Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down, giving them just like theming bu bu things and it's not me true good Steve har to mother for Steve Joy. You gotta use that turn you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn love, got to turn them out to turn the water the water, y'all, come, come on your bad uh huh, I show well a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dignity, naw one, it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I gotta tweet the other day. When Steve Harvey used to get the preaching, I used to just turn the radio off. But Noah's different, old dude be bringing it. He'd be bringing the truth. I appreciate that, you know. Man. When I was younger, man, when I when I wanted to do what I wanted to do, Man, I just man, I didn't want to hear nothing else. I didn't want to hear nothing that contradicted what I wanted to do. You know. So it's a funny thing man about me. Man I was I would hear the truth, I would know it to be the truth. But because I had another plan, another mission, another goal, another set of dudes, I wanted to get done. I didn't want to hear that. You know, it's a funny thing, man, It's like it's like when I was a little boy and I used to get scared sometime at night, you know, the booger man. So I thought that if I just pulled the blanket up over my head, that that meant that if I can't see the booger man, he can't see me. That's the theory. That's an ostrich, you know, sticking his head in the sand, thinking wow, if I don't see this dude, he can't see me. A lot of Ostriches didn't die with their head stick in the sand. I just didn't want to be one of them people that left this world with my head in the sand. But I just wanted to say, man, this morning, that quit talking about change. Y'all listening, because because because this is real right here, quit talking about change and let's make a change. You know, man, I don't I don't mind giving people advice. I really, I really really don't, because so many people along the way have handed it to me freely. Man, Some people just saw me doing wrong and say, young man, come in, let me talk to you for a minute. Some people say, hey, bro, look man, I know what you're trying to do it. Man, when have you thought about it this way? So I've had a lot of favor in my life, a lot of grace been shown on me, a lot of mercy, A lot of people and came to me, helped me a long way. So I don't have no problem with this part of what I'm what I'm obligated to do in the mornings. But let's quit talking about change, y'all, and let's make a change. She changed its growth, and it ain't no growth without change. You got people. Man, You ever met a person that's just insistent on doing it they way? I mean, no body in the building think they should go that way, but they're so bone headed. Oh this is how I'm gonna do it. But bro, listen to me. Man, that ain't high as done. You're gonna run into this distance. I'll show you. Hey a minute, man, you can't do it that way. Man, if you are sick and tired of where you are, then you have to change. Change can only come from within. Can nobody make you change? Now we got a penal system in place that can make you sit down. If you don't want to change, we'll sit you down and we'll restrict your movement in your communication to the point where if you want to continue this foolishness, we're gonna put you in this building with a whole lot of people. That's a foolishness. And y'all just trick each other all day long. But if you are sick and tired of your situation, pray for it. Pray for change, Ask God to help you change. Ask God what he wants for you instead of always telling God what you want. It's an interesting prayer to have with God. When you quit going to God with your list and check in with God and see what his list is. That's a very interesting prayer. If you're a praying person, I suggest you try that sometime. It's so interesting. Man, do you know what it did for me when I started asking God what he wanted for me? Instead of telling God all the time. I still tell him what I want, but instead of all the time going to Him with what I want. You know what it did for me? It freed me up. It took a lot of pressure off I no longer had to think of everything, and what I was thinking of a lot of times wasn't work in no way. And when I opened myself up to what he wanted, to what his wheel was, Man, do you know how much simpler my life got? And do you know how much bigger it got? I'm trying to tell you, man, if you pray for change and you allow God to help you with the change, or if you let God just produce the change, the changing, you would be amazing. If you've been listening to me, especially out in La since I was on the radio since two thousand, can't you hear the change? I'm flat out telling you that a change has come. But I had to pray for the change because I couldn't make the change on my own. And then after you pray for the change, you got to work towards your trade change. You know it as a faith without works is dead. Everybody wants something from God, always want to talk to God about something, But then man, ain't, ain't, don't, don't want to do nothing about it. Faith without works is dead. You can't do it that way, man, It just does not happen. So after you didn't pray to God about it. What you gotta do then, is you gotta turn around and go hey, man, all right, now what is it I got to do? You know, you got to do something to bring it about. So after you pray for it, work for it, and do something to date about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks. The change can start today. Man, I want to change. How about today? You know then you see them same people? Man, I want to change. That's next week. How about today? I see people years later? Man, I'm still in the same old situation. Man, I'm gonna do something. How about today? Today is a good day. There's nothing stopping you from changing today, nothing except you. You can begin the process of change immediately. And change is growth, y'all. And ain't no growth without changing. It's a simple thing. And I'm talking to you in broad strokes because everybody got something about them they need to change. That's why I'm not specifically talking about anything. I got some things in me didn't need to change, so I can grow further. Everybody has something about them that they need to change in order to grow further and then go further. Now, what's stopping you is you won't start the change today. Don't hesitate. Make that change, and then I want you to watch something. When you change, watch the difference in you. Notice the difference in you, feel the difference in you, and guess what you're gonna be different. If you're watching for the change. If you're feeling the change, then guess what you're gonna be different. Man, Watch for the difference, feel the difference. You will be different. If you're sick and tired of your situation, folks, you can change that. But the change is in you. It's a simple decision you how to make. I'm gonna change. The change is up to you. You can decide to day if you want to change, you want to be different. If you're sitting behind the wall, I love speaking to the brothers and sisters behind the wall. If you're behind the wall, man, and you're sick and tired of being behind the wall, man, why don't you change? You've thought about that? Change? Man. If I get back out there, I'm gonna just do the same thing. Stop saying that, Stop breathing that negativity into your life. Decide today that you want to change. You can do it. Everybody can change. If you don't know how to change, pray for it. Man, ask God to help you with the change. Or you get some movement, then partner, you get a whole lot of movement. Then all right, let's right, you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I've got sunshine on a cloudy day. Doom doom, doom, doom, doom, doom doom, when it's cold outside, I got the mouth of me. Well, I guess you say, what can make me feel this way? My girl talking about my girl, my girl. I've got so boy, you can't until you get in it. Your toes, from your toes, I've got so you don't want to get any don't come over here with me. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's how I felt this morning. We have the cast of Shirley Strawberry, the Fabulous Callin Ral, the girl out of Mississippi, Monica who you very rarely here, but when you do, you understand why Kill Spates better known as Junior, we call him Baby go through and ladies and gentlemen, the legend Nephew Tommy, it is Dole. Ask you something Black History Month? Yeah, I just saw what you just did this morning open in the show what is being black? Meaning? You like everything? Everything? Black has been everything to me. I'm gonna tell you something, man, the way I describe it, it is the hardest, most enjoyable thing I've ever done, and that's staying black. For the entire sixty five years I've been here, it has been the most joyable, hardest thing I've ever done was being black. Now, it has been some challenging moments. It has been sometimes why I didn't understand, and I have been mad at people for the treatment of us. I'm frustrated with people over the treatment of us. I'm flat out angry and want to do something to some people sometime about the way we've been done and continue to be done. But when I get off to myself and I get around mine and it's just us, we have a way of getting together and putting seasoning on all these troubles. We have a way of turning something out of nothing in a way where it gives us a joy that only we know how to do, because only we come from the perspective that we have. It has been a sheer joy for me. I wouldn't trade this experience of being black for nothing in the world. I don't like what all home with it, but I'll tell you what I think that I have done a fine job of handling it for all these years now. It has cast some people who didn't understand me at time, but those people had to suffer sometimes I had to let you see why I feel this way, and you get some of it. I gotta let your ass from over pend on that day, penned on the day. But if today is today, today your lucky day lotto, you hit the jack potty. Coming up after the hour, run that brank back with another black member of the morning show, the Nephew. Right after this you're listening to show, it is time now to run the brank back with the nephew. Nephew. What you've got? Your baby? Got? My baby's name cat Doot. If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Patricia, Patricia speaking? Who is it? How you're doing? Listen? Um? My name is Floyd. Floyd. I want to give you a call. Your your daughter, she a teends middle school. Right your name again? Floyd? Okay? What can I just like you? Uh? Well, like I said, your your daughter she goes. She do go to middle school, right yeah, okay, Now her name, her name is Dereka. Okay, Well, ain't something wrong or something? No, no, no, not nothing wrong. I mean, I don't mean along, you're nothing like that. But let me see what Well, here's the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle school along along with with your daughter. Okay, And and it's it's a bit of a problem that that that has arisen that me and my wife just found out about. Okay, they have some issues, Derek and your baby in in in some kind of like trouble or something. No no, no, no, no, nothing like that. But with nobody at that school, she don't that's for nobody. She owned the honor roll and everything. I don't have no problems out of Dereka, right, okay, ill let me know. Let me tell you, miss miss Patricia, was the problem is. See, my daughter name is Dereka. Okay. So, and and it just blew me and my wife away that it was another Dereka that went to school. Okay, all right, I don't know too many Derecas. That's a unique name. That's cute, okay, right, right, Well, here's the problem. Me and my wife actually, you know, when it was time to name my child, we thought we was really picking a name that nobody would have a tick out for their daughter and to have another Dereca in the school. That blew us away. And I guess the real reason why I'm trying to call you, miss Patricia. See if if, if there's something maybe we can work out, you know, maybe uh like your Dereka doesn't middle name or nickname she can be called by in opposed to both of them being Dereka. You want I try to be the only one with this name? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, Now you calling me and you asking me to change my baby's name. Well, I mean you you ain't really gotta legally change I mean, but just start calling us something else, you know? No, no, wait a minute, So what you naming police or something? Do you know how many ants and Lewis's and Patricia's out there? What if I ask everybody in the United States to change their name from Patricia? You know how crazy that is? And I understand that you must be on drugs. Not what I'm trying to say is you know this, this is something that we really have. Our baby girl was this name and we didn't want nobody else to have this. So does your Derica have a middle name? She can you? No, we're gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling your name, your baby d D. Let's call your baby d D. Din you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name at the school. I'm not calling I'm not calling my name. I don't give you what you call it, but I'm not changing my baby name. Hey, listen, Okay, look, I'm trying to call you and hand looks like adults, you know, but you're seen to say you're gonna push my buddy to take me to another level. Obviously you ain't calling me trying to have us he does ask me to change my baby name, call my baby something else at the school because y'all want your baby name to be Derek and the only Derek in the school. Hey, you have many other kids at the damn school got the same name. I understand that, but for my baby girl, it ain't schools to be like that. Hull. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to go. Baby girl ain't your wife, but you know I'm not changing my baby damn name. Y'all call y'all baby do know. What I'm trying to do is get it rectified that we can call you get my phone number. I know that school ain't give you my number. I got your nump. Don't worry about how I got it. The problem is what we're talking about right now. If we what can we start calling your child? I don't give it. I know that school ain't called you my damn number. Listen, man, all I'm trying to do is figure out what can we start calling your daughter Drek cut that she's been being called You and your wife y'all need to go down to the statistics office and just to our baby name. I kind you have to stop out to kind of names behind, but my day to keep the same day name. Let me explain something to you. I've been trying to be calm with you here the marshall, but if you are find something else to call on, and I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get all the other kids to number. How don't you get my number? Don't worry about how I got the number. Listen to what I'm trying to tell you. If you don't find another name, I'm gonna start getting the kids to call your daughter something else. You're getting to call my daddy studdings. I try to. I'm with an everybody who called my buddy stop. Next, you're trying to change your baby name. I want my baby the name to be the Dereka John. I don't get them. It's true. My princess is supposed to be the only one named Dereka. Handy chain, call your baby stopping else at the school. I'm going out of these kids starting tomorrow. F school calling your daughter, I'm going else. I'm gonna standing. I'm gonna start with you like this number. You hang him off, my phoney, don't come on my god. Let me tell you something. I got one more thing I need to say to you. You listen to me? What are you listening to me? I'm listening to you. What this is, Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I would give her. Ain't pre me on this spot. I'm so sorry you are sorry. Yes, I'm gonna give her your friend baby. That is the oh. I'm so sorry. You got my nerves bad this morning. Lord have mercy. Lord, I gotta kiss my bread. I got one more thing I gotta ask you, darling, what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Hart The Morning Show. I listen to y'all every morning. Crazy, y'all crazy and not have mercy. Y'all got my blood pressure. I love y'all. I listen to y'all show every morning. I thrive on it. I really do. I just the passion to wake up and be ignorant. It's just so oh love that. Don't don't. I don't think it requires much. You don't have to do that, but do you see the gift is what I'm asking. Coming up next, we're gonna ask the CLO with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this. But it's a gift when he do that, though, See what I'm saying. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have a special guest. He's platinum recording artist and friend and family member to the show, the one and only Kim. Can't wait for that. Yeah, it's been a minute. It's been a minute, but right now it is time to ask the CLO, our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building ready for your questions. Katina and Philly writes, I'm a thirty seven year old single woman and I've been in a relationship for almost eight years with a man. She's thirty seven. She's been a relationship with a man for almost eight years. He keeps putting off marriage. It's one thing after the other, and excuses Galoris. Does he think I'm going to wait for him forever since I've already had two children. I want another baby before I get any older. So should I settle for him or leave and keep praying for a more stable man? Wait? See you, You've made several contradictory statements here, Katrina, and I just want you to hear yourself. Katina, I'm with a man that I've been with for eight years and he keeps putting off marriage. Right that you talking about the thing that you keep allowing to happen. Then you said, I have two children and I want to have a third before I get any older. Do I move on from him and get another man? Why don't you get what you want from this man? And that if he's not going to give it to you, why don't you go somewhere and sit down. See what do you need with the third child that you're not married with. I mean, it's your right to have whatever children you want. I'm not knocking at That's not what I'm knocking. But I'm saying is you got everything out of order. You keep giving these people what they want and only getting half of what you want. You've got to start making demands about where your life. A man can't put off marriage unless you keep lat name latine. That's what you're doing. You're allowing him to put it off, excuse after the excuse. But y'all steady making kids? Now you want another one before you turn forty or whatever you're talking about, And what you think another one fit to do? What do the other child produce? Just need to sit down and repair yourself. Sit down and repair yourself. You can't repair your marriage because you don't have one, but what you do have is yourself. Repair yourself. You need to start thinking better about yourself. Go ahead, Sherley, I'm saying, all right, that's okay. Janice in a Peg County says, my husband is an accountant and he has a tax preparation business. He runs a small office and I had a key to the office until recently, and he swears he didn't take it. I asked for a new key, and he said, I don't need it because people's personal information is in the office. That never mattered before. What is he trying to hide and why is he keeping me out of there? I don't know, Janie, I don't know. I don't know. But you know, I don't know what happened to your key. I don't know how you lost it. Seem to meet your niece like you irresponsible. Oh it's on her. But you know he got a tax office and now you can't get in that. I don't you know, I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I don't know enough about the situation. You didn't give me. What's he hiding? I have no idea. It could be a surprise for you that he don't want you to see he's working on. It could be that one. It could be a got a new office and it's got a bed in the back. It could be that. I don't know what it is. I have no way of coming up with it. But you know the proof is in the pudding. I'll tell you one thing. This is the time of the year when y'all's lifestyle should really increase because this is tax season, so that should be a lot of extra money or not the soball amount of extra money to justify getting this apartment. That's all I could say. So by the time April gets you should know everything, all right, all right. Moving on to Cassidy in Tampa, Cassidy writes, I'm almost forty years old and I live next door to my parents in a rental home. My uncle is my landlord, and he can come and go in my house as he pleases. He walked in Saturday morning and I was in a compromising position with my man on the couch. My uncle went and told my father what he saw. And I can't look my father in the eye. Can I legally stop him from popping up? Yes, yes, yes, yes you can absolutely because you're you're paying for a private dwelling, and if a person has a private dwelling, you can't just pop in when you want to. I one kind of count your ass mess. That is no way. I wouldn't be living next dough to mom and Daddy, though I wouldn't do it, well, I wouldn't, But I mean, you can at least that's out the house. But this uncle is the problem who feels though he can walk in whenever he wants to. And I think he walks in because he wants to walk in. Yeah, you know, yeah, Steve, for sure, that's right. Yeah, I wouldn't stop doing what I was doing on that couch, though I have kept right on't doing what I was doing on yes in here. Well, yeah, being a man, tell me that's easier for a woman though a little bit, you know. But he gonna just walk in and he gonna go tell you how far that she's just in there on that coup with that boy grown ask people, you know, man, get out of here. Yeah. So I don't know what to tea. But she does have rights as a tenant, Yes she does. That's that's the thing she needs to know. And look around the cone and see if it's something else you can rent. It ought to be something round the car up the block or something. It ought to be something we can get who streets sober. Something we just that ain't all right? Norman and Hattiesburg says, I'm a twenty six year old single man and I'm in a relationship with a woman that is nine years older. Than I am. I'm not able to do things for her that a man would do, and when I try to do sweet things she laughs at me like I'm a kid. The relationship is hurting my pride and boosting my ego at the same time. Will she ever see me as her equal and let me play my role as a man? No questions, Norman. No, she's not gonna see you as an equal cause you're not. You're not playing your role out of man because your attempts at its funny to her. So now, since this is for your ego and your egos getting bruised, how's this working out for your ego? See, you want to walk around and tell your friends you got this older chick sprung on you, But your springing ability ain't doing nothing. You're springing your bringing. She just laughing at your ass. You ain't worth a damn dog. I really thought I was doing something, but then she laughed at me. You just more of a little boy, And you realize you are. See when you're twenty six and a woman thirty five at nine and not that nine year gap, she can put something on you. Though. Yeah, I can see y'all. Y'all get through you over in the corner, sucking your thumb, pulling on your ear. Low. Well Norman all right, well, thank you Clo coming name Norman, Yes, name is Norman, normal and twenty six man, I'm your old last name. You know them for your name Norman him last time you heard black you name Norman? All right? Coming up at the top of the hour, We've got a special guest. It's Kim. Ladies and gentlemen, Kim is here when we right after that you're listening show, Come on. Steve introduced our very special guest family member. We love him, we miss him. It's been too long. You know what, this is gonna be really cool man. Because of COVID, we don't get the studio guest anymore. And talking to his brother over the phone and zoom, it's just just feels it's just it's just different. Man. But he's one of our great guests, one of the great family members on this show. Platinum selling artists, got a passion for songwriting. Well, he's got a new eph that he's putting the finishes touches on, and today he's gonna debut the lead single on it, the lead single to call. The song is called stuck on you right here. We're gonna do it for the Steve Harvey nation. And it's just in time for Valentine's Day everybody, So you know, you know he knows what he's doing with this from right here. This boyling wrote some love song. I'm trying to tell you some of my favorites. I think about the day I got wrapped around your finger, boy, but do nothing. When he opened up that song where he said pray for me, he gets right to the point I need prayer, don't. I ain't. Look, man, let's skip over it. Preliminaries pray for me. That's not open a song. There's an issue going home. I need prayer. Well, that's my jam right there. I sweat every time I hear that one. Ladies in general, one of the great friends of the show, we're gonna find out about the day. Give it up for the One and the only. Kim. Yeah, good Morney, y'alls, Good morning, Kim. How you being man? I've been good man, I've been really good all things considered. I cannot complain. How y'all doing. We're doing good man? How's the family doing? The pandemic? Man? Everybody's good man? We're just solving the house stand safe. We actually be all just got over by the COVID, but we're on the on the other side of about. Everybody's doing good, man, everybody's doing good. Thank you for asking. Yeah, that's good. That's a blessing. Man. Well, man, let's talk about this man. You've been working on this new one man and this entitled Full Circle, and the lead single for the album is called Stuck on You and you bought it in for us this morning for the first for US debut. Tell us a little bit about the song, kim Um. You know the song. All of all of my songs going forward are about my wife. Let's let the record out now, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know, I woke up. I woke up one day, man, and I realized that I had come as far as I was gonna come by myself, you know, And it was like God was in to me for the next half of your journey. Brother, you need a partner, you know, So I need you to stop running, you know, and sit down and embraced this and let this woman love you. And that's really what this song is about. You know that. That's a great realization yeah, you said, I realized I've come as far as I can go by myself. Yeah, you know, And I've often said that man, you can. You can become successful without a woman, but you'll never be You'll never be great without woman. No great men, no great men without women. A man. All right? Set it up for as Kim set up the debut of all Stuck on You. Hey, this is the debut of my new single, Stuck on You, dedicated to my beautiful wife and all the people who love grown folks, romantic R and B right here on the Steve Hervey Martin Show. Good. I've been looking for a hero kind of loving you can lean on, can trusting, maybe anywhe we I can tell how the people, how you look at us, Babe. Your love it's so buck amazing, drifts me crazy. Baby, I'm stuck going you and your love. It's all I needing to be feelingss Baby, I'm spekling you. Yeah, I'm stuck on you. Maybe making love to the morning KG the range of s funning and your temptingness. Even when my world is spinning, I've got a brand new beginning when a feeciss and maybe your love somazing drives me crazy, baby, and stuck on you and no love spoke and needed to be feels Baby, I'm stun girl, I'm stuck on. You were made, you were made to love. You came alone and rescue me, rescue stuck on and Lord, I prayed, we keep holding on and I live. Please say I'm a lasting night one of the Mountain Times. Day. We gotta get it. Even though my world is spinning, I got a whole new beginning. You know. I always picked that one line that applied to me right away, as soon as I hear I go oh, he wrote it from me. Hey, y'all, we come back. We're gonna talk to Kim a little bit more. Don't go away. We have more with Kim right after this. You're listening right, everybody. We're back in our special Guests. This morning is one and only Kim and we heard before we went out on break the new single that's out just in time for Valence Times. They stuck on You a great song, man. I love that, Kim, So you said before the break we went out, you said, from now on, all your songs you're gonna write, it's about your wife. All right, I'm taking I'm taking notes from you, man, they better be about my wife, you know. Man, it's it's a lot of experiences. Man, when you're in a fool and when you're in a real relationship, you really ain't got to look for material because real relationships they got so many aspects to it. Man, let me ask you a question. What inspires you to write a song when you're sitting down? How does it come to you? What was the process? Like? All my songs are written at the keyboard or at the piano, and I just kind of like noodle around with all the chords that I know until I hear something that I like, and then the melody is the next thing, and and the lyrics are the last thing to come. But you know, I'm just and I say this, and I know it may sound trite, but I'm just a vessel dogs. The biggest part for me is sitting down at the keyboard, and then after that the songs write themselves, you know, they write themselves. I'm waiting for it to happen, you know that. Wow, No it does, man. No, listen, man, you know I'm listening. It's it's such it's refreshing to listen to a song that it seems like somebody really took some time to write ye, And that's what I appreciate you man. You've taken the time to write some great songs. That chemistry and all in all these these albums you got who thank you, thank you, thank you, say that it's been great man. All right, Steve Harvey Nation, it's Valentine's Day. You got LOLOVO week right now, to get yourself together. One of your guilts to your girl should be stuck on you. Thank you man, thank you. But there is there is a better gift. There's a better yet, right, so you can get you can get stuck on You, but you can also get tickets to the Full Circle Tour with me and baby Face boy Boy. To tell you something, you want to hear some hits, sing it. Go to music by Kim dot com. Go to music by Kim dot com for all ticket information. The new single is Stuck on You, So take your girl to the tour, the nationwide tour called Full Circle with baby Face. Tickets on sale now. Go to music by Kim dot com and don't forget to download the new single stuck on You. Kim, You our people boy, Thank you, Truth, the truth, absolutely love y'all, Love y'all, have a great day. Thank you for having it. Ladies and gentlemen camp like Kim Duroy coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour? Is there a new wedding van that helps you spy on your spouse? Who? Maybe? Maybe? Right after this you're listening to the Steven Show. A viral social media post alleges that Apple is developing a set of wedding bands that gives your location and automatically alert your partner if you take the ring off. Well, um, come to find out, this is a very old joke and it's resurfaced online. But but the big butt, it's so close to existing technology that it feels like it could be possible soon. There are huge debates over privacy, so major kinks would have to be worked out first. So Tommy, Junior, Steve and the rest of the fellows you can relax. You can Relax's just a hoax. I'm if I get it, I'm putting it on the dog. I'm telling you. Do you know how many of them you're gonna see you on the ground? Yeah? Last one of them? Yeah? Man, ain't nobody to find the sign for the foolishness right here, man, not when I got the phone. No, y'all already tracking me with the I phone. Just call me, just call I ain't got my wedding ring on right now? So now what what's that? I'm home? The hell? I got a head where I'm going? Yeah? Yeah, I take it off when I play golf. How do you mone about that? Tracking your life? You ain't got to track me. You're not tracking me though, that's not if you're tracking me, you don't. We don't need to be doing this nowhere. No, really track you on your phone right now? Yeah, but if you got to track me, we ain't got nothing nowhere. There's no trust you and let me let me listen. And what do I need with a wedding ring? And who don't know? I ain't mad? Who don't know that? Yeah? I can't meet nobody, didn't go you know? Yeah, I just you know I can't find nobody. Alogist what you're doing, Steve, Steve Mardrey doing right? Yeah? Everybody know uncle Steve? And ain't Marge. I got more dog? Come on and I and I can't. You can't go nowhere because of technology, right, You're gonna be on TMZ. You can't go anywhere, man, yea everywhere? They asked by my wife, Hi, miss Jackie. Yeah, you know what, man, technology has actually saved this marriage for me. Okay, because technology then what what do you mean? I mean? You know it's just you you, you know you. Everybody is faced with temptation, everybody and everybody's life every day, every day, and because of technology, it just limits. You ain't get when when thoughts run across your mind, to let them run to hey, right here, thoughts on tape, hey, thoughts on camera, thoughts, thoughts no, no, yeah, no, man, let that going back. Because you're human. You can't. You cannot not think wrong thoughts. You can't. You're human life. You can't act on when you act on the Yeah, that's the thing that I'm with you. I don't like being tracked anyway. I don't want to pick up the phone and say, somebody's taking me. Why is your ass in DC? See? I can't. I don't want that. You went to DC from Atlanta? Just yeah, yeah, but you know what, you know what my job is. So why would the ring have to call and tell you I'm in DC? You know why I'm down here? But you're not gonna tell her before you go to DC that you're going. I'm probably probably probably will you probably. Yeah, you got this process right now. Yeah, you got to report everything everything you were telling me that you ever hold it, Well, you need to say where you're going going negative you call no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. You can call it whatever you want to call, reporting, checking in, sprung, hooking your nose, change, ball and chain, you call anything you want to. Yes, you still got to do it, as I tell you what, don't do it and see what happens. Right, But but this isn't the point. You just donna go somewhere to get on plane. Go somewhere and don't say that nobody out your damn rabbit as smile want to do that. Well, I ain't been doing it. Or my wife dropping me all at the airport. What did you tell me? I'm telling y'all right now listen to me. This is not for you, Julian. It's like for everybody. Yeah, this is not for your little thought you having right there. This is not for you coming up next, It is the nephew and the Frank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening to morning show coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he shouldn't be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that and just a bit, but right now it is time for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got for us, nap, Well, we're gonna take it to the church. They call him the first Lady. I call her the preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a sister Angela. Sister Angela, Please, how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling you from a Great Baptist Church. How are you doing this morning? Oh I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I know that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one of the candidates that we may be choosing to be our pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes, I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll make a very good candidate. As a matter of fact, here at the church, we've been asking a lot of the deacons and assistant ministers here have been asking different questions, different things that they would be doing once they became pastor, you know, like your first one hundred days, what would you try and change here at the church or try and make better? So to speak? Yet, but what my husband, he's out here right now that you need to speak to her? No, not right now? What we decided to do, uh, Sis Angela is actually called the wives and ask them a few questions. Oh okay, that's a little different. Sure, and we don't we don't want to take up too much of your time. You know a lot of times, if a pastor is stressed at home, nine times out of ten, he's likely to be stressed at the church. So I guess, my, my, My biggest question to you is is your husband stressed at home? Uh? No, not that I know of. He eats regularly, he's on a good diet. You know, he gets goes to the doctor regularly. He gets his physical um pretty good. At home. I don't have a reason to believe that he's stressed. He certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No, no, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't think you follow me, s Suster Andrew. What I'm saying, is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he stressed in that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure. I follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly did you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed in y'all's relations Is he stressed? Are you asking me about my personal business? Brother? Well, what I'm saying is if he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church. And if he's stressed at the church, then the members a stress. Then the congregation is stressed. So the stress start with you. Excuse me, If you are making sure that he's all right at home, he's gonna be all right at the chair. I'm sorry, brother. What was your name? Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you m conducting whatever interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates wives. I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's not personal since the Angela when so many other people involved. See, That's why I'm asking you the question, is your man stressed behind Clayton? I could assure you, yes that my husband is not stressed at home. If I get your drift. He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother, and I would appreciate you if you don't call. What these kind of questions are you asking other candidates? Why these kind of questions? Well, I was the one dedicated to call to give you a call, and that's the question that I decided to come up with because I want to know if a man is gonna be stressed, because if he's gonna have tension at the church, then then the congregation is gonna have tension. The church is gonna have tension, and the church cannot move forward in the direction on with great My husband and I have been married twenty to five years and they've been twenty five good years. If you get my drift, Okay, he is not stressed at home, and whatever goes on at home, my husband has sense enough not to take it to the church. That is not something he's gonna do. So you don't see about anybody else being stressed at the congregation in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we ask it together at home, and I appreciate if you don't ask you those kind of questions. But sometimes as well, sometimes a woman does not realize that a husband is stressed you understand that there's a possible way that you don't know that he's stressed. So how can you get let me get your phone a matter of fact, let me get your full name. What's your first name? Let's just go with brother Clayton right now, could you please answer this question? How can you guarantee that he is full at not stressed? Brother Clayton, I'm calling the Lord real quick, hold on it, Brother Clayton. I'm an honorable woman. I'm a woman who stands by my man. Okay, but you are asking me some questions that very personal, very private, very confidential. You are asking me questions that that a question is the safety of my marriage? Okay, my husband is not stressed and if I don't send him away from my home stressed, Okay, how do you know? But what are you doing to make sure that this less stress? Clayton, I'm about to end this phone call. Okay. Now, if you know we're not going to end this phone call that we know we I need to know the Reverend Jonathan is not stressed at home. They put they assigned me to talk to you, and that's what I'm going to do, and I'm going to leave He is not stressed. I don't know who told you that the man is not stressed. If he act to stressed around you, I bet you. I bet you his stress because you're stressed. Ain't me right now? Now we're both stressed out. How can we understand that that man is not stressed. That's the end of this conversation. Do you understand me? Give me your full name right now, give me some intimate details, and then I'll give you my number to cross the line. You wait till my husband gets here. If this is gonna cost him mccannidy, does this, so be it, We'll find another church. I'd have some choice words for you right now, Brother Clayton. I will give you my name right now. Do you have a pen? Yes, I'm gonna write it right now. The letter n N is in nancy E P. How to spell n E P h e W? Kind of name is that? Nephew? Your name is nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name is nephew Tommy. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan Toto. You said this is nephew Tommy. This is from the Steve Harvey Mourning's your Your husband got me to prank phone call you? Oh Lord, I'm gonna kill it. Call Lord. I don't need that. Oh didn't trust me lest me this morning. I can't believe I let him get you know, thanks before? Oh my god, Tommy, I will tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother, I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad. I'm a safe woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one more thing? Yes? What is the baddest radio show in the land? The Steve Harvey Morning Show and The Doors of the Churchill ain't nobody slow? You need to pick this pace up? I can spell. He picked the pace up. I can spare anybody. Whatever. I just want to know is he's stressed at home m h. Preacher's wife. Yeah, yeah, you just prank first ladiest too though, first ladist, second latest whatever. We're pranking them. That's how we're doing folks. I got to do with Shirley. If you are in Huntsville and you want to be unstressed, come on out to Stand Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama, February tenth, eleven, and twelfth The nephew, is there one show on Thursday, two, Friday, two Saturday. That's it. Ain't adding nothing, they'd nothing. That's it right there, Five shows come to you, boy, been there before you watch me at a fool every single time I come. Is ignorant every single time, and you already know it's gonna be just as ignorant, not even more this time around. All right, that's it Valentine's weekend, baby, Come get your love and laughed on with your boy. Yea yea yea. All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject he shouldn't be in my purse? Okay at all. We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now. Okay, you never know it could be your letter. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry letter, Thank you, nephew. He shouldn't be in my purse. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for a very long time to a man that has taken me to hell and back. Early in our marriage, he stepped out on me twice, and I'm sure there have been other incidences of infidelity since then. But I'm not as eager to do the snooping and searching for clues anymore, but he is. He's got a problem with accepting that I'm not a cheater and he should stop expecting me to mess around on him. He hasn't been the same since I got a weight loss procedure and I reclaimed my youth and I almost got back to my pre baby weight. I got my confidence back, and I started hanging around a younger female coworker. I have told him I'm mentoring the young lady because she's clueless on the subject of sex and how a man should treat her. He thinks I'm going to get a younger man and run away with him just because I'm hanging with a twenty seven year old coworker. Here's a deal, and I need your advice on how to handle it. I took my coworker to my gynecologist because she was having a feminine issue. She had ever been to a doctor. She was raised by her grandmother, but that's a different story. Anyway. I took her to the doctor and she got a terrible diagnosis. So I took it upon myself to help her get on the right track. I paid for her medication for her, and I picked up a pack of condoms and some more personal items for her. I put it all in my purse so mister nosey husband wouldn't see it. I have no privacy anywhere in the house. I'm not sure what got into him, but he rummaged through my bag and laid the condoms and the bottle of other stuff on the nightstand for me to see. I was livid, and I told him I didn't owe him an explanation. I don't care if he thinks I'm cheating on him or not. Should I explain it or let him suffer? Well, now, you just said you didn't care, But it sounds like we do care. But isn't it interesting though, that he's managed to turn this all around on you? But then again, that's what cheaters do. Don't say your husband knows all the dirt he did, so he's just suspicious of you now. And like you say, he can't accept the fact that you're not cheating just because you know you went and got your youth back. As you say, no matter what you do, he's gonna think that he's judging you by his actions. Cheaters think they know all the cheater moves and all of that, and now he thinks he found proof in your purse. And I gotta say that does look bad with you carrying around some condoms in your purse. If you were cheating, there would be nothing you could say because you'd be busted. So should you tell him the truth? That's what you're asking I say, ask yourself this, If you tell him, is it going to stop his accusations? Is it going to make him stop snooping in your bag? I think the answer is probably not, because the trust in your entire marriage has been broken for a long time, first by him, and now he thinks it's you. So sure you could tell him the truth, but he probably won't believe you anyway. Those condoms were in your purse and you told him you didn't owe him an explanation, So what do you want out of this. That's the question. Do you want to stay in this marriage? Do you want to stay here? Is explaining about the girl you helped and all that? Is that going to fix this marriage? I mean, surely you don't want it to go back the way it was. What you're dealing with now, surely you don't want that. I think this is a much deeper issue. So I say, think about these questions, and that's going to give you your answer whether you want to stay here, deal with this all of that, otherwise your marriage is doomed. Steve Shirley, really good answer. I absolutely agree with everything you absolutely said this letter. So you kind of leave me with no other choice. I must now dig deeply in between the lines to find out some other issues in this letter or else I'm just gonna be repeating what Shirley say. That won't a lie. You to see my guilt. So let me use my guilt. I've been married for a very long time and to a man that has taken me to hell and back. Well, now let's just stop right here. You've been married a long time to a man that took you to hell and back. That that's a strong way to open the letter. So based on that right there. I think some of this is payback. I think some of this he bought on himself. And I think some of this you're using being vindictive, and I think some of you is just nine nine nine nine. And all of this has got he got all this coming. So let's go right here. He's cheated on me twice, and pretty sure it's been more incidents but everything. But you know, and now he got a problem accepting that you are cheater. And he had stopped expecting you to mess around because that's not how you are. But now he ain't been the same. And now let's here we go. Since I got a weight loss procedure and reclaimed my youth, let's dig a little bit deeper into what the possibilities of a weight loss procedure. Let's go now. Weight loss procedures is a few things you can go to get your fat frozen, go through that process. A lot of people have talked about how painful that is. You can go with light post section, which appears to be a weight loss procedure, or you can get that rubber band put on your stomach. I don't know what they call that, because I haven't looked into that, but those are the things you're doing. Yeah, I hold it right there. We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject is he shouldn't be in my purse, and we'll get back into it right after this. You're listening Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is he shouldn't be in my purse. This is a letter about a woman that's been married a long time, whose man has taken her to hell in back. But now he's and then cheated on this woman more than twice, several times she expect, and but he's looking for clues for her to see if he cheating. And all this started when she got a weight loss procedure. That's either getting her fat FROs liposuction or getting the rubber band put on her stomach. Either way, she says, I'm almost back to my pre baby. Wait, who that girl the cave. That's a comeback, baby, when you get back to the pre baby. Wait, that's a comeback. She'd have made a comeback after all these years. And now she fine, she said, it's she's gotten her confidence back. Now she walking around in front of you like you stink. See that's what that is, you know, walking around in front of you, switching all stuff, putting on clothes. She down that shopping there forever twenty one. She's now all up in the show. Now that BB buying stuff. You know, she all down there in the in the missus department and Junior's. She didn't even go up on the top flow no more she get off with the teenagers is that she didn't just buying stuff right here, So all right, now we got that, and she started hanging around a younger freemail co worker. And now you told your husband that you're mentoring the young lady because she's clueless on the subject of sex and how a man should treat her. Now, you married to a man that took you to hell and back, so you may not know how a man supposed to treat you, but you damn shn't know how you ain't supposed to be treated. And I've always said my dadd had told me knowing what not to do is just as important as knowing what to do, so you are qualified in that area. Now on the subject of sex, I don't know you, whether you qualified or not. You I don't know what you're teaching her. Oh but you know you haven't mentioned that in the letter. I'm just trying to find stuff surely ain't talked about. Let's just so now he thinks I'm trying to get a younger man and run away with him just because I'm hanging with a twenty seven year old coworker. Here's the deal. I need your advice on how to handle it. I took my coworker to my guy in the collegist because she was having a feminine issue. I don't know anything about this, so I'm just gonna reserve any thoughts for that because that's not my lane. She had never been to a doctor. For you, a woman, you probably need to go see a guy in a collegist somewhere around in here. I'm assuming that you should have been and seen one, because you all have different things going on that I know nothing about. She was raised by her grandmother, but that's a different story. Anyway. I took her to the doctor and she got a terrible diagnosis, so I took it upon myself to help get her on the right track. I don't know what the diagnosis could have been. I'm not even gonna get into what I think it is because I'm probably gonna be wrong about that and piss a lot of women off. So let's just Uncle Steve know how to stay away from certain subjects. What the terrible diagnosis from the guy in the colleges is? I know good in here? Well, not to put my foot a knock. Don't stick your toe in this puddle party because they fitna hate your ass, So I'm gonna stay off that. So she said, I paid for her medication for her, and I picked up a pack of condoms and some more personal items for her. Now I don't know what that happened at the guy of colleges that made you pick up a pack of condoms and some more personal items. But now here's why I come in that because you did say condoms. Now I have bought those before, so I feel like, naw, you gonna do whatever. Yeah, whatever the diagnosis she got and your remedy was to pay for the medication. That means something is terribly wrong. But your end of it is you're gonna get her pack of condoms and some more personal items. I'm assuming that you're thinking that a condom will at least help with this medical issue that she got, cause somebody been done something without a condom and produce a terrible medical results. So now you need to start protecting yourself. Can I say that, ladies, that's fair, that's what it's okay cool. I put it all in my purse so mister nosey husband wouldn't see it. I ain't got no privacy in the house nowhere. I'm not sure what got into it, but he started rummaging through my bag. Now we have a purse. We have on this show, a professional rummager on this show who goes through things when it comes through the set, like if anybody get a gift basket or anything Mississippi Monica and Stars. So now your husband is one of them people. So I don't really give a damn how your husband feeling about this. I'm more concerned about that bottle of stuff that was next to the condoms. I'm very curious that's that bottle of stuff. If that was a medication, I think I know what it was. Talk to y'all tomorrow on the strawberry that I have nothing else Monday, All right, leave your comments done. Today's Strawberry Letter at Instagram on Steve ar them and check out the Strawberry letters. Comment to leave your condes. What do you say? I said comments? Didn't you know I said comments? That's why you don't do the Strawberry Right. Let's do the Strawberry podcast on demand. Up next, Sports Talk with Junior right after this. You're listening to the String show. Time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior man, y'all know what it is? The biggest sports during I've been telling you right now. I bet right now that NFL Roger Goodell probably ain't slept. Probate Sports two out. He know, I know all thirty two of these owners ain't slept. It's kind of crazy that Brian Flores, Okay, he just found out that he wouldn't have a job and then a rooted rule. We're gonna be a problem. But let me tell you something. When you accuse the owner and you come out and you say they trying to pay me to tank games just to lose, just the accusation alone. Now, Hugh Jackson come out and he said he would with Cleveland with the Browns, they asked him to do the same thing. Now, why that wasn't working Cleveland up Well, first of all, if we did lose a game, were mad and who he picked Johnny manzel with the day Donna pick. You're gonna lose him damn game you come up and pick his drunk head. That's what I'm mad about, right Hill, We're gonna pup Hugh Jackson ass in Cleveland. Don't come back up through Hill because if you did lose the games, you picked Johnny Manzael with the damn picks? Okay, are you trying to lose game? You don't even understand though, we Cleveland, we better not find out this Hittory. We appreciate you coming out for the help out with this class. Actually shoot you, but if we see you in Cleveland though, it's gonna be a sit your waist shutter. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm telling you man, But I just I just don't what does this mean? Meant that? Because as big as this is, as big as this is just for Brown, for us to even make this, what does that really say? Are we saying? And now we found out now that all we ain't got but one black head coach, that's it. That's Mike Thoma inne Pittsburgh. The league is seventy percent of African American, seventy percent of American on one black coach, and ain't no black owners. It's just like an opportunities. That's all I'm saying, is that is that? Is that the problem we haven't here, It's the problem we've had since the NFL started. It's the problem we have in America. Yeah, industry, you know, every see sports just got something else to talk about. This is the life that we have in the United States of America. This is the life we've been living. The problem that we have is now the powers that be unite to prove it not to be true. They will go to no no limits to prove that they're not racist. See proving that you're not and putting the money in to show that you aren't two different arguments, and they're trying to make it the same. If that makes sense. I'm here, I'm going to see what happened now, All right, junior, thank you. I'm just gonna get stretched way out. It's gonna be a dog right here, don't ye. All right, we're coming up at the top of the hour. We're gonna put a question on the table. Is it possible to take your X back after they broke your heart. We'll talk about it right after this. Well, what you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Jennifer Lopez says she feels so lucky and so proud to be getting a second chance with her boyfriend Ben Affleck. J Loo talked about reuniting with her xbiance Ben and the new cover story for People magazine, calling their due over a blessing. She admitted the media circus from their first relationship and public breakup has been prepared to handle life in the public eye this time. Jlo said, it's a beautiful love story that we get a second chance every So the question is, Steve, how do you rebuild a relationship if you want to that's your desire with an X and regain that trust. Some people do go back. I would think if if nothing you know, like people break up for various reasons, but if there was no infidelity in the breakup. I've known people who've gotten back together with people because there was no infidelity in the breakup. You know, time distance got rid of them, they grew apart, stuff like that. I think those people find their way back I don't know how to recover from infidelity or if you hurt a person or deeply wounded them. I don't know how they do that. But I don't know the cause. At a breakup between Jlo and Affleck, I don't know why they broke up, so when, But when it's infidelity and trust is destroyed and a person that's deeply hurt or humiliated, those I think harder to come back from. I don't know how you do it. I have no ex I can right, yeah, which seems like that's what happened with her in a rod. Why she couldn't that because of the rumors of the infidelity and all that. Yeah, we really thought that was good for her. She finally found her match and her love and everything. And then when it came out that he cheated with there from another charm. I think it was a reality show Ben right in and swooped her up up. Well, you know, looking at j Loo, if it was my ex, is easy for her to come back. Whatever reason we broke up the first time, I'm coming back. Just be ready. I don't care who I'm with. We're over no use with that other man. But I'm I'm wiping all that away right now fast. We did man, because usually you know, women will take the man back, but a lot of times men won't take the women back, especially for infidelity saying. They're saying that depending on who it is, they'll take her back. You know, Hanna can walk in and out of my life over she can cheat on you, and then you would take her back me in front of me? How long? In front of you? Yes? Ye wrong, Hu, I understand you going through something. I got it, y'all go ahead, y'all want something to eat? I got y'all and her man, I'm gonna tell you right now, Timmy. If me, I'm on a call with my woman and Jay lot Car say I want your back, get out. Get out. You heard her. I don't care. It's Jay Low. Get out. She's coming in here, saucer, She's for the saucer in my life. Get out. I'm asking a Hannah man. What how you like your steak though, how you like over medium, what you want? How you want you steve? You're very quiet here. Yeah, I don't. I don't have no access to be doing back. Util I'm out of that conversation. I don't give a damn what you say what you need. I don't hear. I'm out. I don't even have that in my life. You know, a lot of people feel the way you do. I just don't have nothing against them when you done against them at all, Not saying anything gets them, I know, my stupid ass. But not go back that. I'm not can't even mentain, and there's nothing make you go back. Now. I wouldn't give a damn day was billionaires. No, man, what I wouldn't give a damn if they was billionaires back? Yeah, I wish the hell I would for what? Yeah? No, I did a pain I was in. You can't give me no money for that? Pay all right? All right? Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, some thieves took some selfies on a phone they stole. We'll come back and talk about how dumb can you be? Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, a couple of dumb thieves in Georgia made their crime easy to solve for the police because they took selfies on the victim's stolen phone. What police say The teenage thieves stole a pickup truck and the owner's cell phone was in the truck. During their joy ride in the stolen truck, the teens decided to have a little fun and took selfies on the phone. They didn't know the phone was set up to automatically upload the pictures to the owner's Google account, and when the owner of the stolen truck noticed the photos, he sent them to the police, who easily identified the thieves. They were all arrested the next day in a different stolen truck. It was on the second truck by the time they got people. Man, these young people, they just they're so caught up and enamored with the technology of day. I'm criminals out there, prisoners full of them, dog yeah, and then prisoners full of some really really good people that made a mistakement, right, you got the innocent. It ain't gonna damn thing right right, Frame up all of that. Yeah, and we still got a lot of brothers and sisters in jail right now for the very thing that they've legalized for marijuana. Yes, they all need to be all those cases, all those cases for we possession and all like that. They don't the case. Let all them people out there all right, Well, look more of a Steve Harvey morning show coming up, But thirty three minutes after the hour, we're gonna play around or would you rather up next? You're listening to show time for would you rather? Guys, Let's just get right to it as we always do. Would you rather hold on? Hold hold on? We're doing the first one like we did yesterday. Okay, y'all have to pick A or B, blind A or B, Tommy A or B. I didn't be yusterday. It just had me out there a little man and anything. I'm gonna go be again. I think it's time it don'na be again, Junior. Hey, against my better judgement, I'm gonna go with Tommy on B. Would you rather pierce your tongue? Or would you rather pierce both of your nipples? You know what? I'm cool withold beat on. I'm cool. I don't want that in my I gotta be at a talk. I don't want that. I can come up these nipples and going on by to my life. But yeah, I'm cool with It's the weird those sight shirt. Yeah, I can't have that fish net shirt on. I can't wear that. I'm gonna definitely have to go with Bee because then I don't have to explain that all the time, but every time I hold my mouse, Steve Harvey with a Piers tongue, and Junior, you really don't need a damn piers tongue. You're already had time. You got slid speech anyway, Yeah, you got put the ball or just a hoop that where you can get a hoop on your tongue. I got a hoop yeah, on your tongue and get a cat getting called on meat and stop? Yeah, yeah, all right, let's go shell all right, all right? Would you rather drink nothing but hot dog water for three days, just hot dog water, no hot dogs, just the water, Or would you rather drink nothing but um collared green juice for three days? That collar green? Right there? Yeah, I'm gonna take the collar green, collar green. Yeah, at least that yeah, might be a piece of hamming. That's pot licker. You might run across the hot dog water. He weren't for a damn all right, one last one, one last one. Would you rather start as as a chaff and a remake or would you rather start as the mac in a remake? So we're talking about what are goldie? Goldie Baby, you can't be goldie stock Goldie what he can't do it? Here? Will you can't be? No? Damn? Go well, go ahead, jan let me shoot your answer that I'm a chef because you can't be, because everybody had a little bit of a cheff chaff rocking around, coat on too big and all like you are useful. I'm either one baby way, thank you? That was rather? Would you rather for the day? Coming up? The last of the day and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only Shaft and Goldie Harvey right after this? You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right here we here we are a last break of the day. I think Junior took issue Steve with our last would you rather between Shaft and the mac? Who would you rather be? Junior? Shaft? You said you yet, how are you gonna be? Shaft? Like I told you? First of all, you got wear the leather coady too heavy for you? Is too big? And then shall you know, Shaft? Yeah, people's attention. You can't be on that top mouth. Hey, hey, buddy, how put your guns down? Stop in the name might a lou I'm Shaft, I'm a bad mother. Shut your mouth. You shut your mouth. Hey, buddy, I'm shaft everybody to leave that talk about yours you know, damn sha and you showed k't be the Max. Hey, ladies, better have my money. You had me. You bring me my money? Okay, how much you need? How much you? Hell? Hell, here, hear the money. Hear your money back? Damn you can have it back. I owe you. Wow. Yeah, it's all out your air and everything. You can't at least Tommy can act, you know, Tommy give us said goldie line? Please? Oh God? Which one the one? Everybody know? The only one? You know? Hey, on the same movie lines. I yeah, like you have done them for me? Tellus I know the damn me. You just won't know what yourself of the airs and slings of hells and more perpetual than the oceans, of the emotions that come through my house and die and your dads and knew who would die to be greater? Huh. I learned Macbeth from you in the honor of the late great Max Julian m. You know the rules, pretty Tony. It's hard to see it with I customed though you don't. You don't get that, boy, You can't do it on air then there's that I'm gonna call. Let me do it one time. You know the rules, pretty Tony, you tells me, Yeah, we can say at least like we got some class so we can get into some gangster Junior hot, that's gonna sound. Hey, Penny, Tony, you know the rules. Let me try this trick, told me. She chills me. Now we can do some games. What you slap me? Phone? Where you gonna let me? You don't slap me like finished saying the lines after stop slapping me. I say, man, we're gonna get out into some games. You ain't only James here again? What is the greatest all time the mac June. You can't being brave hard, none of that. You can't do brave. He can't being glad, he advance a million. It is not why you come. I got it now. You can't stay freedom stay freedom free, not freedom freed up freedom by freedom? Who he is freedom? Freedom? Freedom? What is your calling? Freedom? Ok your voice? Junior? Don't really do good? And no, I really do give me another movie? Okay? Come on, tell me that's your area? What another movie? Time? I can't you think I can't wait a minute? Hold up, you don't Hoppo beat me? No he could do that? What about a Denzel movie? Anyone? Okay? Can he know me? Who? Who can't come get Gorilla? I'll hell, I don't even miss with that. I shouldn't have said, can't get a new line called King Colin could do have something on me? I don't like King con What about rock? Adrian yo? Adrian Yo? No? Wait? What about this? Right? What about? What about uh? No? Morgan Feeman? Oh? Put chains out of doors? In me Hill, put chains on the doors. Enemy is here? No, I got it. Put your chains on the doors. Throw these kids come in here because I can't put one of them. Put your chains on the doors because the enemy is in here. Well, pat the chains. I don't let them out. Can't be in here locked up with the clays as kids kicking my ass? So, jim class, that's the junior. I'm junior. I'm junior. Ain't a well class? Chains off, dude, Why would you do that? We got to move bore expladacisly through these highways. Get these kids need Clay come to kids. And that was an episode of Junior's acting ability. Be here every week talking movie Junior and movies Junior kan't too hey, we'll see y'all money. 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