Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know, y'all bag all song, looking back to back down, giving them mong just like amazing buck bum things. And it's touby do me true good to the hardy listening to me, to each other for stood, quickley, why don't you join? Yeah, yeah, by joint be doing me. Honey, don't break. You gotta use that turn. Yeah, you're going to you. You gotta turn, you to turn about turn you love, you got to turn out to turn, want to go? Comey, come on your back now, h ill, good morning about it? Y'are listening to the voice? Come on dig and nah one and only Steve Harley got a radio show? How good is God? Man? Sometimes I just I don't know. I just trip on it. Sometimes I think of all of all the mistakes I've made, man, all the bad decisions I came up with. Boy, I didn't came up with a truckload of them, y'all for real. And it's grace and mercy. Man just keeps allowing me to exist and allows you to exist. To see if you're listening, if you can hear me, then you know you've been allowed to exist also. And you know you you've been through grace and mercy are allowed to still be here in spite of you know, um a lot of decisions we may cause us to be in the predicaments. Win. I think we all are dult enough to realize that, I would hope so anyway, Uh, you know, it's amazing when you meet people who when every time something wrong with them is always somebody else's fault. They did this to me, or they did that to me, or somebody said this and this cause this, and I don't know why, I can't get nobody I can trust and I don't know why. Uh. You know, if you peel back the banana, oftentimes, really you can always find a role that you had in every situation. Now, I'm not saying that there are not things that are per chance to come upon you, because that some evil people out there and just do stuff till you ain't done nothing. I ain't talking about that. I'm talking about if you really peel back to banana. We've made decisions oftentimes to get us in the predicament. You know, if you're in a bad relationship, you know, remember somewhere in the beginning, you you pick that person, so you know, you do have to remember that part of it, your role in it. Why why Lord, you keep sending these people my way? Excuse me, God didn't send nobody your way. Try to remember you picked them. Just try to remember that part and so in owning up to your end of the deal. Here's what helped me the most in my life with my mistakes, my errors, my flaws, my failures. This is what helped me the most is the fact that God is forgiving. And God is a god of second, third, fourth, fifth, six chances. I mean, he'll give you chance after chance. If God was God just gave you one chance, we'd all be sunk. If he just gave you two times to get it wrong, we'd all be sunk, all of us. But He is a forgiving god on so many levels, a thousand times, one thousand times of thousands. If it's necessary, he'll forgive you. You know. Now, there's also some consequences with our actions that should cause us to straighten up and not have to be forgiven for the same thing ten thousand times. Now, I mean, come on, you know, if you got had to get set down for a major major felony, a major major crime, and you gotta sit down for do some time. That time is supposed to give you a moment of pause where when you get out, you don't do that one again. You know, you know, something like that. So I'm not talking about the extreme, but I'm just talking about, you know, the mistakes and as that we make in life. I think his grace and mercy, the way that He forgives us allows us to get back up here is the thing that has really really helped me. If you don't let your mistakes bog you down, if you don't let your sins, your mistakes, your errors, your slip ups, your mess ups, if you don't let it break you down, if you don't let it define you, and if you don't let it stop you. That's the greatest gift, one of the greatest gifts you can get from God. That is not allowing all of your mistakes to stop you from forward product us, to bog you down, to make you lay down. All well, I guess that if I did that, I guess I must not be no good. Listen, we didn't all done that some form of that. See sin and seeing in God's eyes, that's the cool thing, you know, So you know we'll at least I ain't there, so I ain't that type of person. Hey they did this, Hey, hey man, seeing and seeing the guy. You know, we all we all fall short somewhere around along the line. But you can't let it bog you down to the point where it stops you or it defined you. Because the reason that the mistakes can't define you is because we are all a work in progress, and that we all have made mistakes, but we all learned from the mistakes, and the mistakes and the failures are often very valuable gained experiences along the way, and that's what they for. You know, Look, when you're a little baby and you start learning how to walk, when you first let go of that coffee table, you ain't gonna make it all the way over there. You're gonna fall set down, and then you're just gonna crawl on over the well. And then after a while you know somebody to get on the other end, and they call you, and you take a couple of steps and you almost get there, and your fall and then you crawl the rest of the way. Well, if the fact that you let go of the coffee table as a baby and you fail, if you if that's what defined you, we'd all be crawling today. But that didn't define you. That was a valuable learned gained experience alone the way to taught you this. And life is full of those falls. Now they become a lot more severe, and the older you get, they become a lot more They come with a lot more consequences the older you get. But it's the fall is the same. It's still the fault you fel, you fail, And the thing of it is that that allows you to get back up, as God is forgiving and if you don't, if you take accept the forgiveness, you can move on. What a lot of people do and what they think when I'm trying to get to the day is when you make a mistake and and you ask God for forgiveness and he forgives you. You don't have to allow other people to bog you down with that mistake. Every time they see you, they bring it up. They want to hold you accountable to your flaws and your mistakes. No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no. You have got to let it go. If God has forgiven you, but some people won't, then you're maybe you'll just move away from them. People see because it's people if if you if you let people define you by mistake you made, that's their way of not allowing you to move on, not allowing you to say you've grown from that, or not allowing you to say, hey, well that changed me. That's the thing in my life that taught me the lesson I needed to learn. Oh, I got people trying to beat me up about my past all the time. I refuse to allow that to happen. Because if God has forgiven me for my mistake, for my sins, for my flaws, then then who are they? Who are they to keep They're gonna they're gonna keep writing about it. No, no, no, no, man, you can go ahead and write about it, But they ain't got nothing to do with me. Congratulations, great story. And you got to understand that the same way. And then see the second part of it is the reason that I'm able to move on is when somebody strikes me, somebody do dirt on me, I've learned to forgive them a lot faster now so so so I can be forgiven. You know, there's a line in the Lord's Prayer that says, uh forgive us. Our trust passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us, or some some people say forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors. That's I've had it both ways. But my my favorite is forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who trust passed against us. So that means when I go to God, I am asking God to forgive my trustpasses. Now, you what you're asking God to do is forgive you when you trespass, when you cross the line, when you go outside the morality clause, when when you don't, when you commit us it, when you do something wrong to somebody, when you hurt somebody's feeling, you're asking God to forgive you. But then the prayer is to forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us. So when somebody come to you and say, hey, man, I'm sorry, I did you wrong, I mean, man, we got to let out. We gotta take our knee off their neck. So I've learned to forgive people a lot quicker man, And that might help you down in your quest to get up and move on, to let somebody else get up and move on every time you see him. You ain't got to hate on him every time you see him. It ain't got to bring no rise up in your spirit. Hey, man, I forgive you. Let it go down't mean we got to be friends and hang out. But I forgive you. I don't. I don't have reaction to you no more that might help to all right, I'm just throwing it out. You're listening. It's Tuesday, y'all. Good morning, good morning. It is the Nephew Tommy Show, Tommy Tuesday. Like that it gives Nephew Timmy Timmy Tuesday. I'm getting ready, you know, you know this. You know Saturday, I'm me and being Junior were in Delaware. You know what I'm saying. It's Southern Fried, this coming, this coming Saturday night, and is everybody in Philadelphia and around the way me and Junior coming to town with our boy straight upbout the Houston Southern Fried Comedy. You don't want to miss it. Tickets on sale. So good morning everybody, ladies, morning, Good morning. Everybody's happening, baby boy? Good are you doing? Happy Tuesday? Happy? Yeah? Hey, it's my birthday, so um just happy. So I'm really excited about the food on my act today. Thank you? Yes? Are you brand? New again. I'm sure to come on now, get one of these a year. Ye gotta had a cake that says happy birthday, sick of seals. So I hope I don't enjoy that because I can't eat cakes. Oh yeah, we go sick and died right after sick and die. But I thought about you, man, I thought about this that comes it is. Promise you. I'm gonna take the cake though it right down your throa seven many more to you man, still met diabetes. Yeah, it's just me and Jay arguing. People don't take these personal. Yeah, you die bet into the sick cell. People don't take to get a J six cells. Y'all calm down, stand down, throw it down, throw up the dtail down. Yeah, y'all stand down. Well, don't mean no harm down dat. This is really really ignorant you guys, this show right here all right? So Junior, what do you want for your birthday? I want gift wise, of course, my grandmother's g German chocolate cake. If I can get ahold of that, really, man, it's good man. If I could get that today, I don't need nothing else, really, shade, Yeah, oh god, take the slice, slimon and what it tastes like I could try to make one. I could try to make one for you. Not in the same city construction. I gotta go back to no no, no, no no, no, no no. Hey, they have directions on the box and it can't be that hard. Okay, but then, why haven't you done it? I've seen shutting. You're apot put shot said it into name. Going to make that a project because you're such a sweetheart, you such a gentleman. A German cake, Joyce's hiving, he's done. Getn't see hartly nine Erman kill German cake. Even I shouldn't get enough cheese. All right, coming up, whatever you guys, coming up, We're gonna do shop talk. It's time for the barbershop. Check out the barbershop. See with the guys are talking about. We'll be back with something funny right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time let's go to the barbershop. I'm sure it's an interesting conversation going on with the fellas, but you know what, y'all just stupid. Look look, look, look this slam talking, this slim talking. When you're stupid, You're stupid. Everybody looked stupid and crazy. I'm telling stupid and crazy a something. Hey, I already know how stupid and crazy. Don't may even bother me, you stupid and credit because everybody know everything in the world know. The sweatst movie ever made, ever made, the sweating movie made Time to Kill Me, Kill Time to Kill Sammy Jackson sweat through the whole damn movie. He sweat through the whole movie. He sweat inside outside. He's positive. That's not the sweatiest movie. Black Snake Moaned was the sweatiest movie. I didn't ever say the movie, but I had Samuel. That's been sweating movie. The Sweating Another another sweating movie. We're Loood Diamond Blood Diamond Sweating. That movie a lot of sweating. That movie, No, No, No, On the Plane was a sweating movie. You just couldn't tell. But Samuel was sweating there too. It was almost that they didn't have air conditions on that plane. The movie, No, I'm telling beyond switching sweatist movie I know of all time roots that root. One time in the light you were rating and coming down. Now wait a minute, now Jango was a sweated movie. Now Jango, once again you had white people sweating in that movie. Yeah, you can see they kept normally don't see white people treat the black white folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's tweeting like white folks. Okay, okay, never the greatest, the greatest pimp movie I've made. The greatest pimp movie ill made all time? Now movie mad pimp movies. That ain't the one. It was the stupid crazy better the mac. Yeah my life. I have been talking about the back. But if you're pipping, why are you in the barbershop all the time? Just his headquarters. Nobody's coming in, give you no money or nothing. Well, how you know you sleep hairtime, you sleep and slipp We ain't got saying about that. You're always looking at yourself in the mirror. You'allt even wantch me. Hey, I work here, all I want to know where y'all and we even get a hair cut. You just come in here and sit around every day. Yeah, there's a place to hang out. That's what bobber shops me to hang out. Everybody don't want to help that stuff in here. Don't nobody else you anywhere? You gotta shoeshine standing there. I ain't never seen nobody shine over there and even just sit up in there. They just sit in there all right when they can't sleep. Why aren't so much dost on your chair? Clients come on Mondays. My clients come on Monday. Oh Mondays, shop Monday. I'm open on Monday. But I just be here during the week to manage the shop. You gotta understand how I work. His class wanted say'd cut and he just cricket. They walked out shop, just surprised. One question. Another question Mikeael Jackson, greatest video, Michael Jackson greatest video. Remember the time and sud down? Michael. Michael made up being down? Kiss him? I said, but it's what bad we need? Turned to the wolf the wolf Man, that thriller, The wolf Man. He was a wolf man. He went to the movie and the movie scared him so bad. He come out. He turned to the wolf man. What movie was were you watching? That was? That's what we said. You hear your heart of heredy when he was watching when he became the movie he was watching, I don't know what it was, but he came outside and turned to the wolf man. Yeah, remember that movie, came outside and turned to the wolf man. How many times you're gonna say this, as I said, yeah, have a time. I understand it was a movie where he was watching the movie and he come outside turned to the wolfman. Well move was that? Whatever? I'm asking you what movie was he watching when he came outside and turned it? Not the movie what he was watching himself? And you asked what movie he was watching when he was on the movie? Right, question is what movie was he watching when he turned to the wolf and he came outside, Sweden Santa's already The movie he was watching when he turned it to the wolfman when he came outside was thriller. The thriller was the video. I know that was the video, but that was the movie too. Are you gonna watch the movie? And didn't make up video about no still watching the movie? In there with the girl in the middle of the video, he talking about that movie. Yeah, what movie was that? It ain't thriller? Butt, And let me ask you something. What different would make what movie he was watching? It made it different? Because I'm trying to make a point. And if I can't make a point because y'all ignorant, you don't know what damning. The point I'm trying to make is what movie was he watching when it came outside? I don't know. I don't know what movie. But but you don't never make no points in here. No, I can't make a point if you don't know what I'm talking about. So I just tald the movie he was watching when it came outside. That ain't what I'm saying. Let'm not listening to me. Let me listen. I'm trying to make a point. The point is, do get right down. The point is. The point is, do you, Hudson take the point? The point is? This is this simple. What I wanted to know. What I wanted to know is what movie was he watching when it came into the wolf Man? Tell me that thrill Quit saying thriller is not thriller. Thriller is the video that we watch. He's not watching. And I just say something, You can I just say something. Let me say something, he says, saying I'm trying to make a point. I know you're trying to make a point, or you're not gonna get this point made if the boy keep thriller it' you know what. I don't want to talk to him. I'm gonna talk to you. I need to make a point. The point is the point of dude, what movie was he watching when he came outside? Turned to the wolf Man and quick saying, thriller board he was watching when the game he was eating? Fool. I don't know what. You can't be in a movie and watching the same movie, Jad, Tam, We gotta go. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, miss, and we'll be here with our national news and headlines. But of course, before we get to that, as always, the nephews in the building with run that prank back? What you got? What's up? You're mad? Joe Bro? What are you talking about? Your mad? Joe Bro? I was like, what, No, how did Mary? You're married? Joe brother? Bro? It's hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach this is she Hi Cormen, My name is Keith. Keep from calling you from the insurance group? Hi? How are you good? You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey? Is that right? Okay? You guys actually put applications and actually winning and get your physicals done for life for insurance, right, yeah, yeah, that's correct. Okay. I actually I'm calling you from the insurance group. I have you all lab results and everything as far as your physicals and blood cuts and things of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly talk to both of you guys at the same time, you and Harvey. Is that possible? Um? Well, sure, he's right now, but I can get him on the phone. Okay, it will be Uh it would be kind of easy if I kind of explained everything to both of you guys at the same time as that. If that's okay? Okay, some wrong? Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I think I need to just try to bring a few things that you guys attention. But I think you know, after that, it's pretty much you guys decision on what you do. But I just wanted to let you know a few things about you know, the results and things of that nature. Life, insurance, the whole nine yards. Okay, okay, well here, let me stop talking to him on the phone. Hey, babe, Hey, sweetheart. UM look, I got the insurance people on the line. They want to try to get both of us on the phone, uh, to talk to us about the insurance stuff. Hey, Harvey, are you doing this is keep keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey? Good with that? Nicky, good, good, listen. Um, I wanted to give you guys a call and kind of follow up. And you guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards, and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's kind of better if I talked to both of you guys at the same time. So, do you have a minute that we can actually use a kind of get some of this information out to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm gonna break right now. I'm good. Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your lab results back everything, and I kind of got a few questions for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married. We've been again three years, okay, now, prior to being married three years? How long did you guys know each other before you got married? About five and a half five six kids? About si kids? Okay, you guys have been knowing each other pretty close nine years now altogether. Yeah. Are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up in the same hometown? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up. I mean, if I'm I'm sorry, is this question I mean, is this about the insurance or well, I mean there's a two things that's that actually uh puzzling, Carmen that we need to this this this is actually didn't want to bring you, guys. I mean we have to. I have to actually give you this news. Looking at our records, looking at all the test results, and let me be the first to tell you that we run these results over and over and over trying to make sure we are completely a hundred and right. Okay, it's a problem with the test. Well, looking at our test, guys, Carvey Carmen, it's indicating that you guys are related. And nine times I attend you are you guys are siblings? Old man? What? Ok? And I understand the shot. It took me. It took everything I had to make this phone call. I did not want to make it. But looking at our records and we went over these records over and over and and and the blow works told us that you guys are actually siblings. Man, what are you seriously? This is not a this is not a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know, Like I said, I did not want to call with this information. What you did make the call? Man? Look, you I don't know what you need to go back and and and double check your records or something, because we've been married three check with the lab, man, can you check with the lab? And like Paul is back and I and I and I knew those questions would have come up, and we we went over it. We went over it and over and over it. Y'all need to go over again because maybe I got this. You made the call and this gotta be wrong. So what you need to do is make another call and call the lab and call us back and let us know that you either thought they made a mistake of a you're talking about me and my wife, and I understanding hard alright. Let me ask you this is it possible, you know? And this is just a question. Is it possible that your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew each other at some point And what you're saying to my mom and dad, that's some straight look at You need to have go back and do whatever you need to do. But I tell you what you said something like that again. I tell you my back's gonna be coming down that beach O. I'm saying that like that, hold on, baby, baby, baby baby, I hold on. Maybe I got this hold on I got baby. I gotta baby, I gotta how you're gonna call me with you what you don't know what? Some people do like that, but that ain't I don't under doing sirs bringing you the result, Well, I should bring me results in personally that I wanted you. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, sure, even if you beat the messenger at the end of the day, that's still your sister. At the end of the day, I'm gonna want you. I don't care what he's talking about. Nothing. He ain't my damn brother. I got it. I'm gonna find out whatever jubercal you in you're gonna call me talking about brother. It's my wife. I am telling that something somewhere down the line, somebody made a mistake and you guys a brother and sister got married. I'm not as far for that. Well, let me say you don't make the mistake of college. He's in one of these numbers again and your life. So I got one off result. I still need to get you got all that all like you've been talking about them, but you got to say now that's gonna be wor. The only other touch result I have, ma'am, is that this is nephew, till me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I like, I got one thing. I got to ask both of y'all, what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Did I get him by? Keep on? Oh my god. This weekend, it's going down Delaware. We are coming to town Southern frid comedy style. All the boys out of age Town, Me Junior and all our crew are coming to Delaware. The South is coming to the North. So y'all get ready tickets on Seal right now. You're looking for stupid, ignorant, crazy, straight up tripping. That's me and my boys. I promise you we're gonna bring it to you. We're gonna bring it to you way you ain't never seen before. So get your tickets right now and come get it straight next way, Huntsville, Alabama. Get ready, babe, the nephew was coming to tell him to be stuffy. Twenty ninth. I would be in the building, Tommy. We're going north. It's northeast. There's north north, but it's north of us. We're gonna have to Chicago. Hey, we're free we're free. He did he sound like we was running? Yes on the ground rate, Yes, what's the way he made it sound? Nor in the north, we're beat up, yahn. When everybody in person in this lad they always haven't whispering some loud you're running first once agree, there had to be one loud. I'm gonna be cotton, but I'm gonna be loud. Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is Junior's birthday. Thank you, plus uh, Monica, Carla, surely that would be me. We're all heading to Paris. Friends were good. Yes, we're yeah, definitely yes, yes. Did you all want to contribute to the parent shopping called Yeah, just so we're gonna pass around the hat so you all feel it in your heart day right now, be making over here. I'm painting it on me. We're going over there to hang out with Steve. We're gonna meet Steve over there. Thank you, thanks guys. So yeah, Steve taking the ladies over there like a tam a tam like a beret thing tam. Yeah. Okay, And I'm praying for y'all. That's what I'm praying for. Safe travels and everything's no problems. That is most important to me. Y'all got the I need y'all back home, come back, want your well appreciate that. And as we travel, j Any, you travel a lot. Uh you have any travel tips for us? Don't argue with that was the ts with those people. You know, they have their own little world. They can stop you on your flight. Yeah, do not argue with them at all. Okay, don't argue if they said open your bag, open your bag if you got anything special. But I know you ladies probably don't need anything. But if you have ship that but if you have special things, things that you yeah, don't ye know, you know what, let me tell you something. Surely the last time we went to Paris with Steve. Okay, so the flight coming back j International domestic, I had to stop change planes in Atlanta because I was actually traveling to Houston, and it changed plays in Atlanta, and I purchased some wine at the Charles de Gaul Airport in Paris. Okay, get on the flight, go to Atlanta. Well, I was supposed to check that wine in my bag and then get it domestic meeting. I couldn't carry it off the plane. Once I arrived to Atlanta. I didn't know that, so Jay. When I got to T s A, they said, what's this? I said, wait, wait, wait, that's French one. They look right at me and threw it away. The coldest one I ever seen. The coldest one is dude, And I felt so sorry. He's traveling right. He had a large tube, large tube preparation age. You're only supposed to have a certain You're only supposed to have a large too. It was like, can I just squeeze somehe right now? I need my hand. If I just get just a little, would say anything. Okay, let me say this. This is this is this is like the biggest one I can brag on. I'll go through security. I gets stopped and the man say, do you have something in your mid section? I said, nah, I ain't got nothing. He said, no, there's something being picked up, but something there. I said, okay, cool, but I don't have no. I just got from warm my pants and I'm looking at the screen and it's my private He's saying there's something there. I said, noah, that's that's that's me. What yes, I say, that's me. Look to God. I promise you'all and I get through security, and I tell you about I get through security. I tell my wife, I say, say you blessed girl. You ain't know that you that daddy, daddy got it going on like this. What I'm telling you, why is your lips twisted? Introduced and I'm boy embarrassed right now? Introduce people won't share your blessings. Coming up, It's time for the one and only for national news miss and trip. Oh well, this is a trip for the news. Let's just switch to a little more serious fame. Public outrage in Minnesota over yet another police killing. This time, the victim was a young Australian woman who neighbors state towards yoga and meditation. Cops respond to a nine one one call, they say about a possible sexual assault late Saturday night, and that one of their officers shot and killed the woman shortly after they arrived at the scene. The woman's fiance is understandably distraught and bewildered. It was Justine who called nine eleven on Saturday evening reporting what she believed it was an active sexual assault occurring nearby. Sadly, her family and I have been provided with almost no additional information from law enforcement. Regarding what happened after police arrived. Police press him in Aneapolis say that there's no video tape of the incident because the officers involved had not activated their body cameras. By the way, justin Rup Diamond's killing just one more recent high profile police killing in the Twin Cities. Last year, an innocent man named Philandro Castile was shot and killed by a police officer during a traffic stop, and the jurors acquitted him. Looks like the Fat Lady is sung on yet another Republican attempt to get rid of Obamacare. The vote was being postponed until Arizona Senator John McCain was fully recovered from an operation that he had because with his vote then the GOP would have just the fifty votes needed to bring the measures to the Senate floor for debate. But now two more Republicans say they can't support this bill either, even though it's strongly backed by the President. So that's it for now. Now Republicans may just try to just get well the President wants the Republicans just get rid of obama Care completely and start all over again. Sad News horror fans MovieMaker George Romero has died. He created the modern zombie genre with his film Night of the Living Dead Total of the Living Day. Georgia Merrow's films really notable for having strong black men as leads and survivors. Other Hollywood horrorflicts always killed off their black characters, usually right away. Georgia Merrow was seventy seven years old. Today is a National Listening Day, which I'm glad you're celebrating by listening to us. And it's National ice cream Day. Eugenea Butterfly twenty minutes after the hours, stay choose Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, take it away? Do you think baby? Oh yeah, everybody around the world, it's time. Good morning to my public. Um, I know you're not still manna, no, no, last we go with? Okay, you let it go. Say what's going on to day? What do you have attitude? Now? Because there's something rotten in Denmark? Yes? So now every by the going their parents. But me, yeall know, I like the shop I was shopping with out the last time we went the parents, but so this time I haven't been invited. Why you have to ask? He invited the ladies. He invited us. Y'all got first class. Yes, y'all got first class accommodations. Y'all got shopping money. We're working on that, working on it. I mean, we have to. But at the end of the day, didn't nobody to say we need to bring Eugene with us to go shopping? What us did anyway? Did you say it? Are you talking to me you directly? Yes, because your tone ain't nobody by that time? Did you say you just say I'm gonna go over here and I want to tell Steve that Eugene need to go with us. Did you do that? Thank you? Sure to stop here. Look at me when I'm talking to you, Look at me. Did you I say Steve, we need to take Did you say Steve, we need to take Eugene? Antoine went out? Did you see it? No, I didn't say that, but I didn't say it. Not her big head? And did you I did you not vouch for me? Yell out? Yell at out? She said, yes, thank you, thank you so much, maby I appreciate that. But you open to I can't stay. Well, see, here's the problem, butterfly, you have to be happy about our blessings. You know, I'm not happy. Other people's right, you gotta be happy. You're so bitter. That's not a good look. Better because everybody I always to be happy. But me, I told Gene, I'll tell you, man actually wanted you to go to Paris. I did, yeah, but well not really the pair, but up to the airport to see y'all officer, so he could he could push the plane away from the gate because he got strong camps, and I think that'd be good for him to do, to see y'all go away. You know, we just pushed the plane. You don't start because I have planned the whole evening for your birthday. Don't do that. Don't do that evening playing for your birthday. So so you are a very giving the butterfly. You have planned for him, I want to hear. Yeah, we gotta do a lot of things. He's gonna have a massage, a hot stone massage, okay. And I'm not sending him to know spine place and nothing like that. I'm doing everything myself. So thank you. Thirty four after the hour, it's comedy Roulette with Jay, Tommy and Jr. You're listening to the stry Morning Show. All right, here we go. It's time for our one of our fastly Yeah, we love this, We love this one. It's called comedy roulet. Uh, this bit is called comedy roulette. So Jay explain it to. Here's how it goes. The show is full of comedians, great comedians, were all out there on the road traveling. But we get tested. But we don't get the respect up in here. We should get up in here. So here's how we're gonna do it. Okay, show you how good we are. Get five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spind the wheel, where have it stop? We can do time on it. That's okay. One after the BAMMI alright, alright, I'm gonna give you the topic. How about that. I'm gonna say it's up in here. All right, here we go. First one post office, Okay, I'm gonna go down here, all right, going to the mall. Number two, going to the love, going to the mall. Okay. Number three, people who owe you money, that's okay. Number four, white people in their dogs. You got here's the fifth one, nasty food. All right, let's go spend a whale can spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning neasty food, nesty food, white people. People, all right, stop doing people who owe you money? I got it. I'll lead come on about people who owe you money. You don't have somebody owe you so much money for so long you almost stay you owe them, you forget you know, you look at this that Wait a minute, maybe I do owe them money from you, like you did something to that. I'll tell you one thing about people who owe you money? How come they your tightest partners we sent up at the fall were drank and we haven't dinner together? Laughing couse? Then you say, hey, man, what about the cash? And was like I got that, man, they'll pay their own bill that night. Partners. How come people that owe you money when you see them, they got an attitude with you about you owe you some money? Oh oh, we're still talking about the four hundred dollar dog. Yeah, that's what they were talking about. How people who owe you money whenever you see them, they got on something new. Know what? Just say, my mom, how much you favor that? A two hun? Don't you owe me to that? And I don't like my people that owe you money they don't remember the attitude that they had when they asked for they asked for the money, they had a different tone. You just helped me. I promise, I promise, I'm gonna give it back to you. You just give me this one shot. But the money they got a different attitude. Hey, you talking about who you think you're talking to you. I'm gonna get your money when I get you your money. Yeah, I don't like the way you talk like like that. They don't I owe you, but don't talk to me like that. I got one. I got one point. Look, how come when you run into somebody that owe you and you in the mall and they break down the runny because they don't want you to see there shop? Yeah, I got they would ask you for amount that they know you can give them to feel So, hey, man, could you let me seven dollars if I ain't never even though? Yeah? Yeah, if I could just get seven dollars? Strange if you get seven dot? How come people that owe you money tell the people other people a different story the money you that's true? Yeah? He I owe him twenty dollars and now he acting funny to warn me. Yeah, let me have a proper let me say this here. How come people to owe you money? Actually show up and bring you the money that they owe, and ten minutes before they getting ready to leave, asked to borrow some of that money over here. I get you, Twitter, but I gotta take nine payments. Thank you guys. You guys did great as always. We'll be back when neverew Tommy spraying phone call right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter. But first, come on, nephew, Tommy was another one of these. Can I can I pull from my arcade and just do something stupid? Yeah, let's go. I don't know if you ever had this problem to Anthony Brown child suppose support child support? Yeah, how you start whispering like that? Man? Manause, I'm trying to support it. Okay, let's go. Hello, Hello, my sweet called, Yeah, what's up? What was this? Just trusted man? Uh me and uh me and me your X man me and we uh we've been kicking it for the last three months. I'm man, I don't care about you. Didn't we're not together. We're not together, so why are you calling me? Okay? You're no, that's cool, right there. I understand all that you're calling me to tell me to child together something with you. I don't care about what you do mean not together, I don't. I don't give a damn about what you Okay, okay, no, no, no player, I understand that what I was calling you about was, you know, you come behind like two or three months on the on the child support man, and I told you I was gonna handle this. I told her I was gonna handle the situation, you know. So now I don't need you to handle nothing. You don't need to be worried about about how many months I'm behind? Who the hell telling you all this? Anyway? When when? When can we expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you. First of all, don't you ever called my phone with that? You understand me. Don't call my phone man, because I don't my daughter. Man. I ain't trying to, I ain't trying to handle. I don't need you on my back, and I don't need see on my back about no damn child sport because I do for my daughter, man. So don't call my phone with that. Okay, Okay, Well, looking at is you're working right, now. Man, you man, say, listen here, what what what? What's your name? Rustic Press? What I'm saying is you're working right now and I do whatever it takes to take care of my daughter. Man, So don't you worry about my my job security and what I'm doing. Okay, Well, can I just come when I just come by there whenever you get paid next time so I can pick up you know the job. Man, You don't need to come by nowhere. I tell you what here, You bring your around. You come, I'm give you directions right now. You bring your phone over here, because I want I want to see your calling my damn phone talking about my damn daughter. And then we're looking out for the well being of the baby. Man, That's what we do. What do you think I've been doing ever since she came in as well? That's what I've been doing. Ever since she got here. I've been looking out for her well being and something. Come just getting a picture. You want to tell me about my daughter well being? Get quite? You're three months for her and then, man, matter of fact, I do everything I can for my daughter. So for you to sit up here and call me talking about I'm three months behind I don't even keep up with that. I send money when I can. I do for my daughter. I do for my daughter, be for I do for myself. So if I ain't got it to saying that means I ain't got it at I don't. But give me a second and I'll go get it. But don't be calling me about my daughter. Man talking about him three months behind. Okay, we'll look you further. Of all, I ain't you know, I ain't working right now, so we really need you to go on and get the money over. Hold on, hold on, hold on, you ain't working, but I'm might here hustling. You're calling me about some money, but you over that land over most of y'all need to get out of y'all and do what the hell I'm doing. That's what I can't understand. It's too you, but it's one of me, and you want to come to me with that. Man, I told I was gonna handle this situation back being behind on this, you know there's a little child to pull situation. That's all I'm saying. I need you to go on on and give me a date man on when we can expect a payment. Okay, I'm getting you a date right now. Bring your over here right now and come pick up the paytent. I got it for you right now. You just tell me what kind of call you drive so I know because I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to bust the wrong to put to my driveway by my stay. I do everything for my daughter. My daughter don't have no wants on the knees. I put shoes on her feet, colds on her back, footing or something. I do everything for her. I don't need you, and I don't. My daughter don't need you with. I pick up from school every day and take her to her grandmother's house. So a year, but I know two or three months behind because she ain't with I. I can see if I went two or three months and she with That's another thing uh with me and can't talking about. We're not gonna need you to be checking her from the school no more. I'm gonna be getting her from the school. And I wish I would catch your up with my daughter's school. You ain't picking up my daughter. Man. I don't even know who the hell you are. I told you my name is Preston. Man, I know Preston. I'm telling you what, man, I don't want you know where near my daughter that I'm gonna talk right now because I don't want you know where I near my daughter. Man, you understand me, I don't want you know where near my art. Man. If I came in here my daughter, I'm gonna whoop yo. I'm gonna let my daughter know he leave me and to help me, and the baby is getting a long fine. Man. All I'm saying is we just need you to send that running. Man. You hey, y'all, glass, y'all doing good because she'll anyway, But don't put my daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm just happy to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well, you need to get out and look in between your cheeks and go find you something and find you a manhood. Sitting up there property on the couch. He's help all up pop tarts and I've only had two of them pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't supposed to be having none of them because I bought that for my daughter. Man, and I appreciate you eating none of that over there. You need to get off here and feed yourself like I do. I feed myself and my daughter and probably hill. Let me try this here, man, I just want to talk to you about our child. Man, our child. That ain't your child. That's my I'm taking you ain't got ey say, man. Don't you ever say that? Man, don't just ever say that to me. Man. That is not our child. Man, that's my child. Let me tell you something, man, Let me tell you something. Put your here to this phone real close. Man, I'm literal about my daughter. I'm trying to live like me, and that's what I'm trying to do. You ain't been here the whole time. You're trying to walk up in here and talk about an hour. I'm a daddy, man. I'm just trying to be a good stuff for the man and get them to a child. Report father. Y'all gotta get married first. You ain't no man say, man say, I'm a talking in Helen. Listen, I garrel you no no hold no no no, no, no, no no no no. You don't talk to you no more. You understand what I'm saying. You talk to me. You're getting with me. I told you I was gonna handle it, but you're gonna make me mad, not like I don't told you. No, you don't talk no more. I'm talking whenever. I won't care. We got a child together. You're just gotten the pictures. You call. You don't talk. You talk to me from now you talk to Preston. I'm a talking. I'm hatty then with trust me. Hey, man, let me tell you something. You don't call man, you deal with me? Do you understand I'm telling I'm not dealing with you with him? N you hear me. The only thing I'm gonna deal with you is my foot up here. That's what I got. One more thing I need to say to you, Man. I don't want to hear nothing else you got to say. Player. I didn't heard everything you had to say. Let me tell you something, man, you want a job? We hired right now. I put you with the man at charge. God, get you a job. I don't nobody want to work with you. Man, I don't like your out of You need to work with somebody because you ain't working with nobody right now. I got one more thing I need to say to you. This you was listening, man, say with the hell you gotta say? Man? That's his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning. And don't them say man, I don't care who you are. I don't play about my daughter. Man, it's nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man. Oh man, I'm gonna kill this you all right? Oh no, man, because I don't play with by my all like that. Man. That's my world, man, that's my heart. Man. Man, alright, let me let me ask you this here. Man, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, man, The Steeves Hearty Morning Show. Uh, let's pay our child support gentlemen. Yes, everybody, Yes, it's the child support page. I'm just saying, wow, crazy, yeah, and some women have to pay child support. You're absolutely Let me put it out there. Mama's board to hit stage play jumps off in September. The Nephew is back on stage, baby, So y'all get ready. Take it thro on sale. You can go to Thomas Miles dot com and find every city that I'm going to. You do not want to miss it. Atlanta, g A is first on the map, but we're hitting some crazy spots and I'm excited about making George sagging off. We're up in there Baltimore watching d C. Hart of Connecticut, Detroit, Michigan, and list goes on and on. It's myself, it's EUGENEA and one Ferguson and Johnny Gil, Robin Gibbons, Shirley Murdoch. I mean, it just goes on and on. You get to see me as uh the actor that I am. So I can't wait for you to get the glorious treat of seeing me. Yeah, let me talk like that in the place. All right, we'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's that time. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you here it is straw every letter all right now on this letter, thank you, neph you on this letter. I think we need to do a slight disclaimer here to the parents. If you have children, young children in the car and you don't want them to hear this letter, now is a good time to have them turn away or turn the radio down. Don't turn it off, don't change the station, just turn it down. Okay, we want you here when we come back with yeah subjects my tiny husbands, I'll tell you God do alright out there. Yeah, yeah, he said that too. Alright, subject my tiny husband, Dear Stephen Shirley. First off, I want to say that I love my husband. He is a most kind and gentleman I have ever known. When we met, we dated for a year without having sex. We had never seen each other naked until marriage. After right there, you know it's not about Tommy. After we got married and before we started having sex, my husband admitted to me that he was smaller than normal, if you know what I mean. But my husband. But comma, my husband is the size of a five year old boy. I don't. I had to read that again. Uh, my husband is the size of a five year old boy, not a picture. Those those were yeah, I just got no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no no. We've got to read that line again again. I don't. I don't want to embarrass him like that. But it's not the size. Okay, but it doesn't matter. Size doesn't matter. But my husband? Where you where you get that from? I hate to interrupt this letter, but you just keep saying stuff. Where you get that from? It's not it's the motion in the ocean. Come on, That is a saying. It's not the size of the ship. But it's the motion in the ocean, the ocean if you throw a boulder. Okay, but my husband is the size of a five year old boy. All Right, everybody clear now I'm gonna read on. Those were his doctor's words, not mine. His wife says, yes, we went to a doctor and the doctor says that nothing could be done. We have been married now for seven years, and I am frustrated as heck. I confided in my ex boyfriend and he is offered to help me out sexually. But I know my husband would be devastated if he found out. I am upset with the fact that my husband waited until I was deeply in love with him to tell me about a shortcoming. So would I be wrong to get some action on the side every once in a while. I do love my husband, but I have needs. What should I do? Please help God? This really is a tough one right here, because yeah, or is it? Yeah? Not really ja um, But but I mean it's a sensitive subject. You know, it's a sensitive subject. Is a grown man who has an issue with size, And you know I was gonna say, go to the doctor and see if there's anything they could do. Some sort of prosthetic or something like that. But they said, uh, they went to the doctor and the doctor said nothing could be done. I would suggest to you to get a second opinion because I have heard of prosthetics or something like that along those lines that men can can you know, do to to help in that area. Um, yeah, you know, I think there was a news story about a month or so ago, we did it on this very show where there was a man that didn't even have one, He didn't even have a penis, and we talked. It was mid made national news and he fooled his girlfriend for quite a long time. But anyway, yeah, this this is a major problem. Of course, you know you you marry um to have sex with the man you love and all of that. But I would suggest going to another doctor seeing if there is something could be done. I mean, women get enhancements all the time. Your breast enhancements we get, but injections we get all of this. So you know, why shouldn't men do the same things if you know they need help in that area. So that is my suggestion to you. I would not suggest you getting some on the side right now, because you know that's a sultry. It's cheating. It's it's just cheating, and we don't want to go there, and it will devastate your husband. And not you mentioned she's already getting a little something, right, She's all right, come on, come on, you're so glad. I would think I wish. I don't know who this lady is. I'm so glad I'm not going through this. I'm so glad I don't suffer from this. I would send her a picture, but I don't want to eat the ball her memory on her phone. I don't eat the both giggle bytes either. With diabetes even, I guess that's good to know. That's good to know, you know what. Like I said, she's already getting little something sad, so so that I'm sitting here. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to tell. You know, get your boyfriend or some does This is ground for divorce right here, This is definitely grounds for divorce. Wouldn't you say some shilling? I mean is that on the paperwork? Yeah? Yeah, you check in help for Richard for poor until death? Do itsip some traps being sick? What about you're gonna have to cheat till we get where we're trying to go. Okay, we're gonna have to get him to this doctor. I got a doctor Beverly Hills. He does all that stuff and he can handle it. Dr Bang and no pun intended? But Dr Bang bang? Are you kidding me? Right now? That's the same as she's getting a little on the side, Joe, exact same kind of job. Dr Surely every inch is a cinch. Okay, Bang, Dr Bang, and take care of this problem. I tell you he do this. Okay. He does the breast enhancement for the ladies, the bucks and all. He in Beverly Hills. He's a He's a bad, bad boy African dude. Dr Bang no pun intended? Can I promise you? How do you know? Dr? Oh no? Not like no? Why are you looking at me, twisted adult? I'm just saying, how do you know Dr Bang with your friends? I met him doing I met him doing another friend. But anyway, Dr Dr Bang, dran where you got to go? Losten get what you do? I want you to fast somebody on the side for banging until we get you to Dr Bang. Goodness, just bang till I get you to bang. Let's wrong with this. Okay, ban it out. More on this letter. We'll have more on this letter. We'll be back subject my tiny husband. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, you wanted to finish your comments. I mean, I understand not having sex before you get married. I get that part. But ain't this some kind of way you know? I mean, even when you're dancing and grind it ain't ain't you. It's some kind of way you can't. Yeah, there's something. Ain't nobody touched nobody before we got me. You know what I liked about the letter is that you read the plot where he says he's very nice. Yeah. Yeah, he's the most kind and gentleman I've ever known. When that little you can't be me, you just can't be really nice, you real nice, really nice. Fetching stuff. It's going to get me buying her stuff, fixing blades, Okay, okay, weld clothes. He's doing the most. Let me so surely called y'all married. Let's say y'all just got married. Let's say nothing happened prior to marriage. Just get me and find this out. Honeymoon night? What do what do you do? From here? For me you immediately. We can't fix this immediately. Bang has been nice? Sorrys nice knowing you know what it's It's so important to a marriage. It's such an important thing to a marriage, you know. I mean, this is what breaks up a lot of marriages, you know, uh, sex, the lack thereof too much, you know, all of that kind of stuff. You know. So, yeah, this is a major issue in their marriage. And that's why I suggested going to the doctor because women do it all the time, and it's you know, men don't go into the plastic surgeon as much as women. They're going more nowadays or something like that. Can that be well, I mean, I'm sure there's got to be some sort of prosthetic. Is that a real person, Tommas? Is that a real person? I promise you Yes, I'm saying the name wrong. But his nickname is Dr Bank. Oh, I say, surely. Yeah. If you can't get any help though, if it can't be helped, would you what would you would stay? Would you stay? Are you asking me personally? You know what? I'd have to think about it, honestly, Carla, Honestly I would because you took vows, you know, you know, I'm serious about that kind of stuff. You just took vows. I mean, it's not what, it's not how he presented himself, I guess. But but but we ain't know nothing about this here though. But I will tell you this, I would probably I would probably know before we got to that. I'll say that. I'll say that I would probably know already before we got to that. And then you found out, then you break it up. You know, it's one of those it's not you, it's me breakups. Yeah, if it was, if it was you know, evidence in court, they'd have to throw it out. The lack of evidence. You know what, say, you just can't draw that. I just can't draw the land nor j J. I'll tell you what this is. You know, this is the same situation, really, yes it is. And I feel for the guy, not somebody what she should do. But I think there's some things he could do that could make it a little more interested to what we don't focus on what the issue really is. She say anything about the size of a five year old boy, Okay, you're gonna have to be a grown five year old boy. When she laid down to bed, you run in the room dressed as a superhero naked and run around, run around, you come up all he goes walk in the room, they stop and thend it. Then run out, then you come back in dress. Come in there with a red nose and some clown she was over, you know, get just do stupid with since here or something like that. You know, don't don't just go in there raging now thinks that fire. But you're gonna need some distractions, get some extra twodes which when you come in there, you know, yeah, I mean, you're you're right. This this is you know we're making fun of this is a really serious, serious issue right here. Yeah, it's serious. Yeah, you know they're married. He's otherwise it's the most and the one too bad. That power pat I mean pull up on in a power wheel. You know what. I'm you at Costco every week with the batter push that right, I don't be don't be a better A lot of batteries at just rang them up and what we're doing and just rang them up. She says. He's the most kind and gentleman. Look, you bel not be mean. How you're gonna be you can't what you what You're gonna get hard? Put my put you better be homes by five. That's a Kevin Hart movie, Tommy, make it thrind. You better be home by fat you hear me. Yeah. My suggestion to her is just getting so bullet in that house, looking for doctors that can help you. I I just think there's something that can be done about this situation. I tell you no motive. Poti him not going to die in the bank. And we got to start from seven. You at you ain't us nothing to start a vegetarian when you get wet, we need some meet somewhere. Women do it all the time. We get enhancements everywhere. Men can do that. Can't build awful pimple. Hey see, the hormones is keepet in pretty good. You can pull it over by the police though they're gonna think you had a sex thing. They're gonna be fixing you. Uh, we got something going on here. Wait a minute, just can't wait. Huh go back to junior where you gotta be. Yeah, you gotta be home by five. You hit me and not a minute after if if you don't man with you. He's trying to crack the whipping Yeah, saying fold him close. If you got time, give me some socks. I need some sacks today, if you don't mind, they never going in make me something. Start off loud, but it dip down real low. That is an issue. If he's if he's great everywhere else except that one place. It's time for you to get off the foul. It's tour in the morning. If you ain't really talking about it, he could have a lot. He could have a lot and not know what to do with the two. That's the opposite. All right, Uh, let's move on. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, everybody here, here we go. This is this is the second We all need help here, you know, because we've known, we've been known to bust nows and split verbs. You know. It just it just really irks Shirley a lot. And I love you. But it's just the way. It's just the way we are. And so we talk. I mean, that's that's what we did. I am the way I am. You all gang up on me. I am the way I am. You guys are the way I tell you? What how about you tell us some things that you see in us that you that you would like us to stop doing. Okay, all right, we're going down to eat before you know. Okay, yeah people, Okay, I don't know how to say this except to just say it. When you eat watermelon, don't eat it down to the rind. Don't do that in public? No, please, don't. Don't. I hate to start off with watermelon. I hate to start it off with that one. When you eat, do you even notice other people? You got to go down to the round so when you know you have to take the rond, put it all on your head and get because it's good for bumps, and use a fork. That's all you can eat it, just slice to use the fork. So what is this? This is like etiquette? Is this like etiquette for blacks? Especially for you guys I work with, not for the whole yea, but so certain what we are. You're supposed to stop at the watermelonded? I mean how far I had in my phone to go? And you don't have to pick it up and put it to your face and all of that. How you eat it and use a fork? J Okay, you have not You have not see it right. You have not gotten the taste of the watermelon. If you don't get right through the green. All I'm saying all I'm saying is using knife and fork. It looks better it presents. Okay, I want you far you know. Okay, we're not going to have a complete watermelon argument. Okay, before we pass, before we get head water man, let me ask you this. Yes, how do I spit these seeds when I get because I got to get him. My mom already told me water grow with my stomach. So yeah, every boy, So what do you do to see? Okay, I have a solution for that, a remedy for that, just by seed. Let's watermelons people. Hello, all right, let's let's move on. Why don't think we'll ever agree with Okay, this is for this is for my ladies. Okay, Carla, we don't have this, but if you see it. I just want to say, there's just a certain amount of tattoos that you can have on your chest. Yeah, got room, though you have to put all your baby, I have to do that. I'm just saying the reason a lot of people don't carry a wallet. Did you just read the chance you could read the Holy Story? I ain't never scared. They got me down. Life are bad? What you know, Tattoos are a form of what self expression rolling with my set. Yeah right, yeah, I was watching this TV show the other day. Somebody had they had tattooed hate on their neck and so uh and so there were no they had changed so they just crossed out the east. So now it's just hat. What does that mean? What is that mean? No? Come on, it says there's so much room up there. Yeah, I'm looking at you. I've learned so much. You got six Yes, first I want to read more about right just going across the top part of your right heart. Yeah, Darren, Chris Marcus and listening all my kids look at it that turn around. There's a limit. What is my name around? Oreo? What they call areola? Stop? Okay? To older black gentlemen, belts or suspenders? Pick one? No, no, no both just bad break that. Just pick one. Just the belt or suspenders. They both do the same. And suspenders is the only way to keep your pants hat. They're in lives and problem. Why do they have to come under your breath, right under your chest right here? No, let your zipper down the sea out That mean your pants too? Damn that's old school? Can I piggy back the old man? It's something that I don't get them pocket that that top that shirt pocket with them pins and what is that up there that they have? They all go. They don't know where you buy it. Got a couple of pads. It's like a pan or something in the top pocket. Man, let me tell you what. It's a temperature gauge up there, a tie pressure gauge up there. That all kind of stuff. They got a equipment. You need that because you don't never do. You don't say that to you need that makes up there magic markets because you don't never know. They got every situation. That's like insurance. They don't measure stick. You fold it out and try that in your pocket and it weaves your poe. Good. That's not the issue. The issue that I got everything I need right good to the restaurant that you say that now, But when you need one got it total? Strangers broke down on the side of the road and I got flat tie. I don't know. I think I gotta leak something. Can't you tell me to check? I got it right here? Check And when you put and when you put your wallets in your pockets, guys, first of all, this should be a certain amount of thickness of your water that's my issue right there, Jay, when you put it in your pants pocket, it makes your butt looks so big on one side, because your pocket if you want, if you want it, don't make you look deform on the back. You got a small wallet we wear. That wallet's so long, Shirty, is because we wanted when the wallet not in there, to have the same shape, because we all wanted like we got any you're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Yes, man, it feels good. I'm gonna bank you a cake. I want to see year figure out how to work my oven. Thank you. I appreciate your car. That all I have to do is figure out how to turn on my oven. Call it in the kitchen every day, every day, Shirley. You don't even pay your kids what you're doing in the kitchen, Shirley, Well, I do have to hydrate myself, Junior, I do have to drink water. Thank you. Wait, wait, let's get this the bottom of this birthday boy. Sureley, do you have any cake pans? Huh? Do you have a mixer? Do you have any eggs? I do have eggs. I do have eggs. Do you have flour? They've been in it? No, you've never heard of a flowerless cake? Carla? Really? Oh so you don't go like that with it? Okay, do you have the ingredients that you need to make a flowerless cake? You don't have to have it at the house. You could go to the store, Carla story, do not eat. Okay, you'll buy you a cake. Man, you ain't got that cake an white but earlier. Wait, but we asked Junior this earlier about the cake. So your favorite cake is what Junior chocolate? You can make that shilling if they have directions on the box. Let's go to the poem. Whatever you haters to listen. So you know it's been it's been a lot of news about black chinn yea, yeah, every time I turned TV on Black China, black chin black chan What you got me? Thank you? Turn like this the poem I'm trying. I'm trying to explore black black Chinna. You know it's poetics. You need a poem by black China. Ain't nobody else wrote one. I'm the first one to Black China. Spend some knowledge. Man. On second, they're always on some dark glasses though, dark glasses, and you gotta pull your poem out the pocket because that's what other poets do. Really, yeah, for no reason, Junior, this is Junior delth most even go down the light? Yes you did, yes with sunglasses on? All right, we go. This is called black China. Oh black China, Oh oh black China. You had to get a Kardashian, didn't you. You? You didn't get a good one, ended up with a trash you want and didn't you? Now tigging is your baby daddy, right right right? Didn't you suspense Kylie? Right right right? If you read with the people tweet huh huh, they don't think of you too highly. So now you get Instagram pictures that at first you said you liked when you was naked on the pole, you had no problem, right, So amber Rose is on your side. Okay, we see how this is going. And it seems like y'all best buds. The only person in the mix I don't want to see naked Cait and that would be a dud, right. I know y'll probably didn't like it because it didn't ride, but so did another jay Z songs. So that's right, But no pressure, man, you're throwing up. That's the yeah knowledge because it's your birthday. Our fingers right, yeah, but show y'all something. Let me just tell y'all something. What y'all just missed right there? So that's how I know I'm over. An elevated plane does mean my potraits working because y'all didn't even get it? Did you know what the problem is? You'll haven't elevated y'allselves in a situation. It sucks. It's your birthday. That's the only reason it did. You think that was poetic justice right there? Tell you right now the first thing I tell right now, I'm doing so good. I got four haters at one time. I'm I did killing the game. Okay, can you just get the first first couple of lines again? That was my favorite part. Oh, black China, Black China. You had to get a kardash that's it. But you didn't get you ended up with one. Okay, I trash you. I'm I'm telling you, Man Kardashian and did nothing. I thank you. Ja. Let's see them. They ain't even track no time, no, no, Tommy, no, I'm smashing him. I'm smashing you know what you should not. I don't even like poetry. Stick to baking cake. Thank you? Get that. That's my next for him, Jake Shirley's baking cakes. I got your five Okay, keep on, I'm not gonna bake it. I'm talking about this poor I'm gonna be the greatest, poor black Case. I keep going playing with me. I'm gonna make you. You don't get no cake cake here? Can we talk about these cakes for the rest of the show, will you? Will you please rame for me? The Knicks, Tommy, they don't all rhyme. Okay, you're not limiting you're limiting your potential in poetry if you have to rhyme, that's so simple. Cat in the hat who won't to do that? They don't take no effort. That was good. The first part again, just consumed. Oh the old called China. Did she'll hear this? Oh black China, Oh, oh black China. You had to get a kardash You didn't get a good one, ended up with a trash. You want that taggers your baby daddy right right right? See one right wouldn't have been right there. It's like you leave somebody all like, right right right, you have no clue that this really sucks. Uh so Kardashian and trash that that this trash she won car dash, she won you rogue one? Where are you at? Man? Man? I wish I knew, we wish we weren't here that right now, I'll keep this up. You won't get another poem, that's right like, you keep it up, and you won't get a cake from no, no, no no no. If I get my hands in your pockets and getting the rest of the papers out of that, you won't read a number threatened me. I wish I would. Could you a German chocolate on your birthday? Yeah? I don't understand. All right, Uh, well, we'll be back after this. We we really will. Oh boo. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Okay, listen to this guy's A new poll finds that forty four million Americans have a side hustle. Okay, that includes people in this room. And that's the way to make extra income. We know that, other than your full time job. Not surprising, the most folks working the side hustle are millennials, with twenty eight percent of them earning income outside of their job. Alright, Eight six percent of those who have a side hustle are working the gig at least monthly. At least they're doing it once per month, with thirty six percent earning at least five hundred dollars per month. Yeah, that's really going out. Yeah, I know you guys do comedy, do this job and then yeah you do stand your stand up on the weekends. Yeah. TV show. Joe has a club. J has a club. You know, my club close, but it's coming back. Wait a minute, your club? What j it's closed right now. I thought it was for remodeling. Honest to god, all black club, I want to say, with a club close, what did I say? What are we closed? Everybody? When they opened back up, this same vinyl floor you've been walking over. The Jay Spot is an institution in l A. It will be Yeah, and with the same floor, my club is not glow. Yeah, give you love a new mic in there. See none of the reboxe no remodeled when I opened back up. I'm hoping I don't get people who've never been there before so they know. So what is that like? The owning a club of your It is the toughest thing I've ever done. Because I was you, I would never do it again. Steve had a club. It is it's absolutely because well usould the fact that we would go on stage and we do comedy. When you open the club, you got you got fish, grease, you got alcohol, you got workers, you got napkins, and they steal all of that. Can I say this though? Your chicken wings wings O? Your chings are you? You didn't see the ones they stow. That's why we're closed. But it's been open for quite a while even Well, maybe you need some new investors. I don't want to investors because then they want to make decisions for you know, you got silent partners. Yeah, you know, once people put money in, they don't stay silent, but they do sign contracts. You should you should make them sensense. I'm definitely gonna will be bad. Have a night over there, man, Joe. We can blow your hey, we can keep calling Jay, we can blow your club up. I'll be back. Yeah, we'll do that, man. I would I got to see that. Sad to do. I need to see the remodels. But the last time I came out and saw Caryl Underwood, she was and the club was packed. There was standing room only. It really was it coming back? Coming back? Yeah, like cattilec seats. So I mean, is it something that you love and it's hard for you to let go. No, not really. If the price is right, I'm out of but I will open it again. So yeah, definitely gonna open it again. Yeah. I thought it was really nice, Jay, And people in Los Angeles needs something like when there's only one one other black club, the Comedy Union. I remember I saw Robin Harris out there here many years ago. So I have a bet, oh, that might be the name of it. Maybe you should do poetry slam in your club. I won't be there, you'll kill that, Junior. You will be there, all right, we'll be back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys, we'll be in Paris tomorrow. We're leaving. I know. I'm so excited. Stevens. We're going over there to meet him, he said. And before Yeah, the whole show has been before. He's just he's just taking the ladies this time. So you know we're going to shop up a storm. Yes, And you know that makes me nervous. I hate going through customs for some reason. Really, I get so nervous. Kind it's like I'm a mule or something that way, I know exactly. And I'm when I'm in the airport and that doll comes around and all and it's all for me. Man, right, I'm not I have nothing, nothing but only only thing I've done. It's probably maxed out my credit card. You know, I kin get so nervous. You just don't even have nothing. But it's something about like is it something? Maybe I don't know what, terrified going through custom all that medication bottles, all of the medication. Don't know something in there isn't you know what? I remember a couple of weeks though, Tommy was telling us about this dude, your buddy, maybe your buddy. You said he had all that stuff to marry guy. Man, my buddy was on going through ts A, traveling with his wife. You know, they're going on a vacation and it's just it's just so bad. And his his bag keeps going off and it's his office bag. And then you know, he's like, I don't know what's wrong with my bag? Carry on, man, And they don't see nothing, and he's like, see that, I don't have nothing. He really, honestly, I didn't think that something in his bag. Then they unzipped the line and it was condoms. And and uh went and wild something in there and he was like looking at his side, like vacation, four night vacation, the beginning of the vacation, the beginning of vacation. But let me tell you, the boy was cold. He came up with what they what he put that in there that they was gonna be doing when they got over. Let's hear it, role playing all that. Let me tell you when he when he broke the story down to it, he got it back. But he had to go do it. You gotta do what you said. You see, I would have played it different. Were happy. Damn, this is not my back. I'm talking a girl. That's just not my bad. I'm sure VS so I Yeah, I tell y'all while we're traveling tomorrow, I will not be in the same line with Shirley for custom. Don't. I can't because you have to. Yeah, I get so nervous. I do, and because I don't know they have called me in that back room before, because you know what the Yeah, that's why I'm so nervous. Nervousness something alright, yes it is. We'll be back to close out the show with just one more thing. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are, last break of the day. We've had a great time today and we can't wait to get on the plane to go Rish. Yes, the shopping, lots of eating. What there you go, lots of shopping, lots of eating. Calling shut and Mississippi Monica is going to gonna bring me some caveat back. We just don't bring it back. Oh you've got room. Not if it has to go through customs. I'm not bringing it back. They're gonna take my call from you back. You better give me some euros. I got the money. I need some money for that amount though. Yeah, we have to convert the money. Let me see, let's get the money and not but say we did. Let's not but say we did. Let's get the money and get that money. We could say they take it in customs. That's so carnabbing right there. Surely ain't got a criminalistic bone in her body. But you're getting pulled off and taken to the back room of customs all the time. So he's supposed to say, that's why. God, I'm so nervous. It's like, come on, really messed it up. This is what I was gonna do. Get the money from Tommy, come back from Paris, going down to the store and buy me some American. You ain't gonna know the difference. That's a French time. So you bring back the French bag to put it in the bag. My plan is way better. Just get the money and say they didn't have caviards a shopping's money and get some goldfish in its way better, way better sick. So so the conversion. So we gotta ask Steve early Monica when we get over there. All right, euro equals one dollar in fourteen cents on the US dollar overseas and change the money because you get a lot of money. Man, it looks like you got a lot, but you don't have a whole. And I'm going to take this I know, and you don't even know. You have no idea, You have no idea, You don't know what you're doing. Man. Yeah, they look like monopoly too. Boy, you'd be like, I don't know what I knows. Cre you guys, have you ever heard I heard that when you're changing the money, converting the money, it's better to do it over there than here. You don't want to take all that money. You don't want to break. You don't want to bring it back and travel with it, even though it's euros, so you don't even want to travel with all that. Nope, I don't want to do that. Okay, I don't want to do that's a lot of Yeah, you're gonna have fun. Yeah, it's gonna be a great time. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait to get over there a French one. Make sure y'all go get that potato though, y'all gotta get it. Y'all gotta eat that meat. One of those black and white strappy shirts because I'm thinking about moming on the weekend. A black parade. That's why you want the movie. Okay. Notice he's seeing not a lot of money in the mind, fat black mind. Let me ask you, you're gonna be a white face black something different, right, lett drop him off in the French quarter and let him go to work in New all black man. Oh, I ain't seen him before. Wow, that's gonna be great French to we. We we met Marselle. We like, what's what y'all gonna do? We're gonna, Yeah, we gotta work, of course, but we're gonna shot white Carlin and I were together. We went to the famous shopping mall over there, the mall, the mall of mall. Oh my god, this is the most incredible mall they have ever store. Imaginable over there. What did I do, Carl to pass up when I got it? What that customs take you out? Yeah? Great? Small and customs, Jay, And there's no much luxury shopping. Surely, I think you're gonna have to pull yourself to cat. You're not going by the Eiffel Tower one, nothing like that. At the Eiffel Tower, we did that. Yeah, we're going to go back. That's so cool. That is so cool that man Janty Liz will walk down there, you know. Yeah, we'll do the Lisa picture. Did y'all go do that? And we didn't get a chance. Maybe we'll get a chance to do Yeah, we'll go this. I think we're planning on doing. Got pay to see? Yeah, I don't know, Tommy, do you have to pay? Gigantic museum And the madam said, yeah, yeah, it's over there. Yeah, ain't. That's the lady in Vegas. J has one all over and you know, you see a lot of black people over the first We don't I don't speak in English. No, you go up to your head, brother, No, none of that mantic language. We remember, Shirley, we saw a couple one time. They were arguing. You know what, No, No, that's one thing about an argument. You don't care what language it is. You know what, you can tell what she's saying. You ain't worth a dad any language. Yes, yeah, but the people are very nice. Yeah we will. Yeah, I know this time. You aren't going with this time because I want what's the scrap you put over you here? The cross thing first? When y'all out walking around here, cross body, Ye don't know you're that thing? Man. Yeah, we'll do that. Ain't nobody come across y'all body. It's gonna be a long time take. It's gonna take twenty minutes to get something around Shirley and call. I can't relieve you all have high, but you're a strapped across Monica's head. Right. We're not bringing you all anything back just for that nothing You get nothing. I was saying, a wrapper. But all right, guys, we'll see tomorrow, Tommy, we'll see you toil from Paris, France. We love you, guys, Thank you, bye bye? What for all? Steve Harvey Contests. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, Physics Team Harvey dot com. You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.