Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all don't know, y'all back a suit, looking back to back down, giving them like a million bucks things, and it's not true. Good Steve together forty don't join Jo. You gotta use that turn arm. You gotta turn to turn them out. Love, got to turn them out, to turn turn the water the water. Come come on your bad huh. I shall will come on and everybody you are listening to the voice, come on now dig me or one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Thank God for it all the time. Too. Well, here we go today. I want to share something with you that I'll help you because it's helped me. You know. I was telling the story once that this magazine called Rob Reporting, that that was the statue I used to see for years. I started buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago. So I just wanted to see what a fluent people did, you know, just wanted to see what people with means did, what type of investments they did, what they bought, you know, what they traveled to. Rob Reports, just like oh it's like a big boy toy magazine. You can see what cars is out here. I didn't have money for none of it. I was dreaming, though, you know, I just wanted to see. And there's a statue inside this magazine of this man who was coming out of this bronze rock. And he was completely bronze, and he was muscular, and you know, he didn't look nothing like me, but he was a man coming up out of a rock. And he had a huge hammer and a chisel in his hand. And as his body from the waist up was coming out of this huge piece of stone, you could see where it was him who had been chiseling and forming himself. So the name of the statue was self made man. And for years man, I said, Man, I'm gonna get a big house one day, and I'm gonna put that statue in the backyard in the corner. That's gonna be my little spot where I go chill, because I'm a self made man. Well, after years of working at becoming somebody and having reached a degree of success, I would have nothing to do with that statue. There's nothing about that statue that appeals to me anymore. Because on my journey and in my quest to become what I thought would be this self made man, why I could put this statue and had a statue in the corner, be kind of cold, symbolizing it. I had made it. I realized on my journey there's no such thing as a self made man. That we all need help, and that God places people in our paths along the way that benefit us oftentimes. And it's the most unlikely person oftentimes, and it's the most unlikely way that He presents these people in front of you. It's crazy how he does it. Man. And so this is a statue now that I look at and I go, I see what the creator was saying. And that's cool, but not not for me, because I needed help. And I've learned a lot of things like this along the way. And the part I wanted to share with you all about this is you've got to develop. You've got to develop a sense of purpose. You have to develop a sense of purpose. That's different. See, your purpose is created for you by God, because when He created you as an individual from whatever two parents you may have, that's not important here. When he created you, he had something in mind for you, and it was a purpose. God has not created a single soul to become a criminal. God has never created a single soul to be a drug dealer. This came about through some decisions we made as sinners, and we stayed in that place. But see what he created us. He has a wonderful idea for us. But God gives us human beings this thing called choice, and we have the power to decide. So you can decide if you're going to adhere to the purpose that God created you and made you for, or you can go ahead and make some choices on your own. So like, if God wanted to give your life and give it to come to you and give you life more abundantly, and that's his promise if you come to him, if you choose him, then cool. But if you say, well this ain't moving along fast enough, I'm gonna get my own life of abundance, I'm gonna start slinging. Well, guess what. Now you've made a decision. And see God's decisions and choices. The one thing I learned about him, God's decisions, choices, his voice, it has no sin in it. Ain't it amazing how many people and came up to you and say, the Lord wanted me to do this to you, and I'm doing it. That God is punishing you, and I'm doing this to you because God gonna see that you get your day. Who who is this person? Who is this person that God all of a sudden gave this authority and power to God? I didn't get at the nobody, Man, nobody, this person don't had a right to hold you to your past, the right to make you pay. So who makes them pay when they make mistakes? Because they all make them. So when I say you have to have a sense of you have to develop a strong sense of purpose. That means you have to strongly get in touch with your creator to find out what the purpose you were created for. See, it's two things that I had to learn along the way. My career was what I was paid for. My calling is what I was made for. See, it's two different things, folks. It took me a long time to learn it. Some people think that they calling is to be a performer. Well, that's what you paid for, and a big part of your life is your performance is tied directly to your gift. But what you made for though, what you made for is to bring about some significant change in another human being's lives because we are all linked together in this chain. That's what you are here for everybody has a purpose to do something wonderful, meaningful, or impactful for another person. You think the guy that invented the airplane was merely inventing the airplane so he could fly. No, his purpose was to become an inventor, to come up with this invention so he could fly and we all fly. See. Sometimes God will make you successful so you can become successful, so you can turn around and teach other people how to become successful. God save people, so you can turn around it tell other people how wonderful it is to be saved. You see how this thing works. That's what we have to do as people. And it's nothing that we have to go and discover. We have to go and develop it. But if you haven't discovered your purpose, it's simply because here's it. If you haven't discovered your purpose is simply because you have not contacted the creator and maker of your soul to ask and find out why you were created. It's as simple as that. If you buy a Toyota, there's an owner's manual on the inside that will tell you everything you know how to best operate your toyota, how to make it work, how how what to do. They got a troubleshooting section. Your faith is the same thing as an owner's manual in your car. Open up that bulk man, find out how to jumpstart your life, how to troubleshoot it and get on with your life, and find out your purpose and develop a strong sense of purpose. All right, okay, you're listening, ladies, A gentleman, it is upon us. The Steve Harvey Morning Show is in full effect. We are rolling this morning as usual and for the remainder of the year. I feel like I owe it to this man for all that he has done for the music industry. Roscoe Wallace, one of the greatest lounge singers of all time, is then thrall caught up spawning out of control with this three trillion dollar lawsuit of the entire music industry. Today we'll find another hit that's involved in the lawsuit. That's further proof that he is the greatest songwriter curator of music of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, my dog, the legend Scole Wallace. Well, you're in rude. You know you're the greatest bring out I ever seen outing bring them out boilery day. You did that that old old thing you did. You know you didn't introduction of Christ that time. That's the only thing I ain't suing somebody for, because I would wish you when you wrote that that boy show how they need to do what I'm timing? What's going on? Roscoe? Ain't nothing, baby, Roscoe? He wrote you going st very baby girl? Hello Roscoe? How are you? Colin? I know I know how you feel about We're going on, Colin Red. What's going on? Roscoe? What's happening? Ain't nothing missing? You know? I'm just hidding form you of all that I'm doing right now. The music I'm gonna make this with shot this sweet. I'm also bringing in one of the great groups into this lawsuit. I'm suing All nine or the Common Doos All nine or the Common Door Why line on that big as boy with him big glasses on. I don't even know his name, all them, all nine of them, the ones that didn't matter, you know, try to lead Linelin. It came up with night Trape, all of them? Who too? Oh she's a brick house. Hey, she's might and might just letting it all hang out. Oh she's a brick you know where she is? Come on, now, how made our concrete? She's the one, only one built from a whole lot of fun. She knows she's got everything. Come on, and a woman needs to do one with the rosal Please, man, how can't she lose with the stuff she used? It ain't gotta do to you, Monica. They six twenty four six quarter winning hand rick out my great hits right there, Roscoe, Man, do you think you're gonna have to take the witness? Stay in? Roscoe? Yeah? Here, Yeah, I'm gonna take the stand. Hell, I'm gonna do that like that little white boy Kyle Rittenhouser did. I'm gonna go up there and start crying because obviously if that seems to work now in this crazy and judicial system. Oh, I'm gonna do he got away. I know getting here. Well, I'm gonna get something. Three trier. You give me one trie. You're not gonna home sit out? All right? Thank you? Roscoe coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour, run that prank back with the nephew. Right after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, and it's time for running that prank back with the nephew. What do you have for us today, nephew, Carol, I'm about to cry like I never cried before, for it's all for the prank. It's all off for them, your son and my daughter. Let's go care though, watch me cry? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's Father's this Darren's father? Yes, it's Darren singing. Listen, I'm calling you. Lashawanda is my daughter. She goes to college up there with your son. And I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago, was that the two of them then run off and then got married together. I don't know what what what what make them run off and get married? Like? Wait, wait, wait, wait wait where did you hear this from? I just got a phone call from one of the kids at the school saying that they didn't that this. The girl grew up with and went to grew up with an all too grade school. She called it, said, Lashonda and Darren and the run off and got married together. And they done, they say they done yesterday. But wait, wait, my father ain't my friend. Ain't I talked to him? Uh my three days ago here, he ain't nothing like that? I know, so't it yesterday? I've been calling shy and call it ain't nobody picking up. And I'm calling this the boys. They give me the boy phone numb and I'll call him. It ain't nobody picking up in the airs or nothing. Dude, it ain't like my baby girl to do like nothing like this here. But it's not like my son do nothing like that without talking to me first. So let me call down there and talked to Darren and uh, I can't give me your number. I'll call you back. I'm going down there to that school myself. I'm gonna find both of them now. I'm gonna call you to let you know his No. If I'm find out my baby girl it didn't ran off and got married because she didn't gotten pregnant, I'm I promise you, I'm gonna do something that boy years if you got my baby pregnant, you wait a minute now, I wait a minute. Now, you know I don't do nothing to my son. I understand about your daughter. That's my son. Now you're going down and put your hands on my son. If if you got my if you come, that's my only baby I got, Well, I understand that's your only baby, because that's that's my only son. If you tell me I was gonna put your ass on, You're gonna have a problem if you got my baby pregnant, your son Darren going, I'm gonna beat it. I mean, what's your name again? What's your doing? My name loop is my baby? Which whats your name? What's your dil it? I know? How do you tell your damn that? Look here, mister Dillard. Uh, you're not gonna put your ass on my son. Let me. And there's the only reason I didn't see her doing something like that because I'm taller, I'm toly years and years and years. You know. Don't mean no baby. You know what I mean, no baby not being married. You don't do it. He went on. God man, that means you're trying to make it right now. Wish you did, mister Dillon. Mister Dillon, mister to me, now, I understand that's your daughter, she's playing or whatever, but let me talk to my son before you go down there trying to do something crazy. Okay, let me tell you something. Your son didn't curse my baby girl and be getting married, and he didn't gotta pregnant. I know what's going on. I know what it is. My son ain't done nothing to your daughter. Let me call down there and talk to him before you talk about going down and putting your hands on somebody. I told my Matt he ain't number the thug who who? Who? Who? Who? But don't be a choosing my son of being no damn third. Now, well, what kind of man getting mad at the age of twining ain't talk to the parts and nobody wouldn't make them do something like that? Well you talking about I told you my son ain't done nothing because you're raising it? Did you raising? You ever doing? You're in raising? Right? Wait a minute, now are you talking to I'm talking my baby bringing. I'm gonna if you done, you're gonna get your on my whole Hold who you think you're talking to you? I'm talking to you. I'm talking to whole home. Man't put your hands on nobody. You put your hands on so you don't clack. You understand me. That's my shun But about your daughter, But that's my baby, my baby Hey man, hey, I hey, that's my show. You're talking about putting your hands on You won't have a problem with me if my baby bringing out promises you don't never knowing nothing because I'm gonna do something that bore you. Ever, that's the last time on here. You're gonna get something my shore. Now now you gonna show down gat of your shot and they and I relaxed for a minute. Let me call my friend. I could back to you, because that I need to tell you what he man? What got the farm in at school to get the woman? I want you to know one day? Get off this fault. What is it? Man? Yeah, I'm listening. Is nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mister Darren, you just got pranked by your son, Darren Junior. Oh my uncle, that boy boy got better sense. No, I gotta had blood pressure. What I call his mama? My time me. I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. By the Davis would have been proud right there. He'd have been proud of me right there now. Crime. Yeah, you know, And I ain't learned how to blow up Bubba out my nose yet. But when I get that, you are you putting yourself? Excuse me? Are you putting yourself in the category of Viola Davis. Now what you damn s a? Yeah, you don't understand that of course, all right, welcome to Thomas Miles praise and worships. You know, I have to pat myself on the back because y'all don't I have to have. I don't know how you gonna get your head back. He just be hate hate. I'll just be calling it out as I see it, and it's hate. You call your hand, you viol Davis? Coming up, asked the Sealer. With our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey, right after this, you're listening to show coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have an national news with miss Anne Tripp. And in today's entertainment news, legendary Carla, I know you know this, legendary music mogul La Reid has suggested that Beyonce and Mariah compete in a versus battle child. Interesting. Interesting, right, And the twenty twenty one Forbes list of Most Influential Women is out. But right now it is time for a chief Love officer to answer some love questions from you. This one's from Donnie in Lexington. Donnie says, my mother and I own a rental home in a not so good part of town, and she's letting one of her old male friends stay in the house and isn't charging him the full rent. I think he's a bootlegger because there's a stash of liquor in the basement and I have watched people come and go from there. I told my mom it's time to sell the property, and she got upset. I suspect she might be part of his underground enterprise. How do I go against my mom? You can't. You can't. It's probably your mama's house. I don't know how it worked, how y'all bought it. I don't really understand that. But your mama is involved in the bootleg operation. It's been going on in the hood for year's son. Or it has nothing to do with you. Go sit your ass down somewhere. And the reason she's getting this half is because she's getting half of the proceeds coming about that basement. Now, unless you're gonna start running moonshine, your ass ain't got nothing to do with this. Now, take your little young ass to college and get you an education and stay out of grown folks business. Next question, your mama's a bootlegger. Yeah, might be running numbers too, so you might want to look into that. Jenna and Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year old woman and I braid hair for a living. I have a forty seven year old boyfriend that worked as a restaurant manager. He referred one of his waitresses to get her hair done, and she paid me in cash two hundred and ten dollars. When she was leaving, she said she was going to thank my man for getting her hair done. I called him and asked him if he paid for it, and he denied it. I don't know who to believe, and I want to beat them both. Why would she lie about it? Well? What did she lie about it? I don't think that she Well, she said she going and forgetting her hair done. Could she have been saying, I want to thank your man for sending me over here to get my hair done because you did such a wonderful jobs. She paid in cash and yeah, and she thinks her man supplied the money for it, paid for it. Well, you know, they are all some stupid men in this world. Yeah, he denied it. He said he did what she said. See, I mean it could be I just want to thank him for sending me over here. Man, you did such a great job. I don't know if Cash meant that he gave it to her. You know, he just recommended. Does she go what she looked like? You know that's a that's a last time. Oh yeah, that ain't gonna happen, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah, that's last time doing the heir. You believe that. But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash what you want, and you didn't have braiding business. I ain't you know? She was throwing shade though, Yeah, oh yeah, Why are you sitting her over there to your woman? If you're doing something it's beyond stupidity to me. All the place you could have sent him the whole lot of people wanted. She didn't pull it out once she said that you could pull it, Brady right on back out of that. No, she paid was walking out the dough. You think you're gonna take some braids out of woman's hair after she just had them done? Set that FORI hours. I got a whole the news for you. That's a whole nother strawberry. Let it in. She snatched my brain. That's the subject, all right, Moving on Mika and Fayetteville says, I'm a fifty year old divorced woman and I'm still having sex with my ex husband. He is remarried, but his wife doesn't enjoy sex as much as I do. So we have an arrangement. He said it's getting too expensive and he wants to pay me a flat rate monthly instead of each time he visits. I told him he could get it free if he left his wife and came back to me. He hasn't called me in a few days. Is he considering it or did I run him off for good? Now you ran him off. You ran him off. He's your ex for a reason. He wan't you for what he got you fall not for nothing else. You too much with the rest of it. You just too much. It's too much with you. But if I can just come over here, now he want a flat rate. So now you're not really having sex with your ex husband. You are the owner and operator of the brothel, and now you won't. And you think he's reinconsidering to move back into the brothel. But if he moved back into the brothel, they don't just be brothel duties being performed. You're talking and wearing him about another stuff. So lady, and then you got to remember why you all became a divorce and exits in the first place. And I'm pretty sure it would have something to do with that other wife he got. How much is she charging him monthly? Jo? What is this call? I don't know, but he want a flat rate though, just a monthly rate, and he won't come over. He won't like put on Saturday. Yeah, I'll just put you on salary then when I come over. If I come over four five times, that's the same as two yea. Yeah, he want a salary to employ you. They don't do that at the brothels. They don't have packages at the brothel. I don't think. I'm pretty sure as a pay as you a LA card? Yes, Ala, all right. Moving on to Danny in Baltimore. Danny says, I'm twenty eight years old and my boyfriend and I have been together for six years. I've been messing around on him, and I think it's time for us to break up because he never talks about us having a future together. When I try to leave him, he cries and has an attitude for days. I hate to upset him, but I don't want a cry baby man that doesn't have a five year plan. Do I cut him off cold turkey? Or do I talk to him in person, let him cry and then leave him. Ma'am? Why did you write us? Oh, Danny? Why did you write us? You don't want this man. He's a damn cry baby. You've been sleeping around on him for six years. You obviously want to sleep around more and you want him. You don't want him upset because you're a nice person. But you're a nice person, were tricky ways. It's a lot of people like you, Danny. It's okay, just going about your business. You just look, we threw that's it. Let him cry. Ain't going to do what you've been doing? Next question? Sure, we're not dealing with Danny no more. That's all. That's a shot your crying ass up. You can cry now. Don't leave me, Danny. I don't want to sit here with all this crime. These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime. We will meant to be Did you hear what I said? These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime? Is your punk ass up? That's cheating. I don't nobody want you coming up. Thank you, Filo. Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have some national news with miss Anne and some entertainment news right after this. You're listening to show. All right, Carlo, Time for Carlo's music news. What's your god? Girl? All right? So we all know the legend La Read you know music producer back in the day, baby face, la Read you know the duo. Well, he's trending after he pushed for a versus battle. He suggested this between Get This, Beyonce and Mariah Carey. So La Read. He was on the talk show The Real and he said these two musical giants would be ideal opponents for the versus battle. Mariah Carey versus Beyonce, he said, bring that on. Come on, man, the fans, the hits. I don't know, guys, divas to different stuff styles and error. I would think too. I would think it's two different eras though, but I don't know who. Do you guys think who would win? See? Yeah for sure? Yeah, but I can't imagine them doing it to begin with, uh, because they're both so iconic, right yeah, oh and both still very relevant. I don't know. And then I just can't imagine Mariah sitting there and staying composed. Uh, I mean just knowing her personality. I don't know her like extremely well, but I've been around enough times. I just I can't imagine she doesn't have that type of personality. I can't because when Beyonce starts throwing down some of them heaters, I mean, it's gonna it's gonna register on Rid's face a little bit too crazy, right, So she ain't gonna be able to play it off. Like that time we was backstage at the Apollo with the tribute to the Apollo was doing the tribute to Patti LaBelle and Maria was next to go out, and Prince walked in the back door, and Prince came up to me and said, Steve, I just want to go out and just do something real quick. Man. I ain't gonna stay. But the whole backstage was lit up. Prince walked there where Maria was next. Maria looked it saw Princess said oh lord, oh wait a minute, Jesus, Princess here, I need some more hail. I need I need some more sparkles. Go get my team. I mean I want but it was Prince, I understood it, and yeah, yeah, so I can't imagine her sitting there because Maria's had some gigantic hits. Yeah, but people came out soon put some speck on Mariah's name because Mariah, you know the like I said to me, it's two different eras for them to battle. So yeah, the styles are different. So but those are two giants right there, just like Ella Reid said, he's in the music business. So there you go. We'll see, all right, la if you think so, I mean, I would definitely watch it, but I don't know. Yeah, yeah, the culture will win again for sure. Yeah, and it's hard to choose between the two of women's well yeah, we're having problems choosing right now, right all right. So, for nearly two decades, Forbes magazine has ranked the world's most powerful women speaking women based on female leadership amongst CEO's politicians, media personalities, and entertainers. Oprah is the highest among the female entertainers at number three. Then you got Rihanna at number sixty eight, Beyonce seventy six, Aba du Verney at eighty and Serena Williams at eighty five. So we want to say congratulations to these powerful, powerful women. You're listening. All right, come on, Steve, introduce your your your best friend. Let's go. Jay Anthony Brown just got here. No no, no, no, no, You're gonna need to do better than that. We've been friends. Way to love. Put some put some sauce in that. Put some sauce on my name, some sauce on my lazy German. Thank you, without further adode the living myth and legend that damn Jay Anthony the Brown. Okay, can we just run that every week? Because I know I'm not gonna be able to get you to do You're not get again. Ok yeah, Okada saved that because Dave marked that and saved that. Okay, because all right, here we go. What's in the mind of your Trulie Jy Anthony Brown. It is the holidays. I'm talking to the grandparents. I'm talking to the anster, uncles, aunties, the older people who are buying gifts for these kids, probably the very first time. Now a lot of us will give cash. That's cool, and a lot of us don't know what to buy. I don't know what to buy, but I know what not to buy. I know what you shouldn't try to give a child because they ain't gonna want it. If your ass is wrapping up a yo yo right now, stop what you're doing. Okay, stop it, don't nobody stop it. Don't nobody wanta damn yo yo. Okay, nobody wants that. If you went out and purchased or hula hoo with good intentions or hula hoo, they're gonna know what the hell it is as soon as you wrap that damn thing up, and they don't want it. Okay. You can keep all these old ass board games, sorry, Monopoly operation. Don't body want them damn games. Okay, think about it. When the last time your ass played Monopoly, you ain't play long long damn you give it to the child. And here's something very important. Don't make a damn thing. Don't make anything. If you're knitting, knit one pearl, to knit one pearl, to knit one. Stop knitting. Don't nobody want them thick ass demittens. No nobody with that thick ass sweater and got stop running neck and you get a cramp in your damn neck, don't nobody want that. Stop knitting, stop right now. Don't bake a damn thing to send those things. Don't hold up in the middle and last, but not least, if you're building a doll house, damn it, stop it. Stop writing down you go a seven hundred pounds doll house. It ain't got no floors in it. The ceiling is like so high. All you gotta stop down on the bottom. The windows away at the top. Don't know, child, want that? Stop building? Okay, these are my holiday kids. Don't build a damn Thing's just a doghouse. That's what you're doing. A damn dog. I'm done. I'm finishing, all right, Thank you, Jay, and Merry Christmas. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Tiger Woods is returning to the golf course next week. We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Junior. You have some contest information for us. What your god? I sure do? Shirley. 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This will be the first time Tiger has competed on the course since he broke his leg and that car crash back in February of this year. Tiger has made huge strides in his recovery and he's ready to compete. In a recent interview for Golf Digest, Tiger commented, although it's been a long and challenging year, I am very excited to close it out by competing in the PNC Championship with my son Charlie. I'm playing as a dad and couldn't be more excited and proud. The PNC Championship is a thirty six whole event that pits Tiger and his son against some of the biggest names in golf, including John Daley, Justin Thomas, and Bubba Watson. Tiger and Charlie competed in the event last year, finishing in seventh place. Which it's like a fun tournament. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of like yeah, you know, kind of like the father son thing. You know, these players play with the most of these is pros playing with their dads. Tiger is the only one. Only one had his son out there. Man, his little boy just like him, walk, just like him, all the mannerisms, all the pictures of them standing next to the green. That boy right there, man, and that little dude can golf his ball. If I had his game right now, I'd be talking so much track, I think, Man, you get to play with your dad for a million dollars in a tournament. Man, that's cool. Man. I'm mad at my dad. I got to talk to him. What I'm talking to my dad because while we played it was a free pickup game and lost that I'm not I'm not understanding how how his son get to play for a million dollars and me and my dad lost a pickup basketball game for free. Hold your man, it's good. It's gonna be good to watch Tiger twing the club though. That's gonna be your son's play, Steve. I know you and Tommy play together. That boy has no fat on him. He got He got that hell of a swing man if he played more often. But it's up to him. He's twenty four here, figure it out. Yeah, and Tommy is a golfer. You you know, man, we had a good time. We wasn't bad though. You know. Tommy hit some good shots, didn't He hit some stuff you couldn't believe. I hit some good shots. Then I hit some stuff you couldn't believe. You know, I didn't. I didn't play well. Or that day that dog on a mad rashod was hitting that ball man, and he took second place because of a mad rashod. Oh, he kept us in it. Boy, Tommy made some critical puts on the green. You know, I made some good chips from around the green that kept us in it. I made a couple of good puts. They only took one of my drives. You know that's because everybody else was out of bounds in it. Well, you know, then you want to play play the nicest shots, so you know, I had a couple of shots that they took and kept. But it was interesting, man, it was it was we had a fun day. Man was at that one again, a conez and that was his first time ever playing. Right, All right, all right, we're moving on. Coming up next, it is a nephew in the prank phone call for it today. Right after this you're listening to show coming up at the top of the hour. Write about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today. The subject this makes me laugh for some reason. I don't like his features. Okay, like his features. Here we go. This is not about you. Yeah, well, I'm only want to seem to have heard that one before. Sounds oh so familiar to me. All right, well we'll get into that just a bit, but right now it is time for the nephew and the prank phone call what you got for us? Now, before I give you the time, I just want to ask everybody, have you ever left your draw? Have you ever done it? Yes? Yes, everybody, Junior you ever left your draws bringing up? They might be listening on the stage. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure they're not listening. Yes, yes, it was. Answer quietly. Did you leave in a rush? I've left for the rush. I've left from my purpose, I've left from cost. Don't if I need to see this? Yeah, I took some draws off, threw them out the window one time. I'm on the way home. Well, you know, you know I can't. I can't ask latest this. I'm trying to remember employe wise what you can and can't do. Don't. Let's you run the damn prank. I'm sorry, let's just run the prank. That's just the title. Is he left his draw cat dog? If you would draws up? Let's go over, Yes, mister, yes, Hey, this is the door man mark of your building. Okay, I have a mistress in here who is trying to get buzzed up to your unit? Are you Are you at home right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm not a who Yeah a mister, um what you say, I'm sorry you say, mister, and he wants be buzzed up. Supposedly he left some articles in the room. Are in your unit a couple of days ago, and that was out of town a couple of days ago. What day are we talking about? Uh? So you actually, he said Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. He was there all three days. You guys let him into my apartment for three days. He was in my place. Mister. We don't let anybody in and let someone in the unit allows them to be buzzed up. That's the rules here of the building. So we definitely didn't do anything. So who let him in? Who busts him in? Me? Sir? I hate to say it, but I'm assuming your wife musts to bust him up. You mean my wife was not there three days ago. She was on a business trip. She was not at the apartment three days ago. No, sir, your wife was here. I've actually seen your wife come in and out. Okay, to dude is there right now? He's downstairs. He's here right now with me, Sir. What did he leave him? Okay, one second, missus, hang on what you actually leave? Fair of pants and what else? He says, he left a pair of pants and underwear and the two prush shirt. Sir was still Hill Hill. He's there right now. Let me talk to him. Put him on the phone. Let me talk some guards. You know what, missus. Right now we're listening to you, and I rate the way you're saying. I don't want to put this cow on the phone. Mark. If you want to keep your job at the building, you go put him on the phone now, miss sir. Sorry, missus, he's actually even out of the building now, he's what he's walking out. Should put him on the phone. Way, it's your problem. You got videos to veilings, right, You got video footage that everybody that comes in and out of the building, right, Um, yes, sir, But you know, if if nothing occurs, we I think we should have footage that goes back at least two weeks, so we should be able to pull some things out for you. Sir. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get that. And I need to sit over to me right now. I'm at my work email. I need it today because this is some'all let some my apartment and this is it's like what kind of Lincoln poop are you? What kind of in before are you? Sir? Missus? Missus day on a second, All right, well please hear me out, sir, hear me out. I have we haven't just let someone in, someone in your unit buzz someone up. We didn't just let anyone up. Now, I know you don't want to hear it, but I'm assuming your wife buzz this guy just turns up. We didn't do that. You should put up and get me what I asked for and then with done. Okay. Well, well, you know you're saying I am a problem. Maybe you have a problem pleasing your wife and that's why she's buzzing other people up. You talking to me like that, you're being you're respectful to me as well, sir. No, no, no, no. The disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up in my business. That you know is now. I haven't let anybody up here. I can't stop your wife for doing what she's doing. Do you like some guy in what you're thinking it might be taking out on me what you should be saying to your wife. Somebody has got a dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody up to the room on your guard. That's don't want me to do. Man, missus you you you know what. I'm the only round here busting my take kids. Damn man, I'm want you're working right, now to pay for that. So they got job where you might be handling man whatever, Denner, you're not. You're not handling your business at home. That's why she keeps buzzing people up. Sir. You know what, what the business I'm gonna handle when I get home today is shown your wife has been Sir, you're gonna quit calling me the doorman? Okay, you want to woman, what's your mother position? What you do for a living? I'm a doorman door and thank you miss door man. Bat fact, I'm gonna stop calling you miss the doorman because that's giving you too much respect. Okay, but if you know, if you if you stop calling me from going up to your room, you'll be fine. Who the Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife got me the prank phone call you you're crazy? Yes, by the job cussing man's cool? Man, You don't know that was going through my head and she was about to get it. Y'allways, everybody was about, Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man? Gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning So got to be, got to be and who is the most ignorant on that show? Got to be me? Yes, how do y'all feel about that? Okay, mister door man, Okay, excuse me, excuse the question. Am I back in time for the praise and worship service? Yes, you are right, you are right. I'm cute, right right, grades of all time, he greatest of all time. Thank you, thank you all you thought what you think, but you know he's the king of pranks, and I know he's the greatest of all time. Thank you, thank you, sir. All right, and the greatest of all time. It's hooking up with some of the greatest, far greater than me. New Year's Eve, New Year's Comedy, Laugh Fest, Earthquake, Eddie Griffin, Cly the Entertainer, Deal, Hughley and hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy. It jumps off Chicago, Illinois, December the thirtieth, Baby, You do not want to miss it, Washington, d C. On the first, Atlanta, Georgia on January second. Tickets available all ticket Master outlets, or you can go to the box office any of one of these arenas and get yourself some tickets to watch ignorance at its best. Did you hear that line of Eddie Griffin deal Hugley earthquake? Sturdy entertainer hosted by the Food the prank master of himself Nick Time, Oh god, I'm in beast mold baby, Yeah I am, yeah, yeah, m hmm continuation I show right, all right, Matthew, what coming up next? Strawberry Letter? The subject is I don't like his features and it's not about Steve, and we'll get back into it. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to the show, all right, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like I'm going to read this one right here, right now, and you never know, it could be yours. It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject I don't like his features, okay, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty one year old, beautiful woman with a lot going for myself. I modeled underwear when I was in my twenties, and I still have the body to prove it. When I usually meet men, it's because they comment on my body or my looks. I finally met this great guy that isn't shallow, and he's taking his time to get to know me. He's forty four years old and he's sixty four with big brown eyes. He's not my usual type because he's not that handsome, but I decided to try something different. Kissing him at first was awkward because he has a long, pointed nose, but I learned how to work around it. We discussed hygiene early on, and he must have heard me loud and clear because he started to groom his beard and his mustache better. He wears baggy sweats a lot, and he's when he's out and about. When we go out, he's in jeans and a long, button down a button front shirt. I told him he dresses like a teenager, and he said that I could not change everything about him, so I let it go. Then I realized why he dresses like that, and I was disgusted. After six long months of dating six months of dating, we went on an anniversary trip and I decided this was a perfect time to have sex for the first time. I had never seen him with a shirt off or anything. When he took off his baggy sweats, all I saw was hip and a big booty. He has a six past, small waist and hips curvier than mine. I could tell he was ashamed, so I tried to to like it wasn't a big deal. It was so hard to be intimate with him, and he could tell that my vibe was off. The facial features are fine, but the hips and booty sent me over the edge. I already know that my girls are going to flip out if they find out. I know nobody's perfect, but this is a lot. But I'd be shallow to dump him because of his features. Well, you know it is. It is shallow. It is a bit shallow for you to do that. And I mean, but we all like what we like, and obviously we don't like what we don't like. And you don't like hips and a butt on a man, And that does sound a little shallow. It is what you like, though, because first you're talking about how beautiful you are and how your body is great and how the men you know, talk about your your your body and your looks and all of that, and you know, then you talk about how unattractive he is or he's not your type because he's not handsome. Um, well, that's okay. It's just that if this is a good guy who treat you well, he's clean, he's smart, he's kind of don't don't throw him out just because you don't like his hips and but I don't know. Uh, And you're right, men aren't supposed to have hits, and but we are. But they are exceptions to every rule. I mean, is he a good guy? Does he treat you well? Do you know? How does he make you feel? All of that? You know, do you see a future with him? Then you know, you decide if you want to stay with him. If you absolutely can't deal with this man and he's kurvy hips and this, but then you gotta move on. That's just it. You know, you gotta move on. What can I tell you? You don't like him, get out of there. You gotta move on. You gotta cure what you sounded totally uncomfortable dealing with this letter because you don't like to hurt and insult people, and I've known that about you for years. A wonderful kind characteristic that you have. On the other hand, ain't I no problem with either one of those? So now I have to ask you a couple of questions about this letter, because I'm not sure when a woman says a man has hips exactly what does she mean about that? You know, a woman has hip? How woman is that? No, I don't explain it to me. A woman has just wis small waist fun you know she has it still, small waisting, curvy hip, yeah, coke bottle, hyeah, coke, coke col bot. Yeah, a coke bottle figure. Right, Well, that's kind of what she's saying about him. He has curvy hips and a big butt, that's what he said. He got a flat stomach and a six pack, but he got curvy hips and a big butt. She said, yeah, they're curvier than her. All right, I got it. Let's go with the letter. Here I go, just needing some clarity on it, all right, here we go. Now, this forty one year old beautiful woman got a lot going on. Used to be an underwear model. She fine, let you get that out the way. She fine, she farty one. She's still fine, got it, won't it? Believe it all that now you knew meet me and they talk about your looks and your beauty. I believe that the lady ain't lying, but she's been taking this time to get this guy that's really trying to get to know her. He's farty folks, six folk, big brown eyes, you know what I'm saying. But he's usually not that type. Now let's go back to the title of the letter. I don't like his features. I was told in the ninth grade by in that bill the reason she wasn't going to the junior prom with me was because she didn't like my facial features. That scarred me deeply for a large portion of my life, and as you can tell, it still comes back every now and then. So initially with the under this letter, I was immediately defensive because old hit his health of and found her way to my radio show. Now now she still ain't likeing me and facial feature. I thought it was in the Bible to wrote this letter what it could be because she was fine there she might still be fun anyway, I'm talking this lowdown health of and found her way to my radio show to remind me again. Oh lord, hang on. Part two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject I don't like his features. We'll get into it, back into it right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter subject I don't like his features. All right. This fine chick used to be an underwear model, and her twenty forty one, she's still banging a lot of men compliment I believe all that, but she ain't really been having no luck for me and just wanting for what she looks like. And this one guy she met finally took the time to get to know. H Oh, he's forty four, six foot fall, big brown eyes, not your usual type because he's not that handsome. I was trying to relate to the fact that this letter was rigidly about me. I thought, because a woman told me she didn't like my facial features one time. This letter is she don't like his features, which hurt me because I was never going to change how look, because we didn't have money for reconstructive surgery back in the days, and we didn't even know what it was back there, so I was pretty much stuck like Chuck. So I've had to deal with that on going, and now was bringing it up to the fact that there's three of us men on this show fit into this category except for Tommy. Tommy seems to think that he is Hamson, and I just wanted to finally point out the Timmy, Tommy, you're handsome if you were like as in hamster handsome or to a rat, Shimmy the cricket handsome, you know, the turtle on the wax com Mississippi. They laughing, yea carl and say, because she's in agreement with him, Mississippi. They jumped, They jumped in they involved. But anyway, it was kind of hard awkward kissing him because he has a long pointed nose, but I learned how to work around it. We discussed hygiene early. Must have heard me loud and clear. He started grooming his bed and his mustads better. He wears baggy sweats and lots when he out and about. When we go out, he's in jeans with a long button front shirt. Then you told the lady tum dressed like a teenager. He said he couldn't change everything. About him, all right, so I let it go. Then I realized why he dressed like that, and I was discussing, you know, six months of dating. It went on the anniversary trip and she decided perfect time to have some sex with this man. Well, she had never seen him with his shirt off anything. And then when he took off his baggy sweats, all I saw was hips and a big booty. Now he had a six pat always hips curve it than mine. I could tell he wasn't a shamed, so I tried to act like it wasn't a bit. Now surely explained to me what they mean by hips. That means that Coca cola bottle type or shape where a woman has a small waist and then the hips go out. I've seen a man like this. I've seen him in the other way, turn that upside down, big ass stumbled a little bit ass booty. I've seen that look like a look like a sugar cone with a double scoop of ice cream own it. I've seen that look, right, I've seen and asked me and try to wear skin of jeans when they wasn't skinny. I've seen that, so I'm very familiar with that, right, there, or you lost all of us on the show with that. He he's got a six pack, small waist, and hips curve it than mine. I've never seen that, so I don't know how to address that. I could tell he was a shame, so I tried to act like it was a big deal. It was so hard to be intimate with him. He could tell my vibe was off out the magic because you know, you want to rub your man while he on you, but then you rub down there and if you know, he got more booty than you got, And I don't know how you starting to field back being called rubbing on the same thing, And I'm starting to trying to figure out how that's working. Know why it is? You know you across no love handling nothing, you know, you run across no love handle, just smooth, And all of a sudden he just curved out on you like he gotta like like he gotta fix a flat booty, like he didn't been in lying down in Atlanta and got it hunked up. High pressure. Anyway, anyway, she say, the facial features are fine, but the hips and booty sitting me over the edge. I already know your girls gonna flip out if they find out. I know nobody's perfect, but I know if this is a lot, would i'd be shallow to dump him because of his measures. Well, let's talk about this for a minute, because the very reason that most men won't you are simply because of your features. Here's a man who took the time to get to know you a little bit better, and now you've got some features about him you don't care for. Now, let's just admit something about myself, young lady, your forty mother, your into looks very much so. And as all most people, that's not a knock. But you into looks, you into, how you look, you into, how they look, what they think. And so what's going to happen is because of peer pressure and your and your requirement for looks, you're going to dump him. That's what you're going to do. That's what you're going to do, and you could miss out on a really great man. Now, we could do some things to offset this hill. You can't get rid of it as you don't have to oka his ass instead of going to the gym, got to go to the buffet. Oh, we gotta fatten it up. Yeah, you gotta get rid of that damn six pack. Dog it out. You need a good balance. You need some damn love handles. That's what you need. Now. I don't know him to recommend this, but your ass got to get into the buffet and you got to sit down. You got to invest some time. Stop all this crunches and all this mess you're doing at the gem. We ain't doing that no more. We're going in here. We're gonna get rid of this six pack. We'll get you a grown ass man stomach and going to work with it. Save your relationship, old ass man stomach. Leave us your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram, at Steve Harvey FM and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand as well. Coming up next to this Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're listening Step show, all right, come on you in your time for you and sports talk? What you got? Yeah? With my man pipping at his pimpers picks, here I go, here, I go, Yeah, I go all the way from due Bay. You know how I'm pimping. You're gonna be to make a football pick in Dubai. You can't even watch the man. I ain't been keeping up I've been gone, son, what you want? You want? All right? Here we go, pipping Jaguars versus the Titans. This ain't hard, jague, okay, surprise upset victory. Yeah. Raiders versus the Chiefs, pimping Chiefs, all right? Okay, Saks versus the Jets. Another shocker Jets. That's two and one week, pipper. Yeah, I'm picking all shockers, man, I ain't playing with John Cowboys versus the Washington football team. This is gonna be a good one, oh man, our boys, yes, sir, Falcons versus the Pathers Panthers. Okay, all shockers, baby shockers. Okay, Seahawks versus the Texans, come on, pimper Seahawks show you know that. Stop. Lions versus the Broccos. Pimper two in a row for Detroit, Come on, Lions. Here he go. New York Jazz versus the Los Angeles Charges Challengers, yes, sir, okay. Forty nine Ers versus the Bengals. Oh man, you know what the Bengals been bawling, man, and then in the division with the Browns, so I normally pull against him. But you know what, another shocker Bengals. Okay, all right, Bill versus the Buck of this. Oh man, that's gonna be a game. Tom Brady and the Buck of Nes the Biggest, him the Best versus the Packers. Pippan, the Rackers, Rams versus the Cardinals. Cardinals. All right, Pippant, and here your team is man, the Brows versus the Rapists. Go give it to him Ravens. Wait a minute, pimpants. Hold up, I said, the Browns versus the Rapsts. You camp down whatever you know. I'm you know, Pippan ain't easy, but somebody gotta do it. Man, I ain't gotta be real right. We got Lamar versus Baker. You do the man, Man, that's the shockle right now, ain't yeah? Man, I told you I'm in from shocking. Man, I'm in due. Ain't got time telling the truth. I'm too way from I'm too far away from the home. Lie Man, ain't no time and it's like him, I'm telling true all right, Thank you, Junior, Thank you. Pemphin. Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll play a round. I would you rather with the guys right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Here we go, guys with a round up. Would you rather? Would you rather live in a mansion by a volcano, or would you rather live in a tiny house have a nice, beautiful view of the ocean, be able to go. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna deal with that. Now, live in a mansion by a volcano or live in a tiny house by the ocean with gorgeous views. I'm gonna deal with that volcano. If it erupted, I'm out, but I'm gonna ride it up. That's better than a damn tiny asshouse. I'm not living in a tiny house. In the tiny house, Jay not doing When I walk out the bathroom, I'm in the kitchen. No, No, you gonna be in the bathroom any kitchen at the same damn time. He ain't walking nowhere, You're gonna be in there, turning, Junior, I'm gonna go with the mansion by the volcano. That's all right. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson b B to ride a bull in the Texas Rodeo. I'm gonna ride that bull and gonna go eight seconds to watch me. I'm not gonna make eight seconds. I'm gonna make that I'm scared. Soon as they open the gate. They're gonna flip my ass back into shoote, I'm gonna fall on that cowboy that opened the gate. You never know when Mike's gonna go back in the biting mode. You never know, you know, even even if you don't Jay one lick. Yeah and that's it. Yeah, this lights out even Ty today still got it like that. Okay, would you rather spend a week in Vegas or would you rather spend a week in Brazil during Carnival? He would you rather spend a week in Vegas? Or would you rather spend a week in Brazil during Carnival? We got to go to got you got to do? Man? You want to be in I'm going to isn't a way I'm going to Hell. That's why I for this conversation. I'm on the backside. I'm miss out on Brazil. Hey man, I'm trying to get in. I'm going to get in, trying to get myself. Is that? What is that way? The Jesus is spread out on the mountain in Brazil? Huh Okay, I'm going to have to look at that. You look at that and then look up at the Jesus and all sins out a giving pl thank you, all right? Would you would you rather skip a haircut for three months or would you rather se I don't know why that question is in there? Why is that one in there? Got no hair? When you gotta groom yourself, you do shave your head. Hair still grows on your head the hair cut. I'm not missing them showers. You already know that. Three months, three months, three months? What is your head gonna look like in three months without shirl? I'm gonna have that old I'm gonna have that ring around that old man. Look, that's what I'm gonna have. But I'm gonna be smelling good, and I'm gonna keep my cap on. What does that take? This cap out? With that ring around the whole moved, love, moved, don't change its just completely. You're gonna look like a tibet month. Oh my god. I don't want a picture of us looking like this though. That's what I don't want. No, we don't need that, look, we don't need that. Don't come to work, all right? Would you would you rather have your own golf stream G five fifty jet or a four hundred foot yacht. Give me that yacht, Give that y hey. First of all, let me. You all have no idea what you just asked for. The cost, the maintenance cost. You y'all don't understand, sir, No give me that give because the freak the freakiness you can do on that yacht does not compare to that plane. We're not even moving. You can thank you guys. Coming up, we'll have more of the c. Harvay Morning Show at twenty minut it's after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to show well. The stars were out for Virgil Ablow's memorial service this week. The Louis Baton and Off White designer died on November twenty eighth at the age of forty one after a private two year battle with cardiac angio sarcoma that's a rare and aggressive cancer. Ablow was honored at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago. Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Drake, and Rihanna were some of the celebrities that were present. Visibly shaken and emotional, Lauren Hill gave a live performance. Both Louis Baton and Off White have since turned into stores turn its stores into memorial grounds for Ablow, filled with flowers and notes from fans. He will be missed for sure. Oh yeah, yeah. Great designer, man, great designer, amazing design. Wish that field boy the red outfit you wore earlier, Steve, that Ellie style that was a tribute to Virgil Ablow, right, Oh yeah according to Ellie m hm hm Chris trending, that's really really so great in it. Yeah, Hey, did you see Jay Jay had a fly pitch on on Instagram with the with the hat in the timber the picture. Ye about that picture, Tommy, I did that picture in Atlanta. It didn't go well in LA with all that red on, not at all and some problems. More of the Steve leaving right there, right there, right there, right of the Steve Arvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after, right after this, you're listening to show. Well the plumber that found that money in the wall of Joel Osten's Lakewood church in the bathroom. I remember that he found over six hundred thousand dollars earlier this week. Well, guess what he's going to get a reward? He's going all right there, twenty thousand dollars what you found six hundred? He's going to get you can't. You can't get more than the lord in the lord house. Now, he should have just took that damn money home. I told y'all, that's a lot of people said, yeah, the lord twenty thousand, pretty cool. I don't, I don't care what you know what you're gonna say it again, I say it again. That's why Joel Ostein didn't open them doors. He didn't want to get that money on the wall wet. So this is my money, this is my money at all. But see what I want with this money. Well, and that's not a lot of money. For a plumber could make twenty thousand dollars in a day. That's really not enough money. That's really not That's what if you pulled six hundred out of wall, you're not gonna keep that. I'm keeping it all. Yeah, they don't. No one would know that that that that money was in there. I'm oh no, no, no, no, that's not even a discussion. We have it, Okay, that money, that money gets out that wall, that money would never see a bank. What you mean, well, I'm gonna put it, I'm gonna take it home. It's gonna be in my wall. By the fact, whatever I was doing plumbing wid whatever I was fixing, I'm not even fixing. I'm just out nothing. Now I'm gonna say I found a thousand dollars in the wall. Do you know anything about it? That's what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say that. I'm saying nothing about no money and no wall. Why are we talking about this. I'm putting that money in this plumber sack. I'm going in my truck. I'm gonna going I'm gonna stop, and I'm gonna tell him. Hey, listen, I will open the wall. I can't work here no more. Uh, I'm I'm I got COVID. I gotta go home right now. Be told. I'm the house counting this money. Because I don't know how much it is yet, but it looked like a lot. I say, we go over there and bust some mote walls down. It might be some mote. Yeah, I'm with you, Timmy, because there's got to be more walls with more money in it. I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah, Well, don't tell because all you'll get us twenty grand. It was money on checks, by the way, it was check old checks. It was money, and now it's money and checks I don't know how to character the checks, don't you not that long? I'm not playing. I'm not doing it. Chet. I do know how to do it, but not anymore. We're not where my life. You don't look like Misteria Jackson. Well I am, That's who I am. Checks. All right, it's coming up. It is the last break of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this, you're listening show. All right, guys, here we are our last break of the day on this Friday. Don't tell me when I tell you today went by fast. When I tell you, today was like the fastest stay now, I've done this for quite some time. Yeah, but today the day was its initial like a black a blur. It was like a blur. Steve, you know, you come in and you but it was hard work. Now, don't get me wrong, it was hard work, but fast it was. Anyway, I like to do a shout out for a good friend of mine who passed away over the weekend by the name of mister d Miller. Time comedian Arthur, very funny guy passed away at the age I think he's about maybe fifty four. He had a little battle with cancer and he's truly going to be missed. Played the club a couple of times. Good brother, we're gonna meet you, mister Deans alone. Been in the business of quite a while. Yes, good dude, real good dude. Yes right, that's yeah. Condolea's is still the family. Thank you, Jay and Steve. We want to shout out Ellie again, your stylist, Ellie Caramo. Ellie is nominated Jay, you didn't hear us when we were talking about this yesterday. Ellie is nominated for Fashion Stylist of the Year, Fashion Stylist of the Year on fashion Bomb Daily dot com. So if you want to vote for Ellie, and we certainly hope you do, Yeah, go to fashion Bomb Daily dot com scrolled down. I think it would be really nice for him, man, everybody go to fashion Daily dot com, fashionion Bomb Daily, dot Bomb Daily, fashion Bomb Daily dot com and vote for Ellie. That would be real nice touch man. I think he's done a great yet and then one day will be what would be really nice, is it he everybody on this show get one of them colors that we could all have a color on and we wouldn't be playing like we are now. Yeah, that would be yeah. Well you know you got color money for show, so you know you can probably make that. I'm gonna get the colors. I'm gonna get the color that don't cost as much, but I'm gonna have the color I want if you don't have a problem with color. So did they gro The day I met you, you was making sunshine yellow pants matching match. I didn't know how to make I didn't know how to make pockets and so but I worked on that. I worked on that, and I didn't know put your money yet. Jaw did want my hand, damn it. It was in my hand that yeah. Yeah, always somebody that can't make a pants, so I ain't make no pocket in my hand. Go ahead place. I had my chopstick, my credit card, boy, one of them think so man. I had a credit card from fifth third Bank. Was my first credit card I ever had, and I was in Baltimore. Man, I stuck it in the machine. I just wanted to get forty dollars so I get some gas where they kept that card. That machine kept a card. I didn't know how it worked. So I spent the night I was home this anyway, I spent the night in the front of the teller machine till the bank open, and went in and asked them to open the machine and just hand me my card, you know, just get back to me. I ain't gonna I don't want the forty y'all could keep it forty. I't your ATM machine. Just give me my card back. The lady says, sir, that is not how this works. I said, well, I've been sitting on in this parking lot all night long, so I gotta get a car. You don't understand. It's my only hope of getting back home. It's my only hope of getting back out had they didn't give it to me. I learned the valuable lesson. I know one thing. Every time I saw a Fifth Third bank, I had chiels and I went through something. It took me a long time to look at Fifth Third. I've talked about them in my shows and everything. They can close Fifth Third for all I care. I know that feelings. I had to pay for a car and divorce. I'm not gonna say what kind of car was, but whoever owned that car? When I would see it, I spit on that car. I don't care whose it was. I would spit right on that damn car because I had to. Yeah, because I hadn't pay for the time, I had to pay for the car, and so I had no love for that car. So if you came out and something spit on your card, that was me. I feel better enough. I can't apologize, Oh yeah, I can't apologize on this radio show for the things I've done and ask because I'll show would then be shore of purely confessions. We would have to remove all pranks, strawberry letters, and everything else to devote the time that I need to apologize for the things I've done wrong. So I'm not even gonna get Just know that the Lord has given me and that's all that's needed. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm gonna change man. Now. People may not forgive, but God does. And that's the one. I'm going with that one right there, because I do want to apologize to mister Moore on Della Contestant. That was down the street for me. I've never said this on the radio or anything before, but I've probably stolen thousands of dollars worth of stuff from his story out the apologize. Yeah, I said that, Yeah, I was. I was. I was eight, So yeah, I'm I'm way past at your limitations. I was eight, and and mister Moore's gone too, so he's no longer appropriate times. Thousands of dollars of stuff. I was hops, Hope's pasted, potated chills, candid hands, any ray red, Damn, I stole, I don't hold it. Case was open. I thought I was grabbing it, nogging tray damn. But all has changed now, Steve, you or judge, and no one can judge you for the things you did when you were young. So how about that. That's exactly right. Thank you all. Have a great weekend. Everybody. We love you. I'll talk to you soon. I'll be doing this Universe live on Fox on Sunday Night with Yeah. So I'll be doing a lot of traveling. When I get back out of the air, back on the ground in the States, I'll be back on the radio. 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