lot to do with it, so he should deal with it and not move on. Just stay there and take it take absolutely. I mean, come on, man, come on, man, what a bot of doctor Trisian Old school Jasolene boys out everything. Doctor Trishian removes one layout of mouth Land all right. Moving on to Felicity in Topeka, Felicity writes, I have been seeing a man that is twelve years my junior, and he's handsome and muscular up top, but locking down below. He tries to overcompensate for his shortcomings and is too much for me to handle. I have a schedule to keep up with and kids to look after, so I can't be lying around for hours with him. Is it cool to tell him to hurry up? Or will he be offended. Please advise it's gonna offend him if you tell him to hurry up? What will offend him as you tell him why he needs to hurry I know, why are you putting in all this extra time? Yeah? You know? You know? Once again, you know what I'm saying. Huh. Being on the other side of this one right here, I can tell you you know what I didn't. I didn't. In my life, I've been too much, but I ain't never been not enough. I've been here, I've been old lord, but I ain't never been open. I think I think you're gonna have to tell him that, Harry up. You got things to do. But is he a really great guy? Does he treat you really well? To treat the kids great? How is he as a man? You can work through some of these things? You know some things you can do to speed of the process. I don't know, Okay, all right, Felicity moving on to Carolyn. In Making Georgia, Carolyn says his luck would have it. I'm broke again at the wrong time of the year. I was talking to my coworker about my issues, and he said he can help me out if I showed him two things. The two things are right under my chin, and he wants to see them. I've never been propositioned like this, but he said he'd give me two hundred dollars and that would help me get my little girl that bite she wants. Is it so terrible if I show him what? If he wants to pay to see more? What's your? What's you? What you think is going to be leading to? This? Is to see what you're willing to do? Now, if you do this for two hundred dollars, he already know he got five hundreds. I mean, right, heywand you go in there and tell your little girl. When't getting no damn bike this year? You know what I mean? Is I heard that bike? Oh you working? I heard stuff like that bike? Bike? What's wrong with the bike you got out there? You talking about the one you gave me from the construction site. That bike, Daddy, that's never been new, like a new bike? Well, I want a new car. You don't see, no, he don't see one sitting out that day. Yea. So every time I asked him for something, he every time I told my daddy I wanted something, he told me something he wanted. I want a new bike, I want a new car. Yeah, I want to go home. Well, hell, I want to go home too, but now I got to go to work. So you're little ask and eat what they do with what I said. So, Carolyn, if you're getting something from this, okay, I mean if you show him to him for two hundred dollars, the next offer fit to be five, what you gonna do? Yeah? And they work together, so that's really not cool. It's inappropriate, yeah, really all the way, but two hundred dollars that ain't no, yeah, yeah, a hundred dollars each? Oh good, yes, sir it up? Yes, yes, cool. He's horrible, all right? Misty and rust and Louisiana says, I'm forty years old and I purchased my first home for my son and I my son is fifteen years old and refuses to do the yard work for me. He told me that I need to get my boyfriend to do it, since he's always over there. I lit into him when he spoke to me that way, and I called my father to come and talk to him. My father sided with him. I expected my son to have pride in his home, so am I wrong to demand that he do the yard work at this house. Well, I'll just stand and what you're saying, you're exactly right and feeling what you're feeling. But your fifteen year old son going, so what this lady is, dude's coming over here sleeper with my mama. Seeing fifteen, He got some feelings about that that you have an addressed. The fifteen year old boy is jealous that you're in this relationship with this man, and he trying to figure out what's the value him because he don't see him doing nothing step sleeping with his mama. That's the problem you have and them feelings ain't feeling to leave that boy no time soon. So the conversation you should have really is with this man of yours as to what kind of example he's setting for your son, because all boys want to be some type of man. It's gonna be a good man or bad man. Right now, that's the example of manhood that's been put in front of him, and he don't see much of a man coming out of him. Was that if you went to the bad if you went to the boyfriend and said, I wish you talk to my son, maybe y'all could do it together something It would mean a lot to them, and then you can finally see what you're dealing with, which don't sound like much of nothing. All right, thank you, Cello. Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment and national news for you. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Steve on Sunday Night, seventieth, Miss Universe, Paget, it's been trending that you made a mistake by saying Portugal instead of Paraguay. Uh. You defended yourself as you should have, of course, so tell us what really happened. They put Portugal in the teleproperm. I could teleprompt a person. It's a different person, but I saw it. I saw it and I told him. I said, hey, you got Portugal in the They put it in the teleproperm. Everybody saw it because the audience could see. They were pointed. It's said Portugal. They started laughing. I wasn't about to say it because I'd gonna hear, well, I ain't said Portugal all damn night, that front right, right, But I did say it. You said it. You said it to alert them that it was there. Absolutely, because I'm reading I'm going hold away a minute. Look, everybody saw it. Yeah, everybody saw it, right, And so I wouldn't that wasn't no, I ain't make no damn but said, it's just like in twenty and fifteen, I read us in the teleprompter. It's just from now on though, when I read something in the telepromptering, I'm telling everybody it's in the damn telet it's human error. Let me go down there the next year and just stand by the teleprompter. Person, I'm gonna I'm a whisper fun thing, and they if and I promise you ain't gonna get none of this wrong. Because even the even the girl Chesty when we came into that, she said, Steve, I'm looking dad at it, you know. And then Carson Cluster he said I was looking at it all so and I was just going like, oh my god, I'm just but you know, it was cool long as long as I get it right at the end, right. Yeah. I like when you said, don't try to blame this on me this year. How to play me to place me o, y'all try to play your boy. Last time I took it on the shid. We are doing that no moment. Everybody getting under this damn bus that's supposed to be under people under the bus, now, yeah, get it off you for sure. And everybody came up to me after a Steve we apologize. No, you ain't got fix it on TV. In the moment you fix it, I know it's live. You can't stop me. So what else they say I do wrong? Well? Sex your ass? Yeah, the whole thing about Miss India who won, the whole thing about asking her to do cat sounds. I think it was animal sounds. Yeah, while you asked all the other contestants, Uh, you know, I guess the quality relevant questions pertaining to them in their accomplishment. Did anybody notice that I'm looking down at a card reading Yeah, yeah, of course, Yeah, I mean all those questions. I never heard you ask somebody to make no sounds. No, I don't give a damn about no cat noise something meaning what you're looking down at a card. All of the questions for each one of the girls, if they're making that particular round, that particular question is just for each girl, something unique about them. No, each contestant. So if that contestant makes it to that round and they go to the commercial break, they pull her question up and I had to ask it. I didn't know nothing about no damn cats up. Sound yeah, but she has too many meiles. It didn't she didn't need but to. She just stretched it out. I was sitting there just looking just as crazy because I don't know damn about your cats. Love it. She won. All I can say gives universe. Go ahead, man, Everybody from India I know, text me with the Indian flag for the emoji soul. All right, all right, Steve, it's time to go to miss Anne. Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Tripp, Thank you very much, everybody. This is a trip with the news. The District of Columbia has filed suit against two white supremacist groups, the Proud Boys and the Oathkeepers, for their alleged part and the fomenting the deadly attempt to take over of the US Capitol Building January sixth. DC Attorney General car Racing says his battle plan is simple. While some desperately want to rewrite history and sweep the events of January six under the rug, the District of Columbia and its residents have chosen to speak truth through this filing, through this complaint, through this case, and the AG says that the truth is being delivered by way of the reams of text messages and social media post which he says clearly reconstruct both groups action in advance of the insurrection. This also marks the first effort by the way of a government agency to hold somebody civilly responsible and to seek damages for what happened. Meanwhile, the Full House is recommending criminal contempt charges against Trump's White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows for refusing to cooperate with the congressional probe into last January's violence. A neural pathologist in Boston says that after studying the brain tissue of former pro ball player Philip Adams, that Adams was afflicted with CTE that's chronic traumatic and cephalopathy. CTE is linked to concussions and repetitive head trauma from football and other contact sports. Philip Adams, who played for the forty nine Ers, the Patriots, the Seahawks, the Raiders, and the Jets and the Falcons, shot six people to death last April before killing himself. This is a mystery, and after almost forty years, the remains of a body in Twinsburg, Ohio, have officially been identified as a man who was briefly a member of the OJS. Frankie Little Junior was a musician and composer who worked with Eddie Lavert and the others in the mid six sixties. According to the acron Beacon Journal, Little's remains were found in nineteen eighty two in a garbage bag behind a machine shot. However, they couldn't be identified at that time. However, with today's upgraded DNA technology, the remains has finally been identified as his. The OJ's issued a statement saying that Frankie Little came with us when we first ventured out of Cleveland travel to la but he was in love with a woman in Cleveland. He missed us so much that he went back to Cleveland. That was in the mid sixties, and we had not heard from him after that. We wish his family and friends closure to what appears to have been a very, very sad story. Wow, finally it's taken fifteen years by the estate the late legendary James Brown has finally been settled. The Brown catalog sold for ninety million dollars. The hardest working man to show business left most of his other assets to charity to provide scholarships for underprivileged children, and during his lifetime he made us all feel good. Godfather's soul died on Ritmas Day, two thousand and six. Back to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, Good Morning America co host Michael Strahan. You're you've been out of the country, Steve, So, did you know Michael Strahan was one of six crew members who took a flight to space and back on Jeff Bezos Blue Origin on Saturday. Didn't know? Yeah? You know he that type of guy. What does that mean? Yeah, you know he did stuff like that. You know you won't see my black ass on that boat on the rocket spaceship, he said, boat ship whatever it is, out of space. Steve a fit to be on it. Well, listen, I want to tell y'all this. I know a guy who actually hands a space a whole radio. We can go up, No you don't, it's a hook of on fifteen twenty minute. We go up, come right back down. But I think we'd be the first radio show up in now. No you don't, it's a hook. I live in Houston. I know people. Do you know anybody with a Space Hill because I live in Houston and then Annasal. I know people, not even you, won't even buy a brand new car Space. We don't need no new spaceship. We need when that's been used at work? Who have found a US Space shuttle and sold it to Tommy friend? I know a guy. I love it, Tommy, I got a guy. They say, you don't have brand new car, what's nothing wrong with on it? A pre owned car? But you're just saying for Tommy, it's nothing wrong with the pre owned card, nothing at all. Who would go though, you don't really have a lot of success with this pre owned purchases. How many times back in the LA we're waiting on him. I got a new carbout, my wife a new car. I got new cars, of course, but you don't buy for yourself. So we so we just assumed the ship gonna have some problems up well, you know, we're gonna we're gonna test it and try it and make sure it's running right, you know. But Michael Strahan was in Space for eleven minutes. What are we gonna do for twenty We're gonna do the show from up there? Lisa? Are you right now? Are you pranking us right now. We're gonna prank when we get up there too. The strawberry letter from space, Steve, maybe you should reconsider going to space. Now, why would I reconsider with food? Shirley? Do you know where would you go with him? Anywhere? Face? Oh lord? All right, all right, come out of I don't even go to the stow with you no more. Minute after the hour, the comedians on this show, there are three have some front porch mumbling. Oh yes, right after you're listening to the morning show. Well, and yesterday's show, U we did a little what's called front porch mumbling. Uh. You know things people say about their neighbors or they gossip about their neighbors while they're sitting on the front porch. All right, guys, take it away, say right now, I'm right noway, right now. They're both going back to jail today. I'll do it. You think I think he's going back, and you know he's going he case down alone. Man, how y'all doing? Hey, go speak to him, you know he what do you do find you? Last time? Yeah? I find you still? He still put your keys up, keys because he comes. They taking keep of cars from what they tell me, you don't need no keys. He without telling you. Right now, look at that? Look at that? Look who coming up the driveway? Right now? Look at that? How y'all doing all right? Now? Good to see you. Now she gonna eat everything. They say she messed with the white man, she worked with that. She ain't gonna take nothing home from this house because I didn't hear all the fall. It's gone you, I tell you, And look, yeah, I'm I'm telling you right now. Every year she coming here, she's pregnant every year. Yeah no, damn, hold up, the hold up, the hold up, chip this up right here, boy, A little something I ain't told nobody, but man, you should have told me we was cousins. You didn't know. You didn't know that. He'll know. I ain't no, look at her, she looked like your cousins. Have y'all done anything? Oh no, you're fifteen. I ain't know. I think right now what they call it? They call that? Something's ancestry dot com? Hell know this your fidelity dog? What are you talking about? I thought it was incense? You know what it is? Yeah, I didn't know. Insence what they call that? All? Oh words? Cover front porch mumbler. Yeah, thank you. So I think it's for on occasional, so something like that. What it is? I look look at that, look coming up the driver. Look who coming up the drive? Look at that Robert Robert missing some motif this year? Hein't Robert Robber? What's up? Rob had a fool set in his head every since he got in that fight with that white dude down there, had the drumstick and stick drum sick the ball drums up on the corner hunting twelve. Yeah, well what Robert ass? I don't like whoop the two fight him? Yeah, he ain't got a lot Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait hey, past the curtains stop. Yeah, well I'm gonna keeping the church. Yeah, I don't know how, boy, who don't I don't know who don't know about him. I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't know how you have one hundred forty six How you got one hundred and forty six failed sermons? Ain't no, he can't preach, telling him he ain't preach. He the passacus her daddy dad, that's what it is. But Daddy couldn't preach, no preaching. Family still got no church y'all don't open no funeral hole because everybody in there did. Yeah, ain't nothing living in the church. Well, I don't like going. I don't like well, I don't like that he come in here like he got a td Jake's attitude. Though, he got a td Jake's attitude, Like he really bringing it. Oh, like here and there, oh you know, wiping wiping handkerchief, then sailing handkerchief. Have a service, like he realized, like he really saving soul. Yeah, I tell you something here he had had eighty man ought to call in a row. Ain't nobody walked down? All right? That ladies and gentlemen is front porch mumbling, get you some up. Next, Today's prank phone call with the nephew. Right after this, you're listening to this Stave Harvey Morning Show coming up right about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the subject goodness and mercy. We'll get into that in just a bit, but right now it is time for the nephew with today's prank phone call. Come on, nephew, what's you got? What's you got? Three minute rema? Three minute rema? Kirk Folk, know what I'm talking about three minute Rema got dog if you would, Yes, I'm trying to reach a brother, Keith. Please, yeah, this Keith. How you doing? This is Lawrence over at il funeral Home. Okay. We are the ones that have the uh doing the funeral for sister Dolores. That is uh your heart my understanding? Right? Yeah? Okay, And as you know, the funeral is uh this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll be that Thursday. I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to my attention, uh that you are going to be giving remarks for the funeral? Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay. I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to print the programs for the funeral and let you know that they have taken you off for the remarks because they say that you're not going to be You mean, what do you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying is they say that you're you're not going to abide by the two three minute rule that they have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken you off and uh, uh, who who is they? Who? Who? Whom? Tom about? Come about? Who? Who? What's your name is? Lawrence? I'm launched. I'm the actual funeral director, Lord, and who who told you to take me off U? One of the one of the family members I'm assuming is who who made the adjustment? And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing the whole program. Who else is on the list? I mean there's quite a few family members doing different things, uh, throughout the funeral. Okay, so how did you get to my name? Is what I'm trying to figure out that they said that. Let listen to me. Listen, listen to me. Listen to me, brother Keith, listen to me. What they said it is that you are going to abide by the time. You aren't going to do your remarks in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Monty raised me. He put me through college. And you think I'm ben I've Beenna goes there in her funeral and be under two minutes. Well, listen, listen, brother, keep brother, keep listen to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what mister Lord, don't list is she loan the list. We have a shealer. Yes, there's a sealer that's singing your name off the list. Take her off the list and put me where she supposed to be with my current and her time is Bobby Bobby now, yes, Bobby Junior is given remarks that why that's that's Delris's that's mister Lawes's son, right, Yes, every son, the one that been locked up, he just got out of tail. Truth be told, he the one Dawn and then put her into cot. You needn't take him off the list too. Give me all that time, because I mean, if I gonna take nothing that Keith, let me let me. Let me just say this to you. I cannot take she law or Boby Junior off. I can't make any alterations to this program unless they say that, Actually, sir, you already you already taking you already taking people name off, you're taking my name off. But but they they orchestrated this though. Who is they? Who is dated? They for having my problems? They try to take me off my hockey program? Who is date? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But until they say that you can matter, sir, I'm not gonna I don't want to. I don't want to have this turn out to be bad and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloyd's. Okay, damn right here. And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you, I guarantee you it's gonna be a truthful one in there. Somebody else gonna get things and the call for two. I guarantee that if I don't get to say nothing in my monkey funeral, Moranty didn't pay for their college. I didn't put six thousand in the funeral. I bet you, I tell you this. I'll tell you this, mister Lord. I bet you whether I'm on the program I'm not. I bet you I say with the I want to. I'll bet you that much. You tell by that I didn't. He didn't put me through college. I put money on the funeral. I called around a few. You ain't putting no money on the funeral. Tell them they can't be on the program, man Keith. They when they decide who who who's on it? If they changed the format, then I will call you who who the is they? That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who is they? Can I can I tell you something and I don't want you to get to I rate okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, man. I just want to say this Keith with This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mortin Show. You just got breaked. You just gotten breaked by your cousins and Bobby Junior. You bum, I'm Bobby Junior up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that my pressure is all. I ain't got time to be playing man taking me on damn program. I'm oh, Bobby, Bobby said, y'all grew up like brothers man, and you was you was basically another son of mister Lord's. That's right, yes, yes I was. Man. Oh hey, let me ask you this man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show? You play Who the Blank Is? Date? Right? Who the Blank is? Day? You keep talking about the people who a Day? I want to know who they are. But take Sheila off the list, give me all her time. And the dude that just got out, Yeah, who timmy time Tommy Tommy Baby is still rocking, Baby, still rocking. New Year's Comedy land Fest is jumping off. Yeah, it's gonna jump off in Chicago, Illinois. That is December the thirtieth, U ninetieth Center. Here we come, January first. We in December, I mean we in DC Eagle Bank Arena, Eagle Bank Arena, that is Januine Marry the first, and then January second, Atlanta, GA, State Farm Arena. Tickets are on sale at all Taking Master outlets. Here is the lineup Earthquake Eddie Griffith such at the entertainment DL Hughley and hosted by Yours Truly net. You comment, all right, it is the New Year's Comedy laugh fast any one of them nights turning. Yeah, January second, you're going State Farm. No asking who's on that show? He said on that one, Yeah, said d l Eddie Earthquake. Okay, ain't your nephew. You're coming through hang a little bit. Well, you got to get out of Israel. Friend, where's you an? Well, I ain't in Israel no more, but I am kind of kind of still overhill though frequent fly. Well, I'm still out of the country. It's what I'm saying right right today. Yeah, country, you'd be back for Christmas, right, And that's that's the goal. That is to go, god willing. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure up by the end of the week, I should go. I would be nice to just be rich and don't know when you coming back, and when you go. All of us know our round trip ticket. You don't know damn thing I don't. I don't know litter ary. Yeah, I get there when I get there, all right, all right, nephew, thanks round trip. Blow it up. Next Strawberry Letters, subject goodness and mercy. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now. You never know. It could be yours. You never know. Buckle lupat, hold on tight, We got it taut you here. It is the Strawberry Letter, subject to goodness and mercy. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for four years and I'm not the kind of wife that snoops around to see if my husband is talking to other women. I know for a fact that he's talking to other women, and I pray that his commitment to me can withstand temptations. I was married before, and my ex husband and I are cordial to each other, but whenever I talk to him, my current husband is around. I expect the same courtesy from my husband if he should ever talk to one of his ex girlfriends. But I think he may be sneaking around with two of his exes because he has different ring tones for two of his ex girlfriends and their numbers are saved under cute pet names. One of his exes has Marvin Gay song Mercy Mercy Me as her ring tone, and she saved as Mercy in his phone. In he has a song touched Me Tease Me by Case as the other exes ring tone, and she saved as Goodness in his phone. I'm not proud of how I found out about this, but I got his best friend to spill the beans. When he came by the house to wash my car using his mobile detail service. I started grilling him about my husband's ex girlfriends, but only after he told me that I'm the most special lady my husband ever dated. I asked him about the ex'es, and this fool said, oh, Goodness and Mercy. I laughed, and he kept talking and said, that's what my husband called them. That conversation led me snooping through my husband's phone and finding both Goodness and Mercy and seeing the ring toned Do I ask him why they're still saved in his phone like that? Or should I trust him until he gives me the reason to believe that he's sneaking around on me? I think you are to have a reason, And you know, I just got to ask you, how much more proof do you need? I mean, do you want to catch them in the act or whatever they're doing? I think something is definitely going on. His friend pretty much confirmed that. I mean, I know that's what your intuition is telling you. That's why you wrote us that he's doing something with these women. And of course this shouldn't be with the married man. Why is he hiding their real names? Why do they have code names on his phone? What's with the different soundtracks when they call? I mean, there's some secrecy, And yes, I'm sneaking around, going on something, and he's definitely given you a reason to snoop. So what you're doing is okay as far as I'm concerned. Don't feel badly about that. If you ask him, he's probably just gonna lie anyway, and he's not gonna volunteer any information, that's for sure. I say, try to get in his phone, hack his phone, do whatever you have to do, and block a Goodness and Mercy's numbers, because your husband thinks he's slick with all of that, and you have done nothing wrong. Steve Wow Right, Obviously we read two different letters, so here I go. The subject is Goodness and Mercy. Now this woman been married for years and proceeds to tell us a non truth. She says, I'm not the kind of wife that snoops around to see if my husband is talking to other women. The whole letter is about you snooping around trying to see if your husband is talking to other women. The whole letter I know for a fact. Right after she said that, she says, I know for a fact that he's talking to other women, and that I pray his commitment to me can withstand himations it can't, so let's just go on. It can't. I was married before. My ex husband and I are cordial to each other, but whenever I talk to him, my current husband is around. Why y'all talking? You ain't mentioning no kids? Why y'all talking? Okay? And I expect the same courtesy from my husband if he should ever talk to one of his ex girlfriends. Next question, why are they talking? Y'all? Got too much ex talk going on in y'all current relationship? Where too much ex talk? But I think he may be sneaking around with two of his exes because he has different ring tones for two of his ex girlfriends. Now, how do you know that? Did you hear the phone ring has it as? Did you see the name pop up and the song when when the phone right? No? You know how you found this out in the way that you said at the top of the show. At the top of the letter, I'm not the kind of wife that snoops around to see if my husband is talking to other women. You lied. The entire letter is about this, and now let's get big down to it. Because you said you think he's sneaking around with two of his exes because he got different ring tones for two of his ex girlfriends. One of his exes has the Marvin Gay song Mercy Mercy Me. Let's explore this song, Poman Mercy mercy Me. All things ain't what they used to be? Nah? Where do you hear me? All things ain't what they used to be? Nah. That's the key, because when he hears mery mercy mercy me, he is immediately reminded that things ain't like they used to be. No where did all the blue sky well, did all the blue skies guns to this damn thunderstone. We'll let part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after be our subject of today's strawberry letter, Goodness and Mercy. We'll get back into it, and we come back right after this you're listening show, All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter, Goodness and Mercy. This woman been married for a year and say she to kind of watch snoops round check see if her husband is talking to other women. But she does, throughout this whole letter do that she talks to her ex husband, but whenever she talks to him, her current husband is in the room. And she would hope that her ex that her husband when he talks to his exes that she would be in the same room. Like I said before, it's a lot of X talk going on, which is the problem with his whole Damn let up ex shit remained where they are X or X anyway. I expect the same courtesy of my husband. But I think he's sneaking around with two of his exes because he got different ring tones with two of his exes and their numbers are saved with cute pet names. One of the exes has Marvin Gaye song Mercy Mercy Me, Mercy mercy Me. All things ain't what they used to be. Na, right there, Na, things ain't what they used to be, Na, because it's changed because he got you now and I don't know what the pet name is. Then he has a song touched Me, teased Me by Case. I don't know that song. I don't. I can't think you want the lyric? Yeah, touch me, teased me, feel me, antle, caress me, hold on, Titan, don't let go? Okay, now it's a little bit faster feel me? So what the hell you think going on? Order? What is you stupid? And then his other girlfriend she saved as goodness is his phone now? A one is named Mercy and other one is Goodness. I'm not proud of how I found out about this well, because you snooped. Guess why? But you got his best friend the spiel of beams when he came by the house to wash my car using his mobile details. Wow. I started grilling him about my husband's ex girlfriends, but only after he told me that I'm the most special lady my husband ever dated. That's caused the car wash. Dude, won't you so he makes it comp you the most special lady your husband? You're my man ever dated. I asked him about the exes and this food said, who Goodness and Mercy? You really thinks he accidentally spieled that. I don't. I think he did it on purpose. I laughed, and he kept talking and said that's what my husband called him. Conversation led to me snooping through my home's husband's phone. Didn't you? I thought? She said, you don't do that. First you grilled his friends. Now you're back snooping through his phone and you saw in the ring tone. Do I ask him why they're still saved in his phone like that? Or should I trust him until he gives me a reasonably, he's not sneaking around me. Lady. At the top of the letter, you said you've been married four years. Four years the car wash dude still know their name. They in his phone as Goodness and Mercy, which means he's got the same number for four years. Ain't nothing changed. But we're here today, uh, for today's sermon on whway you would call Deacon joint or introduce the sermon Goodness and mercy? Please in your own way? How said it? Right now? In this moment, we want you to bring a word people will understand goodness. Goodness stop right there for a minute. Let's just talk about why someone would be named goodness. Goodness is a term use from the moment we are chilling, that's right. Think of all the times you have experienced goodness as a boy, yeah, or your first new bike goodness, your sir, Your first can be ball goodness, your first time walking with an Ausi Cola and a bag of chips goodness, your first time standing against your locker and that girl walked by that calls you to stop believing goodness. When you walk a girl home, she turned around and kiss you on your jaw. Good God a man now that's goodness. That goodness when you bar your daddy's call and pick up a girl and drive down to the lag Yes, and windows are start fogging. Oh but what is that, deacon? That's good needs goodness, and wish she put it on you like you ain't ever had it put on you before. And you see your young ass in the car. I don't know what's happening to you. Things is going a little crazy. Your eyeballs is crossing. They didn't roll up in the back of your head house standing up on the back of your neck. Your body's shaking, it quivered like somebody clubbed you up to refrigerate the wall. You're about to go crazy, and all of a sudden you start screaming, messing, messing, messing. Goodness and mercy will follow you on the days of your life. Yes, the fall, because that's what goodness and mercy do. Sports talk with Junior coming up at forty six minutes after right after this, you're listening, all right, Junior, in time for sports talk with you Uncle. I know, man, you over there, year. I don't know nothing going on. Man. Let me tell you this man, LaVar Ball. Everybody know LaVar Ball. He's LaMelo's dad he back in the news again to his son played for the Charlotte Hornets. LaVar Ball, Yeah. LaVar Ball says that he compared Michael Jordan too expired. Milk says that LaMelo has no business answer for advice from Michael Jordan when the last time he won the championship. I just don't understand. Why did the dude keep doing this to Mike Manu when when the last time he won the championship. Why is your boy talking to you? You put this in perspective. I don't make no sense. LeVar and I like Ball daddy, Yeah, I don't know why he would say that. Man. That just makes no sense. Man, And he says publicity, it's gotta be it's got he got to be up to something, man, because Michael Jordan got six championship rings and managed to grades even played the game. Who ain't gonna take advice? It's like me tell me, like if he tell me how to do a joke and I say I ain't doing that, that sounds response that's why your ass ain't going no where. I don't know what that is about. I just hate the fact that he has to go through that bad it's gonna be some good games on Christmas. I know you're probably gonna be home, but man, you gotta get rid of no no, no, no, man. I'll be home for Christmas. You gotta be home for Christmas. I love it over here, but they can't have this here. Man. They have two trees up over here. But the game everybody's gonna be talking about is the Lakers and the Nets on Christmas Day. That's gonna be the one. Right now. The Nets is seventeen and eight, the Lakers of fifteen and thirteen. So I don't I really want to see a game, can't right now? Say shacks through? Then? Everybody n Houston beat the Nets the other day. We left up. They did, they did, they won, but were not listen not We just got three wins. Yeah, that ain't that ain't y'all got three? That ain't a good example, Jory, What was happening to with football? Because there ain't no football. Oh you did pretty good, man. Did you know the Browns one Sunday? Yeah? I know, okay about that. I was on the text feed with thirteen Browns fans. You picked the Ravens, though maybe you said you picked against them. Well, I know. I did that in hopes that I would be wrong because I'm a diehard Brown fan, So that was my faith move. So I didn't be disappointed, but all my prayers and hopes it's wrapped up into Cleveland Brown thus explaining my sheer disappointment this year so far. They're gonna be doing but they seven to six. They gotta win the record. So you know, man, we were picking tomorrow. Man, we're gonna pick tomorrow. Don't don't pick against the Browns. I like the Browns. I really like what the Browns doing. Texas is we need to stop. We need to get the lead, all right, Junior, we need to that note. We'll be back with more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Actress Zandia and actor Tom Holland has been in the news a lot lately, not just because of their new movie Spider Man No Way Home or because of their rumored relationship, but this is why they're really in the news because of their height difference. Uh See, Zandia's five ten and Tom Holland is five eight. Tom, Yeah, his name is Tom Holland i'le short for Tom Musk. Here we go. Apparently it's a big deal for some people that Zendea is a couple of inches taller than Tom. So the question is with the guys, would you guys date a woman that's taller than you? Would you do that? And Carl, You're never in my life had that experience. Never never dated a woman taller in six two, never never met one. I've seen some very very attractive tall women. I just haven't had the opportunity to meet him. They stood next to me. I didn't know that feeling. So I'm out. Now we have someone here who can immediately with a full answer paragraphs, and I say, I'm going on to ask the question again. Shelly, all right, the question is would you date a taller woman? Would you date a woman I have? He has to not that he has, he has to mean if he don't. And I oh, no, no, no, no, no no no. That your doctor told you you were five nine and I had and then you said I I said I was five ten and a half. He says, no, you're not. You're a little under five ten. You're a little under five ten. What do under five ten means to five nine twelve five nine eleven five nine twelve time day. The girl that was up dated, a girl that was six one before let me when she took you home. Her hard was her daddy laughing. They were young and in love. Height didn't matter, daddy laugh. Girl, what you got on? I was comfortable what she was. She was that was on over you six one one one volleyball girl. Kay, I don't know, man, I ain't crazy. It was two girls at Miss Universe that was taller than me. Really, two girls. But but but but that's but that's what they shoes on because they wear them platforms and heels. Oh yeah, yeah, that Miss USA was pretty to me, man, he was pretty. I'm gonna tell you who should have won, Miss Pandamon Oh that black girl from Pandamona. Y. No, that girl right there was not joking. She came out and swimmed suit and walked you let them have it, and all her answers were smart. I was stunned that she didn't move on, man, I was stunned. Miss Colombia was pretty toosty. Miss Columbia was pretty, But I thought South Africa had a shot because the yeah, was super small man, and fine, yes she was. She took third, but we're off the hype story then, yeah changed, it didn't change it touchy and I understand, I understand. I'm never that was taller than me. I'm not. I'm never. Don't stop. What's what you call it? Your average? I'm oh, I know, I know, I know. I know. It's politically because we can't call him short no more. We got to call him height challenge or something that we're hite bashing or vertical deviant, something like that. I ain't call nobody short no more. Morning Show. You know something right after you're listening Morning Show. A Florida woman was arrested after she and her date broke a sink off the wall while fooling around in the ladies bathroom of an Irish pub. Her name is Trammel. Uh and her date went into the ladies room after knocking back a few drinks, and they had sex. When they finished, they returned to their seats at the bar, and an employee went into the bathroom a few minutes later and noticed a major damage to the sink. Trammel tried to play it cool and act like nothing happened. But the pub manager called the cops. Trammel had to confess to getting busy in the bathroom and she was taking a jail. However, her accomplice was not arrested. Yeah, because they were in the ladies room. Well, yes, so the best sex is at restaurant. They got the best. They got the best bathroom, they really do. What where you so you've got the unisex bathroom? Y'all been in there? No, I'm the only one, or you could be the only one living in the house. You're not comfortable with it in the bathroom? Well, we got to go all the way down to the day of restaurant. We gotta go to Applebee, but we sick. That's different kind of bad room. You need to go like a mastro. That that's bad room. Right there, you got a man working in the bathroom. Think your towns You ready? All right, Okay, we're moving on. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna play a round of would you rather it? Thirty three minutes after right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time for would you rather here? We go? Would you rather go? Without shoes for a month, or wear a thong for a month. I'm gonna be bad. I'm gonna have to be bad footing. I can't have all that up tween. I can't have all that uptween me that long. You're not gonna be comfortable. I'm gonna need a pedicutet a month. But I'm gonna wait. I'm a rather stab Are you still thinking, because no, I don't. It's I don't have it that. They don't make dogs to fit the Yeah, you ain't nobody unfongable. You ain't unfungable. I am unfungable. You ain't all that. I had trouble with jocket straps, So I look good, hit with Come on over to the dark side. Guys. Women wear them all the time, all the time. I take my hat off. Y'all the beautiful y'all, he said, I appreciate you. One of the greatest adventures. All right. Would you rather do comedy on a cruise ship, be or whatever it is for a year, or would you rather do comedy at a nursing home for a year. I'm being that dream killing I'm I'm I'm be loosing an audience member that ain't nothing like that by wearing the ass out with an old ass joke. I'm on that ship man. You remember nineteen forty Were you really the time you tried to sit down and eat your lunch of that lunch counter wife, beat your head, you stupid you, that time you were looking at that christianed winning come damn dogs got loose went wrong? Would really really you remember that time? You remember that time we saw bull corners over that boy barn By something he would buy We want to bull? Alright, we're moving on. Would't you rather run up twenty flights of stairs? Okay, twenty flights of stairs? You know that'll get you out of breath? Or would you rather fight Floyd Mayweather Floyd money? Maybe I ain't fighting Floyd. That's my ants is up them stairs? Take them stairs. Take it's the top half with whatever. Yeah, I ain't hit Floyd, so you're not even go down a little bit. He's slow, he's slow. It is faster than anything I've ever thrown. Yeah, take these stands, all right, stairs? Floyd? All right, all right, thank you guys. That's would you rather for today? We'll be back with our last break of the day at forty nine minutes after it. I'm, of course, of closing remarks from the one and only are Fearless Leaders, Steve Harvey Freight after this, you're listening here we are, guys, our last break of the day, and it's been a good day. Steve's back on the air with us. Yeah, man, and I really appreciate you all for holding it down and lie of meat. Oh with this crazy travel schedule that I'm on and so far away from home, but you know, different time zones and different responsibilities. I would like to thank the expo team of Dubai for hosting us over there last week. Thank you, yause azing really really appreciative of all the things. I'd like to thank the miss Universal people for housing us in a lot Israel at a successful show the other night. Um, but it's a lot of traveling, a lot of different times zones. Appreciate the audience for hanging in there with us and understanding that this is different, you know. I want to say in closing, though, I think about my life often and how blessed I really am. And this isn't about me. I'm using me as an example, of course, but everybody would take the time out to just think about really, really how good God is? I mean, think about it. I was reading some comments on a post that I had saw of myself. I never know who these things are gonna go out because I'm usually just talking to audience members on a commercial break or something like that on one of my shows, because I made a conscious decision years ago that when people came to see me live that I would try to do more than entertain them. I always try to give them someone some encouragement or some motivational or words, because I know, I don't care who you are. You're struggling at one point with something. Everybody does it. And it's not that I know so much. It's just that I've been through so much and I don't have a problem sharing some of my experiences with people. And so when I'm doing these things that I see released, I didn't. I don't know when they're gonna release. I haven't be reading the comments. Just yesterday on the plane, as a matter of fact, and it was thank you, Steve. I really needed to hear that. Man's great message. Thank you man, I really really need to hear that. And then I ran across somebody who said, don't nobody want to hear them about that God stuff. You was doing all right till you mentioned God? Who is God? Who who are you talking about? And you know how you be going along with it. It's just that one comment that sticks out. I don't care how many fire flames you got next to you, and now you read the one comment, you go, oh, this person right here, And I started to feel some kind of way. But then you know what I really started to feeling. I started to feeling sorry for this person. But because I went wild, Man, how sad is this person's life that they've now allowed the devil to fool them into thinking that there is no God, that God does not exist? I mean, do you understand that the devil has you right where he wants you at this point, right here? Because the devil only has one job in life, and that's to rob you of your destiny. And if he can start with a very very common basic thing in us, the belief in God, then I mean, man, he's got you. He's got stranglehold on you because you you won't wear anywhere to go, You have no faith, you have nothing to hang your hat on in times of trouble and disappointment and setbacks and hardships. You just have no way to go. And I just want to encourage people, man to always keep the faith, man, and just think about all the things God has done for you. Man, you may not be where you want to be. Understand that I got it, but take an inventory on where you are, because you do know a couple of ticks, and it could have been worse. I was reading something from an inmate one time, and he was doing thirty years. That's a long time, and I was feeling for this brother. But as I got to reading what he had written, I was reading from a person who was so enlightened. He said, as dimes my consequences may seem, I do realize that it could have been worse. And I went wout. Here's a person who has found something in a thirty years sentence, he said, because actually, I could have been dead. I could have been killed in the act of what I'm doing, he said, but God, through his mercy, allowed me to live. And now I have a life. And even though there's not a lot of freedoms to move around as I please, my mind is completely free, he saw. I'm in here helping other inmates. I'm teaching cats how to read in here. I'm helping people with their defense. We've got a Bible study. He saw I'm in a band. He saw I write all bars with other inmates, and he's a rapper. He was just talking about all the things he was able to do that he never took the time to do when he was out there because he's just so busy committment crime. He just never really took the time out to set down and find out who he was. And I'm just saying that to say, even people who you think are in dire circumstances, when they think about it, can find something to be grateful for. So I'm asking you what can you be grateful for? Like I said, you may not be where you want to be, but hey, listen, what about where you are? What about your family being healthy? What about the home you have? What about to call you drive? What about the job you possess? What about the loved ones you get to see from What about the fact that you can still pick up the phone and call a loved one? How about you being able to make a travel plan. How about you able to go Christmas shopping? How about you buying something online? How about the fact that you're just able to walk around. How about the fact that you enclose in your right mind. How about it that if he thought about it. There's a lot to be grateful for, man, And the more gratitude you show to God, the more things he offers you, the more things he gives you to be grateful for. It's a very very strong principle of success. So y'all, as we approached this holiday season, which we're dead in the middle level, be grateful not for what you can give, but how about just being grateful for what you received. God hadn't done a lot for you. If I was you, I'd spend some time thanking him for Those are my closing remarks. Today we're back. I'm still out of the country. I thank God for safe travels. I mean, man, I travel crazy. I'm a helicopters, boats, airplanes, I'm on all kinds of stuff. Man, My whole God is good man. Oh see y'all in mar Stay with it for all Steve Every contests. No purchase necessary, void we're prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve HARVEYFM dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.